Bro woke up in Paris, went to Lisbon in the morning, happened to just jump out to Milan, and came back to Lisbon all in the same day. This guy is a truly hard working European.
@@RR-ep8hgLittle reminder that it's a joke about how other people see this specific place, it's not meant to be realistic, it's meant to make fun of how people think a place is compared to how it really is.
Please! explain the grammar thing to me if you are so kind. I saw they don't use "a" in sentences like "I take nap" and things like that. I felt really curious if this is supposed to be on purpose for some reason related to English spoken in Europe
Yes, when you're learning a language, the pronouns (a) are confusing. And also time is said differently in different languages. So basically, people speak new languages by just switching translated literal words. And they use the grammar and rhythm from their native language instead of the new language they're learning.
None of those things exist in France, except the strikes.That are an organised political fraud. I did not think when Chirac told americans to f.... off for their war in Irak. That they would keep teasing us with this kind of caricatures 21 years later.
Most of French People suffer in daily life as much as any random european people, and you spanish has a descent left government, we french people haven't this luck
@@almaguadalupe Well, today I tried to solve the puzzle that was Dadaism and how it related to elitism, existentialism, workers rights. Does that count? I admit I was totally knackered and had to lie down.
Prendre un livre et regarde des aquarelle de Monet, lire Simone veille et mesure à quel point le droits des femmes à avance en France depuis 1956 (grâce à elle et à d autres femmes), regarde des dessin animé /bande dessinée poétique française qui ont un message philosophique sur la vie ou l humanité,... Généralement on le fait et on en débat avec des amis dans la semaines. Ne croyez pas qu on fait ça tout les jours mais souvent le week-end. On le fait seul ou avec d autres gens (ça arrive d alle au parc à 2 ou 3 et de lire ensemble) . Je vais pas vous mentir c est plus régulier dans la classe soc moyenne. Mais la classe populaire le fait aussi en regardant des documentaires ou en allant à des expositions avec leurs enfants. Regarde le sport c est aussi un acte culturel parce qu on analyse. C est une façon de vivre. Toutes est culture ici : politique, films, art, sport,...
As a European, I don't "think" about culture. I AM culture. EDIT: The comment received thousands of likes until now. However, many people have accused me of various things, directly or indirectly: that I promote the superiority of European culture, or that I know nothing about European culture, that I don't respect American culture, or that I am French or Italian... I admit, the above accusations were a little bad. I've never been called French or Italian. But I reassured myself that it could be worse. They could also consider me British. (French, Italian, British - I hope you have enough humor to not go crazy in the comment section.) A short comment is like a Rorschach test. It's not explained, so everyone projects what resides inside. The one who suffers an injury responds to the injury, sometimes even when it is not there. Frustration can lead to offended and angry comments. But I'm getting tired of answering one by one. So go against my principles and explain the joke. The above sentence is a paraphrase of an early 20th-century anecdote. The original's punch line sounds like this: "I AM the civilization you are fighting for". Google it. I like this anecdote, I think the joke is typically European, so I adapted it for this occasion. Guys, I want to tell you all, next time you read a comment, pay attention to the context. It's a video on a comedy channel. According to the video, Americans think: Europeans are Frenchmen in advanced stadium of sleeping sickness, at the base of the Eiffel Tower in Lisbon. I didn't take it seriously. I was smiling and having fun. As usual with these videos. That's why I watch them. For the humor. And the acting of the charming actresses doesn't leave me disinterested, either. Peace.
I studied abroad in Switzerland, and I just don’t get the culture thing. How is it possible to have “more” culture? My home is just people living their lives just like Switzerland does, but both cultures just do it in slightly different ways?
@@InterceptorUS Hi my fellow European friend with username InterceptorUS. :) Yes, modern culture is American. And modern drink is Coca-Cola. I also drink Coca-Cola sometimes but it doesn't mean I drink only Cocal-Cola and don't drink tea, European wine and beer. Otherwise, this is a parody channel, don't take things too seriously. Including comments. :)
I'm Indonesian, and that's practically my day, too, lately (without the booze...just replace it with cold water or ice tea, LoL). I don't even work 12 hours a week...in fact, I barely work at all...just thinking about culture and napping and dancing to music the whole day. 😂
Alright, what's your secret to survive then? 😅 I really need to rest and relax! And I'm European, working all day even for 14/16 hours a day sometimes.
Everything seems great except the smoking at 11. You guys have surpassed Americans since we smoked at 11 in the 1970's. Maybe that's the price you pay for a happy society.
As a 4 year old i always started 8AM with a cappucino, fresh orangejuice and a cigarette with certain weeds..and then take my first successful nap till around 2PM having a French lunch, wine included...practise makes perfect..
As a European I can assure that this is the way we all aspire to live. But many of us have sleeping disorders so we cannot take enough naps and have to take sick days with full pay at least half of the week😢
@@ajaxamsterdam1365 because we've seen it all, and already know it all and were exposed to it already - from childhood on, so it bores us or it's not that special - like indulgence in foods/ travels/culture/art/ entertainment, nudity in public, changes/provocation of style in art and fashion, economic back and forth...
Not gonna lie. I think they eat croissants all day with mini cups of expresso and cheese. Read the paper outside a restaurant. Then sit on a park bench and people watch and maybe feed the birds. Walk the streets. Then go home and sleep.
Younger people meet with friends for breakfast and older people read paper. Than we work, than we have 3h siesta at least, work again, than we meet with friends or family for late diner. That for single people. If you are married than it's different. Enjoying life is number 1 priority
@Evorax Good to mention that siesta is something that warmer countries like Italy, Spain practice. In other countries like German, Poland, I believe France too, you dont have siesta. You just work 8-16 and you have a bit more time to do something you like and then meet with friends in the evening. Different cultures, but its still all about enjoying the life 😊
As a german i can confirm that that is a normal day in Europe. You forgot to mention we go once a week to a doctor because we feel a little bit tired or cough a little bit. But hey, its free so why not.
