Kitten: He beated one chaos god and the emperor on a game of wits. He excells at politics. Top physical ability. Diciplinated, loyal and knowledgeable AF. Best tittle and name ever made. Fury againts the TAU
I am waiting for the comment section to be filled with TTS and Captain-General that goes by the name Kitten jokes. Also, Kitten hatred for the Tau is also he's remembering love to he's Tau girlfriend.
Without giving too much away, a Custodian comments on the Primaris Marine vs the original Astartes: he says they’re tougher, but they are still no match for a Custodian. There’s a particular scene that reveals this.
@@michaelspears5121 To add on to this for others without spoilers: less than 5 Custodes just reamed through dozens of mixed Primaris/Astartes. Custodes are larger than Primaris. Their creation is easily an order of magnitude more advanced than even the Primaris (imagine if Cawl figured out how to create Custodes and spent the last 10k years doing that...). Their armor and weapons are still superior. They perceive and move faster than Primaris. Custodes are far closer to Primarchs than they are to Primaris, in terms of combat ability.
Go to chapter master Valraks channel and you will find about their tactics, weapons and all, he explained it as in game Eternal Crusade and his explanation is spot on
Wouldn't it be kind of crazy if that super captain-general that the emperor trusted so much ended up being Cypher? He just put on the hood and the Dark Angels bullshit to keep people guessing.
A spacehulk is a series of ships and other debries warped together during countless years - traveling the warp randomly jumping back into space and into systems.. a battlebarg is ship that is usually captained by Space Marines - most of the time being their flagship .... completely different thing...
Most definitely give it a watch, but before that try to check the "basics", so (two years later) you know or least have heard main points of the lore. I suggest you give the Arch Warhammer channel a watch. Watch his lore videos and you have the basics needed to understand most of the nuances and inside jokes in TTS series and hence can enjoy its on the fullest. :D Also you are then really lucky, cause by then Kitten has probably got back from Mars and you dont have to wait for the new episodes of hyped main plot to be published like rest of us have to.
It would be cool to just see if the custodes came into our 3D and in 2020 to challenge all our military what do you guys think would happen could we take em I don't it but who knows
QUESTION QUESTION PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION: so it took Games Workshop 30 years to bring back Roubute Guilliman how much longer do you guys think until we get another loyalist Primarch released
Never unless he is blue. In all honesty the chances for leman Russ to return arnt the worst as he is confirmed alive same with Corvus Corax we even know where he is and what he is doing.
So killing 12 relic heros of humanity and were also considered as the closest adviser to the emperor is something they consider a peaceful way of asking an audience?? This is why eldar deserved to be murder fucked by slanesh over and over again Also wtf from what I've heard a single custody once stood even his head was crushed and only a single glareful eye remains he still kicking and moving yet this eldar managed to kill 12 in an instant? Yeah I agree to any dude who says that this is utter bullshit
So basically, they barely matched the authority of a high lord of tera. Glorified body guards unable to act unless the palace was attacked and forced to take orders from Inquisitors. Not at all as cool as grey knights.
Technically they can tell an inquisitor get fucked, they take their orders only from the Emperor. Valoris reluctantly took the position as a high lord to ensure the right action was taken on a certain matter, prior to that they were above the politics of the imperium. Totally different to the grey knights, both are very very cool
Has there ever been a custodian that hasn’t had a massive fuck-off ego? I swear to god, I get that they were the first Warriors with the emperor etc etc but like Jesus Christ they even shit talk primarchs and act like even the most base custodes are better than somebody like guilliman. They would be so much cooler if they didn’t think so fuckin highly of themselves stg
They are better than Girlyman, hell all but fulgrim are better than the Smurf himself, I mean each custodian was Hand crafted by the emperor long before the primarchs were yeeted. They aren't Astartes, hell they sure aren't primarchs but Constantin definitely was better than most of the primarchs
@@jordanbolen2020 idc how hand crafted a tool is. It’s still a tool. You’re telling me constantin (the metaphorical “tool” crafted and perfected by the emperor, is better than a living breathing piece of the emperors own soul? You’re comparing a creation, to a shard of its fucking creator. The primarchs mirror the emperor in personality, ability, willpower, etc. they are literal pieces of him made manifest, and ALSO perfectly, painstakingly crafted, JUST LIKE THE CUSTODES. If both primarch and custodian are on equal footing in terms of “perfect creation made perfectly by the emperor, gene tailored” and so on and so forth, yes? If that’s correct, then how can it be possible that the custodians are superior to primarchs, when they are ESSENTIALLY THE SAME THING, only primarchs have a LITERAL PIECE OF THE EMPERORS SOUL/PERSONALITY HARD CODED INTO THEIR DNA. Like…memes fucking aside, stupid guilliman hate aside, he’s 10 foot tall PLUS, the greatest tactician and strategist to ever live aside from the emperor himself, one of the most skilled Martial fighters to ever exist (barring other primarchs obv, and big E). In WHAT WORLD does a custodian win in this fight. I don’t care what their lore feats are, lmao. As perfectly crafted as they are, so are the primarchs. The custodians should essentially be treated like younger brothers, as the circumstances of their creation is similar, but primarchs having a literal piece of Big E built into them should 100% put them over as “superior”.
