Homeschooler at Hogwarts - Studio C

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 3 тыс.

  • @mothmoons
    @mothmoons 8 лет назад +6006

    McGonagall's actress (Mallory!) in this skit is SO good at her accent!

    • @gracesgr8t
      @gracesgr8t 8 лет назад +318

      Right?! She may not look like her, but she practically 100% sounds like her.

    • @elandrew6406
      @elandrew6406 8 лет назад +48

      Abella of Hyrule Mallory

    • @theosproul8547
      @theosproul8547 6 лет назад +41

      Abella of Hyrule i know mallory is so good at voices

    • @vrose3983
      @vrose3983 6 лет назад +17

      Abella of Hyrule Mallory Everton

    • @helenamirian908
      @helenamirian908 5 лет назад +9

      So great, as always!!

  • @anabellesmith4740
    @anabellesmith4740 5 лет назад +6690

    "A Weasely's mouth is a chamber of secrets best left closed." My favorite quote ever!

  • @ME-ke5xi
    @ME-ke5xi 4 года назад +6038

    “It’s okay, he’s not a Gryffindor.”

  • @tropicalagproductions2958
    @tropicalagproductions2958 7 лет назад +4897

    Ron: AVADA KEDAV-
    You realize that's your sister right?

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 5 лет назад +330

      It's okay, she is a ginger.

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 5 лет назад +312

      She said your best spell, she didn't say a helpful spell.

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 5 лет назад +52

      I know well AVADA KEDAVA

    • @miloradowicz
      @miloradowicz 5 лет назад +54

      What's a sister?

    • @lo-kal8207
      @lo-kal8207 5 лет назад +64

      @@miloradowicz "What's a sister?"
      *sweet home Alabama plays in the distance*

  • @RissaFaith94
    @RissaFaith94 9 лет назад +4888

    "She's a witch!"
    "We're all witches!"
    "Yes, but not all of us are competent."

    • @salixuu
      @salixuu 7 лет назад +89

      She legit just called them all female

    • @GothBiDemiGirl
      @GothBiDemiGirl 6 лет назад +32

      *cough cough* *Lockhart* *cough* *Umbridge* *cough cough*

    • @stegosaurus6654
      @stegosaurus6654 6 лет назад +6

      666th like

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 лет назад +22

      "What are you even saying?"
      "Yeah."

    • @fiomba5099
      @fiomba5099 6 лет назад +3

      I was about to say that!

  • @birdie8663
    @birdie8663 4 года назад +3784

    “Homeschool has significantly higher survival rates”
    Technically true outside of the wizarding world as well

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 4 года назад +45

      Because of corrupt gov't and democrats hate school choice. Nobody can take their kids to better and safer schools without paying out of pocket.

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 года назад +30

      @@remyllebeau77 you mean take their kids to schools which drain the money from the public schools but get to choose who goes there?
      How about this if this schools are so gop we will send the worst students there that way they can work their magic.

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 4 года назад +22

      @@punkwrestle If the money is per kid and follows the kid, you don't have any reason to complain about "public schools losing money" unless you purposely want to keep kids in terrible schools. Public schools are largely bad because they refuse to deal with bad kids or they are not allowed to do anything because of gov't incompetence. If students hate school and permeate that attitude to other students, school is the last place they should be.
      Why else do you think the Parkland shooter cruz was kept around regardless of how many times the FBI and gov't were told about him? Gov't corruption and incompetence at nearly every level failed all of America and specifically that school, along with the moronic notion that "weapon free zones" do anything to stop a criminal or deranged student, when they actually embolden criminals and make the victims helpless.
      And these are the horrible people in gov't that you want to be in control of schools, as well as having a near monopoly on gov't funding which hurts poor people and poor minorities the most by taking away any other possible choice?

    • @JenamDrag0n
      @JenamDrag0n 3 года назад +39

      @@remyllebeau77 Well excuse me, but I don't see how it's much of a choice for poor people who have to live hand to mouth and can't afford to send their kids to a fancy, expensive for-profit private school even if they wanted to.

    • @jarjarbinkssithlord834
      @jarjarbinkssithlord834 3 года назад +4

      @@JenamDrag0n Does not matter if your poor or rich and can afford to send children to private or public schools. 80% of what you learn in highschool is almost never applied the people who created standardized testing and confessed that they regret how they modeled it because it is to narrow and the curriculum that they are being forced to teach will not apply in most of their lives. And yes the original model for a school system was meant to be that of private and public schools were suppose to be for the poor, really poor at that, not the middle class, upper class, or even middle of the lowest class. But now they made it to where the standard is public versus the system it was designed for which was private. It is asinine to think that a model built on a principle of quality education in teaching people life skills and knowledge they will need to function as a member of society would work in a day and age where they are teach quantity and throwing so much at you and grading you off it that you won't be able to function with in a normal societal parameter. I mean seriously do some education reforms that is proactive and something that will take 20 years to implement and by the time it is already be outdated even though it is "new".

