Skill issue. I can pick up a goose without issue. I cannot pick up a Swan though. Not because they attack me, I can hand feed them just fine without issue, but they are just a bit too big.
I've been struggling to find a job for ages because they all require duck holdage to even get a chance to be accepted, now I've been promoted to CEO in under a week because of your incredible duck holding lessons
Everyone's life goal is to hold a duck at least once in their lives. That tutorial helped me pick up a duck, and am still holding it to this day, but now, I can die happily knowing that I picked up a duck.
This video has been in my recommended for years. Today, I finally decided to give it a shot and I don't regret a single second of it. I feel like I learned a valuable skill.
*Recently, I had a very vivid dream with a duck in it... it seemed so real. In the dream I used the method from this video to pick up and hold the duck. When I woke up, I was surprised I remembered what I learned in this video and actually used it in my sleep. The duck felt very soft and kinda fluffy.* True story!
As a certified duck holder, I now have the confidence to approach ducks anywhere: at a bar, at the beach and especially on a parking lot. Thanks, Seducktive!
This should get in the book of world record for the best and most entertaining tutorial ever. I mean this is just perfect! The Voice, the Recordings and the Tutorial!
These methods also work with chickens, however, chickens have the advanced method of, the shoulder/forearm perch, where, if the chicken is comfortable with you, you can then place their feet gently onto either your shoulder or your forearm. I hope this information is useful.
@@davidsatriowibowo5727 depends on how young you start training them, although I've never had a real issue with getting bitten, I've been pecked a few times, but never painfully so.
i remember having chickens the only time i would ever hold the chicken though was when one of my parents would hand the chicken to me though mind you, i only had chickens up until i was 6 years old so i didnt really know enough about the chickens that we had or how to pick them up by myself
To put ducks and geese in the same category in terms of their aggression and danger is like comparing a toddler with a bb-gun and a xenomorph. I once walked my cat near a pond and a whole flock of ducks and their ducklings had to crowd in the middle of the pond, as far away from the shore as possible - so scared they were of my tiny fuzzy pocket tiger.
Absolutely best tutorial! I needed it twenty years ago when I was left responsible for giving antibiotics to a large french white duck...... That boy had serious attitude
This was the closest video I could find to help with my Ostrich problem at my home. I ended up just selling my home after the doctor said my arm couldn't be reattached.
This video has to be the most cutest and most ADORABLE thing Ive ever seen....And the little music that plays once he's holding the DUCK, is PRICELESS 😊....
Instructions misunderstood: the duck is now holding me 👁️👄👁️ Update : No seriously help I can’t get down. The duck is too strong Update: I called the cops and we’re all being held by the duck
Stay single your entire life you creep I know it’s “just a joke” and it doesn’t make it less weird, humor isn’t a free ticket to spit shit everywhere without consequences so don’t use this false argument I hope that, as a man, you want to be taught to trust a woman so she can pick you up like a baby and carry you around The video is so adorable and innocent and comments like this litteraly ruin the whole vibe, y’all GUYS can use your hands and calm your hormones so stop thinking about vaginas ALL THE TIME Yes, by "relationship advice" I know you don’t mean the actual romantic and cute stuff, don’t pretend
Thank you so much! I was spending hours trying to get that achievement, but this tutorial really helped me! Now I can speedrun the game knowing that I can pick up a duck and get the achievement easily!
How to pick up a duck if you don't live near ducks, step 1: Begin collecting information about a bank and prepare for a heist. 2: Ask them politely for all the money in an assertive tone and gtfo. 3: purchase a limosine and drive to the ducks
I've now held a total of 69 ducks thanks to you. Many people struggled to find jobs way back then because they just couldn't hold a duck. But since this video was uploaded, I saw a lot more people at work. Oh yeah, I got a job thanks to you as well. :]
Your duck looks very majestic when being held like a hamburger.
Ya lol
And it's smiling
It’s CHEESEburger!! 😠
@@sunitagallani7211 Both names apply
Cheeseburgers have cheese
Hamburgers have ham
*Makes sense*
@@thebrazilianluigi2142 and duckburgers have duck
I've always been approached by ducks but i've been too shy to do the first move. Now I think I have the confidence
Confidence is key with ducks, unless it comes to genitals, then its just weird.
Did you hold the duck?