@@varun2250 conservative just means you conserve old values. Even if those values differ from that of another country. Russian conservative would be communist. Ukraine would be a republic. They’re trying to conserve their old ways of independence and traditions the country has had.
@@ExoticalT369 It's funny how French people say, "As a french...." As a French what? French Man? French Woman? French cat? Where is the noun? (où est le nom?)
Actually it's a current mistake because in French, " français" ("French" )can be either an adjective as in "le gouvernement français" or a noun as in "un Français ". So we tend to forget that certain categories of nationality adjectives like "French" can't be used alone as nouns but must be followed by a noun ( hence the examples you gave). However, when people say "the French" ( "les Français"), there's no need to add a noun ! Or they must say "French people".
As a German this is not accurate, do not cross the road unless there is a green light, what should the children think. Alternatively, move a couple meters away from the streetlight, and you're fine to cross the road.
@@xplurales1138The joke is that the only thing he wants to correct is the part about crossing the road. 😂 Do you not understand irony, or did you not read the comment?
I just started dating a girl here in Germany and she pulled me from crossing at the red light and gave me a stern “do not do this in front of the kinder!”
@@jelena7440i cant but the german techno. We waren up at 4:30 to work shit Jobs in a country losing its industrial power to other countries. We get paid bad and Inflation hits worse. We work 40 hour works at least for the most. And money is barely enough for rent and food. At some point i wanna leave my country and just find a place aomewhere on the country side. My grandparents taught me to grow fruits and vegies. I pretty much wanna live self sufficient and not waste money on our taxes. Dont get me wrong taxes are great but at some point of consumtion and luxury its just a scam. Hope we all can achieve happiness and a better half❤
@@UltraTagProductions what healthcare? The one that you have to wait forever to get a surgery, or a visit to a specialized doctor?! Or when you’re sick and the only thing they prescribe you is Tylenol and tea? Or when you want a teeth cleaning and they send you back home because you don’t “need” it?(No wonder Europeans have such ugly teeth), and I’m only talking about France and Germany, because other countries like Norway healthcare ain’t free at all, unless you’re underage. So yeah, great healthcare 🤣
I am an American who thinks I should’ve been born in Europe in a past life because I literally manage to work only a few hours a week, love to take naps, and don’t get excited or impressed by anything or anyone 😂❤
As a Bulgarian teacher working for the government, this is basically it 😂 Today we went for a nice pizza in an Italian restaurant, because I am enjoying my two months paid vacation and also doing my master's in the mean time because it is almost free (I am paying for it and the whole amount for the year is about one month average salary) and also was in 2 weeks paid medical leave because of al the gems that are in school 😅 So...yea, pretty accurate for me
@@inspiringer6418 perhaps natural curiosity, getting yourself educated, opening yourself to learn about new cultures, etc.. Perhaps you will find that Portugal can be your next vacation destination.
@@themineguy1234 13 hundred is military time. But the americans call 24h "military time" too, because they only know it from the military, but there are a few small distinctions.
Germans are with Finns one of the most hardworking and punctual people in Europe. This is totally not accurate for Germans. Or North Europe in General.
@@squirrel287 It's the story of our lands, our peoples, not just new trinkets or fads. It's who we are. How we got from medieval butchery and religious dogma, to the Enlightenment, Rationalism, Humanism and modern government. A history of sentiments all captured by art movements. From the renaissance and the classical, to the Romantics, Impressionists and Nouveau.
@@navalsealsnipersports1199 automation has gone a long way since the introduction of 8h wroking days. The fact that we still work 8h is crazy. Although luckily we don't and a lot of EU states adopted something like 37 hours/week schedules and are moving towards to 4 day work weeks.
I'm Italian and this was way less off the mark than you'd imagine. I felt more represented than called out 😂😂😂😂 I'm gonna go take a nap now, gotta make sure not to be tired before my spritz. 🍷
Any good central one bedroom apartment is a minimum wage here in Brazil...I think the problem is be a minimum wage person. Of course that be a minimum wage person has been more easy then ever. The possible answer is life hacking...in a good way.
In Europe we use the metric^2 system. Ie Base 100. There are 100 hours in a day. Therefore if we work for 50 hours we have completed our weekly work quota. This person has worked 13 such hours and needs a break.
And yet i can't count the nights where my friends wanted to do exactly that. Needless to say the ideation alone is tiring so i nope out as soon as someone suggests this.
Luckily you can just call in sick the next day and nap the entire day, it's not like your boss can fire you for being "sick" (it's literally against the law in some European countries to fire someone due to illness)
As a Brit living in Denmark I can confirm that this is 💯 % accurate😂 But the wandering around with a bottle of wine and a wine glass is probably more a French thing😂
@@soniarose1983 I speak Danish fluently. It's not a problem, though many people find Danish to be a frighteningly difficult language to learn. Never went to a language school. Just threw myself at it.😄
I am German and this was my life in France for 5 years. I also can confirms Spain is like this. It is a horrifying experience to have no shops selling food between 12 and 3.
@@soyousay4837 No it's not. It's peaceful and relieving. We buy extra groceries on Saturday. Bakeries, reastaurants and cafes are always open, so you eat and chill. We relax at home or meet family. Who would ever waste a sunday shopping and doing errands? Hideous.
