Avada Kedavra

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • Harry Potter and Lion King parody with music by Steve Goodie and Nuclear Bubble Wrap and animation by Andrew Kepple www.albinoblack...
    MP3 on iTunes: itunes.apple.co...
    To see the Easter Eggs discussed go here: www.albinoblack...
    WORMTAIL: Draco, at times like this, we Death Eaters say: "You must get Lord Voldemort's behind."
    VOLDEMORT: No, no, NO!
    WORMTAIL: Sorry my lord!
    VOLDEMORT: Amateur! It's "Get behind Lord Voldemort!" Draco, a bad thing needs to happen and it's up to you!
    DRACO: THAT'S not what they teach us at Hogwarts.
    VOLDEMORT: Then maybe you need a new lesson.
    Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful curse
    Avada Kedavra! They don't get any worse
    It means no Harry, better call him a hearse (Okay - he's a hearse!)
    It's our trouble-free artillery
    Avada Kedavra!
    DRACO: Avada Kedavra?
    WORMTAIL: Yeah. It's our favorite hex!
    DRACO: What's a hex?
    VOLDEMORT: Geez kid, what the "hex" wrong with you?
    WORMTAIL: Good one my lord! Draco, Those two words will solve all your problems
    VOLDEMORT: That's right. Take Wormtail here:
    Why, when he was a young Hogwarts... student.
    WORMTAIL: When I was a young Hogwaaaaaarts... student.
    VOLDEMORT: Very nice.
    WORMTAIL: Hehe thank you.
    He found his persona lacked a certain appeal
    He was teased and abused til he squirmed and he squealed
    I'm a sensitive soul, I was so chagrined
    That they put me in Gryffindor, and not Slytherin
    And oh, the shame (He was ashamed!)
    Such a lame nickname (Yeah, Wormtail's pretty lame.)
    And I wanted to quit (How did ya feel?)
    Well, I felt like sh-
    VOLDEMORT: Hey! Wormy! Not in front of the kids!
    WORMTAIL: Oh. Sorry.
    Avada Kedavra! So nicely depraved!
    Avada Kedavra! Even though you don't shave - yet
    It means no Harry, he'll go straight to the grave (Yeah, sing it kid!)
    It's our recipe for anarchy
    Avada Kedavra!
    VOLDEMORT: Welcome to the dark side.
    DRACO: You're all killers?
    VOLDEMORT: We kill whoever we want.
    WORMTAIL: Yup! Turn 'em into rump roasts!
    DRACO: That's beautiful!
    WORMTAIL: That Order of the Phoenix makes me so mad!
    DRACO: I'm so angry I could kill a whole house-elf.
    VOLDEMORT: Heheh. we don't need a house-elf killed. Yet.
    DRACO: An owl?
    VOLDEMORT: Nuh-uh.
    DRACO: Harry Potter!
    VOLDEMORT: NO! HE'S MINE! Listen, if you're gonna be a Death Eater, you have to act like a Death Eater. And there's one fella that REALLY needs to... "go away".
    DRACO: Ooh, who's that?
    VOLDEMORT: A certain headmaster... who did you think?
    DRACO: Oh. Wow.
    VOLDEMORT: Oh yeah. I hope you're not chicken.
    WORMTAIL: Unforgivable, yet satisfying!
    VOLDEMORT: This is a rare opportunity. Mhmmm. He'll die with a very pleasant crunch.
    WORMTAIL: You'll learn to love 'it!
    VOLDEMORT: I'm tellin' ya kid, this is a great life. No rules, no accountability, ohoho, and the little muggle kind. And best of all, we're all pureblood! That is except me. Well, kid?
    DRACO: Oh well...
    WORMTAIL: Hey! Don't point that at me!
    DRACO: Avada Kedavra! Haha! Unforgivable, yet satisfying.
    VOLDEMORT: That's it!
    Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
    Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
    Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
    Avada Kedavra! Avada --
    It means no Wormy, and Dumbledore's in his grave
    Love to hear them scream in that flash of green...
    Avada Kedavra!
    Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
    Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
    Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
    Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
    Avada Kedavra!

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @petea1998
    @petea1998 4 года назад +6052

    I love how Voldemort here doesn't approve of swearing in front of children but still permits teaching them how to commit murder. 😂🤣

    • @lorddingusmcfurguson9356
      @lorddingusmcfurguson9356 4 года назад +187

      Say what you will about the dark lord, but no one can accuse him of lacking class.

    • @off-the-grounder568
      @off-the-grounder568 4 года назад +144

      They're murderers, not barbarians!

    • @kingninja8957
      @kingninja8957 4 года назад +54

      Well Death in rates PG13 and cursing is rated R (doesn’t really make sense if you think about it)

    • @sarahlovescoquette
      @sarahlovescoquette 4 года назад +11

      Lol that's so trueeeee

    • @oriontanuvasa1416
      @oriontanuvasa1416 4 года назад +11

      In front of a baby too

  • @angelrain4783
    @angelrain4783 5 лет назад +5751

    So this is what happens inside draco's head...

  • @rampantmutt9119
    @rampantmutt9119 4 года назад +1071

    "and best of all, we're all pureblood!"
    "HRM HRM"
    "That is, except me"
    underrated part

    • @johnwayne9000
      @johnwayne9000 4 года назад +35

      And Snape

    • @sipraroy8043
      @sipraroy8043 4 года назад +19

      @@johnwayne9000 yeah..Half Blood prince

    • @user-vq8lp3nc4j
      @user-vq8lp3nc4j 3 года назад +43

      @@sipraroy8043 damn, Half-Blood Prince is such a badass nickname. Teen Snape had taste

    • @sipraroy8043
      @sipraroy8043 3 года назад +10

      @@user-vq8lp3nc4j really..I also don't like this half blood prince nickname..I like the nickname Lilly gave him.."Sev"...

