Some say they’ve locked him up and have been feeding him meat til the end of his days, others say they are teaching him photosynthesis and plan to conform him to their salad ways…me? I believe he’s still out there, a salad eater on the run. A fugitive with balsamic in his veins and ranch in his mind. I believe in you Andrew…I believe
I think he's dead on the floor with the roots from several plants embedded into his lifeless corpse. The plants feeding off him till there's nothing of him left.
@@cøle1312 Meanwhile I ate 20 grams of panaeolus cyanescens and felt nothing. Which is equivalent to over 80 grams of dried cubes. Only had minor paralysis in my legs for 12 hours.
I'm dying at the "I refuse to sit here and wait to become a fucking salad." The line was delivered with such impact and power. It wasn't a joke. It was a promise.
Can we just appreciate that this man was sitting in his house eating a salad one day looking at his houseplants and went… *this* *THIS* is a thing. The inner workings of this man’s mind is a madhouse! Genius!
He probably smokes a lot I remember once when I was high talking to my girlfriend about what if plants get made at us when we eat salads she just rolled her eyes
That went on considerably longer than it needed to and yet somehow it’s still not nearly enough. Was cracking up the whole time. You’re a genius! 😂 “I would rather die on my roots than live on my leaves” needs a Golden Globes award.
@@kilisloe3474 At people being ashamed to eat a cow because its a living being but ok to eat plants eventhough their living beings aswell and can suffer pain just like a cow but people dont really care because unlike a cow ,they cant show pain or bleed
@@kilisloe3474 We don't eat our pets even though they're animals too. in fact, pigs are even smarter than dogs. this video is a parody of a speciesist conversation.
I thought succulents were small, cute, and easy to take care of. They may just have the Plant Wave doctrine where they swarm and overwhelm their target through sheer numbers.
Honestly, you're so creative and prolific. Others really strive and struggle to find these cute little ideas and your brain just drops them like they're nothing. Idk how you do it, but out of all the comedians on RUclips, you're one of the most insightful. Thank you for not making everything a sex joke.
Forget by Pablo Suarez Name of the Song in the Video, you all are welcome. Btw, you somehow manage to always choose the right music for your videos which just makes them even better, so respect for that!
Jesus Christ Andrew Rousso you're fucking talented bro. Every video I watch I have to remark how underrated you are. This is top tier entertainment man.
this man brought even plants to life... is there nothing he cannot act?? I literally could feel the Andrew energy and facial expressions as the plant talked...
This is gonna be another one I regularly come back to, along with the post-apocalyptic skit about growing up in the future... and really just all of the skits -- who am I kidding?!? 😂😂
I was 100% ready to see a one-minute video of Andrew eating salad in peace while nothing happens. Occasional cuts to the plants, who can't see or feel anything.
I like that the 'snake plant' makes rattle snake noises at 1:40 . Is that supposed to be an elephant ear plant as well ? Keep eating that salad in front of them. Establish dominance.
It's not an elephant's ear plant, those have big leaves. I think it's a Fittonia species (Mosaic plant or nerve plant). Not sure why it's represented by an elephant..hmm.. the plot thickens.
There are too many favorite skits of you but damn, this is definitely in top 3. Just a constructive criticism, the first half was top tier, second half fell down a little at first but rose back up quickly. Gold!
Please like, comment, and subscribe or my plants will continue to keep me hostage. Their methods are horrendous.
Like we believe it's Andrew writing this. We know the plants have taken control.
Your videos make my day a little better. Thank you ❤️
@@shaunshaunshauntrade No no this is not plant this is Andrew. Warm blood and hair and all... zero photosynthesis.
Goggly Eyed Cactus’s’s are the real enemies
@@AndrewRousso That sounds exactly what a plant would say, that has no clue how humans acctually talk. I'm calling the cops.
Some say they’ve locked him up and have been feeding him meat til the end of his days, others say they are teaching him photosynthesis and plan to conform him to their salad ways…me? I believe he’s still out there, a salad eater on the run. A fugitive with balsamic in his veins and ranch in his mind. I believe in you Andrew…I believe
The lore 😲😲😲
That was.. **wipes away tear** That was beautiful!
Omg this comment is so perfect it could have been written by Andrew himself
You had me at “balsamic....” 😂😂😂😂👏
I think he's dead on the floor with the roots from several plants embedded into his lifeless corpse. The plants feeding off him till there's nothing of him left.
"I gotta stop microdosing" HAD ME DEAD
x.x forreal, rip
As someone who recently tripped off 3g, this is far more accurate than it needs to be. The ferns in my house had me horrified.
@@cøle1312 Meanwhile I ate 20 grams of panaeolus cyanescens and felt nothing. Which is equivalent to over 80 grams of dried cubes. Only had minor paralysis in my legs for 12 hours.
Lol same
Dat Lysergic acid Diethylamide bruh
I'm glad that plants are getting roles now, because they've been severely underrepresented in Hollywood.
Lmfaoooo im cryyyiiinnng.
