Chief Keef smokes ounces a day 🍃💨

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  • @koaboyy
    @koaboyy Год назад +471538

    if snoop tellin you to slow down you have a problem lmao

    • @frankz9251
      @frankz9251 Год назад +1

      @@jose97777these ppl on here are dumb and corny😂 no point of even explaining simple shit to em

    • @bambi3590
      @bambi3590 Год назад +4721

      @@jose97777what’s the damn point? If he gonna smoke the whole oz why add more tobacco?

    • @KillBeats72
      @KillBeats72 Год назад +593

      Fr 😂

    • @jose97777
      @jose97777 Год назад +849

      @@bambi3590 to have more throughout the day

    • @Quityappin
      @Quityappin Год назад +2208

      @@bambi3590cuz it’s a waist of weed it don’t get u higher h just burning it faster

  • @LastTryMedia
    @LastTryMedia 11 месяцев назад +27467

    "But I had 2 ounces" was just fucking brilliant.

  • @hib6076
    @hib6076 Год назад +15952

    "I smoked one, now I am smoking another. That is two"
    I love Snoop 😂

  • @Jarzula
    @Jarzula 8 месяцев назад +1196

    “But I had two ounces”
    PEMDAS. I get it

    • @janekajohnson8797
      @janekajohnson8797 7 месяцев назад

      Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @thetarr2
      @thetarr2 6 месяцев назад +7

      the math finally mathing

    • @JohnnyAppleseed-yl6fo
      @JohnnyAppleseed-yl6fo 6 месяцев назад

      Aaaaahahahahahahahahahaa PEMDAS bahahahahahhahahahaha

    • @letnanmindipko762
      @letnanmindipko762 5 месяцев назад +1

      What does PEMDAS means?

    • @thetarr2
      @thetarr2 5 месяцев назад +1

      @letnanmindipko762 the order you do math equations (Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiplication and Division, Addition and Subtraction)

  • @FJMM1861
    @FJMM1861 Год назад +41007

    “You could get 10 outta that” is the realest stoner response

    • @const2499
      @const2499 Год назад +798

      That the difference between a men who knows his stuff and a newbie that is in second phase where you smoke too much

    • @RancidKari
      @RancidKari Год назад +475

      @@const2499dawg sosa ain’t no newbie 😹

    • @tp199tpsimon9
      @tp199tpsimon9 Год назад +19

      It makes no difference.

    • @weytogoman
      @weytogoman Год назад +344

      ​@@RancidKariif he's smoking 2 oz a day then he's smokin shitty weed or he has a hell'a lot of help.

    • @johnbardwell6901
      @johnbardwell6901 Год назад +72

      I got a pizza with 12 slices instead of 8
      Winning...

  • @BobBob-ml4vp
    @BobBob-ml4vp Год назад +11094

    “But I had two ounces..”
    Bro said it like that made it ok

    • @g4m3rwolf80
      @g4m3rwolf80 Год назад +66

      I mean, He's Smoking What He's Smoking. They Smoke What They Smoke, But Snoop Knows His Blunt Ratio to Get You High and More Blunts to Smoke!!!!!

    • @thatdamngood_9636
      @thatdamngood_9636 Год назад +37

      he said he can get an ounce in 5. He said he had 2 ounces a day so 5 times 2 is the 10 that snoop said bro so basically he was telling snoop they saying the same thing

    • @Sasssm8
      @Sasssm8 Год назад +6

      That did make it ok

    • @Nandoswitharando
      @Nandoswitharando Год назад +20

      I mean it does lol. He paying for it, it’s his weed, the nigga can smoke however much he wants fr. Snoop being a weirdo when he know damn well he don’t want anybody telling him how much he should or shouldn’t smoke

    • @zeke4994
      @zeke4994 Год назад +30

      Either he doesn’t know what an ounce is or he’s smoking a lot of people out 😂. No way one guy is smoking 2 oz a day in 10 blunts

  • @Moonie66669
    @Moonie66669 11 месяцев назад +9412

    “But I had 2 ounces “had me dead😭😭

    • @jasmineebron7527
      @jasmineebron7527 11 месяцев назад +36

      I thought I was the only one😂😂😂😂

    • @gregjones9212
      @gregjones9212 11 месяцев назад +25

      But i had two ounces 😂😂😂

    • @thekito4623
      @thekito4623 11 месяцев назад +36

      Hes got a point tho😂

    • @alisharichardson9378
      @alisharichardson9378 11 месяцев назад +18

      Hell its still 2 ounces😂😂😂😂

    • @turbomunch
      @turbomunch 11 месяцев назад +2

      You are so cool bro

  • @paulmaitlandmusic
    @paulmaitlandmusic 6 месяцев назад +177

    His assistant taking half that 😂

    • @Ccody1996
      @Ccody1996 6 месяцев назад +15

      Fr his keef catcher just a bucket

    • @itstz1537
      @itstz1537 6 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @angusdog22
      @angusdog22 5 дней назад +1

      His assistant playing mind games with him…😂

  • @esmith1989
    @esmith1989 Год назад +3891

    "but I have 2 ounces" LMFAO

    • @B0neyKingofN0where
      @B0neyKingofN0where Год назад +25

      Same energy as "But it goes to 11."

    • @perryburkart
      @perryburkart Год назад

      How is this ok, these guys talk about using drugs
      Hell naw, snoop looks like a 12 year old in a slumber party. Yall bros can do better and not follow this looser

    • @baschoen23
      @baschoen23 Год назад

      😂😂😂

    • @reevus01
      @reevus01 Год назад

      I calculated 2 ounces into 56.699 grams
      I think my weed is not good its a local grown weed, since I smoke atleast a 100 grams per day, when I wake up I smoke after breakfast after lunch before and after dinner and a lot during night time since i play games and my highness has faded.

    • @beatricefumagalli8241
      @beatricefumagalli8241 Год назад +9

      @@reevus01sure you smoke 100 grams a day 😂😂😂

  • @andy_B_goode
    @andy_B_goode Год назад +3831

    "But I had 2 ounces!" Best response ever!

    • @HalfboiiHalfmachiine
      @HalfboiiHalfmachiine Год назад +2

      He said am good my G

    • @xiichaseband
      @xiichaseband Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 dudes living to his means 😂😂😂😂

    • @randommf3549
      @randommf3549 Год назад +1

      😂

    • @InFamaz74
      @InFamaz74 Год назад +7

      😂😂😂 He indeed gets 10 out of them

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid Год назад +4

      Horrible response. If someone says something you don’t always have to one up or disagree with them. He just can’t accept it. Always has to twist it his way

  • @georgelopez4663
    @georgelopez4663 Год назад +36399

    “But I had two ounces” got me weak 😂

  • @MichaelC538
    @MichaelC538 7 месяцев назад +81

    Snoop was blunt with him.😂

  • @solrath3609
    @solrath3609 Год назад +3595

    Bro he had the biggest "DAYUM NEPHEW" energy with that sentence ong

  • @adenward3266
    @adenward3266 Год назад +9002

    Snoop went " I don't think you understood my question"
    Keef responded " brother I don't think you understood my answer"

  • @koshey245
    @koshey245 Год назад +11603

    "but I had 2 ounces" goes unreasonably hard

    • @toniyoung623
      @toniyoung623 Год назад +54

      Favorite part of the whole video😂

    • @jasperbonez2547
      @jasperbonez2547 Год назад +45

      That is just "I had to smoke it." vibes.

    • @IAmTheGlovenor
      @IAmTheGlovenor Год назад +6

      Why?