  • @its_celestial
    @its_celestial 7 лет назад +7298

    Harry: "What's a Shakespeare?"
    Ron: "What's a Rose?"
    Me: "Ron, you have a daughter named Rose!"

  • @nicolecooper7514
    @nicolecooper7514 8 лет назад +1596

    "What's a rose?"
    You name your daughter Rose, Ron.

  • @TheEmeraldSwordMusic
    @TheEmeraldSwordMusic Год назад +220

    The best part about this is that when Whitney said 'voldemort,' everyone reacted except Matt. That's perfectly done from the book!

    • @katebass8203
      @katebass8203 Год назад +4

      Ikr!!!

    • @TFAric
      @TFAric 10 месяцев назад +1

      Oh I missed that detail. It is great.

    • @Grootatron
      @Grootatron 10 месяцев назад +1

      Wait who was Matt? It's been a while since I've read the books

    • @TFAric
      @TFAric 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@Grootatron He plays Harry in this one.

    • @Grootatron
      @Grootatron 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@TFAric oh he's the actor not a character thanks.

  • @karenblan4505
    @karenblan4505 8 лет назад +5243

    "I've been cursed!"
    *dies*
    "It's okay, he's not a Gryffindor"
    I freaking lost it XD

    • @marissacruz9880
      @marissacruz9880 8 лет назад +91

      and then the other hufflepuffs nod thier heads

    • @ctemp3246
      @ctemp3246 8 лет назад +27

      From the Shire it's ok, he isn't a ravenclaw either. We're good!

    • @aidoll3692
      @aidoll3692 7 лет назад +5

      Supreme Overlord of the Geeks as long as he is not a slytherin I'm fine.

    • @dylanklinge9966
      @dylanklinge9966 7 лет назад +7

      But hufflepuff

    • @sallyyyyrenee
      @sallyyyyrenee 7 лет назад +6

      I would have been all like, "It's okay, he's not a Slytherin."

  • @miaward9673
    @miaward9673 6 лет назад +2157

    "It's ok, he's not a gryffindoor"
    I love the way even the hufflepuffs in the back agree even though the death was from their house 😂

  • @Foxythepiratefox-5r
    @Foxythepiratefox-5r 20 дней назад +39

    2:13 Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo Harry: that's not the spell Ron: oh right right AVADA KEDAV--

  • @boglenight1551
    @boglenight1551 8 лет назад +4087

    "Everyone cast your best spells on Ginny, one of them is bound to help" ... Anyone remember the time Harry used Expelliarmius on a spider?

    • @benjisaac
      @benjisaac 8 лет назад +81

      +Boglenight He used Arania Exumai, not expelliarmus, didn't he?

    • @jencypetersen3410
      @jencypetersen3410 8 лет назад +45

      What about Engorgio? Wasn't that book 7?

    • @boglenight1551
      @boglenight1551 8 лет назад +73

      Maisy
      I pity the people who don't read books.

    • @benjisaac
      @benjisaac 8 лет назад +23

      I've read more books than you can possible imagine- if he did Expelliarmus in the book than that would explain the question mark, correct? I saw the movie last week and haven't read the book recently, and again, my reply was a question.

    • @boglenight1551
      @boglenight1551 8 лет назад +14

      Maisy
      "I've read more books than you can possible imagine" You're not too bright are you? Also the fact that you took down the comment proves that you realized just how stupid you are. If you had read the books you would remember that in the maze Harry used Expelliarmus on a spider, also that the spell you said had never actually existed in the books. I feel sorry for your lack of intelligence.

  • @syrinathelawyer
    @syrinathelawyer 7 лет назад +1285

    "Wingardium Crucio " 10/10 best spell ever xD this skit is priceless, honestly. Love it!

    • @divyarani9746
      @divyarani9746 3 года назад +4

      My favorite line for sure

    • @ShaddowBladeGaming
      @ShaddowBladeGaming Год назад +2

      That one makes me laugh every time

    • @avazquez01
      @avazquez01 Год назад +7

      They float as they are tortured. Like a scene from the Exorcist!

    • @slytherinhouseteacher
      @slytherinhouseteacher Год назад +3

      my spell has been used, FINALLY... oh crap *running from Dumbledore's ghost* SIR, STOP!

  • @infjelphabasupporter8416
    @infjelphabasupporter8416 5 лет назад +895

    Ron: What's math?
    Me: *I wanna go to hogwarts*

    • @sampreetbharali1421
      @sampreetbharali1421 4 года назад +29

      They've got numerology. That's basically math under a different name. Also got physics and chem (in case you're hopeful)...

    • @sevastiangonzalez1686
      @sevastiangonzalez1686 4 года назад +8

      A Muggle term of working with numbers.

