Side tangent for a sec, but Dan’s IRL kitchen is actually very stylish, very clean, I like it. Also the two of them were seeing the Chat gameplay from some sorta TV that was in the kitchen?! I have only seen a TV in a kitchen like twice, that’s ridiculously rare! TLDR; Dan has a very nice and fancy kitchen, well deserved for him.
i highly doubt dan has a full tv setup on his kitchen (this is dan so there is a posibility) so i guess he set up a monitor to actually see or the kitchen is open and they were looking at the tv on the living room or something
Were they actually using a tv setup?? :0 A streamer i used to watch did cooking streams and just used her laptop for streams, so i assumed Dan was doing the same thing here
I cant believe the "simple" ideas went from "kirby but im fast", to "kirby but me and jay must make a five course meal before chat can beat a level of kirby"
I love how it went from Jay needing to stop Dan from putting a fork into the microwave to them just chilling in the kitchen eating their undercooked pasta
what kinda magic is dan using??? the second he mentioned bluescreening my laptop CRASHED and bluescreened. he is far too powerful for our comprehension
I have an idea that might help you win one of these: “Can Chat beat an entire Kirby world before I can finish an entire load of laundry (washer, dryer, put away)?”
I like how Jay sounded genuinely alarmed when Failboat asked if he could microwave a fork. Like, he knew it would be something Failboat would actually do.
“I think we accomplished a lot today” What they accomplished: -pasta abuse -broccoli stew -get beat by chat not only in og but in their rub in your face lap -raw dog pot lids
I just wanna say Failboat I see the effort yu put in to edit out the wait time between you guys saying something and chat responding to make it feel more like chat is in the room with you, I appreciate the dedication to that one little detail
I feel like the Chat Challenges are just an excuse for Failboat and Jay to hang out in a Video doing normal Person stuff... Which I'm absolutely on board with lol
The chatty Dee that said “this is my first stream, what is happening” is gonna have trauma afterwards.
"The idea is simple!"
“We feed our father pasta until he explodes”
Read this comment as that chatty dee popped up
The idea is simple chat versus failboat!!
Timestamp?
Side tangent for a sec, but Dan’s IRL kitchen is actually very stylish, very clean, I like it.
Also the two of them were seeing the Chat gameplay from some sorta TV that was in the kitchen?! I have only seen a TV in a kitchen like twice, that’s ridiculously rare!
TLDR; Dan has a very nice and fancy kitchen, well deserved for him.
i highly doubt dan has a full tv setup on his kitchen (this is dan so there is a posibility) so i guess he set up a monitor to actually see or the kitchen is open and they were looking at the tv on the living room or something
@@wolferngames8024Very likely, I was imagining it’s a very small TV.
True
My brother has the same kitchen layout, and it's in an open space with the living room
Were they actually using a tv setup?? :0
A streamer i used to watch did cooking streams and just used her laptop for streams, so i assumed Dan was doing the same thing here
Bro went from a sailor, to table engineer, and now to a chef.
I'm bout to hire Daniel for everything I need done around the house.
*you are gonna need a sailor around the house?*
@@rockbennyworm5063some people have boat houses
@@rockbennyworm5063 some people have really big bathtubs
Call Daniel Kirby the way he’s got multiple abilities
One more like for 69 likes
12:50 "I need a Kirby to clobber that there Dedede."
This right here, this is a genius.
True
Five hour energy is all they need along with a Kirby
and the distant ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh in the background
LET THEM COOK
THEY NEED TO COOK
WE NEED TO COOK
LET IT BROWN
I was thinking that too
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS
I cant believe the "simple" ideas went from "kirby but im fast", to "kirby but me and jay must make a five course meal before chat can beat a level of kirby"
And the idea has still stayed simple (well maybe 2 other times, but we don’t talk about those)
"Can chat beat the first level of Kirby before Jay has an existential crisis and Fail goes through all 5 stages of grief"
@@ThatAsianPenguin the other 2 times it wasn't simple are like Evangelion's Impacts.
there has been at least one time where he said "the idea is not simple"
When the one time he said the idea is not simple was when chat was controlling the challenge for the first time
I love how it went from Jay needing to stop Dan from putting a fork into the microwave to them just chilling in the kitchen eating their undercooked pasta
First literal kirby gourmet race
Our contenders
A single hivemind willing to defeat their own creator
VS
Just two best friends
That actually an accurate kirby batle
@@Fabixgamingcommentaexplain
"Are you familiar with balls" -failboat 4:28
Chat had to dodge some pretty massive balls back then
Which were coming to them quite fast
The chatydee's balls were censored when they responded.
The ball is full of life holding together
That line can definitely be taken out of context.
what kinda magic is dan using??? the second he mentioned bluescreening my laptop CRASHED and bluescreened. he is far too powerful for our comprehension
;-;
absolutely wild
nah, your computer is WEAK to dan's attacks.
