I Bought A Tank

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  • Опубликовано: 30 апр 2024
  • We drove Tanks. This is just silly now.
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    Mates - @JackManifoldTV @Tubbo
    Edited by Elodie (@elodiegif on twitter)
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  • @_marshP
    @_marshP 2 года назад +540

    "I went through military training"
    "I bought a tank"
    "I trained an army"
    "I took over the country"
    "I started WW3"

  • @myaiannuzzi5273
    @myaiannuzzi5273 2 года назад +1562

    Tommy: “I’m packed”
    Jack: “don’t describe yourself as packed”
    Tommy: “Why?”
    Tubbo: “It implies you’ve been shipped somewhere”
    Time stamp: 6:13

    • @imadreamsmpfan9497
      @imadreamsmpfan9497 2 года назад +22

      @David Dobrik Too ✓ can you just stfu we dont need that link so just shut

    • @uhh5894
      @uhh5894 2 года назад +2

      @@imadreamsmpfan9497 it's a secret channel btw

    • @uhh5894
      @uhh5894 2 года назад +3

      @@m0pr3ttyg1rl stfu bro

    • @alertmottoes6413
      @alertmottoes6413 2 года назад +10

      @@uhh5894 Any askers?

    • @crazyfood3548
      @crazyfood3548 2 года назад +1

      @@m0pr3ttyg1rl shut up he good RUclipsr;-;

  • @pineapples_w_cheese5339
    @pineapples_w_cheese5339 2 года назад +446

    Jack: *is completely focused and wants to win*
    Tommy: *wants to win but is not paying attention half the time*
    Tubbo: *is just there*

    • @w0lf29
      @w0lf29 Год назад +4

      Tubbo keeps on touching Jack's face

    • @Its_Asher4ever
      @Its_Asher4ever Год назад +2

      tubbo is the one who is part mud...

    • @Rainy_XD
      @Rainy_XD Год назад +2

      222 likes! Should I ruin that or... maybe I shouldn't
      Ur welcome (however there are some others who might ruin it)

  • @not_charley
    @not_charley 2 года назад +94

    Jack: driving a death machine
    Tubbo+Tommy: arguing over the 1.17 caves and cliffs update

  • @wisp
    @wisp 2 года назад +1448

    TOMMY THE TANK
    TUBBO THE TANK
    JACK THE GOGS

  • @actes_3751
    @actes_3751 2 года назад +2690

    Imagine your in a war and you hear your min-gunners and scouters talking about MC

    • @unknownasthey9860
      @unknownasthey9860 2 года назад +3

      Tommyinnit new channel

    • @muted__dreamer
      @muted__dreamer 2 года назад +41

      No, not talking about
      Full fledged arguing about MC

    • @TheDaltonius
      @TheDaltonius 2 года назад +27

      Shouldn’t be that unrealistic considering being a youtuber ain’t gonna stop you from getting drafted into world war 3

    • @PhantomLily1677-
      @PhantomLily1677- 2 года назад +7

      @Pri shut up

    • @isntitrich000
      @isntitrich000 2 года назад +5

      World war 3 be like

  • @mianotfound5544
    @mianotfound5544 2 года назад +201

    Tommy: ''if i'm not good with tanks, what am i good at..?''
    Tubbo: ''MUD!''
    Jack and Tommy: ''WILL YOU STOP IT?!!'' HAHHAHA

  • @xxbugabooxx5525
    @xxbugabooxx5525 Год назад +32

    2:25 the way tubbo says hello is adorable
    4:43 “i like balls”

  • @redactedreplies
    @redactedreplies 2 года назад +1102

    Jack: "Dont describe yourself as packed"
    Tommy: "why?"
    Tubbo: "it implies you've been shipped somewhere"
    Definitely a joke Ranboo would have made and I'm happy Tubbo was there to make it in his place

    • @Coffnist
      @Coffnist 2 года назад +11

      Bro ranboo in the UK now! HE COULD BE IN THE VLOGS!

