Can I Beat Elden Ring as a PORCUPINE?

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • This spell wasn't great, but at least it wasn't Rain of Fire or Bird Feathers. (Those may come later if I feel like truly tormenting myself)
    Hope you guys enjoy the challenge run!
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  • @ThatGalLil
    @ThatGalLil Месяц назад +468

    People die when they are quilled.

    • @Torren0
      @Torren0 Месяц назад +12

      Kekw good one

    • @IMelonBeats
      @IMelonBeats Месяц назад +6

      underrated

    • @Zergliskful
      @Zergliskful Месяц назад +5

      I genuinely slow clapped at that one

    • @willsonic4
      @willsonic4 Месяц назад +4

      I am the bone of my quil

  • @allhailderpfestor4839
    @allhailderpfestor4839 Месяц назад +256

    Now for maximum pain: feather pew pew incantation only

    • @helger-yr9zw
      @helger-yr9zw Месяц назад +20

      Are you satan?

    • @sunbleachedangel
      @sunbleachedangel Месяц назад +5

      Honestly, it might be better
      Edit: it is not at all

    • @ryukomatoi69420
      @ryukomatoi69420 Месяц назад +22

      ​@@sunbleachedangel100% definitely not

    • @pedanterrific212
      @pedanterrific212 Месяц назад +26

      There isn't enough FP in the world to actually kill anything with that.

    • @scottbuck1572
      @scottbuck1572 Месяц назад +15

      @@pedanterrific212 Just gotta have all blue flasks and like 15 starlight shards

  • @monoturiim1992
    @monoturiim1992 Месяц назад +241

    When ur faster than light u only get to live in The darkness

  • @4reg4
    @4reg4 Месяц назад +87

    If you can kill even 1 boss with Rain of Fire I'll be impressed.

    • @user-ec2hb9xn9j
      @user-ec2hb9xn9j Месяц назад +5

      Man. He just gonna kill soldier of Godrick whith it, end of story

    • @tuba3000
      @tuba3000 Месяц назад +9

      @@user-ec2hb9xn9jYeah sure buddy. As if anything could kill that guy.

    • @user-ec2hb9xn9j
      @user-ec2hb9xn9j Месяц назад +4

      @@tuba3000 hey, let me at least dream about defeating him

    • @dardardarner
      @dardardarner Месяц назад +4

      Well well well

    • @jasterthewolf6392
      @jasterthewolf6392 7 дней назад

      This aged well XD

  • @JinGitaxias
    @JinGitaxias Месяц назад +55

    Godrick's video: "Can I beat the Tarnished using only my spinny move"

    • @FabioDaFemboy
      @FabioDaFemboy Месяц назад +7

      they’ll never expect it A FOURTEENTH TIME! >:D

    • @dylansmith1502
      @dylansmith1502 Месяц назад +1

      He wanted a fair fight so joined in with the breakdancing. He may be a freak of a demigod but he got standards.

    • @thegrunch6448
      @thegrunch6448 Месяц назад +1

      It can deflect projectiles so the porcupine move kept triggering it

  • @starbomber
    @starbomber Месяц назад +11

    46:15 Radagon literally just went "Stand up...I'll wait."

  • @raszota8466
    @raszota8466 Месяц назад +62

    BREAK DANCER OF THE LANDS BETWEEN

    • @sillyme8653
      @sillyme8653 Месяц назад

      Tarnished got them moves

  • @bepkororoti8019
    @bepkororoti8019 Месяц назад +4

    1:37:30 it's so funny when the NPCs try to flask up but all they get is that stupid "I'm empty" animation the player also has, very cheeky

  • @normalguy144
    @normalguy144 Месяц назад +11

    Fromsoft needs to give Dist a life-size Golden Hippo for this one

    • @BrilliantBouncingBall
      @BrilliantBouncingBall Месяц назад

      they’ll never do that for any dedicated challenge runners unfortunately

    • @lobstrosity7163
      @lobstrosity7163 26 дней назад

      Miyazaki will sneak up behind him and shove a rabid squirrel up his Elden Ring.