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 года назад +12

      I call bullshit this is suppose to be the UK. In the UK they call it maths, with an s.

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 3 года назад +1

      So do I!!

    • @amberr3662
      @amberr3662 3 года назад +2

      @@punkwrestle as a UK person, I can confirm it. We say it as maths

  • @kingmello9767
    @kingmello9767 8 лет назад +3271

    "BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO!"
    "That's not a spell"
    Oh right,right,right
    AVADA KEDAV-NO!
    I'm sorry

    • @kingmello9767
      @kingmello9767 8 лет назад +11

      XD XD

    • @mundi9642
      @mundi9642 8 лет назад +95

      lol imagine if ron said abra kadabra instead of avada kedavra

    • @sodapopp4078
      @sodapopp4078 7 лет назад +19

      That's my favort part

    • @ashlyn97
      @ashlyn97 7 лет назад +8

      What is that spell supposed to do?

    • @kayrovdog1479
      @kayrovdog1479 7 лет назад +11

      um kill people

  • @cassidycass2791
    @cassidycass2791 9 лет назад +1163

    Malory nails the voice

  • @brentmccune550
    @brentmccune550 4 года назад +182

    “More like a cry for attention, gingers”.😂 Ron and Professor Magonagal high five 🖐 but Ron’s a ginger.

  • @linhvu5898
    @linhvu5898 7 лет назад +1967

    "10 more and I set a record"

  • @biscuitcucumberpatch3311
    @biscuitcucumberpatch3311 8 лет назад +2562

    Ron-"Bibity bopity boo"
    Harry-"That's not even a spell!"
    Ron-"Oh right. AVADA KEDAV-"
    Everyone-"NOOO!"
    I lost it ;D

    • @masons8621
      @masons8621 8 лет назад +5

      Ashie Pie what does avadakadam do gosh.i need to read more

    • @tara9767
      @tara9767 8 лет назад +18

      Mad RUclipsr it's the spell to kill someone

    • @masons8621
      @masons8621 8 лет назад +4

      Tara Steere ya I found that out like a week or two ago

    • @fandomanimegirl1221
      @fandomanimegirl1221 7 лет назад +4

      Mad RUclipsr
      It's Harry Potter. Have you read it or, watched the movies?

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 7 лет назад +14

      The 3 forbidden curses. Lowest is to control someone. forgot the name. Second is to cause excruciating pain, Crucio. The worst one is the killing curse. Avada Kedavra

  • @BorisTheAnimal-p5y
    @BorisTheAnimal-p5y 4 года назад +2740

    2:12
    ”Expecto Patronum!"
    "Eat Slugs!"
    "Bippity Boppity Boo!"

  • @Harley-uc1lu
    @Harley-uc1lu 5 лет назад +3279

    McGonagall: ‘gingers’
    Ron: *high fives*
    I lost it 😂

    • @everettomailia8668
      @everettomailia8668 4 года назад +8

      But Ron your a ginger........

    • @karnewarrior
      @karnewarrior 4 года назад +20

      @@everettomailia8668
      I know there's r/whoosh for when a joke goes over someone's head but is there one for when the joke smacks them square in the face and they just stare gobsmacked at it? :V

    • @lucazeroblueversion9346
      @lucazeroblueversion9346 Год назад +2

      @@karnewarrior facepalm?

    • @aciarduce
      @aciarduce Год назад +6

      As a ginger, I approve this message!

  • @scarletttaylor-byrne4248
    @scarletttaylor-byrne4248 5 лет назад +780

    *“Two Deaths In One Class,Ten More And I’ll Set A Record”*
    *I Lost It XD*

  • @dunkbuscusgaming7016
    @dunkbuscusgaming7016 4 года назад +2413

    Ron: She's a Witch
    Moira: We're all Witches!
    Ron: Yes but not all of us are competent.
    Lol that killed me!

  • @katehanson3175
    @katehanson3175 8 лет назад +507

    "Two deaths in one class 10 more and I'll set a record"😂😂😂😂

    • @tdogg46142
      @tdogg46142 7 лет назад +21

      The record was probably set in potions class on the day they tested antidotes. Now remember students, any antidote not approved by Madam Pomfrey is an anti-don't.

    • @jsoc99
      @jsoc99 5 лет назад +2

      LoL

  • @ssamyuljins
    @ssamyuljins 8 лет назад +635

    "It's okay, he's not a gryffindor."
    I'm so deaddd

    • @sagemyers7684
      @sagemyers7684 4 года назад +5

      Along with another 3/4 of the worlds population and then the Gryffindors that aren't intelligent enough to live

    • @koenigkorczak
      @koenigkorczak 4 года назад +9

      it's ok, you're not a gryffindor

    • @christinaballagh5050
      @christinaballagh5050 4 года назад +3

      @@sagemyers7684ummm what about Hermione and I got Gryffindor on the test though I thought I'd be ravenclaw

    • @nightsulk4903
      @nightsulk4903 4 года назад +3

      I'm a Hufflepuff, and Jeremy was wearing the Hufflepuff tie, pretty sure us Hufflepuff's are cursed, one of the only main characters that are in our house also died, Cedric

    • @sevastiangonzalez1686
      @sevastiangonzalez1686 4 года назад +1

      Why is everyone else against Hufflepuff?

