MTG Top 10 - Another Ten People You Don't Want to See at FNM
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- Опубликовано: 3 авг 2024
- It's the sequel to my first video about the top 10 people you don't want to see at FNM. If you haven't seen the first one, watch it at:
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#3 - then everyone clapped
It's funny because I just recently got involved in Magic after about a 10-year hiatus and when deciding what deck to build, I noticed a lot of zombie cards in the latest expansions, so I decided to build a zombie deck. Well, turns out it's the #2 biggest standard meta deck at the moment. Damn, guess I'm a net decker now.
im still playing with my standard zombies tribe 🤘
And then Crimson Vow Zombies precon was unleashed (2021)
can you do a top ten great people to run into at fnm?
I guess it's kind of off topic but does anybody know of a good website to watch new movies online?
@Emilio Kasen Try flixzone. You can find it by googling :)
We've got a smelly dude but he's the nicest person you've ever met and he is an amazing player
They usually are. Just tell them kindly to take a shower before they come, put on fresh clothes instead of talking behind their backs. Like, how are you expecting any change if you don't adress it? And blaming them for spreading diseases, then going on about health care etc... You know, logical conclusions.
"I'm too cool to have fun" people? you mean every blue player ever?
When did Ross from Friends start playing Magic?
+Michael Hamilton I cannot unhear that now!
Subbing. New MTG Player here.
A mental picture of individual people at my lgs pop into my head whenever you talk about a subtype. Is that bad?
#3 You just lost because you didn't _believe on the heart of the cards_! /jk
CaitSeith stop
Hhaha, I always close my eyes and say "Heart of the Cards" Whenever I'm losing. I usually still lose lol.
Yeah yugi wins because he's a CHEATER!!! Lol
I was interested in your brewing procedure and wondered if you have any videos detailing it. I'm a semi netdecker (I say that because I never chose the most powerful deck yet I really don't build anything from scratch) and want to learn how to effectively build decks for constructed formats. I also want to play blue red aggro forever because Izzet is my thing and want to know how to force it in every block yet still have at least a chance at winning.
You are by far my favorite mtg RUclips.
+omar aguitre I hope you're not Steve Harvey and you're gonna be like "oh crap, I mean the card said Channel Fireball"
At my old LGS, people told me a really cool way that a lot of people do the split the packs thing:
When the record is the same and you're bound to get the same record, not necessarily the victory record, ask the split the packs and just play a casual game. Whoever wins gets the record, but you both get equal packs. You're still playing the game and having fun, but you both still get some packs. It's been a while since I've been to an LGS, and I'm not in the same state, so I'll probably never do it, but I just thought this was a nice way of doing it.
Frankly, I don't understand what all this bad publicity about netdecking is. I am a returning player since 1 month, having sold all his MTG collection. Didn't play Magic since 2004 and have absolutely no idea about how the game plays nowadays.
So, as I just wanted to get back as quickly and economically as possible, I looked up for some budget decks on the Net, of which I liked the way they played, and bought them. And the first person who would tell me it's wrong, well... It's her opinion, and I've got mine. In time, when I have got enough of a collection, I will build my own decks. But at this moment, the situation perfectly satisfies me :)
Alexandre Stoyanov The term net decker generally refers to the guys that go on MTG goldfish to check the top standing decks from a tournament and pay big bucks to build them all the while thinking they're hot shit at FNM. So long story short you're good since it's only budget brews.
Alexandre Stoyanov Net decking is a mind set of have to win have to play the top deck to win...
I sometimes find a budget "Net Deck" and completely change it.
Alexandre Stoyanov I also play net decks when new sets come out because of the lack of cards. I agrer that It's a good starting point until you can build you're own.
I just built desolatormagic's kid-ramper deck for fnm and so far in testing against my friends decks it has wrecked them hard xD. I've been playing and building decks since 1993-4, so I can build my own, but when I see a fun, but not crazy expensive deck online I will build it. MTG❤❤❤
Alexandre Stoyanov by netdeck he means top tier decks from tournaments.
At the lgs I go to, our FNM is a booster draft and we do standard tourneys on Saturdays. About 12-15 people show up every friday for the drafts, but not nearly as many show up for the standard tournaments. Does anybody have any suggestions on how to get more people to show up so the tournaments are more lively?
i discovered your channel today, i love it !
@ 9:53, LMFAO. what you said was funny, but How you said it that killed me
do you think you can top 8 a modern gp without a net deck?