  • @bloomsux69
    @bloomsux69 Месяц назад +7

    the music timing at 1:01:28 is just too good for me not to comment, that was pure gold

  • @miguelgomes6849
    @miguelgomes6849 Месяц назад +8

    1:33:38 Midra soundtrack is incredible, one of the most depressing, depth and same time revigorating EVER in any souls game

  • @FND.A6
    @FND.A6 Месяц назад +27

    That Godfrey fight was so satisfying ngl

  • @metalurgent
    @metalurgent Месяц назад +15

    I was watching the Leda fight live and oh my god it was excruciating. Good job on making it through everything

  • @Elmis66
    @Elmis66 Месяц назад +18

    I think Godrick broke because he might be using the storm move when he gets hit multiple times to get the player away from him. So each spell would hit him enough times to trigger the "away! away!" move?

    • @DesTr069
      @DesTr069 Месяц назад +1

      Not a bad theory honestly

    • @thegrunch6448
      @thegrunch6448 Месяц назад +3

      No he just does it against projectiles, cause it can deflect those

    • @sebastianjasper543
      @sebastianjasper543 Месяц назад +3

      i can hear bloodborne whenever i read that lmao "Away! Away!" "You plague ridden rat..."

  • @juliesauv
    @juliesauv Месяц назад +6

    What if this spell dealt piercing damage and as such, would deal increased damage during opponent's attack animations and would profit off of the spear talisman? I think that would give it a niche and make it more unique and viable

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life Месяц назад +1

      I'm fairly certain it does do piercing damage, but the spear talisman only applies to weapon damage

    • @James-kv3ll
      @James-kv3ll Месяц назад +1

      @@1umbreon4lifeAll spells that deal physical damage do something called “standard” damage.

  • @erlint
    @erlint Месяц назад +8

    Multi hit spells sucks until you geth higher incant scaling because of how flat defenses work.

    • @petercottantail7850
      @petercottantail7850 Месяц назад +2

      that only matters in pvp, this thing is bad cause it's inconsistent on how many you hit with any time you cast it, usually going past them whiffing them but still have to be close or more will miss

  • @GodOfRestroom
    @GodOfRestroom Месяц назад +4

    Damn that messmer fight is something else. You re the goat

  • @SolidSteakPrime
    @SolidSteakPrime Месяц назад

    The extra camera work on the Godfrey The Golden fight was worth the like and subscribe. It's the extra effort into style I have to appreciate.

  • @aiden9297
    @aiden9297 Месяц назад +2

    Mad respect for this run so glad I’ve found this channel awesome content bro 🙌

  • @Doobies1337
    @Doobies1337 Месяц назад +1

    Big fan of extending the challenge to the whole game

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 Месяц назад +1

    The music for the DLC is a substantial improvement from the base game. I don’t know if the same person/team did it but it is fire!

  • @bepkororoti8019
    @bepkororoti8019 Месяц назад +1

    1:09:00 messmer is such a sad boy "I can fix him" meme and the tragic music knows it 🙂

  • @Vordb666
    @Vordb666 Месяц назад +2

    You sound really professional and eloquent in the intro, in a good way

  • @slimslam5913
    @slimslam5913 Месяц назад +5

    Love ur vids distortion, keep up the good work😁

  • @tacofitness1876
    @tacofitness1876 28 дней назад

    that godrick fight is the true pvp experience

  • @lHAZ4RD
    @lHAZ4RD Месяц назад +7

    I thought it was a porcupotamus

  • @elitefourfay4712
    @elitefourfay4712 Месяц назад +8

    0:34 No pun intended

    • @vastnumber
      @vastnumber Месяц назад +1

      What was the pun

    • @rasusbeijaminas2301
      @rasusbeijaminas2301 Месяц назад +1

      The pun was literally intended brother what are you on rn. People just say shit nowadays smh

  • @Piratewaffle43
    @Piratewaffle43 Месяц назад +2

    This kind of content makes me thorny.

  • @namechanged3044
    @namechanged3044 Месяц назад +1

    Just beat the dlc, so now I can watch all these videos

  • @Lycan3303
    @Lycan3303 Месяц назад +1

    You spin round right round

  • @BishopWake
    @BishopWake Месяц назад

    The timer transition during Margot was super smooth.

  • @Grey-t1p
    @Grey-t1p 15 дней назад

    Yes. Yes you can. I can confidently say that because I’m rocking a faith build

  • @MrTmm97
    @MrTmm97 Месяц назад +1

    7:38 the Rick roll? Lmao.

  • @lucpereira4853
    @lucpereira4853 Месяц назад +2

    bro never fails to appoint ❤

  • @iRockstar0406
    @iRockstar0406 Месяц назад +1

    Truly a spin-to-win moment.