In Montenegro evry year you have world cup in doing nothing you need just to lay down and have three 15 minutes breaks for food and to 10 minute ones for toilet. This year it was tie after final contestants agreed to draw after 50 days. P.S. I can proudly say I'm sober for for last 9 years after I went on rehab and parent control for two years before (I'm 20 now) jk about rehab part nobody does that shit for alcohol here and about sober part tho I slowed down with it
@@1337Adabed Very true. I'm 24 years old and recently nearly stopped drinking alcohol completely. Have been drinking for 10 years, and it's just not interesting anymore.
I’m an American and never have visited Europe. What I have found in my travels around my country, Canada,Australia, New Zealand and Mexico is that the opinion you have of another place is different than what your experience has conjured through the media and books. Usually, the sense of adventure excites me. I get so boarded with living in the same place all the time. I want “different”. I want to see how other cultures shape their collective paradigm. I want to the beauty of our common human experiences to be shared. Laugh at each other’s quirky human behaviors, but with genuine compassion and respect. So, to see this video about what Europeans are like it makes me smile. I now want explore these interesting new places, meet new people and share in the joy of being alive with but a moment in a short life.
Every country in Europe is unique and has its own unique culture. Each country is really its own country. Don’t be like many ignorant people from US/Canada/Australia thinking it’s like the cultural differences between your states.
Fk yeah! Though, I am clearly doing life wrong. I don't have enough German industrial techno in my life. It's shameful! Is there another type of techno?
@@vincent_hallThere is one other solution… 1989 belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam. Its video is based on a 72-page treatment by William Goldman, Oscar-winning screenwriter of All the President’s Men.
As a European, I never realized I just want to lie down and think about culture but it‘s actually what I want.
Truly relatable as a fellow European
Just let the culture think about you
Yeah😂 I can relate
Whaaaaat? I do that ALL the time.
@@leniolesch896 I had this epiphany finding what I want so, yeah. I‘m into it now.
As an Italian, I believe that this French guy works too much
lol
Hmm, seems like it
😂😂😂😂
@@commentpotato_0Dancing to German techno is his job? 😮
Lmao
Bro woke up in Paris, went to Lisbon in the morning, happened to just jump out to Milan, and came back to Lisbon all in the same day.
This guy is a truly hard working European.
😂
Yeah but he went to all those places for a nap. Traveling is exhausting.
Don’t forget Berlin for the techno rave 😂
It must be from those fast, cheap trains. I’m always hearing about.
Most part of the video is in Lisbon
🙂
The look of disgust at the tourist taking a photo is hilarious and accurate.
This is peak living, however with the economy not good we have to limit german techno to 10 hours
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂
Seems like peak French experience minus occasional shootings and stabbings done by immigrants from pontoons.
😂
Yo, that's rough 😅
As a European, this really isn't far off. It's very France oriented though
its really not like that in France lol
@@RR-ep8hgLittle reminder that it's a joke about how other people see this specific place, it's not meant to be realistic, it's meant to make fun of how people think a place is compared to how it really is.
@@RR-ep8hg🧢
@RR-ep8hg ben si mec 😂
@@RR-ep8hgSouth France is exactly like this.
americans start drinking at 21, europeans swear to quit drinking at 21
True, I had my first voluntary dry month when I was 16 years old because I felt like I should cut back ;-)
You've never been drinking in a field in the middle of nowhere as a teenager before, have you?
And then swear it again the week after 😂
Sounds bout right
yeah there was 1 winter school holydays - i didnt manege to get home sober a single time
This is spot on. You have such deep knowledge about Europe; it's as if you've lived here for a 100 years.
pretty accurate. You forgot that we take only public transport to get from nap to nap
😂😂😂
The comments are murdering me
And take a nap IN the public transport but wake up just when we approach our stop. 😊
@@Velereonics thats ok we have free healthcare
We bicycle 🇳🇱
Only 9 months of parental leave? Go to protest! We have 3 years of paid parental leave in Czech Republic.
It's paternity leave and he doesn't even have a baby.
lol we only have 10 weeks tops.
Wow really??
3 YEARS!!😳🤯 we only have 10 to 12 WEEKS of paid leave in the US. if you want additional time it's unpaid
In Ukraine 🇺🇦 same.
Ah you forgot the scoffing at Americans
True, should have had a scene with stereotypical obnoxious American tourists.
1k likes and no comments “let me fix that🤓”
OMG FRFR 🤣
That was the first part
They scoff at brits too... cheeky bastards 😂
The grammar and the 24hr clock was super specific 🤭.
Please! explain the grammar thing to me if you are so kind. I saw they don't use "a" in sentences like "I take nap" and things like that. I felt really curious if this is supposed to be on purpose for some reason related to English spoken in Europe
Yes, when you're learning a language, the pronouns (a) are confusing. And also time is said differently in different languages.
So basically, people speak new languages by just switching translated literal words. And they use the grammar and rhythm from their native language instead of the new language they're learning.
As a german I was pleasantly surprised about the German techno reference at the end but terribly offended for the dancing
It's a french guy. What did you expect?
First time a German realise hips can move 😂
Thank you for your techno!
Actually nope, not the first time.@TheThink5op
@@TheLegbaraExactly. Thank you. 😂
"I like to lie down and think about culture" This is the most fitting description of myself, I've ever heard.
same 😂
I'm an anthropologist. I am actually paid to do this.
Same for me! 😂
Same
I too like to lie down and think about cult... Well in fact I like to lie down and... I mean i like to l... Ok look, I lie down.
As a Spaniard I can only relate to the afternoon nap. The rest is just stuff french people do
JAJJAJA, literalmente estaba pensando lo mismo mientra veía el vídeo
En Argelia hacemos la siesta también 😂❤
None of those things exist in France, except the strikes.That are an organised political fraud.
