any "coley out of context" videos out there will have a field day with this one🫠 bonus footage featuring my brother reading Gojo thirst comments is on my Patreon if you're interested!
1. Thank you for blessing me with telling me ‘The Kaeya Edit’ exists, as a new Genshin fan who loves Kaeya, it- shshjzjsjzjjs. 2. I LOVE ALL UR CONTENT ❤❤
I don't even think they like the story, just the character design. Gege works hard, and all people wanna talk about is Gojo and Geto having gay sex, which isn't even canon or plausible to happen. Just puts a real damper on the story when that's all people seem to care about. It's creepy at this point.
@@sincerelynotme3522at least the gojo geto sex part is a nod to the good writing of their relationship because on the other hand gojo is canonically an ass who cant commit to women and would therefore be a horrible boyfie
Gojo fan girls are one of the most wild fans I’ve ever seen 😭 Edit: I’ve seen some other fans that are wild or wilder than gojo fangirls, that’s why I put “one of the most” Also to the people saying that gojo fanboys are wild too, I wouldn’t say so, I mean some are but I’m pretty sure the majority is just making edits or 1v1 battle edits
...as an asexual who usually reads smut fanfics...I will never understand THIS level of down bad for anyone, let alone a fictional character... I....I need a shower after watching this.... Edit: Thanks for the likes, needed it after retraumatizing myself :)
As someone who is not asexual and sometimes feel strong urges, I have no idea what's going on in these people's minds either (being a Scaramouche enjoyer legit traumatized me)
Nah, we Nanami enjoyers have "respectable" thirst levels. And by 'respectable' I mean more closeted and covered than the amount of skin Nanami has willingly shown wearing his suit.
I love me a man who pays his taxes in a timely manner and checks his mails regularly. I get all hot and bothered just thinking about it. Hilariously, Akutami Gege (the author) also agrees that Nanami is boyfriend material and the superior man in JJK. When asked who his personal favorite character was, he said "I like Nanami a little bit. Everyone else is just ok". There's also a running joke that he "hates" Gojo since his OP powers make it hard for him to write; so all this resulted in a glorious moment during a Jump Fiesta popularity poll, where he commented "To those who voted for Gojo- especially women. Here's some friendly advice: pick Nanami" lol
I personally think that all simps of the JJK men are equally thirsty over them, and it's not just Gojo. Cuz HOLY HELL DID Y'ALL SEE HOW THE NANAMI SIMPS LOST IT OVER THAT SCENE WHERE HE PULLED HARUTA'S HAIR AND THE AMOUNT OF EDITS IT GENERATED The same can be said towards Toji simps lmaoooooo
@@thejunebuggirl8338 You're right. Geto has a fair share of unhinged fangirls, but I would say they're a little lowkey about it unlike the Gojo, Nanami, Toji simps hahahaha
Honestly? I find them so endearing, and not even in an ironic way. I was in the Kuroshitsuji fandom when I was 15, and both Sebastian and Undertaker (my personal favorite boy) were the receivers of thirsty comments pretty much as horny and unhinged as these ones. It's just teens being teens, and while I understand the secondhand embarrassment, I'm also glad they feel safe enough to be this unfiltered (although the internet is far from a safe place and that is a problem that needs to be addressed for sure)
and also at least its a fully grown man who can take care of himself instead of a character that looks like they're 10 years old and/or acts very childlike😭😭
The Gojo fanbase within the span of basically a year somehow managed to make almost every mha fanatic seem sane by comparison, I don’t know weather to be impressed or disappointed. I think both.
@@lebrondavis1420 nah, the mha stans just isnt as rabid as they used to, but their peak is still worse than jjk fans. theyre literally the og in doing horrid bs to merchandise and in cosplays. i wont forget mha stans rawdogging the air at a con and the abominable fanfics and fanarts of minor characters
@@umeboshi2247 I’m gonna play devils advocate here you’re right it’s true they started the trend but did that times 10 there’s but not one not two but three different “blood” incidents that possibly still are on TikTok right now as we speak and the cosplays where do I even begin first we have people in nanami cosplays literally pulling peoples hair and even more all over the internet and the whole crazy fanart about minors meanwhile there’s literally fanart,fanfics,and comics about megumi,Nobara,yuji,maki,and miwa and they are all from ages 15 to 17 and then don’t get me started on the fanboys and fangirls girls are out here saying “expand my domian” or “hopefully my phone is waterproof” and then the fanboys calling maki whos 16 “mommy” or when there’s a edit or video of nobara it’s just weird they be like “age is a number now” or “not even mahoraga will pull me out” and the spoilers every week is killing the mood and ruining the fun for others and the fanfics are even crazier fem gojo x sukuna (they tried to kill each other and gojo isn’t a female) yuji x Toji (they’ve never met and Toji is old enough to be his dad) nanami x nobara (that’s just illegal) my hero may have started it but jjk made it worse they’re both terrible and low on the totem pole but jjk in terms of fandoms is the bottom of the barrel
I like how this started from talking about Gojo and edits, but then turned into just a straight 12 minutes of reading very unhinged thirst comments, and I'm here for it!
It's always so weird to me to see people act so unhinged towards a fictional character. I get you like them but please relax. Edit: It's been 2 weeks, and people keep messaging, and people are not passing the vibe check. If you do not understand what I am saying, do not comment, please. There are nearly 2 thousand people that do, but the ones down below do not.
