Jiaoying Summers On Breaking Up with Her Boyfriend, Being Bipolar & Why Asians Don’t Smell
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- Опубликовано: 24 сен 2024
- Jiaoying Summers returns to the show and opens by talking about her plan to dump her boyfriend and being bipolar. Jiaoying, Adam and Jason “Mayhem” Miller also discuss whether or not body count matters, doing hot yoga, and Gwyneth Paltrow “embracing her power.”
Next, Jason “Mayhem” Miller reads the news including stories about why Asian people don’t have body odor, a firefighter in Chile accused of starting a deadly forest fire so he could be a hero, 1 in 4 millennials or Gen Zers saying they won’t have kids due to finances, and a NYC club banning cellphones to get more people on the dance floor.
Then, they wrap the show by talking about Adam’s devious plan to fix the homeless & cyclist problems on PCH and a possible “lost” Rembrandt painting being found in a Maine attic.
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Love Jiaoying. Always providing more info about herself that anyone would ever ask for 😀😀
She took a page right out of the Amy Schumer playbook. I’m not really funny, but if I talk about my crotch and curse, people will laugh.
Then there's Nacho Man Randy Average fantasizing about double-dipping into Jerome's loads while trying to insult people who actually have some standards for their women...
Yeah but she's a cute lil Asian lady, not a 6'5 400lb ogre.
Pretty good comparison on both comments. But she is definitely NOT funny.
Yea that's all female comedians so. It got old by the first joke.
@@mcstocks5395 "Very interesting"
Arte Johnson/Laugh-In
Here is the song Up Over
Verse 1
Travelin’ fast down the interstate,
With a burger and a soda by my side.
Met a man on Route 66,
He said, “Where you goin’? You wanna ride?”
And I said, “Man, I’m headin’ east,
From the mountains to the city streets.”
He smiled wide and tipped his hat,
“You’re from the land of baseball bats!”
Chorus
I come from a land up over,
Where the cars run big and the streets are slower.
Can’t you hear, can’t you see the clover?
We’re rollin’ through fields with dreams to cover.
Verse 2
In New York City, the streets were packed,
Statue of Liberty was standin’ tall.
Had some pizza by the subway line,
Saw a cowboy hat in a shopping mall.
I said, “Man, what’s your story here?”
He said, “I’m from the Lone Star frontier.”
We shared a laugh, hit the yellow cab,
And sped away past Times Square’s slab.
Chorus
I come from a land up over,
Where the highways stretch and the skies are lower.
Got my coffee, watch the world get slower,
We’re ridin’ through dreams that we can’t let go of.
Bridge
We build it up, tear it down,
From the desert sand to the northern towns.
From Florida’s heat to Seattle’s rains,
We’re dreamers rollin’ on a midnight train.
Verse 3
In California, I caught the breeze,
Surfin’ waves and feelin’ free.
Met a guy in a beachside bar,
He said, “I’m cruisin’ in my muscle car.”
I said, “Well, man, let’s take a spin,
We’ll drive ’til the day begins.”
He revved it up, we hit the gas,
And laughed ’til the sunset passed.
Chorus
I come from a land up over,
Where the stars shine bright and the hills are clover.
You can see the lights from Dover to Boulder,
We’re livin’ in a land that never grows colder.
Outro
I come from a land up over,
Where the dreams run wild and the winds blow colder.
From the east to the west, we keep rollin’ over,
Yeah, we’re dreamin’ in a land of freedom, up over!
call backs are great. also it is great Jason mayhem miller is back in the house!
She wants a "consistent man". Then later she admits she doesn't text him back. Yet another example of "chick think".
Love Jiaoying
“3/4 Chub…the whole time” 😂
I grew up with comic books, and when I was a kid, I would've loved to have these superhero movies. When I watch them now, that's the thought I have in my head. My interest dropped off after the Iron Man films. A regular guy that builds a badass suit. That's something I can relate with. Lol. Achievable goals.
I watch Adam every night but tonight turning it off. She is Not funny, she is so vulgar.
She is always gross and not funny
You are right , but it’s better than having Dawson on the show.