    • @James-Pinde
      @James-Pinde Год назад +13

      For me only stupid 😂 because I can smoke 10 blunts a day, a really lay I'm out... Or I can smoke 20 and just taste the skunk and float

    • @bonnie1303
      @bonnie1303 Год назад +6

      It’s so stupid and so real

  • @1200sb
    @1200sb 6 месяцев назад +7

    "i smoked one, i'm smoking another that's two"
    damn i felt that 🔥🔥🔥

    • @Kujo92J
      @Kujo92J 2 месяца назад

      Another 1 would make it 3

  • @nomadbutterfly1506
    @nomadbutterfly1506 9 месяцев назад +10821

    They were doing blunt math😂😂😂

    • @alexkaler3763
      @alexkaler3763 9 месяцев назад +71

      fr.. they be like "if you got an ounce of weed and 5 woods how many blunts is that" lol

    • @nickyphillips7246
      @nickyphillips7246 9 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂

    • @dee2drippy810
      @dee2drippy810 8 месяцев назад +4

      damn near 6 gs a woods😭

    • @ninobarisic2506
      @ninobarisic2506 8 месяцев назад +1

      What else is there to do? Snoop not the type or a rapper to rap

    • @user-nk1sq1ss6l
      @user-nk1sq1ss6l 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @brandonmeadows8107
    @brandonmeadows8107 11 месяцев назад +4118

    If Snoop gives you weed advice, you take it.

    • @Dajokerboy101
      @Dajokerboy101 11 месяцев назад +4

      All the shit bro probably been through its probably for the best he gets that high

    • @This-account-is-hacked
      @This-account-is-hacked 11 месяцев назад

      @@Dajokerboy101I’d smoke chug bums life out with my weed it’s so strong I’m a ebk gangster from Stockton my names ebk tazz junior I bang hard for my gang

    • @tbird7698
      @tbird7698 11 месяцев назад

      Snoop was never in the field if he lived the life Keef have before fame he would commit suicide Snoop not built like that. He not even a real Crip. How he a was a pimp and married his high school sweetheart and never had a female on the blade.

    • @kevinsoto9604
      @kevinsoto9604 11 месяцев назад +3

      Not if it’s chief keef

    • @alex_23ftw54
      @alex_23ftw54 11 месяцев назад

      @@This-account-is-hackedbro it’s RUclips shorts fuck is you yapping about

  • @glittergang5830
    @glittergang5830 Год назад +4050

    Two ounces a day… yeah he fighting some heavy demons 😂

    • @nangu_sthe
      @nangu_sthe Год назад +42

      Reality is scary 😂😂😂

    • @JM1993951
      @JM1993951 11 месяцев назад +67

      The demons known as “sketchy dealer”, “fucked up scale” and “basic math skills”

    • @jongoin4404
      @jongoin4404 11 месяцев назад

      @@JM1993951
      Oh, and please let’s not forget… non-trustworthy associate who rolls his blunts!!! 😂😂😂

    • @t.n.m.samuel2984
      @t.n.m.samuel2984 11 месяцев назад

      @@JM1993951😅😅😅 nah some 🥷 be making some phat joints, like where I’m from a man will put 4 to 8 grams in a joint, king size raw, so in a backwoods ain’t impossible

    • @BigALsSeafoodBoil
      @BigALsSeafoodBoil 11 месяцев назад +53

      Anybody who has to get high out they mind all day every day is fighting demons all day every day

  • @sheldondavis716
    @sheldondavis716 7 месяцев назад +15

    "...but I had two ounces" perfect logic

  • @leaf8843
    @leaf8843 Год назад +14790

    Chief Keef and Snoop Dogg, the last weed benders

  • @tigergokrazy9877
    @tigergokrazy9877 Год назад +12435

    “But I had 2 ounces” is the best answer he could’ve ever gave🤣🤣

    • @Dabaddestbihfr
      @Dabaddestbihfr Год назад +45

      After 3 hunna😂😂

    • @400_xy
      @400_xy Год назад +7

      he could’ve had 20🧑🏻‍🦲

    • @ethandaniel8123
      @ethandaniel8123 Год назад

      Bang bang ❗️

    • @Jaydot-Productions
      @Jaydot-Productions Год назад

      @Vr_freak it chief keef set he reps so when he said 2 ounces he said 3hunna 😩

    • @RTEVezz
      @RTEVezz Год назад

      @@400_xyOng🤣🤣

  • @hewbert374
    @hewbert374 11 месяцев назад +2631

    he’s trying to help him manage his blunts, not telling him it’s too much to smoke

    • @stegahydradonowner7691
      @stegahydradonowner7691 11 месяцев назад

      He's also full of shit. 😂 But simpletons believe them.

    • @lily88769
      @lily88769 11 месяцев назад +5

      Exactly

    • @ravenleavitt2997
      @ravenleavitt2997 11 месяцев назад

      I’d be telling him that too much because it is

    • @Rillorolla
      @Rillorolla 11 месяцев назад

      Probably both because 2 ounces a day is way too much.

  • @brettfluhr9973
    @brettfluhr9973 7 месяцев назад +72

    Dude sounds like the little brothet lying his ass off trying to impress the older brother who doesn't buy it for a moment.

    • @TwiggehTV
      @TwiggehTV 6 месяцев назад +12

      There's a softcap to how high you can get, after that you're just wasting weed and lungs.
      After a certain point you dont get any higher - you just get slower to respond.

    • @brettfluhr9973
      @brettfluhr9973 6 месяцев назад +7

      @TwiggehTV pretty much what i was saying. And yeah, the diminished returns on smoking is the reason dab came around. Dudes chasing the dragon of their first high.

  • @alexwalker5202
    @alexwalker5202 Год назад +16495

    “But I had 2 ounces” is somehow the MOST CHIEF KEEF response you could EVER receive from that question 😂

    • @newsicdaily
      @newsicdaily Год назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird Год назад +71

      ​@@xeidamoka
      That's the same answer phrased slightly different lol.

    • @kevinramirez3066
      @kevinramirez3066 Год назад

      He got like 2 oz. In a 20oz. Btch.

    • @Icantforgetnow
      @Icantforgetnow Год назад +7

      Just like "I bought a fast car to go fast"

    • @FierclyBeautiful
      @FierclyBeautiful Год назад

      So he did have 20 blunts at the end of the say😂😂😂😂

  • @mohammad_ix2967
    @mohammad_ix2967 Год назад +8589

    His “assistant” stealing all his weed😂😂😂

    • @CSMC6
      @CSMC6 Год назад +49

      Fr

    • @Finnsta
      @Finnsta Год назад +133

      5.5 grams in a backwood really isn’t that crazy you can fit quite a bit in those

    • @TheOriginalFloridaMan
      @TheOriginalFloridaMan Год назад +106

      @@Finnstaour rule was always nothing under 3.5 goes in woods. But you can easily fit a 1/4 into a wood.

    • @shelovezrobert9236
      @shelovezrobert9236 Год назад

      @@TheOriginalFloridaManwasting weed

    • @quantumxfluxmd6821
      @quantumxfluxmd6821 Год назад

      ​@yamezbarber9303 what a waste 😂

  • @connormcgrath450
    @connormcgrath450 Год назад +8043

    Snoop is saying “I don’t believe you” with the utmost respect lmao

    • @Essenceofgod_
      @Essenceofgod_ Год назад +90

      It's not hard to roll 5 grams in a wood, at that rate dude wakes up smokes one and just smokes for the fuck of all day long back to back cause he's rich and his tolerance is so high,

    • @Omg_Ray
      @Omg_Ray Год назад +16

      @@Essenceofgod_Og, it’s like going to a party with ur homies everyday, u bring a whole pack of woods and they be gone by the end of the party

    • @HoessAndSkittles
      @HoessAndSkittles Год назад +29

      Must didn’t see that video of them pulling up to the Bet awards this year 🤣😶‍🌫️ that mf van was overly smoked out. Ballout hopped out like he didn’t know wtf was going on 😭😭🤣.

