The Story of Ayaka and Tom Cruise Heidecker - An On Cinema Compilation
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- A Tolkienesque saga of love, heartbreak, forgiveness, tragedy, movies, rock n' roll, and redemption. Revisit everything from the rocky beginnings of Ayaka and Tim's relationship to the resurrection of Tom Cruise Heidecker as the salvation of Decker in this clumsily edited and chronologically compiled collection of clips from "On Cinema at the Cinema"
#LetsMakeDeckerGreatAgain
Or is it just #MakeDeckerGreatAgain ?
Well the video's already uploaded and I'm not fixing it because it took kind of a long time. It's not my fault Tim was too drunk to say the hashtag correctly on the Oscar Special
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"yeah it's been a bummer for sure" - Tim's response to condolences towards his dead son
Eeeeeeweeeeeeeeewee eeeeeee eeee eee
“One of those deals ya know” lol
Hey now, he loved Tom Cruise Jr. he even paid alot of money to get his dead son recreated through the magic of CGI and to speak at his wedding Oscar special
On one of the On Cinema specials I think he referred to it as "bitter sweet"
Give him a break
"It's a fun rock and roll movie and you don't have to think anything."
- Ayaka, master film critic.
time sttamp plss
Jack Rutledge Goembel 3:20
she's right though, hollywood and usa is dumb dumb.
fuck ayaka.
moBie
"I really felt like I was knock knock knockin on heavens door"
"Bob Dylan!"
Justin Peterson
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Ayaka seems to be the only one who's ever escaped Tim's clutches alive.
Max got away
delgado's son made his choice, so that's not on tim
@@Arkain89 What would he have grown up to be anyway? Another Delgado? No THANKS
for now
I'm sure Tim will get her in the end.
greg living in a storage unit is one of the most hilarious gags ever
he’s now living out of his car. his character has just become progressively more destitute
It's literally only just dawned on me that Tim's wife didn't want him to get the surgery on his 'not a tumour' because she wanted him to die. Wow. It only took me NINE years?!
I heard there was an original plot where Tim died at the end of the second oscar special
Idk. The alt medicine crazies will literally kill themselves and each other peddling the stuff they do.
@@carkindozin everyone dies in the end.
@@SKYCHICK__ dude...that's deep....
yeah, deep in your ass
But why? Oh yes. Justified.😊
thanks for putting this footage together its gonna look great in court when dr. san gets fuckin sued bigtime for destroying the life of tom cruise heidecker
Tampaterry54
Lol he's dead now.
6 feet under.
yeah he's in his safe space now, real safe down there 6 feet under ground haha snowflacke
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Ayaka is an angel, a beacon of light, and too good for Tim. She should go out with a real gentleman and an actual film buff like Gregg!
Yea, I have a feeling Gregg would be more affectionate than Tim. Gregg is romantically stunted, but he's a true sweetheart.
@@neonfroot who needs romance when you have romance movies? Casablanca, anyone?
"I'm a member of the Pro-Life community, but when it involves yourself those choices have to be on the table, and I'm not ready to be a father..." 😂😁
Just like Always Sunny.
Daniel Cropp It’s Perpetually Bright In Pennsylvania
@@0mnicide there's constantly light in the biggest city in Pennsylvania that's pretty close to the ocean
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“The check was in the mail. What she decided to do with that money, is up to her…it’s criminal negligence”. I’m actually crying
Greggs face when tim reads the "I'm prego" card is hilarious dayum....
HE'S CHEESING
then the light cuts off, he does some flawless acting, have you seen the one where he says " go get your mints"? he's truly a comedic icon.
These guys are better actors than they will ever get credit for. This is amazing deadpan humor.
