Bro has forever been a legend at story telling. I still remember when he told them hiding under the bed stories at the breakfast club like a decade ago 😂 top tier jokes material
@@knowEgoi mean he did, he's just not that great at making songs, picking beats etc. He can rap though. Edit: he's way too longwinded with all his answers and stories though, I think mostly he just hopes that people get lost in his stories and answers.
@@sportsbillyjrhe's mad new!! Cause ain't now way he said why couldn't he do it in his songs like 3 sides to a story and Ordinary Love just don't exist!!
AND THIS IS WHY JOE IS AT THE TOP OF THE PODCASTING WORLD.!! His transparency and storytelling ability is unmatched..He some how turns all of his L’s into Wins and we all laugh about it.. FUCKING BRAVO ..!!! Joe has done it again.💯💯
“Once upon a time, on a dark Saturday night… Ratchets and haters were out lurking, looking for a fight. I noticed from a distance, weird men recording my movements. They sent over a bottle, and In return I gave them a punch for their rudeness.” -Joe Budden
Joe is the true definition of a nigga who knows how to "act stupid"!! He acts like he is doing absolutely nothing wrong by acting like he doesn't know what's going on. But really he know dam well wtf going on 😂😂 most times if you see some weird shit you go the other way, but joe too stubborn...He probably even assumed they knew who he was. (If they were randoms). But most likely they didn't give a fuck who he was. they like if this mofo don't get out of our section and quit walking back n forth like he crazy!? 😂😂 idk js
Joe used to have a personal driver, but the fact that he doesn't have security is perplexing. In a previous episode, he mentioned, "When you see me, activate, just get to it." Given the energy he brings to the podcast, having security should be a standard.
Cause he’s a familiar face in all the strip clubs in NY/NJ, he’s a household guest that’s there all the time blessing the strippers with thousands of dollars a month, so they wouldn’t let anything happen to him, this is just a rare isolated incident that caught him off guard, and it won’t happen again, no need for security in the strip club or high end restaurants especially since they have their own and keep the people safe
"no need for security in the strip club." He literally just told a story about how it is necessary because guys are going to go at him just for clout AND eveyone's lucky they all got home that night. You make no sense at all. @@30atwill91
@@HatedjLmaooo facts. Like other males roll up on you, and you supposed to say "Ay, fellas im 39, its my birthday. I'll be 40 at 12:01am, can we just give this 10mins, so we can look past it." When it's time to get busy you better rock out.
I need the animated version, someone please? start with a close up of joes hands, pan out to him on a hospital bed looking crazy lol then cut to joe waking up trying to shower w/o getting his wraps wet, then cut to joe dressing with his hands all busted up, then cut to everyone looking at joes hands when he arrives at work, then cut to Melisa asking Joe for the details lmao
First it was Pena brother, now Joe getting Jumped. Just found myself think about the beanie Sigel track "I can feel it in the air" Joe needs to walk smart or get security.
Mel, dudes are always doing that to women and it feels like they are shutting you out, but yes Joe is right never ask who it is, especially in front of a camera or ops. It’s just a language you will have to learn over time if you are even that interested in doing so. But once you learn it you will always be able to figure out who it is. Also, here is one of their main tricks…. Always act like you know who it is even though you don’t, and one of them will always slip and tell you. They do it to each other all the time, because they be just as clueless as we be are they are just good at playing it off. 😂😂😂😂.
Hey Mr. Budden, I’m a writer, can I please use that “It was a dark Saturday night…” line? 😂👏🏾👏🏾💯😁👌🏾…and yes, thank God, praise Jesus….be careful out here🙏🏾✝️
Salute to Joe man, that's how you keep energy positive and G. at the same time. He knows who the Fools were and still didn't put em on blast. That's what's up.
Im old enough to know that when people are drinking, there are 20 different stories of the fight and none of them match. Just admit you we're tore up and don't really remember 😂😂😂
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Thinking about that tweet that says, "fighting Joe in a strip club is like fighting batman in his batcave" lol
hahahahahaha that's hilarious. So who sent the guy to fight him?
😂😂😂😂
Batman done got his ass whopped in the Cave so many times. All that shit is decoration. Ain't no security. Once you in it's just go time.
@@DraconusStarJoker, Owlman, Equinox, I wanna say Gorilla Grodd, the Injustice League, etc😂😂
@@DraconusStar😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 just about pissed myself on this one!
