How to speak cute Japanese

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @kanamenaito
    @kanamenaito  7 месяцев назад +187

    Examples transcript:
    わたしはかなめです。
    わたしかなめ。 
    わたしデービッド
    デーちゃん
    オリビア
    オーちゃん
    かなめあたまいたい。
    かなめおなかすいた
    かなめおこった!
    かなめかなしい。
    かなめさみしい。
    かなめすねた!
    ふん!
    かなめうれしい!
    かなめしあわせ!
    かなめおかねほしい!
    かなめこのとけいほしい!
    かなめペットほしい!
    かなめラーメンたべたい!
    かなめケーキたべたい!
    かなめビールのみたい!
    かなめウォッカのみたい!
    かなめテキーラのみたい!
    かなめ遊園地いきたい!
    かなめ海外旅行いきたい!
    おこづかいちょうだい!
    さいふちょうだい!
    クレジットカードちょうだい!
    アイスかって!
    この服買って!
    このネックレス買って!
    すいません→しゅいましぇん
    ください→くだしゃい
    しゅいましぇん!ビールくだしゃい!
    つかれた→ちゅかれた
    なに?→にゃに?
    これにゃに?
    なんで→にゃんで?
    おねがい!→おにぇがい!
    おかねかして!おにぇがい!
    ビールおごって!おにぇがい!
    たなかしゃん、おかにぇくだしゃい。
    おかね?なんで俺がお前にお金あげなきゃいけないの?
    じゃあ…クレジットカードくだしゃい。
    やだよ。
    おにぇがい。
    やだ。
    おにぇがい。
    だめだって、しつこいなあ。
    たなかしゃんのケチ。
    ケチって・・・。
    たなかしゃんだいきらい。
    …別にいいよ。
    ふん!

    • @grenni77
      @grenni77 7 месяцев назад +6

      かなめさん好きです!❤😂

    • @colinjames2469
      @colinjames2469 7 месяцев назад

      Hilarious!

    • @hx3tube
      @hx3tube 7 месяцев назад +8

      how did you manage not to laugh when you were making this video?

    • @RadenWA
      @RadenWA 7 месяцев назад

      ありがとうかあちゃん╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

    • @jayzsuarez
      @jayzsuarez 7 месяцев назад

      Amazing how sensei isnt bursting into laughter 😂

  • @doripetrasovszky
    @doripetrasovszky 7 месяцев назад +1017

    My guy is a little bit comfortable in this role

    • @outfl1595
      @outfl1595 7 месяцев назад +90

      He's a man of culture.

    • @davfb8622
      @davfb8622 7 месяцев назад +63

      No toxic, just masculinity 😂

    • @illogical.operator
      @illogical.operator 7 месяцев назад +49

      kaname has always been kawaii

    • @me0101001000
      @me0101001000 7 месяцев назад +23

      He's a talented voice actor

    • @gilain8537
      @gilain8537 7 месяцев назад +1

      Definitely 😂😂

  • @AshLifts97
    @AshLifts97 7 месяцев назад +701

    Thanks, I'll be sure to try this at the Japanese embassy when I'm inquiring about a visa.

    • @ragerteenager968
      @ragerteenager968 7 месяцев назад +77

      ビザおにぇがい🥺

    • @chooo35
      @chooo35 7 месяцев назад +27

      Visa choudai😊

    • @helixxia9320
      @helixxia9320 7 месяцев назад +2

      😭

    • @seriouslywhatever1031
      @seriouslywhatever1031 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco 6 месяцев назад +15

      "This foreigner is soooooo cute, let them in!"
      It'll work just fine, I guarantee it!

  • @chrisch.2287
    @chrisch.2287 7 месяцев назад +256

    My Japanese Sensei can't be this cute

    • @crazguykwan8955
      @crazguykwan8955 7 месяцев назад +10

      prison

    • @rana-hb3yt
      @rana-hb3yt 7 месяцев назад +2

      STOPPP 😭

    • @eeeeeek
      @eeeeeek 6 месяцев назад +2

      uoooogghhh 😭😭😭

    • @musenw8834
      @musenw8834 7 дней назад

      Nah it's an example of the theatrics behind the anime 😂 for example the little girl in arifureta 😅
      And then throw in some indirect Japanese for that anime effect for the extreme anime weeaboos

  • @5000_People
    @5000_People 7 месяцев назад +330

    Time to combine this information with how to sound like a delinquent.

