Calculus - George Salazar
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- George Salazar performs "Calculus", music and lyrics by Jahn Sood, with Jahn Sood on guitar. From RIDICULOUSLY TALENTED 2 at 54 Below, March 3, 2014. Directed by Shakina Nayfack, music directed by Jeremy Robin Lyons. Video my Mikey Mullen.
*years later* "I SAW THIS THING ON DISCOVERY THAT HUMANITY HAS STOPPED EVOLVING!!!!"
Joey Leigh Sencio Ohhhhh
yep...XD
Joey Leigh Sencio THERES NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME IN HISTORY TO BE A LOOOOOOSEEEEER
george salazar will never stop eveolving...hes a beautiful monster on his own stupid level of awesomeness and i freaking love him for it
THE WAY HES SINGING IS SO ADORABLE AND WHOLESOME AND PURE
Roxanne S. I know he is the sweetest thing !!!
I COULD MARRY HIM TBH UGH
"why do they put that shït on th cover" ikr! like what does that have to do w/ calculus!!!!
It teaches you to calculate why the fuck they would put shit like that on the cover
The one dislike is Jeremy Heere
and the Squip now
why is it because of allissa?
Lucy San no...wait Y E S
HAHAHA
LYRICS (BY EAR)
I got a phone call from Alyssa
The girl I loved in high school
You know I wouldn’t miss a chance to look into those eyes
I sat next to her in calculus
Which is why I took calculus
Four years of infinite decimals and curves
I hated all those numbers
And Cartesian planes
But still cause of Alyssa it was worth the aches and pains
Just to see the way she smiled
Those pretty little lips
The was she held her pencil in her gentle finger tips
She talked about discovery
And the way the planets turned
The limit, functions, fear, iota-
God, I love to learn!
So like ten years went by
Not a word, not even a Facebook message
Then like, two months ago-
Alyssa moved to Brooklyn
Twelve blocks from me, I think
She called me on my cell phone and said, “Hey! Let’s have a drink!”
So I was kinda nervous and I don’t now what to say
She said, “I’m good Wednesday, Thursday, Friday; busy Saturday.”
And I said, “Ummm, gah, uh, I-I I don’t know. I guess I could do Friday.”
She said, “Meet me down on Bedford at North 7th, 6 o’clock. There’s an awful lot of hipsters, but we’ll find some place to talk.”
Knowing she hung up, I shouted
Which made me pee a little bit
I mean, I was real excited until I realized-
Holy shit!!
I haven’t studied math in fourteen years!!
I study poetry and well, I-local beers
My body filled up with fear
What will I talk about?
So I went in the closet and I pulled out that box
With the Abercrombie sweaters and the ten-eye soccer socks
The portrait with the places and the middle school cologne
A good luck note from Mom-oh I don’t wanna die alone!
All those music posters-Sugar Ray and Third Eye Blind
Where is this god damned book?
Oh yes, I really gotta find that textbook from calculus class
And I found it, babe!
With all those diamonds made out of glass-
On the cover
And half of a rising sun
Why do they put that shit on the cover, anyway?
At least I got it all figured out
Every problem that I solve will wash away a little doubt
If I could just solve this proof
Alyssa’s gonna jump through the roof
And maybe I’ll start to think
I’m good at dating
So uhh why don’t we get one with Italian sausage and one with spinach and ricotta. You know, sharing two mediums is really the most cost-affective way to taste all the flavors
So we met up for fancy pizza
And I guess it was pretty nice
And Alyssa, well now she’s in med school
And her drink is Bourbon on ice
Just like mine~
She’s got a cat and a studio apartment
Where she lives with some really nice guy!!
And me, I guess I’ll go back home
Next time I won’t pick up the phone
Me, I guess I’ll go back home
And memorize the digits of pi~!
Sorry for any mistakes...
gee....thanks...
This is so absolutely so cute. George is so adorable on stage!! He seems like such a cool guy
I'm supposed to be doing calculus homework right now
how he sang "Just like mine" With his precious little smile made my heart mealt
Okay so that song was cute and funny but his voice just hurts my heart in a way, you know?
Fruit Fly you mean in that heart wrenching way because it's beautiful and a gift from god?
Kaitlin Taylor exactly
Fruit Fly I know exactly what you mean
I LOVE HIM DUDE
Honestly, I joined 3 different extremely active clubs to have more chances to try and flirt with my crush. She moved to Italy. Fuck my life.
rip you
NoLyricsNeeded you poor soul
Tag yourself. Im the "I havent studdied math in, 14 yeaaaaaaars!!!"
"Where is this goddamned-" anything really. Seriously, where is it
I'm "I'll go back home and memorize the digits of pieee!"
“Um, gah, uh I- I don’t know.”
"I study poetry and... well, local beers..."
“I’m good Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Thursday, Saturday”
i swear every song someone films george singing on this website is about a guy who loves someone who doesn't love him and that's so sad if there are any happy-and-happily-in-love-thats-reciprocated-songs george sings please enlighten me
He did a cover of "Beautiful Mess" by Jason Mraz and it's so sweet I cried
Bro duet 😳
"So I went in the closet"
Story of my *life*
Wow this is my favourite song in Mean Girls...