Lmao
Yeah my pc crashed when he mentioned that too
The ideal is simple every time chat says beam attack you commit tax fraud
The ideals are simple.
The ideals are simple
Listen officer, I can explain myself
Beam attack
The ideals are simple
1:57 “what food should I make?”
Also FailBoat before chat could even answer: *”Your Right”*-
I mean, they were about to say pasta anyway
You know us so well
“Pas-“ “youre right”
This new chef ability is sick
New? Nah its updated
Yeah! It's kinda more like a combination of chef and fire tho
Crystal shards got updated and added the chef ability, this is what happens when you mix fire and chef
Homies the chef
0:23 Dan and Jay look really good in the animation.
Father seems to be much happier around Uncle Jay than us, honestly. I wonder why that might be.
It can't be our fault or anything.
its not our fault....do we have a mother?....is jay our mother is that why father failboat likes him so much (i'm not shipping them)
@@airy214 heh. Shipping. Like a boat
@@brendanhall5581 failboat lol
They’re such a cute couple (joke)
They're such a cute couple (not joke)
0:53 bro did that classic sonic slide
Stylish!
hey wait
@@17YearOldGamerStatus effect!
Stylish!
*Stylish*
*Stylish*
*Stylish*
*Stylish !*
13:28 *LITERAL WAR DEATH*
Failboat & jay: *“hmm, yes. What a fine meal.”* 😎
I love how at the end it stops being a race and starts being "Dan and Jay eat lunch while chat plays Kirby in the background."
Name a more iconic abusive relationship then Failboat and chat
pft-
Everyone on the internet and their will to live.
Dougdoug and chat.
Pyrocyincal and his chat
@@blueblurfan6303 TRUEEEEEEEE
13:13 “This is my first stream what is happening?”
Words of a wise chatter…
I have an idea that might help you win one of these:
“Can Chat beat an entire Kirby world before I can finish an entire load of laundry (washer, dryer, put away)?”
I like how Jay sounded genuinely alarmed when Failboat asked if he could microwave a fork. Like, he knew it would be something Failboat would actually do.
“It has to boil.”
Mom says it has to boil
Mom said it's my turn to boil
YOU HAVE TO RINSE THEN BOIL
Hearing failboat say the word "Submissive" feels like learning about how your favorite childhood singer killed himself
Failboat Friday didn’t kill himself
That is a very extreme comparison.
Is this the first time muffinsnakes animated Jay?
I think so
It seems so!
did him very well too
No, first time was the ikea table video
@@davidherreragonzalez6145your thinking of dan.
also, yes, this is muffinsnakes first time.
Jay and Dan arguing while cooking like they’re a married couple preparing the turkey on Thanksgiving is infinitely funny
9:12
“‘scuse me dawg”
*politely moves succulent*
3:44 this convo gave me "I'm at Soup" vibes. Just, how far can a conversation devolve into madness
IM AT SOUP!
what do you mean you're at soup?
IM AT THE SOUP STORE!
why are you buying clothes at the soup store!?
F#$k YOU!
The idea is simple: "failboat do not burn your house down while cooking with jay"
That pasta hurts me.
YOU ATE IT WITH RAW ALFREDO SAUCE???!!!!
Thank god the ideas are simple again
Crisis averted
9:21 Bro’s just roasted Dan’s water-adding abilities this whole video.
Failboat: what’s a hot pad ?
*Failboat when taking a pizza out of the oven* : I hate this part
3:25
“Did you even think-“
“NO.”
Can’t say I’m surprised.
new meaning of gourmet race
Nice❤
“I think we accomplished a lot today”
What they accomplished:
-pasta abuse
-broccoli stew
-get beat by chat not only in og but in their rub in your face lap
-raw dog pot lids
12:14 they are causally eating while a battle is going on and lives are being lost
The animator for the intro is the true chef of the kitchen
4:28 I think they’re a little *too* familiar with balls
ya… don’t say…
This plus the Ikea bulding video, I'm having the impressions that you are trying to monatize your chores, Failboat
I mean, it's working.
12:58 I love how Failboat gets hiccups out of nowhere, and then Jay cures them in the span of 5 seconds.
7:33 they're like an old married couple
Bro never fails to COOK 🔥🔥
This actually was just 2 divorced dads looking after their sons together
Get the hell out of here
Fr
I hate that I have to be the 223rd like.
4:30 Please let chatty dee some clothes, my boy is shivering.
1:57 “Pa-You’re right” *Pulls out 4 boxes of pasta* “Pasta”
As a person who semi-regularly cooks things, you are hurting me psychically, Great Job!
1:18 oh my gosh, as soon as those notes kicked in, I suddenly had traumatic flashbacks of overcooked lol
Same that game was hell
0:28, I like that you added the family guy death pose XD
Nice detail in the amount of times you use that animation style!
1:58 the paseta is back!
I love how Dan is just messing around while Jay is actually cooking and has to tell Dan how to cook lol.