    • @dyscea
      @dyscea Год назад +33

      Same 😂
      I need video evidence of this man smoking his "two ounces".

    • @vCLOWNSHOESv
      @vCLOWNSHOESv Год назад +27

      @@Essenceofgod_ Tolerance? Weed isn't an opiate or alcohol so it doesn't work that way. You get user to being high but you still get just as high no matter how much you smoke. People smoke a lot because they want to be at a certain level but the truth is that if you take 2 or 3 good hits of solid bud you're high as a kite. The thing is you just stop after a couple hits and wait a couple minutes and you'll feel it. They keep smoking for those minutes and think they're that high because they smoke all that when the truth is the first git they took just kicked in. If you saw how little I smoke you'd be amazed. It's Sunday so I'm high all day but I'll smoke fraction of a gram all day. All that nonsense these guys talk about is because they think it makes them look cooler to have a blunt in their hand.

  • @TopNotch2real
    @TopNotch2real 7 месяцев назад +22

    His assistant high rn smoking the rest 💯💯💯

  • @TheLmoney420
    @TheLmoney420 Год назад +2120

    He was dead ass when he said “but I have 2 oz’s” 🤣

    • @wilmerotero8412
      @wilmerotero8412 Год назад +3

      Thats 10 🤣

    • @mclama1139
      @mclama1139 Год назад +1

      thenically he's right 🤣

    • @jond-yx7cr
      @jond-yx7cr Год назад +4

      yea hes got his 10 with the 2oz, checks out

    • @DellSnooze
      @DellSnooze Год назад +2

      There ain’t no way that one little man does 2 oz in a day himself… no fukn way

    • @Purplatt
      @Purplatt Год назад

      its still 10 blunts soo

  • @spencerlaing9255
    @spencerlaing9255 Год назад +3966

    He took the math equations to a higher level

    • @roywenton1605
      @roywenton1605 Год назад +13

      I see what you did there

    • @joshhead2007
      @joshhead2007 Год назад +5

      @@roywenton1605😂😂

    • @greg4791
      @greg4791 Год назад +1

      “But I have two ounces.” 😂

    • @ashleymilam7753
      @ashleymilam7753 11 месяцев назад

      That’s what I was thinking, they really figuring out math equations 😅😅😅😅

    • @dalildelhoum21
      @dalildelhoum21 11 месяцев назад

      this was brilliant

  • @ChrisJensen-qv4he
    @ChrisJensen-qv4he Год назад +4377

    “But I had 2 ounce” keef had a valid argument 😂

    • @carprovider5295
      @carprovider5295 Год назад +10

      No logically if he could get 10 blunts from 1 ounce then he could’ve gotten 20 blunts from the 2 ounces 🥴

    • @RVLW
      @RVLW Год назад

      @@carprovider5295no shit

    • @playereight3921
      @playereight3921 Год назад +25

      ​@@carprovider5295but... its the sme amount of weed either way

    • @bigtev113
      @bigtev113 Год назад +10

      @@playereight3921that’s the part they not understanding

    • @WeAreLegion-
      @WeAreLegion- Год назад

      No, you need to quit smoking too fool

  • @Supreme-Sharma
    @Supreme-Sharma 6 месяцев назад +6

    Chief Keef the only one to make Snoop worried about his weed consumption

  • @christoferparada3230
    @christoferparada3230 Год назад +2340

    “ but i has 2 ounces “ is crazy😭😭😭

  • @SeeingSebastian
    @SeeingSebastian Год назад +6383

    My boy rolling blunts like Cuban Cigars😅

    • @camilosanchez831
      @camilosanchez831 Год назад +19

      Weed is sin. ✝️

    • @Anonymous._..
      @Anonymous._.. Год назад +54

      No its not nor is alcohol Jesus probably did smoke weed and he drank so its not

    • @classicdoomslayer2175
      @classicdoomslayer2175 Год назад +18

      ​@@camilosanchez831so is alcohol and tobacco knock it off

    • @newwave258
      @newwave258 Год назад +36

      @@camilosanchez831 Jesus himself made alcohol for people in the bible. Alcohol is much worse than weed the key is moderation

    • @Piiiiiiiiit
      @Piiiiiiiiit Год назад +35

      @@camilosanchez831got a source for that buddy? Was the eleventh commandment “thou shalt not get absolutely blasted into the stratosphere”?

  • @calebtoneri4694
    @calebtoneri4694 Год назад +3940

    "But i had 2 ounces," had my on the floor

    • @Its_Wazza_Bro
      @Its_Wazza_Bro Год назад +10

      That had my on the floor as well lol

    • @siding_senpai6006
      @siding_senpai6006 Год назад +11

      Sounds like something a smart ass 8th grader would say 😂😂

    • @NEO_FromTheMatrix
      @NEO_FromTheMatrix Год назад +14

      I looked on the floor and I saw you ... confirmed.

    • @TheRealReneeTheBae
      @TheRealReneeTheBae Год назад

      Omm 😂😂

    • @Boogie1987
      @Boogie1987 Год назад +2

      Lol he said he had 10 blunts sir! But buddy - you could have had 20 and been just as high ahah

  • @TomCorcoran-og2di
    @TomCorcoran-og2di 8 месяцев назад +6

    "U need to slow down brother, you could get 10 out of that man".
    This coming from Snoop. lololol

  • @jaimemoreno7203
    @jaimemoreno7203 Год назад +8827

    “If you could put it into a ratio of blunts” 😂😂😂 if snoop was my math teacher in school

    • @No__feelings
      @No__feelings Год назад +19

      Literally my favorite comment in here, I actually lol’d

    • @lospettro9764
      @lospettro9764 Год назад +17

      His math made sense 😂😂😂😂

    • @satanic666bull
      @satanic666bull Год назад +13

      That's them American units. Anything but metric 🤣

    • @NWIfishin
      @NWIfishin Год назад +2

      that's only like 5gs a wood

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 Год назад +2

      He would simplify the hell out of them math problems

  • @irishdlt8066
    @irishdlt8066 Год назад +3282

    “Damn I hate being sober”- Chief Keef

    • @IceColdDp1
      @IceColdDp1 Год назад +7

      Love the song

    • @user-gf2uf8we3e
      @user-gf2uf8we3e Год назад +3

      Love this comment

    • @artyom9137
      @artyom9137 Год назад

      @TransGokuright like i smoke 1 ounce a week and i barely get high anymore

    • @youtubeuser3182
      @youtubeuser3182 Год назад +2

      I hate facing reality.
      I’m feeble minded and cowardly.
      - anyone who takes substances all day everyday

    • @ahuman2695
      @ahuman2695 Год назад

      @@youtubeuser3182 That only applies if you're poor. You're just a straight up idiot if you're stupid rich and still take a bunch of drugs n binge drink

  • @Tropical-G
    @Tropical-G 11 месяцев назад +3877

    Snoop basically telling homie to stop wasting weed 😂😂

    • @malaysiafilms1649
      @malaysiafilms1649 11 месяцев назад +12

      FR

    • @HH-zi5ih
      @HH-zi5ih 11 месяцев назад +47

      Telling him to stop lying

    • @mvoogt2908
      @mvoogt2908 10 месяцев назад +15

      nah stop lying is what he told politely a blunt is like 2 to 3 grams of weed ad a gram or 2 for the wrapper an ounce is 28 and a bit of grams(grams as in metric not that imperial weird stuff) do your maths

    • @darrylf38
      @darrylf38 10 месяцев назад +2

      Or stop lying

    • @Diamondsmuggler
      @Diamondsmuggler 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@mvoogt2908he unfortunately does smoke all that tho 😅

  • @TonyRoche1
    @TonyRoche1 5 месяцев назад +2

    His assistant rolls half Zip and keeps the other half.. tells him I rolled you 5 lol

  • @mkgibertjr
    @mkgibertjr Год назад +7759

    Bruh is a mathematician he was real quick with the "but I got two ounces"

    • @EnergeticSpark63
      @EnergeticSpark63 Год назад +10

      hey

    • @kylemcdonald4795
      @kylemcdonald4795 Год назад +37

      Snoop saying 10 blunts for 1oz...