I applaud you! 🤣🤣🤣
There's a blue-haired liberal peta supporter somewhere taking this very seriously yelling DIVERSITY at the top of their lungs.
true
Cringe
What about The Happening with Marky Mark?
"I would rather die on my roots, than live on my leaves"
- some wise plant (?-2022)
'Tis was not the plant that has died that day
Dude you went defunct in 1997, rising from the grave.
Or in the original Spanish, "Es mejor morir de raíces que vivir en hojas." -General Emiliano Zaplanta.
Wtf that line was raw as heck.
@@Melon-ALL-Free I really hope you know that he was playing on the words of General Emiliano Zapata, a key figure in the Mexican Revolution.
I'm dying at the "I refuse to sit here and wait to become a fucking salad." The line was delivered with such impact and power. It wasn't a joke. It was a promise.
"I would rather die on my roots... Than live on my leaves" - 🤣💀 im dead
It’s funnier knowing that Andrew had to record himself shaking the plants angrily
seeing the outtakes of this shit would be wild.
Andrew probably shook the plants with his toes. Exactly how Tarantino woulda done it 🧐 Superb.
The wind up lolol
The neighbours watching that, wondering if THIS is the moment they need to call the local psych ward
Love the scientifically accurate hissing for the Snake Plant
Was looking for this comment, great attention to detail lol
And the roaring of the cougar plant 😃
That plant with the elephant really stuck with me. Pure primal rage
EXACTLY what I thought 😂
An elephant plant. Boy’s a genius.
"You ain't gotta go there."
"HET STR8 FUCKO!"
Holy shit I lost it 🤣
Can we just appreciate that this man was sitting in his house eating a salad one day looking at his houseplants and went… *this* *THIS* is a thing. The inner workings of this man’s mind is a madhouse! Genius!
He probably smokes a lot I remember once when I was high talking to my girlfriend about what if plants get made at us when we eat salads she just rolled her eyes
R.I.P. BRO IS NOW FERTILIZER. 😢
I love how the plants have the same manic expressive energy as andrew himself. Near indistinguishable were it not for the face.
yes. Andrew's face is getting in the way of the drama.
The cinematography of this film shall define this genre for hundreds of years defining its genre as one of the cornerstones of media
Hehe "corn-r-stones"
I'm amazed how menacing a bobbing plant can be with the right music and a quick zoom. Well done Andrew. A true masterpiece.
"Id rather die on my roots than live on my leaves!" Andrew you crazy bastard!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Oh I’m so sorry, explain it to me; my simple plant brain can’t understand.” 😂
How does one master the confused “wassup..?” so well..
"why don't you check your privileges, you mammal!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How the hell he made plants act and deliver more emotions more than some full paid actors nowadays. I love that.
That went on considerably longer than it needed to and yet somehow it’s still not nearly enough. Was cracking up the whole time. You’re a genius! 😂 “I would rather die on my roots than live on my leaves” needs a Golden Globes award.
Pure brilliance.
Every video!
Who knew jiggling plants could be so freaking hilarious! 😂
Pov: Your plants were finally given the ability to communicate.
weird how we can understand animals to some extent but are ok being hypocrites
@@devvyas6751
hypocrites in what way?
@@kilisloe3474 At people being ashamed to eat a cow because its a living being but ok to eat plants eventhough their living beings aswell and can suffer pain just like a cow but people dont really care because unlike a cow ,they cant show pain or bleed
@@kilisloe3474 We don't eat our pets even though they're animals too. in fact, pigs are even smarter than dogs. this video is a parody of a speciesist conversation.
@@devvyas6751 👉👈 Sir! Do you know about Chinese?
That confused and flabbergasted "wassup?" in the beginning:) oh you beautiful man
Pov: You get a Chicken Burger from MCDONALD'S but you have a pet Chicken.
I have a problem with you calling it a burger. McChicken yes, Chicken sandwich yes. But a chicken burger!? How dare you.
@@TheNameTag valid
A chicken burger. Chicken. Burger. You need to stop microdosing
Chickens are cannibals
Out of all the people doing skits on RUclips, you are the only one that makes me laugh and I don't laugh in real life. True story.
You're a sheep dog. You don't afford to laugh.
The amount of emotion on that one plant was insane lol
Good lord, that was way better than I expected.
I don't know of last time I was laughing so hard, thank you
"You know what? You're starting to look pretty nice too" 🤣
I'd rather to die on my roots than live on my leaves
- House Plant
This sketch was rooted in some dark humor indeed. 🪴🔪😯
"Wassup?"
Gets me in every video.
Dude, I just wanna say, your content and perspective on life gives me joy
I thought succulents were small, cute, and easy to take care of. They may just have the Plant Wave doctrine where they swarm and overwhelm their target through sheer numbers.
dude must've realized that plant would be good for smacking, so he came up with a banger to have an excuse to do it
the little shop of horrors reboot looks freaking sweet
Honestly, you're so creative and prolific. Others really strive and struggle to find these cute little ideas and your brain just drops them like they're nothing. Idk how you do it, but out of all the comedians on RUclips, you're one of the most insightful. Thank you for not making everything a sex joke.