Did you pick it up
Maybe he died? Atleast before dying you touched the duck?
you need to be bad boy ducks like this
I don't know how could I possibly make it into the adulthood without such valuable information
Into it or through it. The second being easier when you have stuff like this to pass your time with xp
It's never too late to learn how to pick up a duck
I acualy needed this to complete a bucket list item.
I know right? Schools are a scam
@gamingpotato true that
Instructions unclear. I’m now holding a goose. It is VERY angry
Do you have a next of kin?
Skill issue.
I can pick up a goose without issue.
I cannot pick up a Swan though. Not because they attack me, I can hand feed them just fine without issue, but they are just a bit too big.
If that's a Canadian goose, you're dead.
Welp hope you have your will ready
That's just a goose. They're a-holes
I'm showing this to my sister today while she's here for the weekend from college. She'll go nuts over this, she's obsessed about ducks.
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What happened
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This is definitely the best tutorial on RUclips
ya
agreed
The best tutorial we didn't know we needed
I have learned how to kidnap ducks.
@@megalodonsniperelite don't kidnap ducks, get some help.
I've been struggling to find a job for ages because they all require duck holdage to even get a chance to be accepted, now I've been promoted to CEO in under a week because of your incredible duck holding lessons
You’re saying I should add duck holdage to my resume?
@@AutomaticDuck300 yup, that's basically a "Get Job Ticket" now a days
Yeah man, got hired to nasa for learning the advanced hold method, practice it and you can get hired anywhere.
Proud of you
Wow :)
It's great that he's teaching duck consent.
I agree.
Dudes wanna mate with ducks are wildin 💀⚰
@@HatemtheH.2ndchannelbrother…his channel name’s literally…anyway it’s still cute af
After completing this class, I have now graduated and acquired my PhD in Duck Holding.
Yooo, congrats on getting that PhDuck!
@@shinmeki Thank you! Now I'm finally a Ducktor.
I wished I had dodged the joke, but I forgot to duck :(
PhDuck
@@CarletoGamesCGYT674 Abducktor*
Everyone's life goal is to hold a duck at least once in their lives. That tutorial helped me pick up a duck, and am still holding it to this day, but now, I can die happily knowing that I picked up a duck.
Epic life jorney!
There _is_ a tutorial on how to put down a duck too!
@@awesomealbertt1150:O I should watch it
@@awesomealbertt1150 thx but I don't think I need it
**8-bit happy sounds**
I never knew I wanted to hold a duck.
Ducks are cool. Not Geese, though. Geese are Bastards.
None of us did.
@@thebighurt2495 swans too, beautiful but dangerous mofos.
ducks are my second favorite animals so i definitely knew that
You mean women right?
Instructions unclear: the duck picked me up instead.
It was, indeed, a VERY strong duck
😂😂😂
New Achievement Unlocked:Get picked up by the duck 💀😭
The duck probably watched “how to pick up a human” tutorial 😂
It must be mighty duck
Why is my brain not braining 😭🤣
Aww, its tail wiggles like an excited dog
All ducks do this and it is wonderful.
I love ducks
Yeah. Like my dog wiggles it's tail so hard that it looks like the tail is about to fly away when I Come back from achool 🥰
This is why duck is the only animal I do not eat, they're so cute and duck like quack
@@dbz9393 I've had duck. It was greasy and not very appetizing.
lmao i love the whole vibe of this, between the way you talk and the achievement music, it really feels like an old school help video
The way its tail wiggles is adorable.
y e s
y e s
@@FunWorld25 lol the translated thing of what u said is forks
y e s
Their little rubber boots always melt my heart ❤
I feel like there is some indirect life lessons to be learned from this.
Imagine these tutorials may also be ways to pick up chicks.😂😂😂
Nah. It's all about duck
@@ginglebaws I hope someone makes a tutorial on how to take care of the boy just like a dog 💜
@@kiporaan how to train your man friend like a dog, step one:😁🤣🤦♂️
@@ginglebaws Nah. Checked with him. It only works on ducks. It is completely ineffective when dealing with chickens
“If you’re behind, that should remind, you that that’s wrong.”
Unironically one of the best pieces of advice I’ve heard
"Unironically" 🤓🤓🤓
What is with your use of commas?
Which is funny because the next tip tells you to go from the behind
I see you guys taking apart my words ;)
@@tfan2222 listen to the way he says it. They were using the commas to emphasize the pauses he takes when saying it aloud.
@@Styxintheriver ☝️this guy Tfan!! Am I right?? Life of the party he is.
I like how the duck is like “huh I guess this is happening to me right now”
That is, pretty much how the duck always is.