See in my personal opinion, most of those type of thirst tweets are mostly 60-65% crack and meant to be a joke while there is the odd one or two that are legit serious
That confused ace feeling where you legitimately can’t tell if some allos out there are genuinely like this or if they’re just exaggerating for the bit.
not ace so im here to say most of this is really just internet satire and a quest to be the "funniest" and "horniest" person in the comment section. not many of them are genuinely horny for these characters. they might be attracted, and get turned on sometimes, its really just a comment section trend to be _the worst_ among the rest for attention (by "for attention" i dont think thats a bad thing- internet points are just really gratifying.) there's definitely some that explore their sexual desires (which may or may not be dark/immoral in real life) through fictional characters which imo is a healthier way to go about it than watch real pornography or the like.
I have a discord channel dedicated to this man where I post thirsty comments and ive been doing that for 2 years and they are all worse than these, hope that clears things up
I- I truly thought I’d seen it all, I was in the early bsd fandom,, in the trenches on tumblr and ao3 for some of the most insane fandoms, I really did think it couldn’t get hornier… congrats gojo girlies, you’re a different breed,, jfc
If I had a nickel for every time an edit was dedicated to the hot emo dudes with a angsty story, I’d be able to buy twitter again and bring the bird back☺️
As the only person on this planet who does not simp for Gojo I will be taking scientific notes on this disturbing yet intriguing phenomenon for the study of generations to come.
If I had a nickel for every time a fangirl poured her period blood on an anime boy I would have two nickels. I don’t want two nickels. Digital footprint people. Digital footprint. Edit: HOW DID THIS STUPID COMMENT GET SO MANY LIKES?? Also I will pay for everyone’s therapy in the replies.
I was going to say that's what makes it fun, love seeing people being unhinged for characters online and it almost got me to actually try watching JJK again...then that last incident was mentioned. Ooookay that's where my limit is.
@@SidKnee380 you could just scroll.. that's also an option, yk? they're joking around, if you're uncomfortable just remove yourself from the conversation 💀💀
@@neoswagrealness If I see a comment like "I'm gonna gouge my eyes out to create more holes for them to fuck", you bet I am definitely scrolling. I whole heartedly believe in "don't yuck my yum", but that comment was the line for me. The internet is forever, have fun but be smart.
fr, I'm so glad my digital footprint has just been me hating, because even if i'am a generational hater, I ain't going to hell because I was too thirsty for go/jo
I just started jjk two weeks ago. Before that, I literally assumed Gojo was one of your typical wise old characters that helps the young people. Then I watched the show and found out he’s just an OP guy who usually acts more immature than the young people 😂.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and Jujutsu Kaisen breeding, Gojo is the most compatible sorcerer for humans? Not only does he lay in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of females, Gojo is an average of 6”05’ tall and 180 pounds, this means he's large enough to be able handle human bananas, and with his impressive Base Stats for ATK and access to Six Eyes, you can be rough with him. Due to his mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Gojo would get incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with him for hours without getting sore. He can also learn the moves Attract, Rizz Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Hit the Griddy, along with not having fur to hide cock, so it’d be incredibly easy for him to get you in the mood. With his abilities Blue and Red, he can easily recover from fatigue with enough motive. No other sorcerer comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make Gojo turn white. Gojo is literally built for human banana. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Six Eyes means it can take it all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
I’ve been around the digital block before and I’ve never seen a better example of ‘To Much Information’ Guys I cannot stress enough that some things should not be shared. Especially this
I've heard people say female jjk fans are unhinged and now I know why. I've only watched half the video and it's too much. I wanted to finish it but couldn't go on. I'll return to it later. Props to you for being able to read these for a full 15 minutes.
I am a Gojo fan, but I am a gay man Gojo fan who finds him gorgeous, and now wants to collect most of the Gojo figures, and get a tattoo of his honored one scene. Also, I like him as a character, not just cause he's pretty. These types of fans are scary haha 😅
Honestly it’s funny to see how unhinged people act on the internet for a character, and within the JJK fandom, it’s not just the Gojo fans that are unhinged. All of us are unhinged to a certain extent, but damn were these comments down baaaaaaaaad. JJK has been one of the wildest fandoms I’ve ever been apart of and trust me I’ve been apart of a lot of fandoms. I mean they even started a petition for Usher to perform daddy’s home at the Super Bowl halftime show with Gojo pictures everywhere, and like you showed in the video, USHER COSPLAYED GOJO!?!?!!?! I don’t know who got him to do that but it was not on my bingo card for 2024. Also, the last part of the video caught me so off guard. I knew I would regret it but I just had to look it up. I only typed Gojo and one of the top recommended searches was “the Gojo figure incident”, and guys… I’m not trying to tell you how to live your life or how you should spend your time on the internet, but sometime things should be kept to yourself and maybe not posted for hundreds, if not, thousands of people to see. ⬇️⚠️Contents from the “Gojo figure incident”⚠️⬇️ And if you don’t wanna look this up but you want to know what’s going on I have scorched my eyeballs so you dont have to. The original video is a person squeezing their used tampon on a Gojo figure, and most of the other videos when looking this up is a lot of people who have posted their thoughts about the “Gojo figure incident” with a few imitating what the original video did. But not only that, the same person posted another video that is just as, if not more, unhinged. This time is a used pad with pictures of Gojo on it, and they are affectionately stroking one of the photos (in the center of the pad) of him that has a blood heart around him (I think I need to go bleach my eyeballs after this). Guys I’m just so baffled right now, I don’t even know what to do with myself. I genuinely do not recommend looking this up. Stay curious so you dont burn you eyes like I have.