"I've been talking about a Captain Crunch movie with General Mills starring Johnny Depp"
lmao that killed me
I love Gregg
I know LMFAOOOOO
I'm really really late to this convo but I gotta jump in and say Cap'n Crunch is a Quaker Oats resource NOT General Mills. If Gregg is in talks with General Mills they are stringing him along for God knows what reason. They must think when Gregg's Johnny Depp Cap'n Crunch film is the colossal hit it's destined to be they will lose an enormous amount of revenue due to the "Crunch-o-Mania" that would inevitably occur. General Mills is deliberately misleading Gregg to keep him and his film from eating into their profits.
i love how the baby is always crying
it's because he was sick....
the deadly vaccination cult of America killed him.
MC pectuhr ako wet po
The baby deserves an Oscar
This was a good video but I noticed it did skew heavily on the personal Tim stuff when I feel like a lot of people in the comments here would like to see more film reviews and expertise. Please include more reviews, facts, and film experts in future videos.
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Nice try, Gregg.
This is one of the most brilliant pieces of comedy ever written.
I almost choked on a carrot when CGI Tom Cruise Jr. just randomly appeared onscreen for a brief moment near the end.
All jokes aside...these events takes commitment to execute from Ayakas arrival to Toms Death all the way down to The Rebirth of Decker and all the Oscar specials with the James Dean return and his band Dekkar. Tim is probably the closest thing to Andy Kaufman. I bet Tims got this whole thing story laid out all the way down 2021.
I totally agree. (and this is a great compilation) but .. I wouldn't underestimate Turkington's creative influence here. He has been a massive creative force in the LA alternative comedy scene. I think he probably influenced Tim quite a bit and really helped shape this show. if you think of his history creating the hamburger character and him really being a giant troll on the comedy scene for years. IMHO
Most Definitely dude I was introduced to Neil Hamburger through Tenacious D and I get why Tim works with him,but I really like whatever Tim produce.
+aaronsdavis cool to read stories like these. no bunch of nonames trying to be funny but actually someone who has some cool history to shown in public. thanks for that :) im now chilling before night time and another work day tommorow. im a journeyman carpenter and learning how to wood things xd cheers from Poland
Yes, I first recall hearing a tape of prank phone calls he made. I think it was while he had the band Zip Code rapists. The memory is a bit blurry. was around 1992
I was thinking the exact same thing about him being like Andy, he really is our generations Kaufman.
He became the Tom they wanted him to be, truly beautiful.
So sad he passed, there was something with the vaccines he got. It was impossible for Dr. San to save him :(
+Julian Klomsten excellent point. As we all know, Dr. San truly tried everything, from acupuncture to crystals. To no avail. Sad. :(
The Hoax Hotel hey Hoax! Fancy meeting you here. I forgot you're a Tim and Eric/On Cinema guy.
Just got into your videos and enjoy them. Only mugus are Greggheads.
You shut your filthy mouth
"You were saying something beautiful at the service that kinda blew me away, I can't remember most of it..."
no, IM a perfect person, the people around me are flawed.
dharmallars this was basically the thesis statement for the entire On Cinema universe (I know this is years later but hey, with Mister America coming out I’m just now getting into OCX)
Science
and full of chit
21:55 Tim’s face and the way he says her name when he says, “I want everybody to know I miss Ayaka” let’s you know he feels it in his bones
20:04 'Kid could be at the bottom of the ocean for all I care!'
Thanks for putting this together. It's a sad but gripping story that spanned more seasons than I even remembered.. While it was happening I just hoped for the best. Now that it's over I can see it was riddled with drama and could become a cautionary tale about getting surgery against one's wife's wishes. Even so, TCJR was one of the greats.
Ayaka has stole Tim's heart, he has never been the same. Although, I think the medicinal vaping is helping and Dekkar certainly is.
pjonston Dekkar never made a dime for anyone
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@@victorcalubad8707 you ok?
Great laugh from the crew after Gregg's "If it's not a Japanese number, don't answer it!" at 24:01
I put myself in Tom's shoes and watched The Peanuts Movie and it was a wonderful experience. Thanks, Gregg.