True 🙂. @@ColinPaddock
Instructions unclear. Duck is now eating my groceries
I haven't met a duck yet, but I will remain vigilant. I'm all prepared now. Safety first.
Go to the park and just take one I have 10 now
You knew what the elite didn't want you to know. You took the ducks, that were free, home
@@thechurchofthegoldeneye6665 wtf mate how you got 10 😆😂
Hardest thing to do in the world
You really haven't met s duck yet?
I genuinely love this. Hope I’ll soon meet a suitable duck and practice your duck-lifting tricks and tips
This video is really weird when you replace all of the "u" with "i" in "duck" 😐😐
@@arhia6106 bruh
@@arhia6106 Any video is weird when you're an immature 13 year old who spends too much time on the internet.
@@matthewdavis9437 Dang you didn't have to roast yourself like that
@@arhia6106 Lmao, "no you". Great come back.
I just wanna say, today our duck was injured and couldn't get up, but this video actually helped me safely pick her up and make sure she was okay
im glad she is okay.!
thats nice
Is that fr or u jk
@ElGoAt77737 Fr
She's very skittish usually but this worked
Is there an update on her?
This video has been in my recommended for years. Today, I finally decided to give it a shot and I don't regret a single second of it. I feel like I learned a valuable skill.
Thank you for con-duck-ting a free training! It really helped. 🦆
XD
Ha ha ha that's not funny
@@playergamwr3539 it is funny
@@eugenetheegg7905 :c
@@eugenetheegg7905 i had a stroke trying to read this
I just love the fact that this duck is wearing little socks. Most fashionable! 🧦
I think it’s to protect it’s feet from the asphalt
@@axelpower7124 Oh, I know. I just like the fact that the socks are on. :)
That are FANTASTIC...!!!
@@axelpower7124 very true, but it’s still cute
Shoes ☝️
I really appreciate Human Name's tutorials.
My parents: I wonder what our daughter is watching
What I'm watching:
*Recently, I had a very vivid dream with a duck in it... it seemed so real. In the dream I used the method from this video to pick up and hold the duck. When I woke up, I was surprised I remembered what I learned in this video and actually used it in my sleep. The duck felt very soft and kinda fluffy.* True story!
They are soft and fluffy I have 2 of them
Thats so cool😁
If you knew that it was a dream while dreaming it was a lucid dream.
@@real_duckdotexe juice wrld reference
@@notverypog lucid dreams actually exist , I already had some. You can learn how to get lucid dreams.
As a duck myself...I can confirm this is indeed accurate.
👍
Excellent my friend! Can I pick I up? ☺
@@anyamcwattie3163 ye :D)
Hydro Hu Tao nuke coming soon
@@SilverWolfEnthusiast Ayo
This is explained way better than all my professors at Duck University
Is that also known as Duck U?
Lucky. My family could only afford Duck State
Those proffesors must be quacks if they havent thought this in classes
And the professors at both my universities
@@tsbrownie replace the d with a f 😊
Plot twist. The duck thinks its teaching other ducks how to get picked up by humans
As a certified duck holder, I now have the confidence to approach ducks anywhere: at a bar, at the beach and especially on a parking lot. Thanks, Seducktive!
Wahahah😂 just too good, this comment
This should get in the book of world record for the best and most entertaining tutorial ever. I mean this is just perfect! The Voice, the Recordings and the Tutorial!
More Like Your Mom LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cannot begin to describe how much I appreciate this person for this.
"duck has been added to your inventory" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My life changed after watching this tutorial, I'm working full time as a duck holder now, thanks RUclips ❤️
😂😂😂😂😂
Duck has been added to inventory lol
I do not own a duck, neither do I know who this is... but I now know how to hold a duck. 10/10
Instructions unclear I am now in the bottom of the pond
Nunca de sabe quando vai precisar segurar um pato!
Bro is one letter away from absolute chaos
@@havefuntazarasu5367 now we need a video on how to touch the duck 🦆 so I could pet it :)
as long as it does not take a wiz
I know I’m currently an amateur duck-holder but with your tutorials I think I can improve
Does the duck look at you funny when you introduce yourself as "human name"? I've been having that problem.
Duck looked proud being hamburger 😂
This is not the duck holding video we deserve, it is the duck holding video we need.
This gives me “your my friend now. We’re having soft tacos later” vibes and I love it :)
What a great video! We get to watch a good looking animal and learn how to pick up a duck. Ya' never know when you might need to do that.