People have very different opinions of gojo, I once saw someone call gojo their "glorious blue eyed king" and someone replied saying "that blue eyed demon needs to die"
I finally started watching JJK since my friends have seen it and every anime store and convention I go to, there’s some JJK cosplayers and merch all around; and so to hell with it I finally sat down and watched it. So far I really like it, and so far my faves are Nanami and Gojo. Seeing this video and the massive thirst for Gojo alone, I think I know what I’m getting into 😅😭
I'm asexual, but I also know what my thirsty anime friends are into. I would use that to my advantage by spamming them fanart of their favorite characters in the middle of class. I stopped doing that because my friends' taste in fictional men got worse, and I got bored. I am responsible for giving toji fushiguro more thirsty fangirls within my friend group before jjk season 2 came out. I am the one saying "clean up on aisle this bitch" with a monotone retail voice every time a friend comes to me with a new interest with a 80% chance of questionable mental stability... oh who am I kidding there was none to begin with. ... oh... but this... THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! AAHHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I FEEL DRUNK?!?! HIGH?!?!? OVER THIS INSANITY HAHAHHAA?!?!?!?! but 10/10 coley I would watch something like this again ahahaha 💜
I’ve been a fan of Jujutsu Kaisen for a while now, and I honestly miss the days where it was just… *calmer* Don’t get me wrong, I love that people have been investing in the show, the characters and the ships! The plot is extremely well written and the characters are so complex! But there was a time where the most people would worry about was over mild simping- spicy fanfiction, spicy fanart, mischaracterisations of certain people- that’s it. Just fandom standard simping. But in my opinion, it’s gone too far- even if the menstrual blood is fake, that’s just vile. I think the bigger issue at hand is how normalised this thirsting has become.
I'm a girl and Gojo is my favourite jjk character, but I don't really like talking ab that, cuz everyone goes like "yeah, I like his attitude too/he's so hot" like it's not the point. I like how well-written and complicated he is, it's like if I think about his story and character for more than 5 minutes, I'm gonna start crying I can understand the way people react, but I really can't appreciate it. Please, trust me, there are a lot of beautiful fans in jjk fandom, not everyone is down so bad (Eng is not my first language and I'm not really goot at explaining, but I hope you get my point)
As a Gojo fan (not the kind who comments, I like to keep my thoughts solely in my head) I knew how unhinged this video would get the moment I saw the notification But also as just as big of a Choso fan s I am a Gojo fan, I feel like Choso thirst comments are even MORE unhinged than the Gojo ones because, well, his technique is related to blood and so are the thirst comments
Levi is an interesting one in my opinion, mostly because he is famous despite his personality and height, idk why mangakas its just that love making the depressed/quirky characters (the main traits to get people's attention, 'relatability' I guess? people love a quirky anime boy is what i mean) the tallest ones in the room, but Levi wasnt tall, quirky or depressed, despite having traumas he doesn't let them get out, yet he was and still is more popular than most of the characters, except Eren in the last season, I remember watching AoT back then almost blind (got into it because of memes) and deciding to join the fandom later, I swear I though Berthold was gonna be the fandom's puppy (shy despite being tall, but still very skillful and mindful for his friends), but nah it was LEVI, that actually got me off-guard lmfao
I know these comments seem unhinged but they're just so funny and creative I can't help but love them and look forward to them everytime a gojo edit crosses my fyp, especially the ones that describe his schlong in excruciating detail. They crack me up every time
It amazes me how I hadn't simped for this man since the start of watching JJK myself, I just think he's a really good character. The fan base on Gojo terrifies me a bit, but I mostly just find those comments funny since I see them all the time. 😂
Guys I'm the most normal female gojo fan right here bc I call him bestie instead of daddy, never ever even screaming "OMG ITS DADDY!" when I see him instead I scream "YASS SLAYY KING~!!!!" 😀
I.... feel so horrified yet fascinated watching this. It's like watching a very horny plane crash. It's horrifying yet I can't look away. I hate it but I can't stop laughing. Internet is wild
Late to this but did you guys know that the Santiago metro had a jujutsu kaisen billboard that got turned into an altar for Gojo? People would walk by and put sticky notes with fanart on it and stuff. Gojo's face was covered in lipstick marks. The staff tried to take it down but the next day there would be twice as many sticky notes as there were the day before. So then they just kinda left it there. That was a couple months ago and now (according to what I've heard) the metro is raffling it away because they don't know what to do with it. Latin America sure is a place.
I usually watch shows for hot guys but shockingly enough Gojo wasn't one of the hot guys I joined for. But I remember my friend going "please don't be another Gojo fangirl" and I was like okay and he sent me a picture of him with his hair down and eyes showing. When he showed up with his hair up and bandana on I didn't make the connection and I was like "I love this man" and my friend was like NOOOOO THATS GOJO and I was like HUH? personally, I think Gojo is fine as hell and I find him attractive and I could stare at him all day, but I'm not nearly as unhinged as most and every time I see how crazy the fangirls get I cackle.
1:06 I was in a fandom with so little edits, one of the edits got 1.2k views and I’m currently subscribed to the editor because she has the most popular edit.
any "coley out of context" videos out there will have a field day with this one🫠
bonus footage featuring my brother reading Gojo thirst comments is on my Patreon if you're interested!
yaaaaAAAAS
Recommendations???
alt title: reading thirsty comments of Gojo
odd request but coley can you watch moominvalley its so cute and wholesome !