  • @kylegerwig2071
    @kylegerwig2071 Год назад +826

    “She’s a witch!”
    “We’re all witches!”
    “Yes but not all of us are competent.”
    I LAUGHED SO HARD

  • @IdoTheChoombi
    @IdoTheChoombi 9 лет назад +2655

    *It's okay, he's not a Gryffindor*
    *likes*

    • @miaholberg7221
      @miaholberg7221 9 лет назад +4

      YASS

    • @echadwick3916
      @echadwick3916 8 лет назад +41

      +IdoTheChoombi But he WAS a Hufflepuff. HUFFLEPUFF HATERS!!!! I AM PROUD TO BE A BADGER!!!!!

    • @arealgirlgamer1252
      @arealgirlgamer1252 8 лет назад +2

      +IdoTheChoombi its not like it was harry potter XD

    • @arealgirlgamer1252
      @arealgirlgamer1252 8 лет назад +9

      +E. Chadwick i`d most likely be a hufflepuff...
      #hufflepuff4life

    • @elladavis5731
      @elladavis5731 8 лет назад +7

      +E. Chadwick go Ravenclaw

  • @Jenema2
    @Jenema2 8 лет назад +412

    "Wingardium- CRUCIO!"

  • @tonigreen2654
    @tonigreen2654 2 года назад +42

    Finally, a sketch comedy skit where the homeschooler is the more normal of the bunch. Thank you!

  • @elenasexton3365
    @elenasexton3365 8 лет назад +467

    "What's math?"

    • @random_meta
      @random_meta 8 лет назад +24

      I wish, I could make the same question...

    • @tessa9752
      @tessa9752 8 лет назад +25

      Math is a dude that really wants his ex back!

    • @Charlie-hn1qp
      @Charlie-hn1qp 7 лет назад +3

      Everyday of my life

    • @Bucketlord666
      @Bucketlord666 7 лет назад +2

      Elena Sexton my thoughts exactly

    • @ericeeshan
      @ericeeshan 6 лет назад +1

      Elena Sexton a study of numbers aka number magic

  • @thepieoflyfe9511
    @thepieoflyfe9511 8 лет назад +1390

    how would harry not know what shakespeare was *HARRY WAS MUGGLE BORN HE GOT RAISED FOR 10 YEARS BY MUGGLES*

    • @thepieoflyfe9511
      @thepieoflyfe9511 8 лет назад +5

      thats what i meant

    • @elandrew6406
      @elandrew6406 8 лет назад +28

      Bandi Craft - Minecraft & Madden! The derslys never taught him about it

    • @King-ze2kt
      @King-ze2kt 7 лет назад +38

      Bandi Craft - Minecraft & Madden! they kept him under the stairs

    • @beepboop3529
      @beepboop3529 7 лет назад +50

      ThePieOfLyfe {Bandi Craft} ROBLOX & More! You really think the dursleys would know what Shakespeare is?

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 7 лет назад +10

      Wingardium CRUCIO!!

  • @jp_wilson
    @jp_wilson 4 года назад +397

    “Let’s get on before we are all attacked by he who must not be named”
    “Who”
    “He who must not be named”
    “My dad”
    “No”
    “Me mum”
    “*He* who must not be named”
    “Ahhhhhh *whispers* dumbledore”

  • @stellenhelision4555
    @stellenhelision4555 8 лет назад +307

    Wingard-CRUCIO

  • @PhilosophicalBum21
    @PhilosophicalBum21 5 лет назад +71

    Literally every line uttered in this skit is comedic gold and quotable art at its finest. Thank you for your service to humanity, Studio C. I salute you.

  • @tallmuffin7898
    @tallmuffin7898 5 лет назад +28

    "New! The Wingardiem Crucio Spell. It's the same as the Crucio Spell, but with floating targets!"

  • @TwentyPaphonies
    @TwentyPaphonies 8 лет назад +2848

    As a homeschooler, I can 100% confirm that this is what would happen.

    • @maegardner4973
      @maegardner4973 8 лет назад +12

      Agreed 😝

    • @thegraphitemoose
      @thegraphitemoose 8 лет назад +11

      Ooooooooh yeah, this would happen!

    • @thegraphitemoose
      @thegraphitemoose 8 лет назад +22

      I honestly don't want to get into a fight, but I would like to ask why you think I'm anti social? If you actually knew me, you'd NEVER say that about me. Just ask my friends, you know, the one's you think I don't have (btw, most aren't homeschooled.)