I did not think when Chirac told americans to f.... off for their war in Irak. That they would keep teasing us with this kind of caricatures 21 years later.
I want siestas to be written into international law as human rights law 😩
Most of French People suffer in daily life as much as any random european people, and you spanish has a descent left government, we french people haven't this luck
Born and raised in Italy, but now living in the Philippines for almost more than 10 years, I still can’t stop thinking about culture and art 😂
Hope you still find time to get in 2-3 naps a day :D
As a European i can confirm we do just lay down thinking about culture
What does it mean to think about culture? 🤭, if you could explain since I am not from Europe
@@almaguadalupe Well, today I tried to solve the puzzle that was Dadaism and how it related to elitism, existentialism, workers rights. Does that count? I admit I was totally knackered and had to lie down.
I think of american culture until I can´t laugh no more!
Prendre un livre et regarde des aquarelle de Monet, lire Simone veille et mesure à quel point le droits des femmes à avance en France depuis 1956 (grâce à elle et à d autres femmes), regarde des dessin animé /bande dessinée poétique française qui ont un message philosophique sur la vie ou l humanité,... Généralement on le fait et on en débat avec des amis dans la semaines. Ne croyez pas qu on fait ça tout les jours mais souvent le week-end. On le fait seul ou avec d autres gens (ça arrive d alle au parc à 2 ou 3 et de lire ensemble) . Je vais pas vous mentir c est plus régulier dans la classe soc moyenne. Mais la classe populaire le fait aussi en regardant des documentaires ou en allant à des expositions avec leurs enfants.
Regarde le sport c est aussi un acte culturel parce qu on analyse. C est une façon de vivre. Toutes est culture ici : politique, films, art, sport,...
@@macdieter23558and I think about European spinelessness until I can laugh no more! Enjoy all that diversity flooding into Europe! 🤣
As a European, I don't "think" about culture. I AM culture.
EDIT: The comment received thousands of likes until now. However, many people have accused me of various things, directly or indirectly: that I promote the superiority of European culture, or that I know nothing about European culture, that I don't respect American culture, or that I am French or Italian...
I admit, the above accusations were a little bad. I've never been called French or Italian. But I reassured myself that it could be worse. They could also consider me British. (French, Italian, British - I hope you have enough humor to not go crazy in the comment section.)
A short comment is like a Rorschach test. It's not explained, so everyone projects what resides inside. The one who suffers an injury responds to the injury, sometimes even when it is not there. Frustration can lead to offended and angry comments.
But I'm getting tired of answering one by one. So go against my principles and explain the joke.
The above sentence is a paraphrase of an early 20th-century anecdote. The original's punch line sounds like this: "I AM the civilization you are fighting for". Google it. I like this anecdote, I think the joke is typically European, so I adapted it for this occasion.
Guys, I want to tell you all, next time you read a comment, pay attention to the context. It's a video on a comedy channel. According to the video, Americans think: Europeans are Frenchmen in advanced stadium of sleeping sickness, at the base of the Eiffel Tower in Lisbon. I didn't take it seriously. I was smiling and having fun. As usual with these videos. That's why I watch them. For the humor. And the acting of the charming actresses doesn't leave me disinterested, either.
Peace.
As another European stop capping modern culture is mostly American and the US dominates culturally.
I studied abroad in Switzerland, and I just don’t get the culture thing. How is it possible to have “more” culture? My home is just people living their lives just like Switzerland does, but both cultures just do it in slightly different ways?
@@InterceptorUS Hi my fellow European friend with username InterceptorUS. :) Yes, modern culture is American. And modern drink is Coca-Cola. I also drink Coca-Cola sometimes but it doesn't mean I drink only Cocal-Cola and don't drink tea, European wine and beer. Otherwise, this is a parody channel, don't take things too seriously. Including comments. :)
@@agmandzsitvatoroki3772 I chose that name because I’m pro American. Wish i was an American citizen.
@@InterceptorUS No problem, that's okay.
Nationality: 🇺🇸
Behaviour: 🇫🇷
Setting: 🇵🇹
reconheci logo o cafe onde ele tava a comer o pastel de nata, passo por la de autocarro quase todos os dias
@@joaoruxa eu também reconheci pela arquitetura, parece a de Lisboa.
it begins with the eiffel tower in the back, you have one too in portugal? XDXD
@@billy5179 no, just the first clip was in Paris.
the rest is in Lisbon
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I'm Indonesian, and that's practically my day, too, lately (without the booze...just replace it with cold water or ice tea, LoL). I don't even work 12 hours a week...in fact, I barely work at all...just thinking about culture and napping and dancing to music the whole day. 😂
Alright, what's your secret to survive then? 😅 I really need to rest and relax! And I'm European, working all day even for 14/16 hours a day sometimes.
Not bad, not bad 😅
"I think about protesting the government" got me dead T-T
About to got him dead
Gay ah emoticon just use an emoji 😭
@@theshadowking3198nuh uh it's pride month
Thought the same , if there’s no protest is not Eugggope
My gov wants to institute National Service and the French Parliament just dissolved, like bruv, hell yeah we're protesting
as a french, they're not wrong
Everything seems great except the smoking at 11. You guys have surpassed Americans since we smoked at 11 in the 1970's. Maybe that's the price you pay for a happy society.
As a french too, that is le true. Le vidéo is reality and were are le lazyness and we le américan is obese and stupid
The oversized swimsuit was wrong. What happened to the stereotypical low rise speedos?
Yeah, right. Your country looks like a 3rd world country now.
@@AB-12345 thats why i moved to Australia mAtE
you have no idea how difficult is to have so many naps a day
As a 4 year old i always started 8AM with a cappucino, fresh orangejuice and a cigarette with certain weeds..and then take my first successful nap till around 2PM having a French lunch, wine included...practise makes perfect..
that is why we need to protest and get 12 hours of work per week
That will be so depressing for me. How can you be all day laying down every way you go. Is this a joke.
