me hearing java has no lag me how is this possible also me ok now i just join this seed break sand open buried treasure break wood swim mines diamonds at spawn raivne that has like 20 diamonds ahh yes the floor nere is made out of roof
It concerns me that there are still people in the world that are salty about the Glow Squid (not including this commenter. I love the joke @Jacob Heath). Some of us just wanted the Cooler Daniel. Hating on people who don't want the added challenge is just a waste of time, and many people don't see that... Plus, people will get used to it eventually. Like most things people dislike.
@@eduman2106 Yeah, i respect people for voting glow squid unless they did it because of dream, because that's stupid... Dream can never control his fans opinions, yet, he did
This may be weird but I didn't mind cave noises at all as a child but I started to a few months ago and now I'm ok with them again maybe because.... when ur a small child u have no clue what's going on (at least that's what it was like for me)
cave update: iss announced mojang: so what do you want now? me: *inhales* dog armor end update diagonal slabs Aether elytra enchants spear battle axe battle hammer Dog breeds more parrots more birds food update/ cooking update new boss new dungeon dog bed dog treat add all mobs that lost previous votings like inferno magic update biome update nature update sloths penguins miner villagers wizard villagers ruby EDIT: emerald gear EDIT 2: cat beds and armor. EDIT 3: skeleton dog and skeleton cat EDIT 4: equiping elytra on chestplate
Dunno man, distraction dances and ranged attacks should work. But if you mean melee then I suggest hit and run tactics. Just maintain distance in general though
The top three early comments: 1. First 2. I didn’t know so many people could be first guess that makes me second 3. When you do early you can’t think of anything to say
wait.....WHAT? i was so confused like why do you want an end update, 1.9 was a thing but when you told me i just become woke...but nah we need a jungle update. 1.9 is still too recent, which is sad to think that minecraft updates are that slow.
mojang: now that you got what you wanted, whats next? me and the bois whove been thinking about updates for years: thats just the start of a god teir thought
@@Shade45- dude if you have a phone and if it was android go download it from google just write minecraft pe download apk (INSERT VERSION) and thats it thats how i got minecraft pe since 2011 but if it was on computer ( *I AM SORRY MATE YOU HAVE TO DROP THOSE 30 DOLLORS* )
@@theballzeateralternativeac3668 I live in India And 30 DOLLARS HOLY SHIT THAT'S EXPENSIVE HERE IN INDIA Also the last time I downloaded something from Google or any9 I got one shotted by a berry
Everybody: *complaining about glowsquid* Everybody: *talking about caves and cliffs update* Me who wants a update to swamps and jungles: am I a joke to you?
If ya ask me, they should’ve added a different mob, maybe a mini boss like the warden that can be found in the overworld above ground Thar’d make it so much more fun Maybe this one is deaf and feels vibrations in the ground or just sees you. It can tell the difference between players and mobs vibration and the only way to avoid it is to be either 20 blocks away or go from above with blocks, trees, or the elytra. And just like the warden, it can be deterred using snowballs, arrows, and other objects. Since when they hit the ground they make a vibration Deterring items and how effective they are Arrows- Extremely effective Snowballs- Rather effective Dropped items such as heavy pressure plates- Effective Eggs- worse than effective Potions- Doesn’t work at all I’m just saying it would been way cooler than a retextured mob
Marcolo:*useing glow squid for fun* Italien minecrafter:mamma mia marcolo!!! This isent how you use the glow squid. Show him alboto Alborto:*makes glow dye* Alborto:mamma mia!!!!!!!
Now I feel really bad for not listening to my friends when they talked to me about Minecraft in 1st grade Elijah if you’re out there I miss you a lot :(
You missed a picture in Axolotl "No one knows you exist" "YOU'RE MENTIONED IN CODED MESSAGE IN "GRAVITY FALLS" AND SOME OF THEM KNOW YOU" "You get added to Minecraft and now they do" "you get turned into memses for even more attention"
i personally don't like it mainly because adding squidwards all the time will get bland. it needs time without adding anything new or else it will get oversaturated.
You see, the Aether needs to happen. I was a child when the mod players lied and I fell for the Aether’s existence, but now we have the true mod creator working as an inside man as a Mojang Developer! WE WILL WIN, TRULY!
People keep saying the glow squid is just a retextured squid but the concept video showed that it had a mesmerizing mechanic, maybe it can distract drowned or other mobs, or maybe it pulls the player towards it and killing it gives a drop that can be used to make something that distracts mobs.