  • @ERFMXVCC
    @ERFMXVCC 7 месяцев назад +401

    Thank you Kaname-sensei, this is just what I needed! Surely no one will find me cringe and embarrassing if I spoke like this regularly!

    • @Johnnyvtg
      @Johnnyvtg 7 месяцев назад +27

      If someone spoke to me like this I would just wait for them to speak normally before I respond.

    • @kometoru
      @kometoru 7 месяцев назад +7

      kimoi

    • @owojohnson1115
      @owojohnson1115 7 месяцев назад

      あああああ、きも

    • @dannyg.4421
      @dannyg.4421 7 месяцев назад +6

      ofcourse not fartmicrowave-chan

    • @ahabrawgaming1289
      @ahabrawgaming1289 7 месяцев назад +4

      I will use this during interviews

  • @longcat888
    @longcat888 7 месяцев назад +29

    自己紹介のくだり、だんだん九官鳥みたいに聞こえてきて笑いました😂 日本人ですがカナメさんの動画いつも楽しみにしてます!

  • @Mojo702
    @Mojo702 7 месяцев назад +91

    I can't believe you did this with a straight face😂

    • @musenw8834
      @musenw8834 7 дней назад

      That's what makes him a interesting teacher

  • @onloveave
    @onloveave 7 месяцев назад +867

    My toxic trait is that i prefer these videos over the grammar ones

    • @ClickDecision
      @ClickDecision 7 месяцев назад +11

      I've literally never studied grammar and have been successful. Don't feel like you have to bother with grammar if you don't want to

    • @tbqhwyf
      @tbqhwyf 7 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@ClickDecision to what degree of success?

    • @ClickDecision
      @ClickDecision 7 месяцев назад +13

      @@tbqhwyf i just finished persona 4 in japanese and have read several mangas

    • @darknesswithin0
      @darknesswithin0 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@ClickDecisiontry reading some Japanese shousetsu

    • @ClickDecision
      @ClickDecision 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@darknesswithin0 currently reading 賢者の石 haha ^^

  • @RT-qd8yl
    @RT-qd8yl 7 месяцев назад +91

    I love how he keeps trying to hold back his laughter after he says a phrase.

  • @Ciremo
    @Ciremo 7 месяцев назад +95

    I need a behind the scenes video where you break character 😂

    • @nonime9566
      @nonime9566 7 месяцев назад +8

      Plot twist: there are none :d

    • @LangLuis
      @LangLuis 7 месяцев назад

      @@nonime9566lmao :d

  • @bidgaa
    @bidgaa 7 месяцев назад +157

    I was dying the whole time, ur genius

  • @matercan5649
    @matercan5649 7 месяцев назад +61

    8:02 "advanced kawaii language" - Our sensei kaname, 2024

  • @hakasehakasehakasehakase
    @hakasehakasehakasehakase 7 месяцев назад +116

    The usage of Comic Sans on the translations killed me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @grapesofmath1539
      @grapesofmath1539 7 месяцев назад +4

      I usually notice that type of thing wtf

  • @Owjdnskoakansbskk
    @Owjdnskoakansbskk 7 месяцев назад +344

    This should’ve been release on the 1st 😂

    • @nyuh
      @nyuh 7 месяцев назад +38

      but this is technically a serious in depth video and not a joke XD

    • @elgatofelix8917
      @elgatofelix8917 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@nyuhmeh... how "seriously" you take this topic depends on how kawaii obsessed your mind is.

    • @susanma4899
      @susanma4899 7 месяцев назад +1

      That's what I was thinking. Is this a joke?!

    • @nyuh
      @nyuh 7 месяцев назад +19

      @@elgatofelix8917 well by serious i mean he's just presenting how the style of speech is done and not just lying/making stuff up

    • @StephenBanyar
      @StephenBanyar 5 месяцев назад

      That would've been perfect for the birthday of everyone's favourite girl from the Kantō Region.
      Sakura Kinomoto, of course!