    • @alenkazazracna4930
      @alenkazazracna4930 3 года назад +6

      Wanna bet that Marauders called him Sewer-us?

  • @belessstrange768
    @belessstrange768 3 года назад +286

    Narcissa: Bella, don't make his recruiting dark!
    Bellatrix: Fine.
    The recruitment:

    • @whyisdracohot
      @whyisdracohot Месяц назад

      Wormtail: No
      Bella: Then Go
      Wormtail:Oh My

  • @Eli-hv3sd
    @Eli-hv3sd 5 лет назад +2778

    Mom: what kind of music do you like?
    Me:......It's complicated

  • @ellaczeiner3974
    @ellaczeiner3974 5 лет назад +933

    I'm accepting this as canon. I can no longer see Voldemort telling Draco to kill Dumbledore in any other way

  • @swirlycat5554
    @swirlycat5554 4 года назад +2609

    "I'm so angry I could kill a house elf!"
    "We don't need a house elf killed."
    *"Yet."*
    "An owl?"
    *"Nu-uh."*
    YOU HAD TO REMIND US.

    • @tommy-ej1hs
      @tommy-ej1hs 4 года назад +61

      rip hedwig

    • @veeasaurus
      @veeasaurus 4 года назад +12

      :(

    • @domonicsantalucia9002
      @domonicsantalucia9002 4 года назад +16

      Luna Gamer6 Dobby was weird he would’ve killed himself anyway he was always beating himself up literally

    • @veeasaurus
      @veeasaurus 4 года назад +12

      Domonic Santalucia That was before he got freed. He got better later on. let’s make a petition to bring back everybody on the good side back.

    • @emilialestrange5744
      @emilialestrange5744 4 года назад +7

      -I have left the chat-

  • @srphye5722
    @srphye5722 4 года назад +501

    So this is where draco went when he disappeared from the Marauder's map...

    • @nuuuuuuuuuwwwwaaakameumeutt
      @nuuuuuuuuuwwwwaaakameumeutt 3 года назад

      HAHA
      THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO

    • @43john68
      @43john68 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @poseycozy
      @poseycozy 3 года назад

      @@srphye5722 that pfp tho XD
      👁️👄👁️💅

    • @srphye5722
      @srphye5722 3 года назад

      @@poseycozy Ah yes 😂

    • @poseycozy
      @poseycozy 3 года назад

      @@srphye5722 lol I need to change mine soon
      👁️👄👁️💅

  • @aasquad6810
    @aasquad6810 4 года назад +2053

    I can no longer say Hakuna Matata when I watch Lion King.

    • @aoiasahina7479
      @aoiasahina7479 4 года назад +25

      Me neither ;-;

    • @n0t.Saraxx
      @n0t.Saraxx 4 года назад +7

      LoL probably ye

    • @appiahmens
      @appiahmens 4 года назад +5

      Same :(

    • @1977.m
      @1977.m 4 года назад +14

      *"hakuna matata, no worries"*
      *"AVADA kedvra, no more harry potter"*

    • @goowadeshravni2479
      @goowadeshravni2479 4 года назад +2

      @@aoiasahina7479 is that you , scabbers

  • @matylsia1672
    @matylsia1672 4 года назад +1925

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    RUclips: *hm, this video is 10 years old, yeet it on their recommended.*

  • @charliechapstick3542
    @charliechapstick3542 5 лет назад +1298

    3:00 I feel bad for whoever just so happened to look in the window at that moment

  • @quinnie2688
    @quinnie2688 3 года назад +402

    See yall again in 5 more years when this is recommended again

  • @theweirdo6833
    @theweirdo6833 5 лет назад +1287

    Draco: Avada Kadavra?
    Wormtail: Yeah it's one of our favorite hex
    Draco: What is a hex?
    Voldemort: Wow, kid! What the "HEX" is wrong with you?

    • @BHC7966
      @BHC7966 5 лет назад +21

      Peter: Hahaha, Good one my lord!

    • @mxrcurii8530
      @mxrcurii8530 5 лет назад +6

      @@BHC7966 when he was a young hogWARTSSSSS StuDeNt

    • @jaydenharding8673
      @jaydenharding8673 5 лет назад +6

      Is Wormtail wrong or something? Avada Kedavra is the killing CURSE and they have made that very clear...

    • @stinkysewage
      @stinkysewage 5 лет назад +1

      Recktheweirdo Gacha stuff I think we’re smart enough to understand that

    • @elliotkincaid7174
      @elliotkincaid7174 5 лет назад

      It's not a hex

  • @danijela3121
    @danijela3121 4 года назад +807

    When Draco and Voldy fight about Harry:
    Voldy:NO HE'S MINE!