Agree
@@LuckysMotorcycles 💯. Dawson can give an aspirin a headache he is so Fing annoying.
Agree i am a dog person , much tasty fatty meat yes
Dawson is like Night of the Living Dead
enough with the sex jokes lady
It goes against type cuz most Asians are demure
I thought it was that lady… I will skip this one🤮
That’s why most female comedians are not funny .
Female comedians, that's all they do. Bor-ingggg
6 a YEAR? What trash are you hooking up with Mayhem?
He's just in a closet. He likes double-dipping but won't admit it.
Right. That's insane
6 in a lifetime is too much for my bitch
Glad I grew up Northeast US, had both Attic and Basement!
Same! Massachusetts baby
Great place to keep your victims
But weird... Midwest, and we had basements and attics. Think it's a Cali thing not to have them.
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@@brek5 yes, but less tornados
Body count is important though.
GROSS NOT FUNNY
not into this im out👎
Why would we give a shit ?
Narcissistic cuckoo 😜 bird 🐦!!
She's unfunny and has no class..cmon Ace.
It's her Schickt n she is surprisingly witty cuz she comes in with low expectations n Dr drew likes her
@@johnotoole5786Drew has a record of initially being wrong about things...
@@badlaamaurukehu Can't stand the Drew RUclips commercial where he stands up and spits...comes up constantly.
At least she doesn’t just hid from Ace trying to stay like Switzerland to keep a job
Love when you have Jiaoying on, she's hilarious.
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Beautiful.
I like her up-front delivery. There are too-few people in comedy who are unapologetic, funny and clear about their opinions...refreshing!
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Millionaire explaining it doesn't cost that much to raise a kid. Good stuff
That chick has a great laugh !
She is making up the accent
❤JIAOYING SUMMERS 🌹
The ends "Mahala" I only hesr "Kamala" now.
She's honest and uninhibited but she's not funny.
it's already been written. the disco song "I love america" by french singer patrick juvet
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Yeah! Get it on! Got to get it on!
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Thank gosh Mayhem is back. Okay now I don't like her for sure saying cats are evil . I love cats.
Wow, she came right out of the gate with the unfunny.
She is awful.....come on adam wtf? Gotta bail.
No more Jiaoying please. I love the show, but I'll definitely skip her next apperance.
Get it on
NO CHARM NOT PRETTY 😢
I learned so much from this cast, thank you.
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I had to turn on the cc.
Brutal.
He enjoys nothing more than ripping his staff apart, great guy.
When you reach down the bottom of the barrel .. you get this.
2nd worse guest
1st worst was also her when she appeared first time with the black tran "comic"
Need to upgrade Adam or read comments
Steely Dan- Aja , river baby
Steely Dan rules !!
@@79SteelyMatt check out the making of aja doc. I didnt know michael mcdonald is every backing vocal!
@@TexasBone oh I have seen many times my friend
@@79SteelyMatt good driving music. Cheers buddy!
Love Mayhem never miss the show when he’s on. I wish he would be Adam’s sidekick.
Mayhem is great on the show.
if having kids or not isnt a money thing to Adam, then why did he wait until he was 40 years old and an established millionaire ?
rather than having kids when he was a 25 year old carpenter ?
"Poor people who don't have a housekeeper/maid & nanny, who are not having kids, you just are selfish narcissists" when you're a millionaire, but for some reason had a different perspective when sleeping on a futon in a share house and doing labour for a living.
I love her!! 😂😂😂
The land up over bit was cringe. Totally unfunny.
I come from a land up over,
Where We love Asians but they drive slower, don’t you know we built the mars rover, and moms cooking frozen dinners by stouffers!
I disagree on the superhero movie thing, or rather, I disagree that some movies and genres are for "this age group only". Yes, movies were tougher and grittier back in the 70s, but just because I'm 37 doesn't mean I can't appreciate Deadpool and Wolverine, which was hilarious by the way and also rated R so 15 year olds can't technically see it.
