@@brandonpenn9887nah I got robbed at gunpoint while drunk outside a restaurant, dude almost gave me a headshot because I was laughing the whole time thinking about random drunk shit he end up just pistol whipping me and took my car keys and threw it em in the alley
As serious is the topic, the narrative is funny because if you have survived being robbed, the only thing you can do is turn it into a story that makes you laugh!!!!
9:26 “Cutting diamonds” 14:20 “why didn’t you just gun the engine?” & 15:11 “they shaped him up.” This is where this podcast shines. Legendary moments. 🤣🤣🤣
Yup I wished some of my old friends snapped out of it. It fkn sucks and its a horrible feeling because the hood dont love you. Man rest in power Kings and Queens.
This my fave video. The group being open about their experiences is dope to see instead of hearing about all the other celebritites. Ish was wildn on Joe with the wordplay but Joe had me rolling because he was quick to catch it Haha
ALL jokes aside glad u ok, JOE.. Seriously in this day and age people get shot and killed even when they comply. I'm sure the crew is happy they are seeing you and you are ok...
this is classic joe. story telling, jokes and him playing it up just right to get the crew to throw jabs. this is art as far as im concerned. bravo joe
Imagine this conversation attempting to be had while Rory & Mal were still there... - Joe: So I got into a fight. Dude stole off on me. You ever get stole on and a song just start playing in your head to let you know you're still up.... - Mal: Having music play in your head during a fight is craaaaaaaaaazy. - Rory: Is that what's gonna happen when we fight? - Joe: Talkin about the fight, and the implications - Mal: *texting on his phone...* - Joe: So Rory, when you and Ak gonna fight? You got smoke for him right? - Rory: Why you gotta bring that up....
Every time Mel talk she remind you she from Canada. Shorty them chains and shit can be replaced, you life can’t, just gone give that shit up because you knew you wasn’t supposed to be there. 😂
At this point My Boy Joe Needs 24 hours security because it’s no reason why anyone should be in armed reach of Joe period, Yall playing this isn’t funny to me
“They shaped him up” 😂😂😂😂 that is a wild analogy for getting robbed in front of a barbershop
He a wild boy for that 😂😂😂😂😂
Yup
😂😂
I literally LOL...hahahha
Dis man roasted him the entire time 😂
Joe is an absolute nutcase. In the heat of a fight, he has a song pops into his mind when another guy tries to bash his head in. Joe is nuts 😂
Hes lying lol
@@brandonpenn9887nah I got robbed at gunpoint while drunk outside a restaurant, dude almost gave me a headshot because I was laughing the whole time thinking about random drunk shit he end up just pistol whipping me and took my car keys and threw it em in the alley
😂
Must be a "Virgo" thing lol "Eye of The Tiger"
As serious is the topic, the narrative is funny because if you have survived being robbed, the only thing you can do is turn it into a story that makes you laugh!!!!
Facts
Someone once went in my work truck in Jamaica, Queens and took a folder with $920 in it lmao no way to make that story funny
@@-Always_Right- someone just stole from you its different lol
This NEEDS to be animated 🤣
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
YES 🔥🤣
9:26 “Cutting diamonds” 14:20 “why didn’t you just gun the engine?” & 15:11 “they shaped him up.” This is where this podcast shines. Legendary moments. 🤣🤣🤣
"They shaped him up" was a perfect ending.🤣🤣🤣
Fam, I absolutely lost it when Joe started singing kung fu fighting. Omfg
Why is Joe's wanted level ⭐⭐⭐? He needs security😅😂
Yooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂 not 3 stars tho lmfao
Lmaoooooooo
Mel: “Couldn’t you have gunned the engine?!”
“This ain’t Smokey & the Bandit!” 😂
The song that plays in your head depends if you’re winning or losing the fight. 😂
😂😂😂😂
This is why I don't blame my brothers and sisters when they turn their back on the hood and never come back once they made it big smart
Yup I wished some of my old friends snapped out of it. It fkn sucks and its a horrible feeling because the hood dont love you. Man rest in power Kings and Queens.