  • @Skipps1
    @Skipps1 7 месяцев назад +171

    Got it! I'm sure people at my job interview will be impressed

  • @Sammzor
    @Sammzor 7 месяцев назад +44

    The first "watashi kaname" actually spooked me

  • @plebisMaximus
    @plebisMaximus 7 месяцев назад +89

    If I pulled this with my tutor, I think she's more likely to end the lesson and block me from setting up new ones than to find it remotely cute lol.

    • @LukasVokrinek
      @LukasVokrinek 4 месяца назад +1

      Gotta find a tutor that can take the kawaii

  • @hackptui
    @hackptui 7 месяцев назад +144

    I'll be in Japan in a month. Talk about a timely video. Thanks, Kaname! The locals are going to think I'm one of them!

    • @jawz2005
      @jawz2005 7 месяцев назад +16

      Expect a hasty deportation 😂

    • @hackptui
      @hackptui 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@jawz2005 and a quick divorce from my wife, for sure 😃

    • @jawz2005
      @jawz2005 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@hackptui haha long life to both of you! 🙏

  • @CowboyBGM
    @CowboyBGM 7 месяцев назад +423

    >be me
    >35 y/o white male with large beard
    >goes to japan for the first time
    >speak this way to every human I interact with
    probably more common than you think

    • @じゅげむ-s6b
      @じゅげむ-s6b 7 месяцев назад +7

      unless you're ladybeard I don't think anyonoe else dooes this...?

    • @aibao_eipariru_april
      @aibao_eipariru_april 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @GWRocket
      @GWRocket 7 месяцев назад +7

      your boo pfp is very cute so it makes sense imo

    • @FransceneJK98
      @FransceneJK98 7 месяцев назад +4

      Please don’t do this. It’s creepy 😂

    • @raumfahreturschutze
      @raumfahreturschutze 7 месяцев назад +1

      Fortunately you can usually visually identify these types a block away. Stay away!

  • @abundant-goldenrod-breath
    @abundant-goldenrod-breath 7 месяцев назад +46

    delightfully uncomfortable and informational, just how I like it

  • @Kileez
    @Kileez 7 месяцев назад +94

    Now this is the type of content I needed

  • @d3pl0y3r23
    @d3pl0y3r23 7 месяцев назад +30

    I'm not cute enough to use this new found skill

  • @sherpFPS
    @sherpFPS 7 месяцев назад +536

    My gf(Japanese person) isn’t gonna know what hit her

    • @AlexandraFR38
      @AlexandraFR38 7 месяцев назад +58

      please let us know her reaction. It's necessary lol

    • @ridleyroid9060
      @ridleyroid9060 7 месяцев назад

      I swear to god one day I wont scroll down a video like this one day and see a japanese gf flex. Fcking day ruiner.
      Can we get some other miserable loosers in the chat like me?

    • @ridleyroid9060
      @ridleyroid9060 7 месяцев назад

      one of these days I will scroll down a japanese video and I won't see a JP GF flex and want to cry in bed for the remainder of the day instead of learning Japanese.

    • @vicky121wicky3
      @vicky121wicky3 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@AlexandraFR38yes please lmao

    • @ridleyroid9060
      @ridleyroid9060 7 месяцев назад +31

      One of these days I will scroll down a japanese video and not see a person flex their JP GF (or any GF for that matter.)

  • @Giraffinator
    @Giraffinator 7 месяцев назад +37

    _Finally,_ straight from the expert himself

    • @啓示の後
      @啓示の後 6 месяцев назад

      gay from the expert himself

  • @Eternal-Security
    @Eternal-Security 7 месяцев назад +48

    Kaname is a little late for his April Fools video. Now we need a Rough/Yakuza language video.

    • @TheFieryWind99
      @TheFieryWind99 7 месяцев назад +2

      I think he already did that sometime ago, far before this one.