1. Thank you for blessing me with telling me ‘The Kaeya Edit’ exists, as a new Genshin fan who loves Kaeya, it- shshjzjsjzjjs.
2. I LOVE ALL UR CONTENT ❤❤
We JJK fans are cursed with awful takes and deranged tik tok fans like I ain’t NEVER seen the word unhinged fit more than Satoru fangirls
I don't even think they like the story, just the character design. Gege works hard, and all people wanna talk about is Gojo and Geto having gay sex, which isn't even canon or plausible to happen. Just puts a real damper on the story when that's all people seem to care about. It's creepy at this point.
@@sincerelynotme3522at least the gojo geto sex part is a nod to the good writing of their relationship because on the other hand gojo is canonically an ass who cant commit to women and would therefore be a horrible boyfie
What they did to that poor gojo statue is unforgivable
@@Chordata7 oh no... What did they do now?...
OK while these are wild there are far more unhinged fandoms I know ...... this ain't even close
“I ain’t Cinderella but I can make it fit” is the best line imo. I’m adding it to my lexicon. Lol
I didn't understand it ,plz explain 💀
@@Quran11165In the story of Cinderella, she fits into the shoe that she left at the ball
Gojo fan girls are one of the most wild fans I’ve ever seen 😭
Edit: I’ve seen some other fans that are wild or wilder than gojo fangirls, that’s why I put “one of the most”
Also to the people saying that gojo fanboys are wild too, I wouldn’t say so, I mean some are but I’m pretty sure the majority is just making edits or 1v1 battle edits
FR
I raise you the crazy bastards of the Bakudeku ship ( Like There are actual comics of them in catform) ( Surprisingly wholesome)
@@anbellfox I FORGOT ABOUT THE BAKUDEKU SHIP LOL
Its undertale all over again with sans
The Gojo figure video will forever curse my memory
...as an asexual who usually reads smut fanfics...I will never understand THIS level of down bad for anyone, let alone a fictional character... I....I need a shower after watching this....
Edit: Thanks for the likes, needed it after retraumatizing myself :)
bruh i just commented about me laughing my ace ass off at the level of thirst. where is the bleach for my eyes and ears
I'm crying my self to sleep after I go to the Pope himself to cleanse me...
As someone who is not asexual and sometimes feel strong urges, I have no idea what's going on in these people's minds either (being a Scaramouche enjoyer legit traumatized me)
That's your opinion but I mean you are part of the minority which technically makes you the weird one
literally
The level of Gojo thirst is psychotic but can we at least get some of that for Nanami please?
Nah, we Nanami enjoyers have "respectable" thirst levels. And by 'respectable' I mean more closeted and covered than the amount of skin Nanami has willingly shown wearing his suit.
agree
I love me a man who pays his taxes in a timely manner and checks his mails regularly. I get all hot and bothered just thinking about it.
Hilariously, Akutami Gege (the author) also agrees that Nanami is boyfriend material and the superior man in JJK. When asked who his personal favorite character was, he said "I like Nanami a little bit. Everyone else is just ok". There's also a running joke that he "hates" Gojo since his OP powers make it hard for him to write; so all this resulted in a glorious moment during a Jump Fiesta popularity poll, where he commented "To those who voted for Gojo- especially women. Here's some friendly advice: pick Nanami" lol
Nanami fans would never
I got you fam
I personally think that all simps of the JJK men are equally thirsty over them, and it's not just Gojo.
Cuz HOLY HELL DID Y'ALL SEE HOW THE NANAMI SIMPS LOST IT OVER THAT SCENE WHERE HE PULLED HARUTA'S HAIR AND THE AMOUNT OF EDITS IT GENERATED
The same can be said towards Toji simps lmaoooooo
The Geto simps are out there too (it’s me)
@@thejunebuggirl8338 You're right. Geto has a fair share of unhinged fangirls, but I would say they're a little lowkey about it unlike the Gojo, Nanami, Toji simps hahahaha
That hair pull was the Levi beating Eren of 2023.
You'll never experience THOSE chrollo stans on 2020 - 2022
@@thejunebuggirl8338 same fr 😔
It's called LOBOTOMY Kaisen for a reason y'all...
Angela: NOPE. Blacklisted, Roland!
"I'm on sniper duty. They're not reaching the doorway mat!"
This isn’t lobotomy kaisen
@@Loyx_Editsthis most certainly qualifies as Lobotomy Kaisen. Just the really horny portion of it
How the fug did I read that first as LGBTQ Kaisen
@@emptyvoid5272 Not too far off I think...
XD
Honestly? I find them so endearing, and not even in an ironic way. I was in the Kuroshitsuji fandom when I was 15, and both Sebastian and Undertaker (my personal favorite boy) were the receivers of thirsty comments pretty much as horny and unhinged as these ones. It's just teens being teens, and while I understand the secondhand embarrassment, I'm also glad they feel safe enough to be this unfiltered (although the internet is far from a safe place and that is a problem that needs to be addressed for sure)
Same.
Literally i just be laughing because this shit iscreative 😭
and also at least its a fully grown man who can take care of himself instead of a character that looks like they're 10 years old and/or acts very childlike😭😭
This is bringing back memories 😭
Fellow undertaker lover, yay!
When coley uploads I feel the irresistible urge to write more fanfic
glad i wasn’t the only one 😭😭😭
I always have one of her videon in the background and it just, give me energy and motivation to write something
The Gojo fanbase within the span of basically a year somehow managed to make almost every mha fanatic seem sane by comparison, I don’t know weather to be impressed or disappointed. I think both.