I agree ....
Is exhausting
As a European I can assure that this is the way we all aspire to live. But many of us have sleeping disorders so we cannot take enough naps and have to take sick days with full pay at least half of the week😢
That's cause we take too much cocaine to be able to work around people, what makes us tired and we don't like it
😂😂😂 the walking around with the bottle of wine is hilarious
You're not allowed to drink alcohol at lunch on a work day in France, but you can have wine or Cognac.
@@jimr5703 👀not beer?
Yeah I thought everyone knew in England it’s beer.. oh and men don’t wear tops in the street at weekends. That’s the only culture I look at 😂
But it's true 🤷
That one is not a stereotype. 😂
The not being excited or impressed by anyone or anything part is so accurate.
Why not?
@@ajaxamsterdam1365 because we've seen it all, and already know it all and were exposed to it already - from childhood on, so it bores us or it's not that special - like indulgence in foods/ travels/culture/art/ entertainment, nudity in public, changes/provocation of style in art and fashion, economic back and forth...
@@julkaanka8283what have you seen in your life, spoiled kiddo? Only clowning
As a european.
Yes.
@@julkaanka8283no you guys are just snobs
Rookie mistake you forgot drinking by 5yr old and fighting over football in every single bar
Sounds like Scotland... only we use the added religion into football 😂
What kind of backwards extreme conservatist nation are you talking about?
Drinking starts at 2 years old, at the latest.
Futebol!
@@antonoid2764 it starts in the womb.
Europe isn't Germany
Not gonna lie. I think they eat croissants all day with mini cups of expresso and cheese. Read the paper outside a restaurant. Then sit on a park bench and people watch and maybe feed the birds. Walk the streets. Then go home and sleep.
As accurate as the video of Americans gunshooting and eating fast food and drinking coke all day. Quite true, but not really
Younger people meet with friends for breakfast and older people read paper. Than we work, than we have 3h siesta at least, work again, than we meet with friends or family for late diner. That for single people. If you are married than it's different. Enjoying life is number 1 priority
@Evorax Good to mention that siesta is something that warmer countries like Italy, Spain practice. In other countries like German, Poland, I believe France too, you dont have siesta. You just work 8-16 and you have a bit more time to do something you like and then meet with friends in the evening. Different cultures, but its still all about enjoying the life 😊
Europe is the best country
Even public transport takes naps and doesnt show up 😂
At least we have public transport
As a french, this is exactly my lifestyle.
I'm not kidding at all 😆😆
ditto! hahaha
❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
Ftg et au boulot
As an American, I'm jealous 😂
So, like, how do you finance this lifestyle?
As a german i can confirm that that is a normal day in Europe. You forgot to mention we go once a week to a doctor because we feel a little bit tired or cough a little bit. But hey, its free so why not.
In Canada, you could go to the doctor because you were literally dying and you'd still feel bad for being a strain on the healthcare system
@@noone-os5pjreal men die from common diseases
Doctors like to work for free in Europe 🤪
@@noone-os5pjbut it's free! 😅😭😭
@@aleph8888the country pays them in taxes
As a true European, he doesn't wear socks
As an Eastern European I confirm, that is exactly how Western Europeans live.
“As someone from a more traditional/conservative nation, this is exactly how liberal nations live”
Bro you’re giving your opinion abt smtg you don’t know. It’s like me saying « as a penguin thats exactly how parrots do it »
@@navalsealsnipersports1199So Ukraine is conservative or liberal?
@@varun2250 conservative just means you conserve old values. Even if those values differ from that of another country. Russian conservative would be communist. Ukraine would be a republic. They’re trying to conserve their old ways of independence and traditions the country has had.
Not true.
As a french, watching this video already exhausted me. I'm gonna take my 3rd nap of the day
😂♥️
@@ExoticalT369 It's funny how French people say, "As a french...." As a French what? French Man? French Woman? French cat? Where is the noun? (où est le nom?)
Actually it's a current mistake because in French, " français" ("French" )can be either an adjective as in "le gouvernement français" or a noun as in "un Français ". So we tend to forget that certain categories of nationality adjectives like "French" can't be used alone as nouns but must be followed by a noun ( hence the examples you gave). However, when people say "the French" ( "les Français"), there's no need to add a noun ! Or they must say "French people".
How tiring to have to write ‘man’ or ‘woman’. French is enough. We’re not lucky like the other nations who can just write Italian or Spaniard or Brit.
You forgot to mention that everytime we want to go shopping we just call the ambulance and they take us there for free.
😂😂
*there
@@justus4838 Yes you're right. Fixed it
Nah I live in Poland I would have to wait for like 40 minutes😊
You're* @@fneifneox64
Sounds about right. I have legit gotten up from my chair just to lay down lol
Yes, the disdain for work is pretty real in France!
I think I like France
Bientôt la semaine de 4 jours sacrebleu
Disdain from exploitation.
France is and has been one of the most successful country, and its people are among the most productive in the OSCE
@@kerdart351Seeing the upcoming vote, I don't think they like to be. Lets see France's growth in the next 2-7 years.
@@lilietto1 yeah sure, let's see the future when u have zero factual arguments.
As a German this is not accurate, do not cross the road unless there is a green light, what should the children think.
Alternatively, move a couple meters away from the streetlight, and you're fine to cross the road.
😂😂😂
Do you not understand english or did you not watch the video?
@@xplurales1138The joke is that the only thing he wants to correct is the part about crossing the road. 😂 Do you not understand irony, or did you not read the comment?