“It was a dark Saturday night” 😂😂😂 Joe kills me
Lamest man walking
7:30 oh Shit it's Me
Joe displays once again his legendary storytelling ability
Dude could make a killing voicing audio books.
@@Ginga on god 😂😂
Facts
Gay ass story
😭😭😂😂
“Bear hug time! BOW!! Warm embrace! Chris brown my favorite song!” That shit took me tf out😂😂😂😂
Nah was looking for this I'm still in the shadow realm 😭😭
BRUUH i read ur comment on the same time he was saying it xDD
Flips face of shock was priceless 😂
I think he was genuinely surprised!
I know that look in flip eyes that’s a real friend who upset they couldn’t be there to help they friend out in a situation 💯
Flip can’t even believe what he is hearing, Joe narrating about his fight like he is John Wick
💀😭🤣
Bro has forever been a legend at story telling. I still remember when he told them hiding under the bed stories at the breakfast club like a decade ago 😂 top tier jokes material
"one of the girls decided to be a genius and look under the bed. You ever fall asleep and forget where you was at?"
@@BryanKalloo nah i forgot about that story, that was sicko mode fr
One of my favorites was the story of Parks wedding
@@darnelldarden9429 damn I don't think I heard that one lol you know the episode?
Joe told the longest 30 second story ever
Mannn like damn, just get to the damn point
I guess his fans love it, they keep harping on how great a storyteller he is but why couldn’t he do it in his rhymes?
@@knowEgoi mean he did, he's just not that great at making songs, picking beats etc. He can rap though.
Edit: he's way too longwinded with all his answers and stories though, I think mostly he just hopes that people get lost in his stories and answers.
You new here? Literally every story he’s ever told has been the extra long version lol
@@sportsbillyjrhe's mad new!! Cause ain't now way he said why couldn't he do it in his songs like 3 sides to a story and Ordinary Love just don't exist!!
AND THIS IS WHY JOE IS AT THE TOP OF THE PODCASTING WORLD.!! His transparency and storytelling ability is unmatched..He some how turns all of his L’s into Wins and we all laugh about it.. FUCKING BRAVO ..!!! Joe has done it again.💯💯
Damn bro. You done? You need a napkin or a warm towel?
the glazing is crazy
gotta be a bot.
Top of the podcasting world? Bigger than Rogan? Call her Daddy???
He’s just a BSer!!
You can tell flip really loves joe, flip don’t like that shit just look at his face lol. You need friends like flip
His doing it for the cheque & securing his bag .. don't you laugh at your Boss's wack jokes at work?!?
Nah, I'm good.
@@TlouSebotjaif its a good day 😂😂😂 he got all my laughter with his corny ass
@@TlouSebotja he was friends and cool with Joe before he got on the podcast you may be right but he could actually care since they are friends
Facts
"OH WAIT IT'S ME"😂😂🤣 will go down in the history books
Brooo this nigga is funny 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Respect to Joe for talking about the entire incident, he is the modern day, hip-hop Howard Stern, nothing is off limits 🫡
Hip Hop Howard Stern! Now I get it.
“Once upon a time, on a dark Saturday night… Ratchets and haters were out lurking, looking for a fight. I noticed from a distance, weird men recording my movements. They sent over a bottle, and In return I gave them a punch for their rudeness.” -Joe Budden
I know one thing for certain Flip would have been right there throwing them hands with Joe....
100 Percent Flip wouldn’t of been round Stack n Chinx if he wasn’t like dat he was a wild boy
Storytelling is elite Joe Budden is a goat 🐐
Glad Joe is okay, but dawg…we’re all over 40, let’s roll with security or the crew 😂
That’s exactly why we shouldn’t have to roll with security or the crew.
Facts. Times have changed.
thats exactly why you SHOULD roll with the crew. Young dummies wanting to try you because you are older@@jjmuse75
@@jjmuse75Joe's mouth is too strong for him not to have security. He talks down to people
Joe is the true definition of a nigga who knows how to "act stupid"!! He acts like he is doing absolutely nothing wrong by acting like he doesn't know what's going on. But really he know dam well wtf going on 😂😂 most times if you see some weird shit you go the other way, but joe too stubborn...He probably even assumed they knew who he was. (If they were randoms). But most likely they didn't give a fuck who he was. they like if this mofo don't get out of our section and quit walking back n forth like he crazy!? 😂😂 idk js
LMAO look at flip's face the whole time 🤣
Yup, same here
9:15
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How
Joe used to have a personal driver, but the fact that he doesn't have security is perplexing. In a previous episode, he mentioned, "When you see me, activate, just get to it." Given the energy he brings to the podcast, having security should be a standard.