    • @PhazonOmega
      @PhazonOmega 8 лет назад +17

      I felt like this wasn't too far from what is actually in the movies XD Those people need some help lol

    • @lilabigail8869
      @lilabigail8869 8 лет назад +36

      HOMESCHOOLERS UNITE!!!

  • @kookx187
    @kookx187 5 лет назад +110

    *-wInGARdIUm cRUcIo-* *no ginnys were harmed in the making of this video*

  • @colebowman7685
    @colebowman7685 Год назад +161

    2:19 me when I first go to Hogwarts🤣

  • @laurenhisey7053
    @laurenhisey7053 8 лет назад +794

    "What's a rose?" *We will be having the funeral of one Lauren E Hisey, who died of laughter, this Sunday at **1:42**. All who are able are welcome to attend, thank you.*

  • @reddawn15
    @reddawn15 10 лет назад +71

    I'm home schooled and this is practically how I feel sometimes. Not that people who go to public school are bad.

    • @aaaelisabeth
      @aaaelisabeth 9 лет назад +1

      Valerie A I am home schooled to!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @mithrandirsilvertongue1406
      @mithrandirsilvertongue1406 7 лет назад +1

      Valerie A yes they are...

    • @yuuchan5358
      @yuuchan5358 7 лет назад

      Wow . Is it normal doing somthing like this . I mean every child had to go to school ! In my country ! But i don't know if it's different in amerika !

    • @superfluffyshmoopy299
      @superfluffyshmoopy299 6 лет назад +1

      I am too, btw am I the only one here who "not so silently ;)" judges public schools?

    • @forestwulf828
      @forestwulf828 6 лет назад +1

      Some of us have parents who couldn't homeschool if they tried. Public school, as much as it sucked, was the only option. It isn't nice to look down on people for something they have no control over.

  • @Justin_Jhonson
    @Justin_Jhonson Год назад +21

    Ron: BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO!
    Harry: THATS NOT A SPELL
    Rin: OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT AVADA KEDAV...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ctemp3246
    @ctemp3246 8 лет назад +281

    Yes but we're not all competent
    *cough*Umbridge*cough*

    • @Rime_in_Retrograde
      @Rime_in_Retrograde 8 лет назад +22

      I think she was more psychopathic than incompetent. On that note, I'd like to add Lockheart in for consideration :)

    • @ellalarson2536
      @ellalarson2536 7 лет назад +4

      Well, Lockheart was not incompetent, he just loved himself more than anything. But I see your point

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 5 лет назад +2

      Cough lushius cough

    • @zyoom8796
      @zyoom8796 5 лет назад +1

      lil chris tuten you killed me.I just died from laughing🤣🤣🤣

  • @kawaiiguru319
    @kawaiiguru319 8 лет назад +440

    Ron: My Dad
    Professor Mcgollen: No
    Ron:My Mum
    I died laughing

  • @roughwoof
    @roughwoof 5 лет назад +47

    *That is an alternative universe storyline, if Voldermort killed Dumbledore when Harry was a child.*

    • @katyglazier4981
      @katyglazier4981 3 года назад +1

      And made Goyle Minister of Magic apparently

  • @nadsoos2212
    @nadsoos2212 9 лет назад +37

    the picking for the characters is AWESOME

  • @lanabanana424
    @lanabanana424 7 лет назад +108

    “I’m homeschooled” *gasps* “what does that even mean?”
    As a homeschooler I can confirm this is 100% accurate

  • @person465
    @person465 4 года назад +32

    "I think that we all see the value in learning something other than magic."
    "Nope"
    "No"
    "Of course not!"

  • @elliottbarth
    @elliottbarth 8 лет назад +45

    Could've sworn that was the actual Prof McGonagall's voice! Nice work!

  • @jordanmoore1027
    @jordanmoore1027 8 лет назад +41

    Mallory's voice was spot on

  • @r.prokop660
    @r.prokop660 4 года назад +140

    "We're all witches."
    Ron: "Yes but not all of us are competent"
    Oof..😂

  • @sudrianashnazg7879
    @sudrianashnazg7879 8 лет назад +337

    As a Homeschooler myself, THIS IS FLAWLESS

    • @dachanel2076
      @dachanel2076 8 лет назад +5

      same!!

    • @mayagrace32
      @mayagrace32 8 лет назад +3

      Sudrian Ash Nazg same

    • @superfluffyshmoopy299
      @superfluffyshmoopy299 6 лет назад +1

      True dat and I was home-schooled as well.

    • @nimaratheelvenhealer1700
      @nimaratheelvenhealer1700 6 лет назад +1

      Also a Homeschooler. :D

    • @swvwc8393
      @swvwc8393 5 лет назад +5

      As a homeschooler, this is actually like meeting most people who have been public schooled. Idk why the American Education System fails so horribly.