The mha fandom still worse, just not as vocal as back then thats why u think theyre less insane. 😂
@@umeboshi2247nah jjk fans have reached a new low they are worse than mha fans
@@lebrondavis1420 nah, the mha stans just isnt as rabid as they used to, but their peak is still worse than jjk fans. theyre literally the og in doing horrid bs to merchandise and in cosplays. i wont forget mha stans rawdogging the air at a con and the abominable fanfics and fanarts of minor characters
@@umeboshi2247 I’m gonna play devils advocate here you’re right it’s true they started the trend but did that times 10 there’s but not one not two but three different “blood” incidents that possibly still are on TikTok right now as we speak and the cosplays where do I even begin first we have people in nanami cosplays literally pulling peoples hair and even more all over the internet and the whole crazy fanart about minors meanwhile there’s literally fanart,fanfics,and comics about megumi,Nobara,yuji,maki,and miwa and they are all from ages 15 to 17 and then don’t get me started on the fanboys and fangirls girls are out here saying “expand my domian” or “hopefully my phone is waterproof” and then the fanboys calling maki whos 16 “mommy” or when there’s a edit or video of nobara it’s just weird they be like “age is a number now” or “not even mahoraga will pull me out” and the spoilers every week is killing the mood and ruining the fun for others and the fanfics are even crazier fem gojo x sukuna (they tried to kill each other and gojo isn’t a female) yuji x Toji (they’ve never met and Toji is old enough to be his dad) nanami x nobara (that’s just illegal) my hero may have started it but jjk made it worse they’re both terrible and low on the totem pole but jjk in terms of fandoms is the bottom of the barrel
. The gojo figure incident 💀
i recently got into jjk fandom and it is so funny lmao
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oomfs are all insane and i honestly love it
Real
Same LMAOO
Same
"Ah yes, another Gojo edit, let's see the comments" That person has seen things and I salute them for surviving it.
Nah they’re 100% a sadist
Ah yes, another Gojo edit, let's see the comments" That's the opposite of survival instinct
I like how this started from talking about Gojo and edits, but then turned into just a straight 12 minutes of reading very unhinged thirst comments, and I'm here for it!
This is a certified "Sin City wasn't made for you" moment.
It was made for the fan girls
Even the sin lust is
afraid-
why are some of them unironically funny
the thors hammer one had me actually dying that person has my respect and I ain't even a gojo fan
It's always so weird to me to see people act so unhinged towards a fictional character. I get you like them but please relax.
Edit: It's been 2 weeks, and people keep messaging, and people are not passing the vibe check. If you do not understand what I am saying, do not comment, please. There are nearly 2 thousand people that do, but the ones down below do not.
Agreed. Also, as a nineteen year old, once you notice how many of these comments are usually made by users below 18, it gets even worse! Whyyyy! 😭
@@Cinnaschticks idk what to tell you, teenagers have raging hormones so.
@@Cinnaschticks sorry youre right 😭
I'm, genuinely so glad tiktok didn't exist when I was a teenager... 8I
See in my personal opinion, most of those type of thirst tweets are mostly 60-65% crack and meant to be a joke while there is the odd one or two that are legit serious
That confused ace feeling where you legitimately can’t tell if some allos out there are genuinely like this or if they’re just exaggerating for the bit.
not ace so im here to say most of this is really just internet satire and a quest to be the "funniest" and "horniest" person in the comment section. not many of them are genuinely horny for these characters. they might be attracted, and get turned on sometimes, its really just a comment section trend to be _the worst_ among the rest for attention (by "for attention" i dont think thats a bad thing- internet points are just really gratifying.)
there's definitely some that explore their sexual desires (which may or may not be dark/immoral in real life) through fictional characters which imo is a healthier way to go about it than watch real pornography or the like.
As an Ace too, I think they are joking, there is no way this is real. I know they have it different but this can't be real
Ain't allo, but I am exaggerating for the bit, just because of how hilarious it is.
I have a discord channel dedicated to this man where I post thirsty comments and ive been doing that for 2 years and they are all worse than these, hope that clears things up
@@daviancyandreina I am not joking
I- I truly thought I’d seen it all, I was in the early bsd fandom,, in the trenches on tumblr and ao3 for some of the most insane fandoms, I really did think it couldn’t get hornier… congrats gojo girlies, you’re a different breed,, jfc
If I had a nickel for every time an edit was dedicated to the hot emo dudes with a angsty story, I’d be able to buy twitter again and bring the bird back☺️
LOL
As the only person on this planet who does not simp for Gojo I will be taking scientific notes on this disturbing yet intriguing phenomenon for the study of generations to come.
I'll bring the snacks. Can't do research with an empty stomach now, can we?
I'll bring the drinks. We will need to stay hydrated to avoid, The amount of thirst the fan girls have.
I'll bring blankets and pillows, better to be comfortable while taking notes and breaks
I'll bring cool rocks. Ain't got much else
I’ll bring the therapist to save us from our brains melting and breaking (I wasn’t sure what else😅)
If I had a nickel for every time a fangirl poured her period blood on an anime boy I would have two nickels. I don’t want two nickels. Digital footprint people. Digital footprint.
Edit: HOW DID THIS STUPID COMMENT GET SO MANY LIKES?? Also I will pay for everyone’s therapy in the replies.
youd have around 5 nickels now. they djd it to more characters 😞
youd have atleast 10 by now!
I don’t like how this is becoming a reliable source of income.
