Well, on July 2020, there will be 20 years of this glorious event when Techno Viking himself taught us how to dance Techno. I propose all the lovers of techno music to travel on that date, to that epecific place and remember this wonderful moment! Moment that is a land mark in Techno music and in human history. Long live to Techno Viking💪
All I know is that this guy is my spirit animal. I laugh so hard it hurts everywhere so thank you techno Viking, you have literally saved my life over and over again.
At the very beginning of the video he's like, "go find me a female," the other guy is like " yes sir" and then he points like "don't come back without one!"
Except, what had happened was that he saw that drunk idiot grabbing onto that girl, so Techno Viking grabbed him, showing him the way out and making sure he doesn't back around.
TheScientist103-Documentales,ciencia 103 Don’t worry we can invade and that time we will remove all European of world maps I know the peoples who eat pork meat and drink alcohol are very coward so
Shah Aazan sure buddy, they just enslaved and raped them. The Barbary pirates enslaved almost 2 million Europeans in a span of 300 years, they kidnapped men, women and children from the coast of Italy all the way to Ireland, the Turks, Moors and Libyans had a thriving white slave trade on the North African coast.
+munad chili civilisation as we know it today started in Arab states such as Iraq and Syria show some respect you should be ashamed for bombing history for oil and money you don't even get not proud you tool.
Assassin's Creed Valhala new trailer is amazing dude.
LOL
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Love it!!
Dude you are kill me 😂😂
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That guy is alpha as fuck. Id follow him to hell and back
thats my dad
Stephenson
Кенесары - Хан Technoviking living in NDS Hannover Germany He Is 100% this Link
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you ride your motorbike, alpha wannabe, while the betas are riding your wife.
NUCK CHORRIS I don't think a proper man likes sitting on a big piece of machinery that vibrates between their legs.
Meilleur version 👍👍👍
Well, on July 2020, there will be 20 years of this glorious event when Techno Viking himself taught us how to dance Techno. I propose all the lovers of techno music to travel on that date, to that epecific place and remember this wonderful moment! Moment that is a land mark in Techno music and in human history.
Long live to Techno Viking💪
July has 31 days dude which one is tecno viking day.
Is he still dancing? Have we news of him?
@@bastogne315 the whole month💪💪💪
👏👏👏👏🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Song name
man the new season of vikings looks great
lmfao
That is very funny-love it!
They really stepped their game up.
m
0042 hahaaaaaa
nobody else is dancing, technoviking don't give a shit.
everyone is kind of dancing tho
Thank you for water your family may live
That's awesome man! Am laughing so hard at this comment!!!
Hahaha makabro
The guy giving him the water is now his husband. No joke. Those 2 are married these days.
lmfao
Some say the man sent away at the beginning by the techno Viking, is still walking the direction he sent him
He hit a wall last month and has been marching in the same spot....
That was used on the original video. Thief
Clorox Bleach Genius comment holy shit in legit tears right now
Actually he’s now in the back of the truck
It's as if a Norse Viking stumbled upon a portal into our time and was introduced to Techno
Steampunk Gunny and Molly
Fortnite plot lol
he rifted into my heart
that's funny as hell
Ola
technoviking doesnt do drugs. drugs do him
that just sounds wrong on so many levels
Drugs are made from his blood.
@@ThunderFlameAttack how many levels exactly?
@@bullshtman447 69, to be in redibly precise
@@jacobbegley5026 ...i see what you did there 😉
That’s me when the preworkout hits
That's how I walk to the fridge for a beer! lol
Lmao
Aaron Bjornsson must take you awhile to get there lmao
Aaron Bjornsson Nice XD lmao
😂🍻
After a few beers*
that is me when I'm walking home on a friday
That`s you walking home on friday: /watch?v=_1U0ZHvtLlk
+Mordinoid Made my day :D
The voice in the song is my gf just before I may have sex and when she say "The gates are open" my worm has 5 seconds to spit in the pit.
wesley ooms wtf
Jajajjajaja ^^
This guy could take on an entire planet
Nothing a hood old fashion wooden bat wouldn’t end!
Finish him.
Brutality.
Techno Viking wins.
Flawless Victory.
Larn Regis Techno viking should be added to the MK roster , I could do with him in my Jason voorhees team
Steve Adams It would be too hard for the machine to win against it
Fucking TOASTY!!!!!
