1:28 A spoonerism is an occurrence in speech in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched between two words in a phrase. These are named after the Oxford don and ordained minister William Archibald Spooner, who reputedly did this.
I sometimes do that! The most recent time I remember was when I said “she’s not just going to start pulling habbits out of her rat!” and then had to double take
9:29 "This smells like cyanide," Failboat's ill-mannered chat, mouth full of pasta, blurted out as they ate their last meal. "That would be the explosives," he responded as he pulled out a bag of cheddar and slid it across the table.
I’m very glad the intro bit tells chat that paying artists (AS YOU SHOULD) for a good quality product or animation can be expensive, more so even than furniture, especially for commercial use like this. So glad this artist was well paid and subtly tells chat that you are supposed to pay artists.
I remember joining right as Chat managed to get through the second plug, only to lose my internet before they finished the level. I had no idea what was going on but it was hilarious to see Failboat realize he was about to lose
The IKEA is simple: (Edit: I did not watch until the chat message yet I didn't mean to do a plagiarism dont sue me please for the love of god i am broke. Because we are a hivemind, that thus means that we are broke. I spent it all on pasta, you're welcome 😊)
Bro that was almost a poem To My back left lies, A second story window to which I'm- terrified, To open wide, For beyond it, shadows hide, Nocking softly, fear amplified.
"The Ikea is simple" Top 10 best Failboat quotes (I only noticed the stream right when you finished the table. I am filled with immeasurable depression lol)
In conclusion: Yes, you can build a Table BEFORE Twitch/RUclips Chat could beat an Level of Kirby. ...unless if they offer you more tables in sacrification of something valuable
6:51 Y'all if you look, you can see that Fail didn't reset the level, we where basically done and he got bambuzzled. Like i was smirking like a bastard when i noticed on the vod. still, i want to hit the guy who told Father that it was for the greater good with one or multiple of Fail's tables anyway BEAM ATTACK yes and thank you.
A Poem out of rage: At 2:36 a knock breaks the night's serene, Beside my bed, an unexpected scene. Heart racing, I dare to glance, But outside, there's only stillness, no chance.
Giving Chat control over a character is like condemning said character to become a will-less vessel with a gajillion voices in their head commanding them to do wildly different tasks. That is until Dan threatens the "Beam Attack", then they could dethrone God if they wanted.
I can’t believe my text got into the videooooo!!! I was the 3:07 where Father refused our loveeeeee. Anyways this video made me so happy!! Thank you Failboat!!
2:32 the first time i watched this video was at 1am. In my room. With headphones. Needles to say i was spooked. Damn you noteblock, And your editing…your sick editing.
2:35 I was wearing headphones when the last knock happened and it scared the crap out of me, i rewinded it three times before realizing Dan doesn't live in my walls.
“The IKEA is simple” whoever said that deserves a medal
A+
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A CHABLE TAT
the top commentor
Indeed
Not a single medal. They deserve a huge trophy cup filled with medals.
it was almost: the ikea is table so it could have been better
I never thought building a table could be so romantic
Yo you’re here
The Vern Nation!?
🟨🔷️🟨
Vernation Deliberation right here.
Hey its the guy who I first found after watching a sophist video the very funny
Chat's chaotic nature can only be matched by Dan's general incompetency
Yep…
He loses in like every competition he's in no matter who the opponent is
🤣
So true.
he really be putting the "fail" in "failboat"
1:28
A spoonerism is an occurrence in speech in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched between two words in a phrase. These are named after the Oxford don and ordained minister William Archibald Spooner, who reputedly did this.
Tanks for the weird af trivia 🤓
“Hya! I think that enemy got *the point*.”
spoonerism is such a good name for it tho
I often do that
I sometimes do that! The most recent time I remember was when I said “she’s not just going to start pulling habbits out of her rat!” and then had to double take
“The ikea is simple. We’re going to build a chable, tat!”