@@Rayne-Whispers i just saw ur pfp and i regret to inform you they did it to both chuuya and dazai 😔
@@fragrantflorence I refuse to believe that’s true. I will go on in life believing this isn’t true.
The throwback to AMVs hurt...are we old?
Yas we are
@@uarmyhope1994😔
I’m honestly surprised you haven’t covered this sooner, really showing restraint
I met Kaiji Tang, Gojo's voice actor at MAGFest the other day, absolute legend
congrats
Shoulda showed him the TikTok comments, and how crucial he was to these.. fans💀
I was going to say that's what makes it fun, love seeing people being unhinged for characters online and it almost got me to actually try watching JJK again...then that last incident was mentioned. Ooookay that's where my limit is.
incident in the show or the fandom?
@@nziomthe fandom 👍🏻
@@elad4960 I am too scared to look that up
@@elad4960when the show is almost as fked up as the gojo stans 😂
Can we just appreciate the fact that Coley read most of that comment section! Also I'm gonna go wash my eyes out with bleach now!
SAME
With a straight face and few censor beeps. Very impressive.
6:11 forget's geto's name is crazy y'all are so creative😭
that's so disrespectful of them T______T
Even after all those years, fan thirst is still thriving. It's almost poetic. 😌🙏🙌
not only for gojo, the entire fandom is thirsty af for all jjk men. toji simps are different breeds as well.
People are so creative with words…
Me every time I read any comment like this: “damn none of these people have any concept of digital footprint.”
Digital footprint...
Imagine your boss pulling out these comments during your interview
do y'all use your real name on TikTok??????
@@satan9487 no, but it gets pretty easy to track
@@Uhhhi-ih8bb even if they find your account they'll only see what you've posted not commented so
Holy crap. I don't use tiktok so I wouldn't know but JESUS.
They're just...putting that out there??? FOR ALL OF US TO SEE???
LIKE CHILL-
Right??? For the love of the gods, PLEASE keep some thoughts to yourself. You couldn't waterboard me into typing half of these comments .
@@SidKnee380 you could just scroll.. that's also an option, yk? they're joking around, if you're uncomfortable just remove yourself from the conversation 💀💀
@@neoswagrealness If I see a comment like "I'm gonna gouge my eyes out to create more holes for them to fuck", you bet I am definitely scrolling. I whole heartedly believe in "don't yuck my yum", but that comment was the line for me. The internet is forever, have fun but be smart.
Theyre so creative for no reason 😂
@@neoswagrealnessfr😭
IT GETS WORSE EVERY MINUTE?!?! It keeps getting worse?!?!
3:44 NAHHH THATS CRAZY
Like wtf
As a lesbian that feels nothing for this man, thirsty Gojo fans are endlessly entertaining. Keep up the good work you filthy creatures (affectionate).
why don't you join the male makima fans
10:55
BRO I FORGOT DIGITAL FOOTPRINTS WERE A THING💀💀
Yall are sooo cooked😶😭😭😭
Edit : Becareful of what y'all say on the internet☠️
fr, I'm so glad my digital footprint has just been me hating, because even if i'am a generational hater, I ain't going to hell because I was too thirsty for go/jo
I just started jjk two weeks ago. Before that, I literally assumed Gojo was one of your typical wise old characters that helps the young people. Then I watched the show and found out he’s just an OP guy who usually acts more immature than the young people 😂.
he a badass though, I know because I got spoiled.. too bad Jo is the only one carrying now..
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and Jujutsu Kaisen breeding, Gojo is the most compatible sorcerer for humans? Not only does he lay in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of females, Gojo is an average of 6”05’ tall and 180 pounds, this means he's large enough to be able handle human bananas, and with his impressive Base Stats for ATK and access to Six Eyes, you can be rough with him. Due to his mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Gojo would get incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with him for hours without getting sore. He can also learn the moves Attract, Rizz Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Hit the Griddy, along with not having fur to hide cock, so it’d be incredibly easy for him to get you in the mood. With his abilities Blue and Red, he can easily recover from fatigue with enough motive. No other sorcerer comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make Gojo turn white. Gojo is literally built for human banana. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Six Eyes means it can take it all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
girlie u ok?
@@heiwuniao7550 I am NOT a girl.
I hate that I know what you're referencing
@@amess6671Spill the trauma tea, I need to know.
@@anbellfoxvaporeon copypasta
Oh dear god... I've thirsted over fictional characters before, but this kind of stuff is unhinged. 4:27 best summarizes my feelings here.
Ok but you can't lie some of them are really creative 😂
I had a good laugh 😂
I’ve been around the digital block before and I’ve never seen a better example of ‘To Much Information’
Guys I cannot stress enough that some things should not be shared.
Especially this
It’s always the ‘no lube, no protection’ ones of Instagram it scares me 😭💀
ROSE TOY FLEW INTO MY HAND LIKE THORS HAMMER IS INSANE OMGGG
I've heard people say female jjk fans are unhinged and now I know why.
I've only watched half the video and it's too much. I wanted to finish it but couldn't go on. I'll return to it later. Props to you for being able to read these for a full 15 minutes.
"till he forgets Geto's name" got me 😂
This is such a well timed release after the gojo figure incident
Edit: 14:39 I didn’t realize it would be mentioned lmao 💀💀
Dare I ask?
The. What.