  • @InteritusIV
    @InteritusIV 28 дней назад

    Now we need the bloom aspect in a run

  • @atlasstoned
    @atlasstoned Месяц назад

    didnt expect this spell to go so hard

  • @guse7688
    @guse7688 Месяц назад

    I'm actually impressed with how well it held up

  • @IMelonBeats
    @IMelonBeats Месяц назад +4

    "a dlc the size of limgrave"
    meanwhile challenge runs:
    legit 50-50.

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 Месяц назад

      I think Miyazaki did later come out and admit it might be a little bigger than Limgrave.

  • @KrillinInTheNameOf
    @KrillinInTheNameOf Месяц назад

    I am now an enjoyer of the breakdancing porcupine

  • @Titan_Moss37
    @Titan_Moss37 Месяц назад

    Almost 1 cycling mohg and placidasax is wild

  • @user-lz3yz6gd5x
    @user-lz3yz6gd5x Месяц назад

    The fact u beat fire giant is humbling

  • @zalzus1118
    @zalzus1118 Месяц назад

    Foul Tarnished, someone must quill- I mean quell thy flame.

  • @goldenbutter999catzrkool5
    @goldenbutter999catzrkool5 Месяц назад

    I am quilled to watch you beat this game using quills

  • @bepkororoti8019
    @bepkororoti8019 Месяц назад

    7:00 if they haven't fixed it using the Azur staff offhand won't cost more FP when casting incants as opposed to spells but still boost casting speed

    • @FakeHeroFang
      @FakeHeroFang 20 дней назад

      The debuff to fashion souls by looking like an idiot while holding 2 casting tools is a fair trade off, there's nothing to fix.

  • @procow2274
    @procow2274 Месяц назад +1

    Im having the strangest case of deja mustard.
    I swear i saw someone do this already

  • @zanemob1429
    @zanemob1429 Месяц назад +1

    I wonder if this works with Rotten Sword Insignia and Milicent’s Prosthesis.

  • @HissDelgato
    @HissDelgato Месяц назад

    Great video Dist, thank you for this mornings entertainment

  • @Schattiz
    @Schattiz Месяц назад

    SINIKs comment 4:26 made me laugh a little too hard.

  • @sunbleachedangel
    @sunbleachedangel Месяц назад

    Fun fact, Azur's staff increases cast soeed for incants too but doesn't increase their cost

  • @njordmannen
    @njordmannen Месяц назад

    Godrick is the only enemy with a legit firearm.

  • @larryylobsterr9060
    @larryylobsterr9060 Месяц назад

    “We might have to ditch the region lock fellas”💀

  • @SaeedOmnia
    @SaeedOmnia Месяц назад

    It's a good day when Dist posts a video

  • @deshawncruz
    @deshawncruz Месяц назад

    I wish we actually had rellana move set with the swords or keep the glint and fire buffs on the sword

  • @xxthelinkxx3296
    @xxthelinkxx3296 Месяц назад +1

    you fighting loretta at night felt weird to look at

  • @danieldyess6466
    @danieldyess6466 27 дней назад

    I wonder what this would look like with mantle of thorns or briar set

  • @unai49999
    @unai49999 Месяц назад +1

    I can't belive you used a spell. Gamer pass revoked

  • @metalurgent
    @metalurgent Месяц назад

    42:47
    There is no way this incant doesnt have I-Frames of some sort

  • @draconesetmagicae9
    @draconesetmagicae9 Месяц назад

    I'm sad the two crucible incantations in the dlc ended up being terrible, they're usually so cool
    I like these too, especially the bloom one, it's pretty and I've always wanted to use the miranda incantation

    • @petercottantail7850
      @petercottantail7850 Месяц назад

      i was waiting for the dlc to give us bloom since 2 years ago when i first played elden ring, definitely a monkeys paw effect if i ever did see one 😫

  • @Kairgester
    @Kairgester 23 дня назад

    I feel like the spell would be better if it had like 15 bleed (and o lot when you do the fully charged version or that how much bleed you’ll get from using it)

  • @fredv7349
    @fredv7349 Месяц назад +1

    I wonder has anyone done a rotten butterflies only challenge yet

    • @procow2274
      @procow2274 Месяц назад +1

      Disappear in a sea of butterflys 🦋

  • @TristanHill596
    @TristanHill596 Месяц назад +2

    It's actually underrated ☝🤓

  • @thegrunch6448
    @thegrunch6448 Месяц назад

    6:08 Yo Scott appearence

  • @KitsuneShapeShifter
    @KitsuneShapeShifter Месяц назад

    This is wonderful

  • @TheVictorpenha
    @TheVictorpenha Месяц назад

    Where is the guard counter only video? Sadge

  • @outlawkaz6715
    @outlawkaz6715 Месяц назад +1

    Wait after you killed Godrick you killed DTS and then (Gold)Godfrey. How tf you get into the capital with only one great rune?