    • @varianmetcalf8220
      @varianmetcalf8220 4 года назад +49

      Seriously boldly be sounding like a teenage girl arguing over a celebrity crush

    • @arishachoudhury_
      @arishachoudhury_ 4 года назад +14

      @@varianmetcalf8220 ikr😂

    • @wyclefbean
      @wyclefbean 3 года назад +10

      tsundere v yandere

    • @bladepepper2029
      @bladepepper2029 3 года назад +2

      @@varianmetcalf8220 h-heh, siriusly

    • @_dragonflies_
      @_dragonflies_ 3 года назад +8

      Tomarry vs Drarry

  • @barbarayoungblood2191
    @barbarayoungblood2191 5 лет назад +3795

    It's now confirmed.
    *Draco is a furry.*

    • @quip2900
      @quip2900 5 лет назад +130

      I just realized wizards could become rich by summoning fur suits and selling them

    • @leagamer
      @leagamer 5 лет назад +39

      Omg I died hahahah lmaooo
      But he is such a hottie

    • @prime-f.l
      @prime-f.l 5 лет назад +23

      yeah well it also turned out he was Dumbledore , The Scout, And A Billonaire

    • @nickhyena2674
      @nickhyena2674 5 лет назад +20

      I thought he was hot..
      Now I think he's hotter-

    • @phearuu
      @phearuu 4 года назад +5

      Lea Gamer heh...

  • @pokemondb1028
    @pokemondb1028 4 года назад +875

    Does anyone else realise that there’s a book in Voldemort’s library thing called ferret flight 😂😂

    • @axx2093
      @axx2093 4 года назад +6

      Wait- When ? I can see it

    • @axx2093
      @axx2093 4 года назад +6

      Can't*

    • @spookyqt
      @spookyqt 3 года назад +5

      the red book lmfao

    • @spookyqt
      @spookyqt 3 года назад +5

      @@axx2093 0:51 but pause

    • @hadaiqakashif243
      @hadaiqakashif243 3 года назад +7

      0:50

  • @circusbaby7892
    @circusbaby7892 4 года назад +725

    "Put him Gryffindor not Slytherin..."
    *has Slytherin Tie on*
    ok uh

  • @miraclemakersvids
    @miraclemakersvids 5 лет назад +541

    Belletrix lestrange: Avada Kedavra
    Lord Voldemort: AVAUUDDA KEADRAUVUA!

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 года назад +9

      Miracle Makers Vids NYEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH

    • @randomweirdo7501
      @randomweirdo7501 4 года назад +13

      Snape: Avada................ Kadavra

    • @farmingowyincz4787
      @farmingowyincz4787 4 года назад +13

      @@randomweirdo7501
      Snape: Ex.....
      One decade later...
      Ginny and Harry have kids...
      Hogwarts Has been destroyed...
      Snape:peliarmus

    • @farmingowyincz4787
      @farmingowyincz4787 4 года назад +6

      Bellatrix is saying "Avada Kadeevra

    • @romina2185
      @romina2185 4 года назад +5

      more like "vaNiLla BanAna"

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 4 года назад +887

    “It means not Harry.” Yes because the death curse worked so well on the boy who lived the first and second time.

  • @pawesomeperil1885
    @pawesomeperil1885 4 года назад +230

    Draco: I'm so angry I could kill a house elf!!
    Bellatrix: agreed

    • @KaixoDenek
      @KaixoDenek 3 года назад +2

      @Claudia Lazar let me join you Dobby didn't deserve to die

    • @KaixoDenek
      @KaixoDenek 3 года назад +2

      @Claudia Lazar I made a machine that will bring us to the HP dimension but we'll have to go through all 7 years starting from year one *brings the machine out* are you ready?

    • @KaixoDenek
      @KaixoDenek 3 года назад +2

      @Claudia Lazar *jumps in the machine and gets teleported to the train in the first year*

    • @KaixoDenek
      @KaixoDenek 3 года назад +2

      @Claudia Lazar we're here so I guess we should act like that we dont whats gonna happen so like we are just students here

    • @KaixoDenek
      @KaixoDenek 3 года назад +2

      @Claudia Lazar yeah what house do you think you'll be sorted into?

  • @theyuck4871
    @theyuck4871 5 лет назад +2687

    My crush: I like Disney and harry potter.
    Me:

    • @randomkid8853
      @randomkid8853 4 года назад +14

      Call me lil yuck

    • @lankart
      @lankart 4 года назад +29

      I literally just read this comment and heard
      *He's gonna die with a very pleasant crunch*

    • @Amy31497
      @Amy31497 4 года назад +5

      Draco Malfoy s

    • @ich_marc_mein_golf
      @ich_marc_mein_golf 4 года назад +1

      Um is harry potter not disney?

    • @thatonenicehusky3623
      @thatonenicehusky3623 4 года назад +2

      Draci malfoy or Ticci ticci drowned woods Nope

  • @Cheeseanonioncrisps
    @Cheeseanonioncrisps 9 лет назад +795

    Anyone else disappointed that Wormtail didn't turn into a rat at any point during this song?

  • @buscar4317
    @buscar4317 4 года назад +333

    RUclips, we really need to talk about what you recommend

    • @deiford1187
      @deiford1187 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @TheMCMultitasker
      @TheMCMultitasker 4 года назад +3

      Good job, RUclips

    • @spookyqt
      @spookyqt 3 года назад +1

      yes, im concerned

    • @yasminalothman7926
      @yasminalothman7926 3 года назад +2

      This is what everyone comments when they don't have anything to say about the actual video.

    • @Caz_Hamilton
      @Caz_Hamilton 3 года назад

      Exactly.
      I was watching drarry videos earlier.
      I'm confused why this is in my reccomended

  • @girlieonyt
    @girlieonyt 3 года назад +136

    "What's a hex?"
    "Jeez, kid, what the *hex* wrong with you?"
    fckng hell

  • @qcrosstheuniverse
    @qcrosstheuniverse 5 лет назад +1065

    is it normal for this to come out in my recommended

  • @MSILAER
    @MSILAER 4 года назад +427

    Even if it's been a while, they should have a sequel with "Be Prepared" with Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 4 года назад +3

      MSIL AER I was thinking that same thing

    • @personalinfodump2155
      @personalinfodump2155 3 года назад +4

      Harry us the dumb hyena

    • @MSILAER
      @MSILAER 3 года назад +5

      @@personalinfodump2155 YESSSSS!!!!! HARRY IS ED!!!!