    • @teabee9709
      @teabee9709 2 года назад +5

      @@Coffnist Yeah, but he has to quarantine so maybe next month he will start :D

    • @Coffnist
      @Coffnist 2 года назад

      @@teabee9709 fuck I forgot about the quarantine ahhhhhh but ranboo is staying for like 4 months and quarantine is 2 week in the UK?? I think. So it's not that long until we might see ranboo and Tommy irl.

    • @rhiannon_
      @rhiannon_ 2 года назад +1

      @@Coffnist Actually he said he only had to quarintene for 5 days so he'll be in the vlogs sooner!

    • @sekoseko2165
      @sekoseko2165 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/O3RgjhNeso8/видео.html.....

  • @mddlegiraffe8767
    @mddlegiraffe8767 2 года назад +2640

    Jack: "Are they alive?"
    Tommy and Tubbo just talking about how the warden is just a mini boss and not an actual boss

  • @bluelaser3415
    @bluelaser3415 Год назад +26

    Well, that's an infantry fighting vehicle, which differs from a tank in three ways; A, it has the ability to carry infantry; B, has a 30 mm chain gun as its main armrament instead of a 120 mm gun on most modern tanks; and C, has thinner armour than a tank.

    • @undefined0_
      @undefined0_ Год назад

      nerd

    • @bluelaser3415
      @bluelaser3415 Год назад

      @@undefined0_ dumb

    • @kellyhall6113
      @kellyhall6113 Год назад +2

      As a fellow person with interest in military equipment, this is well put and I agree with your statement

  • @koneko_withereduhhh8251
    @koneko_withereduhhh8251 2 года назад +54

    3:25 bruh i just love how tom is fighting about caves and cliffs and his other friend is just scared of driving

  • @panheadgirlofskillet
    @panheadgirlofskillet 2 года назад +1343

    Imagine Tommy as an actual soldier yelling “POG” or “LETS FUCKING GO” each time he does something

  • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
    @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 2 года назад +4709

    Jack Manifold: Literally driving a fucking tank
    Tommy and Tubbo: arguing about Caves and Cliffs

    • @chuuyuz
      @chuuyuz 2 года назад +14

      ⟟ had to ruin the stack of likes 😔

    • @yellowcar1236
      @yellowcar1236 2 года назад +22

      i too watched the video

    • @rainbowtheepic571
      @rainbowtheepic571 2 года назад +19

      As soon as I read this comment that part came up LOL

    • @t21sfo87
      @t21sfo87 2 года назад +14

      Relatable. Me friend and I were talking about caves and cliffs while we were walking with another person

    • @vin74g37
      @vin74g37 2 года назад +7

      I was arguing with my brother about that

  • @annclir
    @annclir 2 года назад +27

    I love that Jack just having fun and Tommy and tubbo just arguing about the 1.17 update

  • @BasicBerry_
    @BasicBerry_ Год назад +5

    4:43 awww Tubbo's little guilty face after saying it

  • @Sillyrobloxcat27
    @Sillyrobloxcat27 2 года назад +7470

    I love how Jack is the only one taking this seriously.

    • @zahraaz6846
      @zahraaz6846 2 года назад +35

      it's his dream😎😎

    • @dream_fanz9780
      @dream_fanz9780 2 года назад +2

      tommyinnit unknown channel

    • @quigi8526
      @quigi8526 2 года назад +1

      Very seriously

    • @kami-vb6wg
      @kami-vb6wg 2 года назад +17

      sorry that half of ur replies are bots

    • @user-et1up1nk9k
      @user-et1up1nk9k 2 года назад +3

      jack many fold and the tummy in it

  • @Manan_Gupta
    @Manan_Gupta 2 года назад +1841

    i like how everyone is ignoring jack while jack was driving

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 2 года назад +2

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      ruclips.net/video/MCejALDTvGg/видео.html