What.. incident happened now?
im not a jjk fan what is the gojo figure accident 😭
wait what are you talking about..??? 😨
3:12 ITS PULSATING GOJO'S NAME IN MORSE CODE I CANT HAHAHAHAHHA
I am a Gojo fan, but I am a gay man Gojo fan who finds him gorgeous, and now wants to collect most of the Gojo figures, and get a tattoo of his honored one scene. Also, I like him as a character, not just cause he's pretty. These types of fans are scary haha 😅
Actually i started to like his character after gojo past arc when we could see him as an actual human with personality and flaws
Coley, idk how you always manage to have a new video up whenever something in my life got me upset, but i'm so thankful you do
This is why I'm never letting my little sisters around the JJK fandom. I am the sacrificial lamb for their dear innocence.
Honestly it’s funny to see how unhinged people act on the internet for a character, and within the JJK fandom, it’s not just the Gojo fans that are unhinged. All of us are unhinged to a certain extent, but damn were these comments down baaaaaaaaad. JJK has been one of the wildest fandoms I’ve ever been apart of and trust me I’ve been apart of a lot of fandoms. I mean they even started a petition for Usher to perform daddy’s home at the Super Bowl halftime show with Gojo pictures everywhere, and like you showed in the video, USHER COSPLAYED GOJO!?!?!!?! I don’t know who got him to do that but it was not on my bingo card for 2024.
Also, the last part of the video caught me so off guard. I knew I would regret it but I just had to look it up. I only typed Gojo and one of the top recommended searches was “the Gojo figure incident”, and guys… I’m not trying to tell you how to live your life or how you should spend your time on the internet, but sometime things should be kept to yourself and maybe not posted for hundreds, if not, thousands of people to see.
⬇️⚠️Contents from the “Gojo figure incident”⚠️⬇️
And if you don’t wanna look this up but you want to know what’s going on I have scorched my eyeballs so you dont have to. The original video is a person squeezing their used tampon on a Gojo figure, and most of the other videos when looking this up is a lot of people who have posted their thoughts about the “Gojo figure incident” with a few imitating what the original video did. But not only that, the same person posted another video that is just as, if not more, unhinged. This time is a used pad with pictures of Gojo on it, and they are affectionately stroking one of the photos (in the center of the pad) of him that has a blood heart around him (I think I need to go bleach my eyeballs after this).
Guys I’m just so baffled right now, I don’t even know what to do with myself. I genuinely do not recommend looking this up. Stay curious so you dont burn you eyes like I have.
Nuh-uh
it's over now, the girlies have their own pony jar
Ive never felt such fear from a ColeyDoesThings video.
As a mega gojo simp, I can say that not all of us are f*cking our phones when a gojo edit comes up
People have very different opinions of gojo, I once saw someone call gojo their "glorious blue eyed king" and someone replied saying "that blue eyed demon needs to die"
He is handsome NGL
STOOOP YOU REMINDED ME OF THAT GOJO FIGURE INCIDENT
"when he came on the screen so did I"💀
Perfect thing to unwind to after breaking my readers heart with the latest chapter of my new major character death multi chapter
No but why are some of these so creative
8:47 THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH THE HARDEST 😭
"it twitched im sorry" had me in tears for 5 mins, who are you apologizing to?? GOD?!?! 😭😭😭
I finally started watching JJK since my friends have seen it and every anime store and convention I go to, there’s some JJK cosplayers and merch all around; and so to hell with it I finally sat down and watched it. So far I really like it, and so far my faves are Nanami and Gojo. Seeing this video and the massive thirst for Gojo alone, I think I know what I’m getting into 😅😭
I'm asexual, but I also know what my thirsty anime friends are into. I would use that to my advantage by spamming them fanart of their favorite characters in the middle of class. I stopped doing that because my friends' taste in fictional men got worse, and I got bored. I am responsible for giving toji fushiguro more thirsty fangirls within my friend group before jjk season 2 came out. I am the one saying "clean up on aisle this bitch" with a monotone retail voice every time a friend comes to me with a new interest with a 80% chance of questionable mental stability... oh who am I kidding there was none to begin with.
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oh... but this... THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! AAHHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I FEEL DRUNK?!?! HIGH?!?!? OVER THIS INSANITY HAHAHHAA?!?!?!?!
but 10/10 coley I would watch something like this again ahahaha 💜
I’ve been a fan of Jujutsu Kaisen for a while now, and I honestly miss the days where it was just… *calmer*
Don’t get me wrong, I love that people have been investing in the show, the characters and the ships! The plot is extremely well written and the characters are so complex! But there was a time where the most people would worry about was over mild simping- spicy fanfiction, spicy fanart, mischaracterisations of certain people- that’s it. Just fandom standard simping.
But in my opinion, it’s gone too far- even if the menstrual blood is fake, that’s just vile.
I think the bigger issue at hand is how normalised this thirsting has become.
When *that* part is animated from the manga those fans will get wilder
The honored half
What part???