  • @eternalfinality154
    @eternalfinality154 Месяц назад

    The heck RUclips. Where was this video in my subscriptions yesterday!?

  • @wes509
    @wes509 Месяц назад

    forsenCD legit starting incantation

  • @bustello_o
    @bustello_o Месяц назад

    This really proves that it doesn't matter how shit you think something is in this game if you use the tools properly you can make anything strong.

    • @petercottantail7850
      @petercottantail7850 Месяц назад

      when you brute force something, the strength comes from the one brute forcing it, not the thing they are brute forcing with.

  • @kashfox
    @kashfox Месяц назад

    We need the Speedrun WITH glitches!

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 Месяц назад +7

    I'm kinda mad that they added all of these cool looking incantations and spells, but the only good ones can be counted on one hand. KLS, Pest Thread Spears, Grav Missile, and the Glintstone Nail, Bayle's Flame Lightning, like come on, why are you jorkin me?

    • @9xkysR
      @9xkysR Месяц назад +1

      stop coping

    • @jonathan19947
      @jonathan19947 Месяц назад

      chill out it's just a game

    • @supersomeone9032
      @supersomeone9032 Месяц назад +5

      @@9xkysRyou’re coping, most of the new incants and sorceries are trash

    • @OccultEclipse
      @OccultEclipse Месяц назад +7

      Fleeting Microcosm, Cherishing Fingers, Impenetrable Thorns, and Blades of Stone are all good tho

    • @user-vh3xg4tj7b
      @user-vh3xg4tj7b Месяц назад +1

      Messmer orb is pretty cracked tho it’s funny flying rasengan

  • @kraequgold8297
    @kraequgold8297 Месяц назад

    Has anyone checked to see if this works with and deals more damage with Brier armor plus the thorns spike spell on yourself the cast the quills right on the person if it stacks and does more DMG?

  • @Zetsumari
    @Zetsumari Месяц назад +1

    Does the briar armor work with this?

  • @justcthanks4639
    @justcthanks4639 Месяц назад

    Am I high or is the Renalla fight completely missing from the video? I checked the vod, it's in there, but the edit just skips straight from Godrick to DTS/Leyndell.

  • @sida8972
    @sida8972 Месяц назад

    rain of fire run next

  • @PaulRoche-iv4oh
    @PaulRoche-iv4oh Месяц назад

    Um excuse me!? Where is the guard counter only run!? I NEEED IT!!!!

  • @Othysss
    @Othysss Месяц назад

    I’m sure godrick repeated that move because he’s trying to deflect your missiles from the thorns

  • @mr.gliche4024
    @mr.gliche4024 Месяц назад

    death by a thousand needle

  • @DevastatingWarrior
    @DevastatingWarrior Месяц назад

    If you want true pain Dist, you should try a run with the aspect of the crucible: bloom spell from the dlc, that thing barely hits anything lol, it's so bad.

    • @DevastatingWarrior
      @DevastatingWarrior Месяц назад

      Literally a few minutes after I typed the comment, someone in chat said it lmfao, nevermind

  • @tundranocaps
    @tundranocaps Месяц назад

    Does this deal piercing damage? If so, the 600 damage on Godrick might've been counter-attack damage.

  • @skullzy3636
    @skullzy3636 Месяц назад +1

    Can't wait to watch this shit

    • @jonathan19947
      @jonathan19947 Месяц назад

      Then watch it if or when you can

  • @Obi-hl1ym
    @Obi-hl1ym Месяц назад

    You should do mantle of thorns+briar armour only run

  • @lloydirving8599
    @lloydirving8599 Месяц назад

    I'm surprised no one has done a challenge run like "beating elden ring while only using ash of wars while having 0 mana". Seems like fun?

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 Месяц назад +1

    46:15 i love when a bosses difficulty comes from input reading but they have no inputs to read. Literally had Margit sit there for over a minute tapping my shield with his stick on his first play-through before I moved to the left and he immediately went into his 5-6 hit combo

  • @Arabyss
    @Arabyss Месяц назад

    Where crucible bloom only run Distortion?