    • @pinke9033
      @pinke9033 2 года назад +2

      tommyinnit new channel

    • @ironman-ol5iv
      @ironman-ol5iv 2 года назад +2

      tommyinnit

    • @echoisaway
      @echoisaway 2 года назад +17

      wtf are these replies🧍‍♀️

    • @sinkholes2680
      @sinkholes2680 2 года назад +1

      Tommyinnit new channel

  • @Dry.Umbrella.
    @Dry.Umbrella. 9 месяцев назад +4

    The tank guy was so nice 👍🏻

  • @Aste_ROI_d
    @Aste_ROI_d 2 года назад +5

    Jack: driving like a pro
    Tommy and Tubbo: arguing about the 1.17 update

  • @theburritoman4263
    @theburritoman4263 2 года назад +392

    Jschlatt watching this: *"Im so proud of my little british boy"*

    • @J3SWorld
      @J3SWorld 2 года назад +1

      "I''M ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳⁱᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳⁱᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ.,"

    • @yassir8501
      @yassir8501 2 года назад +2

      @@J3SWorld no.

    • @noses4272
      @noses4272 2 года назад

      tommyinnit unknown channel

    • @noses4272
      @noses4272 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jhtMGpO2FXcm/видео.html

    • @noses4272
      @noses4272 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jhtMGpO2FXcm/видео.html

  • @Ari-xg8jp
    @Ari-xg8jp 2 года назад +653

    "We went to a water park"
    "We went to a theme park"
    "WE SHOT FUCKING TANKS!!!"

  • @alexallard4519
    @alexallard4519 Год назад +7

    Other youtubers: buys actually useful stuff
    Tommyinnit: AND TODAY I BOUGHT A TANK

  • @Its_Asher4ever
    @Its_Asher4ever Год назад +3

    just tubbo thinking they won when they didnt and trying to lighten up the mood is sad and adorable 😭

  • @BruhANTXD
    @BruhANTXD 2 года назад +18820

    Tubbo: "i am the leader of the children's
    kingdom!" Can't disagree with him there

    • @saturizedGoats
      @saturizedGoats 2 года назад +116

      Yo lmao I'm between two bots and I need ur help

    • @LightningSquad
      @LightningSquad 2 года назад +15

      I'm ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ'''

    • @LightningSquad
      @LightningSquad 2 года назад +4

      I uploaded my Face Reveal..

    • @thegr1mreap3r42
      @thegr1mreap3r42 2 года назад +9

      @Powg g idk bout ur friend

    • @water6690
      @water6690 2 года назад +2

      tommyinnit secret channel

  • @coolcharacter8525
    @coolcharacter8525 2 года назад +627

    Normal teenagers: Mom! I’m going to the movies with my friends.
    Tommy: Mum! I’m going to go ride a tank.

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 2 года назад

      tommyinnit

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/видео.html

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/видео.html

    • @dgb2141
      @dgb2141 2 года назад +3

      you got it wrong it is muuhuumm

    • @ihateeverythingpete1656
      @ihateeverythingpete1656 2 года назад +1

      Ah yes, normal teenagers are Americans.

  • @D3LI4
    @D3LI4 2 года назад +4

    At 06:18 tubbo just casually rolld his eyes

  • @Stormy_Meadows
    @Stormy_Meadows Год назад +11

    Tommy is the kind of person to see an army of tanks and ask "Is anyone gonna eat that?"

  • @jeffreylastname6863
    @jeffreylastname6863 2 года назад +775

    tommy: "why are you so stressed?"
    jack: "if we lose this i'll get disowned"

    • @Gio2321_
      @Gio2321_ 2 года назад

      “The second one talked first”

    • @melonhut744
      @melonhut744 2 года назад

      *Loses*

  • @snowball1
    @snowball1 2 года назад +1172

    Everyone with money: Im gonna buy this Im gonna buy that
    Tommy: Tanks

  • @xxcipherxx3739
    @xxcipherxx3739 Год назад +3

    Jack: being pissed that they didn't win tubbo and tommy: just playing with mud

  • @monochromeedits2281
    @monochromeedits2281 2 года назад +8

    Tommy: I'm the world's best tanker!
    TanqR: Well yes but actually no

  • @marciellesmusings
    @marciellesmusings 2 года назад +1698

    I love how Tubbo’s sense of humour has incorporated a lot more puns and dad jokes since becoming friends with Ranboo.

