Bedroom Weirdness

This is a clip from my feature film B-Movie, due for release in late 2024 🎥
Heather sat nervously in the waiting room of Dr. Lewis’s dental office, flipping through an old magazine but not really seeing the pages. Her mind was elsewhere, tangled up in thoughts of the peculiarities she had been grappling with in her personal life. Specifically, the bedroom weirdness that had become a nightly occurrence with her boyfriend, Mike.
When Tracy, the dentist’s assistant, called her name, Heather took a deep breath and followed her to the examination room. Tracy was friendly and chatty, the kind of person who made you feel comfortable instantly. As Heather settled into the dental chair, Tracy asked her about her day.
Heather hesitated, then blurted out, “Can I tell you something, Tracy? It’s a bit... personal.”
Tracy raised an eyebrow but smiled reassuringly. “Sure, Heather. What’s on your mind?”
Heather sighed. “It’s about my boyfriend, Mike. We’ve been dating for a while now, and everything was great at first. But lately, there’s been some... bedroom weirdness.”
Tracy tilted her head, curiosity piqued. “Bedroom weirdness? That sounds intriguing. Do you want to talk about it?”
Heather nodded, relieved to have someone to confide in. “Yeah, I really do. It started a few months ago. Mike has always been a bit quirky, but this... this is next level. One night, he brought out a pair of maracas. He said they were to set the mood, but it just felt so out of place. I mean, maracas?”
Tracy couldn’t help but chuckle. “Maracas? That’s definitely some bedroom weirdness. What did you do?”
“I tried to go along with it,” Heather admitted. “But it was just the beginning. Next, he started bringing in costumes. Not the fun, sexy kind. We’re talking full-on medieval knight armor and fairy wings. One night, he dressed as a pirate and wanted to role-play a treasure hunt... in the bedroom. The bedroom weirdness keeps escalating.”
Tracy’s eyes widened. “Wow, that is... imaginative. How do you handle it?”
Heather shrugged. “I try to be supportive, but sometimes it’s too much. Last week, he built a fort out of pillows and blankets and insisted we had to solve riddles to ‘enter the sacred chamber.’ I felt like I was on a bizarre game show. It’s just this constant stream of bedroom weirdness.”
Tracy nodded sympathetically. “It sounds exhausting. Have you talked to him about how you feel?”
Heather sighed again. “I’ve tried, but he just gets so excited about these ideas. I don’t want to hurt his feelings. Last night was the final straw, though. He brought out a karaoke machine and wanted to sing love ballads before we... you know. The bedroom weirdness has reached a point where I don’t even know what to expect anymore.”
Tracy put a comforting hand on Heather’s shoulder. “It’s important to communicate your feelings, Heather. If the bedroom weirdness is making you uncomfortable, he needs to know. Relationships are about compromise, after all.”
Heather nodded, feeling a bit better. “You’re right. I just don’t want to seem like I’m not fun or adventurous. But I can’t keep up with the maracas, costumes, and karaoke. It’s too much.”
Tracy smiled. “You’re allowed to set boundaries. Maybe you can find a middle ground where you both feel comfortable. It’s not about stifling his creativity, but about finding a balance that works for both of you.”
Heather smiled back, grateful for Tracy’s understanding. “Thanks, Tracy. I needed to hear that. I’ll talk to Mike tonight. Hopefully, we can tone down the bedroom weirdness to a manageable level.”
As Tracy prepared the dental instruments, she added, “And if all else fails, maybe you can suggest a theme night-once a month instead of every night. That way, you get a break, and he still gets to express his quirky side.”
Heather laughed, feeling a weight lifted off her shoulders. “That’s a great idea. A controlled amount of bedroom weirdness might actually be fun.”
Tracy winked. “Exactly. Now, let’s take a look at those teeth and make sure everything else is in good shape, shall we?”
As Heather opened her mouth for the examination, she felt a sense of relief wash over her. It was comforting to know that even the most peculiar problems could be shared and understood. And with Tracy’s advice, she felt ready to tackle the bedroom weirdness head-on, one maraca at a time.
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