This my fave video. The group being open about their experiences is dope to see instead of hearing about all the other celebritites. Ish was wildn on Joe with the wordplay but Joe had me rolling because he was quick to catch it Haha
Closing comment had me crying laughing holy shit
What did he say? lol
@@bigampple6662
"They shaped him up"
Double entendre, Joe couldn't let that one gon😂
And if you notice, he waited for the right second. Ish knew damn well what he was doing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@mapitizat he knew exactly what he was doing lmao!
“They shaped him up” and “cutting diamonds” is some cold lugs for yo homie 🤣🤣🤣🤣
what do either of those quotes mean tho? I dont get it lol im a 'sheltered' woman like Mel haha
ALL jokes aside glad u ok, JOE.. Seriously in this day and age people get shot and killed even when they comply. I'm sure the crew is happy they are seeing you and you are ok...
Yo, Ish was on one 😂😂
Mine is "Never scared." 😂 👊🤛🤜👊
Mines Is BIA BIA - LIL JOHN 😅 HULK MODE AFTER THAT
Both songs are great selections and very applicable to the situation💯… 😂😂😂!
Naw mine is crime mob! Knuck if you buck
@@GeronFletcher you probably black out too, huh? That's mine 😂
@@KobraDaWolf hell yeah that’s whole crime mob album forreal lol
Cuttin diamonds is wild lol
perfect way to end this clip 😂 this story never gets old. hope we get a JBP cartoon out of this 😂
mel is out of touch im not even from the hood and even i know you dont move when they got that thing aimed at you
The George Michael part had me creasing 😂
Watching Ish and Joe try to get off that couch like senior citizens had me crying! 😂🤣😭
this is classic joe. story telling, jokes and him playing it up just right to get the crew to throw jabs. this is art as far as im concerned. bravo joe
Cutting diamonds is hilarious
This was giving old jbp energy man. I haven't laughed this much at a clip in a minute
facts
🗣️ "They shaped him up"💇🏿♂️💈😂😂
Malisa ford swinging that foot is mesmerizing
You a freak
With the high black heel and ankles showing ❤❤❤
Stems , feet and legs 🤤
Yeah to a bunch of weirdos
Everybody was kung fu fighting 😂😂😂
Don’t snatch it I got you🤣🤣🤣
Imagine this conversation attempting to be had while Rory & Mal were still there...
- Joe: So I got into a fight. Dude stole off on me. You ever get stole on and a song just start playing in your head to let you know you're still up....
- Mal: Having music play in your head during a fight is craaaaaaaaaazy.
- Rory: Is that what's gonna happen when we fight?
- Joe: Talkin about the fight, and the implications
- Mal: *texting on his phone...*
- Joe: So Rory, when you and Ak gonna fight? You got smoke for him right?
- Rory: Why you gotta bring that up....
Bad take
So now what we get the version with the yes men
☝🏿 This is hate! 😂
@@nillyboomer345
Nah it’s just the version with people that are gonna try and participate
Joe had on jewelry on 145th at 1pm he's wildin 😂😂😂
1pm
@@AFN12315 good looking I'm about to edit now.
Yo.
"Get a Corona", sweatshirts with no hoodies and sweatpants with no pockets is hiLArious lmao
The way Joe hopped off that couch at the end was wild...
Bro said I’m cuttin diamonds 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That entire "gun the engine" + "shut yo white..." segment is off the chain.
6:44 "don't drop anymore of these" lmao
Every time Mel talk she remind you she from Canada. Shorty them chains and shit can be replaced, you life can’t, just gone give that shit up because you knew you wasn’t supposed to be there. 😂
real ones remember Ice going at Meek on Twitter and Meek putting out Ice getting robbed
Mel - "Wait Why Didn't You Just Gun The Engine? "Yo, Mel They Got Guns!" - Mel, "Yeah, But You Know" " - What?! 🤣
Joey said nah this new chain bruh. Not today 😂
The speed off from the robbery sounds perfect until you try it and then all you see is the robbers with the GTA animations when you get 'WASTED'.