    • @Fof9892
      @Fof9892 3 года назад +1

      YES

    • @MSILAER
      @MSILAER 3 года назад +1

      @The Lol Ugly Doll He could be Zazu. LOL

  • @amanita.z
    @amanita.z 4 года назад +267

    In someones language: Hankuna matata
    In my language: Avada kedavra

    • @terrondalaboo
      @terrondalaboo 3 года назад +3

      THE LION IS NOW CALLED THE HARRY KING

    • @amanita.z
      @amanita.z 3 года назад +1

      @@terrondalaboo Lmao yass

  • @taryn6924
    @taryn6924 4 года назад +481

    Me: taking a test
    My brain: “AvAdA kEdAvErA”
    Edit: omg thank you guys for 175 likes!!!

    • @Ollie.H-23
      @Ollie.H-23 3 года назад +2

      sounds like something I would do XD

    • @sarahlovescoquette
      @sarahlovescoquette 3 года назад +1

      @@Ollie.H-23 Something you would do something YOU did do :') jk

    • @Ollie.H-23
      @Ollie.H-23 3 года назад +2

      @@sarahlovescoquette no I meant I would most likely get this stuck in my head while taking a test

    • @sarahlovescoquette
      @sarahlovescoquette 3 года назад +1

      @@Ollie.H-23 i mean-

  • @maple_4319
    @maple_4319 4 года назад +139

    *So that's what their friendship would look like-*

  • @ma15mahimasarkar83
    @ma15mahimasarkar83 5 лет назад +557

    Did anyone notice that Voldy had blue eyes??

  • @self-proclaimednimwit2263
    @self-proclaimednimwit2263 6 лет назад +4668

    This is so inaccurate.
    Voldemort has a nose.

    • @unkownname2003
      @unkownname2003 6 лет назад +162

      Also draco was not evil he had no choice

    • @florence4372
      @florence4372 5 лет назад +112

      He is supposed to have red eyes as well but we don't judge his cosmetic decisions

    • @psychoticsy6350
      @psychoticsy6350 5 лет назад +40

      Dude’s got a body anorexic noodles would be ashamed to have.

    • @seppotaalasmaa8565
      @seppotaalasmaa8565 5 лет назад +16

      cOmFuZzEleD and blue eyes.

    • @themixelator
      @themixelator 5 лет назад +23

      👀
      👄 That is Voldemort

  • @AngelA-ym2jz
    @AngelA-ym2jz 3 года назад +99

    My last 5 brain cells during a quiz:

  • @LucaGel23
    @LucaGel23 5 лет назад +843

    Aaauuuvaadaa kaudav-
    Hermione: stop stop. Your going to take someone’s eye out. Besides it Avada kadavera not auvvadda kadaveerraaa

  • @NEVERescapingLOVE
    @NEVERescapingLOVE 8 лет назад +186

    I can no longer view their relationship as anything short of this. XD

  • @regulusevilsizor6555
    @regulusevilsizor6555 5 лет назад +363

    Voldemort: And we're all pure-blood!
    Wormtail: *clears throat*
    Voldemort: That is, except me *looks disappointed*.

    • @sonic4528
      @sonic4528 4 года назад +25

      LOL 😂😂 Voldemort is just like Hitler haha. Hitler wanted there to just be people with blonde hair and blue eyes, even though he had black hair himself.

    • @AJSSPACEPLACE
      @AJSSPACEPLACE 4 года назад +7

      Sonic 452 I mean, hitler was still german. He just thought blonde hair and blue eyes meant you were the best possible german

    • @Lior353
      @Lior353 4 года назад +1

      Adeline Parker but he is neither. but believe what you want to.

    • @evastypayhorlikson
      @evastypayhorlikson 2 года назад +1

      @@AJSSPACEPLACE he was Austrian tho-

  • @streetlightsstar
    @streetlightsstar 3 года назад +144

    Welcome to one more episode of “where has quarantine brought you”

  • @Mister_O
    @Mister_O 5 лет назад +563

    So avada kedavra is the most powerful spell in the world but what about *UNO* ?

    • @LilyTheMuggle
      @LilyTheMuggle 5 лет назад +19

      What about the reverse card?!

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 5 лет назад +18

      @@LilyTheMuggle Didn't Harry use that one as a babe ? 😂

    • @LilyTheMuggle
      @LilyTheMuggle 5 лет назад

      Arthur Moe-Mux-Hagi 😂 With Cho?

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 5 лет назад +2

      @@LilyTheMuggle r/woosh
      Dude, I said "as a babe" did you really think he knew Cho at this point ? I'm talking about the night he got the scar.

    • @LilyTheMuggle
      @LilyTheMuggle 5 лет назад

      Arthur Moe-Mux-Hagi oof sorry.

  • @burakfan5000
    @burakfan5000 5 лет назад +228

    Everyone is talking about Voldemort’s nose but why is nobody saying anything about a BLINKING VOLDEMORT?!?