  • @BigHatLoganGaming
    @BigHatLoganGaming 20 дней назад

    now do it with crucible bloom

  • @sunbleachedangel
    @sunbleachedangel Месяц назад

    Spells like this one make me severy doubt they play test their games

  • @lucasamorimamorim
    @lucasamorimamorim Месяц назад +1

    Sonic% hell yeah

    • @procow2274
      @procow2274 Месяц назад +1

      Sonic isn't a porcupine 😿

  • @CBT_MASTER1
    @CBT_MASTER1 Месяц назад +1

    i miss the facecam streams 😢

  • @sickingc
    @sickingc Месяц назад

    I dont understand how yall are getting the radahn glitch to work, it hasnt worked for me since the DLC, just have to dodge all his arrows

  • @matheusnicaretta
    @matheusnicaretta Месяц назад

    Rain of fire

  • @andrewoh731
    @andrewoh731 Месяц назад

    what's worse, this spell or rain of fire?

    • @PuraCaseus
      @PuraCaseus Месяц назад +1

      easily rain of fire.

  • @MainTopmastStaysail
    @MainTopmastStaysail Месяц назад

    This spell is not as bad as I thought but it's still pretty bad. It hits terrible vs small targets and merely ok vs big ones. The good spells are either strong vs both or ok on small and stupidly powerful vs big.

  • @davidpotts7116
    @davidpotts7116 Месяц назад +3

    A lot of the dlc spells and incants just need huge buffs and bug fixes in general, so here's to hoping From picks up on how pitiful they are (or game-breakingly busted in Impenetrable Thorns' case). Would also like them to buff the perfume ashes of war to make them actually usable in pve. They were just really cool, so it sucks now that they deal about as much damage as a one handed light attack. Let the pve get utterly destroyed by Rolling Sparks, just have it be one hit max for players and npcs.

    • @Edelgard-and-Claude-simp
      @Edelgard-and-Claude-simp Месяц назад +1

      Impenetrable thorns is working as intended just that the numbers are definitely higher than they should be as if I remember right each thorn has 3 hitboxes and each deal 85 bleed so it deals 85 bleed 9 times if you hit with all the thorns
      So simply put OP and will always be because it's 9 hitboxes that if all hit even if the reduce it to 45 bleed it will still guarantee a bleed proc

    • @davidpotts7116
      @davidpotts7116 Месяц назад

      @@Edelgard-and-Claude-simp it may be working as intended but that doesn’t mean it’s not absolutely broken. It’s definitely going to get nerfed, most likely by reducing the bleed buildup and having each entity only be hit by one thorn trail instead of all three.

    • @Edelgard-and-Claude-simp
      @Edelgard-and-Claude-simp Месяц назад

      @@davidpotts7116 oh definitely however it'll still be stupidly powerful even if they reduce the bleed down to 45 and make it 3 hitboxes because that'll still be 135 bleed at point blank and they can't exactly make the bleed any lower without breaking it's balancing

    • @jajasking9652
      @jajasking9652 Месяц назад

      You want impenetrable thorns to get nerfed ( rightfully soo ) but rolling sparks to be nasty op again ? Weird, though i think perfumes should get buffed to be more viable, i also agree that there's a lot of new bad/terrible spells

    • @davidpotts7116
      @davidpotts7116 Месяц назад

      @@jajasking9652 not to be OP again, just for the AoW to do more damage than a single light attack. They way overdid it with nerfing the perfumes to the point where they’re useless against normal pve

  • @ainulvr9808
    @ainulvr9808 Месяц назад

    In short: Crucible-fans, just use Tail. Looks cooler and is better in every way

  • @doomguy8235
    @doomguy8235 18 дней назад

    Yes you can

  • @charleschlebana6255
    @charleschlebana6255 Месяц назад

    Probably good for bade game only

  • @sc4334
    @sc4334 Месяц назад

    This looks rough 😂

  • @johncollom5698
    @johncollom5698 Месяц назад

    Yo you can kill Anna by just climbing back up the ladder a little bit so she can't hit you with the claws then when she starts to climb the ladder jump off and it will break her Ai. Check Gino's video for the strat if you need to see some one doing it. It works every time

  • @fusedpegasus2926
    @fusedpegasus2926 Месяц назад

    I just saw another video with the same premise lol