I like that Mayhem is back. I think he's the best, and then it's a tie with Joe and Leah, maybe slight edge to Leah because she can be a funny liberal foil to Adam's conservativeness. Dawson's in a league of his own.
Nice plan to clean up PCH, the problem is, you'd be blamed for trying to use your phone while driving and the homeless issue would go unaddressed.
72 hours? Pffff women expect you to be jobless
Wow…Jiaoying coming in hot 😂
All sexed up in new ads for her show. She is hot and back door open.
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Down Under, Up Above, not over.
Commented on clip but worth reiterating...Asians definitely smell and not sure where from this false advertising is coming.
Yeah, haha. Having lived here for just over 20 years now, I can say without a doubt they smell, but the smells are different than in the West, and the smells differ from country to country, but their pits stink just like Americans', just different food, lol.
Yea Koreans got that garlic smell similar to southern Italians but different wit the kimchi spin
@@johnotoole5786 Oh, for sure. Anyone who's spent a significant time on the subway in Seoul knows that smell well (mixed with some soju as well usually, haha).
When we moved down to SE Asia after living many years in Korea, my wife even told me my smell changed from Korean to Thai and said I now smell like a Thai man, lol.
Adam gonna have to "get rid" of the evidence (8er) somehow. 😂
Men at Work lost in court and paid for intellectual property rights to Skippy, title song for a children's show where many a kangaroo got houdini with it. I think scratch n sniff art like Jiaoying Summers is marvelous .
Heard her on the show before, I'll pass on this one.
I don't get it.
12:30 to 13:40 yoga rant, Man Show humor style.
A bigger braggart than Ace which is near impossible.
…Paltrow…
France is well known for being of a certain type of body smell, for the asian sweat sent discussion
Nope
Love her
The original Superman movie was 1978 and was one of the biggest movies of that year
Once you have asian you don't want to go back to Caucasian 🇦🇺 😂😂❤😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
"SAYIN, Kamala"
I come from the land up over
where women blow for a Range Rover
Im gonna stay the hell out of Ace's neighborhood before I end up a dead cycleist on PCH because I resemble that homeless guy
What is a cycleist?
Before medication people just drank. Let's not forget how much they relied on booze to get through the day back then
Petty Paltrow here we go
She’s a cutie
Same question. Think im banned am i?
YT has automoderation that blacklists certain terms and phrases. It’s been happening for a long time and it’s only become more expansive.
Look at your subscriptions! of course they want you silent
Alright thanks guys for the information and confirmation!
Adam if you did the show dressed up as a grandma. And Mayhem and the lady I see a future.
She be a good temporary girlfriend for Seth MacFarlane.... or Leo DiCaprio.... since both are so extremely concerned about their public images these days. (2024) ....🎉😂😅
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Lol, I love high-tech Adam, "Cutting and pasting takes so long." I am cutting and pasting all the time for work all day, and I can do it at lightening speed.
You’re expecting a guy who can barely use his smart phone for anything other than making calls to use functions for copy and paste. it’s like expecting a dog to learn long division.
@@TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord Haha, he just cracks me up. I mean, I agree with a lot of his rants, but every once in a while, he gets to one, and I go, "Oh, man, you are getting old, Adam."
He is thinking scissors and glue stick
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Summers is hilarious and hot!
Shes the finest woman ever to do comedy! Funny too, unbelievabkr. I love this her!!!
11:45 yoga rant by AdamFunny since I love hot yoga.
No man loves yoga.
Somebody cares?
Up Above, not Up Over
What if you encounter a rattlesnake on your walk?
Block the street and call the police!
Walking dogs instead and shitting on soccer field is Gen Z ,orX
Hey. You can feck right off haha. Gen-X is still one of the normal ones. I think you meant the millennials, you know, the parent's of all these weird little bastages.
....and they don't curb their dogs!!!!
One funny lady.
Hey Jiaoying Summers...are you related to Mark Summers from 'Double Dare'?....cause I DOUBLE DARE YOU to meet me for a drink the next time you're in Spokane, WA....lol, I'm sorry I missed you the last time you were in town!...I also missed Adam Carolla when he was recently here!😔
JMM "I'm in!"