  • @jamie6825
    @jamie6825 5 лет назад +363

    Draco: That's not what they teach us at Hogwarts....
    Voldemort: Then maybe you need a new lesson!
    *Here's a little lesson in trickery~ this is going down in history! If you want to be a villain number one... You have to catch Dumbledore on the run!*

  • @glasses6763
    @glasses6763 3 года назад +35

    I love how it does actually say like voldemorts LITERALLY half blood

  • @mimeyjimz5982
    @mimeyjimz5982 5 лет назад +197

    Draco’s voice is so high-pitched but he was like 17 when he was supposed to kill dumbledore

    • @allout.
      @allout. 5 лет назад +20

      It almost makes me uncomfortable lmao

    • @kikirobloxyt7039
      @kikirobloxyt7039 4 года назад +4

      I know he sounds like a girl

  • @subservemoth
    @subservemoth 5 лет назад +481

    No one:
    RUclips: HEY LETS RECOMMEND THIS TO EVERYONE 8 YEARS AFTER ITS POSTED!!!

  • @alexisalonso7714
    @alexisalonso7714 9 лет назад +462

    Voldemort:"🎶Avada Kedavra🎶"
    Draco:"Avada Kedavra?"
    Wormtail:"Yeah! It's our favourite hex!"
    Draco:"What's a hex?"
    Voldemort:"Geez kid what the HEX wrong with you?"
    Lol

    • @bbear690
      @bbear690 7 лет назад

      That pun was so bad it made it funny XD its so creative!

    • @alexisalonso7714
      @alexisalonso7714 7 лет назад +1

      I know! I was laughing and groaning at the same time! XD

    • @R26HMATZORILEY
      @R26HMATZORILEY 7 лет назад +5

      Alexis Alonso Sans would be proud

    • @greenslinger
      @greenslinger 7 лет назад

      I'm going to kill myself now.

    • @timothythehuman3977
      @timothythehuman3977 7 лет назад

      Alexis Alonso LOLOLOLOL SIRIUSLY

  • @luandesouza282
    @luandesouza282 4 года назад +55

    "can you feel the death tonight?" 😅😅

  • @enharmonics
    @enharmonics 10 лет назад +172

    I bet Bellatrix wants some of that Voldemort behind......
    That was SO....AWESOME......

    • @midorigurinu3036
      @midorigurinu3036 7 лет назад +2

      Abhorrently Enthused *cough cough*

    • @timothythehuman3977
      @timothythehuman3977 7 лет назад

      Abhorrently Enthused lol

    • @pinoyrn1782
      @pinoyrn1782 7 лет назад

      *cough cough* _That's for-_ *eheh hrm.* _for sure...._

    • @meganpebler7720
      @meganpebler7720 7 лет назад

      Abhorrently Enthused they had a baby shes in the cursed child book

    • @katherineestevanell7693
      @katherineestevanell7693 7 лет назад +4

      **cough** The Cursed Child is Bellatrix × Voldemort Fan fiction **cough**

  • @bertiebotts5698
    @bertiebotts5698 8 лет назад +152

    I've never seen Voldemort this cheerful.. And so that's how Draco got his mission on HBP? X'D

    • @SkeletonFlock
      @SkeletonFlock 8 лет назад +19

      I'm pretty sure he just got done watching The Lion King before this and poured his heart and soul into staging his favorite scene from the movie with the sole purpose of being Timon.

    • @brendaphillips3716
      @brendaphillips3716 7 лет назад

      bertie botts ikr

  • @galacticcactus5530
    @galacticcactus5530 10 лет назад +132

    Voldemort's personality in this is like a mixture of Beetlejuice and Hades. XD

  • @Agus-cr2sb
    @Agus-cr2sb 3 года назад +40

    No one:
    RUclips: let’s recommend this video 10 years later

  • @dr0wnedsewerrat129
    @dr0wnedsewerrat129 4 года назад +547

    “NO! He’s mine!”
    That sounds like something a Sans fangirl would say lol

    • @jessabeck
      @jessabeck 4 года назад +4

      YEAH LOL XD

    • @EscapeReality123
      @EscapeReality123 4 года назад +5

      ...

    • @YourFriendlyViewerMan
      @YourFriendlyViewerMan 4 года назад +5

      @@EscapeReality123 don't worry, PTSD takes a lot of SPINE to recover from.

    • @TheLocalMothLord0.0
      @TheLocalMothLord0.0 4 года назад +2

      @@YourFriendlyViewerMan if you weren't a stranger I'd seriously kiss you

    • @redpanda6497
      @redpanda6497 4 года назад +9

      Voldemort is a Harry fangirl. Illuminati comfirmed.

  • @bladegod5286
    @bladegod5286 6 лет назад +172

    I like how people turn into roast when killed by the curse

  • @lindaespling1098
    @lindaespling1098 4 года назад +133

    Voldemort: we dont need a house Elf kill. YET
    Draco: an owl?
    Voldemort: Na ah
    Draco: Harry potter??
    Voldy: NO, HES MINE

  • @icwatto
    @icwatto 3 года назад +41

    Jk: people return to be ghosts cuz they have unfinished business
    Meanwhile wormteals unfinished business:

  • @emotionalembryo
    @emotionalembryo 5 лет назад +1477

    2010: no
    2011: not yet
    2012: nope
    2013: absolutely not
    2014: maybe next year
    2015: nah
    2016: try again
    2017: no way
    2018: just give up
    2019: *P E R F E C T*

    • @Ilan_clbr
      @Ilan_clbr 4 года назад +2

      emotionalembryo yes🤣

    • @gamingiltv8489
      @gamingiltv8489 4 года назад +1

      Oh yes🤣😂😂

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 года назад +3

      I can’t believe I’m finally seeing this.
      Feels like a void I never knew existed has been filled