There is a list of Primarchs that have gotten bodied by their brothers mind you, primarchs are not equal, each and every one of them stands in the shadow of another, and yes I would rather have 5 custodians than Girlyman Corvus Fulgrim or any other Primarch besides vulkan or Ferrus
? My wife wants to know why woman aren't made into Astartes ? The SoB's, as she dubs them, can be, and in her army, are, in extreme, formidable. But, if, she can elevate them to the level of Astartes, standard or (preferably) Primus, they would be boss. Granted, she has a bad ass army using models from Raging Heros, but this would make her unbearable. Please give us (me) a good answer that will keep her ego in check. The gene seed just not working in woman isn't going to cut it. Or hasn't sofar from me, I'm just labeled Sexist.
@@lostbutfreesoul I certainly hoping you're talking about them and not me :) Look, I understand that when it was made it was predominately young men that were playing it. She knows that to. What I think she wants is someone, other then me, to give a reason based in the lore for it. My info, according to her, is bias.
@Aaron B holy shit, if she only knew. I'd hear an earful! "Bla bla bla, you and all your Sexist bubbies can blow each other!". No, I think I'll edit this. She's an awesome woman, a bit strong willed and stubborn at times though. I get the Emperor would of known the strength of woman, how they are more organized, follow orders better, have a higher threshold for pain, how they don't scare as easily (not sure where she came up with all these, so called facts, but...), if I was a total dick (as she sometimes claims) I'd punch her in the gut to test her "thershold" and tell her to shut her mouth or I'll do it again to see how easily she scares, and how well she is at following orders! Best and worse thing I ever did was introduce her to WH40k. She's meticulous, devious, insightfully, spontaneous, and (though it grinds my gears to admit it) quite an accomplished and lauded player in our circle of friends and associates. And a pain in the ass when she wants her own way. Thanks for the comments.
Izzo 1220 , Your reply informs me that you are educated on this matter but in case others reading this are not.... Unfortunately, thanks to a marketing ploy in the 1960's, we ended up with the concept of 'gender specific' toys. Game Workshop simply listened to marketing firms that told them they had to gear their toys towards males if they ever wanted to turn a profit. As the lore exists only to sell additional models, just like 90's cartoons existed to sell plastic toys to kids, it isn't surprising that it mirrors what marketing was telling them: If you want to make money, you have to make the boys imagine themselves as these Space Marines.... Even the 'make your own chapter' rules are there to sell this concept. On that note, I would encourage your wife to take the initiative and find as many female compatible models that she can. These could even be self designed and 3D-printed, sure some will complain cause they lack the 'game workshop' stamp but most are impressed with the skill of the community. Then it is a simple matter to state they are a secretive daughter chapter of whatever faction she plays, as per the rules allowing for such, who have successfully taken in female candidates for any number of plausible reasons. The only way to change the lore is to show people the alternative.
@Aaron B , Such strong a reply, do you feel threatened by others enjoying a game differently then you do? As long as Izzo 1220's wife is enjoying herself, playing with her toy soldiers, then that is all that matters....
OneMindSyndicate: **talks about captain generals of the custodes and doesn't refer kitten**
Kitten: Am I a joke to you?
Kitten: He beated one chaos god and the emperor on a game of wits. He excells at politics. Top physical ability. Diciplinated, loyal and knowledgeable AF. Best tittle and name ever made. Fury againts the TAU
By fury against the tau you mean Furious thrusting against a tau
@@lootboxplayer7555
Or he's hatred to remember he's Tau girlfriend.
@@lootboxplayer7555 he made shadow suns for head hurt.