I just started dating a girl here in Germany and she pulled me from crossing at the red light and gave me a stern “do not do this in front of the kinder!”
@@Primatologie did you not watch the video either man
The german techno bit is very specific yet very true 😂
They make good techno there, Sweden and Denmark come close too...
Scooter😅😅😅😅
We french love good techno no matter where its from
Techno is a 90s thing....
@@CordeliaWagner1999 It's a today thing too...
the way he totally got annoyed in the beginning with the tourist taking pictures beside him😅
You forgot the smoke break every 15 mins and the tea time break every 10 mins
I can relate to everything except for the German techno 😂
Britain aint part of europe anymore. Smoke break only for smokers.
@@jelena7440i cant but the german techno. We waren up at 4:30 to work shit Jobs in a country losing its industrial power to other countries. We get paid bad and Inflation hits worse. We work 40 hour works at least for the most. And money is barely enough for rent and food. At some point i wanna leave my country and just find a place aomewhere on the country side. My grandparents taught me to grow fruits and vegies. I pretty much wanna live self sufficient and not waste money on our taxes. Dont get me wrong taxes are great but at some point of consumtion and luxury its just a scam. Hope we all can achieve happiness and a better half❤
That is accurate tho
It's supposed to be stereotypes not facts
And then I break my leg and leave the doctors office with a full wallet.
But when it’s payday you only get 50%. The other 50% went to taxes😂
Free healthcare is a myth👍We pay TONS for it in taxes. Each month
@@Delusionalwanderlusteratleast our taxes do something instead financing the senate
@@Delusionalwanderluster Taxes that go into better healthcare instead of invading other countries
@@UltraTagProductions what healthcare? The one that you have to wait forever to get a surgery, or a visit to a specialized doctor?! Or when you’re sick and the only thing they prescribe you is Tylenol and tea? Or when you want a teeth cleaning and they send you back home because you don’t “need” it?(No wonder Europeans have such ugly teeth), and I’m only talking about France and Germany, because other countries like Norway healthcare ain’t free at all, unless you’re underage. So yeah, great healthcare 🤣
As a European, I have to admit that this is damn close to what I'd consider an ideal day 😂
As an American, I like this life of leasure 😂 I need more naps, wine, and naps!!! 😂😂😂
As a European i can confirm that I dance on German techno for 11 hours
Me too 😂
I ask myself now what is German techno... As a German
Only 11?
@@Sophie-vw5ol your people invented techno. So he means the real techno i guess. Not this modern crap with kathy perry mixed in it.
I mean that is the main reason we nap so much during the day after all.
I love how the outfit is satire, yet when he’s actually in the places they’re filming, it fits in perfectly.
Nobody seemed to bat an eye
@@nickhighland799 Why would someone react to seeing a guy in a suit?
Like the texan cowboy they once had in a skit. i know thats not the reality but also i know that there are way to many people like that.😅
Naping after a nap is actually accurate though
Ikr 😢
"just 30 minutes"... 4 hours later and it's already 6pm
Post-nap Naps™️, I’ve heard of those, one day 🥲
I am an American who thinks I should’ve been born in Europe in a past life because I literally manage to work only a few hours a week, love to take naps, and don’t get excited or impressed by anything or anyone 😂❤
American: *goes to France*
American: oh yeah I've been to Europe I've seen it all
Haha wait till you figure out he went from Paris to Lisbon in the same short
We don’t think like this
@@szudy7690% of americans do. I've been to europe means they have visited france or germany
Yeah honestly the thing you have to visit in Europe is everywhere expect the uk, like trust me your wasting your money
"I've seen enough"
As a European , all accurate but i can't dance to 11h to techno anymore... my back hurts after 9h...
:')
C'mon man! Healthcare is free!!
As an Italian, you forgot the "and then I pizza pasta mamma mia Mario oui oui baguette"
As a Bulgarian teacher working for the government, this is basically it 😂 Today we went for a nice pizza in an Italian restaurant, because I am enjoying my two months paid vacation and also doing my master's in the mean time because it is almost free (I am paying for it and the whole amount for the year is about one month average salary) and also was in 2 weeks paid medical leave because of al the gems that are in school 😅 So...yea, pretty accurate for me
Fratello Pasta Pizzeria Napolitana Spaghetti Gelato Buongiorno
@@OliverSierraWPizzeria Napoletana, is italian
Napolitana is something that i eat in Romania, and is not a pizza, is mor like a wafer😂
Oui oui baguette are basic FRENCH WORDS 😂😂😂
@IWillFindYouXD it is a wafer. BTW you're wrong too
😂😂😂😂 I'm french and this is pretty true
The funniest thing is, Americans didn’t notice that only the first clip was Paris, everything else was Lisbon
Lisbon? I though it was southern France! It kinda look like Nice.
Exactly 💯
Why should we care to know?
@@inspiringer6418 perhaps natural curiosity, getting yourself educated, opening yourself to learn about new cultures, etc..
Perhaps you will find that Portugal can be your next vacation destination.
@@Clemdauphinyup all in Lisbon
I've been living in Italy for 20 years....that's spot on 👌🏾
Peak of my life was the four years I was in Italy
How did you live there for 20 yrs?, were you born there?
😂😂 I lived in Sicily for three years and I can assure you that most of this is spot on! I did enjoyed my time there!
@@purplelove3666 I'm 27, been here since I was a kid
The emphasis on the 24 hour 😂
As a European I did not even notice this 😂
yeah but no one fucking says "13 hundred" we just say 13
@@themineguy1234 13 hundred is military time. But the americans call 24h "military time" too, because they only know it from the military, but there are a few small distinctions.