Greg knows his character too well. I can't see the line. I'm not sure how much of greg is a character.
Look up Neil Hamburger. Same guy. He's a fucking incredible actor.
It’s at Andy Kaufman levels, same as his doing prank calls. Some of the weirdest time I’ve spent with black sound in my head was Kaufman’s recordings 🚖
He's a professional
Nah, I mean yeah lol, he’s just super good. But you can bet he’s totally different in a writers room, he just plays characters extremely well because he’s been Neil Hamburger for a careers worth of work and time put into that craft.
@RitterVonBek68 keeping a close eye out for moments when they crack during the OS is one of the most engaging activities that I appreciate doing
I cried while watching Tim's beautiful jam session tribute to Tom Cruise Jr. How Gregg can sit there with a face of stone is beyond me.
Can't believe she had the audacity to steal Gregg's copy or Airheads
luckily Greg went through her purse like anyone would
Well - SHE didn't take his airheads. Tim did. She just found it in Tim's room.
"I don't have that shit!" -Tim
Nobody knows.
Me me. I'm a tape boy!
And act so nonchalant about it
@@ArtVandelayOfficial
😂
Fucking Yoko Ono
She's really good at picking up on his cues if this is unscripted.
That problem has been..... evacuated
Holy shit might be late but just realized that the vapes that killed the electric sun 20 were named after Tim’s son, TCH vape systems
It's also a play on the THC vapes that are popular and are prone to cause seizures and such due to fakes and such
Oh my god 😂 I didn’t realize that until you said it lmfao
It's a double entendre. Tom Cruise Heidecker and TetraHydroCannabinol, which is the psychoactive chemical in Marijuana that gets you high. It works on two levels. It is clever little bit but I'd give it two bags of popcorn, lightly buttered and salted, and a little one hitter pipe for taking before a Creech and Crong re-feature at the local Alamo Drafthouse.
Nice I always thought it was thc mixed
@@NobodyCaresALot For your health
Interesting how Gregg "suggested" TCjr's life insurance policy only a week before his untimely demise...Interesting how Tim never wanted the baby, but suddenly gained interest after Decker lost funding thanks to Turkington's role in directing Decker Vs. Dracula...Interesting how Dr. San was also suddenly involved with Ayaka once Tim wanted to be a part of their lives again, especially since Tim was well aware of San's practices and how ill he became under the doctor's care. I sense foul play...I could be wrong.
Alec Shockley I don't think you're wrong 😨👀
Absolutely they killed that baby. I hope Tim and Dr. San burn in hell.
Allll very interesting
I think you’re right very clever. So Tim is behind it all.
Fake news.
Press F to pay respects to Tom Cruise Heidecker
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After studying TCJrH's facial features, gestures, moods, and, most prominently, his hairstyle, I have come to the the conclusion that he may have in fact been GREGG's son, and not Tim Heidecker's. This may explain Gregg's overall dourness, his serruptious demeanor, and may have been a supremely dubious maneuver to try and underhandedly steal the mantle fron Tim. Sinister, yes, but I wouldnt put it past Gregg to have tried something nefarious of this nature. Gregg may have planted his video of Air Heads in Tim's apartment with the help of Ayaka, which indeed was the kindling that led to the subsequent tumultuous turn of events thereafter.
Think about it!
OMG
I think you're on to something. Notice Gregg's pleased reaction when he learns of Ayaka's pregnancy.
J Wunder Unfortunately in the subsequent months since i wrote that, i think On Cinema has grown lazy with their storyline ideas. Something preposterous like what I theorized would be way too earth shaking a maneuver for them to handle and bring forward with exuberance and solid acting chops. Then again, Tim is currently in jail for the murder of 18 people so he probably doesnt have time to come up with any better ideas for this shit series.
Thought about it. 'Serruptious' still isn't a word.