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/MCejALDTvGg/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/MCejALDTvGg/видео.html

    • @odinudin4313
      @odinudin4313 2 года назад +1

      YES.

    • @GusABecquer
      @GusABecquer 2 года назад +1

      But in this I think he still didn't meet ranboo like they record it when they were togueter (tommy tubbo jack) and he upload it now

    • @IronMechKiller
      @IronMechKiller 2 года назад +1

      @@GusABecquer I wonder how he knows of the part 1 of Caves and Cliffs not having caves or cliffs...

    • @plainpink9905
      @plainpink9905 2 года назад +6

      @@GusABecquer They may have not met each other IRL when this video was being recorded, though keep in mind that just because they hadn't met IRL doesn't mean that they didn't know each other before that, so he could have developed that by how often they talk to one another.

  • @alfredsupersauce
    @alfredsupersauce 2 года назад +674

    English people: "Why do you Americans have guns?"
    Also English people: "Haha tank go brrrrr"

    • @cryopex9976
      @cryopex9976 2 года назад +24

      They didnt even shoot real bullets, look at schlatts video. He shot with real bullets and shot real artilarry and tanks.

    • @bruhnova8917
      @bruhnova8917 2 года назад +4

      Well we do ave tanks

    • @crewmate..989
      @crewmate..989 2 года назад

      Tommyinnit secret channel channel

    • @noses4272
      @noses4272 2 года назад

      tommyinnit

    • @superbarnio1016
      @superbarnio1016 2 года назад

      Speaking of tanks what the hell kind of stugmen is that

  • @Michael-dh1lh
    @Michael-dh1lh 2 года назад +1

    i find it so funny tommy and tubbo just keep talking about 1.17 update while they're just riding a tank

  • @totallynotdemie
    @totallynotdemie Год назад +1

    jack driving a tank
    meanwhile: Tommy and Tubbo are arguing about weather or not the warden is a boss

  • @kkaitlynnn
    @kkaitlynnn 2 года назад +580

    Tommy: "Oh f+*ing, sh!+, and balls, and c/m"
    Jack: ..?
    Tommy: "I'm sorry those are my panic words"

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 2 года назад

      tommyinnit secret channel

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/видео.html

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/видео.html

    • @carritcake314
      @carritcake314 2 года назад

      mine are balls and shit aswell

    • @Yourlocalbush
      @Yourlocalbush 2 года назад

      @Blueberry ah ok I’ll go switch my fridge off
      Who needs vegetables when you have links X)

  • @tayaraine
    @tayaraine 2 года назад +2679

    Jack: never describe yourself as “packed”
    Tommy: Why?
    Tubbo: *it implies you’ve been shipped somewhere*

  • @_moraglitch_2363
    @_moraglitch_2363 2 года назад +2

    Jack: *Driving a TANK*
    Tommy and Tubbo: *Arguing about the new caves and cliff's update*
    Me: Why does this not surprise me?

  • @LeQuietkid
    @LeQuietkid 2 года назад +2

    "If I'm not good at tanks then what am I good at?"
    You're good at being Tom Simons.

  • @hugs4lust
    @hugs4lust 2 года назад +380

    tubbo and tommy every 10 seconds:
    "he's such a tory."
    "STOP CALLING ME A TORY"

    • @rem8363
      @rem8363 2 года назад

      tommyinnit new channel

    • @rem8363
      @rem8363 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/видео.html

    • @rem8363
      @rem8363 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/видео.html

  • @vesh
    @vesh 2 года назад +50520

    Someone needs to monitor what Tommy does with his money lol...

