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  • @ItsKod
    @ItsKod 5 лет назад +2586

    0:40.. Legit hurt my feelings. The delivery is what hits you.

    • @cyanide9
      @cyanide9 4 года назад +16

      ouch

    • @soccerrules4017
      @soccerrules4017 4 года назад +4

      Lmfaooo

    • @dripalien4529
      @dripalien4529 4 года назад +4

      3rd reply for a comment that's gonna blow up BIG soon

    • @dripalien4529
      @dripalien4529 4 года назад +5

      But I'd say back
      Atleast my brain is unlike your non existent one

    • @mellamotina5100
      @mellamotina5100 3 года назад

      @@dripalien4529 how soon lmao

  • @priscillamusolino5613
    @priscillamusolino5613 5 лет назад +3275

    “Is that your face or did your neck blow a bubble”- absolute legend, 2017
    1:55

  • @MsTiffanysfan
    @MsTiffanysfan 4 года назад +422

    1:43 pls become a voice actor pls

  • @grizzyg4m3r34
    @grizzyg4m3r34 4 года назад +183

    1:46 lol WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS

    • @robertweaver4607
      @robertweaver4607 3 года назад +7

      cuz they don’t understand. Man still butthurt about a team that moved 12 years ago and that’s coming from a guy who lives in Washington

    • @brigitaaa
      @brigitaaa 3 года назад

      yeah right !!!!

    • @FliFac
      @FliFac Год назад

      im an oklahoma dude

  • @appellationsobriquet6205
    @appellationsobriquet6205 7 лет назад +12313

    Do this with Brits and you'd have the most colourful and inventive insults you've ever heard, with hilarious accents to top it off.

    • @CoffeeCakeNation
      @CoffeeCakeNation 7 лет назад +30

      Appellation Sobriquet i call bull shit

    • @MrGooner92
      @MrGooner92 7 лет назад +489

      Bullshit in what sense? It's pretty well known that us Brits have much more colloquialisms than American English does.

    • @beelove8542
      @beelove8542 7 лет назад +14

      MrGooner92 It's the same fucking language, dipshit.

    • @MrGooner92
      @MrGooner92 7 лет назад +393

      We spell certain words differently, we use different phrases and innuendos etc. Of course it's officially the same language, but when put into practice many differences are found. Never heard the phrase "divided by a common language?"

    • @jgreen114
      @jgreen114 7 лет назад +13

      Appellation Sobriquet correct

  • @charliehill198
    @charliehill198 7 лет назад +7239

    You're not invited to my birthday party

    • @shboi8103
      @shboi8103 7 лет назад +19

      XD Nice joke!

    • @northbunn3068
      @northbunn3068 6 лет назад +5

      LMAO

    • @needagoodname8491
      @needagoodname8491 6 лет назад +24

      how is it gonna be a party if your the only one there?

    • @PandaPupAwesomeChannelGroup
      @PandaPupAwesomeChannelGroup 6 лет назад +4

      Charlie hill :( first my ex-best friend stopped hanging out with me because I was weird and didn't invite me to her birthday party, only her new friends, now I'm getting cyber bullied ;-;

    • @perseverancev1473
      @perseverancev1473 6 лет назад +16

      Woah there, Satan.

  • @cooperswanson8380
    @cooperswanson8380 Год назад +92

    1:40 had me dying 😭

  • @CuteC3
    @CuteC3 2 года назад +32

    Middlefinger lipstick was so smooth 1:16

    • @average534
      @average534 4 месяца назад

      Wait why are you here

  • @thethebest3263
    @thethebest3263 6 лет назад +1584

    2:02 wouldn't deal with that guy

  • @josef1944
    @josef1944 4 года назад +1225

    1:43 she reminds me of that ”get out of my room im playing minecraft” kid 😂

  • @scoobisproductions2688
    @scoobisproductions2688 4 года назад +119

    1:25 So Nobody’s Gonna Talk About How Unique Her *Scream* Is?

    • @Bobba7
      @Bobba7 4 года назад +7

      Unique

    • @bilbobagpipe2384
      @bilbobagpipe2384 4 года назад +4

      It was just a scream lmao

    • @TheDarko1998
      @TheDarko1998 3 года назад +4

      @@bilbobagpipe2384 If you think about the japanese lady, she is actually yelling "bakayaroo". Roughly it means asshole, idiot.

    • @bilbobagpipe2384
      @bilbobagpipe2384 3 года назад +2

      ​@@TheDarko1998 alrighty then, im so sorry i misheard something and did not recognize a japanese word 6 months ago

    • @itssBleu
      @itssBleu 3 года назад

      Lmaooo it's the voice crack that got me

  • @hondajpg9012
    @hondajpg9012 4 года назад +17

    0:40 that’s what my girl says to me everyday

  • @moonchild.4263
    @moonchild.4263 5 лет назад +3686

    Mine is:
    Not even Bob Ross would call you a happy accident.

    • @lavvalara2953
      @lavvalara2953 5 лет назад +19

      moonbby. and that’s why it didn’t make the video.

    • @zach1149
      @zach1149 5 лет назад +10

      @@lavvalara2953 Its Pretty funny though

    • @moonlilly9884
      @moonlilly9884 4 года назад +10

      Heres one: you are like a creeper, everyone says aw man when you're around!

    • @444aik
      @444aik 4 года назад +2

      moonchild. I- I love you 🥺

    • @nowe3020
      @nowe3020 4 года назад +3

      I see you love Melanie, I do too. I have an insult for that.
      Lemme crawl up into your mind, oh shit, you don't have one.

  • @pookpook3891
    @pookpook3891 6 лет назад +1306

    And remember : "you are a mean person" 😂

    • @sophia9358
      @sophia9358 5 лет назад

      Abigail Réau is that a fall out boy reference lol

    • @gerardosaccount
      @gerardosaccount 5 лет назад

      @@sophia9358 its in the video

  • @addrius_
    @addrius_ 2 года назад +6

    0:40 Doesn’t even feel like an insult, sounds like a whole doctor report.

  • @sarahherr3004
    @sarahherr3004 4 года назад +13

    2:13 this. this is the best one

  • @FeatherWait
    @FeatherWait 7 лет назад +1218

    "Merry Dickmas, Santa Fuck."
    Oh my god I am stealing that.

    • @AdamMcCann1178
      @AdamMcCann1178 7 лет назад +17

      Feather Wait I'm making a habit of watching this channel's videos just cuz she's so cool

    • @jacksonbland8793
      @jacksonbland8793 7 лет назад +3

      Feather Wait it's from get hard

    • @ItsHoneyK
      @ItsHoneyK 7 лет назад +3

      Feather Wait SAME

    • @Jay-nv9om
      @Jay-nv9om 7 лет назад +13

      2:06 he says Fucking republicans and I'm like"Fucking liberals"😂

  • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
    @Kiss_My_Aspergers 6 лет назад +743

    "You absolute fuckin' walnut."
    Well, those two have Tumblrs.

  • @majexstic9033
    @majexstic9033 4 года назад +28

    Who else died laughing at this😂😭
    (The girl one)
    1:40

  • @prettykaiyaa3983
    @prettykaiyaa3983 Год назад +16

    1:33 TOOK ME OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kayleeng4505
      @kayleeng4505 7 месяцев назад

      He sounds like Andrew Redmayne, the goalkeeper of Socceroos

  • @katc6365
    @katc6365 7 лет назад +622

    "Did your parents ever ask you to run away?"

  • @malumtrash7113
    @malumtrash7113 6 лет назад +485

    2:02 he's honestly my favorite person

    • @camiperozomoleiro
      @camiperozomoleiro 6 лет назад +13

      ME TOO, WHO IS HE

    • @Fantong3
      @Fantong3 6 лет назад +9

      Camila Perozo he once fornicated a stuffed polar bear

  • @avery1234
    @avery1234 4 года назад +30

    *0:40** hurt my feelings and i’m a girl*

  • @katydid-9996
    @katydid-9996 4 года назад +16

    Can we talk about how well edited the sequence at 0:53 was??? Holy smokes, give your editors a raise @Cut!
    also, ASSBUTT.

  • @cartmanpilled
    @cartmanpilled 4 года назад +1384

    2:32 she’d be such a good high school popular girl from like the 2000’s

    • @therealmarketpliers3777
      @therealmarketpliers3777 4 года назад +11

      It's from school of rock
      Summer hathaway says it

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange 4 года назад +15

      ravenclaw genius no that was Fancy Pants that said that. (The gay designer kid)

    • @therealmarketpliers3777
      @therealmarketpliers3777 4 года назад +2

      @@HotStrange Billy yh. Forgot. Oh well. Guess my musical knowledge isn't up to scratch

    • @riley1793
      @riley1793 4 года назад +8

      @м σ c н ι No, 2:32 is better because 2:33 is starting mid-sentence

    • @zen9923
      @zen9923 3 года назад

      TACKYY

  • @ggukkook9769
    @ggukkook9769 5 лет назад +1882

    1:44 she sounds exactly like janis from mean girls

    • @user-lyssa.0
      @user-lyssa.0 4 года назад +14

      gguk kook she doessss

    • @marieteresa4731
      @marieteresa4731 4 года назад +6

      gguk kook
      Omg

    • @itatilopez99
      @itatilopez99 4 года назад +18

      LMFAO “nice wig Janis what’s it made of?” YOUR MOM’S CHEST HAIR! (In that girls voice) 😂

    • @allystef4070
      @allystef4070 4 года назад +5

      Why hasn’t this comment gotten like 50,000 likes

    • @btillie8282
      @btillie8282 4 года назад +7

      And looks like Hannah from 13 Reasons Why

  • @jx7bb425
    @jx7bb425 4 года назад +42

    1:18 how to roast like a white girl (for beginners)

  • @khou0
    @khou0 3 года назад +11

    Therapist: I hope you feel better about yourself now
    *credit card declines*
    Therapist:

  • @shmurgie
    @shmurgie 6 лет назад +374

    "you're a mean person."

  • @mrfrogthefrogking
    @mrfrogthefrogking 5 лет назад +1664

    2:14-2:16 when realize you have homework

    • @bodyterrors
      @bodyterrors 5 лет назад +9

      YASSSSSSS

    • @tramyalashayy
      @tramyalashayy 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @avadunlap9362
      @avadunlap9362 4 года назад +5

      Cool Sheep lmooooooo yahhhhh

    • @leonldn1
      @leonldn1 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @bhxy257
      @bhxy257 3 года назад

      Not even kidding I laughed at this for a solid 3 minutes

  • @user-cs4wj6ne7p
    @user-cs4wj6ne7p 3 года назад +8

    1:49 She has the cutest voice ever!

    • @kayleeng4505
      @kayleeng4505 7 месяцев назад +1

      She sounds like Halle Bailey

  • @blessedevil6031
    @blessedevil6031 4 года назад +46

    0:34 kenny is ready for the return of MCR 😂

    • @fruity3693
      @fruity3693 3 года назад

      Now tell me why we got the same damn profile picture

    • @blessedevil6031
      @blessedevil6031 3 года назад

      @@fruity3693 idk 😳

    • @fruity3693
      @fruity3693 3 года назад

      @@blessedevil6031 this craaaaaazy dawg

    • @blessedevil6031
      @blessedevil6031 3 года назад

      @@fruity3693 I think you're the 3rd person I saw here with the same profile

    • @fruity3693
      @fruity3693 3 года назад

      @@blessedevil6031 ayyyy whos the thirdd

  • @highkingquill4616
    @highkingquill4616 6 лет назад +1755

    _"Hey Assbutt!"_
    *_it was in that moment, that all the supernatural fans collectively gasped_*

  • @lowqualityvids5129
    @lowqualityvids5129 4 года назад +625

    1:33 is my favorite the way he says it is so adorable and funny😂

  • @superdavidgangster9791
    @superdavidgangster9791 4 года назад +15

    *When you own a fortnite kid*
    Fortnite Kid: 1:46

  • @cruzcarlnino2810
    @cruzcarlnino2810 4 года назад +17

    1:01 I DIED LAUGHING 😂
    MOST OF THE FILIPINOS SAYS THAT 😂🤣🤣

  • @h2hoe995
    @h2hoe995 7 лет назад +733

    1:43 girl sounds like janice from mean girls

    • @SF-rq8gd
      @SF-rq8gd 6 лет назад +19

      moist OMG SHE DOES

    • @madisonmorell4336
      @madisonmorell4336 6 лет назад +4

      OMG TRUE

    • @kalanir4640
      @kalanir4640 6 лет назад +4

      moist OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

    • @anightonthefloor
      @anightonthefloor 6 лет назад +1

      Omg

    • @wongenom4042
      @wongenom4042 6 лет назад +2

      moist the word janice reminds me of Janice from Annabelle:Creation. what a poor girl :'(

  • @idiot8355
    @idiot8355 7 лет назад +751

    "Merry Dickmas, Santa Fuck"
    😂

  • @nikkiu.2148
    @nikkiu.2148 5 месяцев назад +2

    "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you're unarmed" 🔥

    • @noir-pm7zz
      @noir-pm7zz Месяц назад +1

      Why is nobody talking about this, it like damn

  • @reddexy2644
    @reddexy2644 4 года назад +11

    2:13 I CaNt BrEAtHe😂😂💀

  • @laratsung3058
    @laratsung3058 5 лет назад +2942

    2:06 “YOU FREAKING REPUBLICAN” AHAHAGA I LOVE IT LMAO

    • @pililja676
      @pililja676 4 года назад +20

      Ikr!!

    • @paulocohen6177
      @paulocohen6177 4 года назад +113

      Fucking libertard

    • @greatooglymoogly
      @greatooglymoogly 4 года назад +23

      2:05*

    • @fbi575
      @fbi575 4 года назад +4

      Paulo Cohen 😂

    • @heygirl6386
      @heygirl6386 4 года назад +27

      I USE THAT INSULT TOO LMAOOOO
      BUT I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL IN PUBLIC COS OF PPL LIKE ^^THAT DUDE WHO COMMENTED LIBTARD
      REPUBLICANS ALWAYS READY TO FIGHT

  • @paranoid969
    @paranoid969 6 лет назад +404

    1:45 he needs to act in comedies.He has that face.

  • @cherryxx5842
    @cherryxx5842 4 года назад +7

    “Is that your face or did your neck blow a bubble?” I laughed Soooo hard!!!

  • @ashutoshpokhrel8017
    @ashutoshpokhrel8017 3 года назад +7

    2:14 when i accidentally hit my pinky toe.

  • @shinkaisilly
    @shinkaisilly 6 лет назад +338

    *YOU STALE BAGUETTE*

    • @Krishna-id1cu
      @Krishna-id1cu 6 лет назад +1

      yes.

    • @L0STR0S3
      @L0STR0S3 5 лет назад +3

      Alexander Hamilton thats why Lafayette used to fight with

  • @allystef4070
    @allystef4070 4 года назад +1646

    Why is no one talking about 0:00? It was my favorite one hands down.

    • @hhctdrrgnsnssjjsbsjshbshsb6835
      @hhctdrrgnsnssjjsbsjshbshsb6835 4 года назад +23

      Welp I Like Th First Insult. Its Like Rarest Insult Lol.

    • @dripalien4529
      @dripalien4529 4 года назад +12

      He looks like James Charles

    • @lukecontador
      @lukecontador 3 года назад +5

      They like to put the best at the start

    • @floresitapanteonera
      @floresitapanteonera 3 года назад

      such a read

    • @allystef4070
      @allystef4070 3 года назад +4

      Rytrixx yes they can switch genders they were just born in the wrong Body and they r allowed to change

  • @andadashofmorganmae7567
    @andadashofmorganmae7567 4 года назад +1

    “You boring little husk of a man”

  • @mynajahlovee4617
    @mynajahlovee4617 Год назад +1

    "you tacky and I hate you"was my favorite

  • @435am3
    @435am3 4 года назад +373

    1:43 gave me real winona ryder 80 vibes when she played in heathers

  • @milan.131
    @milan.131 5 лет назад +444

    1:42 is my favourite by far

  • @bryanzaragoza326
    @bryanzaragoza326 2 года назад +6

    God I love being Mexican lol the Insults in Spanish just hit different. They have so much passion and anger it feels so good letting them out. Kinda therapeutic tbh 😂

  • @meaganalexander2088
    @meaganalexander2088 4 года назад +1

    The worst insults are the ones that are calm, yet genuine

  • @nikitarossouw8759
    @nikitarossouw8759 5 лет назад +653

    2:14-2:16 low key calling demons 👾👀

    • @Tibi27
      @Tibi27 5 лет назад +1

      LMAO 👌

    • @Lindaapl_
      @Lindaapl_ 5 лет назад +2

      Ohh girl u just made my day😂😂 thanks for that😂

  • @TheSuperPsychaholic
    @TheSuperPsychaholic 7 лет назад +446

    1:54 "hey ass butt" hahahahaha

  • @Bin_dover
    @Bin_dover Год назад +2

    I like looking at someone judgmentally and calling them pathetic

  • @neverlineaproductions1625
    @neverlineaproductions1625 2 года назад

    i needed this

  • @nadir4399
    @nadir4399 7 лет назад +476

    ''You fucking little Hanzo main''

    • @obi-wankenobi9871
      @obi-wankenobi9871 7 лет назад +1

      lul

    • @kristi5511
      @kristi5511 7 лет назад +3

      Ana I laughed so hard

    • @gaddiel09
      @gaddiel09 7 лет назад

      Ana lol

    • @PavusthePug
      @PavusthePug 7 лет назад

      I'd be like, yeah you right

    • @devl5565
      @devl5565 6 лет назад +1

      Jesus fucking Christ, that's going over a line that shouldn't be crossed.

  • @squibby4662
    @squibby4662 7 лет назад +769

    Don't know why I read this as "100 people share their favorite swimsuit"

  • @DarthTwilight
    @DarthTwilight Год назад +1

    That first dude needs to figure out which bathroom he's going to use.

  • @sowscodm
    @sowscodm Год назад +2

    1:15 “friendly fire will not be tolerated”

  • @daisyfield7238
    @daisyfield7238 5 лет назад +400

    You know what? I’m about to say it.
    I don’t care that you broke your elbow

    • @kwikwi3005
      @kwikwi3005 5 лет назад +4

      Bless you.

    • @hedagegog
      @hedagegog 5 лет назад +3

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @avaevans2702
      @avaevans2702 4 года назад

      Elle Morales ANAHAH

    • @changedusernameaagain1676
      @changedusernameaagain1676 4 года назад

      I think I broke my pinky it hurts to move, when I got home I turned on my iPad then I realized when I was holding it my pinky was in the same position and it had been like that for ages it was hard to move lol it's better now, why am I-

  • @caderoman4031
    @caderoman4031 7 лет назад +823

    you know what, I'm gonna say it... I don't care that you broke your elbow.

  • @MegaHellrasier
    @MegaHellrasier 3 года назад +2

    I think my personal favorite out of all these was "is that your face or did your neck blow a bubble"

  • @nglynn4864
    @nglynn4864 4 года назад

    IT REALLY HURT MY FEELINGS *CRYS*

  • @ariasbulidingandadventure8681
    @ariasbulidingandadventure8681 4 года назад +346

    *Me getting bullied at school*
    -watches this video-
    Me: *Takes notes*

    • @perryh.5306
      @perryh.5306 2 года назад

      You get bullied at school? I highly doubt that....your beautiful, I'm sure your very popular at school!

  • @RaeviinLynae
    @RaeviinLynae 7 лет назад +1445

    " I would challenge you to a battle of wit but I can see you're unarmed" 😂

    • @noordholland648
      @noordholland648 7 лет назад +22

      you're*

    • @ManuelBres
      @ManuelBres 7 лет назад +4

      RavenLynae I think it's a quote from Heimerdinger, a charcter from league of legends. Not sure if they took it from somewhere else though.

    • @XxcookiehMoonsterXx
      @XxcookiehMoonsterXx 7 лет назад +24

      Manuel Brès it's a quote by William Shakespeare

    • @toreswe
      @toreswe 7 лет назад +2

      That was the best :D

    • @BizillionAtoms
      @BizillionAtoms 7 лет назад

      You fucking imbecile. Dumb ass bitch. What is that normie ass crying cat face shit. Go redeem society of your miserably existance

  • @bluethehusky8878
    @bluethehusky8878 Год назад

    This really helped me get through the day, I hate myself everyday so this video helps me get through the day

  • @jennieismybias269
    @jennieismybias269 4 года назад +30

    *1:32 is no one talking about how he’s so adorable? 🥺

  • @Aryan-ji4mr
    @Aryan-ji4mr 5 лет назад +297

    1:43 o don’t remember this scene in 13 reasons why. Perhaps season 3

    • @someguy4363
      @someguy4363 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @mastertrey4683
      @mastertrey4683 5 лет назад

      Season 3 july 4th BTW

    • @bro-ss2eu
      @bro-ss2eu 5 лет назад +1

      TWrecks it isn’t out yet

    • @papaspie1253
      @papaspie1253 5 лет назад

      @@mastertrey4683 that's for stranger things

    • @vanilla_mixtake
      @vanilla_mixtake 4 года назад +1

      She sounds like freaking Veronica from The Heathers XD

  • @marydelangel4035
    @marydelangel4035 7 лет назад +440

    "YOU FREAKIN REPUBLICAN!" LMAO

    • @batman-lq5mv
      @batman-lq5mv 7 лет назад +6

      Jesse Milligan how? democrats are the ones that look like fools with Pelosi embarrassing them!

    • @HK-jo3ek
      @HK-jo3ek 7 лет назад +1

      thats a hamilton reference omg

    • @mattf871
      @mattf871 7 лет назад +2

      Right, too bad your president is a republican lol. Keep crying only 7 1/2 more years hahaha

  • @planetmars444
    @planetmars444 2 года назад +6

    2:28-2:34 actually hurt my feelings. especially the last one. it was the delivery.

  • @evanlemons
    @evanlemons 2 года назад

    This is my favorite video ever

  • @jamalmassey918
    @jamalmassey918 7 лет назад +608

    the "your dick is not getting any bigger" really got to me 😔😞😥

  • @Whooooooops
    @Whooooooops 6 лет назад +1357

    I hope you step on lego.
    *drops mic*

  • @_yara_8378
    @_yara_8378 3 года назад +2

    My current fav is:
    Annoying person:
    Ew u r ugly
    Me: bish look who's talkin; your face makes onions cry.

  • @Kai-eb1fv
    @Kai-eb1fv Год назад

    The amount of these I’ve seen as a tumblr post online is actually pretty funny

  • @milohsnow1965
    @milohsnow1965 5 лет назад +1906

    2:05 I think that's my favourite.

  • @JesusFollower78
    @JesusFollower78 7 лет назад +1198

    Koji the illustrator is still cute when he insults you xD

    • @pcgamer881
      @pcgamer881 7 лет назад +45

      Moon Child even his insult has a calm vibe to it lol

  • @lunalovegood5698
    @lunalovegood5698 4 года назад +2

    1:16 loved the lipstick one

  • @ohhi-vc4ht
    @ohhi-vc4ht Год назад

    some of these hurt so bad i had to pause the video and take a DEEEEEEEP breath .

  • @bolu6188
    @bolu6188 7 лет назад +152

    2:32 " your make up needs to be blended more" *DAMN right girl*

  • @hannahitsapalindromeschnei2797
    @hannahitsapalindromeschnei2797 6 лет назад +800

    2:02 "You're a mean person" Okay, okay. This guy is extremely adorable. Please tell me his name, Cut.

  • @dongadson1099
    @dongadson1099 3 года назад +2

    "Is your head up your ass for the warmth"?
    That one stuck with me ever since I heard Burt say it on the Tremors movie.

  • @Blue-nn9sn
    @Blue-nn9sn 4 года назад +2

    0:40 is my favorite part

  • @daddyheichou-u-u7173
    @daddyheichou-u-u7173 4 года назад +395

    0:39 is No one gonna talk about this?

  • @theprecarious_frenchfry9525
    @theprecarious_frenchfry9525 6 лет назад +329

    Hey ASSBUTT
    *immediately recognizes the show reference*

  • @bluez2156
    @bluez2156 Год назад

    this is too good

  • @ckom0007
    @ckom0007 4 года назад +1

    I’m not laughing WITH you...I’m laughing AT you!

  • @hotlinepeak6133
    @hotlinepeak6133 6 лет назад +216

    1:21 that is one of my favorite Shakespeare quotes and I am so happy she said that!

    • @aylabook5954
      @aylabook5954 6 лет назад +1

      Hotline Peak a fan of shane I see don't worry I am too

    • @jacktrent5648
      @jacktrent5648 6 лет назад

      My favorite insult is"THOA MINUM" which Shakespeare used to insult a little person.

    • @benj9380
      @benj9380 6 лет назад +2

      mine is "WHAT YOU EGG" HAHAHAHAH

  • @Deiwos0
    @Deiwos0 7 лет назад +4830

    Boy, Americans are not very good at insults. You should do this for Aussies, Brits etc though, there'll be some gems in there.

    • @Ben-nc9cj
      @Ben-nc9cj 7 лет назад +22

      DancinStupidity haha that's so true

    • @Ben-nc9cj
      @Ben-nc9cj 7 лет назад +43

      Gerade_Kurve what are you doing on this video? Aren't there some minecraft tutorials you should be watching right now?

    • @Deiwos0
      @Deiwos0 7 лет назад +49

      Pretty sure I've only ever heard that one on TV. The thing with the UK is that there's such a vast array of dialects and regionally specific words, you could theoretically have a different insult every few miles, it'd be fascinating to see. "mithering wanker" is something you'd probably never hear outside of Lancashire (and parts of Yorkshire).

    • @daydreambelieving1557
      @daydreambelieving1557 7 лет назад +14

      DancinStupidity oh! "Ya fuckin rocket"

    • @pottylottie547
      @pottylottie547 7 лет назад +43

      yeah- swearing is second nature to australians...

  • @redapplelillian4697
    @redapplelillian4697 4 года назад +4

    I can’t believe no one used the best one!..........
    “I hope you step on a lego”

  • @JLS24604
    @JLS24604 4 года назад +1

    i like to watch this and imagine they insulting the next person 😂

  • @elucified
    @elucified 6 лет назад +130

    None of these hurt. Except that guy who said "You're a mean person." Now I'm contemplating my life choices :(

    • @nicolekim5878
      @nicolekim5878 6 лет назад +8

      same, it's always the more mild ones that hurt more D:

    • @humancentipede33
      @humancentipede33 6 лет назад +1

      elucified Yeah, its like someone if someone gives you a thumb down instead of flipping you off ;c

    • @avocadovigilantes6195
      @avocadovigilantes6195 6 лет назад

      D;

  • @kevinmaxwell2567
    @kevinmaxwell2567 7 лет назад +147

    Did anyone else get the school of rock reference? "You're tacky and I hate you" hahaha

    • @gabrielhirsch1130
      @gabrielhirsch1130 7 лет назад +7

      I got it

    • @AllByEar
      @AllByEar 7 лет назад +2

      Glad someone else did!

    • @emmievos6555
      @emmievos6555 7 лет назад

      Kevin Maxwell Yassss!!!!! I was so excited it scared my cat😂

  • @user-yy1pn6bh3o
    @user-yy1pn6bh3o 3 года назад

    Aww how cute 🥰 thank you!

  • @izzy.mells9
    @izzy.mells9 3 года назад +1

    Are we not gonna talk about the ‘you f**king stale baguette’

  • @lizam.2568
    @lizam.2568 6 лет назад +156

    Oml 1:56 “is that ur head or did ur neck blow a bubble?”. I’m ded. 😂😂😂

  • @sihanexth7548
    @sihanexth7548 4 года назад +976

    2:43 my mom and my teacher
    2:17 my dad
    1:01 my brother
    2:03 my sister
    1:33 me (hehe)

  • @devinhall3042
    @devinhall3042 3 года назад

    “you’re mean” that’s my favorite one