Progressbar 95 - Episode 1
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- Опубликовано: 1 авг 2024
- Your First System. Any Continious Languages or Explicit Words may be unconcious.
Components of your Computer:
CPU 386DK
RAM 4MB
HDD 60MB
FDD 1.44MB HD
GPU VGA
Soundcard PC Speaker
CD-ROM None
Monitor 13" CRT
Modem None
Keyboard
Topics in this Video:
0:00 Progressbar 95
4:17 Progressbar 95
18:24 Progressbar 95 +plus
54:29 Progressbar 98
Alderschone - 2022 
Игры
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0:10 ahh he fell asleep snoring loudly
HDD prototype
you know what, this is what English looks like to foreigners [even im a foreigner myself]
0:09 bootscreen of Progressbar 95
0:13 device list
0:17 synopsis
0:23 start menu
0:26 "Middle" Clipberg Channel aka the tutorial section of the game
0:33 clippy starts saying random stuff
0:37 Catch this item [referring to blue segments] to fill the progressbar
0:46 Yellow segments are corrupted and give out less points
0:56 Failed part
1:13 Dramatic sounds
1:33 95%
1:44 New level completedin order to get closer to the label "orP"
1:53 first pop-up
2:01 pop-up without OK button
2:10 bonus driver
2:16 gets the light blue segment [2x]
2:23 avoid pink segments
3:00 symmetry/two stripes
3:27/3:30 first upgrade/more colours
3:38 annoying pop-up
3:43 ProgressDOS
4:07 first BSOD/System32 deletion
5:12 checking new achievements
5:25 settings
5:27 changing wallpapers and finding a literal bug [based on a true story]
5:45 pausing to read a disclaimer[?]
6:27 perfect
6:52 another upgrade
7:27 RED ITEMS ARE BANNED
7:30 colourblindness mode enabled
7:34 interacting with "Annie" or "Recycle and Shit"
8:19 halfway through in order to get the new label
8:37 Matrix gamemode
9:39 Two upgrades back-to-back
9:54 Clippy telling you about wallpapers
10:00 Annie introducing herself and begging you to clean her
10:04 Clippy telling you about the digital pet
10:06 Another way of razzing "Fakes"
10:10 NULL
10:12 Pink
10:32 Tapping on the defragmentation utility when there aren't any errors.
10:38 eye on heart
11:49 New wallpaper unlocked and chosen
11:55 Catch a dog
12:05 First random segment
12:08 First mine encounter
12:17 Successfully catched the eye
13:33 Second last upgrade before Progressbar 95 PLUS
13:46 Interacting with cheats.txt but doesn't even use it [how badass]
13:58 Placing the cheats.txt somewhere else
14:04 Electricity pop-up
14:22 Dynamite clippy
14:46 Annie saying that it's her day
15:24 Second last normal wallpaper unlocked
15:39 First time feeding Annie
15:44 fair play
16:25 First boss encounter
17:24 First boss defeat
17:47 Pro badge
18:18 New skin
18:39 New features stated
18:48 Checking new achievements again
18:59 No modem
19:09 3D screensaver
19:31 Aforementioned gamemode completed
20:02 Minesweeper
21:18 Ditto but completion
24:48 Defender
25:04 Firewall obtained
25:08 Pop-ups will attack firewall
25:21 "Blue Maker" obtained [idk what it is in the real game]
25:33 You have to manually tap the Blue Maker button
25:37 Antivirus obtained [in order to defend against the pop-ups, see what I did there?]