That shits od expensive. Sometimes they dont wanna pay and you wanna feel normal for a day
Cause he’s a familiar face in all the strip clubs in NY/NJ, he’s a household guest that’s there all the time blessing the strippers with thousands of dollars a month, so they wouldn’t let anything happen to him, this is just a rare isolated incident that caught him off guard, and it won’t happen again, no need for security in the strip club or high end restaurants especially since they have their own and keep the people safe
Joe's comfort level is on "eating pizza in a strip club"-Level.
"no need for security in the strip club."
He literally just told a story about how it is necessary because guys are going to go at him just for clout AND eveyone's lucky they all got home that night. You make no sense at all. @@30atwill91
Because he can monetize getting beat up... Duh
Being in your 40’s and still getting in fights is wild.
How? When is the cut off for fighting? Just curious....
As a man you always need to be prepared to fight, goofy
Hey it happens sometimes, these hands have no expiration date.
So I’m turning 40 and I’m supposed to be the bigger man when someone wants the fade?
@@HatedjLmaooo facts. Like other males roll up on you, and you supposed to say
"Ay, fellas im 39, its my birthday. I'll be 40 at 12:01am, can we just give this 10mins, so we can look past it."
When it's time to get busy you better rock out.
Story telling on point 😂😂😂😂😂
times like this i really wish this was still the Rory and Mal JBP. they would've been hilarious during this segment
Yea they were great color commentary guys.
😢
Mal was trash
@@Lamborghinikid23peak Mal was untouchable with the side commentary.
@@Lamborghinikid23 lmfaooooo okay bud
Love Mel with the braids ‼️😍
I believe they’re twists. Beautiful nevertheless
I need the animated version, someone please? start with a close up of joes hands, pan out to him on a hospital bed looking crazy lol then cut to joe waking up trying to shower w/o getting his wraps wet, then cut to joe dressing with his hands all busted up, then cut to everyone looking at joes hands when he arrives at work, then cut to Melisa asking Joe for the details lmao
so, you want a whole cartoon about… hands?
@@crnkmnky I was thinking something like Thing from The Adams Family but that might be too much. How soon before you can get it uploaded?
😂😂😂😂 My man said warm embrace!
First it was Pena brother, now Joe getting Jumped. Just found myself think about the beanie Sigel track "I can feel it in the air" Joe needs to walk smart or get security.
But I got my ALL TERRAIN UGGS ONN 😂😂
Lol I can tell flip just sitting there scheming on how they gonna get back lol
12:05 That's a brush that you clean your back with in the shower 🚿 that's not a hair brush.😂
This ninja said somebody’s getting… oh shit it’s me 🤣🤣🤣
I just someone to give Joe the bag to do an audio book because is his storytelling 😂
Ice shoe laces are pissing me off 😂😂😂
No points for sucker punching.
Flippin NJ sent his goons 😂
"It was a dark Saturday night"😂😂😂
I'm def Mel - "oh so you know who it was"🤣
Damn man, not a Joe Budden altercation 😂
Surprise surprise 😂
Too rich to be taking risks like this Joe
🏴☠Moral to the story. When the good lord taps you on the shoulder, pay attention... He will let the devil kick your ass to get it.🏴☠
I was literally in tears and the "and he not strong" part the struggle was REAL lolololollol
“I’ve got on my all terrain Ugz onnn….” 😂😂😂😂😂
That hair looks great on Mel!
"oh shit it's me" 😂😂😂
The tic tok generation just don't appreciate good story telling. They want it done in 5 seconds or less, or they start getting antsy and impatient.
Mel, dudes are always doing that to women and it feels like they are shutting you out, but yes Joe is right never ask who it is, especially in front of a camera or ops. It’s just a language you will have to learn over time if you are even that interested in doing so. But once you learn it you will always be able to figure out who it is.