  • @Laeslaer
    @Laeslaer 10 лет назад +59

    "Homeschooling has much higher survival rates"
    "That's ridiculous. Now everyone, we must prepare for when we are attacked by he-who-must-not-be-named"

  • @llamgirl560p2
    @llamgirl560p2 4 года назад +41

    I love how the teacher has a crush on Harry and doesn’t care if everyone dies.

  • @idk1770
    @idk1770 6 лет назад +166

    Ron:Bippity boppity boo
    Harry:That’s not a spell
    Ron:Avada kadavra
    Others:No!!
    Ron:sorry,sorry
    Mcgonnagal:My dear boy. Crucio!

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 3 года назад +12

      Always Crucio! before the Avada Kedavra! A wizard is allowed to have some amusement before the work.

  • @erinwoodward7847
    @erinwoodward7847 9 лет назад +413

    Prof. M: more like a cry for attention... Gingers!
    Me: omg yes! Wait a minute... I'm a ginger!

    • @kai_sky8538
      @kai_sky8538 8 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @seanthompson3568
      @seanthompson3568 8 лет назад +3

      Then burn in hell both of you

    • @brz757
      @brz757 8 лет назад +9

      +Sean Thompson Ginger is a choice, you aren't born with it. :P

    • @EliCoolio317
      @EliCoolio317 8 лет назад +1

      that has... no logic

    • @chrissergamer
      @chrissergamer 8 лет назад +1

      you blew my mind.

  • @michaelismyname04
    @michaelismyname04 5 лет назад +41

    Ron: Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!!
    Harry: (whispers) Wrong studio.

  • @earthlydelight616
    @earthlydelight616 7 лет назад +38

    "Bippity Boppity Boo!"
    This should have been one of Ron's actually lines in the series!!

  • @maroonspider50
    @maroonspider50 8 лет назад +59

    When she says voldemort everybody goes ahhhhhhh but harry is just finally someone alive who says it to.

  • @CadetGriffin
    @CadetGriffin 4 года назад +63

    "Leviticus! Why isn't this working?"
    "It's Wingardium Leviosa. Leviticus is a book in the Bible."
    "Oh, I thought it was called Leviathans."
    "No, leviathans are behemoths."
    "I think there's something in the Bible about behemoths, or was that the Nephilim? You know, the giant guardian angel people like the ones from Noah?"
    "I think you mean the Watchers."
    "The Jehovah's Witnesses?"
    "No, I mean the angels from the Book of Enoch."
    "You must be thinking of the four angels from Ezekiel and their wheel in a wheel crossing within eachother thing or whatever it was."

    • @grandmatildyfromtennessee4605
      @grandmatildyfromtennessee4605 3 года назад +6

      this is a truly impressive comment and I love it. Well done sir.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 3 года назад +2

      - what did Jesus say?
      - Avada kedavra?
      - No, look at the birds.

    • @CadetGriffin
      @CadetGriffin 3 года назад +1

      "No. Leviathans are behemoths."
      "Wait, so they're butterflies? I don't recall the Bible saying anything about butterflies!"

  • @danihascrabs
    @danihascrabs 8 лет назад +914

    1:33 "DONALD TRUMP!" *all gasp* "DON'T SAY HIS NAME CHILD!"

  • @muditay.1790
    @muditay.1790 9 лет назад +79

    I always wondered how they got their P.E. credits...

  • @vol94
    @vol94 2 года назад +11

    "Wingardium Crucio," has to be the best part. Lmao, just wonderful

  • @calebsteindel5274
    @calebsteindel5274 8 лет назад +88

    I lost it at "My dad?"

  • @addifiggs7224
    @addifiggs7224 6 лет назад +27

    I was expecting something a lot worse. Thank you guys for being kind to us homeschoolers and not making us look idiotic. :)

  • @benjaminwatson543
    @benjaminwatson543 4 года назад +69

    "In light of your inevitable doom as Hogwarts students, we'll be using this time to teach you all how to die gracefully"
    Best quote ever

  • @andreaelledge5689
    @andreaelledge5689 8 лет назад +247

    "Yes, but not all of us are competent." Homeschool your children. It's for their own good.

    • @stephaniepoindexter9275
      @stephaniepoindexter9275 8 лет назад +5

      Amen! That's so true😃

    • @michaeltu1156
      @michaeltu1156 8 лет назад +2

      if i had any

    • @zackcannon4522
      @zackcannon4522 7 лет назад +5

      no homeschooling can lead to lack of knowledge in social situations and socially awkwardness i know two kids who are homeschoolded and they are super shy and they still watch bob the builder and my little pony

    • @ToharaAmah
      @ToharaAmah 7 лет назад +4

      I was homeschooled and didn't know basic Algebra until I taught myself as an adult.