This is such an unhinged video. I love it so much. Congrats to us because chat very much had it and sorry for the devastation we dished out
That person to first reccomend the pasta thing must feel so powerful.
Well, it's pretty obvious Jay is the house cook
Fr.
Ground turkey meat with taco seasoning AND cheese?
I need this man in my kitchen *now*
At 2:52: Dan: who boils one cup of water? Flashback Jay: we need to boil one cup of water. Me: Neither of them realized and it's just plain beautiful
14:21
Bless you jay
3:16
“What does that even mean?”
“They suck.”
“Did you think about this before you-“
“ N O . ”
From what I can see, I assume Dan poured the noodles into the sink. No strainer, just S I N K
The only cooking show I’d ever consider watching.
Ayo let him cook?
Not that kind of cook walter
Wrong kind of cooking Walter....
Waltuh, not that kinda cooking Waltuh
Is that the guy from Fortnite, Walter White?!
@@Visible311 i'm going to feed you to my math teacher
I can just imagine the actual chef in chat just screaming at their screen in horror as jay and fail mess everything up
I was screaming mid cooking while watching this
I just wanna say Failboat I see the effort yu put in to edit out the wait time between you guys saying something and chat responding to make it feel more like chat is in the room with you, I appreciate the dedication to that one little detail
I love Jays and Failboats friendship. It’s honestly so fun to watch them just do a casual thing like cook food
0:23 “Failboat and Jay would never be animated cooking”
😐🥣
3:17. The PERRFECT SOUND EFFECT FOR THAT KIND OF STRUGGLE WITH THINGS STUCK IN A MEASURING CUP OR CONTAINER LOL
I guess I’ll be the *ploopy* guy now
13:51
13:02 omg it worked 😭😭
the idea is shrimple... is what I would've said if you cooked any shrimp
I think *genuinely* jay and fail are the best friendship duo on the platform I’m always so excited when they appear on each others channels
6:41 Can I microwave a fork
yellow face!
No
Oh my god
No
Dan
"This video was filmed minutes before fails house burned to the ground"
the idea is cooked
This guy was first
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i like how 3rd, 2nd, and 1st comments are all 1 letters together, they say "cYa"
Yippee I was the Y
i was the c, unfortunately renny here EDITED his comment so its no longer cya
14:10 bless you jaymoji
I feel like the Chat Challenges are just an excuse for Failboat and Jay to hang out in a Video doing normal Person stuff...
Which I'm absolutely on board with lol
4:59 "it worked for me back then and it worked for ne- me- me- me wha- uh- hibida hibida hibida hibida hibid-" -failboat
10:59 that sounds like a potato chip
Two grown men struggling to make a basic pasta meal while chat is breezing through a Kirby level.
5:12 “YOU RAW DOGG IT”💀
Bro I love how chat is hardcore fighting Dedede and Fail and Jay are just eating and Jay scares the hiccups out of Fail
I love simple ideas
7:28 *pasta loop flashback intensifies*
finally we are cooking dinner !
LETS COOK DINNER🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
the dinner is ready
dinner attack !!!
5:25 ...Thats Orange Juice?
Dog that looks like a glass of mustard. Yall 1st worlders are weird
Gas
I meant to say this before, but I think it’s the lighting that’s making it look yellow.
Why did you write this like an alien who's only prior knowledge of orange juice is "orange" and "liquid"
@@Bupboy BECAUSE ALL THE ORANGE JUICE I'VE SEEN IRL WERE ATLEAST SHADES OF ORANGE
Y’all are literally the luckiest friends ever to have eachother, so funny 😂
11:30 but there's still a few minut- SECOND ROUND
He isn’t cooking, he’s burning down the kitchen
13:13 *“This is my first stream what is happening-“*
13:28 *”I’VE BEEN HIT!*”“Somebody call his wife and kids!” “thank you..”
Original title: **Literally** Cooking
Paper Mario thousand year door, battle music 6:30
I cannot believe that Fail provided Cars 2 TVG OST to save our lives at the beginning.
It's called "Italy Race" for those curious
The editor has a very good taste of music!
The first time Dan has been chill about a loss. Actual character development.
13:45 they remind me of those two grumpy muppets
9:33 don't touch me, im sterile
0:47 this boutta be crazy
when i saw this video, i said to myself, "let's watch some BEAM ATTACK unfold in the Pasta"
Jaymoji and Dan argue you like a married couple. "That' MamaMoji to you Mario!"
I can't hear "The idea is simple" without thinking about peanut butter 😩
2:09 HEY! DON'T DISS RIGATONI!
Dan cooking for chat makes me think that maybe my inability to properly make scrambled eggs isn't such a bad thing
6:50 that scared me 😭
I can’t tell if Dan is just inept at cooking or playing it up for laughs, and I’m here for it.
9:26 got me actin way worse than jay😭😭😭