+desolatormagic is there any way i could email you a copy of a new deck i built to get your advice on it?
The other variation on number 5 is the staff member who participates in FNM and cannot be disturbed while he plays and expects everyone else to sit around waiting for his match to finish. Happened to me where I was playing standard and he put himself into a draft so round 2 went over by 30 minutes because of his game......
Oh man! Here's a fucking classic one:
Dude on his phone
"Don't worry I'm not being rude I'm just arranging a trade!"
oh and do you have any ideas for my standard deck?
: 2x asylum visitor
4x heir of falkenrath
3x stromkrik condemned
4x Olivia's bloodsworn
3x drana, liberator of malakir
3x Olivia, mobelized for war
3x excuisite firecraft
4x falkenrathgorger
2x titan's strenght
2x Lightning axe
3x collective brutallity
4x fiery temper
8 swamp
9 Mountains
4x forboding ruins
2x geier reach sanitarium
I am currently considering cutting one Mountain or one geier reach for one asylum visitor becouse I lost a few games only pulling land when I needed a creature or a burnspell Please respond ^^
FUCK YES #6! #6 SMACKDOWN!! #2 - When you go home SMELLING LIKE THE SMELL Y GUY BECAUSE YOU SAT ACROSS THE TABLE FROM HIM!!! I'm starting to think "STANK" is a playing strategy.
One of the best mtg youtubers. Love it man, keep up the good work!
After getting into mtg and then your channel wouldn't it be awesome if you made a series or just an episode where you review your viewers deck, tell em whats good what they could change. Would be a good way to teach people about deckbuilding
Hey @DesolatorMagic, you mentioned using maths and stuff to make decks in number 4, I was wondering how you do that? Kinda new and want to know how to get started with making cool deck ideas viable!
+Dylan Hanrahan I made a video about it :D
ruclips.net/video/Bf6MYyOojBw/видео.html
Cheers! Great video, really helps give a place to start!
If I put a coat of arms in a tribal deck, say, zombies, and I just use what cards I have, is it still a bad deck?
i'm thankful for you sharing opinion about "the smelly ones" now I'm avare of how am i seen from the perspective of person I'm playing with. After that i started caring about my looks before going to the FNM. Never noticed it was a problem because... no ones mentioned it
My gosh, this is the best... I would go play mtg in those post apocalyptic machete fights
Can we see some of your decks?
I like and agree with almost all of these points, except for your #0. I think that if the top finishers decide that they want to split the winnings then they should be able to do that. Its not like someone else who didn't finish on top was going to get them if they played it out. The same people would win packs from the same prize pool. The only difference would be how many packs those players got after agreeing to split them evenly.
I don't think I ever would have guessed that people had a problem with it. Usually it's somebody that you're friendly with and you've accomplished what you came to do so you and your friend both get to walk out early and leave winners. Doesn't affect anybody else. More often we'll split then play a game for the W but sometimes peeps just want to get home early.
Matthew Lucera yeah I agree with you on this, I personally see no problem with splitting prize packs and I think that no.0 is a personal gripe
Number 0 is basically "people who are better than me", the foundation of this list.
I played against a girl at FNM Commander who had only played one game before and didn't have her own deck. Her friend gave her his Oswald Fiddlebender deck and she had no idea what cards she was supposed to search for to assemble any combo so every time her turn came around, the game ground to a halt while she fingered through every artifact in the deck. She moved so slow as well while playing lands, tapping, reading cards. We got one game in 3 hours.
I had a few people at my lgs for number 1 that were banned from the store for being to spikey. This was for EDH and they do have some pretty sweet pizes and it made sense to be spikey, but in one match i played in his pod 3 times in a 4 game match
Great video. One comment about your #0: this isn't really about the players, but it's the host of the event. They can't split the 1st and 2nd prizes if the event host doesn't award them because a legal winner has not been determined. So, yeah, it's obnoxious behavior to refuse to finish the tournament, but it's enabled by the guy in charge.
#2: how about those coming straight to fnm from work when they work in fields such as emergency medicine, fire, or Construction?
Understandable but please put on some deodorant or cologne before walking in. Keep it in your car
If this makes you feel any better, during dragons of tarkir standard, I came in first in fnm and I used a 2 color deck and the majority of people used 3 color dragon decks (always have blue in as well.)