I love the line I would rather die on my roots than live on my leaves. Just hilarious
Your neighbors must think you’re absolutely insane 🤣🤣🤣
The timing in your skits is always absolutely spot on.
How so I hope your not one of those guys who are always having a shit day.
This one is really creative. It was like a whole new world was being built. It's like Star Wars: everything was just new. Hope to see more of this.
Look em straight in the bush while you eat their tomatoes right from the vine
The Mother-in-law's Tongue is the unspoken hero in this production, really steals the scenes.
They also call it 'Snake plant' in some places, that's why it was hissing :)
@@alkisg362 came here to say that!
the plant shakes and camera zooms were spot on for how he does his regular face, I wasn't readyyyyy
Somehow the way you moved your plants was really convincing.
The plant moving back with the gasp at 00:36 was better acted than so many real actors
Everything you've ever done is absolute gold at it's worst and I hope you never stop and get everything good that you deserve.
So that's why the plants started killing everyone in The Happening.
You could make a fricking GoT irl edition with the amount of creativity that you got
Forget by Pablo Suarez
Name of the Song in the Video, you all are welcome.
Btw, you somehow manage to always choose the right music for your videos which just makes them even better, so respect for that!
Thank you
Thank you!!
Thank you
Jesus Christ Andrew Rousso you're fucking talented bro. Every video I watch I have to remark how underrated you are. This is top tier entertainment man.
this man brought even plants to life... is there nothing he cannot act?? I literally could feel the Andrew energy and facial expressions as the plant talked...
You know it's real when the elephants come out of the plants
*"I gotta stop microdosing"* 🤣
Bro, I just instinctually hit the like button as soon as it started. I have not seen a single video from you that wasn't good. Keep it up! 😆👌
Credit where credit is due, you cast a plant as a plant and I respect that.
Lol now the term 'house plant' is problematic 🤣
The way the plants move while talking combined with the music makes this the Caesar of skits!
As long as your salad is not from a plantation it should be in okay
It's amazing how the camera angles give such an accurate representation of the emotion a plant is supposed to be displaying
I gotta stop microdosing I FEEL YAH BRO I've been fighting my houseplants, too 😂
No twist, no subverting expectations. Just pure, simple, passion.
Dear God, you're killing me man. 😂😂
This skit is rooted in betrayal. The dark thoughts stalk me. I'm green with envy. I must ponder my existence, now leaf me be.
I cannot fathom how bored and yet how imaginative you have to be to come up with something like this... Bravo 👏
I would love to be his roommate and come back to Andrew waving house plants around while doing an evil voiceover
i'm convinced now. he can make anything funny. hahaha. thumbs up.=)
The Little Shop of Horrors reboot looks crazy.
“* PLANTS DON’T FEEL PAIN *”
Been watching you for a while and your sense of humor is so off the wall, love it.
This man never misses
i wanna see timmy talk to these plants
I like how he agreed to not eat salads infront of them instead of not eating them at all 😂still needs his vitamins
0:37
This gasp is amazing. Give this plant an Emmy
The depth of story telling this man can do in 2 minutes is ridiculous
...got me paranoid of my plants now...geez man😅
I was expecting the plants to slap them in the face and he give a huge ass bite in it
The music, the acting, the script are all amazing!
This video was way too funny lmao 🤣. Great video like always bruh
1:22 the fucking laugh he held in at this point. 🤣
This hit me just right because I laughed out loud at this.
Reached and surpassed The Happening in 30 seconds. Best existential plant revenge story ever put on film.
bro those vegans eating all the plants we need those to fight global warming
This is gonna be another one I regularly come back to, along with the post-apocalyptic skit about growing up in the future... and really just all of the skits -- who am I kidding?!? 😂😂
As an ethical vegan, this is what my nightmares are like
Andrew how could you!!
Rest In Peace.
I was 100% ready to see a one-minute video of Andrew eating salad in peace while nothing happens. Occasional cuts to the plants, who can't see or feel anything.
I like that the 'snake plant' makes rattle snake noises at 1:40 . Is that supposed to be an elephant ear plant as well ?
Keep eating that salad in front of them. Establish dominance.
It's not an elephant's ear plant, those have big leaves. I think it's a Fittonia species (Mosaic plant or nerve plant). Not sure why it's represented by an elephant..hmm.. the plot thickens.
It’s an elephant plant! You’re spot-on with recognizing his genius. Geesh! (Elephant ear plants are different.)
My favourite part was he dropped the fork then the plant said drop the fork so he did it again. He dropped a fork he already dropped lol
There are too many favorite skits of you but damn, this is definitely in top 3. Just a constructive criticism, the first half was top tier, second half fell down a little at first but rose back up quickly. Gold!
the gasp it makes in 0:38 with confusion and subtle lean back
The amount of storytelling Andrew can do with just one guy, two plants, and good editing is…just world class in my opinion.
Way better plot than The Happening.
Show them who eats the plants in this house 🤣
I can't stress how much I love your comedy man!
You got me wheezing
"I gotta stop microdosing" was delivered perfectly. Had me dead 🤣
A masterpiece
Stay Out of the Basement
but with a twist