  • @mooncheese3146
    @mooncheese3146 2 года назад

    this video is absolute chaos and im living for it

  • @lilquack5590
    @lilquack5590 Год назад +1

    tommy-
    casually just riding in a tank talking about the 1.17 update

  • @ParrotX2
    @ParrotX2 2 года назад +492

    Tommy you’re finally a big man

  • @that_girl_roo
    @that_girl_roo 2 месяца назад

    Tommy: upset they lost
    Jack: mad
    Tubbo: M U D

  • @thunder_champions
    @thunder_champions 9 месяцев назад +1

    4.44 - This was MaGiCal

  • @Unkn0wn54_
    @Unkn0wn54_ 2 года назад +352

    TommyInnit and Tubbo is the perfect example how siblings argue.

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 2 года назад

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      ruclips.net/video/MCejALDTvGg/видео.html

    • @sinking9472
      @sinking9472 2 года назад +1

      WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! IM THE 69TH LIKE

  • @kSamxdigger_playz
    @kSamxdigger_playz 2 года назад +311

    Evolution:
    "I took a water training course!"
    "I bought a water park"
    "I took a military training course!"
    *"I bought a TANK"*

    • @uhh5894
      @uhh5894 2 года назад +3

      tommyinnit secret channel

    • @Maybe_a_Spoon
      @Maybe_a_Spoon 2 года назад +4

      @TommyInnit ✓ indeed.

    • @mooncalfe7159
      @mooncalfe7159 2 года назад +5

      hes training to be a marine

    • @NiluPerera77
      @NiluPerera77 2 года назад +3

      @TommyInnit ✓ can you do a shoutout please I love your videos

    • @hey_im_kie6349
      @hey_im_kie6349 2 года назад +1

      And you always have to skydive as a training course for the military so he is preparing for something😳😂

  • @armoredredman6347
    @armoredredman6347 2 года назад +2

    10:48 when your mom takes away your ps4

  • @BobDaBoyYT
    @BobDaBoyYT 8 месяцев назад +1

    Big tank, small ball

  • @dfuze7010
    @dfuze7010 2 года назад +401

    Tommy: "I AM THE BEST TANKER"
    Army: *Drafts tommy cause he's the best tanker
    Also Tommy during any war: *eating some popcorn* "did you know they split the cave and cliffs update into 2 parts?"

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 2 года назад

      tommyinnit secret channel

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/видео.html

    • @thesimseu
      @thesimseu 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/видео.html

    • @quak2792
      @quak2792 2 года назад +1

      @@thesimseu why is everyone spamming his channel in the comments

  • @maddy2641
    @maddy2641 2 года назад +2485

    Jack: “Are they ok? Are they alive?
    Tommy and Tubbo: *talking about the 1.17 update*

    • @glitchdinvr4248
      @glitchdinvr4248 2 года назад +23

      They aren’t ok but their alive

    • @maddy2641
      @maddy2641 2 года назад +4

      @@glitchdinvr4248 facts

    • @lukiwei9468
      @lukiwei9468 2 года назад +3

      Arguing more like

    • @matayagraceart8571
      @matayagraceart8571 2 года назад +1

      they are physically ok but are not mentaly ok, and everyone knows

    • @wallspdw
      @wallspdw 2 года назад +1

      @Mataya Bass ikr

  • @TurtleDuckLake
    @TurtleDuckLake 2 года назад

    Jack looked like a WWII game NPC that gets immediately obliterated in his first 5 seconds of screen time.

  • @eldarbeybutov9593
    @eldarbeybutov9593 2 года назад +1

    tommy:this is so hard
    ww2 tankers:this isnt hard its tuesday

  • @dendude8423
    @dendude8423 2 года назад +934

    "He's been doing this the past 18 years"
    "The fuc?"

  • @Unrapmonster
    @Unrapmonster 2 года назад +3978

    Tommy's search history: how much to buy a tank, where can I shoot a tank

    • @-vira-6422
      @-vira-6422 2 года назад +128

      I swear he’s got to be on some sort of watch list

    • @Stag_Z
      @Stag_Z 2 года назад +12

      @@-vira-6422 ikr

    • @drewpeacokc
      @drewpeacokc 2 года назад +4

      hows it going checkmark?

