@@antoniamcclintock3489 Thanks for bringing me back to this topic, btw, for I've just remembered, I was actually wrong - She _has_ done solo parts before, such as in "Dear Little Flo & Joan" where she sings an entire verse by herself! I must be getting forgetful in my old age :/
Definitely feeling that one 😊 I've seen their current touring show "Sweet Release" three times, and I'm thinking about going again when the geography is feasible 😊 My GF and her daughter will also be going (we don't live together, and the scheduling didn't work out, so I'm not going with them to that show). But yeah - bingeing on these two talented women for sure 😊
@@osiristherebirth Just seen them tonight in Canterbury. They were as brilliant, as well you know. They had me creasing up, even more so when they did "I Drank Too Much". So, so, so talented.
@@marcgj123, glad you enjoyed them 😊 I'm seeing them again this Saturday in London, and really looking forward to their next project, whatever that turns out to be. A few old favourites in the tour show, yes - but some of the new songs are absolute bangers too 😊
There’s a world that we all live in. And that world is called... the world. And it’s a fascinating place I’m sure you’ll find. There’s so much here to discover, so many things that we don’t know, which leaves us with all these questions on our minds. Like when you crush a clove of garlic, what happens to its dreams? What do colourblind people eat when they’re told to eat their greens? Is it alright to not go outside because I haven’t shaved my armpits? And is it alright to not shave my armpits so I don’t have to go outside? Why are posh people taller? How do you make a career in blogging? Why are Mars Bars getting smaller? What do dogs think of dogging? Why does some liquor make me sexy? Why does gin make me cry? Why does vodka make me Russian? Why does beer make me shit myself? If you haven’t watched from episode 1 are you really a fan of the news? Would men still fancy women if we farted out our boobs? And why do old people wake up so early when there’s nothing to do in their days? And why does everybody always do what Simon says? Now we’re all gonna play Simon says. Simon says “put your hands on your head.” do it. Simon says “put your hands in your ears.” Simons says “take your hands out of your ears.” Now take your clothes off. Take your clothes off. We’ve locked the doors. So take your clothes off. Wait! Simon didn’t say it, so you don’t gotta do it. But don’t let me stop you. When people go to the toilet why do they always stop to say: “Eugh it smells like piss in here!” Of course it does; it’s where you piss. Am I still a feminist if i think the queen has got great tits? Are we really stronger together? Have the Kardashians ruined women forever? Are slugs just shell-less snails, or are snails just slugs with shells on? But most importantly of all: Is a Big Mac with bacon on it still a Big Mac? who fucking careeeeeeeees?
Great work, Steve. I think "some liquor" is actually "sambucca" - but apart from that, spot on. I know how long it takes to do transcriptions like this (I've done a few myself) - so 👍
The first version I saw them do of this was better but it is still funny. Reminds me of all the naval gazing we did in the 90's "If a tree fall in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound?" Wooaahhhh.... Now after a few life experiences, the answer really is, who cares, I have other 'real life' things to stress about these days. Also, crushing a garlic's dreams tickled me, what a giggle.
@Freya Roach I'm guessing to get people arguing... or maybe just to get any sort of reaction by being 'controversial' *sic Sad thing is, it sort of worked. Nobody replied to any of the _positive_ comments :/
Is this seriously what comedy is today? There’s literally nothing funny about this, and for those who do find it funny, have a very low level of humour.
Look if you don't want to watch it, don't watch it! If you don't find it funny - ignore it! But there's no need to drag down two very talented people and all the thousands of people including myself who love this and find funny. No one is forcing you to watch this or find it funny so if you don't you can just ignore it! Sorry if this came across as rude (it wasn't meant to!) but there's absolutely no need to say that when they're not hurting anyone with this - just don't watch it if you don't enjoy it!
@@humanperson3733 Because we don’t live in an ideological echo chamber society where we always get participation awards (even if we’re s h i t) or all feedback is what we want to hear. I watched it again just in case I was in an off mood the day I made my original comment.............. nope, still not funny. The one word song, monumentally not unique. “Is a Big Mac with bacon still a Big Mac?” If we don’t have comedy, we at least have an objective whilst listening to this song. But after a collection of stupid unrelated and meaningless rhetorical questions, one of which was questioning the dreams of a clove of garlic, they circled back around to the Big Mac question and answered it with “who f*cking cares”. How on earth is this funny?!?!
@Nicholas Millington You don’t have to be talented at something, to judge and criticise it. Adopting your logic, I would happily eat a bowl of faeces flavoured mashed potatoes because I’m not a culinary expert. You’re hi jacking on a previous comment which doesn’t have anything to do with my initial comment. Jess Thompson thought they were being funny by sidestepping to a completely ignorant unrelated topic to try win the debate, questioning how many first dates that I had been on. Classic amateur example of admitting that their side had being defeated in the initial debate. You adding your piece is pointless, because the failed attempt by Jess at being funny, has already passed.
I think I've watched literally every Flo & Joan clip on here, and that's the first where Flo sings solo!
And I’ve seen you in the comments too ...
@@antoniamcclintock3489 heh... well, if it's anything to do with these two, then I'm sure you have :)
@@antoniamcclintock3489 Thanks for bringing me back to this topic, btw, for I've just remembered, I was actually wrong - She _has_ done solo parts before, such as in "Dear Little Flo & Joan" where she sings an entire verse by herself!
I must be getting forgetful in my old age :/
@@MrIcelander And in the song where they say how they would kill each other.