    • @FatalFry
      @FatalFry Год назад +44

      Bruh that’s 5x2. Mathematician lmao

    • @coenburns
      @coenburns Год назад +11

      ? That’s kindergarten level math he’s not that smart for figuring it out dog

    • @daviddunn8377
      @daviddunn8377 Год назад +14

      @@coenburnsman is a genius

  • @bigombre3867
    @bigombre3867 Год назад +2009

    “You see I’m smoking one, then I’m smoking another that’s two” 😂lmfao

    • @EgoTheSavage
      @EgoTheSavage Год назад +5

      It’s the oh hello there look on his face

    • @brandonhelms4489
      @brandonhelms4489 Год назад +3

      he had to count for him 😂👀😂👀😂😂👀

    • @LaronJ
      @LaronJ Год назад +5

      Lol he went back to sesame street on him

    • @natalieannettee
      @natalieannettee Год назад +2

      It's like math with friends it's educational obviously lol

    • @drillsports
      @drillsports Год назад

      Two junkies.. who cares. Grow up and pray to god. Dirty devil worshippers

  • @remarcablemc
    @remarcablemc Год назад +2743

    When Snoop Dogg is surprised by how big your blunts are, you went too deep

    • @laurieannmezzi5588
      @laurieannmezzi5588 Год назад +27

      not surprised...more like indirectly callin him out to stop frontn😂😂🎉

    • @happydays2190
      @happydays2190 Год назад +5

      They both cap so hard

    • @Rajesh1622
      @Rajesh1622 Год назад

      But bro had 2 ounces 😂

    • @aaronsanchezz
      @aaronsanchezz Год назад +5

      U literally can't fit that much in a wood... maybe a blunt wrap but not woods thats so cap

  • @walter9724
    @walter9724 7 месяцев назад +2

    Snoop spittin maths out and even i can't keep up🤣🤣
    "BUT I HAD 2 OUNCES" 😂😂😂

  • @milesmatheson1142
    @milesmatheson1142 Год назад +2033

    If Snoop tells you to slow down, you know you're insane.

    • @user-fb4jp7yy6z
      @user-fb4jp7yy6z Год назад +11

      No you don't get it. It's a waste is what he's saying. Because he came back with "you can get 10 out of that." 🤦🏿‍♂️ Just smoke weed folks. Real weed and not tht CBD or mood sh..😂 and I'm saying that to all who has said the same misinterpretation. I feel like Mystikal for real y'all ain't no smoke😂😂😂😂

    • @calvincoolidge5518
      @calvincoolidge5518 Год назад +9

      @@user-fb4jp7yy6z No way he's smoking 2 ounces a day. Maybe burning 2ounces, but not a chance that he's smoking that much and even if he could, why?

    • @SteviieMariie
      @SteviieMariie Год назад +2

      No he’s telling him he is wasting bud and needs to stretch it-and/or “there’s no reason to get faded out of your mind all at once”

    • @calvincoolidge5518
      @calvincoolidge5518 Год назад +4

      @@SteviieMariie “there’s no reason to get faded out of your mind all at once” That statement doesn't even make sense. It's not like you're getting any higher by smoking 5 joints at once vs. one, unless your weed sucks. This is just someone trying to make his peers think he's cool. He sounds much more foolish than cool.

    • @shavonnasandoval9244
      @shavonnasandoval9244 Год назад +1

      @@calvincoolidge5518 he’s pretty much saying you can get 20 blunts out of the 2 ounces 😒

  • @nicholedikeman9921
    @nicholedikeman9921 Год назад +4299

    “But I had two ounces” is so real and I’m currently still dying😂

  • @Not-offended
    @Not-offended Год назад +5924

    “I smoked one and now I’m smoking another one, that’s two”

  • @bluecollardegen
    @bluecollardegen 7 месяцев назад +19

    Guy smoking 5g blunts...... that's just overkill 😂

    • @haraxA
      @haraxA 5 месяцев назад

      10 ounces is almost 300g /10 thats 30g a blunt i wanna see that blunt

    • @ConnorMilloy-iu9og
      @ConnorMilloy-iu9og 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@haraxA he said 2 ounces/56g .. 5.6g a blunt

  • @NicolaRaho22
    @NicolaRaho22 Год назад +2071

    His assistant can even roll sushi at this point

    • @187btokes
      @187btokes Год назад +13

      I had this genius chick hit me up after she asked to buy half a gram and she complained that it "barely rolled a blunt" and I said "who the fuck tries to roll half a gram???"

    • @YourDadBitch
      @YourDadBitch Год назад

      @@187btokes you sold a half gram 🤣 who sells a half gram 🤣 really needed that $5 eh 🤣

    • @rogue8533
      @rogue8533 Год назад

      with one hand

    • @JM1993951
      @JM1993951 11 месяцев назад

      “My assistance rolls the best sushi….but his bag always be smelling like fish when he goes home”

    • @HunkyNutQueerio
      @HunkyNutQueerio 11 месяцев назад

      ima call rollin blunts rollin sushi now. also the rap lyrics '' i be rollin blunts like sushi'' this one taken by jbl kosher ''im always smokin nazis, pass the blunt to Anne Frank.'' -jblkosher

  • @tophatbandzo
    @tophatbandzo Год назад +8142

    "YOU SMOKE UH WHOLE FUCKING OUNCE WITH FIVE BLUNTS"😭😭💯

    • @markholladay4265
      @markholladay4265 Год назад +219

      “But I had 2 ounces.” Low key come back.

    • @tophatbandzo
      @tophatbandzo Год назад +34

      ​@@markholladay4265"if you had to put it in a ratio of blunts how much would you say you smoke a day??"

    • @R9naldo
      @R9naldo Год назад +8

      Sosa made ur favorite rapper career dont forget that

    • @ominously2574
      @ominously2574 Год назад +8

      @@R9naldoSosa made Eminem? Damn

    • @kushbalaji1019
      @kushbalaji1019 Год назад +5

      “Slow down brotha you can get 10 out of that ounce”

  • @bigdawg1069
    @bigdawg1069 Год назад +1405

    “But I have 2 ounces”😂😂😭😭 dat man on anotha level

    • @twentyonepilotsboss7861
      @twentyonepilotsboss7861 Год назад +7

      Ya that crack head level

    • @bigdawg1069
      @bigdawg1069 Год назад +2

      @@twentyonepilotsboss7861 LMFAOOO BRO 2 ounces wdf 😂😂😂💀💀 bro coulda been chillin for a minnnn but hnnn

  • @mumtazsheikh690
    @mumtazsheikh690 8 месяцев назад +4

    "Yeah but I have 2 ounces" hahaha

  • @sethreynolds3704
    @sethreynolds3704 Год назад +6053

    That assistant is definitely bagging some of that weed 😂

    • @niece1509
      @niece1509 Год назад +87

      I would be cause you just wasting money and weed atp 😂

    • @tuspu8255
      @tuspu8255 Год назад +42

      Half goes in his blunt 😂😂😂

    • @manuelkindermann9040
      @manuelkindermann9040 Год назад +43

      I dont think his assistant is in any kind of weed shortage😂😂 why should he steal buds

    • @niece1509
      @niece1509 Год назад +60

      @@manuelkindermann9040 5.6 grams in 1 blunt is just ridiculous.