    • @owlshipplayset
      @owlshipplayset 6 лет назад +3

      +zack cannon Though I agree it really depends, I have a feeling if they still watch Bob the builder unironically at an older age, they may be homeschooled for a reason? (this isn't meant to e offensive, just some kids are homeschooled for mental reasons.)

  • @themursets
    @themursets 8 лет назад +46

    2:14 Steven has Lord Voldemorts wand.....

  • @creeperplayz5742
    @creeperplayz5742 Год назад +19

    1:48 McGonagall: "1, 2, 3"
    Me: AVADA KEDAVRA

  • @abbycampion5801
    @abbycampion5801 7 лет назад +73

    "What's a rose?"
    The name of your daughter, Ron.

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 3 года назад +1

      Ron has no daughter cause no one wanted to marry a poor idiot. Hermione clearly married the rich Harry.

  • @alecadamy86
    @alecadamy86 9 лет назад +19

    "More like a cry for attention, gingers."
    *high fives the only other ginger in class

  • @icypopsicle9082
    @icypopsicle9082 5 лет назад +77

    (Spoilers for the fourth book and movie)
    “I’ve been cursed”
    *Dies*
    “It’s okay he’s not a Gryffindor”
    Cedric: *AM I JOKE TO YOU?!*

  • @maquel89
    @maquel89 8 лет назад +19

    Her McGonagall is spot on!

  • @DrelvanianGuardOffic
    @DrelvanianGuardOffic 8 лет назад +82

    Watched this multiple times and just now realized.. at the beginning.. Mallory caresses Matt's cheek and Jason says "speaking of magic"

    • @ashajones1787
      @ashajones1787 7 лет назад +1

      A Voice Crying Out why does she do that?? was this before or after the christmas sketch where harry kissed her under the misltoe? if so then i get it😏

    • @Pondhs
      @Pondhs 6 лет назад

      also mattory

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 года назад +1

      Multiple times? Not very observation, are you?

  • @cammierenee6474
    @cammierenee6474 9 лет назад +162

    I love this and its a great sketch, but there is one major flaw. Supposedly, Matt, or Harry Potter, doesn't know what homeschooling,or shakessphere or any of the regular stuff it, but he was raised until 11 as a muggle and went to a muggle school so he would know these things.

    • @jbrynerreader
      @jbrynerreader 9 лет назад +7

      That is so true. I was thinking the exact same thing!😉

    • @yaraj37
      @yaraj37 9 лет назад +5

      +silvermoon catheart101 He never went to school! He used to serve his aunt and uncle!

    • @rachelgrace3216
      @rachelgrace3216 9 лет назад +6

      +Yara Jeries no he went to a normal school. he was never really a "servant" servant, but he did fetch things sometimes.

    • @blueskybelyr
      @blueskybelyr 9 лет назад +5

      +silvermoon catheart101 I don't know any 11 year old that's taught Shakespeare...

    • @cammierenee6474
      @cammierenee6474 9 лет назад +3

      i knew about it since fourth grade

  • @shevyszcz6188
    @shevyszcz6188 8 лет назад +20

    Mallory is great at professor mggonagle accent

  • @georgeweasley9297
    @georgeweasley9297 4 года назад +16

    "A Weasley's mouth is a chamber of secrets best left closed"
    Yeah, that's fair

  • @benjaminjohnson4045
    @benjaminjohnson4045 9 лет назад +31

    That mcgonnagal voice though!

  • @TheCart54321
    @TheCart54321 7 лет назад +12

    1:08 I don’t read the books or watch many of the movies but even I could tell that the part was funny for a reason

  • @thatgirlsarah8820
    @thatgirlsarah8820 4 года назад +20

    “It’s okay, he’s not a Gryffindor”
    💀💀💀

  • @gojolovr
    @gojolovr 8 лет назад +19

    "It's okay, he's not a Gryffindor..." makes me smile.

  • @itsjustjosie8899
    @itsjustjosie8899 8 лет назад +106

    I love how they didn't make homeschoolers look stupid.

    • @lilydowd7852
      @lilydowd7852 8 лет назад +8

      I agree, I was home schooled for 7 years and some how everyone thinks we get it easy and that we are stupid. But we end up working harder and having more life experience then public schoolers. Not to say that they are stupid they just are locked in a brick building all day and we are going out side playing and learning, they can only learn so much.

    • @markpotts4280
      @markpotts4280 8 лет назад +5

      +Lily Dowd People who are not home schooled still can play outside and learn just as much as homeschooled kids. They have more people to tell their problems, ideas, thoughts etc. to, and more time to do it. They also have access to many different tools (ex., a Cricut) that many parents don't have. They can learn from their friend's mistakes and constantly be around their peers. Seriously, I'm curious, why would you say that we don't work as hard as you guys do and that we can only learn so much? I am not at all saying that kids who aren't homeschooled are smarter than homeschooled kids, I just want you to think before you make an uneducated comment.