  • @supernenechi
    @supernenechi 7 месяцев назад +19

    You're so totally serious playing this role, I love it! ❤

  • @NiGHTSaturn
    @NiGHTSaturn 7 месяцев назад +8

    Now a lot of the dialogue in Card Captor Sakura makes sense 😂

  • @LupercaliaXVI
    @LupercaliaXVI 7 месяцев назад +42

    Dude, I'm gonna be sooo cute

  • @kettyandkitty
    @kettyandkitty 7 месяцев назад +45

    Kaname's thumbnails are a separate form of art 😂 Thank you for sharing your knowledge with us, sensei!💛

  • @tomako3a
    @tomako3a 7 месяцев назад +48

    Hahahaha this is the funniest thing I watched first thing in the morning. I can also easily imagine Kaname bursting out laughing at each spot where we see a cut

  • @falfoola606
    @falfoola606 7 месяцев назад +6

    imagine someone cutting part of the video and posting it without context 😭😭😭😭

  • @emerdaletan
    @emerdaletan 7 месяцев назад +11

    "I'm going to seriously talk about...."
    If Kaname-sensei says he will SERIOUSLY talk about something, you have to SERIOUSLY pay attention to it.

  • @kiiturii
    @kiiturii 7 месяцев назад +45

    average japanese teacher: You can't learn from anime, it's not natural!!
    chad Kaname:

  • @charlesmanapat5418
    @charlesmanapat5418 7 месяцев назад +8

    His poker face while doing and saying all that 🤣

  • @slinkywhippet
    @slinkywhippet 7 месяцев назад +2

    So when I totally forget all my Japanese grammar I just need to go full kawaii - thank you Sensei ❤

  • @AngelsAndButterflies
    @AngelsAndButterflies 7 месяцев назад +16

    This seems to be really in-your-face cuteness, but what about subtle cuteness?

  • @Aisaka115
    @Aisaka115 7 месяцев назад +7

    This video is the single greatest work of art created by humanity

  • @coolbrotherf127
    @coolbrotherf127 7 месяцев назад +43

    As Papa Fanku once said, "Are you ready to be kawaii af?"

  • @mlchronister72
    @mlchronister72 7 месяцев назад +7

    This is right up there with his delinquent video. すごい!!!

  • @kevion5595
    @kevion5595 7 месяцев назад +7

    This would have been the perfect April fools video

  • @fibbbb909
    @fibbbb909 7 месяцев назад +32

    shin chan ahh voice 💀

  • @aslilac
    @aslilac 7 месяцев назад +8

    my guy uploaded this 9 days late, but it was worth waiting for

  • @andrettax6052
    @andrettax6052 7 месяцев назад +17

    LMAO you were almost laughing many times. Can't believe you done that. Props to you dude! That was weirdly interesting.
    I gotta tell you that your cute voice sounds like annoying kid and not a cute kid, which is a good thing since your normal voice sounds mature you can't really make a true cute voice like a child or something.

  • @revangerang
    @revangerang 7 месяцев назад +5

    にあってにゃい!うける〜 Big props for making these sorts of important lessons that often get overlooked! Keep up the good work~

  • @user-ej6rr2km8e
    @user-ej6rr2km8e 7 месяцев назад +49

    In the Danganronpa series there is a character called Monomi and she does cutesy baby talk. For example, she says “achisi” あちし instead of “watashi” わたし

    • @makiroll8523
      @makiroll8523 7 месяцев назад +5

      Yes! And she uses でちゅ・まちゅ調.

    • @user-ej6rr2km8e
      @user-ej6rr2km8e 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@makiroll8523 Yes she does! 😆😆
      it’s always great to see a fellow Danganronpa fan 😄😄😄😄

  • @La_donna
    @La_donna 2 месяца назад

    I love how he went as far as to say the sentences in a cute voice, acting it out AND doing it with a straight face 😭

  • @Totowoo2020
    @Totowoo2020 7 месяцев назад +44

    So seriously hilarious ... or hilariously serious😂

  • @holycrudproductions7996
    @holycrudproductions7996 7 месяцев назад +7

    no man should have this amount of power

  • @SONYSIKE
    @SONYSIKE 7 месяцев назад +8

    my sanity after watching 500 yt shorts:

