a school I went to (Elementary) someone did shit in a urninal (that said it was one of the ones that went all the way to the floor), cant remember if the kid got caught or not.
15:37 I thought cap was gonna press either just kidding or will you marry me to ruin it but he thought it was his phone or he went braindead for 20 seconds which it seems like=D
5:40 A prisoner is required to have an identification card on them at all times. The last count of the evening is a name and number count where a prisoner must state their name and number and show their identification.
Captain Sauce: Why do I have the feeling I'm going to be eaten by an animatronic bear?! Me: Ayo... Five Nights at Freddy's reference? Coincidence? I think not!
Hey Cap, you should play Hard Time (Prison Sim). Its a fun 2D or 3D (depends on what type it is) offline game and I think your gonna love it. Pls like so Cap can see.
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Captainsauce: "Who has time for this?"
Me: "You apparently."
at least I'm dead to see this comment
@@Sebastian-uq3et rip
uno rev-
Captain: Listen here you little
This is just unfunny
"These ladies will learn to respect my authority."
*Yup I'm taking this out of context*
I think he meant it like how u think
But can you really be sure when it come to sauce
I think you mean “Athuratah”
*Cartman intensifies*
That one dislike is god and me so god kk it’s just me
"You cant- let me rephrase that, you shouldnt poop in an urinal."
South park flashbacks
a school I went to (Elementary) someone did shit in a urninal (that said it was one of the ones that went all the way to the floor), cant remember if the kid got caught or not.
When i saw this comment, it played
@@JustJay1281 my brother did this in front of seven people. He was payed 60$ and a bag of Doritos for taking the dare
😂
I think its so sexy when you sort those colored keys
-Officer Curves
The moment officer curves found a match sauces' face changed dramatically from happy to disappointed
News Flash:
Man tries to seduce a police woman, ends up getting her engaged with a woman
Hey, at least there’s some bi representation in mobile apps
We’re just like straights, except we’re slightly gayer
I like how everyone wants little nightmares 2 but caps like
"Women prison sim take it or leave it"
i dont want that gam x d
He's trying to be more diverse not just a little nightmares 2 youtuber
I literaly just commented that
@@aliensider6607 his diversity fucking sucks, he used to play real games and now he plays this mobile repetitive garbage
@@NamekFreakazoid agreed cap just seems to be getting worse
Day 24 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best
Ya I agree
Where are the other 23 days.
@@Allister_1 under the last 23 videos
He already know is from us. Cap, I know now ya don’t reply that often, but thank ya for everything you’ve done.
Agree other days who knows
"Why is there a urinal in a women's prison?"
*I don't need sleep I need answers*
Ever heard of something called a futa person thing
@Logan Hval I don't even know what it is the I heard the gist of it from some idiot who doesn't know how to mute his mic on zoom
@@truenightsedge4163 *jazz music stops*
@Logan Hval Okay, but tell us how you really feel.
@@truenightsedge4163 ? What's a futa prison
As the Warden, you can choose how slippery the soap is.
Lol
Very and all the males even the guards wash in the showers don't tell anyone about the hidden camera
@@stormthanatosokami4221 creep
Extra :)
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. SOAP!!!!!!
Makarov know's Yuri...... X-X
Remember the escapist when they had the color keys so it is also a fisher price jail
Lol!
I like to imagine that captain sauce doesn't fight bad guys he just makes jokes until they die of laughter
Same but what is up with the name tho
I’m not first, I’m certainly not last... but when my boy post, I click McDavid fast.
Yes this is a rhyme that I can get by
10/10
NOICE
Your definitely the last I think
11:32 I can’t believe I laughed really hard when Cap paid the officer $166 in 1 dollar bills 😂😂😂😂💵💵💵💵
"That's a good pause, that really brings out the murder in your eyes." OMG 😂😂😂😂😂
' you look a little nervous, probably because your not a white blond' proceeds to have the guard beat her up
me: wait hol' up
Lmao
“McSameMan”.
Cap never seems to disappoint me
And people say that police officers aren’t a kink
Congratulations, your comment was the first one I saw
@@Lightning7112 no
@Zach how would you know that?
@@MetalProgramer Yeah
@@MetalProgramer
He has a certification for being people
No, not a person. PEOPLE. He is the entire human population
"Imma need you to throw it back and shake that cake"- Captain Sauce 2021
I'm so glad I was able to get my hands on a captainsauce youtooz, thanks for making me laugh every day (:
congratulations!
I sadly couldnt :(
Sauce tries to get girl her “I’m going on tinder
At 11:35 "can i pay you in doller bills like a sriper?" Had me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Its not rocket biology." -CaptainSauce, 2021
The best content ever I always laugh so much that i end up crying lmao
I just got out the shower and literally this is what it comes to Worth it
Ha, what a noob move, I'm IN the shower mortal!