-Daniel Failboat, 2024
ruclips.net/user/liveftQz8Sg1SU0?si=cLeWg7asvQQMkIOE
Hold on my brain just had an aneurism
Oh sh** my presence has been noticed by the boat
-faniel dailboat 4202
9:29 "This smells like cyanide," Failboat's ill-mannered chat, mouth full of pasta, blurted out as they ate their last meal.
"That would be the explosives," he responded as he pulled out a bag of cheddar and slid it across the table.
🔥🔥🔥✍️
🔥🔥🔥✍️
The chedder was infact sharp
Lol that was my chat, and I still think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever said on any of his streams
@@rosemary3029I think that's the shrapnel from the explosives in your neck that you're talking about
The idea is simple:
Chat is playing the entire game when i assembled the Lego death star
Honestly a good idea
@@supercamborg4218I agree
I feel like that's not fair. Chat has such a head start
The sequel nobody asked for
he needs to do this
I love how chat only worked together when Beam Attack of all things was in danger
"were gonna build a chable tat!"
-failboat, 2024
(1:28)
“i just had an anyeirusm”
“Were gonna build a table chat”
"I haven't built one of these bad boys in a minute."
"Haha you guys can't even get yourselves over the first hill"
I love chable
"Meanwhile 🔪
I've already opened the box"
9:47 incredible timing, thanks for making me cackle like an idiot
So you-I WANT TO DIVORCE
0:23
As someone who just spent 90$ on art today... It's worth every penny
At least its better than a 50k animation
@@san_d9995 and it doesn't contain anyone being parasocial! Simply perfect with a side of pasta
What kinda art ?
@@thequeenvsslime1 Rainworld fan character-
@@NekoEchoflower OH MY GOD THIX IZ THE LAZT PLACE I EXPECTED RAIN WORLD HOLY ZHIT HOLY ZHIT HOLY ZJOY /VVVPOZ
2:38 greatest retort in history
'We're gonna build a chable, tat!'
I've never laughed so hard at someone switching up letters before XD
I'm impressed he caught it and corrected himself, he's funny that way xD
I’m very glad the intro bit tells chat that paying artists (AS YOU SHOULD) for a good quality product or animation can be expensive, more so even than furniture, especially for commercial use like this. So glad this artist was well paid and subtly tells chat that you are supposed to pay artists.
Chat is a hero. It risked the memes to get that date
I remember joining right as Chat managed to get through the second plug, only to lose my internet before they finished the level. I had no idea what was going on but it was hilarious to see Failboat realize he was about to lose
Bro did the BEAM ATTACH! im so glad that we won and got to go on a date with father.
Bro chat got failboat stuck on kirby like he builds a table while chat trys to become a working single organism
0:20 I think he hates making a table
**still on Earth**
Where is everyone?
:(
The table is simple
1:28 same energy as "pran of cingles"
I'm so glad we kept the beam attack it has become one of the best jokes over and over again (whoever said we could part with it is dead to me)
I mean, I bet they knew that they would win so that’s why they bet it
Hello, i am the weapon seller, may i interest you in anything ?
(That's a joke, please don't call the police)
Hi can I buy a rocket launcher
@@64KOs that'll be 300$/€/Whatever idk your currency
Thank you I’m going to find the one who sacrificed beam attack
You told me it was from amazon
Honestly not sure what furniture company is best.
The fact that I’m only the second reply (keep up the good work!)
Nice editing in the intro noteblock :D
Yea
The IKEA is simple:
(Edit: I did not watch until the chat message yet I didn't mean to do a plagiarism dont sue me please for the love of god i am broke.
Because we are a hivemind, that thus means that we are broke. I spent it all on pasta, you're welcome 😊)
Said no body ever
This is joke
Edit: ok the chat said it
Wait I hadn't even watched to the chat message! Oops 😂
not for Daniel
SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET IS FUNNY SIGMA OHIO OHIO SIGMA OHIO OHIO SIGMA OHIO OHIO SIGMA OHIO OHIO
hand us your money for stealing that joke
2:16
Finally, he has been caught for all the jaywalking he did.