Also, here is one of their main tricks…. Always act like you know who it is even though you don’t, and one of them will always slip and tell you. They do it to each other all the time, because they be just as clueless as we be are they are just good at playing it off. 😂😂😂😂.
Who was it though?
@@jp05598 You already know who it was. We _all_ know who it was. 😉
@@crnkmnky no you used anal bead, I don’t know who it was or I wouldn’t have asked lol. I’m not on this social media for the birds ass shit too much
There ain't no way this happened without a Prerequisite
Joe look like the ghetto Geico ad for WHY you need insurance.
Got up over the POOL of 1942 🤣
Warm embrace Chris Brown favorite song
Mel we dont do that 😂😂😂
Love Joe 😂 🙌
After watching Joe i grow more and more love for him. I see why women would do the most over him 😂😂😂
Same it’s just something about him 😮💨
Lmaooo that’s a stranger seek help !
He said ppl with no healthcare 😂😂😂
He was At the Crack House 🏡 Back Sliding Lol
Dude is simply legendary!
The story begins @ 4:50
Bro joe the realist when it comes to these damn stories mannn 😂😂😂😂
I’m glad Joe was safe
😂😂 Joe pulled full guard
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 with all terrain Uggs is crazy!
From the bottom 😂
Nicca turned in to Jon Jones lmao
Joe said he standing on bidness 😂😂😂
I remember hearing back in the day that Joe Budden was not to be fucked with on that hand to hand tip.
Mel's room read at 13:07. I like a woman who pays attention.
Like what ish said Maybe that was their go guy and joe still gave him the beats pause 😭 joe man joe still got it lol
elite story telling 🤣🤣🤣
QueenzFlip looked at Joe like nigga you got ya ass whooped.
Shit got real at 13:04.
Yes Yes Yes We Do
7:32 😂😂😂 Joe is hilarious
Hey Mr. Budden, I’m a writer, can I please use that “It was a dark Saturday night…” line? 😂👏🏾👏🏾💯😁👌🏾…and yes, thank God, praise Jesus….be careful out here🙏🏾✝️
Joe got his ass whooped but he is still in good spirits. That’s wonderful!
Because joe go with the flow frfr 😂😂
Yeah. Goons, will be dealt with
@@MrLLLisLivingexactly lol
Thats not an asswhooping fam he’s perfectly fine
You clearly haven't seen someone who truly got f'ed up...
I love this show.....
Joe Budden must be protected. fuck these haters man
Why is Queens Flip so quiet 🤔
Is there a vid?
Salute to Joe man, that's how you keep energy positive and G. at the same time. He knows who the Fools were and still didn't put em on blast. That's what's up.
Cesar and his peeps all emotional and shit, Joe still walking around by himself 💯
Rors must’ve been giving Joe that work😂😂
They should cartoon this story.
Joe is the "punch in the face dummy" poster boy for hip hop 😂😂😂
Joey had to throw on a Discus tee & Levi 560s! Lmao 🤙🏾🫡🙌🏾
Which club was this?
Lmao nigga joe made it sound like dude was winding up that punch like donkey kong.
Blouses - 1
Budden - 0
Strippers - $$$$$
Joe Budden and Hassan Campbell LOOK CRAZY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Flip is more concerned and so not impressed
This the coolest beat up nigga I ever seen in my
Life 😂😂😂😂
Got set up lol by the I knew that was you Joe 😂😂
All terrain baby
JOE FRAZIER 🥊😂
I thought he said “meek Mel.” Lol
you went Diamond club?
Not the Uggs saving the day.😂😂😂
So wtf was the fight about?
Getting socked in the face never been that funny
When Mel realized they ALL knew who dude was that did it and he already been taken care of gets me every time!!!
Y’all funny af with all these legendary storytelling comments 😂😂😂😂 I’m DR SEUSS was y’all favorite book growing up too smh
Burgundy 5’s
"They say I got two black eyes...Where dey at doe?"
T.I. Voice
Facts, hold on and don’t let go till somebody breaks it up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣‼️‼️
Im old enough to know that when people are drinking, there are 20 different stories of the fight and none of them match. Just admit you we're tore up and don't really remember 😂😂😂
This is sad ..🙏🏽
Who sent the crash dummy ima 32 yo father I left the street 7 years ago 😂😂
Sounds like a jersey fight Joe always be getting punched in the face fr fr 🤣