    • @manuelkindermann9040
      @manuelkindermann9040 Год назад +5

      @@niece1509 sure but thats not what my comment is about

  • @MrJuno319
    @MrJuno319 Год назад +1849

    Man had the god of gas flabbergasted with those numbers😂😂

    • @fuandyourmom
      @fuandyourmom Год назад +6

      Because he knows is fake he is only trowing smoke to the air but actually smoking it is a lie i tried all day smoking i still have a whole oz and some in the end of the day so he is full of it

    • @gordonmarshall52
      @gordonmarshall52 Год назад +2

      @@fuandyourmom 100% he’s full of it. I don’t believe him at all on this one

    • @slvshy666
      @slvshy666 Год назад

      ​@@gordonmarshall52 he probably lets half the blunts burn away in-between his hits and scrolling through his phone cuz he doesnt give a fuck, hes rich n can buy infinite weed.

    • @joelzappster007
      @joelzappster007 Год назад

      He’s full of shit.

    • @DawrinChawes
      @DawrinChawes Год назад

      @@slvshy666exactly dumbass roles fucking 5 5 gram blunts and hits each like 4 times

  • @blue.mangos
    @blue.mangos Год назад +1508

    “But I have two ounces” took me out 😂 …that’s 10 brother 🤣

    • @sevendoubleodex
      @sevendoubleodex Год назад +5

      1 ounce is 5. listen

    • @blue.mangos
      @blue.mangos Год назад

      @@sevendoubleodex ….that’s why he said two you moron. So it’s 10 blunts with 2 Oz

    • @JacqueBibblequip
      @JacqueBibblequip Год назад

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@sevendoubleodexand if he has 2 that’s 10 dickhead

    • @dumbmonkey1313
      @dumbmonkey1313 Год назад +6

      @@sevendoubleodextf you mean “listen” you sayin the same thing as the original comment

    • @Wenjo936
      @Wenjo936 Год назад +2

      @@dumbmonkey1313 bro smart or sum

  • @angusdog22
    @angusdog22 5 дней назад

    “But I have 2 ounces” 😂😂

  • @leahworthy1582
    @leahworthy1582 11 месяцев назад +4547

    2oz a day?!!.... He not even getting high no more he just getting regular 😂

    • @BigYates
      @BigYates 10 месяцев назад +25

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cityfruit3159
      @cityfruit3159 10 месяцев назад +57

      right. a 8th last me almost a week xD. but i only smoke after work and take like 5 hits

    • @nrenenra4287
      @nrenenra4287 10 месяцев назад +91

      @@cityfruit3159what kind of baby hits are you doing 😭

    • @LegendBlader98
      @LegendBlader98 10 месяцев назад

      ​@nrenenra4287 i've smoked for like 6 years and you really don't need more than a few hits. Once you get halfway through a blunt did you get any higher than you were after a few hits? Fuck no. Especially if you smoke all the time. You just smoke to smoke and you're fucking up your body AND your wallet. Irresponsible ass weed smokers I stg...

    • @marche1573
      @marche1573 10 месяцев назад +10

      Smoke like 5 g a day After Work

  • @antoinelewis791
    @antoinelewis791 Год назад +4316

    His assistant stealing his weed😂😂😂

    • @digbick85
      @digbick85 11 месяцев назад +48

      Lol i think u right

    • @stevenkarahalios7938
      @stevenkarahalios7938 11 месяцев назад +31

      Damn didn't think about that but definetly

    • @cassandrasmith8297
      @cassandrasmith8297 11 месяцев назад +4

      For sure

    • @tierabrown164
      @tierabrown164 11 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂 bc ain’t no way

    • @goddesslafwa7704
      @goddesslafwa7704 11 месяцев назад +26

      💯Cause ain't no way you're stuffing 28 grams into a single pack of woods 😂

  • @Whooliviaa
    @Whooliviaa Год назад +2678

    “But I had 2 ounces” will always be iconic 😂

    • @nephew4real7
      @nephew4real7 Год назад

      🗿

    • @dajb90
      @dajb90 Год назад

      Iconic to who? Hahahahaha you're a fkn loser

    • @cozyhobbies_
      @cozyhobbies_ Год назад +3

      The way he said is so serious 😂😂

    • @erice4104
      @erice4104 Год назад +1

      You spelled moronic wrong lol

    • @ariggs29
      @ariggs29 Год назад

      He really trying to rationalize smoking the 2oz lol, just buy another pack of woods 🤣 still gettin 10

  • @chrisknasel23
    @chrisknasel23 7 месяцев назад

    You ain't even getting high no more if tolerance is that high

  • @MrCoffeejingler
    @MrCoffeejingler Год назад +2188

    I love how Snoop stuck to his question and reiterated it in a snappy way but basically said bitch i asked you a question

    • @donaldriceiv2407
      @donaldriceiv2407 Год назад +6

      No no that’s not at all wit happened 💀

    • @Will-cq2yo
      @Will-cq2yo Год назад +5

      @@donaldriceiv2407 snoop asks in quantity of blunts why did he answer in ounces? had to put a 1+1=2 on this guy haha

    • @bigflex9657
      @bigflex9657 Год назад +2

      @@donaldriceiv2407yeah it is now dont get bitched in the comments just like sosa did

    • @kivupaterson8082
      @kivupaterson8082 Год назад +1

      Isn't that just how conversation work?

    • @NihilisticTings
      @NihilisticTings Год назад

      ​@donaldriceiv2407 you're socially inept and probably get bullied

  • @KyleD24
    @KyleD24 Год назад +3559

    “YOU COULD GET 10 OUTTA THAT MAN” had me on the floor 😂

    • @juangegunde4721
      @juangegunde4721 Год назад +48

      A normal person could get 28 blunts out of an ounce

    • @kxstia
      @kxstia Год назад +7

      @@juangegunde4721 u guys are trippin tf a blunt is at least 3.5gs and u make it 5 when u tryna make it proper

    • @theenterprise2277
      @theenterprise2277 Год назад

      Nobody smoke a 3.5 in one blunt that wud be only 8 joints In a pack he lieing he smoke two ozs a day maybe true but no way anybody rolling 5 blunts at an ounce unless they rolling astronomical Hollywood prop joints and that's still gon be hard

    • @kaidenmunyer
      @kaidenmunyer Год назад +7

      ​@@kxstiaive done 7 grams once. It looked like a cigar.

    • @samvenable9898
      @samvenable9898 Год назад +9

      But he had 2 ounces?

  • @GomaekanKing
    @GomaekanKing Год назад +8869

    "But I had 2 ounces👀"
    Nigga said wym snoop I do get 10 😂

  • @Ryan-Dawes
    @Ryan-Dawes 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hearing Snoop Dogg patronizing Keef absolutely kills me 😂

  • @minecraftuglygod8603
    @minecraftuglygod8603 Год назад +5289

    Keef is so real for that "but I had two ounces"

    • @jmath-_-317
      @jmath-_-317 Год назад +42

      Lmao I pity yalls relationship futures if yoy think any of that shit was real

    • @justinzane195
      @justinzane195 Год назад

      Yeah real stupid

    • @boxlad7583
      @boxlad7583 Год назад +39

      @@jmath-_-317wtf that gotta do with anything bruh

    • @jshort7048
      @jshort7048 Год назад +3

      This shit had me rollin

    • @scottville-C4
      @scottville-C4 Год назад +3

      Thats 10 blunts

  • @jessicalacrim0sa
    @jessicalacrim0sa Год назад +5439

    An old head once told me "once you're high, you're just wasting money" and that is FACTS

    • @TheBABS09
      @TheBABS09 Год назад +80

      I dont get it lolz You mean if you keep smoking once you already high thats wasting money?