I’m a gojo fangirl
Ah yes, I love my fandom
The first 3 seconds of this video is already madness
I'm a girl and Gojo is my favourite jjk character, but I don't really like talking ab that, cuz everyone goes like "yeah, I like his attitude too/he's so hot" like it's not the point. I like how well-written and complicated he is, it's like if I think about his story and character for more than 5 minutes, I'm gonna start crying
I can understand the way people react, but I really can't appreciate it. Please, trust me, there are a lot of beautiful fans in jjk fandom, not everyone is down so bad
(Eng is not my first language and I'm not really goot at explaining, but I hope you get my point)
As a Gojo fan (not the kind who comments, I like to keep my thoughts solely in my head) I knew how unhinged this video would get the moment I saw the notification
But also as just as big of a Choso fan s I am a Gojo fan, I feel like Choso thirst comments are even MORE unhinged than the Gojo ones because, well, his technique is related to blood and so are the thirst comments
in light of the “gojo incident” i feel the need to defend myself now more than ever 😭
Yooo- Im a gojo fan girl but NOT THAT DOWN BAD DAMN.... I didn't realize it was this scary
Gojo , Levi , and Miguel O’Hara fans all obsess over one guy 😭
Levi is an interesting one in my opinion, mostly because he is famous despite his personality and height, idk why mangakas its just that love making the depressed/quirky characters (the main traits to get people's attention, 'relatability' I guess? people love a quirky anime boy is what i mean) the tallest ones in the room, but Levi wasnt tall, quirky or depressed, despite having traumas he doesn't let them get out, yet he was and still is more popular than most of the characters, except Eren in the last season, I remember watching AoT back then almost blind (got into it because of memes) and deciding to join the fandom later, I swear I though Berthold was gonna be the fandom's puppy (shy despite being tall, but still very skillful and mindful for his friends), but nah it was LEVI, that actually got me off-guard lmfao
@@Drip_Wooperyou blind? Levi is hot and handsome, he is also one of the most badass characters in anime. Its not all about height n shit
Bakugo 🤝 Gojo
🤝Having the most down bad fans in the mankind
I have never seen Bakugo fans acting like this and now I am terrified
I know these comments seem unhinged but they're just so funny and creative I can't help but love them and look forward to them everytime a gojo edit crosses my fyp, especially the ones that describe his schlong in excruciating detail. They crack me up every time
RIGHT??? THEY’RE SO FUNNY I LOVE THEM
0:43 its mainly alight motion btw not capcut as it barely has good effects*
TF YOU SAID YOU LITTLE!?
Its the truth tho??@@TheeMangaReader
TF YOU SAID WHITE HAIRED BOY!?!?!
@@TheeMangaReaderbro I’m not buying pro 💀💀
Ae looking at the this comment and the replies: 👁👄👁...
Listening to this in the kitchen with wireless headphones while my screen was in the living room was an experience alright.
The SatoSugu girlies are this insane. Our Twitter chat has changed the way my brain works.
Theyre so creative for no reason. I cry everytime 😭
It amazes me how I hadn't simped for this man since the start of watching JJK myself, I just think he's a really good character. The fan base on Gojo terrifies me a bit, but I mostly just find those comments funny since I see them all the time. 😂
10:02 the way how i hollered when you said AGAIN! like that one tiktok sound xDD
PLEASE do this for the other heavily simped characters. Even Mahito yes I am serious
Guys I'm the most normal female gojo fan right here bc I call him bestie instead of daddy, never ever even screaming "OMG ITS DADDY!" when I see him instead I scream "YASS SLAYY KING~!!!!" 😀
Usher ate that subtle cosplay tho
I.... feel so horrified yet fascinated watching this. It's like watching a very horny plane crash. It's horrifying yet I can't look away. I hate it but I can't stop laughing. Internet is wild
I’m a gojo fangirl
The edits 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The comments 💀💀💀💀💀
Late to this but did you guys know that the Santiago metro had a jujutsu kaisen billboard that got turned into an altar for Gojo? People would walk by and put sticky notes with fanart on it and stuff. Gojo's face was covered in lipstick marks. The staff tried to take it down but the next day there would be twice as many sticky notes as there were the day before. So then they just kinda left it there. That was a couple months ago and now (according to what I've heard) the metro is raffling it away because they don't know what to do with it. Latin America sure is a place.
6:47 i had a stroke trying to read this
Stand proud, Gojo fans, because throughout Heaven and Earth we along are the horniest ones🥛
I usually watch shows for hot guys but shockingly enough Gojo wasn't one of the hot guys I joined for. But I remember my friend going "please don't be another Gojo fangirl" and I was like okay and he sent me a picture of him with his hair down and eyes showing. When he showed up with his hair up and bandana on I didn't make the connection and I was like "I love this man" and my friend was like NOOOOO THATS GOJO and I was like HUH?
personally, I think Gojo is fine as hell and I find him attractive and I could stare at him all day, but I'm not nearly as unhinged as most and every time I see how crazy the fangirls get I cackle.
as a gojo fan
yeah
these people are crazy
actually like half of the jjk fandom scares me
I never thought id see female anime fans being more down bad than male anime fans till jjk s2
@@6Angello1don’t worry it will never happen cuz gojo is not a minor💀 men will be worse every time🗣️🔥
8:11 *begins to do the robot to the censored beat*
1:06 I was in a fandom with so little edits, one of the edits got 1.2k views and I’m currently subscribed to the editor because she has the most popular edit.
I dont know much about gojo but I think im starting to get the appeal lmaoo
He is hottt
“Ah yes, my eye bleaching technique. I haven’t used this since the Heian Era.”
I’m a gojo fangirl
12:22 I started bopping my head as if this were the new banger.
14:41 HOLY SHIT A REPEAT OF THAT ONE MHA FANDOM INCIDENT
WAIT WHAT
THERE'S A MHA ONE TOO?! 😭😭😭
@@angelicatura900 yeahhhhh. The tampon poster incident…
i once saw the true art of “not even king arthur could pull him out” on tiktok. surprisingly not a gojo edit though (it was dottore.)
This is actually more entertaining than I thought it would be
This is why I stay in a little corner of Lobotomy Kaisen
Out of all of them "I caught my mom watching this" made me cackle for a straight 10 minutes, shits concerning honestly 😭