I hear that he's invincible. Hes been wandering earth for thousands of years spreading the truth.
The truth is techno
Gold comment :D
You heathens!!! It's an ancient Viking war dance called Technas!!! Lol
BALDUR
The truth is out there
Waterboy at 0:31 ...now thats service
yeah Dietre from Sprockets....(Mike Myers)
ahahahahaha)) :D ROFL ^)
MDMA WATER
MDMA
Perfect
I love how quickly the guy in the beginning changes his tune... even throwing in a few subtle nods in agreement with his banishment.
All I know is that this guy is my spirit animal. I laugh so hard it hurts everywhere so thank you techno Viking, you have literally saved my life over and over again.
Ragnar Lothbrok would be proud!
Francisco Arellano yeah until he found out the techno Viking sued the guy filming.
100% Viking
this guy is the white Terry Crews.
Pedro Paulo so fkn true😂
terry crews is the black techno viking
Whatever, I like both
Old Spice Guy
Lol
You shall only hand Techo Viking his water upside down
So that's what they mean by "Hitler's secret weapon"...
@RealityCheck6T8 still some pretty Aryan features
The most handsome man in the world. God creates such beauty 😘😘😘
Im a staight male and I agree
the way his chest bounces to the dance is wonderful
Never gets old !!!!!!!!💪👌💪👌✊✊
0:44 is probably the most legend moment on this platform, definitely hall of fame
i watched this like 100 times as a kid and just realized i live exactly where the video takes place
Berlin mitte
ez aufhoren zu lügen
Meine fresse
Turkey?
North korea?
At the very beginning of the video he's like, "go find me a female," the other guy is like " yes sir" and then he points like "don't come back without one!"
bollocks - he told him to stop forking about cos just before that he pushed into a woman
Unfortunately techno viking is gay
Except, what had happened was that he saw that drunk idiot grabbing onto that girl, so Techno Viking grabbed him, showing him the way out and making sure he doesn't back around.
It's been 17 years and he's still most likely to be walking in the direction Techno Viking pointed in.
lololol stupid
The Only Human in The World (After Bruce Lee) who can Mess with Chuck Norris.
TheScientist103-Documentales,ciencia 103 Don’t worry we can invade and that time we will remove all European of world maps I know the peoples who eat pork meat and drink alcohol are very coward so
Shah Aazan sure buddy, they just enslaved and raped them. The Barbary pirates enslaved almost 2 million Europeans in a span of 300 years, they kidnapped men, women and children from the coast of Italy all the way to Ireland, the Turks, Moors and Libyans had a thriving white slave trade on the North African coast.
Shah Aazan en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbary_pirates
@@lovepeaceunitylovepeaceuni931 lmao using Hitler as an example when he did you muslims a favour lmao shows how low you guys are
+munad chili civilisation as we know it today started in Arab states such as Iraq and Syria show some respect you should be ashamed for bombing history for oil and money you don't even get not proud you tool.
Olaf goes party
0:30 the bottle man = Spud in trainspotting
This man is my spirit animal
legend has it technoviking will return in our hour of greatest need and help us retake europe
2019 still watching lol.Watched this 5000 times
I have so many questions
Oi
Ask away
ska
Your question bounces right off his immortal body.
Amazing, never thought I'd see the directors cut of this
0:32 Minion, I thirst.
goddamn the dance is so awesome! I feel so cool when I see him walking down breaking the dance...
That was nice of his girlfriend to get him a bottle of water. Every man needs a woman like that.
Amazing man
The Techno Viking is always in a state of trance... Go hard or go home
The water bottle at 00:31 is actually an LSD bottle.
Escape from Skyrim
Praise talos! True nords shall rule once again with the techno shout from Viking dovahkiin
What the hell was in the water he drank ??!!!
Blood drops of his enemies.
Germania Unleashed You may actually be right...
+Germania Unleashed are you sure about that
mdma
Tarzan are you sure about that?!?
That guy with the water bottle now has Techno Viking DNA
All hail the Techno Viking! Bow down and praise him.