His explanation of number 4 sums me up pretty well. The only difference being that I don't tell people they have terrible decks.
right on, creativity ftw
Regarding #7: I just started teaching my stepsons (7 and 9) how to play Magic, and they're getting it amazingly quickly, as they usually do with games.
hey desolator, here's a suggestion for a list: the guy who always wins and flips a table the one time they loose
#5 We once had someone go 1-4 and still get second place. There was a 4-1 and a 4-2 who got second and third place respectively. We were salty that night.
I went third on a Standart FNM with a self-built propably tier 3 "Mardu Ally Deck" bevore the SoI release and destroyed "Abzan Aggro" easily with Infinite Obliteration (exiled Anafenza on Turn 3 with I.O and then Crackling doomed each siege rhino he played, if I didn't get one of my other two I.O. for Turn 4) ... An underrated black sorcery from Origins, if you ask me. ;)
I went to standard the other week and there were only 6 of us so we had a friendly 3 round tournament, 4 of the other players were playing the GW token deck that topped the pro tour. I have a bad match up against that deck, I'm a new-ish player so I suck at making a sideboard, I had no fun that night
At my store it is common that in the final round the players agree to draw and then play out who gets the first pick of the draft rares, and I think that is ok.
Love this channel
You are quickly becoming my favorite MTG RUclips channel. Keep up the good work. I hope I don't have to get a Patreon just to view content like certain/almost every other MTG channel.
This is not a complaint nor am I offended because Im not a douche or bitch. I have something to say about #0, I am one of those people that play the tier two fringe decks, I love playing the off key decks. One of the times I was X-0 in an WNM (modern) I was so happy to be up for #1 in the finals. I went up to my opponent who also was the same way and we both decided to split and then played anyway to see who would win because us being in the top 5 was magical and we didn't want to be pushed out due to tie breakers. Splitting isn't something I generally like but in a fun setting I believe its ok because he benefited and I benefited and yet still was able to see how we could improve our decks and play styles. Other than that your opinion is not offensive and I respect your ideas and agree with everything you are saying .
when i went to FNM i was always just happy to play even if the only win i got was just due to the draw like the person i was suppose to play just did not show up.
from what you have said i fit into the 0 category. i understand your perspective but i normally split at the end when i make it that far because i honestly am afraid i am going to loose and am very happy to be insured 8 packs instead of a 50% chance of getting 10 or 6 packs, i have done this several times at my store and have been able to continue it because the people at the top have said no to me about 3 or 4 times and i got really lucky and won all 4 times so now they agree just about every time. this is a strategy game and if my strategy is to eliminate the risk and get a high amount of packs i see no problem with it.
+Connor Mraz i guess i dont fit into the catagory because i don't net deck, i build my own decks that due fairly well. I start with my own ideah compare it to the netdeck and then change a few cards that i discover in the netdeck that would make my deck better but my lists are always at least 8 cards different from a netdeck. my deck right now is very similar to jeskia black but i dont play any black and made the deck more agressive iwth monestaryswift spears abbot of carol keep and jeskai charm.
I beat two different Tron decks back to back with my Samurai deck once. They were both salty cause Emmy wasn't the Auto win they expected.
Lost to burn and affinity though lol.
This list is just as good as the first one. Numbers 5, 4 & 3 I fell victim to at my ex LGS. Hint why I found a new one. lol And number 1 is all of me. I love to do that. How many have you think you have encountered at your shop? Or in general? What was the funniest situation you've broken to make crack up?
In the case of my local lgs, I think your #0 isn't a bad thing. We do a lot of midnight events, so by the time it gets to the final round, it is about 4 or 5 in the morning, so the top 4 or top 2 just decide to split because we all want to go home and get some sleep.
Right! I've seen games end at like 1 AM and the top two player don't finish bc ya know jobs and life and SLEEP. I'm kinda new to MTG (I've only been to 5 fnms) and have never made top 7... ever. And I'd love the chance too. So with my lack of experience maybe I just don't understand... Idk in the end I'm there to have fun and play some games not care about who wins packs or if others finish there games. My only fnm is 200+ miles away so I can barely ever play, not sure how that matters but figured I should throw it out there. GO ALASKA!!!
Okay legit question on an old video in case you happen to see it. Opinion on the Vorthos player who is way to into the story and can’t shut up about the story and flavor and the story of their deck or some other deck they have.
VORTHOS HERE ^_^
I got a Garruk/Nissa/MorningTide Deck with BACK STORY BB :D
Lol @desolatormagic when you said "I hope he's dead actually" I started dying laughing and I can't stop 😂😂😂
Are you still laughing? Just wondering.