Never ask:
A woman- her age
A man- his salary
Endermen- why they get mad when you look at them
Plot twist:they are scp 096/the shy guy
Enderman is like woman they dont want to look at them
Endermen are introverts
Lol
@Adam Gharaibeh cool
Mojang : **Creates Mob Vote**
Community : Why don't you just add all three of them?
Mojang : *SILENCE BOOMER*
I like the meme, but in case you didn't know, they are planning on adding ALL of the mobs from mob votes in separate uodates.
@@mareklwhip4590 wait really? :0 so its like, a vote of which gets added first
@@Ultimate_Dadzawa yea pretty much
I know that the vote that introduced the phantom wasn't like that, so this is news to me
me hearing java has no lag me how is this possible also me ok now i just join this seed break sand open buried treasure break wood swim mines diamonds at spawn raivne that has like 20 diamonds ahh yes the floor nere is made out of roof
Facts:
“If 2013’s golden age then 2020 is revolutionary”
2019 was never a golden age. The golden years of my life are 2012, 2013, and 2014.
I made a typo there it was 2013
@@TheHotBlade true
Yea 100%
2020 could be a dissapointment too as mining is more like cave exploring
Everyone: Yay. We got everything we asked for
Netherite horse armour:😪
How about enchanting horse armor
@@Moonstriker2514 Both. Both is good.
@@superhappygamer1162 Road To El Dorado reference
@@Moonstriker2514 Its Interesst... Very Interesst
bruh u got diamond horse armour
I fear no Man.
But that thing...
Minecraft - The Final Update
It scares me
Terraria had it and to be honest it’s not really that bad
@@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 it's for me ;( i Will miss Terraria New updates
Arthurr098 I know, it was very sad, but it’s not the worst thing and the game is still fun and popular and mods make it so replayable.
@@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 hey that's true, but i really want Terraria 1.5 or Terraria Otherworld (Terraria 2)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
good one
When a meme youtuber blurs out a swear word to make it child friendly: You are a good man. Thank you.
No
@@roury5474 yes
@Shoto Todoroki i see you cant chose yes or no just like you couldn't chose red or white XD
2020: Sucks
Game developers: HERE HAVE SOME JELLYBEANS AND BETTER CAVES
How original
Ye
@@MexicanCrusader deez nutz
mexican crusader saying something is unoriginal is unoriginal
@@nobodyasked3937 I know but still
Warden: *exist*
Cave sounds: “Finally a worthy opponent!” “Our battle will be legendary!”
Me: *Gets hero of the village*
The iron golems who did all the work:
**sad golem noises**
... Iron golems: I'm happy that the village is safe and sound
Glow squid : "They say it could never work but my parents showed them wrong"
Normal squid: Daniel
Glow squid: The cooler Daniel
It concerns me that there are still people in the world that are salty about the Glow Squid (not including this commenter. I love the joke @Jacob Heath). Some of us just wanted the Cooler Daniel. Hating on people who don't want the added challenge is just a waste of time, and many people don't see that...
Plus, people will get used to it eventually. Like most things people dislike.
Why everybody like gaming keyboard insted of a gaming squid
@@eduman2106 Yeah, i respect people for voting glow squid
unless they did it because of dream, because that's stupid... Dream can never control his fans opinions, yet, he did
Man, i really wished dream didnt told them to, but welp, now we got a retextured squid that cant even glow
@Arevm Tokeler, everybody hates the phantom but yet they have phantom membranes Wich can "REPAIR ELYTRAS".
Minecraft had 2 good updates in a row
Me an intellectual: Its 17 actually
No update was bad. Yes, 1.9 was controversial, but we're fine with it. Yes, 1.15 was underwhelming, but it didn't do anything bad.
@@ARandomSpace 1.12 was underwhelming for most of the community
Except of course for me and my builder boiiis
Steve: joins the game of Ultimate Smashing
Everyone to 2020: *perhaps I treated you to harshly*
‘Accidentally hitting a zombified pigman’
Me, a long-time player: ‘THAT’S NOT WHAT IT- oh wait’
Dang you adjusted quick its now a zombified pigLIN no longer pigman
7 yo me when I hear cave sound: *Mom come pick me up I'm scared*
21 yo me when I hear cave sound: *Mom come pick me up I'm scared*
@@someLocaltwig
Bruh it's a joke
@@someLocaltwig Ok boomer
@@someLocaltwig What if he's so scared of cave noises that he accurately predicted the future?
This may be weird but I didn't mind cave noises at all as a child but I started to a few months ago and now I'm ok with them again
maybe because....
when ur a small child u have no clue what's going on
(at least that's what it was like for me)
"Don't mine at all"
My favorite part
Among us growing and being the best game: * happiness noise *
Minecraft that confirmed a cave update:Are you sure about that
it isn't the best game, it just has a lot of replay value.
as if a tiny multiplayer indie had any chance of surpassing the highest selling (also indie) game of all time LOL
@Jean I know
Everyone: we got what we want.... NOW LETS HARASS MOJANG TO ADD EVERYTHING EL-
Me: Will you shut up, man??
I just love the elections memes
cave update: iss announced
mojang: so what do you want now?
me: *inhales*
dog armor
end update
diagonal slabs
Aether
elytra enchants
spear
battle axe
battle hammer
Dog breeds
more parrots
more birds
food update/ cooking update
new boss
new dungeon
dog bed
dog treat
add all mobs that lost previous votings like inferno
magic update
biome update
nature update
sloths
penguins
miner villagers
wizard villagers
ruby
EDIT: emerald gear
EDIT 2: cat beds and armor.
EDIT 3: skeleton dog and skeleton cat
EDIT 4: equiping elytra on chestplate
Underrated comment
@Confirmo probaly a stronger armour
@Confirmo Ruby might be used for better sales with villagers as it was always meant to be like that
You can enchant elytras but only with anvils
@@MrPavan86 he's talking about other enchantments like those that could make the elytra faster
Minecraft Community: Talking About Aether Update
Me An Intellectual: *Abandoned mineshaft update*
no their perfect
Person: Minecraft sucks!
Me: sorry I don’t speak wrong.
It's your time to shine, glow squid.
Also have you heard of opinions
I hate you you are a lazy reskin that’s all you are and that’s all you’ll ever be I’d rather the moobloom
me watching the mob update not wanting glow squid but also knowing it is inevitable.
@@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s
have you heard of a joke
Me when I look at an enderman’s eyes:😦
Me when I hear a cave sound:⚰️
Cave update: *gets announced*
Meme channels: “I can milk you”
7:02 hahahahahah i love how they used this template sooo wrong
Beating Warden without Armor
Like that’s ever gonna happen
Dunno man, distraction dances and ranged attacks should work. But if you mean melee then I suggest hit and run tactics. Just maintain distance in general though
@@johnkieth4537 He can one shot you just to remind but I guess it could work
@@johnkieth4537 you can't really run from it that easily he becomes crazy fast when you first attack it. You will need like speed potions to get away
Everyone: we need an end update
Swamps: I r is lone full
Oh no too early for fun comments, even mine is a classic
No one cares
ruclips.net/video/xWtK_rCPZp0/видео.html
The Status Zone stfu self promo
I see you are man of culture as well
salve
Cave update: *comes out*
Everyone: he’s the messiah!
Cave update: I’m not the messiah!
The top three early comments:
1. First
2. I didn’t know so many people could be first guess that makes me second
3. When you do early you can’t think of anything to say
Bg brayn)
Me: enters the nether without gold
Piglins: So you have chosen death.
LOL
Everyone: We want an end update!
Me: But didn't we get an end update recently?
Everyone: That was 5 years ago
Me: Damn I'm old
wait.....WHAT? i was so confused like why do you want an end update, 1.9 was a thing but when you told me i just become woke...but nah we need a jungle update. 1.9 is still too recent, which is sad to think that minecraft updates are that slow.
We need a GOOD End update.
@@blauwbeer556
A lot of biomes need to be updated, I think that they should improve each biome by a bit.
@@technoultimategaming2999 yeah but I can't think of a good addition to the desert.
And I've *still* haven't made it to the extra end place, I'd always miss
7:44
We are still missing the End Update. And in my opinion, the redstone update can be a good addition to the colection.
End update was when the end city came out
Nooo you can't just mix two popular games and make a meme out of it
Memenade: *totem of lying*
The imposter: Snaps your neck
The totem of undying in your off hand: "Bonjor"
@@mareklwhip4590 nice😂😂
10:47 that looks pretty damn cool
2020: sucks
Squids: haha game go brrrr
squids made it worse
@@zi9 +
@@zi9 It didn't make it worse, it just didn't make it better
2:25
Yeah when they said the warden would be able to sense vibrations I immediately thought of Toph as well
I like avatar: the last airbender it’s very unique and has an interesting world
Every single person in the world: 2020 is the worst year ever.
Minecraft: Here this is your cave update.
People: *screaming with happiness at home*
Now we need the Aether Update.
im not, i want the old minecraft, but my minecraft updates automatically...
comes out in the middle of 2021 which translates to *NEVER*
@@spookyqt pretty sure you can do that if you play on PC
blauw beer i dont play on pc....
everyone: END UPDATE!, AETHER UPDATE!
me: void update
Amazing memes sir
Here’s one:
Mistakes make you stronger
Mojang: weke
Like a skeleton
Spookey
Epiko
Like a litteral sardin
Mojang: now we will work at cave and cliffs update
Community:I have an idea in 1.18
Mojang:what is it?
Community:add ruby in 1.18
Mojang: *hires the aether guy mod*
Optifine guy mod: *am i a joke to u?*
the glow squid is just a retextured squid, it doesn’t even give off light
Height limit: is raised to 512 blocks
Me with a diving board: it’s free real estate
mojang: now that you got what you wanted, whats next?
me and the bois whove been thinking about updates for years: thats just the start of a god teir thought
Everyone’s talking about the caves update but what about the *cliffs* part
And most importantly, the potential increase in BUILD LIMIT!!!
@@landlighterfirestar5550
*YES*
@@landlighterfirestar5550 *YES* (DESPITE THE FACT THAT I DON'T HAVE MINECRAFT)
@@Shade45- dude if you have a phone and if it was android go download it from google just write minecraft pe download apk (INSERT VERSION) and thats it thats how i got minecraft pe since 2011 but if it was on computer ( *I AM SORRY MATE YOU HAVE TO DROP THOSE 30 DOLLORS* )
@@theballzeateralternativeac3668 I live in India
And 30 DOLLARS HOLY SHIT THAT'S EXPENSIVE HERE IN INDIA
Also the last time I downloaded something from Google or any9
I got one shotted by a berry
5:55 that could make a fake "died by" message :O
Me: *Clicks fast*
My Phone: Not so fast young man
2:24 Finally, they noticed my girl Toph and her second cousin, the warden!
Everyone crying in a funeral
Everyone crying more
That one kid coming in with the happy music
Obsidian *Crying* we couldn't find glowstone for the respawn anchor *Still Crying Obsidian*
7:57 Screams in horror of spawn campers, a huge ocean cube, and pvp bots
In my future project of crossover:
10 pm british time: (exist)
Spinel: i think that is a good time to groans
“Cave update releases in mid 2021”, yea I wish, now they say even later.
Everyone: we want end update next
Me, an intellectual: farm and end update
Agriculture*
**pets
@@Ultimate_Dadzawa pets already exist
Me: Accidently breaks a fence
My Cows: *i am s p e e d*
Everybody: *complaining about glowsquid*
Everybody: *talking about caves and cliffs update*
Me who wants a update to swamps and jungles: am I a joke to you?
me who wants dog breeds:
._.
@@Ultimate_Dadzawa there are texture packs for that if you want while you wait for the update. if that happens.
Jungles got the panda
If ya ask me, they should’ve added a different mob, maybe a mini boss like the warden that can be found in the overworld above ground
Thar’d make it so much more fun
Maybe this one is deaf and feels vibrations in the ground or just sees you. It can tell the difference between players and mobs vibration and the only way to avoid it is to be either 20 blocks away or go from above with blocks, trees, or the elytra. And just like the warden, it can be deterred using snowballs, arrows, and other objects. Since when they hit the ground they make a vibration
Deterring items and how effective they are
Arrows- Extremely effective
Snowballs- Rather effective
Dropped items such as heavy pressure plates- Effective
Eggs- worse than effective
Potions- Doesn’t work at all
I’m just saying it would been way cooler than a retextured mob
Cliffs: what the hell are you?
Minecraft community: *death*
2:19 look that's me :)
We love juicy memes
ruclips.net/video/xWtK_rCPZp0/видео.html
Ok the last one is pure gold
2:40 that template needs to be used more
Wasp: we don't trade lives bees.
Bees when they sting someone: oh
true true
Me : building a house
Creeper: *Hello there*
Helo there
General Kenobi
1:58 the reason i wouldve voted glow squid was because I dont want more hostiel mobs, and also after seeing the underwater caves i was like: YES
Mojang: Minecraft is Minecraft
Also mojang : *discontineus* *console*
you can get bedrock on console.
cliff updates is really good, with shader it even more great
Memenade: Uploads
Everyone liked that
Why does everyone have fortnite fish skin
My heart.
Relaxing: calm
Exercising: bit faster
When a baby zomby is near phillza:
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mojang: The glow of the glow squid is the same glow of enderman's eyes.
People who voted for glow squid: 👁️👄👁️
time to shit my pants while im swimming and looking for a pet salmon to name jim
People: I need to find real Axolotls
Me: Knowing about them for 2 years
Marcolo:*useing glow squid for fun*
Italien minecrafter:mamma mia marcolo!!! This isent how you use the glow squid. Show him alboto
Alborto:*makes glow dye*
Alborto:mamma mia!!!!!!!
No one ever realises that all the mobs in the vote where retextured
If moobloom was added:
Moobloom
Mooshroom
Cow
I have them all
*Sad brown mooshroom noises*
@@Totally_Bonkers I didn’t add it because it’s also a mushroom type cow
@@seedrid I guess youre right.
lmao the squid was actually looking cool cause he was gonna hipnotize you
Me: kills the zombie: Everyone at the Halloween party 👁👄👁
:Edit thanks for all the likes I've never gotten this many :)
Cyan sus
hahahahahahahahaha
Yes lots of likes
And 1 sub
@@themammoth67 Thank you so much
Now I feel really bad for not listening to my friends when they talked to me about Minecraft in 1st grade
Elijah if you’re out there I miss you a lot :(
Thanks bro u shouldve listen to us
You missed a picture in Axolotl
"No one knows you exist"
"YOU'RE MENTIONED IN CODED MESSAGE IN "GRAVITY FALLS" AND SOME OF THEM KNOW YOU"
"You get added to Minecraft and now they do"
"you get turned into memses for even more attention"
@@mightytreehand if you say so
As a man that lives in the mountains, I’m glad they change the terrain generation of the mountains.
legend says you and grandday are siblings
lmao
ruclips.net/video/xWtK_rCPZp0/видео.html
@@villan7805 dude stop
@@pranavkalyan.s4659 I reported his channel
@@villan7805 stupid 12 yr olds!!
#TTS
Mojang: makes cave update
Everyone: diggy diggy hole
Iceologer would have been the most fitting choice, but honestly I would have voted for moobloom just cuz it’s cute, but I don’t have twitter sooooo
i personally don't like it mainly because adding squidwards all the time will get bland. it needs time without adding anything new or else it will get oversaturated.
You see, the Aether needs to happen. I was a child when the mod players lied and I fell for the Aether’s existence, but now we have the true mod creator working as an inside man as a Mojang Developer! WE WILL WIN, TRULY!
4:27 Is this still just something builders want, or is there actually any proof about this beeing a thing or not?
I once escaped from the trap
Me: Watching this video.
The video: Minecraft players getting what they’ve asked for.
Simply piano ad: Pops up.
People keep saying the glow squid is just a retextured squid but the concept video showed that it had a mesmerizing mechanic, maybe it can distract drowned or other mobs, or maybe it pulls the player towards it and killing it gives a drop that can be used to make something that distracts mobs.
someone: gets a sponsor
everyone: no thats bad do this
big youtuber: gets sponsored
everyone literally: what i never commented that one is bad
Minecraft Memes 41 | Minecraft Caves&Cliffs Edition, because it's almost Minecraft Caves&Cliffs!
Pepole: Youst by adding a skeleton in your meme that dosent mean its funny
Memenade: 8:34
> Pepole
People.
I realized something;
The Minecraft gesture and Japanese Bow mean the same thing:
A polite and Kind way of saying "Nice to be here with you today"
When you release you play on bedrock and get the cave and cliffs update late
: ‘ )
2:19 excuse me, I knew that axolotls existed because Gravity Falls, not Minecraft
No one:
my brain during a test be like: the trusty S L A B
(spongebob reference)
3:28
this was my first minecraft vid about herobrine I ever saw
Unpopular opinion: The Glow Squid is going to be like the Phantom.
A small price to pay for Natural Light
It won't glow tho
,•-•,
I can fix my elytras thanks to thr phantom, so its going to be nice for the advanced game then
It won’t be like the phantom, but it will be practically uselese
POV: you’re happy they actually included the meme from the thumbnail
Me losing the house I picked in a village trying to find it:
😐
“What is the scariest mob to encounter?”
Me, a Minecraft dumby: *baby zombie*
HOW TF ARE THERE ALREADY 100 COMMENTS
*damn all of yall are earlier than early*
me looks for gold to make an golden apple:happy gamer
me realizing all 200 gold ore is copper: sad gamer