Brother... I do not wish to rape and pillage... I want to...DANCE
types g
100th like ;D
LOVE THIS GUY😂😂😂
I could watch this over and over.....and I do
Damn dude, got pinned 5 years after this was uploaded. Thats gotta be close to a record.
the 6th gate - d-devils
or 666 - 6th Gate (Dance With The Devil)
A
Cant beat Azteka de plata though
Are you sure he's a viking, not a norse god?
German boy
Deutschland Berlin 🇩🇪🇩🇪
he looks free..... respect
Possibly the greatest RUclips video of all time
Man thats some hard shit hes on
Yeah man probably cheese
I'd say he is completely sober just look at his eyes
Jean-Marie Bigard you should probably look up the definition of a "joke" on Google. I think it will help you a lot.
Илья Дитковский you should probably too cause that shit wasn't close to being funny
Jean-Marie Bigard but he wasn't serious about the whole high/drunk thing. Or are you "clever" enough to think he was being serious?
This guy is on another level!
when techno kicks in... techno viking unfolds its power...
The title is right. That's the best version.
He escaped from ragnarok to party in earth while Thor is battling to save his home world!
This dance made it to Fortnite
Kreyzi yo, I saw intensify and knew it was original techno Viking! Bought it right away. Fits great with the Magnus skin! Good catch!
Oof
They changed the song
Fuck yeahhhhh
@@ultrahumantrash2488 yeah man I knew instantly
I walk to work like this with my co-workers behind me
All hail techno viking!! He asks not for fame or glory, but for justice and unison!!! May we all strive to do the same (Knells before altar)
The techno viking is not a person, it is a spiritual essence in us all, unleash the viking
This is me after I’ve just came out of the bathroom from a 2 hour deuce...
1:29 😂😂👌🏼
Technoviking return to us, the world needs your power more than ever
My dad just sent me this out of nowhere. I was doing math homework, but now I'm here.
mute this,and see this video listening barbie girl-aqua
oh my goodness you made my weekend with this!!!!! LOL
jaja!
Thats the weirdest shiit ever!!! but i luv it! its damn funny ;D
"I'm a fcking viking, in a Vicking World... "
jajajaa!
He attacks
He protects
He drinks
Most important... HE DANCES
Tal cual Mathieu..... Saludos. Carlos. Buenos Aires. Argentina. 😁😁😁
Lame
Wow that was terrible - i see you' re not a man of culture as well
Ein Deutscher.....so wie sie sen Müssen....!!! Hammer !!
oh i love this track,great tune.
D-devil
Omg...whatever was in that bottle...I want some...
white slave owner
You’re a fucking Nazi shit
@@ericmoore1493 shut up jew
Lol😂😂😂
@@lavendergivata1220 oof
the gates are open!
COOL!!! 💪🏻 😃
Je confirme c'est "The Best" version ! 💀😎🔥
Yeah yeah, our German TechnoVikings
Amazing beautifal Strong music beautiful
Ragnar Lodbrok murderd the dance floor 🙌
Christmas 2021 at 3.33 a.m I'm here watching this master piece of history!!!
varg's looking good
Fortnite = Intensity
Real Life = Techno Viking
YEEEEEEAH BOIIIIIIIII
Techno Viking doesn’t do push ups
He does Earth downs.
2019 ça fait toujours plaisir !!!
Bjorn ironside really changed this season
2019?????
"To live is to fight, to fight is to live!"..Techno Viking 2023
Proud and forever happy to be living in Berlin ❤️
in an interview he said he been on some crazy ass speed for a couple days before this....Hail Odin the All Father
He's one of those poor fallen angels.
Bunny Olesen How astute of you. :D
Dianne Bowden
U are sooo right
I'm married to one
Beautiful men
Nice music 🎶
der ist nur geil.....ich Schaue mir das immer mal an...
this human is hard drugs hahaha
Covenant-37 no bro, he's on hardcore life.
DRUGS DO HIM AHABA
Traktor this music works with drugd and its amazing
best quality video ..... unfortunately audio was switched with something extra shitty
Are u and everybody thts like your comment CRAZY!!!!
Great music 😀
That is near to russian hardbass, thats maybe why i love techno 🤷♂️
Nice THOR pendant.
Chris Conteh hence the name techno Viking
2019 like
Un hombre de los pocos que quedan!!!!
You know you've hit a new level when someone hands you water like that
OMG I love him
Ana Thema and your an idiot
mike vernig why?