    • @itsjustjosie8899
      @itsjustjosie8899 8 лет назад +5

      +Mark Potts No one is saying public schooled kids don't learn anything (at least I'm not). True, we may not have a Cricut, but we have other things that public schoolers don't have (ex. co-ops). I'm sure there are some kids who work harder than us. When we point out those things, we're talking about the kids who go to school because they're forced to or don't care as much. But while you're saying we're making fun of you, you're also making fun of us by saying that we have no friends- or never see them. So rather than say that, it would be easier to say "hey, I think you meant to word it this way" or "that's not what public schools are always like". We also do many extracurricular activities, for example I've done a girls' coding club where we used a Sphero. Don't assume all homeschoolers are the same. Just make sure you're being considerate, as I'm sure Lily didn't mean to offend you.

    • @lilydowd7852
      @lilydowd7852 8 лет назад +2

      +it'sjustjosie that's exactly what I was saying.

    • @lilydowd7852
      @lilydowd7852 8 лет назад

      +it'sjustjosie that's exactly what I was saying.

  • @caroline8590
    @caroline8590 3 года назад +4

    “We’ll solve that mystery in June” is probably one of the most accurate underrated lines in the video

  • @ambermero5968
    @ambermero5968 10 лет назад +11

    "Speaking of magic, yaaaa" "A Weasley's mouth is a chamber of secrets best left CLOSED!" LOL! Studio C is AWESOME!
    *Mischief Managed*
    ~Amber the Potterhead and Hillywood® fan

  • @hello-ur5mb
    @hello-ur5mb 6 лет назад +16

    As a homeschooler and potterhead I love this so much! 😂

  • @kimpor7450
    @kimpor7450 4 года назад +14

    "two deaths in one class ten more and I'll set a record" lmao

  • @Wayward_Insomniac
    @Wayward_Insomniac 2 года назад +42

    I can only imagine how hard is was for Ginny’s actress not to laugh during all of this 😂

  • @jethexdes
    @jethexdes 8 лет назад +20

    These guys should make a video about what that guy from fantastic beasts did before he got kicked out of hogwarts.

  • @castleguard_of_xbox360
    @castleguard_of_xbox360 25 дней назад +2

    2:19 🤣🤣🤣 was not expecting this classic

  • @ritiaggarwal995
    @ritiaggarwal995 6 лет назад +16

    1:36 At least they kept true to the canon. When she said Voldemort's name, Matt (Harry) was the only one in the room who didn't gasp.

  • @zobobae
    @zobobae 8 лет назад +24

    I like it when you do the Harry Potter ones. Can you Percy Jackson?

  • @CreamerOfTheDairySquad
    @CreamerOfTheDairySquad Год назад +3

    Bibbity bibbity boo!
    That's not a spell
    Oh right right AVADA KADAV..."
    LMAO😂 had y daughter and I DYING lmao I gotta show this to my wife

  • @Princess12184
    @Princess12184 9 лет назад +107

    Seeing as how Hogwarts students doomed, we will be teaching you all how to die gracefully. ;)

  • @jenaminton7009
    @jenaminton7009 8 лет назад +15

    This sketch does bring up an interesting point. Hermione, Harry, and probably Dean Thomas would have been students that would have been more well rounded because they went to real school meaning they knew how to read, write, and do other schooling that some of the other students wouldn't have had unless they were required to have some schooling in those subjects before coming to Hogwarts.

    • @AmazingBrickster
      @AmazingBrickster 8 лет назад

      It's a joke.

    • @awaywiththefaeries9464
      @awaywiththefaeries9464 6 лет назад +1

      A lot of jokes can have a serious meaning behind them. Watch Paint's Disney princess parody. It's hilarious, but it brings up subjects that we, as humans need to sort out.

    • @tiffanysmith490
      @tiffanysmith490 3 месяца назад

      I mean I always assumed all Wizarding children are homeschooling until they go to Hogwarts....

  • @LOVEZENDAYA
    @LOVEZENDAYA Год назад +4

    “AVADA KEDAVRA” and “Wingardium Crucio” got me cackling

  • @red_llama7595
    @red_llama7595 8 лет назад +45

    isn't Ron's daughter called rose?

    • @ch0rkie
      @ch0rkie 8 лет назад +28

      So THAT'S where he got the name . . .

  • @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840
    @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 4 года назад +9

    Me " well if I die I want to die with grace and poise but with so much drama that I can will an Oscar award for it "

  • @nobledonkey17
    @nobledonkey17 5 лет назад +5

    "It's okay he's not a gryffindor"
    Thata like 75% of the series in a nut shell XD

  • @Henry-rm5yi
    @Henry-rm5yi 4 года назад +17

    We'll solve that mystery in June lmao

  • @mrfrost6211
    @mrfrost6211 5 лет назад +10

    This reminds me of a classic blunder me and some friends made
    Oh while I'm at it, make sure when casting crucio you don't say crucify by mistake