Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on RUclips! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? I actually
Future has such a way with words
Yes
Woo
More like a way with woo-ds, amirite?
Woo
Woo
0:03
“Ah I see. 8 Woo’s is the default limit. Don’t worry; with this switch, we will achieve infinite woo”
XDDDDD
Genius
Sounds like s bar from the song
1970: In the future we will have woo
2020: Flying cars
*Now this is pod racing*
yEs
Oh the turns have tabled!
oh how the turns have tabled
In the future, we have Future!
Drake: “I been-“
Future: “WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO”
Future: Woo
*Pop Smoke: Damn he spittin'*
RIP POP SMOKE
Woo
100th like
@@AxxLAfriku Yes, your videos are THAT bad
Ironic his name was pop smoke considering he got popped in the chest
rip pop
Future: woo
Owls: damn he spittin
Wooo wooo
*woo woo woo woo woo*
That explains why Drake wanted to be on the song
@topcommentgod
Song: has words that repeat
Talking nonsense: *IT'S fREe REaLesTATe*
That could apply to MuchDank too
I liked the part when he said “woo”
That was deep, wasn't it?!?!
U triggers me
Same
I liked the part when "You copied the comment"
yeah, but that part where he said woo was better
Lyrics:
Woo, Woo, Woo, Woo,
Woo, Woo, Woo, Woo,
Woo, Woo, Woo, Woo
[ short pause]
Woo, Woo, Woo, Woo
Woo, Woo, Woo, Woo
Woo, Woo, Woo, Woo
Woo, Woo, Woo, Woo
Woo, Woo!
When he said "woo" I felt that
same
😟
This is so old
@@Statability ikr
@Uncle Luke k
23hours, 59 minutes, and 42 seconds from being perfect
No one:
My dogs barking at the other dogs:
Category: *_spOrTs_*
Great sport
If you take away the W it kinda sounds like what soccer players say when trying to act hert
@@mcdonalds5717 make SaNsE
Copied.
Category: woo
Soundcloud rappers when they rhyme "woo" with "woo"
“Woo, woo, woo, woo”
Translates to “she belongs to the streets”
When Future said: “Woo”
I felt that
Future: woo
English teachers: I'm never gonna professionally recover from this
He almost has the SAME BASS WHEN HE SAYS WOO AND ITS GETTING UNDER MY SKIN AND I DON’T LIKE IT
love ur name
@@BBQDemon love ur pfp
Each woo almost sounds the same but it’s just different enough to be weird
Ikr I’m pissed for some reason
@@rico3113 I appreciate that compliment
1980: in 2020 we will have flying cars
2020: “woo”
Me when I don’t laugh
@@Toerice
old town road 2
@@Toerice
go and see it
they say not funny didn't laugh nigga
Ghosts also have to learn their first words you know?
The scariest boos come from the cutest of woos
That verse where he said *woo* has such a deep meaning to it, that verse alone could cement future as one of the greatest rappers in our generation.
@WhatsGoingOn shut up
@WhatsGoingOn No thanks. I have a girlfriend.
@WhatsGoingOn And?
Best conversation i've ever seen
This thread is fucking gold.
No one:
Owls at 3am:
My favorite part was when he said “woo”
That last woo hit harder than all the other woo's ngl
Category: *Sports*
Great sport
@WhatsGoingOn same method doesn't work on different threads.
Woo sports resort
Isn't everything a sport when you ball as hard as Future presumedly says he does?
**EA**
My GF tryna act excited when we go to a movie I wanna watch:
@@zaptsmaize stop fucking lying
@@bdquest9999 Chill he's talking about his hand
My grandmother when she's cured from Covid-19:
Me: Woo
I felt when he said "woo" it fr touched my heart
My favorite part is when he said woo
Trans
Bisexual
Bisexual
Straight
Pansexual
X: Do u know Future?
Me : Woo?
No that's pop smoke
@Chris me?
@Chris oh
@Chris cazzo vuoi brutto Stronzo
The disrespect
I loved how he rhymes woo with woo
The woo part is so poetic
When he said "woo"
I really felt that
I felt that too, it was like my insides were ticklish.
I got goosebumps
The part when he said “woo”
*i really felt it*
I like the part where he said woo
What about when he said wOO
You forgot about WoO
where is that part, i can’t find it
obviously wOO is better
@NonDune Pipp oh yeeeahhh i forgot about that
Friend: " yo u heard what your ex posted of you?"
Me: whoo, whoo?
When he said 'woo'... I felt that...
The fact that the woo hits with the 808 is really nice.
No one:
My dog at 3 AM:
Pop smoke: So we what we finna do?
Future: Woo
Pop Smoke: Woooooooo
Rip Big Woo 💫💫
Took a shot for each woo. Its never enough.
When he said woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
I felt that
"Someone between us is an owl"
Future: Woo
I like the bit when he said “woo” i felt that
Same it got me
Sstackz the part where he said “woo” was way better
I felt nothing 😈
The woo part was fire
When he says “woo” it just hit different
Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on RUclips! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? I actually
Woo
Drake: ...BABY
Future: WOO!
Pop Smoke is going to be a dad 😳😳😳
This is what we needed from that song. Woo
Woo is my favourite part
When he said that 'woo' word, maan i cried
I like the part with "woo" it had really good flow to it
Future got deep with that woo too
damn, it really hit me hard when he said *woo*
When he said woo i felt that
when he said woo I felt that
When he said, woo
That hit hard
When he said “woo” that hit different
I lost it when future said woo🤯🔥🔥
when he didn’t say woo I felt that
His woo was so powerful he took out the power
When Future said woo
I felt that
when he said “woo.” I really felt that
He always do 'woo' when 808 hops
A master of lyrics. You have to give him that.
the goat no cap 😔🔥
When he said “woo” I felt that
I once listened to this song and every “woo” I hit the woah idk why
Literally top tier lyricist
When he said “woo” i felt that😤
Love the woo part
My favorite part was when he said woo it really got me
When he sad woo it really hit different😪🤧
When he said "woo"...I felt that.
Ngl, when he said woo
I felt that 😔
when he said woo i really felt it
When he said woo... i felt that 😳😳
this man really just said woo
When he said woo...
I felt that
When future said woo I felt that.
My favorite part is when he says woo
he attacc
he protecc
but most importantly,
he *woo*
When future said "Woo" i felt that
When he said ‘woo’ I felt that....
When future said woo, I felt that
What a lyrical genius
when he said woo, I felt that.
The best part is when he says “woo”
Rest in paradise ma man Pop smoke😢🕊️Long Live Woo
When future said "woo woo woo woo woo" I felt that
when he said “woo”
i felt that 😔
The mantra to turn lights off: *woo woo woo woo*
Drake: working on weekends
Future: woo
A lyrical genius
When he said woo..
I feel that
I felt it when he said 'woo'
When he said woo I felt that 🥶🥶😢😢
He says woo so much
I felt that when he said woo
I Like When He Said "Woo"