    • @ashleytarver2436
      @ashleytarver2436 Год назад +218

      That IS facts! It's a waste of weed once you already high! I keep trying to tell my people that.

    • @kristoforbowers4175
      @kristoforbowers4175 Год назад +43

      @@ashleytarver2436true but sometimes u just don’t wanna stop lol

    • @SeviathTheHumanDrago
      @SeviathTheHumanDrago Год назад +90

      Nah you can get HIGHER!

    • @christophermcdonald6440
      @christophermcdonald6440 Год назад +57

      I smoke way more than I need to, it’s a waste of money and I don’t get more high from smoking more, just get less high after every jint which causes me to want more. ***don’t unnecessarily increase ur tolerance or you’ll be forced to smoke more***

  • @Iquit6x
    @Iquit6x 11 месяцев назад +2944

    Snoop telling him to roll smaller blunts went completely over his head 🤣

    • @MeaDiaz04
      @MeaDiaz04 11 месяцев назад +1

      Right! That’s what I was thinking at the end 😂😂

    • @KRUDDYMUNGUS
      @KRUDDYMUNGUS 11 месяцев назад +5

      No it didn't cuz he said, but I got 2 ounces that means 10 blunts

    • @MeaDiaz04
      @MeaDiaz04 11 месяцев назад

      @@KRUDDYMUNGUS 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @cherylyarbrough8476
      @cherylyarbrough8476 11 месяцев назад

      At least he's not smoking tooka anymore

    • @BleezyBandit
      @BleezyBandit 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@KRUDDYMUNGUSNo. He was telling him he can get 10 blunts out of 1 ounce. Roll smaller blunts and you get more out of the ounce.

  • @user-jb1px4ov8m
    @user-jb1px4ov8m 7 месяцев назад

    Your dedication and hard work are paying off.

  • @G1337
    @G1337 11 месяцев назад +3221

    Keef's assistant def takin half that weed lmao

    • @jonaswilto8357
      @jonaswilto8357 10 месяцев назад +55

      Word, ain't no way fit oz in 5 woods.

    • @michaelbush5945
      @michaelbush5945 10 месяцев назад +6

      Facts

    • @eastsde5
      @eastsde5 10 месяцев назад

      Gotta be nigga has been high on the hog with his side hustle hustling his boy KEEF now he may be found out lol

    • @iamnofax3
      @iamnofax3 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@jonaswilto83575 gram blunts or w.e its possible cause I smoke a 3.5 in my woods and still have to cut some of the wood down talk what uk

    • @mushroomsarethefuture
      @mushroomsarethefuture 10 месяцев назад +3

      100%

  • @nissan01
    @nissan01 Год назад +1867

    Ounce back in the day would last forever, a joint got me high enough

    • @mcearl8073
      @mcearl8073 Год назад +61

      Yea, I don’t get how or why people are smoking that much. My guess is he’s got a shitload of people around him all the time who are smoking most of it and he’s probably exaggerating on top of that.

    • @mattyice9923
      @mattyice9923 Год назад +27

      I used to smoke a lot when I was a teenager, wouldn’t have an issue going through an eighth in one sitting but that’s honestly a waste. Even with a few friends you get so high that you can’t get higher than that

    • @leef8126
      @leef8126 Год назад +31

      @@mattyice9923lol. If you keep going, you end up smoking yourself sober.

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 Год назад +17

      I smoke everyday and a joint still gets me high enough. Sometimes I can't even finish a joint. That guy needs to smoke better weed.

    • @daffedavidsen6306
      @daffedavidsen6306 Год назад +1

      ​@@leef8126dude!! So true

  • @HANGMANSJ0KE
    @HANGMANSJ0KE Год назад +1412

    That was a pretty epic answer. "but i have 2 ounces"

    • @crossup13
      @crossup13 Год назад +10

      It's an ignorant answer lol. Talmbout smoking just to say you smoked at that point you ain't even getting high anymore

    • @HANGMANSJ0KE
      @HANGMANSJ0KE Год назад +11

      @@crossup13 I stopped reading when you called him ignorant, then used the word "talmbout"

    • @dennisd.4726
      @dennisd.4726 Год назад

      "Yeah, so that is 10 blunts. Wait... yeah that's 10."

    • @telmolicious
      @telmolicious Год назад +1

      @@HANGMANSJ0KEU just called “talmbout” a word though 😂

    • @Mr0901
      @Mr0901 Год назад +2

      I count 6 shots
      I count 2 guns
      -Django

  • @hth4802
    @hth4802 6 месяцев назад

    When Keef does the contemplation move with his hand to his head and eyes to the sky" Priceless, - dudes like mr Snoop no dis-respect but" We do not smoke the same" , .....

  •  Год назад +5126

    “You could get 10 outta that man” words of a true st0ner 😂😂

    • @anthonycoulson762
      @anthonycoulson762 Год назад +45

      But I got 2 oz. 😂

    • @rummannasiri2
      @rummannasiri2 Год назад +1

      Not really

    • @lordptah8349
      @lordptah8349 Год назад

      You can get more than 10 out of em with a whole ounce! I guess that’s why I smoke by myself because I can’t hang with you rich mfs

    • @ohatrid
      @ohatrid Год назад +2

      @@ace_uv_spadez_281drug addict comment

    • @SoulRebelSmoke
      @SoulRebelSmoke Год назад

      😂

  • @RORIROCKET
    @RORIROCKET 9 месяцев назад +2170

    His assistant couldn't make it cause he recoverin from the 2nd hand smoke 😂😂😂

    • @mikeberg6407
      @mikeberg6407 9 месяцев назад +16

      Hella underated comment

    • @RORIROCKET
      @RORIROCKET 9 месяцев назад

      @@mikeberg6407 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

    • @mikewilliams4487
      @mikewilliams4487 8 месяцев назад +8

      😂😂😂😂 nice. You should be have hella thousands of likes

  • @Life101_mindset_makeover
    @Life101_mindset_makeover 8 месяцев назад +2305

    “But I got two ounces”😂🤣😂

    • @YungAlex999
      @YungAlex999 8 месяцев назад +16

      You can’t even articulate a 5 word sentence “but I had 2 ounces” not got. Don’t even sound remotely similar

    • @Lifer101
      @Lifer101 8 месяцев назад +2

      i like how the only other person who spot that cap has a similar screen name as me😂

    • @gamingfornoobs2309
      @gamingfornoobs2309 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@YungAlex999do you know what articulate means? I’m guessing you don’t since your comment doesn’t make sense, and is it really that big of a deal that he misremembered a sentence in a RUclips short ?

    • @YungAlex999
      @YungAlex999 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@gamingfornoobs2309 you make no sense. Nice job being a hypocrite to.

    • @gamingfornoobs2309
      @gamingfornoobs2309 7 месяцев назад

      @@YungAlex999 I'm guessing you can't speak English very well or something because it does make sense. Secondly you're the one who was calling someone out for having a word wrong in their comment and lastly i think you mean "Nice job being a hypocrite too" not "to".

  • @user-zm9hv4ik3q
    @user-zm9hv4ik3q 7 месяцев назад

    Your confidence is contagious.