    • @diamondore8677
      @diamondore8677 2 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @bubbahom2425
      @bubbahom2425 2 года назад +7

      Omg that is literally mine and there is a rental place in the UK Wich is called tanks alot I wish I could go but I am in the usa

  • @The_Odd_Beetle
    @The_Odd_Beetle 9 месяцев назад +1

    Toms bank after seeing this vid😂

  • @user-ds9rp4gk5j
    @user-ds9rp4gk5j 2 года назад +2

    WHAT A BRAVE SOUL YOU HAVE

  • @leslazu6106
    @leslazu6106 2 года назад +598

    “If the game doesnt spawn the boss with out a boss bar it isnt a boss.”
    -TommyInnit

    • @uhh5894
      @uhh5894 2 года назад +1

      tommyinnit secret channel

    • @mccheeseburger6obama44
      @mccheeseburger6obama44 2 года назад +1

      @@uhh5894 stop

    • @noobi9768
      @noobi9768 2 года назад +2

      @TommyInnit ✓ ok but nobody cares

    • @TASK360
      @TASK360 2 года назад

      I mean technoblade is a big boss man… and yet, he doesn’t have a boss bar

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 2 года назад +3215

    With the military video and now this video, I think Tom's preparing for war.

    • @Wrymote
      @Wrymote 2 года назад +211

      we made world war 3 1000x funnier.

    • @semateagr
      @semateagr 2 года назад +14

      what's up checkmark

    • @puger-dq3hw
      @puger-dq3hw 2 года назад +25

      yes then after this hes going to go buy a warship or somethin
      maybe?

    • @icykairo
      @icykairo 2 года назад +15

      He is prepared for it and his parents are very proud of lol

    • @-HolySpiritDove-
      @-HolySpiritDove- 2 года назад +3

      He's preparing for End Times satan! 👹

  • @disboi50lol
    @disboi50lol Год назад +1

    Them arguing about the caves and cliffs update got me on the ground

  • @lamarcafamily7912
    @lamarcafamily7912 2 года назад

    Jack: *driving the tank*
    Tommy and Tubbo: *arguing about the caves&cliffs update*

  • @fernandaveloz7956
    @fernandaveloz7956 2 года назад +527

    I just died when he realized he said Gogs and then prayed “Here with us in spirit” LMFAOOO

    • @luxury2092
      @luxury2092 2 года назад

      timestamp?

    • @kely2384
      @kely2384 2 года назад +6

      7:41

    • @stupidheadwisp
      @stupidheadwisp 2 года назад +3

      The only comment with no bots.

    • @uhh5894
      @uhh5894 2 года назад

      tommyinnit secret channel

    • @uhh5894
      @uhh5894 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/uyCzK9jkdEk/видео.html

  • @ayup2412
    @ayup2412 2 года назад +378

    Nobody:
    Jack: *driving amazingly a tank*
    Tommy and Tubbo: *casually arguing about the new update*

  • @TraverseIce
    @TraverseIce 2 года назад +1

    1:50 tubbo literally sounds like a 10-year old getting something for his birthday

  • @OldSunsZ
    @OldSunsZ 2 года назад

    "I'm strong like steel, but soft like mushrooms"
    he is Shakespeare as a child

  • @SirSquibbles
    @SirSquibbles 2 года назад +813

    This is the pure definition of:
    “Get out of the tank”
    “You’re not my dad”
    “I am your dad get out of the flippin tank”
    “You’re not my dad I’m literally in a tank and you’re not”
    “I am your dad”
    “You’re not my dad I’m literally in a tank and you’re not”

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +3

      ‎E‎

    • @Banksran
      @Banksran 2 года назад +1

      Brb gotta find the funny

    • @anna._.3820
      @anna._.3820 2 года назад +5

      You are my daaad, you're my dad! boogy woogy woogy

    • @SirSquibbles
      @SirSquibbles 2 года назад +1

      @@anna._.3820
      The vines are strong with this one

    • @itsgonnabeoktommytat1804
      @itsgonnabeoktommytat1804 2 года назад

      tommyinnit secret channel

  • @precreeper5453
    @precreeper5453 2 года назад +1859

    At this point Tommy’s just crossing off things on his bucket list

  • @wooeo9962
    @wooeo9962 2 года назад +1

    "thats not a tank, thats a infantry foightin vehichollll"
    -some guy in berlin.. probably