About number 2, some of us work physical jobs and get off needing to race to fnm or we don't get to make it.
Now those who don't than yea I see your point
But I know my job can be physically demanding and cause me to sweat and smell after work and typically I have no time to scrub if I want to make it to even a draft on fnm that starts at 8.
I love it when your playing a person, but the whole time their not even talking and they either winning and just walking away, or when they lose they just storm off
My friends and I share cards all the time. If someone needs a few duels for a gp or a land base for a new deck on the fly, i always hook my buddies up. And they do the same for me.
It's a good system if you have trustworthy people in your crew
I'm assuming when Des said he was the first half of number 4, he was nodding at the Banana Deck.
One type of player I don't really like are the ones who are constantly shuffling their hand. It's something I really don't get and find it annoying. Are they nervous or something while they play their netdeck?
It could be a nervous habit but I think more likely it's something that actually helps keep people focused.
In regards to number 4: SaffronOlive @mtggoldfish had an opponent on a stream tell him that playing instants on your opponents turn is pretentious. The guy lost to Seth because he only played burn spells on his own turn. Lol.
with #1, I don't know much about magic, but i play FIFA (I know, calm down) but I found it really fun to thrash my opponents with terrible teams, but just remain completely nonchalant. Btw, this game seems cool, I might start playing.
I pretty much only play NPC decks because I find them to be more fun to play than the top tier decks. There is nothing more satisfying than dominating someone playing some bullshit with an army of commons and uncommons that they forgot existed in a set.
my lgs asks people every week to show up showerd
what is your problem with net deckers? not hating just wondering.
I agree I am sometimes on my phone but only f I get a text from my mom or something like that
I have only ever Itentionally Drawn at a tournament once, and it's because I was staying with my friend and we didn't want to risk missing our bus.
I'm number 4's evil twin; I build decks that I know are flawed but don't really care because I really like the cards in it and don't mind losing. Ironically, I can still scrounge a win here and there in unexpected fashion XD
I don't know if I'm still a bad guy now xD
I was used to be one of the "atlethic populair guys" from my school and one of my childhood friends who is one of the "nerdy less populair guys" asked to join him for a day to catch up and talk a bit and becouse I brought him to play football with me last time he wanted me to come and play magic with him for a dat
at first I was a little bit like the Number one to be honest
but when I was playing aiganst my friend and he stomped me becouse I had no idea what I was doing ( his funny revenge for me playing football with him xD) one guy there saw it and started to give me some advice and actually teach me the game and now 8 months later I am more fanatic then he is and attended my first gameday last week and I became 8th and loved every second of it and enjoy watching your channel xD
I even dislike the fact that I don't have that much time for magic anymore when my study starts becouse it will be a tough time consuming Study (P.E teacher)
any advise how I could combine mtg and my study?
Retail crushed all hope for Humanity... Yeah dude you speak my language 😂😂
I have the bad breath due to an illness and lack of insurance for a long time..
I didn't know the proper rules for about a year mostly because my play group taught me wrong or didnt think they needed to talk about the stack or something like that.
Ha I remember running into one like number 3 back in the day during onslaught. Mirarris wake rotates out and I had seen how mana ramp made a deck fast and was still a bit fresh with only a year or two playing the game
So I decided to see what kind of mana ramp was in green and ended up running a deck with big beasties kahmal biorythm and my favorite in that deck was plated slagworm mythic proportions
A net decker thumbed thru it and couldn't figure out the purpose of the deck......uh derp ramp out mana and throw down big creatures by turn four or five when normally they would hit on turn 8 or 9
Bet that very same kid if he still playing has been net decking the ramp decks and probably feeling stupid if he even remembers lol
I like my FNMs the community is very nice and we all get together and everyone is happy to be there. soooooo. yeah
+Logan Christiansen I'm coming to your LGS next week then lol
lol, I have the same type of community
Same
Do you know what game store desalator magic goes to
Just so you know, i subbed and liked because of No.2! I stopped going to my LGS because the smell was starting to get to me. I don't understand how people can go around with such BO or Bad breath, or what ever it is.... eeesh. Get it together all.....