25:52 Antivirus stopped working
26:15 Restarted antivirus
26:58 All slots taken
27:39 Defender completion
28:38 All the slots in the middle row have been taken
29:48 Ditto but in the left row
30:54 Progresstein 3D
31:06 You attack clippy by the gun
31:10 You attack clippy by running into him [literally]
31:14 You open the first door of the gamemode
31:18 First literal mine shot
31:34 Shot the clippy's gun
32:04 Annoying pop-up in the form of a door
32:22 Catch the dog
32:27 Progresstein 3D completion
33:08 Halfway mark
33:23 Matrix BSOD
33:33 ScanProgress
33:37 Successfully fixed all errors
33:42 Continuing Matrix gamemode
34:57 105%
35:23 First modem
36:30 First appearance of Media Player
36:35 Decompiler gun options/Progress Browser glowing in the background because you got a modem
36:47 Modem connecting to Internet
37:07 First messages of Mailbox
37:13 Clippy easter egg in Mailbox
37:22 Bonus from the Dog via Mailbox
37:25 Daily SHS Mailbox bonus
38:59 First message from Boss
39:46 Perhaps the first instance of Annie having dreams, more specifically electric sheep
39:50 First time making Annie "happy" (but it's opposite day, so it's sad instead)
40:36 First question from Annie
40:44 First spam email
40:49 Marks the email as spam
41:36 One of the first pop-ups I've noticed is [according to the game] protected by shit
42:26 Zebra/Yin and yang
42:35 First time using Defragmentation utility
42:55 Failed to fix a corruption
43:19 95 in morse code
44:00 Even more colours acquired
45:35 Annie, are you okay? [Annie dreams "normally"]
45:41 First time being scammed
46:48 First email removed
46:55 First ball appearance
47:00 Ball achievement
47:03 Goal in leetspeak
47:05 First running.dll pop-up
47:08 First bonus from the boss
47:36 Ball is gone
48:53 Unknown decompiler gun warning
50:06 A border appeared out of nowhere
50:46 So close yet so far
50:56 XL gamemode
51:04 First horizontal move
51:06 First vertical move
51:09 NO diagonal moves
51:17 First independent move
51:59 Lucky number
53:02 Bonus from the Dog via XL gamemode
53:06 Annie's current state
53:50 XL gamemode completion
54:23 Last new skin of the video
54:42 Idle Network/Processes first appearance
54:48 Restarted Idle Network computer
54:51 Cleaning Idle Network computer
54:55 Powering off Idle Network computer
55:00 Rhetorical question
55:04 Welcome screen [of Progress Browser]
55:08 Back bonus, first bonus of Progress Browser
55:11 Searchoo
55:14 First [chocolate] cookie
55:18 Progressbar's official website/bonus
55:22 Ditto but in the about us page
55:25 Products page of said Progressbar website
55:30 Cat website
55:38 Not enough asterisks warning
55:41 Privacy policy website with a bonus [also based on a true story]
55:48 Checking the achievements, you get the idea.
55:56 Hardcore gamemode, but the first (channel/level) is 3D screensaver
56:22 Hardcore gamemode completion albeit in 3D screensaver
1:00:00 One hour mark, so basically yes, another filler timestamp
1:02:39 Max number of colours
1:02:53 First proper Hardcore gamemode channel
1:03:21 Calculator pop-up
1:03:31 Last boss of the video
1:03:58 CPU (is a) fan (of you) pop-up
1:04:46 Last question of Annie
1:05:22 Last ball of the video
1:05:55 Last upgrade of the video
1:06:11 First shutdown and not restart of the PC
It is now okay to leave this comment alone.
I love old computers 🖥️ like this so thank you for this
8:13 sleep
This progressbar is so cursed
Bravo! = Oh, no! Whee!!! =Wheel!!!
Progressbar -95:
is this an animation or what
0:00 Progressbar 95
4:17 Progressbar 95
18:24 Progressbar 95 Plus
54:29 Progressbar 98
1:06:17 The End
8:12 LOL 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
W
WH
WHO
WHOP
WHOPP
8:12 Sleep snoring?
HDD sound effect
Will It Run Doom?
5:05 Progressbar 95 Statup
4:09 Progressbar 95 Shutdown
8:12 too much snoring
Win95 0:12
33:25
What SoundFont is that?
Wdym
serif
4:07 Fan Shutdown
Windows 95
But diffrent
LOL THERES ACTUALLY A PROGRESS BAR
Wait it actually looks kinda fun
Progressbar95 is wrong
Is that a mod or what?
No it’s animation
@@XethIsDefinitelyCool it’s not an animation. it’s a game. the sounds are just wrong.
@@reedomu lol idk why i said that
“Connect updates to give sisters” THIS IS A MOD. A CURSED MOD
Not only dounds@@reedomu
36:45