@@startledmoose Right... you know, what I should just have said is that this is the first time I've heard her do a solo in _this_ song, then ;)
i love Flo & Joan so much it's unhealthy
Not as unhealthy as having a sausage shop
Definitely feeling that one 😊 I've seen their current touring show "Sweet Release" three times, and I'm thinking about going again when the geography is feasible 😊 My GF and her daughter will also be going (we don't live together, and the scheduling didn't work out, so I'm not going with them to that show). But yeah - bingeing on these two talented women for sure 😊
@@osiristherebirth Just seen them tonight in Canterbury. They were as brilliant, as well you know. They had me creasing up, even more so when they did "I Drank Too Much". So, so, so talented.
@@marcgj123, glad you enjoyed them 😊 I'm seeing them again this Saturday in London, and really looking forward to their next project, whatever that turns out to be. A few old favourites in the tour show, yes - but some of the new songs are absolute bangers too 😊
I just watched this and I had to watch it again it was so funny
Same!!
Absolutely smashed it
There’s a world that we all live in.
And that world is called... the world.
And it’s a fascinating place I’m sure you’ll find.
There’s so much here to discover,
so many things that we don’t know,
which leaves us with all these questions on our minds.
Like when you crush a clove of garlic,
what happens to its dreams?
What do colourblind people eat when they’re told to eat their greens?
Is it alright to not go outside because I haven’t shaved my armpits?
And is it alright to not shave my armpits so I don’t have to go outside?
Why are posh people taller? How do you make a career in blogging?
Why are Mars Bars getting smaller?
What do dogs think of dogging?
Why does some liquor make me sexy?
Why does gin make me cry?
Why does vodka make me Russian?
Why does beer make me shit myself?
If you haven’t watched from episode 1 are you really a fan of the news?
Would men still fancy women if we farted out our boobs?
And why do old people wake up so early when there’s nothing to do in their days?
And why does everybody always do what Simon says?
Now we’re all gonna play Simon says.
Simon says “put your hands on your head.” do it.
Simon says “put your hands in your ears.”
Simons says “take your hands out of your ears.”
Now take your clothes off.
Take your clothes off. We’ve locked the doors.
So take your clothes off.
Wait! Simon didn’t say it, so you don’t gotta do it.
But don’t let me stop you.
When people go to the toilet why do they always stop to say:
“Eugh it smells like piss in here!”
Of course it does; it’s where you piss.
Am I still a feminist if i think the queen has got great tits?
Are we really stronger together?
Have the Kardashians ruined women forever?
Are slugs just shell-less snails, or are snails just slugs with shells on?
But most importantly of all:
Is a Big Mac with bacon on it still a Big Mac?
who fucking careeeeeeeees?
Great work, Steve. I think "some liquor" is actually "sambucca" - but apart from that, spot on. I know how long it takes to do transcriptions like this (I've done a few myself) - so 👍
They are so good.
I needed a good hearty laugh, thank you! So glad I found you two!
Beautiful 🤣
There's a world that we all live in and that world is called... The world.
Why did nobody laugh at that?
They didn't get it,I did🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I did. Loving the RUclips a logarithm, would know nothing about these two without it.👍
😂
The first version I saw them do of this was better but it is still funny. Reminds me of all the naval gazing we did in the 90's "If a tree fall in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound?" Wooaahhhh.... Now after a few life experiences, the answer really is, who cares, I have other 'real life' things to stress about these days.
Also, crushing a garlic's dreams tickled me, what a giggle.
Is it still a Big Mac? Who fucking cares? Too rich!
Absolute bunkum but so funny
This isn't comedy
it is
Comedy is the art of making people laugh and these girls are experts at it (i bet your one of those that doesn't think the office is funny either)
Actually, you're right! It's not comedy! It's fucking genius! And damn funny fucking genius, at that! \m/ (:o)
@@klistarf I couldn't agree more 👍
@Freya Roach I'm guessing to get people arguing... or maybe just to get any sort of reaction by being 'controversial' *sic
Sad thing is, it sort of worked. Nobody replied to any of the _positive_ comments :/
Absolutely fucking dreadful
Is this seriously what comedy is today? There’s literally nothing funny about this, and for those who do find it funny, have a very low level of humour.
Look if you don't want to watch it, don't watch it! If you don't find it funny - ignore it! But there's no need to drag down two very talented people and all the thousands of people including myself who love this and find funny. No one is forcing you to watch this or find it funny so if you don't you can just ignore it! Sorry if this came across as rude (it wasn't meant to!) but there's absolutely no need to say that when they're not hurting anyone with this - just don't watch it if you don't enjoy it!
@@humanperson3733
Because we don’t live in an ideological echo chamber society where we always get participation awards (even if we’re s h i t) or all feedback is what we want to hear.
I watched it again just in case I was in an off mood the day I made my original comment.............. nope, still not funny.
The one word song, monumentally not unique. “Is a Big Mac with bacon still a Big Mac?” If we don’t have comedy, we at least have an objective whilst listening to this song. But after a collection of stupid unrelated and meaningless rhetorical questions, one of which was questioning the dreams of a clove of garlic, they circled back around to the Big Mac question and answered it with “who f*cking cares”. How on earth is this funny?!?!
@@james-r how many first dates have you been on?
@@jessthompson3156 368 work it out
@Nicholas Millington
You don’t have to be talented at something, to judge and criticise it. Adopting your logic, I would happily eat a bowl of faeces flavoured mashed potatoes because I’m not a culinary expert.
You’re hi jacking on a previous comment which doesn’t have anything to do with my initial comment. Jess Thompson thought they were being funny by sidestepping to a completely ignorant unrelated topic to try win the debate, questioning how many first dates that I had been on. Classic amateur example of admitting that their side had being defeated in the initial debate. You adding your piece is pointless, because the failed attempt by Jess at being funny, has already passed.