  • @littlemissme4811
    @littlemissme4811 2 года назад

    1:24 is how I expect tommy to look like in the military lol

  • @summersuek1613
    @summersuek1613 2 года назад +381

    Gotta love Tubbo
    Tommy: "If I'm not good at tank, then what am I good at?"
    Tubbo: MUD!

    • @Wow-te5pi
      @Wow-te5pi 2 года назад

      tommyinnit secret channel

    • @abrmanhalon5147
      @abrmanhalon5147 2 года назад

      tommyinnit secret channel

    • @oizys8486
      @oizys8486 2 года назад

      Just gotta love those Tommyinnit secret channels 😃

    • @hystarial3967
      @hystarial3967 2 года назад

      ah yes tommyinnit

    • @sekoseko2165
      @sekoseko2165 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/O3RgjhNeso8/видео.html...

  • @Squiddo
    @Squiddo 2 года назад +22416

    The Tom Simons channel is wild because you go from we went swimming :) to *literal tanks* in the space of a few days

  • @karlined8316
    @karlined8316 2 года назад

    i love tubbo he is so pure

  • @sawyertobiaskodatsky3499
    @sawyertobiaskodatsky3499 2 года назад

    “Draw me like one of your beautiful tank girls.” -Tommy, 2021 ✋🏻💀

  • @snail1787
    @snail1787 2 года назад +473

    “Everything in here is designed to hurt you”
    “WAIT WHAT-“

  • @TobiasChien
    @TobiasChien 2 года назад +646

    Jack : “I’m driving better than both of you”
    *meanwhile* “what did you think about the 1.17 update”

  • @rheasluvv
    @rheasluvv 2 года назад

    Jack: driving and doing all the work:
    Tubbo and tommy: arguing

  • @jasonlek6588
    @jasonlek6588 2 года назад +1

    “Yes mum I’ll be back before supper in my tank”

  • @sinix6529
    @sinix6529 2 года назад +2652

    Fun fact: Tom is trying to join the military to save the queen

  • @wontletgo
    @wontletgo 2 года назад +783

    Tommy’s mom: So what did you spend all that RUclips money on?
    Tommy: Uhh… please don’t get mad..

  • @MUSTERD2022
    @MUSTERD2022 Год назад +1

    You needed this really DreamMore final

  • @menace6090
    @menace6090 2 года назад

    Tankman: Finally A Worthy Opponent

  • @Ragingballofchaos
    @Ragingballofchaos 2 года назад +649

    Jack: actually knows a little bit about what he is doing
    Tommy: is on a date with mannequins
    Tubbo: "I like balls"

    • @justacake16
      @justacake16 2 года назад +6

      Correction: Tommy Turns into Kira Yoshikage

    • @rem8363
      @rem8363 2 года назад

      tommyinnit new channel

    • @rem8363
      @rem8363 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/видео.html

    • @rem8363
      @rem8363 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/видео.html

    • @justacake16
      @justacake16 2 года назад

      7:18

  • @Rydrake6
    @Rydrake6 2 года назад +248

    Jack: driving a freaking tank
    Tommy and Tubbo: arguing about the caves and cliffs update

    • @user-od8vh4bj1y
      @user-od8vh4bj1y 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/O3RgjhNeso8/видео.html.....

    • @ntruiz8432
      @ntruiz8432 2 года назад +2

      a lot of spam here

    • @Fendoxx
      @Fendoxx 2 года назад

      @Dhar Mann Fam tommyinnit new channel is tom simons lmao

  • @ievsa9603
    @ievsa9603 Год назад +1

    he calls APC a tank what a smart and well teached instructor.....