I don't think it was Gregg's kid. I think Gregg was just the closest thing TCJ had to a real father. I mean, Gregg may be passive aggressive and a wet-blanket, but he seems like a really good guy who really cares about Tim and his family (at least in the early seasons). I think he's just a normal, socially conscious human being who got attached to a child that was basically his since his own real father wanted nothing to do with him. I think that's what you're supposed to take away from all this.
I mean look at it this way, how would YOU react in a situation where a child has been in your life for over a year, often living in your home, and suddenly died because his real father was neglectful?
If anything,I think the story arc would be a lot less realistic (if that can even be applied to a wacky series like this) if TCJ was Gregg's kid. I think any normal father would be far angrier about the situation, and likely wouldn't keep it a secret for long.
"Gregg you want to say a few words about little Tom Cruise Heidecker?".
"Uh yeah well he was great to work with..."
😂😂😂😂
ayaka might be the most adorable thing i have ever seen in my life
ayaka is a piece of shit.
@@chrisbbbbchris1 what's your damage??
When you have girlfriends like Ayaka in them you can’t lose.
@@chrisbbbbchris1 girl rejected you at prom I see.
it's a level of femininity we're not used to anymore. Women these days are just so abrasive. Generally of course, not every woman obviously.
Thank you for doing this. Now I have the whole Iyaka/Heidecker/Cruise jr. story in one neat package.
"We have taken his passing. we have turned lemonade with.. we have taken lemons and turned into lemonade."
He's back, and people love him!
"With Steve Buscemi and Brendan Fraser, one of my favorite actors."
"Yep."
The distant laughter when TCH shows up in digital form and loses his clothes.
When you have shows like Ayaka Owaki in them you can’t lose..
I feel so bad for her despite knowing none of this is real
What do you mean not real? There’s a dead kid here but I guess that’s not real enough for you.
@@definitelynotlorde really says a lot about where we’re at as a society that a light as bright as Tom Cruise Heidecker’s being snuffed out so early doesn’t even register with some. Dark times, wish someone would fill me up, again.
@@timgimmy609you ppl in these comments are insane
@@ashtangaxashtangapranayama8526open your eyes. Now close them.
TCH was always seemed like such a super healthy little kid with a big head, when he wasn't coughing or crying.
Thank you for putting this footage together. It's a bittersweet walk down memory lane with these two love birds. At 8:00 it begins to crack and we are all on the same emotional roller-coaster now.
GREAT mash up of clips here, this was AMAZING. ty for mashing it up for us and thanks tim and whoever else made it for the entertainment.
13:50 Greggs laugh is the greatest thing ever in the entirety of this web show, it's so delicious
The lightning bolt analogy by Dr. San cracks me up
🎵🎶Farewell, Tom Cruise - I miss you, Son - You ain't coming back!🎵🎶
“That kid could be at the bottom of the ocean for all I care.” 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤 six bags of popcorn two bags of soda
🚨Reported for illegal bag rating. It only goes to 5
I laughed SO F---ING MUCH during this. Thanks for the comp, this is some ultra-next-level humor.
I keep having to pause the video while Dr San describes all the ways he tried to save Tom Cruise Heidecker because I'm laughing too hard. So depressing.
I love how much praise Gregg has for Tom's acting
He just wants to swindle Tim and get Decker vs Dracula to be surfaced to the public. He's a clever boy
If only they placed crystals around the dead body.
They didn't even try coconut oil though.
Okay po
i wish my friends liked this stuff
I wish I had friends
“It’s a great movie but it’s not a popcorn classic.”
I love the one time Tim backed down to Gregg was when it pertained to a stolen video from the VFA being in his and Ayakas possession.
The actress who plays Ayaka is so beautiful. She is an excellent actress also. How does she keep a straight face through most of these scenes with Tim?
47:16 "its one of those deals"... lol
44:06 Axiom, genuinely sad: I don't even know wh- what to say...