Don't forget that he own Magnus soul right now plus is a pro at binary code rap battle
And his lovely singing voice
So about you with shadow su-
Kitten: *THIS IS NOT F******** *CANNON!!!*
lockwarden: do not deny your past, accept it and learn from it B)
Shadowsun: YES! IT'S NOT CANON!
Ahh yes, the only Custodes that wears his armor.
@Logan Kenoras I summon *PROHIBITION HAMMER*
the only _Companion._
@Logan Kenoras... But... But... BUT... IT HAS YET TO BE GIVEN WHAT HAS BEEN PROMISED!
I am waiting for the comment section to be filled with TTS and Captain-General that goes by the name Kitten jokes.
Also, Kitten hatred for the Tau is also he's remembering love to he's Tau girlfriend.
My abs quiver with delight
*[aroused snickering]*
what?
My thermic reactor is P-U-L-S-A-T-I-N-G with energy!
I summon *prohibition hamer*
Beep!
SKITARI, I want to enter your temple!
THIS IS MAKING ME HARDER THAN TERMINATOR ARMOR
You forgot to mention his most powerful weapon. "Wind up kitten"
You mean kitten oh he is on a trapip to form mars to some where now
"My buttocks are quivering in excitement!!!"
Victory for the CAPTAIN GENERAL!!
Kitten is really good at yugioh
I thing you mean Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker
Let's be honest, who here would love for GW to make a Kitten model?
Everyone, even those that only know hi as a meme
@@OneMindSyndicate He shall join the ranks of Sly Marbo and Da Red Gobbo.
@@ShadowVulcan YES! YES! YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irony...Shadowsun left Kitten for the greater good.
Without Shadowsun leaving Kitten, would Kitten have ever added a TTS to the throne?
The theories that matter
are the custodes still stronger than the primaris marines?
Yes sir
The psycho-conditioning, training,training age and genetic legacy of the custodes is still far superior to space marines with a couple added glands .
Without giving too much away, a Custodian comments on the Primaris Marine vs the original Astartes: he says they’re tougher, but they are still no match for a Custodian. There’s a particular scene that reveals this.
@@michaelspears5121 To add on to this for others without spoilers: less than 5 Custodes just reamed through dozens of mixed Primaris/Astartes. Custodes are larger than Primaris. Their creation is easily an order of magnitude more advanced than even the Primaris (imagine if Cawl figured out how to create Custodes and spent the last 10k years doing that...). Their armor and weapons are still superior. They perceive and move faster than Primaris.
Custodes are far closer to Primarchs than they are to Primaris, in terms of combat ability.
Kitten Lives **Stomp Stomp**
HUGS!
That battle against harlequins is less cannon than TTS
Where's kitten? Isn't his actions 10x surprisingly good compared to valdor?
Only thing that come up in my mind is
Cap-Gen Kitten. 😂
Kitten at 0:37
An Adeptus Custodes in Terminator Armor??? 😳
Savage!!!
300 spartans with shiny gold armor
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I'm a simple man, I see little kitten I click
How could you forget about the greatest Captain-General of all time? *KITTEN INTENSIFIES*
We know how powerful Kitten is
Kitten is more a father than a war master
Well we did vote him to be named as Step-father of Imperium in last episode, so his kinda both.
Kitten!
And the 3 others
@@lootboxplayer7555 the stripettes I believe they were called at one point
Kittens Act of Diplomacy was beautiful to see.
Text-To-Speech:
ruclips.net/video/9qi3Evua2Cs/видео.html
Valdor is with Russ purging in the eye of terror.
Suggestion: assault and devistator marines. The training they have and how their equipment works.
Go to chapter master Valraks channel and you will find about their tactics, weapons and all, he explained it as in game Eternal Crusade and his explanation is spot on
@@RADINNS I would but I dont like the way his videos are and I dont like to listen to his voice. His videos are just not my cup of tea.
@@mask9306 understandable
Yeah the custodes have turned up : yeah are prayers have been answered
see grey knights also turn up :scratch that it was nice knowing you
Just began to watch but admit I came here for Kitten
thats all we need
@@OneMindSyndicate Honestly if GW did some the custodes from TTS I bet would sell well, I for one would buy a Santodes, Kitten and the 3 oilman
Golden banana men video?
Thank you very much
Wouldn't it be kind of crazy if that super captain-general that the emperor trusted so much ended up being Cypher? He just put on the hood and the Dark Angels bullshit to keep people guessing.
ALL HAIL TO CAPTAIN GENERAL!!!!!!!!