Nice lists (I watched & liked the other one also ^_^ ) Here is my top 10 of players that you didn't use. #10: The Slowplayer: Takes an unwarranted amount of time to make decisions/turns and usually plays Blue. The poker equivalent would be "calling the clock" on this person. From turn 1 Island, then waits 2-3 mins then says go, or turn 5 waits 15 mins, taps some mana, untaps the mana and then thinks some more, possibly calling the judge unnecessarily. I don't like this person because just one game can sometime take as long as a whole match. I want to get a result from my games rather than a 50 minute 0-0 draw. Calculation is one thing, but deliberately wasting time is another. #9: The Destroyer: This guy treats cards like garbage and usually plays sleeveless/bareback cards. While what they do with their own property is up to them (such as playing a foil Liliana without sleeves) I get it, but this person usually also damages MY cards. Whether its a ruffle-shuffle or when presented with my deck, cut hard on an angle, thus dog-earring or bending the corners or while picking up my card to read it and slamming it back awkwardly I get pretty pissed off. #8: The Lore Master: While MTG flavor text/story is sweet, people that constantly make references to EVERY card you/they play starts to get annoying. One opponent had a 25 minute discussion with himself about Thraximundar being the worst ever Interior-decorator (only wanting to paint everything red)... He could have left it like that and been quirky but got carried away. #7: The Over-eater: Has the unique ability to hold his hand AND manage to eat simultaneously. Conversations with this person are obviously one-way traffic, as the only responses are nods, shakes , grunts or crunches. When they pick up your card to look at it, the sleeve comes back much more slimier/stickier/oilier/sugary than it first was. Also uses Candy as +1/+1 counters and cannot wait until his character dies nomnomnomnom #6: The Excessive Hate-drafter: Hate drafting i.e picking a card that's not playable in your main 23-24 cards on the sole basis to protect your color(s) is borderline acceptable, as I have been found guilty of it before. (e.g. I took a Languish 3rd pack when I had mostly GW creatures with 4 or less toughness). But EXCESSIVE hate drafting (like 7+ out-of-color picks that you do NOT play or splash) for me takes away a lot of potential ideas for other peoples decks also hampering your own deck. I just don''t understand why some people do it, but I know I dislike them for it. #5: The Whiner: Pretty self-explanatory. Complains about the deck, complains about the drawstep, complains when his creature gets removed, complains about the weather and the T-Shirt that I'm wearing. When this person wins a match they will still find something to complain about, like "But, I didn't want to win that way" or " That game took waaay longer than it should have". #4. The Fidgeter: The Fidgeter is constantly touching hair/face/clothes. Puts their cards down so they can drum tap, hum, whistle or click, then picks their hand up and Kibbleresquely flicks through those cards as fast as possible. Rolls dice when not required. Rocks/swivels their chair repeatedly. #3 The Space Cadet: Headphones/Music going, check. Vacant, daydreaming look on face, check. Never looking at the board state or even you directly, check! The SC is on a whole different plane altogether; making astoundingly shocking (if not illegal) plays. Aura on a clean board.. tapping this Island for red.. While we cannot directly blame the SC for cheating as such, we can blame them for being unfocused, ignorant and giving us a sense of unrewarding victory. #2 The Nitpicker: Remorselessly will pull you up on every play he/she deems to be an illogical or an incorrect option. Plays not only his hand (from what information he has) yours as well. Quotes. "I would have done it this way." "You should really attack with that guy as well" Only way to shut this guy up is to win the first game. While good advice is encouraged I would recommend to save it, until after the match is over. #1 The Cluster#@!ker: I cannot describe this person any other way. Builds up a complicated board state (say 15+ creatures vs 15+ creatures) then ambiguously tries to hide cards under other cards. While its not directly cheating (like, I knew that Elder Cathar was played on turn 3) but, because it was out of my visual radar and inactive for 9 turns, hiding under a group of Islands and Plains I totally overlooked and forgot about it, ended up costing me the match. While I have only myself to blame I felt indirectly cheated and slightly salty, but due to lack of room on the table etc I had to just accept it. #0 The Scout: A savant memory, remembers exactly what cards passed in the draft. Builds the deck quickly (in order to casually stroll around glancing at other players color combinations). Likes to sporadically spectate during rounds in order to complete the information. While many people do this, I find it more rewarding when I do NOT know what my opponent (and myself half the time) is up to. Seems to me that's the way magic ought to be played. Please reply and tell me what you think of my list. I tried to make it short, but seems quite long sorry about that :/
I really hate the people who complain after every match about how lucky the opponent was and how great their deck is.
It just grinds my gears that people cant just accept that they lost, They always have a really mean tone.
Its always people who are older than me who act like this. I dont know how it could even be fun to play like that.