That’s what makes this podcast number 1 to me. You get people feeling of being part of the room and laughing with you. Mad love from Africa
Damn Melyssa you really dont get it . I see
Joe ‘they shaped em up’ Budden
No man has a song that kicks in his head while he is fighting! I just wanna make that 100% clear😂
Cap
Joe's face after the "shaped him up" line made this clip😂 🎤 drop moment
“No don’t snatch it, I got you” hahhhaha
At this point My Boy Joe Needs 24 hours security because it’s no reason why anyone should be in armed reach of Joe period, Yall playing this isn’t funny to me
When is the Umar joint coming out on Tube ya'll🤔
He’s not lying 😂😂😂
Wild Out ! Is the song I hear 🤦🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️😂
I hear Ante Up 😂😂😂
The George Michael shit got me in tears
By far one of the best drops in a minute 😂😂
“He cut diamonds” 😂😂😂 savage
Whenever Joe gets up to get Ish is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣
Joe is funnier than 90% of comedians
They shaped him up is hilarious lmaoo
I have a dog that stay in knuck if you buck mode 😂😂she stay buck
I was listening to the audio the other day and was crying. Watching the video is even better 😭😭😭😭😭
CUTTIN DIAMONDS IS HILAAAAARIOUS😂
Robbers shoulda drawn clown emojis on his forehead before leaving 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know they tryna make light of the situation, but nah it aint funny
It is when you survive & you’re prospering in life. 😂
Sometimes what they laugh at is not funny but I guess I gotta be in the room w/ them nd feel the energy to experience it
It’s our go to defense mechanism, but shit is traumatizing
Real shit, “kung fu fighting” always came to my mind when I used to fight in my 20s.
Ish was cooking with the lines
Please label these with the episode number so I can double back on patreon
Wow never knew that happened with his On Top chain. Thought he just stopped rocking it
Is there a video of this? 😂😂😂
Mel 3:12 and ish 15:12 had me crying this entire video
That high pitched sound boy oh boy 😂😂😂
Stringless hoodies 😂😂😂
Why tf were you in MotherGaston !!! 🤣 You was asking for it at that point !!!
Cutting diamonds. 😂😂
Flip should have known from the Mike Tyson stories that nothing good happens on Mother Gaston Blvd "anytime" of the day if you not from the area.
Joe needs too stay home 😂😂😂
Ish was on point on this episode lmfao
driving off kinda make sense lol
This is old as hell
Dey shep hem uhp 😂
Flip kills me 😅
Yo Yo Yo, if Joe had gotten slept in 4k, damn, them Ninjas would be dubbing that ish to Amigos “Icetray”! 😂😂😂
This story make me think about the intro
My mom got her thumb blown off grabbing the gun pointed at her. Technically a save
Joe gets caught so much. Joe don't know how to move smh
Those cats were fast as lightning n ya know it was a little bit frightning, those cats had expert timin...Great song 🎵 😊
JBP, why did u guys put an apostrophe in the word shares🤔🤔🤔
He was cutting diamonds 😭😭😭😭😭😭
They had me crying 😂😂😂
My fight song is what you know about that by tip😂😂
No lie...I get songs in my head too when fighting
lit ep
Ante up remix 👊🏿😅
This was a funny ass episode
That other pod sent some goons! 😅😂😅
😅😅😅
Pokemon battle theme song comes on when sheeeiits about to go down
We have to keep Joe at home, lol
Lmao omg i couldn’t stop laughing
This was fucking comedy!
Eye of the tiger 🤜🤛
That used be Joe and Mal 😢
He got beat up alot