Ha same I just got out of the shower too
Same I just got out of the shower
I got out of the shower about 4 hours ago if it counts
BRO SAME I LITTERLY JUST GOT OUT BRUHHHH
15:37 I thought cap was gonna press either just kidding or will you marry me to ruin it but he thought it was his phone or he went braindead for 20 seconds which it seems like=D
The tinder profile in the intro looked just like Godless Engineer. 🤣
i love that he was all about the sizes lmao
CaptainSauce: Why do I feel like I'm about to be eaten by an animatronic bear?
Me: *Has 4/20 flashback*
Alternative title: Documentary on corruption in prisons
5:55 There's a song called "Confrontation" from the musical "Jekyll and Hyde" 😂😂
Female character in a video game: *exists*
Cap: *FLIRT SKILLS A C T I V A T E!*
I'm sorry but I thought it was little nightmares's time to post not this-
I still love your content anyway 😂
I can’t stop thinking of a little rhyme “kinda bug kinda snax the Elmo over there had a heart attack” failboat Is a amazing yt
5:40 A prisoner is required to have an identification card on them at all times. The last count of the evening is a name and number count where a prisoner must state their name and number and show their identification.
8:15 See?
I don’t understand how he can immediately come up with a pick up line every time a girl is on screen
“Hey look it’s Mary Jane” 6:00
Captain Sauce: Why do I have the feeling I'm going to be eaten by an animatronic bear?!
Me: Ayo... Five Nights at Freddy's reference? Coincidence? I think not!
Love the “People’s Elbow” reference lol.
This is probably the earliest hes posted in a while
Do u want a million dollars just watch an ad
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Captainsauce: I never watch ads for anything
“i’m good at every job I do”. I probably won’t if I start getting jobs in a few or more years for now😅😓
"D*** signiture" -CaptainSauce 2021
Why must you torture us with no Little Nightmares
This was way more entertaining than it had any right to be. Lol. I loved it. I’d love if you played more.
He makes me wanna get every low quality game
I love your videos keep it up👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
When Don’t Escape 3
Captain Sauce :* signs something *
The inmate : Are you a doctor ? Because u prescribed me the D
Hey Cap, you should play Hard Time (Prison Sim). Its a fun 2D or 3D (depends on what type it is) offline game and I think your gonna love it. Pls like so Cap can see.
Me: *reads title*
Also me: Well someone made a mistake
Omg I’m so excited for this video
Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing TABS!
I think you need to watch the ads It will show more games like this
And his legend posts again
This is the funiest video i have ever seen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The golden gun shot at his webcam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Game: Search them?
Me: sure *slips a knife to the inmate*
The $166 in $1 bills gave me 'Let's Game It Out' vibes
Could you play clone drone in the danger zone again there's been updates and ive heard it will be coming into full release and I miss that game
Captain Sauce: it's not exactly rocket biology
WE WANT LIL NIGHTMARES
nuh uh
Those guards be rocking them Lisa Lisa shades
Love the work cap keep it up. You bring happiness all over the world
1:53
Damn MJ hit hard after Spider-Man 3
13:01 In the course of every 8-hour shift, there is an officer responsible for doing a key and radio inventory.
“I’m ready for girlfriend now” wait is that a nugget reference
Like nugget from daycare?
@@alexthegamer9885 nugget from kindergarten the game not daycare
@@thunderlordabove420 Sorry its been a while sience ive heard of it imagine they make kindergarten 3
@@alexthegamer9885 they haven't said anything about kindergarten 3 yet they made kindergarten 2 though
Hello people who replied to my comment you guys are great
9:44
**Flashbacks from when he played FNaF like 8 years ago**
We not gonna mention that McSameMan is 16, apparently?
Who loves captainsauce
He has brought a whole new meaning to dirty cop.
What needs sound when you have captain sauce
Hey dude been watching you for almost 5 years my first vid I watched was 420 blaze-it
Captainsauce:The internets creepy uncle
Your videos are so fun and I stay up so I can see them
All he wanted was to print Mary Doodoo lol
I watch your videos every day you’re so funny
Duuuude its been like 10 videos since you made a west of loathing video
Love watching you in these videos
This is why captain sauce is my favorite RUclips or
Woah! The beard is coming in nice!
8:31 CAP: u look nervous possibly because you’re not a white blonde lady 😂
The best police officer officer curves
11:50 HE GOT 2 $ LOL
We need more little nightmares two
PIGLIN APROVED
Thief simulator is now VR game
The way the money just said fuck dis shit I’m out and left and swamp ass terry was the only bill left
14:43, best line form the video
The fire whole is called the barrel
Sauceman is the superior human
The warden is now called daddy
My dream is that you play Valheim with the salt boys, or at least BAN. Any plans for that?
Can you play “Don’t bite me bro”
The "shirts" that are orange are jumpsuits (the white things prob are too) so they cover the whole body
I like the time length for this video...
Hey! CaptinSauce! You should make more battle cats videos because I loved you other ones!
Mirrored floor in a prison cell, classy
please play this again some time captain. pleeeeeaaaaase
Respect mah authoritah
Jokes on you dude. A woman's body can pee standing up, facing the toilet.