    • @crowleysmissing
      @crowleysmissing 4 года назад +6

      2020: *Y E S*

    • @nevernightx8065
      @nevernightx8065 4 года назад +7

      2020: EVEN *BETTER*

  • @okaygeorgie72630
    @okaygeorgie72630 7 лет назад +153

    This would've been the result if Disney/Pixar made Harry Potter

    • @potatonugget5262
      @potatonugget5262 6 лет назад +3

      G_Ellie Harry Potter would be terrible if it was by Disney, right?
      The order of the Phoenix: listen up Draco, I want deathly death burger with a side of flesh fries, thanks

    • @Kris-lu1rs
      @Kris-lu1rs 6 лет назад +3

      Meh. Disney doesn't dare make something as dark as this. They would probably just make it a tickling jinx with Voldy planning to tickle every single person on earth

    • @potatonugget5262
      @potatonugget5262 6 лет назад +2

      Kris yeah actually your right
      -tickles sister until she yells- heheheheh I is Voldemort. Feel my wrathhhhhh!

    • @katarinanillo7373
      @katarinanillo7373 6 лет назад

      💛💛💛

  • @axelf9947
    @axelf9947 5 лет назад +175

    tHiS
    THIS IS MY neW FAVORITE VIDEO oN thE INTERNET

  • @rabiakamran2239
    @rabiakamran2239 4 года назад +727

    Draco:" I am so angry I could kill a house elf"
    Voldemort:"we don't need a house elf to kill"
    Draco:"An owl?"
    Voldemort:"no"
    Draco:"Harry Potter
    Voldemort:"NO HE IS MINE!
    Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 666 LIKES

  • @king.mfoniso
    @king.mfoniso 6 лет назад +836

    I think I'm on the weird side of youtube

    • @ThraggReal
      @ThraggReal 6 лет назад +29

      Nope, you're right where you belong.

    • @qweenkittygacha5437
      @qweenkittygacha5437 5 лет назад +8

      yeah im just gonna leave and watch pewdiepie

    • @user-qk6gj4se4x
      @user-qk6gj4se4x 5 лет назад +5

      Join the club

    • @heroicallyheroic
      @heroicallyheroic 5 лет назад +3

      so am i

    • @corinnehorowitz6559
      @corinnehorowitz6559 5 лет назад +7

      Mfoniso Esu no you’re on the edumucational side of RUclips. It’s teaching you great things like spells, and how to get away with killing ppl if you’re a wizard bc a spell doesn’t leave any marks on the body...
      So yeah pretty educational

  • @mongolianbeef6445
    @mongolianbeef6445 6 лет назад +171

    1:29 trolling hat

  • @tjstarblood624
    @tjstarblood624 5 лет назад +897

    I could kill a house elf
    *We don't need a house elf kill... yet*
    An owl?
    *Nuh-uh*
    Harry Potter?!
    *NO! He's mine!*

  • @imapomegranate9955
    @imapomegranate9955 3 года назад +49

    When he sings "it means no hairy" it made me realize that he's right, just look at him.

  • @Lavenderblood111
    @Lavenderblood111 5 лет назад +316

    3:19 he looks so happy!!

  • @lenas2469
    @lenas2469 5 лет назад +64

    Me:
    * has a test*
    My brain:
    AVaDa kEdaVRa

  • @Lux_the_Lost
    @Lux_the_Lost 5 лет назад +949

    This is just so many kinds of fucked up on a massive scale.
    It's great. XD

  • @disappointment1372
    @disappointment1372 3 года назад +134

    My therapist: thicc voldemort doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
    Thicc voldemort: 3:00

    • @lilygarmodon2135
      @lilygarmodon2135 3 года назад +2

      *T R A U M A*
      We now have trauma and I'm gay

    • @Heidimaek
      @Heidimaek 3 года назад

      @@lilygarmodon2135 ok

    • @Heidimaek
      @Heidimaek 3 года назад

      @@lilygarmodon2135 if you’re a girl it lesbian

    • @lilygarmodon2135
      @lilygarmodon2135 3 года назад

      @@Heidimaek Well actually I am pan but still

    • @lilygarmodon2135
      @lilygarmodon2135 3 года назад

      @@-avril2643 Bisexual is being attracted to males and females.Pansexual is attraction to all genders and being blind to gender,looking more on personality.

  • @notdarkdavid
    @notdarkdavid 4 года назад +122

    3:00 Imagine being the person who looked at the window that moment..

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 5 лет назад +50

    This is one of the first RUclips videos I ever watched in my life, when I was still a naïve innocent learning the ways of the Internet.
    Had it on my Favorites list back when the old Apple RUclips app had that and you didn't need an account.

  • @ArtWithBenn
    @ArtWithBenn 5 лет назад +42

    Draco: Harry Potter?
    Voldemort(who has a nose):NO HE’S MINE!

  • @amongusedits1789
    @amongusedits1789 3 года назад +57

    Something is wrong...
    *WHY DOES VOLDEMORT HAVE A NOSE*

    • @aliteralpotato873
      @aliteralpotato873 3 года назад +1

      HOLY SHIT

    • @majorjoe23
      @majorjoe23 3 года назад

      There’s some thing that the world never should have. Voldemort having a nose is one

  • @hanakokun8641
    @hanakokun8641 6 лет назад +222

    It's been 8 years...omg

    • @toby9945
      @toby9945 5 лет назад +1

      My thought excactly?! This and the puppet song is just part of the good old RUclips time.

    • @BRITISHBATMAPPING
      @BRITISHBATMAPPING 5 лет назад

      9 years

  • @beepbeepimagenny5416
    @beepbeepimagenny5416 7 лет назад +125

    Just imagine this being the real ending.