I AM FILLED WITH CALCULUST
So weird to hear him singing about a girl
Computer Generated Name lolololol #jeremy
think about trans Jeremy, before he figures out he is a guy.
yass
Chloe pretty sure George is gay, not bi
Exactly, George is hella gay
This reminds me of my crush for some reason and i can't relate to all the other stuff besides all the parts where he talks about his feelings at stuff where i can apply that to the lil moments i have
lol i dont wanna die alone either george
michael to jeremy
Viv ThePinkNinja so true
Viv ThePinkNinja
69th like
what the fUCK M NAME-- I YELLED IT TOOK ME BY SURPRISE
Alyssa Rosado S A M E SAME SAME
dUDE SAME
SAME
I was really weirded out hearing him singing about a gal, but then I remembered that he came out as bi on a live stream~~
Sheana's Scribbles Omg he did? Is it by any chance on youtube?
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Arryadne I'm not sure, I just was lurking on Insta and he started streaming with a friend backstage of a show, and he said "O he's really gay, *George's cute mumbling* and I'm bi so,," but it may be on RUclips
Oh okay , thanks for responding
Arryadne no problem^^
Turn on the captions trust me the beginning is great
His voice is adorableeee
a part of me wanted this to be George Salazar teaching us calculus.
My name is Alyssa, I’m good at and like math. Hit me up, George 😂
1:55 *i love this part*
I'M FILLED WITH CALCU - LUST
DOES THIS GUY WORK OUT HE MUST ALL SWEATY AT THE GYM
COULD THAT IMAGE BE MORE HOT?! LET ME JUST ENJOY THAT THOUGHT!
@@cameliaadams6371 SCHOOL WAS ROUGH (Kinky!) BUT NOW IT'S NOT
Just me who still listen to this evryday in 2019?..... Okey it's just me.
no me too
SAME!!!! Does anyone know what this song is though?? I can’t find it anywhere!
o no, sorry. i stepped out of my theater kid face a few months ago, have fun with urs doe.
He's just so adrable
Had this song stuck in my head this morning
I ABOUT DIED MY NAME IS ALYSSA
I AM FILLED WITH CALCLUST
this is so cute aww
my name is alyssa so i always feel special listening to this
i freaking LOVE him!!!! *squealing like a 4 year old who just got a pony*
are there chords for this song? i'd love to learn and play it!
Miriam same! Just replying so if someone answers (doubtful) I hear about it
this baby is singing about a female?
wHaT
westio He mentioned recently on a stream that he's bisexual
Jennifer Rose what stream?
westio isn’t he gay??
in a podcast with Ilana Levine (im pretty sure that's her name-), George was on it, and they were talking about how George was gay and how he came out in junior year, and how he had latino/latina parents, so he had to wait a bit. though they discussed and Ilana specifically referred to him as a gay man, they could of just said 'gay' as a brief or vague way of just saying he was apart of the LGBTQ+ community. idk. I personally believe that he is gay.if you look up "Little Known Facts with Ilana Levine" on iTunes or I believe soundcloud, episode 104 is with George. he talks about it around 23 minutes/28 minutes in.(I hope this helps clear up anything,,)
He prefers boys over girls
*W/ an added T in the title I’d start crying*
Ok is it bad that when I read the title I immediately thought
“I’m FiLLeD wiTh CaLcULuST”
Judging by the fact that the comment right under yours is exactly that, probably not.
Galactic damn fr? i haven’t seen a single comment on it-
Reeses Puffs yeah, if you sort by newest first and scroll down to this comment that should be the one under it
"DOES THIS GUY WORK OUT? HE MUST!"
I LOVE THIS MAN okie that's all
And I was real excited till I realized, HOLY SHIT! I haven't studied math in *checks watch* 14 years! I studied POETRY!!!! And....well.... local beers...
Not trying to start a fight (I swear) but as of his twitter he identifies as gay, or that's what he said in the tweet. twitter.com/georgesalazar/status/1042277936114663426
The whole thing was actually brought up from a little incident of him answering questions about Michael.
Anyway, just putting it out there. *Please do not go bothering him about this.* I am *not going to argue with anyone* on what he said in the past or what he might say in the future. But I think this is the most recent thing *so I am just putting it out there.* Honestly, I don't care what George identifies as because it's really just about him as a person.
Aw george. Somethin you wanna talk about buddy?
A. ham I thought u were dead man
No But I Got Cheez Whiz who are you judging? A. Burr?
jeffrey davis yes i think he did a bit of a half job considering old hammy is now commenting on yt videos
Y'all got something against me for being dead?
A. ham no no you do you man also nice musical
Is there sheet music for this?
why is this me rn with a boy in my grade?
:D
*read title*
Mind:hell
Does anyone know if this is from a shower. I nEed to knOw
show
Don't lie to yourself george ur like super gay