Most likely want to do it ☺️
I absolutely loved this. The achievement unlocked gags really added to it.
These methods also work with chickens, however, chickens have the advanced method of, the shoulder/forearm perch, where, if the chicken is comfortable with you, you can then place their feet gently onto either your shoulder or your forearm. I hope this information is useful.
will they bite
@@davidsatriowibowo5727 depends on how young you start training them, although I've never had a real issue with getting bitten, I've been pecked a few times, but never painfully so.
i remember having chickens
the only time i would ever hold the chicken though was when one of my parents would hand the chicken to me though
mind you, i only had chickens up until i was 6 years old so i didnt really know enough about the chickens that we had or how to pick them up by myself
Mine definitely loved doing just that. 😂
Rhode Island red has been added to my inventory.
I'm usually very scared of ducks (and geese!) but this little guy here looks cute and friendly 🥺
To put ducks and geese in the same category in terms of their aggression and danger is like comparing a toddler with a bb-gun and a xenomorph. I once walked my cat near a pond and a whole flock of ducks and their ducklings had to crowd in the middle of the pond, as far away from the shore as possible - so scared they were of my tiny fuzzy pocket tiger.
They might look similar but geese are nasty and ducks are adorable
Ducks are chill. Geese are absolute sister-f***ers.
How to tell ducks and geese apart: Wait until the postman arrives. If he survives, it is a duck. If not, it is a goose.
Why would anybody be scared of ducks its like its going to wrestle u just like gordon
I just got out of my PHDuck defense and I blew the critics away with the knowledge I learnt from this tutorial. Thank you
Thank god you made this video I don't know what I would have done without this
as an amateur duck holder, I'm grateful for your lessons
Can we just take a moment to talk about those duck shoes? So cute!
The "Duck Has Been Added To Your Inventory" Got Me Laughing Hard
Officer the duck gave consent I swear
As a newbie at holding a duck, this tutorial definitely helped me a lot. Thank you.
Instructions unclear, the duck is now holding me
Common problem, but hard solution
Skill issue
How to pick up a human. Part 2
@@EvilrobotAM how to pick up a rat from sewers part 3
How is a suck holding you you are bigger and heavier than the duck it’s just not logic. Stop lying about silly things
Absolutely best tutorial! I needed it twenty years ago when I was left responsible for giving antibiotics to a large french white duck...... That boy had serious attitude
I mean... it WAS french.
Giggle
I really think this video should be in every compulsory school curriculum.
If you don't see results, just keep practicing, don't give up, I believe that one day you will successfully hold a duck ❤️
Instructions unclear: used duck tape to capture duck
NOO LEAVE THE DUCK ALONEEEE AAAA
I love your pfp
the "Congratulations, you are now holding a duck" gets me every time lol
edit: why are people liking this
“Duck Has Been Added To Your Inventory”
Intimacie
What really gets me is the “congratulations, you are no longer holding a duck” from the first video
It's f****** hilarious
699 likes
1:59 "duck has been added to your inventory" lmao this is excellent 😂
Yes
This was the closest video I could find to help with my Ostrich problem at my home. I ended up just selling my home after the doctor said my arm couldn't be reattached.
“Like a cheeseburger”
Nice and tasty
Om nom nom 🍔🦢💕
I also subscribed
r/cursedcoments
Yeah
@@wrinkletheduck I too am eating a duck
I’ve already been hyper fixated on ducks since I was little but this video pushed my want for a pet duck even more
Your name and picture says it all
This video has to be the most cutest and most ADORABLE thing Ive ever seen....And the little music that plays once he's holding the DUCK, is PRICELESS 😊....
Very straight to the point and vey good tutorial we need more videos like this
You holding a duck is so wholesome even the fact your channel is a duck channel
1:05 I love how he says that duck wants to be picked up! Also, OMG THE DUCK IS SO CUTE
i dont know why but this is making me scared with just how calm hes talking like hes some sort of robot trying to understand human nature
Every few months this pops back up in my feed. I rewatch every single time.
This is clearly wisdom of the ages. I shall now proceed to hold a duck!
This video changed my life, I can pick up any duck now. I'm so grateful for this duck series.
Stop lying it won’t change your life
@@fuxionxd4822 it change our whole lifes
This tutorial is even better than the one that teaches you how to breathe
I know and THAT one changed my life but THIS, this is something waaaaay better.