  • @kristaberta7922
    @kristaberta7922 5 лет назад +47

    So I'm laying in bed, it's one in the morning and I can't fall asleep. I start thinking about Harry Potter. I start thinking about the movies. I wonder what it would look like if the movies were animated instead of live action. Suddenly, the memory of this video rises from deep within my subconscious, were it had been locked away for nearly a decade.
    I thought id just hallucinates this entire thing. I decided to dig deep. And I found it. It is real.

    • @jack_bunny27
      @jack_bunny27 5 лет назад +1

      I kind of wish that did both animated and live action

  • @sanstheskeleton2053
    @sanstheskeleton2053 3 года назад +72

    "It means no Harry"
    Then how come he's the boy who lived?

  • @Mikeh2077
    @Mikeh2077 4 года назад +102

    Honestly, who wouldn’t side with Voldemort after hearing this?

  • @MaddieFishblob
    @MaddieFishblob 6 лет назад +154

    We're all pure blood! Except me......
    Nice going Voldemort 🙄
    😂😆😆😂😆😆😆😆😂😆😂😂😂😂😆😂 I'm loving this video

    • @nalt5129
      @nalt5129 5 лет назад +5

      Exept me and Snape

    • @aubreys7549
      @aubreys7549 5 лет назад +1

      It said that right as I read this

    • @Kardinaalilintu
      @Kardinaalilintu 5 лет назад +1

      @TheMagicMudkip welll... he also missunderstood who aryan were.... he figured scandies were the same as aryan and was mistaken in that.

    • @voldemortvoldemort8828
      @voldemortvoldemort8828 5 лет назад +1

      Only the best can join the authorities.

    • @Blnde_blur
      @Blnde_blur 5 лет назад +1

      yea

  • @TayyabKhalil
    @TayyabKhalil 7 лет назад +63

    Avada Kedavra
    What a wonderful curse
    Avada Kedavra
    There ain't nothing worse
    It means I'm killing
    Mudbloods, muggles and elves
    It's our problem free
    Philosophy
    Avada Kedavra

  • @mithmoonwalker
    @mithmoonwalker 4 года назад +21

    in the library scene there is a book called furret flight, a easteregg to that one time barty crouch junior making weasel draco fly. nice nod

  • @trinurfav
    @trinurfav 5 лет назад +110

    Why didn’t Voldemort just use *aVaDa KeDaVrA* on Wormtail when he wanted to.... ya know...
    *aVaDa kEdAvRa!!!11!1!!1!*

    • @nightowl6055
      @nightowl6055 5 лет назад

      NO! Voldemort says: VANILLA BANANA!

  • @TheRavenir
    @TheRavenir 10 лет назад +386

    This is simply made of win.

    • @watermellonpussy95
      @watermellonpussy95 10 лет назад +2

      /)

    • @enharmonics
      @enharmonics 10 лет назад +2

      (\
      ;)

    • @BlazeFuryburn
      @BlazeFuryburn 10 лет назад

      Twilight Acorna Sparkle I bet half of the bronies came here because of Jerry Peet

    • @enharmonics
      @enharmonics 10 лет назад +1

      BlazeFuryburn And my, am I glad I did. I can't believe, the Potter fan that I am, I didn't know of this sooner. This is brilliant!

    • @starlight444
      @starlight444 10 лет назад +1

      BlazeFuryburn How did you know? XD Well I laughed my ass of because of this song! Brilliant!

  • @fizzii5072
    @fizzii5072 8 лет назад +2394

    Guys, GUYS, GUYS!!!
    Voldemort has a nose!!!

  • @sanstheskeleton2053
    @sanstheskeleton2053 3 года назад +173

    "I'm so angry i could kill a house-elf!"
    "we don't need a house elf killed Yet"
    "an owl?"
    "no"
    "HARRY POTTER!?"
    "*NO HE'S MINE*"

  • @sythemachine5631
    @sythemachine5631 6 лет назад +55

    Voldemort is against half-bloods and muggle-born.....yet VOLDEMORT IS A HALF-BLOOD

    • @lordrathut
      @lordrathut 5 лет назад

      Yup, I've noticed that a couple times before this video

    • @WeirdAl45231
      @WeirdAl45231 5 лет назад +1

      No one on the dark side knew, so he didn’t care

    • @APerson-bq7nn
      @APerson-bq7nn 5 лет назад

      that's why he hates them

  • @itsskylol7265
    @itsskylol7265 6 лет назад +88

    I know why Wormtail wanted to be in Slytherin.
    All the girls had big facilities! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @loifenotgay5449
    @loifenotgay5449 7 лет назад +650

    Wait... What's the killing curse again?

    • @bulletclub4life290
      @bulletclub4life290 7 лет назад +27

      FlamingStallion101 um..... what's spoken every 7 seconds

    • @fskitchen8679
      @fskitchen8679 7 лет назад +9

      FlamingStallion101 AVADA KEDAVRA

    • @loifenotgay5449
      @loifenotgay5449 7 лет назад +22

      XD #SlytherinPride

    • @Ballingokustate
      @Ballingokustate 7 лет назад +30

      voldemort: UVUDU KUDUVRU!!!
      hermione: it's avada kedavra, not uvudu kuduvru

    • @91fluv3r3
      @91fluv3r3 7 лет назад +14

      Don't point that thing at me! had me laughing my ass off hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @racha4395
    @racha4395 4 года назад +133

    The fact draco was shaving his leg like a girl and then he got caught was : "let's ignore that " "it means no harrryyyyyyy"