Have you guys done vids on battlebarges and spacehulk and the difference. What is Konrad's boat named? Nightfall?
Not one that I can think of
A spacehulk is a series of ships and other debries warped together during countless years - traveling the warp randomly jumping back into space and into systems.. a battlebarg is ship that is usually captained by Space Marines - most of the time being their flagship .... completely different thing...
I'm new to 40k so forgive me for asking for an explanation about thus 'Kitten' thing :)
There’s a 40k parody called if the emperor had a text to speech device. Give it a listen to cause it’s no fun if I spoil it
Most definitely give it a watch, but before that try to check the "basics", so (two years later) you know or least have heard main points of the lore. I suggest you give the Arch Warhammer channel a watch. Watch his lore videos and you have the basics needed to understand most of the nuances and inside jokes in TTS series and hence can enjoy its on the fullest. :D Also you are then really lucky, cause by then Kitten has probably got back from Mars and you dont have to wait for the new episodes of hyped main plot to be published like rest of us have to.
The custodes of the great crusade genetic masterpieces never to be recreated
Yeah ...they got to me too ...all hail Kitten !
It would be cool to just see if the custodes came into our 3D and in 2020 to challenge all our military what do you guys think would happen could we take em I don't it but who knows
Kitten literally beat Tzeench at Yugi-oh and didn’t even get a shoutout
so how does the primaris stack up against custodes?
TTS is cannon.
Yes in the world of TTS
The best cannon.
QUESTION QUESTION PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION: so it took Games Workshop 30 years to bring back Roubute Guilliman how much longer do you guys think until we get another loyalist Primarch released
Never unless he is blue.
In all honesty the chances for leman Russ to return arnt the worst as he is confirmed alive same with Corvus Corax we even know where he is and what he is doing.
I don't know but I hope the salamanders found the left artifacts and be Worthy of vulkan leadership.
There's a video about the that eldar incursion in Holy Terra??
So killing 12 relic heros of humanity and were also considered as the closest adviser to the emperor is something they consider a peaceful way of asking an audience?? This is why eldar deserved to be murder fucked by slanesh over and over again
Also wtf from what I've heard a single custody once stood even his head was crushed and only a single glareful eye remains he still kicking and moving yet this eldar managed to kill 12 in an instant? Yeah I agree to any dude who says that this is utter bullshit
He's just reading out the wiki article about valoris word for word lol.
KITTEN!
Someone clue me into the Kitten Joke? Please!
James Mrazek kitten is the nickname given to the Captain General in BruvaAlfabusa’s series “If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device”
So basically, they barely matched the authority of a high lord of tera. Glorified body guards unable to act unless the palace was attacked and forced to take orders from Inquisitors. Not at all as cool as grey knights.
Technically they can tell an inquisitor get fucked, they take their orders only from the Emperor. Valoris reluctantly took the position as a high lord to ensure the right action was taken on a certain matter, prior to that they were above the politics of the imperium. Totally different to the grey knights, both are very very cool
Chapter master of the legion of the damned????
Imma say it , Kitten should be canon.
No... he is canon.
Kitten?¿
So all those soldiers had to be killed because they fought chaos?
Yup and thats not even the worst thing the grey knights have had to do
Hmmmmm mmmmm......Marsie Boiii's !!.
Captains General*
Did you just read the wiki word for word?
Mmmyesssss.....
Le gi yo
First like and comment. For the first time ever
Engagement
How do you know these things about me
Hmmmm little kitten~
We WANT KITTEN
Has there ever been a custodian that hasn’t had a massive fuck-off ego? I swear to god, I get that they were the first Warriors with the emperor etc etc but like Jesus Christ they even shit talk primarchs and act like even the most base custodes are better than somebody like guilliman. They would be so much cooler if they didn’t think so fuckin highly of themselves stg
They are better than Girlyman, hell all but fulgrim are better than the Smurf himself, I mean each custodian was Hand crafted by the emperor long before the primarchs were yeeted. They aren't Astartes, hell they sure aren't primarchs but Constantin definitely was better than most of the primarchs
@@jordanbolen2020 idc how hand crafted a tool is. It’s still a tool. You’re telling me constantin (the metaphorical “tool” crafted and perfected by the emperor, is better than a living breathing piece of the emperors own soul? You’re comparing a creation, to a shard of its fucking creator. The primarchs mirror the emperor in personality, ability, willpower, etc. they are literal pieces of him made manifest, and ALSO perfectly, painstakingly crafted, JUST LIKE THE CUSTODES. If both primarch and custodian are on equal footing in terms of “perfect creation made perfectly by the emperor, gene tailored” and so on and so forth, yes? If that’s correct, then how can it be possible that the custodians are superior to primarchs, when they are ESSENTIALLY THE SAME THING, only primarchs have a LITERAL PIECE OF THE EMPERORS SOUL/PERSONALITY HARD CODED INTO THEIR DNA. Like…memes fucking aside, stupid guilliman hate aside, he’s 10 foot tall PLUS, the greatest tactician and strategist to ever live aside from the emperor himself, one of the most skilled Martial fighters to ever exist (barring other primarchs obv, and big E). In WHAT WORLD does a custodian win in this fight. I don’t care what their lore feats are, lmao. As perfectly crafted as they are, so are the primarchs. The custodians should essentially be treated like younger brothers, as the circumstances of their creation is similar, but primarchs having a literal piece of Big E built into them should 100% put them over as “superior”.