Who needs to breathe broooo...... That's to 2016-ish .. you need to sedu- .. i mean hold the ducks
@@lordharshgamer6569 Yea bro, breathing is cringe.
Who needs a tut how to breathe when your own organism forces you to breathe whenever you stop it
@@Dapper_Swordsmachineand wasting half of your life on league of legends
Instructions misunderstood: the duck is now holding me 👁️👄👁️
Update : No seriously help I can’t get down. The duck is too strong
Update: I called the cops and we’re all being held by the duck
Lol
XD
You have messed up the timeline😂
Congratulation, the duck hold you 😂😂😂
New Achievement Unlocked:Get picked up by the duck💀😭
When you realise this man is giving solid relationship advice under the guise of picking up ducks
Stay single your entire life you creep
I know it’s “just a joke” and it doesn’t make it less weird, humor isn’t a free ticket to spit shit everywhere without consequences so don’t use this false argument
I hope that, as a man, you want to be taught to trust a woman so she can pick you up like a baby and carry you around
The video is so adorable and innocent and comments like this litteraly ruin the whole vibe, y’all GUYS can use your hands and calm your hormones so stop thinking about vaginas ALL THE TIME
Yes, by "relationship advice" I know you don’t mean the actual romantic and cute stuff, don’t pretend
How to pick up a chick
@@Nomad-n1fThis does not work with chickens
"Remember to smile"
"A giant predatory mammal shows me its' teeth? Yeah, that's fine" *starts waddling*
instructions unclear. the duck is holding me now
Note that the human is wearing matching footwear, to make a connection with the duck.
I’m not sure why RUclips decided I needed to see this, but I’m grateful. I am now prepared for future duck encounters!
Thank you so much! I was spending hours trying to get that achievement, but this tutorial really helped me!
Now I can speedrun the game knowing that I can pick up a duck and get the achievement easily!
Love the cute little thing it does with its head when it’s lifted up
This is exactly what I was looking for. I can’t tell you how many times it’s come up where I needed to hold a duck and I had no idea where to start.
This has cured almost all my problems in life, thanks duck and the person who picked up the duck :)
This is genius. Nice to see some wholesome content. Love the editing. A voice for audio books
excatly what i was thinking!!!
Why in the hell does this feel more useful then anything I have ever spent hours studying?
You can use the same guidelines to hold chicks, that’s why.
@@hankschrader5507 makes sense 💀
Instructions unclear,the duck became bigger and its holding me
Instructions Unclear:
Duck Is Now Holding Me
Very informative . 5/5stars
1:30 they have matching shoes!
Niceee😂
Wait he’s not wrong lmao
Rule 6: to pick up a duck, you have to be the duck.
You and the duck have matching shoes! Clearly this pairing was meant to be ❤
That duck wearing those duck shoes are the best thing I've seen all month
Instructions unclear, I am now wearing the duck as a hat
I honestly needed this tutorial, so long have I been doing it wrong!
People in 1920 : We will make flying car in the future
People in the future : How to pick-up a Duck 🦆❤
Why are ducks so cute?! Like they look like they’re smiling and have chubby cheeks 🥹
Somehow, the combination of voice, sound, and duck made this video somewhat nostalgic. Congratulations, you have earned a new subscriber.
How to pick up a duck if you don't live near ducks, step 1: Begin collecting information about a bank and prepare for a heist. 2: Ask them politely for all the money in an assertive tone and gtfo. 3: purchase a limosine and drive to the ducks
Thank you very much!
Step 4: Buy a net and trap the ducks
Step 5: Pick up scared duck
Step 6: Eat duck
@@vuedanto8576 only legal in certain countries, please consult with your local duck lawyer
@@崔莱 consulted duck lawyer, is legal in my country. Today yummy duck dinner
@@vuedanto8576 what species are you I am hungry
THIS. VIDEO. IS. LEGENDARY!!!!
I've now held a total of 69 ducks thanks to you. Many people struggled to find jobs way back then because they just couldn't hold a duck. But since this video was uploaded, I saw a lot more people at work. Oh yeah, I got a job thanks to you as well. :]
Nice
I don’t know what’s more crazy, a guy teaches how to pick up a duck on RUclips. Or me fascinated by this video.
He meant something else by using duck. Boys and legends should understand easily ; P
Instructions unclear: Duck is introducing itself and holding me
Quack quack, quack quack quack quack, quack quack quack.
_Picks up the human_
Truly inspiring video of all time