    • @drarryfangirl9255
      @drarryfangirl9255 3 года назад +12

      IT SCREAMS DRARRY!!! XD

    • @fungusworkshop6958
      @fungusworkshop6958 3 года назад +8

      @@sweetwolf4487 I ship drarry UwU

    • @emmanouelafragaki7320
      @emmanouelafragaki7320 3 года назад +7

      I mean..... you don't have to be a girl to shave your legs, these are just stereotypes

    • @medha2769
      @medha2769 3 года назад +1

      @@emmanouelafragaki7320 woww so thoughtful... and AT LAST who doesn't accept these awful stereotypes; but that scene was really legit! 😂

    • @alextheegg6653
      @alextheegg6653 3 года назад

      @@fungusworkshop6958 i ship hinny harry x ginny

  • @shaiapoufsviolin2057
    @shaiapoufsviolin2057 5 лет назад +112

    Doctor: You have 4 minutts and 45 seco-
    Me:SAY NO MORE **Here i am**

    • @treman722
      @treman722 5 лет назад

      Doctor: You have 4 minutes and 45 minutes- (to seek treatment before your crippling Ebola becomes fatal)

    • @TheNormemegian
      @TheNormemegian 4 года назад

      minutes*

    • @AJSSPACEPLACE
      @AJSSPACEPLACE 4 года назад

      xc _Mad.Lad_ cx RIP

  • @sagehanson4110
    @sagehanson4110 5 лет назад +436

    Im sorry but.
    I think i gotta avada kedavra my brain now

  • @thatweirdguy8810
    @thatweirdguy8810 4 года назад +43

    -What's a hex?
    -Geez kid, what the HEX wrong with you?
    XDDD

  • @not-so-happypappypatton
    @not-so-happypappypatton 3 года назад +16

    “It means no Harry!”
    Harry surviving every Killing Curse that Voldemort threw at him: 👁👄👁

  • @OhRassMan
    @OhRassMan 10 лет назад +72

    Did I...did I just see the doctor? YOU MONSTERS!

    • @reaganpaulino7195
      @reaganpaulino7195 10 лет назад +7

      He`ll come regenerate don't worry (pats head) don't worry

    • @susie4717
      @susie4717 10 лет назад +1

      And they killed obama. As much as we deserve a better president, killing him will plunge us into war, anarchy, and race riots.

    • @Candygirl20000
      @Candygirl20000 10 лет назад +2

      reagan paulino but if he's killed durring regenneration. he's ded for good. And yes. I know I spelled dead ded.

  • @salmonellq2981
    @salmonellq2981 5 лет назад +66

    Why 👏 is 👏 this 👏in 👏my 👏 recommended?

    • @Daugoji
      @Daugoji 4 года назад +1

      Salmonella von Chernobyl in 2019

    • @uravites
      @uravites 4 года назад

      ME TOO

  • @red_velvet4198
    @red_velvet4198 5 лет назад +48

    *visibly amazed* "You're all killers?"

  • @ahmadalexanderr
    @ahmadalexanderr 2 года назад +22

    2:22 Are we just going to ignore the fact that Draco’s mom and aunt sing beautiful harmonies together?

    • @Honeyr0ck
      @Honeyr0ck Год назад +2

      Those are supposed to be narcisa and bellatrix?

    • @Owo_boba354
      @Owo_boba354 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@Honeyr0ck I think

    • @AndreWehrle
      @AndreWehrle 8 месяцев назад

      @@Owo_boba354 I assumed they were just supposed to be 2 random hot witches who work at Deathy's Death Eatery.

  • @M4D_F0XTR0T
    @M4D_F0XTR0T 4 года назад +36

    “Harry Potter?”
    “NO HES MINE!”

  • @stompforlove5080
    @stompforlove5080 7 лет назад +157

    Dude, did anyone else notice Voldemort has a nose in this?

    • @almaljones30
      @almaljones30 6 лет назад

      Stomp For Love yes I did

    • @bladegod5286
      @bladegod5286 6 лет назад +2

      Stomp For Love he kinda have a nose in the actual movie

    • @denisaciovica8798
      @denisaciovica8798 6 лет назад

      And his eyes are blue. Not red

    • @beck8186
      @beck8186 6 лет назад

      +Avada12 Avada12 they are red in the book.

    • @denisaciovica8798
      @denisaciovica8798 6 лет назад

      dollsanddonuts Yes. And in this are blue, not red.

  • @ishkvantas5385
    @ishkvantas5385 8 лет назад +105

    Why does Draco's voice appeal and charm me? O_o

  • @mkalap
    @mkalap 3 года назад +8

    10 years later and I still enjoy it like it’s my first time

  • @sheepreal1320
    @sheepreal1320 5 лет назад +86

    Draco: I’m so angry I could kill a house elf
    Voldemort: We don’t need a house elf kill yet
    Draco: An owl?
    Voldemort: No
    Draco: Harry Potter?
    Voldemort: *No, he’s mine*

  • @DBZGotenStan
    @DBZGotenStan 7 лет назад +166

    I accept this as Canon

    • @iamaglasswindow582
      @iamaglasswindow582 6 лет назад

      But Voldemort has a nose

    • @bobbobson5595
      @bobbobson5595 6 лет назад

      I am A glass window
      Heretic!!! Clearly that only looks and functions like a nose. Burn the heretic!!

    • @youwhat.
      @youwhat. 6 лет назад

      More canon than cursed child tbh

  • @billcipher147
    @billcipher147 6 лет назад +388

    What the hell did I just witness?

  • @amaracrisostomo2612
    @amaracrisostomo2612 3 года назад +5

    10 years later, and I still love this.