  • @Coulter_Man96
    @Coulter_Man96 Год назад +1894

    “But I had two ounces” 😭💀💀

    • @isiahcurry4409
      @isiahcurry4409 Год назад +9

      Like dude you really don't 😂

    • @_thanakin
      @_thanakin Год назад +24

      Bro 10 blunts would be 2.8g per blunt 💀 Chief Keef saying he smokes 5.6g blunts. Unreal 😵‍💫

    • @-_-_-_-_-ImGigs-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
      @-_-_-_-_-ImGigs-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Год назад +6

      ​@@_thanakintbh with woods you gotta put alot in there, shit taste nasty if you dont.

    • @_thanakin
      @_thanakin Год назад +8

      @@-_-_-_-_-ImGigs-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ I know, I've smoked em before. But 2G is usually plenty. Bro is approaching 6 😳

    • @23Joe91
      @23Joe91 Год назад +7

      "But this one goes to 11" 🤣

  • @westonpm
    @westonpm Год назад +1640

    That assistant said, "one ounce for you, one ounce for meeee." 🤣👌

  • @masterfamclothingco
    @masterfamclothingco Год назад +1276

    Love how they understand each out other but are completely missing each others points😂😂

  • @carterjake8969
    @carterjake8969 6 месяцев назад

    His assistant definitely stealin some

  • @x10018ro
    @x10018ro Год назад +1027

    Snoop still knows how to enjoy that shit, not literally burn through it for no reason.

    • @josecanales6118
      @josecanales6118 Год назад +6

      Homie smokes 5 blunts a day n you say he’s chillón?

    • @x10018ro
      @x10018ro Год назад +14

      @@josecanales6118 His mindset makes the difference, doesn't feel like he's just smoking to get through the day, but smoking cause it enhances his day.

    • @gavinfecko6170
      @gavinfecko6170 Год назад

      Fr

    • @fixiegod
      @fixiegod Год назад

      @@x10018ro enjoying nicotine headrush maybe. twice as many blunts is twice as much tobacco, takes twice as long too.

    • @x10018ro
      @x10018ro Год назад

      @@fixiegod thats why I always smoke my blunts pure

  • @lronin1309
    @lronin1309 Год назад +2320

    His assistant be pocketing mad weed lmfao

    • @sK-bh7hf
      @sK-bh7hf Год назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @JobCambronero
      @JobCambronero Год назад +5

      💀💀

    • @natureslogic7074
      @natureslogic7074 Год назад +30

      Darnn right there's 8 eighths in an Oz you ain't fitting 1 eighth into a single wood let alone a quarter like wtf straight lies...

    • @jeremymoore3533
      @jeremymoore3533 Год назад +22

      You can fit a 7 in a wood

    • @SeviathTheHumanDrago
      @SeviathTheHumanDrago Год назад +8

      ​@@jeremymoore3533Yall just wasteful lmao

  • @nathan-qcueparsons268
    @nathan-qcueparsons268 10 месяцев назад +3801

    He may be a pothead, but he didn't skip out on his quick maths.😂

    • @Notanotheryoutuberbot
      @Notanotheryoutuberbot 9 месяцев назад +11

      You smoke an ounce and just five blunts!? You could get 10 out of that!
      but I have 2 oz.
      ___________
      1😂

    • @proulxmp
      @proulxmp 9 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @boiledrat
      @boiledrat 9 месяцев назад +2

      2+2 is 4 -1 thats 3 quick maths

    • @awhi3765
      @awhi3765 9 месяцев назад

      Nobody does better maths than drug users/dealers. Well maybe apart from convicts. 😂 They know what they need to know.

  • @cars427
    @cars427 6 месяцев назад

    I cant stop laughin yoo "ya needa slow down u coulda got ten outta dat brotha-snoop, but i had two ozs-chief) 😂😂😂😂😂 i CAN'T 😂

  • @Vulcan23
    @Vulcan23 Год назад +2009

    Now you KNOW his assistant keeping half of each ounce 😂😂

    • @kriskquinn.68
      @kriskquinn.68 Год назад +53

      😂😂 "i rolled 5 blunts out of that ounce" while its tough to put an eighth or more in a blunt

    • @demonic247
      @demonic247 Год назад +11

      My thoughts exactly 😂

    • @correcttheculture1829
      @correcttheculture1829 Год назад

      ​@@kriskquinn.68noway you can put that much in a backwoods

    • @bennaylor3658
      @bennaylor3658 Год назад +6

      ​@kriskquinn.68 right 4.8 grams per blunt bet he can't even roll a blunt

    • @gruntgunner2298
      @gruntgunner2298 Год назад

      can't even do 2 dabs

  • @kaiserbayproductions
    @kaiserbayproductions Год назад +1351

    Snoop with that sophisticated sarcasm, annunciating the hard G in smoking😂😂

    • @frebsnfremsn1210
      @frebsnfremsn1210 Год назад +10

      Almost broke out the generic white guy voice. Reminded me of Chappelle.

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 Год назад +1

      who's the bigger degenerate. derp derp.

    • @Dyldo_59
      @Dyldo_59 Год назад

      ​you still subscribe to smoking weed makes you a degenerate??? It ain't 1955 anymore bud. 😂😂 Snoop Dogg does more for the whole world than you do for yourself. He also happens to smoke more than any other person. If anything, that should tell you the opposite. But you do you boo boo, just don't be the guy that puts others down. Makes you a bad person. 🤘❤️

    • @LordByron2752
      @LordByron2752 Год назад

      He cappin.

    • @frebsnfremsn1210
      @frebsnfremsn1210 Год назад

      @@LordByron2752 oh he cappin big time.

  • @galenharris15
    @galenharris15 Год назад +1484

    Bro higher than the universe at this point😂

    • @Pontiuspilate666
      @Pontiuspilate666 Год назад +18

      Nah, his tolerance is astronomical 😂

    • @galenharris15
      @galenharris15 Год назад +3

      @@Pontiuspilate666 Nice one😂

    • @eclipsetechnology5332
      @eclipsetechnology5332 Год назад

      Not even close he just fucked his tolerance man probably can't get high anymore

    • @tahirabacha
      @tahirabacha Год назад +2

      Laughed out loud, woke the baby. Still worth the laugh tho

    • @jordanlaine7412
      @jordanlaine7412 Год назад

      Smoked himself sober.

  • @user-uf1pi8qi5u
    @user-uf1pi8qi5u 7 месяцев назад

    This conversation has a credit score of 280....

  • @Dze_Maestro
    @Dze_Maestro 11 месяцев назад +2150

    “But I had 2 ounces” Bro said I smoke 10 blunts either way.😂

    • @giggitygoo21
      @giggitygoo21 11 месяцев назад +9

      this shit had me laughing too hard. the logic.

    • @atkkymonie_imvu8053
      @atkkymonie_imvu8053 11 месяцев назад +2

      Ayo snoop tell cod to put yo ass back in the game

    • @urdumloll4261
      @urdumloll4261 11 месяцев назад +1

      🎉

    • @jomarmoralestirado8165
      @jomarmoralestirado8165 11 месяцев назад

      That’s exactly why u gotta slow down dummy cause if u can take 10 out of one and u got 2 u smoking 20 blunt not 10 slowdown vaquero 🤣

    • @Dze_Maestro
      @Dze_Maestro 11 месяцев назад

      @@jomarmoralestirado8165 hehehe…. No worries gee I was only interpreting what Keef meant when he said “but I had 2 ounces” 😂

  • @masterfamclothingco
    @masterfamclothingco Год назад +4089

    His assistant definitely pocketing a solid gram or two every time he rolls up😂😂

    • @sensus6378
      @sensus6378 Год назад +41

      ​@@PhatallyFlawless🎉 Where did you hear that bullshit lol

    • @denisthouin8287
      @denisthouin8287 Год назад +98

      ​@@sensus6378never heard of tolerance?