There is a list of Primarchs that have gotten bodied by their brothers mind you, primarchs are not equal, each and every one of them stands in the shadow of another, and yes I would rather have 5 custodians than Girlyman Corvus Fulgrim or any other Primarch besides vulkan or Ferrus
And The Lion is leagues above Girlyman in terms of Tactics and Martial prowess hell, and the Lion is better than the emperor in that aspect
And girly man would still be bodied by Vulkan with his bare hands, all primarchs are second to Vulkan in size and sheer brute strength
I hate this Story of the Harlequins
? My wife wants to know why woman aren't made into Astartes ? The SoB's, as she dubs them, can be, and in her army, are, in extreme, formidable. But, if, she can elevate them to the level of Astartes, standard or (preferably) Primus, they would be boss.
Granted, she has a bad ass army using models from Raging Heros, but this would make her unbearable. Please give us (me) a good answer that will keep her ego in check. The gene seed just not working in woman isn't going to cut it. Or hasn't sofar from me, I'm just labeled Sexist.
I recommend googling Game Workshop and misogyny....
@@lostbutfreesoul I certainly hoping you're talking about them and not me :) Look, I understand that when it was made it was predominately young men that were playing it. She knows that to. What I think she wants is someone, other then me, to give a reason based in the lore for it.
My info, according to her, is bias.
@Aaron B holy shit, if she only knew. I'd hear an earful! "Bla bla bla, you and all your Sexist bubbies can blow each other!". No, I think I'll edit this. She's an awesome woman, a bit strong willed and stubborn at times though. I get the Emperor would of known the strength of woman, how they are more organized, follow orders better, have a higher threshold for pain, how they don't scare as easily (not sure where she came up with all these, so called facts, but...), if I was a total dick (as she sometimes claims) I'd punch her in the gut to test her "thershold" and tell her to shut her mouth or I'll do it again to see how easily she scares, and how well she is at following orders! Best and worse thing I ever did was introduce her to WH40k. She's meticulous, devious, insightfully, spontaneous, and (though it grinds my gears to admit it) quite an accomplished and lauded player in our circle of friends and associates. And a pain in the ass when she wants her own way. Thanks for the comments.
Izzo 1220 ,
Your reply informs me that you are educated on this matter but in case others reading this are not....
Unfortunately, thanks to a marketing ploy in the 1960's, we ended up with the concept of 'gender specific' toys. Game Workshop simply listened to marketing firms that told them they had to gear their toys towards males if they ever wanted to turn a profit. As the lore exists only to sell additional models, just like 90's cartoons existed to sell plastic toys to kids, it isn't surprising that it mirrors what marketing was telling them: If you want to make money, you have to make the boys imagine themselves as these Space Marines....
Even the 'make your own chapter' rules are there to sell this concept.
On that note, I would encourage your wife to take the initiative and find as many female compatible models that she can. These could even be self designed and 3D-printed, sure some will complain cause they lack the 'game workshop' stamp but most are impressed with the skill of the community. Then it is a simple matter to state they are a secretive daughter chapter of whatever faction she plays, as per the rules allowing for such, who have successfully taken in female candidates for any number of plausible reasons.
The only way to change the lore is to show people the alternative.
@Aaron B ,
Such strong a reply, do you feel threatened by others enjoying a game differently then you do?
As long as Izzo 1220's wife is enjoying herself, playing with her toy soldiers, then that is all that matters....
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