Lol the #3 guy. "I hope he's dead actually." Followed by "The smelly guy". Fking classic!
I learned the rules in a few weeks. BTW at my LGS FNMS are drafts are the community is awesome.
I forgot to mention I take the game seriously but I still have fun.
With regards to those in number 0. If you're so good why don't you make a deck and repeatedly beat them at magic and the arrogance right out of them. you have the power to stop those people.
#10, players at my LGS (myself included) will just ask around for the proper token at the pre-release when it comes up in game.
Desolator Magic how do you feel about magic players that had to learn magic online and when he played with buds in Highschool got made fun of when he did not understand How a card revolves? I am a guy who played magic for fun did not care about W and L cause I know I don't know enough about magic, and this happened at FNM.
To people saying netdecking is fine, it may be fine if you’re trying to make the pro tour but I think you should play what you want to if you’re just a casual player. If you are just playing fnm or whatever don’t netdeck it just makes you look bad because people are mostly playing fun decks at these.
Number 6 it may not take away from their focus but I hate people who have headphones in and don’t even converse with their opponent and are kind of in their own little world
When you were talking about the guy who said his deck was better than yours was bad, it reminded me of another type of a person you should add and those are the people who whether they win or lose always say that their deck is betterI remember I beat an opponent pretty badly one time and I heard him talking to his friend right afterwards saying how his deck was so much better and he made one play that would’ve changed at all which wasn’t true of course. Then you have the people who beat you and have the nerve to tell you that your day isn’t very good because also happened to me. If you win just win gracefully and the same goes for losing. I actually beat a pro player, channelfireball guy is all I’ll say, in a draft online one time and instead of just saying good game he had the nerve to tell me how I made a misplay. Even if I had made a bad play i won why feel the need to say something?
There can be rare exceptions for #2. I suffered from smelling bad when I didn't know I had cancer. I showered everyday and still had people say I smelled bad but like I said rare exceptions.
I can't build decks but at least I don't net deck!
my lgs's smelly guy only sometimes shows up (at least the Uber smelly guys) although from time to time from due to no fault of my own sometimes feel like I might be the smelly guy.
I’m totally number 4. I like the idea of winning with MY creation too much to net deck(apart from the $20 Improvise deck I had last year when I just started) , cuz I found that winning my UW control deck that I made felt way better than winning with the other one. But ever since my janky Control and Sai Brawl, I can’t figure out how to make a good deck. I’ve been working on an Djinn of Wishes deck for a while, and I’d really appreciate some help with it. tappedout.net/mtg-decks/temur-wishes/
For me it'd have to be the "Pure Control" guy the one who you literally have a seat until you lose because you can't do any thing. It's one thing to run control against a top tier net deck, it's another to run it against a deck I literally just built and decided to test it at Fmn (haven't went to one yet cause I work nightshift) so now not only do I feel the deck doesn't run I feel that way because all you did was shut it down while doing 1 damage for almost a full hour. I've literally had to start adding "Anti- Control" to my decks just so I don't have to worry about it at the casual tournament I play at
We don't have a smelly guy but we have a few firebreathers. Last week a guy sneezed about 6 feet away from me and the smell of it nearly made me gag, it lingered for a long time too, so nasty.
#8 Am I the jerk I mean ... I still don't know how Banding works - I'M A BAD PERSON!
#4 Is it a sad thing that I made a 98 basic land EDH deck SOLELY because I was wondering if it was possible [it usually doesn't win because unblockable commander damage is a scary thought - and in multiplayer that gets you focused way hard] but the fact I made a deck that was basically all basic lands made me happy
These are so gaddamn funny
You're my new favorite person.
We did have a tourney with the butt crack guy. He destroyed everyone that night. (No seriously he played everyone and most matches were over in 6 turns.)
my LGS breeds a competitive group. a lot of pro tour kinds of folks. It sucks but its the only store in 100 miles so the air is always competitive.
Like playing a destroy target creature power 3 or greater on a 2 power creature.
Was wondering how #2 wasn't on your first list. It's not even a meme they literally show up to every single event my god
I'm doing the whole van life thing (gotta love California)... and I still ensure my hygiene is good before I meet up with my play group. The owner of my lgs could stand to hear #2 though
Is it bad that I was laughing like a 3 year old when you were talking about the smelly people?
net decking is the bane of my existence, all of my decks are home brewed
21:42 xD he sounds like social repose from the"different types of emos" video
Ah, the "Smelly Guy"...