Tim: There's nothing to say, really...
23:00 - That's my homie playing drums! Heart you Nillo!!😁😁🤘
You can also see my buddy Brian Granillo in that Ed Harris/Melanie Griffith flick known as "Milk Money". His (last) name in the credits is different so keep that in mind. Hope yer doing well and best of luck to you!!! I love you, buddy!!
23:27 - annnnnnnnnd freeze frame!🥶🎞️🤣
GraaaaaaaaaaaaaAANILO!
57:25 The CG recreation of Tom Cruise Jr Heidecker.... just wow
I'm a huge Ayaka-head, but she really needed to come clean and just admit that she broke into Gregg's apartment in order to steal his VHS copy of the movie "Airheads".
5 bags of popcorn and a small bobblehead of TC-heidecker
For 30 seconds when Tim proposes is somehow very real. sweet and realistic.
This brings back memories; some good, some bad
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Lol
Love your channel!
Hey it’s this guy! Thanks for the music
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37:50 The way he just loses his shit gets me every time
If Ayaka had only peeled off the entire coding sticker, she would never have been deported.
You are doing the lords work Rex.
holy fuck when tim is screaming at gregg about Dr. San working with Ayaka, i literally cried laughing
I know how cliche it is, but at 1:02:15 when Tim says "sweetened the pot" I actually spat out my coffee everywhere
13:32 Greg’s gleeful face 😂
“Yeah like taking care of your baby”
“No.”
He aint comin back
*mournfully* "Hey guys"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA Gregs face when he hands that letter off and tells Tim to read it out loud!
Tom Cruise Heidecker, cracks me up.
I find it very funny that whenever people call, you can gear the show in the background.
Insert "The Ballad of John and Yoko" here.
The picture with TCH coughing his lungs out always kills me lol
Infantile Emphysema.
I actually goggled Harrison Ford gerber baby
"It's enough to indict and convict " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey bro - those are 📼. Hard copies. 💰. Nobody even HAS VHS collections anymore. Nobody even WANTS them. They're worth some serious skrilla. Market economics or something.
The abortion speech around 14:00 is my favorite bit in the entire On Cinema story line. Tim's willingness to speak openly about choosing to abort his child while simultaneously claiming to being pro-life and totally failing to put any spin on it to deflect his personal responsibility in that choice displays a mind boggling lack of self awareness. I struggle to find the words to describe how far he put his foot in his mouth. It's hard to put a fine enough point on how loathsome his character is in this show. Even now, I feel like everything I've written here doesn't even begin to convey the cognitive dissonance he displays. To overstate it seems impossible. The more I ponder on it the more confounding it becomes. Great job!
Cognitive dissident is timtims rap star name for sho
You’ve never met a catholic before?
"gonna be passed away"
the way gregg says ‘hey guys’ kills me every time
😂😂😂
Please don't call unless you're Ayaka
It's a man's voice .
it's her fault for going back to japan every time there's a bump in the road
visa issues my ass
Ayaka is so cute!!
Gregg was so thin!
She looks like Hiromi Uehara
ayaka is a piece of shit.
Beautiful love story.
Gregg was cold blooded with On Cinema On guests.
Such a Yoko Ono.
"you don't have to think anything..." yep
R.I.P little Tom Cruise Heidecker.
I felt for sure I was gonna be passed away.
....I want together to spend the rest of time. Tim kills me.
So glad someone caught that
Satoshihead here, glad Ayaka finally has a good salaryman husband and has completely left this baka gaijin in the dust!
ayaka is trash.
Tom Cruise Jr. looks just like Gregg. Even the hair.
Unfortunately Tim and San killed little Tom Cruise to death so we'll never get a paternity test to know for sure. You can't blame Ayaka for trading up if it is actually the case.
They do such a good job depicting your average Californian
I thought for sure I was gonna be passed away
Thanks for putting this together
I’d give this 5 bags of popcorn🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