    • @300zxss
      @300zxss Год назад

      @@sensus6378you don’t actually smoke? 😂😂 I stg I would kick my friends in the balls if they did this. Smoking 2 oz a day is TRULY a failure of a fucking life 😂 like holy shit dudes 23 with the brain of a late stage dementia patient. Do you think if you did 15 lbs of crack everyday crack would still affect you? The answer is no. I’ve loved to smoke weed for years, but ya let’s be honest stoners are basically the same human being over and over and it’s getting annoying, so tired of people getting faded all day and just thinking it’s cool

    • @joebidenshotdead
      @joebidenshotdead Год назад +61

      @@sensus6378 bro doesnt even understand how the drug he smokes works

    • @cozmoee
      @cozmoee Год назад +24

      @@PhatallyFlawlessyeah then you scale up tha thc levels or get more 🤦‍♂️😂 u in a weed drought? u in texas?😂😂😂😂

  • @letscarpethisdiem1988
    @letscarpethisdiem1988 Год назад +938

    I feel like Snoop was deeply offended that this dude was basically using too much weed 😂 he’s like “naw man you’re wasting it”

    • @matthewtanner7206
      @matthewtanner7206 Год назад +3

      Not really, just a fatter blunt. If anything, that's just harder to hold down cuz u get more smoke.

    • @TNNLL
      @TNNLL Год назад +3

      @@matthewtanner7206 exactly so if oyu can hold it in and smoke it correctly your wasting it and not enjoying it have fun with it but still enjoy it

    • @Joey500
      @Joey500 Год назад

      CANT FIX STUPID

    • @tartarsauce2654
      @tartarsauce2654 Год назад

      @@matthewtanner7206waste of weed😂

    • @williamflores2906
      @williamflores2906 Год назад

      He think he’s cool for smoking ounces 😂😂😂 just plain stupid

  • @RumbleFish69
    @RumbleFish69 6 месяцев назад

    Clearly, math is not Snoop Dogg's strong suit.

  • @user-ky4dr6mp9q
    @user-ky4dr6mp9q 11 месяцев назад +2537

    Said u can get 10 out of that , man I’m gettin at least 25 outa that 😂

    • @MyStalkersArePostingMe
      @MyStalkersArePostingMe 11 месяцев назад +4

      Factsssss

    • @Rantsnrambles808
      @Rantsnrambles808 11 месяцев назад +4

      25 outa 1 ounce?

    • @MarshaePosh
      @MarshaePosh 11 месяцев назад +4

      honestly waaaaayyy more than that I roll I sheets and the size of my finger im saving all that lmaoooo

    • @JustinVargas-qy4tq
      @JustinVargas-qy4tq 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@MarshaePoshhe talking bout backwoods. U can’t put less than 3.5 in a wood.

    • @akeemhudson9769
      @akeemhudson9769 11 месяцев назад +2

      That's only cause Keefe can afford it
      If you coild afford to smoke 2 ounces a day you would prolly be doing the same thing
      When you look at it honestly it's all the same and it's going the same way lol

  • @necessary248
    @necessary248 10 месяцев назад +9167

    "You can get 10 outta that" is crazy asf. That's 28 blunts for me 😅

    • @ARzzzSleepy
      @ARzzzSleepy 10 месяцев назад +228

      They real smoking generals 😂

    • @CactusBrannigan
      @CactusBrannigan 10 месяцев назад +118

      Depends what blunt wraps. Idk how u could only put a gram in a wood and enjoy the taste. Gotta put at least 2-3 in even if I don’t smoke it in one

    • @necessary248
      @necessary248 10 месяцев назад +32

      @@CactusBrannigan I said blunts not woods. And blunts & wraps are 2 different things smart one 🙄🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @davidlabossiere1140
      @davidlabossiere1140 10 месяцев назад +50

      Man's rolling spaghettis over there

    • @SurgeVal-po2uc
      @SurgeVal-po2uc 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@necessary248your dumb he literally just said that. How do you smoke that skimpy ahh blunt that's a twig yu need at least 2 gz a blunt least wood is arnd 3.5+ a wood depending unless yu smoking mini zig zags but not a blunt

  • @WohHappy
    @WohHappy 11 месяцев назад +3786

    “I’m not addicted I can stop whenever I want to.”

    • @mscarlsim8178
      @mscarlsim8178 10 месяцев назад +2

      Lol

    • @rashardevans6701
      @rashardevans6701 10 месяцев назад +3

      Yeeeah 😂😂😂. Me too

    • @cotton_hill
      @cotton_hill 10 месяцев назад

      Whats that gotta do with anything in the video? Stop suckin the fun outta life

    • @heybro6105
      @heybro6105 10 месяцев назад +16

      Don't be a quitter

    • @UnccSnoop
      @UnccSnoop 10 месяцев назад +10

      I can and have multiple times for a job. Smoke responsibly people take care of yourself

  • @KarimHahon
    @KarimHahon 27 дней назад

    Chief is a real G

  • @JM1993951
    @JM1993951 11 месяцев назад +1632

    Snoop out here trying to teach basic math and quantifiability to the next generation. Admirable.

    • @byhisgrace3170
      @byhisgrace3170 11 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @jordanl6776
      @jordanl6776 11 месяцев назад

      Ya both of you dummies failed teaching anything

    • @JM1993951
      @JM1993951 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@prepaidtrash5552 quantifiability - able to be expressed as an amount, quantity, or numerical value : capable of being quantified. The quality or state of being quantifiable.
      Right back at ‘cha, bud. Or if not, just stay off RUclips. It’s clearly not for you.

    • @erendegirmencioglu
      @erendegirmencioglu 11 месяцев назад

      Lol

    • @rileytavares4087
      @rileytavares4087 11 месяцев назад

      That wasn’t basic math! At the end it’s still 2oz you smoking😂

  • @TimApple.
    @TimApple. Год назад +3649

    your assistant rolls 10 blunts and tells yo stoned ass that it's 2 ounces - then he keeps the other ounce for himself

    • @Marcus_shawn
      @Marcus_shawn Год назад +59

      Damn right 😂😂

    • @pooderjefferson6019
      @pooderjefferson6019 Год назад +109

      If you a heavy smoker you know damn well a whole ounce is missing no matter what😂

    • @noneya3757
      @noneya3757 Год назад +13

      I don’t smoke much anymore but a 7 used to fill a Philly!! How you put almost 6 in a BW?

    • @pooderjefferson6019
      @pooderjefferson6019 Год назад +3

      @noneya3757 Grinder, the smaller you get it the more the BW will hold

    • @RyguyMerlnit
      @RyguyMerlnit Год назад +4

      FACTS. Ain't no assistant disappearing with my weed.

  • @SomeGuyXD65
    @SomeGuyXD65 Год назад +1358

    "I'm not addicted, it's not bad for you"
    Snoop himself says thats too much

    • @Biggerbillionaire
      @Biggerbillionaire 11 месяцев назад +3

      It’s sad

    • @kam0438
      @kam0438 11 месяцев назад +16

      he didn’t say it was too much. he said he could have double the blunts from that lol. he would be smoking the same amount

    • @LazarusOasis
      @LazarusOasis 11 месяцев назад +9

      He's saying hes wasting it and not even getting a buzz from it. If you're smoking 2 oz TO YOURSELF in 5 blunts (1/8 a GRAM IS ONE BLUNT) you literally are smoking it wrong and getting the walls high for no reason 😂

    • @PychPmp
      @PychPmp 11 месяцев назад +1

      Its fr npt bad for u tho

    • @mikemorales3489
      @mikemorales3489 11 месяцев назад

      His name is chief keef tho 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @user-ku7zt6ij2r
    @user-ku7zt6ij2r 6 месяцев назад

    What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise.