"He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals."
The only explainable reason David got Christmas presents was that Santa himself was so terrified of David, so petrified by his behavior, that the only thing he could do was give David presents rather than seeing the terror he would unleash on the world if David didn’t get presents.
@@MomoALTA well if davids causing 9/11 AND the holocaust theres gonna be way more people giving david a "timeout" "am sorry" aint gonna slide with them either
As a kid I feared David and I never understood the reason for making this character because I think it just reinforces children's bad behaviour. I still don't get it as an adult.
When my class read these books as kids, we all kind of saw him as relatable to ourselves or to our classmates. I remember a time that David did something and the whole class went "Yeah that's just like ____!" The teacher would ask us how we felt whenever david did something wrong and it didn't encourage us to do bad things, if anything we looked down at him 😭. We weren't scared of him,we just thought he was kind of dumb.
And whats worse, David is based on the author. David isn't just a boogeyman that haunts our nightmares, he haunts the streets in irl! He is out there writing tell all books detailing his war crimes. We have hunt David Shannon and make him pay for his crimes! Also he out of every author I have ever read has given me the most nightmares, I have read Coraline, goosebumps and scary stories to tell in the dark, hunger games, Fahrenheit 451, pinnocchio, etc but the most scariest book I have read is Stripes written by David himself. The last few pages are horrifying!!! All coming out of David's twisted minds!
I'm sorry for bringing this up but seeing this triggers me. IRL stands for in real life so when you say in irl you're saying in in real life. Its like saying ATM machine but the M in ATM stands for machine.
I always felt bad for David as a kid reading the book, probably has an abusive father or something. I had no idea how deep this went, he’s a monster. Undeserving of sympathy
Beware the menace. Beware the terror. A monster so horrifying, that even his name causes all to trembles in fear. He. Is. David... But the nostalgia in those books. =)
I remember “No David!” as a kid. He was shown to me and my class in school as an example of everything we shouldn’t be. We were always disgusted by David. He was just made a gross way to teach us to never do the things he does by showing how disgusting it looks.
My little cousin is literally like david and my moms scold me for saying that’s not good, like its just disgusting how you cannot educate a child properly, my aunt was literally a daycare teacher.I’ve lost faith on my family.
People always talk about how great homelander is as a villain and a character but nobody EVER payed attention to this sneaky little demon................. *David*
My name is David and this was my favorite book, its crazy seeing all the goofy ahh stuff the name David is associated with now, but hey, what am I gonna do?😊
Nah, bro. Make him goes to jail, and then the teachers tell to the children that if they didnt learn their lessons, they will be like David. There is many chance, but youll never know when it will be your last. >:)
@@Gamer_Dynamite69 I always remembered that book because the main character's name was very similar to mine, off by two letters (the main character is named Camilla, my real name is Milla)
I like that David's just bad for the sake of being bad. He doesn't have any goals or motivations. He's just here to cause trouble because he can and feels like it. It really adds a whole new sense of depth to his character that not every kid can understand from a young age at first, but as they get older, they start to understand the kind of manipulative, malevolent monster he truly is. I certainly never understood as a kid. The most I ever got out of these book was that he could have been based off the author, David Shannon, as a child. Pretty deep stuff for a kids book.
I had this book as a kid. I had nightmares that David would chew up my legos. You can imagine my horror when I woke up to find chewed legos on my bedroom floor. I later discovered that it was my dog.
The book No, David! is based on true horror events based on the horrifying acts of David Shannon when he was a child. David grew up a menace to society, lying about everything, cutting lines at lunch, and way more terrifying acts. When David turned age 13 he committed genocide and when interviewed by police David terrifying says "Who was gonna stop me?" These words shook police. David later took out a M14 taking the lives for 5 police men. David was sentenced to death row. When sentenced to death row all David did was give a sinister smile. 4 years later David survived execution and escaped prison then went on to be the most infamous villains in history.
I remember as a kid reading the one where he does some bad things and then it cuts to his birthday party where no one showed up, and I didn't feel sorry for him in the slightest.
His mother, kneeling in pain on the ground, looks up to her son and sees his cold, evil eyes. She cries out to him, say “D-David…You didn’t have to do that…To all those people…To me…” David simply stared at her, then revealing a menacing grin. All he said to her was a whisper…and all he said was “…Sorry, Mommy, but it wasn’t my fault…”
As a man named David when the teacher read this book to the class I was HUMILIATED and DISRESPECTED by the whole class and when I would check it out at the library I would get bad ideas from the book that I would consider doing.
I was a menace throughout elementary school, I built a reputation for always getting in trouble with the teacher, my name was always on the bottom of those clip thingys and always had to wait for my mom to have a conversation with the teacher
I remember these books and thinking “this explains some of my friends” when I was a kid. A large number of my friends got away with so much stuff and acted like David without consequences. It baffled me.
I vividly recall getting “No David” from the library as a young child. My mother read it to me and DESPISED it. She told me if I ever acted like that I’d be getting a lot more then just a time out 😂
"Some people can't be dealt with. They can't be bargained with. They don't want your money, your food, your water, they don't want love. Some people just want to see the world burn"
david: puts the dog in a meat grinder mom: why did you do that david: im sorry I was just curious mom: ohh its ok *hugs and give a kiss on the cheek* david: smiles while hugging her mom like a maniac
There was an entitled mother that raised a david, he ended up beating her up when she finally had the guts to tell him to get a job, then she blamed someone else for how she raised her own kid.
David convinces everyone he's a figment of your imagination until he strikes at the most unforseen time to commit the most ungodly crimes that not even the Eclipse could handle
David probably grew up and set fire to an animal shelter while simultaneously setting off bombs in a children's hospital. Then when his wheelchair bound elderly mom confronts him, he says "Sorry mom". Then his Karen mom hugs him while going off on the shelter and hospital for allowing it to happen, before demanding to speak to the manager and CEO.
@@alwaysannoyedforever518 And only David survived. An explosion like that would have killed a man. But David is no man. He is chaos incarnate. His mom lived in blissful ignorance of his deeds. Maybe it was the beer goggles. Maybe it was the trauma and years of physical therapy after the incident a decade ago that broke her. She had convinced herself that David could do no wrong. She always defended him at the court trials, always bailed him out, and this was all she got in return. You get what you pay for. As she smelled her cooking flesh, her nerve endings completely toasted, she mustered all her strength to turn her head and face her son. Hey vision was blurry, but for a moment, for a brief moment, the devil appeared to smile back at her from the flames. If she could move, she'd pray for forgiveness, but she realized that nothing could forgive her for what she brought unto the world. With her final strained gasps, she whispered... "Why, David, why?"
Good thing David didn’t grow up to be a serial killer. Instead, he grew out of it and laughed at his childish behavior. Wanting to entertain kids, he wrote a book. And that is what you read.
I remember this menace from when I was a child, I remember my mother reading these books to me before bed, I remember the nightmare that would follow. My mother thought I liked the books, she thought they helped me sleep. Every night I would lay awake terrified that he would show up at school the next day. When I got older I thought David wasn't real, he couldn't hurt me. Oh how wrong I was. In the summer of 2020 when I was fourteen my mother, who read me those books started teaching third grade. My poor mother was tortured ever day in class by him, he was real. When a man gets a knock on his door and gets shot in the head people think David would be the victim, he's just a kid. No, David is the one who knocks he gets this innocent reputation due to him being a kid. I know the truth I know what he has done. He won't get away with it. I will stop him. If you don't hear from me again I failed David beat me. Now before I begin hunting hide your kids, the world will shake from the coming fight between me and David. Goodbye
Let me tell you the things he does: He tries to get the cookies. He ran into the house looking dirty. He had a bath with water running on the floor. He ran away naked. He got home and played loud music. He played with his food. He talked and yelled while he was eating. He was then forced to go to his room. He jumped up and down on his bed. He refused to put his toys away. He picked his nose. He broke his parents vase. He got sent to the corner crying. His mother tells him to come here and tells him she loves him. That was No David by the way.
Book 2 David Goes to School: Shows up to class late Makes Funny Faces in math class Chews Gum in Class and reads porn in English Forgets to Raise his hand Sexually Harasses a Student in art class Does hardcore Drugs in Science class and trips out and hallucinates a face, a dinosaur & a car Cuts in line at lunch & commits a hate crime aganist black people and indigenous people of America Starts a food fight and a war in Africa Plays after recess Blasts GWAR at the library Has to use the bathroom again (as a way to make another world domination) Vandalizes school property (which shows his world domination plan) Cleans up after it (the only good thing he did in the entire goddamn series which may I remind you was his fault) Gets a star Goes home to plan to overthrow the president Wow the teacher is as much of a doormat as his mom expel him not sentence him to community service
To simplify this, David committed the following: 1x 1st degree murder 1x Assault 1x Disturbance 3x Indecent exposure 5x Vandalism Feel free to correct me
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He is the reason Wikipedia has an entire page dedicated to each and every war crime
No wonder
Seems legit
Fr
He invented them
Nice but do we need she hulk?
"He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals."
Fr
damnit, I was 7 minutes late.
Remember, no Russian
He's a threat to the United States of America, to our way of life, nigh to democracy, law and order itself.
Black ops > modern warfare
The only explainable reason David got Christmas presents was that Santa himself was so terrified of David, so petrified by his behavior, that the only thing he could do was give David presents rather than seeing the terror he would unleash on the world if David didn’t get presents.
This was the most correct reason
He would escape the confines of the book and kill us all
es
Ok
David is the kind of kid to break something and blame it on a imaginary friend
Manny: Hold my knife, bubby.
True he would blame it on his ✌️imaginary✌️ friend
@@mattburrowesdiary of a wimpy kid lol
@mattburrowes I was about to say that god dammit
That actually happened in a certain cartoon from Cartoon Network.
The fact David says he swears because his dad does it, and we NEVER see the dad, this kid truly is fatherless in his life
He's got daddy issues
David secretly killed his father but lied to his mother that he went out to get milk.
@@jasonchiu272 thats how much of a monster he is
6:53
@@jasonchiu272 I can definitely believe in him killing his father & neighbors then eating their corpses.
David deserves a seat at the round table of black air force activity.
He is the offspring of kid buu
Ong
fr
David deserves a better barber that's what he needs
@@Jeff_WeedEater nah bro, David's so bad his hair didn't wanna be near him
"Imagine Homelander. There you go."
"David! What have you done!? You started a nuclear war!"
"I'm sowwry..."
"Aww, I can't stay mad at you."
XD
David: *kills 11 people*
David:I’m sorry
Mom:all is forgiven
*commits 9/11 and the holocaust*
Him: am sorry
Mom: k
@@MomoALTA nah bruh you and david wrong for that
@@MomoALTA well if davids causing 9/11 AND the holocaust theres gonna be way more people giving david a "timeout"
"am sorry" aint gonna slide with them either
@@block827 it’s a joke k
@@block827 ik he would be executed for war crimes
David is the mastermind behind every single tragedy to have ever happened in history
He is the mastermind behind every 51 unbenounced Danganronpa killing game
Who do you think shot hitler?
He's the reverse flash to the entire world why do you think the dinosaurs died from a asteroid naw he committed the dinosaur holocaust by him self
@@sirlundythetoonbint2247 good reference
@@kikor4954 huzzah I have summoned a fellow follower
As a kid I feared David and I never understood the reason for making this character because I think it just reinforces children's bad behaviour. I still don't get it as an adult.
When my class read these books as kids, we all kind of saw him as relatable to ourselves or to our classmates. I remember a time that David did something and the whole class went "Yeah that's just like ____!"
The teacher would ask us how we felt whenever david did something wrong and it didn't encourage us to do bad things, if anything we looked down at him 😭. We weren't scared of him,we just thought he was kind of dumb.
It’s a book about adhd. The author had it and he wrote it about his childhood
And whats worse, David is based on the author. David isn't just a boogeyman that haunts our nightmares, he haunts the streets in irl! He is out there writing tell all books detailing his war crimes. We have hunt David Shannon and make him pay for his crimes! Also he out of every author I have ever read has given me the most nightmares, I have read Coraline, goosebumps and scary stories to tell in the dark, hunger games, Fahrenheit 451, pinnocchio, etc but the most scariest book I have read is Stripes written by David himself. The last few pages are horrifying!!! All coming out of David's twisted minds!
I'm sorry for bringing this up but seeing this triggers me. IRL stands for in real life so when you say in irl you're saying in in real life. Its like saying ATM machine but the M in ATM stands for machine.
Yeah I know, it was a typo@@Firebolt7317
I'm scared at the thought of him being real.
@@Firebolt7317You made me think of that one scene from Spider-Verse. Also, that username and profile picture warm my soul.
wait, you mean a bad case of stripes???? that book gave me reoccurring nightmares for months
Others: "Caillou is the most insufferable child in children's media"
David: *Hold my crayons*
Caillou, manny, and David are three of the four horsemen of the apocalypse
When the forth appears the end of the world is upon us lol
Yep
Also Roy's bedoys
@@BRAKCHAN2007 you found the fourth horseman, THE END IS UPON US
David is literally the physical manifestation of the phrase “some men, just wanna watch the world burn.”
😂😂😂😂😂 on my lunch break and all my coworkers stared at me cause of this comment
He doesn't want peace he wants problems always 😂
after that thought i had another, "WHERE WILL I LIVE AFTER THE WORLD BURNS!?!!?!?"
YES
Knowing David he's probably the main cause of the fire but of course his mom forgives him for settin the whole damn world on fire
David is just the hood version of Caillou
David is the definition of "use a condom"
No.1 reason to not abandon your baby mama
no david's art style was absolutely terrifying as a kid and it still is
Ye tho
It reminds me of those old fairy tales that would end with "and everybody died. The End."
yeah the art style looks so british
I liked the art style
@@JojoThoughts your videos are ass, they have the same quality as that of a SoundCloud rap song
I always felt bad for David as a kid reading the book, probably has an abusive father or something. I had no idea how deep this went, he’s a monster. Undeserving of sympathy
Not the bot breaking out of character 💀
Bot: replies a second time without a link
Everyone here: "Wait, that's illegal"
@@zip7846 top 1 character development moments
I have a autistic brother called david. Acts and looks like him.
Can confirm the abusive father.
@@zip7846 🤣
David is the definition of "he's too powerful to be left alive"
That Ninjago outro was so outta nowhere, shit had me reeling
That was when nostalgia hit me
@@rickastley5578 Same
David never thought before his actions destroying homes,property and animals disturbing the peace just for his amusement.
He thought and he got the outcome he wanted. Saying he doesn't think implies that it was an accident. This was purposeful
He has no rules
No boundaries
I’ll fucking do it again
If david meets manny there will be the end of the universe
@@Sucullentbutter *oh god…*
Teacher reading the story: “David’s a really bad kid isn’t he?”
Us as children: “That’s no kid… that is an uncontrollable force of nature.”
@whaaa t no
Nature? NATURE? DON'T YOU DARE ASSOCIATE HIM WITH OUR PLANET!!
Extraterrestrials such as David cannot be classified as such of nature
@whaaa t shut up
Same I dreaded hearing about this kid during read alouds
I read this book as a kid. I remember me and my friends laughing our asses off this.😂
Beware the menace. Beware the terror. A monster so horrifying, that even his name causes all to trembles in fear.
He. Is. David...
But the nostalgia in those books. =)
"Kids aren't supposed to be cursing, DUMBASS" is my favorite quote in this whole video
Mine was when he was talking about wiping david
That and “this kid is a criminal, a lawbreaker, a swindler, a rogue good for nothing baddie.”
Time Stamp?
Kids aren't supposed curse dumb ass
My favorite part is when David said It's curse'in time and cursed all over the place. Truly a cinematic moment.
I remember “No David!” as a kid. He was shown to me and my class in school as an example of everything we shouldn’t be. We were always disgusted by David. He was just made a gross way to teach us to never do the things he does by showing how disgusting it looks.
Yeah, but it also means you get forgiven easily and still get all that you want.
My little cousin is literally like david and my moms scold me for saying that’s not good, like its just disgusting how you cannot educate a child properly, my aunt was literally a daycare teacher.I’ve lost faith on my family.
@@Shuba-Shuba33 It's like the Diary of a Wimpy Kid family becoming real.
I remember reading this in first grade. The class was laughing for the duration of the class.
@@gamerofgamers1417 oh shit 😔
In elementary school, I got scared of “no David” and used to think years meant how many days until we all turn into davids😂
I remember when my mom read this to me. I only had to listen to 1 book, and he’s a menace.
People always talk about how great homelander is as a villain and a character but nobody EVER payed attention to this sneaky little demon................. *David*
@whaaa t when the bot gives up.
My heart shattered when david said to his mother
"Its davin time" then daved everyone in his home.
Is isn’t just a demon...he’s satan himself
I make videos like degenerocity check em out if y’all don’t mind 😂❤️
David was that kid who made even the school bullies feel uncomfortable when reading his books
David now who grew out of his childish behavior reading this: Bruh. (David is the author)
As the quiet kid I find this book disturbing as well.
I only read one of the books and was horrified.
My name is David and this was my favorite book, its crazy seeing all the goofy ahh stuff the name David is associated with now, but hey, what am I gonna do?😊
Didn't you comment twice?
I used to read these books when I was little and I never thought anything about it but now I do thanks to this dude
"Beat his ass!!"
My mom to me 💀
we should start a petition for a 9th book to be made where david finally learns a goddamn lesson
Nah, bro. Make him goes to jail, and then the teachers tell to the children that if they didnt learn their lessons, they will be like David. There is many chance, but youll never know when it will be your last. >:)
He goes to his black friends house, breaks a vase and gets the shit spanked out of him
@@gryn_iq bro needs to know the hard way
David gets his hand cut off as a compromise or something
That would be the 9th wonder of the world
Imagine being named David and having everyone in Elementary school mess with you because of these books. THAT HAPPENED TO ME.
Bro my names Jesse, and they kept bugging me with that goddamn Disney show theme song, just loudly saying “HEY JESSE” everytime they saw me
@@Joojins poor guy can’t catch a break from the references
@@Joojins that’s a common one I hear too, but I don’t mind it as much
@@jekkijekster I hear that one a lot too, but I don’t mind it much
@@coldcowboy3853 hey jesse it feels like a party every day
7:38 AWOOP JUMP ScAree
0:15 When I saw deji I started laughing 😭😭😭😂 just the way he was expressing his rage
HIM EATING THE DOG TREATS IN FRONT OF HIS DOG THO LMAO 😭😭 truly a force to be reckoned with
1:11
Pay respects to the Doggo
i was hungary
Hshsh sh dy duufurhehe
I WAS HUUNGRY!
David: I was hungry!
What's even more scary is that the author of the book series said that the books were based off things HE did as a child. 😳😳😳
IRL David...
Dear God.
Friendly reminder
He's the same guy that wrote _A Bad Case Of Stripes_
@@TheCouchP0tat0 bro the author is literally named David Shannon
@@momo-chanthegerbil6205 oh...oh that book scarred me for LIFE.
@@Gamer_Dynamite69 I always remembered that book because the main character's name was very similar to mine, off by two letters (the main character is named Camilla, my real name is Milla)
“Smack him out the chair!” Is crazy! Bros a straight menace to society. 😅😂😂😂😂
You make the most beautiful videos I just watched one about school
I like that David's just bad for the sake of being bad. He doesn't have any goals or motivations. He's just here to cause trouble because he can and feels like it. It really adds a whole new sense of depth to his character that not every kid can understand from a young age at first, but as they get older, they start to understand the kind of manipulative, malevolent monster he truly is. I certainly never understood as a kid. The most I ever got out of these book was that he could have been based off the author, David Shannon, as a child.
Pretty deep stuff for a kids book.
I think you meant to say malevolent.
@@godofwar234regi5 Oh, yeah. Whoops. Corrected now.
@@godofwar234regi5 Oh, yeah. Whoops. Corrected now.
@@revolution4122 It's aight. Hope I didn't come across like a grammar nazi.
@@godofwar234regi5 david is prob that but without the grammar
I had this book as a kid. I had nightmares that David would chew up my legos. You can imagine my horror when I woke up to find chewed legos on my bedroom floor. I later discovered that it was my dog.
Gosh morry, I loved you dog. Rip. But SERIOUSLY? Y’all know how expensive legos are?
zad moment 😞😞😞
@@The_Artist_OfficialOk edgy 12 year old
It was me who chewed your legos
Dog was possessed by David
This is the best video I've ever had on my for you page
Step aside Cailou, there's a new brat in town.
The book No, David! is based on true horror events based on the horrifying acts of David Shannon when he was a child. David grew up a menace to society, lying about everything, cutting lines at lunch, and way more terrifying acts. When David turned age 13 he committed genocide and when interviewed by police David terrifying says "Who was gonna stop me?" These words shook police. David later took out a M14 taking the lives for 5 police men. David was sentenced to death row. When sentenced to death row all David did was give a sinister smile. 4 years later David survived execution and escaped prison then went on to be the most infamous villains in history.
Is this actually true?
@@sheriffjohnsom2262 no LMFAO
@@jairouxtv oh thanks
David even stole ishowspeeds words 😭
@@jairouxtv oh thank god
I remember as a kid reading the one where he does some bad things and then it cuts to his birthday party where no one showed up, and I didn't feel sorry for him in the slightest.
Good.
💀
Damn
Bruh I laughed at that
I make videos like degenerocity check em out if y’all don’t mind 😂❤️
As a war criminal from the American-Afghanistan war this sounds like a documentary about me
gotta love the 10/10 singing for the ninjago intro
This is a certified threat to society classic.
ok
fax
@Crack you didn't either
@Crack mad that you didn’t get likes? Poor soul 😢
*ruclips.net/video/mCfYi7634rU/видео.html*
Finally it's here after so long
His mother, kneeling in pain on the ground, looks up to her son and sees his cold, evil eyes. She cries out to him, say
“D-David…You didn’t have to do that…To all those people…To me…”
David simply stared at her, then revealing a menacing grin. All he said to her was a whisper…and all he said was
“…Sorry, Mommy, but it wasn’t my fault…”
Jesus Christ
🤨
@Light Yagami Damn David bout to get Kira’d
"The world...simply...couldn't handle me >:)"
@@blue-cloud-studios "...And now... *There will be no more witnesses.* "
*breaks grandmothers urn*
"NO DAVID"
4:47 same with middle school
David is literally just “I want this world burnin” and I enjoyed every moment of it
He’s the next Caillou
Lmao same
@@mythicplayz5477 Bro what are you talking about?! He walked so Caillou could run!
"Enjoyed every moment"
So did David.
Devil:"All I want to say it's that I'm a huge fan of yours"
As a man named David when the teacher read this book to the class I was HUMILIATED and DISRESPECTED by the whole class and when I would check it out at the library I would get bad ideas from the book that I would consider doing.
Bro was gonna become the irl David
@@yorukaadams940 I escaped kindergarten after the teacher told me to wait for her outside the room so, it was my destiny
He's in your mind, the spirit of David.
We must burn the curse out.
Dude I have the same name as well, but I was complete opposite. I was the most well behaved in my class and always got good grades.
I was a menace throughout elementary school, I built a reputation for always getting in trouble with the teacher, my name was always on the bottom of those clip thingys and always had to wait for my mom to have a conversation with the teacher
Dude, I love your videos. They’re funny and they still make sense. 👍
"And you know what david said"
*Crunching menacingly*
I remember these books and thinking “this explains some of my friends” when I was a kid. A large number of my friends got away with so much stuff and acted like David without consequences. It baffled me.
I have a kid in my class who breaks pencils, rips paper, uncaps markers and worse. He loves being sent home with NO PUNISHMENT.
Modern parenting.
@@Marcaronipasta thats nothing
Same lol
@@Marcaronipasta He'll be the biggest loser ever. Sucks to be him. (Maybe males who act this way have super tiny penises.)
Omg I remember listening to dubs of the No David books
David's mom: I LOVE YOU DAVID
also David:causes 3rd degree war crimes
I vividly recall getting “No David” from the library as a young child. My mother read it to me and DESPISED it. She told me if I ever acted like that I’d be getting a lot more then just a time out 😂
Your mother was a good parent
your name 😭
AW HELL NAH YOUR NAME
Nawwww you would get a full on death sentence!
“He is a man, who can create wars and stop wars, except, he only wants to create the war”
He controls the fight
@@dangerouspie0319 PLOT TWIST:David is actually the one who caused ww1 and 2 and now he’s gonna cause WW3
@@Yoshihelicopter HOW IS THAT A TWIST
bro is THE original cartman
The outro was fire
"Some people can't be dealt with. They can't be bargained with. They don't want your money, your food, your water, they don't want love. Some people just want to see the world burn"
Aye
People who didn't read the books: "Calliou is the most bratty child in children's media history"
David: "hold my crayons and dog treats."
And Manny Heffley is just the next Adolf Hitler
not even the worst bald child
You know, David is based off of the author. Pretty sure he did naughty things as a kid.
I still think the dog hasn't recovered from David eating his treats
Also notice how the two characters are bald? Like, the only bald characters in popular children's books? (Bald child)
It has been a while since I found an actually funny RUclipsr. Keep it up, homeboy.
As a kid, David literally terrorized me😭
I remember reading this book and being terrified of his face. I bet he made himself look like that on purpose just to traumatize me
Those were your survival instincts trying to warn you.
David is the representation of torture, pain, agony, and HELL.
As well as tax collection
You mean those are representation of David
Actually, he is the representation of the naughty things the author did as a child.
@@luckyy3691 LMAO TRUE
He is worse than hell...
I’m convinced that scared beyond straight won’t stop this kid
Bro really made my favorite book as a kid into a video? Epic.
David: *commits a literal genocide*
Also David: Sorreh
His mom: It is ok
"HOMELANDER TYPE BEHAVIOR " CARTMAN LEVELS
Sans Skeleton: Nah mam, that aint gonna work with me.
Bro Could Literally Access The US Nuke Launch Codes And Use It And Still Get Away With It
david: puts the dog in a meat grinder
mom: why did you do that
david: im sorry I was just curious
mom: ohh its ok *hugs and give a kiss on the cheek*
david: smiles while hugging her mom like a maniac
David: *causes 9/11 part 2*
David: sorry.
His mom: It's ok
There was an entitled mother that raised a david, he ended up beating her up when she finally had the guts to tell him to get a job, then she blamed someone else for how she raised her own kid.
Who is she?
@@erenssister.5535 Idk it was a reddit story so it might have been fake.
@@Imbatmn57 There are ton of reddit stories like this. I feel like most of them are just fake to farm karma.
Actually, no. What happened was David grew out of that sh*t and he laughed it and wrote a book about it.
Your poor mother...
This made my day I almost died on this video with the edits
I fear no man, but, that... thing...
It scares me.
-Heavy weapons guy
I remember disliking this book even as a child it felt like it was made for asshole kids that don’t know how to control themselves to feel better.
Engineer gaming
@Khaled Shanshal what the fuck is a horrid Henry?
@@lordkaos31 another book or show about a bri ish kid being an ass
@@lordkaos31 it’s a British book series/tv show, if I can recall
I was fooled into thinking it had a happy ending
David convinces everyone he's a figment of your imagination until he strikes at the most unforseen time to commit the most ungodly crimes that not even the Eclipse could handle
Berserk reference?
@@bimates2690 Right you are 😃
Wow that's really cool😁
I don’t regret it and I will do it again
damn anything but that
The way you said *my dog ate my homework* got me rolling on the ground😭
LMAOOOO! The voice you mocked David with 😂
David is the kind of person to see a cockroach on the foor, ask who’s gonna eat that, then proceed to throw it at his mom
“Imagine homelander… there you go.”
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
I make videos like degenerocity check em out if y’all don’t mind 😂❤️
bro i remember this book now i realize how much of a menace he is
Caillou went crazy
David probably grew up and set fire to an animal shelter while simultaneously setting off bombs in a children's hospital. Then when his wheelchair bound elderly mom confronts him, he says "Sorry mom". Then his Karen mom hugs him while going off on the shelter and hospital for allowing it to happen, before demanding to speak to the manager and CEO.
Who both tragically died in the bombs and fires.
@@alwaysannoyedforever518 And only David survived. An explosion like that would have killed a man. But David is no man. He is chaos incarnate.
His mom lived in blissful ignorance of his deeds. Maybe it was the beer goggles. Maybe it was the trauma and years of physical therapy after the incident a decade ago that broke her. She had convinced herself that David could do no wrong. She always defended him at the court trials, always bailed him out, and this was all she got in return. You get what you pay for.
As she smelled her cooking flesh, her nerve endings completely toasted, she mustered all her strength to turn her head and face her son. Hey vision was blurry, but for a moment, for a brief moment, the devil appeared to smile back at her from the flames. If she could move, she'd pray for forgiveness, but she realized that nothing could forgive her for what she brought unto the world. With her final strained gasps, she whispered...
"Why, David, why?"
@@guano5405 this has no business being this good lmao.
That lil nigga is probably in a max security federal prison by now
That's a pretty 'overexaggerated' way to start it off, lol xD
As a Ninjago enjoyer I got absolutely jumped scared by the ending but it’s good to know you are a man of culture. 🤝
Yes
same here!