@@noahluppe yeah, we europeans, use 24 hour clocks. but we dont use 24 thousand hour clocks
@@noahluppe one of the smallest distinctions are their brains
As an American, I can say I've heard way too many fellow Americans express this view of Europeans!😂❤ this short tiickled my funnybone😅😂😅
As a European I can confirm this daily schedule
As European I aspire to achieve this (completely wink wink, it is partially true already ) some day 😁
😂
As a european, I'm impressed you took the time to write this comment during your busy day. going to take a nap now
But not all European like Aperol Spritz and german Techno. We are diverse
You forgot about living in a fancy apartment with an unobstructed view of the Eiffel Tower.
With a very tiny kitchen!
I don’t think they had the budget for that
I mean this was recorded in Lisbon it would be kinda hard to have the eiffel tower
true, every euroepan has that view lol
That's Lisbon, mate.
As a German, this is pretty accurate. I just drink coffee and then the day's pretty much over. 😂
Just thinking about your day is exhausting. Nap time.
😂😂😂😂😂
Germans are with Finns one of the most hardworking and punctual people in Europe. This is totally not accurate for Germans. Or North Europe in General.
@@WenixiGermans have changed. All Europe is alike these days.
@@Marina-xr6td Changed how? And no, it's not.
And then I dance to German techno for 11 hours…🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
I'm a Spaniard and I actually know people like this.
Si jajsjaja
Id be surprised if you didnt.
sí somos
"actually"
En España se vive así, hasta la clase trabajadora 😂
As an Italian, I can say that I totally agree, you just got the time for the Spritz wrong; it's not at 3 PM but at 6 PM 😂❤️
You mean 18h😂
@@kjurpjdpihe9096 yeah, either 18 hours or "6 of evening"
I start at 3pm😂
Also aperol spritz, It should be Campari Spritz
Depends where in Italy 😂 in Veneto spritz is great after 9 am when the sun shines
Pretty much sums up my day. Greetings from Europe!
The accuracy is striking.
bros a real one for including german techno
Yeah but french techno much better tho
@@dinocarpetner7742not the biggest fan of german techno, but no.
Guess you are french@@dinocarpetner7742
Exactly
Yep, next level Hardstyle Thunderdome makes the Frensh and Germans wonder.
As an European I can confirm. I was in the art gallery today admiring the paintings.
Is that something peculiar? Those are museums they are made to be observed and admired what's the big deal ?
Same
@@squirrel287 It's the story of our lands, our peoples, not just new trinkets or fads. It's who we are. How we got from medieval butchery and religious dogma, to the Enlightenment, Rationalism, Humanism and modern government. A history of sentiments all captured by art movements. From the renaissance and the classical, to the Romantics, Impressionists and Nouveau.
Accurate depiction of average Parisian
Yep only Parisians lmao
Parisian, with some italian and german, and the sourthern coast...
Average Parisian living in Portugal
Ohhhhh for a second I thought you typed Palestinian
But how tho? How do they pay for all this?
That very first moment is how I feel about 99% of moments, especially at work -- not 22 hours per weekly
As an european I can confirm we work too much, 22h is crazy
per week
Per week
You can’t be serious
@@navalsealsnipersports1199 automation has gone a long way since the introduction of 8h wroking days. The fact that we still work 8h is crazy. Although luckily we don't and a lot of EU states adopted something like 37 hours/week schedules and are moving towards to 4 day work weeks.
@@rogerdinhelm4671I hadn’t heard about the 4 day work week, hope it reaches up north soon.
Europe = italy or france
Oh and the accent is on point👌
Indeed. They are the first 2 country I think of when I hear Europe. And of course, Germany too.
Spain, Italy, Portugal, Greece, Montenegro, France, etc. It's pretty on point tbh 😂
Try the old way hungarian living for a day. Brother won't even make it till lunch XD
@@Mr.Calm.This is NOT how it is in Greece💀
@@randomizerrrrr willing to bet on it?
I'm Italian and this was way less off the mark than you'd imagine. I felt more represented than called out 😂😂😂😂
I'm gonna go take a nap now, gotta make sure not to be tired before my spritz. 🍷
I miss Italy so much
😂😂😂😂😂
Sad that I missed you guys.
Hope you enjoyed Lisbon.
I watched this between my naps and it felt like work, so I deducted it from my work hours
You earned a croissant and a cappuccino!!! ❤😊
Me in Spain working my ass off for 1000€ to pay my 1000€ Rent and other expenses :')
Grass is always greener, as they say.
We in it together...
Any good central one bedroom apartment is a minimum wage here in Brazil...I think the problem is be a minimum wage person.
Of course that be a minimum wage person has been more easy then ever. The possible answer is life hacking...in a good way.
@@carlosr192 Same here i live in a shared home with a friend I don't know what do you mean by Life hacking
i bet you still take your siesta, no?
As a European I can confirm this is what my day is like
As a Brit in the Netherlands, I concur. We barley get anything done on a Friday afternoon ;)
"at thirteen hundred o'clock" got me ☠️👹
Didn't notice the dig because it sounded natural to me :D
@@eel845 Because no one talks like this, lol😂
@@fullfungo I say “thirteen oh oh” sometimes ( I’m from Europe)
In Europe we use the metric^2 system. Ie Base 100. There are 100 hours in a day. Therefore if we work for 50 hours we have completed our weekly work quota.
This person has worked 13 such hours and needs a break.