2:36 the knock got me! note to the editor: I HATE YOU🤣
Agreed
Don't you mean a note to noteblock
To my back left lies a second story window. I have never been that terrified before.
Bro that was almost a poem
To My back left lies,
A second story window to which I'm- terrified,
To open wide,
For beyond it, shadows hide,
Nocking softly, fear amplified.
@@theredstonerecognizer9241tf is up with this thread 💀
5:56 "oh no :O table!"
"The Ikea is Simple"
my day is much better after this
3:42 Oh, wow that got me more than I expected. Especially with the "Oh-! Oh, it- *Here!* Oh, I s-📧".
That animation at the start was amazing! Muffinsnakes did an awesome job on it, and you did an amazing job on this video, Failboat!
I remember chat laughing at him for dying to a waddle Dee moving in a linear pattern, few months later here they are dying to one
3:53
Influence rubbing off on the hive mind
Perfect, a nice table to hold all of the pasta that Failboat's been getting buried in with the past videos
Don't you mean the pasta videos
@@autisticandproudsnephew3636 I am truly ashamed of myself with how long it took for me to get that joke-
Our beam attack is our life line. Beam attack gives us immense power. Long live beam attack
🙇♂️
Ngl one of the better dates I've been on. At least father covered the tab
1:47 chats just over here trying to inhale a star XD
When he was knocking on the table there was a knock at my door and for a moment I thought that dan was at my door
R U N
2:16 Well we know why he got arrested
The idea is simple! We break in
I think that was edited into the video.
The hivemind known as chat may be chaotic, but threaten their overused well over a year old bit and they will unite
9:18
I'm so happy my chat got in.
What's your damage 🤣
I may not be failboat but I give you permission to eat the table
9:30 is mine :)
Yo you where spamming father can we eat the table too?!
@@RubyUp-sb7mkcyanide candles are indeed lovely
"The Ikea is simple" Top 10 best Failboat quotes (I only noticed the stream right when you finished the table. I am filled with immeasurable depression lol)
10:49 best part of the video
I mean, I’m up for stealing Fail’s limbs
10:40
“anyway, you wanna make out”
- daniel failboat, father, 2024
6:40 Literally every math teacher
*every teacher
1:23 best joke of the vid
The IKEA is simply
The idea is shrimp.
You rule shrimp.
Go shrimp.
the idea is shrimple
Mankind is dead
Blood is fuel
Hell is full
Shrimps is bugs
🟨🔷️🟨🗡
@@curiouscreator8806 I’ve been waiting for someone to say that
In conclusion:
Yes, you can build a Table BEFORE Twitch/RUclips Chat could beat an Level of Kirby.
...unless if they offer you more tables in sacrification of something valuable
This is funni, especially the animation at the start.
Beam attack. I know the things dead, but NOT FOR ME.
1 : you could say it's FURNI
2 : BEAM ATTACK NEVER DIES
it's not dead. we saved it when it was threatened.
@@galladegamerletsplaysoh. I knew that!
@@gauthiervergison6332I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. :) Funni.
6:51 Y'all if you look, you can see that Fail didn't reset the level, we where basically done and he got bambuzzled. Like i was smirking like a bastard when i noticed on the vod.
still, i want to hit the guy who told Father that it was for the greater good with one or multiple of Fail's tables
anyway
BEAM ATTACK
yes and thank you.
I'm convinced that one person knew how close the end was and *knew* we would win. For Beam Attack!!
Beam attack is love, beam attack is life
Bro I died when he went “ you know what it is. So you wanna make out?” When the fire alarms on and fire and smoke is everywheres😂
Best quote of 2024 Failboat:
The IKEA is simple
Failboat then: Minecraft videos
Failboat now: Kirby videos but the chat is a character and he has a date with them
Dan has mastered the art of building a table.
Chat has mastered the ability to beat the first level of Kirby Star Allies.
“The IKEA Is Simple..” my lord that person is the next Einstein.
table*
Chat is the type of person that would never give up beam attack for a date.