  • @ike9032
    @ike9032 7 месяцев назад +42

    I will now use this for nefarious purposes (avoid learning proper Japanese grammar)

  • @saltwalk
    @saltwalk 7 месяцев назад +6

    Well done on this video! I enjoyed every minute of this. The whole kawaii voice here in Japan actually drives me nuts and I am totally put off by it in real life and anime, but thanks to you, I now I have the knowledge and tools to terrorize my friends with the same cuteness that has plagued me so much.❤🥰

  • @LazY_7B
    @LazY_7B 7 месяцев назад +4

    Imagine acting this alone in front of camera.. Kaname is master of this kind of things.👀

  • @nanakadog
    @nanakadog 7 месяцев назад +8

    かなめ先生はいつも可愛いけどこのビデオでは一段と可愛いですね。笑い。このチャンネルでいつも出てくるユニークで珍妙な例文も学習には最適ですが、SPY×FAMILYみたいな最近人気のアニメから例文を持ってくるのも良いですね!

  • @rolizgames
    @rolizgames 3 месяца назад +1

    This is the most helpful video I think I've ever seen on the internet

  • @dacidthorn
    @dacidthorn 7 месяцев назад +6

    My name IS David and I live for cute. Too perfect.

  • @orianabanana1
    @orianabanana1 7 месяцев назад +2

    カナメ先生、かわいいすぎる〜 Congratulations on keeping a straight face during this lesson 😂

  • @oldbones000
    @oldbones000 7 месяцев назад +14

    This should be chapter 1 in every japanese text book.

  • @Fureccha
    @Fureccha 7 месяцев назад +9

    I felt a piece of my soul evaporate while watching this

  • @LiterallyJustAnActualPotato
    @LiterallyJustAnActualPotato 7 месяцев назад +5

    This was so good, I’m gonna upgrade my Patreon subscription haha. And there’s a table of cuteness in the description!! Amazing!! Thank you for your dedication かなめちゃん 🥹❤️

  • @user-ej6rr2km8e
    @user-ej6rr2km8e 7 месяцев назад +1

    This video is so wholesome and cute, and so is Kaname-sensei. I want a part 2, please!

  • @KindaMad958
    @KindaMad958 7 месяцев назад +6

    This kind of content is a lot more helpful than people realise - it helps all of these things stick in your head way better by making it funny / interesting and silly

  • @yarukineez0
    @yarukineez0 7 месяцев назад +3

    Your acting is impressive as always

  • @MSinclairStevens
    @MSinclairStevens 7 месяцев назад +8

    Amazing job at keeping a straight face!

  • @antongroewentrup
    @antongroewentrup 7 месяцев назад +1

    Mappa: "New voice actor found!"

  • @pioneershark2230
    @pioneershark2230 7 месяцев назад +20

    Shield Charging 1:20

  • @morimori_i
    @morimori_i 11 дней назад

    Omg I'm cringing during the whole vid but you're so entertaining. Your ability to say them all without laughing is topnotch.

  • @davidpbell
    @davidpbell 6 месяцев назад

    Thank you very much Kaname-san. I played this to my Australian middle school Japanese language students. They understood immediately and thought it was hilarious. Well done and thank you.

  • @gilain8537
    @gilain8537 7 месяцев назад +2

    Idk why but I feel like you were enjoying this episode so much 😂😂

  • @HhHh-kz5gp
    @HhHh-kz5gp 7 месяцев назад +1

    One of the funniest videos of yours, yet useful. Thank You very much

  • @lolwutf
    @lolwutf 7 месяцев назад +3

    Now I feel prepared to visit Japan

  • @dogwithsocks
    @dogwithsocks 7 месяцев назад +4

    legendary lesson. thank you.

  • @DarkSamus100
    @DarkSamus100 7 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks for the video, Kaname先生。It was really funny, and also interesting, to discover a new way of Japanese, the cute Japanese.
    Have a good day, Kaname. The same to your family and friends. And also the same to the viewers, their family and friends. Cheers.

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 7 месяцев назад +1

    I liked this way more than the grammar vids.
    Probably because there are many ways to write things.
    Or that this is a guilty pleasure..
    I like writing simpler because it makes me overthink less and get the words and thoughts out quicker.