Dancing on German techno for 11hrs is "BRUTAL"💀
*Brütal
not if you take a bunch of speed
And yet i can't count the nights where my friends wanted to do exactly that. Needless to say the ideation alone is tiring so i nope out as soon as someone suggests this.
yeah 11 hours is pretty solid
Luckily you can just call in sick the next day and nap the entire day, it's not like your boss can fire you for being "sick" (it's literally against the law in some European countries to fire someone due to illness)
"I don't like to stand up i don't like to work i just like to lie down and think about culture" i just love the way you delivered it lol
nice tendo pfp
It is brilliant xD
Bro managed to squeeze French Italian and Spanish stereotypes in one character 😆
"13 hundred o'clock" 😂😂
Those who reply me are gay !
@@MiladHeidary1 sit down pal
@@Sumdudeig why is that?
You would be astonished how accurate this is in some social circles. Ever went to Berlin?
Some social circles as in rich people
I felt really attacked as a Berliner 🙈
This video just mocks french rich people
Then goes on a political rant for some reason?@@jgripen969
Berlin has many different people. You see only the tourists and not real Germans doing this. The german folk is working ;)
Berlin?
The jaded since 11 part is pretty accurate.
💯
My grandfather was not from the US and he started smoking when he was seven. I'm not kidding.
Hmm, as European, I was taking too many naps to became jaded
lol not my bf being exactly like that and wearing white pants too. 😅
My grandfather started smoking cigarrettes aged six and gave up at fourteen
As a Brit living in Denmark I can confirm that this is 💯 %
accurate😂 But the wandering around with a bottle of wine and a wine glass is probably more a French thing😂
I want to be an Aussie living in Denmark! Do you speak Danish? Is it an issue?
@@soniarose1983 I speak Danish fluently. It's not a problem, though many people find Danish to be a frighteningly difficult language to learn.
Never went to a language school. Just threw myself at it.😄
So how do u finance this lifestyle? 😂😂
@@VivianValeriena We don't need to. It's our natural habitat 🤭
I am German and this was my life in France for 5 years. I also can confirms Spain is like this. It is a horrifying experience to have no shops selling food between 12 and 3.
You were an Erasmus student for 5 years?
@@jarl3434 no, I worked for Airbus.
yeah it's also terrifying to have NO open ANY place on sundays in germany
@@soyousay4837 No it's not. It's peaceful and relieving. We buy extra groceries on Saturday. Bakeries, reastaurants and cafes are always open, so you eat and chill. We relax at home or meet family. Who would ever waste a sunday shopping and doing errands? Hideous.
Damn. Leave it to our German neighbours to complain about people relaxing 😭
"And then I dance to German Techno for 11 hours"💀
That's the thing that got me good no 🧢
He waited for the red light to cross 😂😂
Maybe he has some Swede in him :)
this is the way
We all do this in Austria
Red lights are only indicative in Spain
As a European, this is beautifully accurate
More like narcissistically accurate.
The voice and the grammar lol 😂😅😊
True
Chinese
@@itsruckaswife7036 Huh?
The protest part is actually very accurate 😂😂😂
"I started smoking cigarette at 11 years old" bro what you europeans be doing 💀
Sleeping
We stop drinking when you are legally allowed to buy alcohol 💀
@@1337Adabed facts
In Montenegro evry year you have world cup in doing nothing you need just to lay down and have three 15 minutes breaks for food and to 10 minute ones for toilet. This year it was tie after final contestants agreed to draw after 50 days.
P.S. I can proudly say I'm sober for for last 9 years after I went on rehab and parent control for two years before (I'm 20 now) jk about rehab part nobody does that shit for alcohol here and about sober part tho I slowed down with it
@@1337Adabed Very true. I'm 24 years old and recently nearly stopped drinking alcohol completely. Have been drinking for 10 years, and it's just not interesting anymore.
I’m an American and never have visited Europe. What I have found in my travels around my country, Canada,Australia, New Zealand and Mexico is that the opinion you have of another place is different than what your experience has conjured through the media and books. Usually, the sense of adventure excites me. I get so boarded with living in the same place all the time. I want “different”. I want to see how other cultures shape their collective paradigm. I want to the beauty of our common human experiences to be shared. Laugh at each other’s quirky human behaviors, but with genuine compassion and respect. So, to see this video about what Europeans are like it makes me smile. I now want explore these interesting new places, meet new people and share in the joy of being alive with but a moment in a short life.
You really are missing out on a lot especially since there are so many different coutnries in europe
I'm just shocked that you've never been to Europe. I'm hoping you're, like, 16 and still travel with your parents 😬
Come to Poland on your first trip to Europe! You can experience both the Western and the Eastern vibes here.
@@TheAllisonLab Many people from English speaking countries have a fear about non English speaking countries
Every country in Europe is unique and has its own unique culture. Each country is really its own country. Don’t be like many ignorant people from US/Canada/Australia thinking it’s like the cultural differences between your states.
As an Italian, I laughed so hard at the part of being tired from the nap lmao 😂😂😂
In Italy a break for espresso ☕️ and complaining about pineapple in the pizza 🍕
@@vidapolitica8366 Lol, and people in Hawaii complaining why Italians don't like pizza Hawaii.
As an American I can confirm, we think y’all are spoiled!😭🤣
As a European i can confirm this is 100% accurate. German industrial techno to be precise though.
germany w
I didn't even know you could be precise. =O
Fk yeah!
Though, I am clearly doing life wrong.
I don't have enough German industrial techno in my life.
It's shameful!
Is there another type of techno?
@@vincent_hallThere is one other solution…
1989 belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam.
Its video is based on a 72-page treatment by William Goldman, Oscar-winning screenwriter of All the President’s Men.
bro listen to FDJ east german pop song, that shit is actually fire even if you are not german
It's accurate as that is exactly a French person
I'm European but you forgot being drunk and watching the Euros
Im an American that works in Europe and I didn’t see anything false here
bro, are you in France?..
I recently moved to spain. You nailed every single one. Over here they got everything figured out, its amazing.