  • @vivienszmolnik5576
    @vivienszmolnik5576 9 месяцев назад

    "So Tom what did you do in the weekend?"
    Tommy : "bought a tank!"
    His whole class : ;-;

  • @ra_i.
    @ra_i. 2 года назад +552

    no one:
    literally no one:
    tommy and tubbo in a moving tank casually talking about the 1.17 update

    • @Wow-te5pi
      @Wow-te5pi 2 года назад +1

      tommyinnit secret channel

    • @ahhh7255
      @ahhh7255 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/видео.html

    • @ahhh7255
      @ahhh7255 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/jhtMGpO2FXc/видео.html

    • @baarnie
      @baarnie 2 года назад +1

      Literally everyone above me is a bot

    • @givemeanameiwillhate9525
      @givemeanameiwillhate9525 2 года назад

      @@wxzle You do realize no one is also asking you to reply back, correct?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +2132

    You know Jschlatt once spent 10k on shooting tanks and flamethrowers. Maybe Tommy is honoring his friend by doing this.

    • @brianxie5963
      @brianxie5963 2 года назад +82

      Yo imagine a collab???
      "Today we learned how to use AK-47 with JSchlatt"

    • @carot.2590
      @carot.2590 2 года назад +1

      *ruclips.net/video/Kg5HpY9puA0/видео.html*

    • @skoplo5228
      @skoplo5228 2 года назад +3

      tommyinnit real secret channel

    • @user-yx8bh6wg4x
      @user-yx8bh6wg4x 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/sTgV-2MPFNY/видео.html. . .

    • @hamkahamid6452
      @hamkahamid6452 2 года назад +1

      U againn

  • @Nanas_life11
    @Nanas_life11 2 года назад

    Imagine your in the middle of war and you say “WERE POPPIN OFF” 😂

  • @bsicstars
    @bsicstars 10 месяцев назад +1

    my uncle is a commando so it’s so funny to see him react to this shit he literally said “what are these idiots doing” 😭😭

  • @Karen-fe9lu
    @Karen-fe9lu 2 года назад +787

    Commanders: are they ok? alive?
    Jack: "im not too bothered but ill check for politeness"

  • @Cidimm
    @Cidimm 2 года назад +592

    The fact Tommy is screaming like a maniac seconds after starting to move, while he's probably moving at 2 km per hour puts a smile on my face

  • @itzfortuna9672
    @itzfortuna9672 2 года назад

    The truest statement "Everything in here is designed to hurt you, military vehicles weren't designed for people" lmao

  • @bananaorange1903
    @bananaorange1903 9 месяцев назад

    Jack:driving a fucking tank
    Meanwhile Tommy and tubbo:*caves and cliff’s arguing*

  • @trxydud3895
    @trxydud3895 2 года назад +381

    Tommy: “should I take off my gogs?”
    Jack: “you don’t have to.”
    5 questions later
    Tommy: “should I take off my gogs?”
    Jack: “JUST GET IN THE SEAT”

  • @Nubbz3YT
    @Nubbz3YT 2 года назад +29155

    Goes from swimming and rollercoasters to DRIVING A TANK

  • @thejcutz
    @thejcutz 8 месяцев назад +1

    I literally just went to that place and didn’t realise it was the place in this video until I got to the main area 💀

  • @sarahlim5835
    @sarahlim5835 2 года назад +1

    tom: HELLO BEE BOY
    tubbo: helloo 😌😙

  • @julietteluvspink
    @julietteluvspink 2 года назад +930

    Jack manifold: driving a LITTERAL TANK
    Tommy: what did u think abt the 1.17 update

    • @yellowcar1236
      @yellowcar1236 2 года назад +2

      i too watched the video

    • @hacker3kgaming898
      @hacker3kgaming898 2 года назад +1

      Literal

    • @beryan4678
      @beryan4678 2 года назад

      I like your profile pic

    • @ddarkon1223
      @ddarkon1223 2 года назад

      I'm positive driviving a fucking tank is more important than a blocky game