3:19 I have listened to this game’s soundtrack so many times, of course I would recognise the main theme! Thank you for putting this in :)
A Poem out of rage:
At 2:36 a knock breaks the night's serene,
Beside my bed, an unexpected scene.
Heart racing, I dare to glance,
But outside, there's only stillness, no chance.
"Were gonna build a chable tat" is a sentence i never thought would get stuck in my head for so long
that waddle Dee has become more well known than purple shep
Bring back purple shep
Giving Chat control over a character is like condemning said character to become a will-less vessel with a gajillion voices in their head commanding them to do wildly different tasks.
That is until Dan threatens the "Beam Attack", then they could dethrone God if they wanted.
This is the first time we seen a person so animated
2:10 how did chat do that
edit: the Ikea is simple, failboat builds a chable to race against tat beating kirby
I might have said last year was chats arc but this year is truly the parasitic to symbiotic transition
My fire alarm literally went off when the fake fire alarm did 10:25
Yikes lol
9:53 had me chortlini
Chat will become as powerful as the sun when you threaten our beam attack.
0:51 that was impressive
Never gonna give you up. (The music)
@@supasunotchi3355but sung by chat
@@nathanielboynton4561 Yes, of course.
I can’t believe my text got into the videooooo!!! I was the 3:07 where Father refused our loveeeeee. Anyways this video made me so happy!! Thank you Failboat!!
“Who wants to help me steal fails limbs?-“
-some cool guy
2:42 you mean your… SAWDUST, HA!
As the proud owner of the “IKEA is simple” statement (the one in the video) I am very happy I am finally in a vid. ( like notably in a vid)
this man had dinner with 4000+ people
4:13 Fail… you’re our father, we call you that… you… you can’t be our father and our date Fail
Sweet home chatlabama
The Ikea is simple surely one of the most funniest Failboat quote out of context
I don't think I've ever seen Muffin Snakes draw humans
2:32 the first time i watched this video was at 1am. In my room. With headphones. Needles to say i was spooked.
Damn you noteblock, And your editing…your sick editing.
2:28 Bushwack18 would be proud of that metal pipe timing 🤣
I see you are a man of culture as well
Who?
@@kingstonlovely7404 you don’t know bushwack18?
@@kingstonlovely7404"that is a dog!" guy
@@Kiwi_Draws no?
can’t wait for fail to try and build a whole house before chat beats the entire game
Epic bounce 0:43
0:14 tf2 pan sound
i love building chable tat
2:21 im in the trees im in the breeze
10:42
For the first time ever I cheered for chat to win
The chat got their wishes, they are getting the furniture they wanted.
"I may have heard seven nos, but I heard one yes"
Truly the saying of the century
beam attack is chats true love
0:15 Failboat would never be animated in his videos 🥣
IKR HIS CHARACTER IS ADORABLE
When beam attack was on the line, chat locked in
"Who wants to help me steal failboat's limbs?"
The quote of a life time
BREAKING NEWS: man has reached peak insanity and tries building a ikea table before maybe 4000 people beat the first level of kirby
New challenge:
Chat beats an entire Kirby world before fail can build an ikea kitchen set
1:18 bro had me rolling like sonic with these😂
0:25 "i've spent more money on a animation more than this table"
I get a funny reminder of a certain beat boxer when he said this
3:04 my favorite part
I honestly love that the idea is always actually so simple and also always evolves into absolute chaos
CHAT DEMANDS PATIO FURNITURE....
THE REQUEST MUST BE FULFILLED
Muffin snakes made the animation for anyone wondering
0:52 RUclips thumbnail lol
I watched half of the video without the tone and I could just hear Daniel's voice in my head, I am rewatching it.
6:01 don't you mean digital clock
5:55
This is a phenomenal edit
10:00 Chat being naughty
2:35
I was wearing headphones when the last knock happened and it scared the crap out of me, i rewinded it three times before realizing Dan doesn't live in my walls.
0:50 YOOO
also look doug pepper
What the child of a hammer, a pan, and a metal pipe would sound like: 0:14