An OG
I'll never get sick of Ninjago 💪
@@eridanampora3024 same
Bros an agent of chaos💀
"Pulling an Ak-47..."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was suffocating after hearing that!
Gosh, I remember reading these books when I was a kid. But, looking back, David exhibits all the warning signs of a future serial killer.
Good thing David didn’t grow up to be a serial killer. Instead, he grew out of it and laughed at his childish behavior. Wanting to entertain kids, he wrote a book. And that is what you read.
Now that you mention it, I totally see where you're coming from...
I remember this menace from when I was a child, I remember my mother reading these books to me before bed, I remember the nightmare that would follow. My mother thought I liked the books, she thought they helped me sleep. Every night I would lay awake terrified that he would show up at school the next day. When I got older I thought David wasn't real, he couldn't hurt me. Oh how wrong I was. In the summer of 2020 when I was fourteen my mother, who read me those books started teaching third grade. My poor mother was tortured ever day in class by him, he was real. When a man gets a knock on his door and gets shot in the head people think David would be the victim, he's just a kid. No, David is the one who knocks he gets this innocent reputation due to him being a kid. I know the truth I know what he has done. He won't get away with it. I will stop him. If you don't hear from me again I failed David beat me. Now before I begin hunting hide your kids, the world will shake from the coming fight between me and David. Goodbye
breaking bad reference w
@@joeytaylor7199 Blues Clues reference W
Bruh this man is SPEAKING OUT against David
@HQ no but I can feel his presence. I'm getting near him
🫡
"I fear no man. But that thing...
It scares me."
Y’all got me in the first half 💀
I love how degenerocity could go on and talk about paint drying and people would still watch it
"pain drying"
Both him and KneeCaps have me in like this.
Also apandah
Am I the only one who’s surprised David’s dad stuck around like his behaviour screams fatherlessness
For real tho!! I was so surprised that this mf actually had a father. Cuz if I was his dad, I would’ve left ages ago and stayed tf away
brings back so many memories, im pretty sure i have a signed copy of No, David! somewhere
I remembered reading this book while reading to a little kid, and I thought why this book was so different than all of the other books. 😅
Let me tell you the things he does:
He tries to get the cookies.
He ran into the house looking dirty.
He had a bath with water running on the floor.
He ran away naked.
He got home and played loud music.
He played with his food.
He talked and yelled while he was eating.
He was then forced to go to his room.
He jumped up and down on his bed.
He refused to put his toys away.
He picked his nose.
He broke his parents vase.
He got sent to the corner crying.
His mother tells him to come here and tells him she loves him.
That was No David by the way.
You forgot the Mass Nuclear Genocide in East Asia
Don't forget about The shooting of Washington
@@stupidfemboybastard5513 You also forgot to mention him releasing 728 Black Mambas into a small town in Australia!
You forgot that he executed order 66
Book 2 David Goes to School:
Shows up to class late
Makes Funny Faces in math class
Chews Gum in Class and reads porn in English
Forgets to Raise his hand
Sexually Harasses a Student in art class
Does hardcore Drugs in Science class and trips out and hallucinates a face, a dinosaur & a car
Cuts in line at lunch & commits a hate crime aganist black people and indigenous people of America
Starts a food fight and a war in Africa
Plays after recess
Blasts GWAR at the library
Has to use the bathroom again (as a way to make another world domination)
Vandalizes school property (which shows his world domination plan)
Cleans up after it (the only good thing he did in the entire goddamn series which may I remind you was his fault)
Gets a star
Goes home to plan to overthrow the president
Wow the teacher is as much of a doormat as his mom expel him not sentence him to community service
7:08 a rouge good-for-nothing baddie
*WHAT*
And what does he get for it?
A merry Christmas
Absolutely outrageous
Your video is a pure masterpiece. Keep it up.
David has taught me well
To simplify this, David committed the following:
1x 1st degree murder
1x Assault
1x Disturbance
3x Indecent exposure
5x Vandalism
Feel free to correct me
TIME:
2x life sentence
78 years in state prison
FINE:
1,000$ assault
250$ assault
1,000$ indecent exposure
50,000 mass vandalism
TOTAL FINE:
52,250$
You kinda feel like MOUSAIT, don't you?
he’s a kid he doesn’t know what that is