  • @Clips_desu
    @Clips_desu 3 месяца назад

    I've learned a lot from your videos but never would've imagined I'll be learning how to sound cute 🤣

  • @s.k.bradford297
    @s.k.bradford297 7 месяцев назад

    He had so much fun making this video and because of it, it was so much fun to watch!

  • @musicandfanart5787
    @musicandfanart5787 3 месяца назад

    That last conversation is any conversation between me and my dad 😂

  • @ubhelbr
    @ubhelbr 7 месяцев назад +2

    I have learned all the phrases. Now I can move to Japan.

  • @jasonspitzer1503
    @jasonspitzer1503 7 месяцев назад +1

    HAHA!! I’m laughing so hard it hurts. I’ll try these helpful tips at the office today.

  • @chamsterMike
    @chamsterMike 7 месяцев назад

    かなめ先生はこの話し方が自然すぎ…

  • @mikespoon3685
    @mikespoon3685 7 месяцев назад +6

    Meeting your girlfriend's parents for the first time? Here are some language tips! 😂

  • @angelaegan6204
    @angelaegan6204 7 месяцев назад

    Seriously, Kaname san, your ability to convey feelings through your facial expressions is up there with Koji Yakusho!. And he is an Oscar winner. I really enjoyed this video and your exploration of Japanese Kawaii. I also like it when you include your corgi in your videos. Greetings from Dublin.

  • @davebradshaw3188
    @davebradshaw3188 7 месяцев назад +1

    As a david currently travelling Japan, I appreciate this content

  • @ragerteenager968
    @ragerteenager968 7 месяцев назад +1

    "as a kawaii person you need to---" man I hate how serious you are 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @majokko_moon
    @majokko_moon 7 месяцев назад

    It's refreshing to see Kaname-sensei being this cute. ✨😆

  • @Un1234l
    @Un1234l 7 месяцев назад +1

    Master of your craft for real

  • @memberberry4512
    @memberberry4512 7 месяцев назад

    This video is very useful for generally understanding how anime kids would talk, since a lot of SoL shows have at least 1 kid as part of the main cast.

  • @Seawolf159
    @Seawolf159 7 месяцев назад +1

    My Japanese progress just did a 180.

  • @アイラブユー-q5j
    @アイラブユー-q5j 7 месяцев назад +2

    I can feel his cuteness😂😂

  • @metalema6
    @metalema6 7 месяцев назад +1

    Final boss: Himemori Luna

  • @julian2719
    @julian2719 4 месяца назад

    Through his attempts to blur the lines of fact and fiction, Kaname himself has lost that line.

  • @honestlywhatever
    @honestlywhatever 7 месяцев назад +38

    先生…日本人の友達にドン引きされたんです

    • @hx3tube
      @hx3tube 7 месяцев назад

      hahahahahahaha

    • @katosei-ss2rr
      @katosei-ss2rr 7 месяцев назад

      ドン引きは、可愛いムーブの正しい副作用です!

  • @VoidOrc
    @VoidOrc 7 месяцев назад +1

    The way you make these sounds makes me think of happosai from ranma 1/2

  • @MaartenT
    @MaartenT 7 месяцев назад +2

    I almost choked from laughing in the first minute or two. That was great. The examples are also pretty recognizable and I don't even tend to watch anime (but I tend to play Japanese video games).

  • @robdenteuling3270
    @robdenteuling3270 7 месяцев назад +1

    This man is a blessing to all studying Japanese

  • @sofiaflorina2021
    @sofiaflorina2021 7 месяцев назад

    Basically, this is how the anime voice actors do their voices

  • @stjernedrommer
    @stjernedrommer 7 месяцев назад

    you should've upload this video on the first of april it's amazing

  • @bozhang7554
    @bozhang7554 7 месяцев назад +2

    You are tyring so hard to teach us!😂

  • @SweetBean92
    @SweetBean92 7 месяцев назад

    Remember us. Remember that we were once cute.

  • @mayajade6198
    @mayajade6198 5 месяцев назад

    Kaname-sensei's "how to manipulate your sugar daddy" class.