when you eat a salad in front of your plants

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @AndrewRousso
    @AndrewRousso  2 года назад +1961

    Please like, comment, and subscribe or my plants will continue to keep me hostage. Their methods are horrendous.

    • @shaunshaunshauntrade
      @shaunshaunshauntrade 2 года назад +139

      Like we believe it's Andrew writing this. We know the plants have taken control.

    • @jayraj7657
      @jayraj7657 2 года назад +30

      Your videos make my day a little better. Thank you ❤️

    • @AndrewRousso
      @AndrewRousso  2 года назад +253

      @@shaunshaunshauntrade No no this is not plant this is Andrew. Warm blood and hair and all... zero photosynthesis.

    • @youtubeisproCCP
      @youtubeisproCCP 2 года назад +13

      Goggly Eyed Cactus’s’s are the real enemies

    • @Malnair
      @Malnair 2 года назад +33

      @@AndrewRousso That sounds exactly what a plant would say, that has no clue how humans acctually talk. I'm calling the cops.

  • @petcopaul
    @petcopaul 2 года назад +4560

    Some say they’ve locked him up and have been feeding him meat til the end of his days, others say they are teaching him photosynthesis and plan to conform him to their salad ways…me? I believe he’s still out there, a salad eater on the run. A fugitive with balsamic in his veins and ranch in his mind. I believe in you Andrew…I believe

    • @Cupboard_Boi
      @Cupboard_Boi 2 года назад +164

      The lore 😲😲😲

    • @crownclowncreations
      @crownclowncreations 2 года назад +185

      That was.. **wipes away tear** That was beautiful!

    • @rensins08
      @rensins08 2 года назад +75

      Omg this comment is so perfect it could have been written by Andrew himself

    • @thenativeson5071
      @thenativeson5071 2 года назад +45

      You had me at “balsamic....” 😂😂😂😂👏

    • @The0Mann
      @The0Mann 2 года назад

      I think he's dead on the floor with the roots from several plants embedded into his lifeless corpse. The plants feeding off him till there's nothing of him left.

  • @Pallaix
    @Pallaix 2 года назад +2334

    "I gotta stop microdosing" HAD ME DEAD

    • @alexanderfleming2453
      @alexanderfleming2453 2 года назад +8

      x.x forreal, rip

    • @cøle1312
      @cøle1312 2 года назад +42

      As someone who recently tripped off 3g, this is far more accurate than it needs to be. The ferns in my house had me horrified.

    • @RNG-999
      @RNG-999 2 года назад +18

      @@cøle1312 Meanwhile I ate 20 grams of panaeolus cyanescens and felt nothing. Which is equivalent to over 80 grams of dried cubes. Only had minor paralysis in my legs for 12 hours.

    • @newerax1009
      @newerax1009 2 года назад

      Lol same

    • @Guaguadeath
      @Guaguadeath 2 года назад +3

      Dat Lysergic acid Diethylamide bruh

  • @shaunshaunshauntrade
    @shaunshaunshauntrade 2 года назад +2649

    I'm glad that plants are getting roles now, because they've been severely underrepresented in Hollywood.

    • @natalieleske8382
      @natalieleske8382 2 года назад +33

      Lmfaoooo im cryyyiiinnng.
      I applaud you! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mavrk.d
      @mavrk.d 2 года назад

      There's a blue-haired liberal peta supporter somewhere taking this very seriously yelling DIVERSITY at the top of their lungs.

    • @franktamburello838
      @franktamburello838 2 года назад +5

      true

    • @hohahohaya
      @hohahohaya 2 года назад +1

      Cringe

    • @karolisbareika8306
      @karolisbareika8306 2 года назад +12

      What about The Happening with Marky Mark?

  • @TSR__
    @TSR__ 2 года назад +1377

    "I would rather die on my roots, than live on my leaves"
    - some wise plant (?-2022)

    • @natvasch6399
      @natvasch6399 2 года назад +22

      'Tis was not the plant that has died that day

    • @kylehurlburt6114
      @kylehurlburt6114 2 года назад

      Dude you went defunct in 1997, rising from the grave.

    • @100nitrog
      @100nitrog 2 года назад +6

      Or in the original Spanish, "Es mejor morir de raíces que vivir en hojas." -General Emiliano Zaplanta.

    • @Melon-ALL-Free
      @Melon-ALL-Free 2 года назад +3

      Wtf that line was raw as heck.

    • @100nitrog
      @100nitrog 2 года назад +1

      @@Melon-ALL-Free I really hope you know that he was playing on the words of General Emiliano Zapata, a key figure in the Mexican Revolution.

  • @ShogunRyuusha
    @ShogunRyuusha 2 года назад +921

    I'm dying at the "I refuse to sit here and wait to become a fucking salad." The line was delivered with such impact and power. It wasn't a joke. It was a promise.

    • @sinchi7741
      @sinchi7741 2 года назад +21

      "I would rather die on my roots... Than live on my leaves" - 🤣💀 im dead

  • @vxarson4749
    @vxarson4749 2 года назад +495

    It’s funnier knowing that Andrew had to record himself shaking the plants angrily

    • @asdfasdf6606
      @asdfasdf6606 2 года назад +24

      seeing the outtakes of this shit would be wild.

    • @K-A5
      @K-A5 2 года назад +14

      Andrew probably shook the plants with his toes. Exactly how Tarantino woulda done it 🧐 Superb.

    • @morganthem
      @morganthem 2 года назад +4

      The wind up lolol

    • @ruthcoetzer4184
      @ruthcoetzer4184 2 года назад +2

      The neighbours watching that, wondering if THIS is the moment they need to call the local psych ward

  • @RadioactiveHomo
    @RadioactiveHomo 2 года назад +152

    Love the scientifically accurate hissing for the Snake Plant

    • @ElAndre21
      @ElAndre21 2 года назад +7

      Was looking for this comment, great attention to detail lol

    • @Xxrasierklinge7
      @Xxrasierklinge7 2 года назад +6

      And the roaring of the cougar plant 😃

  • @jaimebac7728
    @jaimebac7728 2 года назад +322

    That plant with the elephant really stuck with me. Pure primal rage

    • @natvasch6399
      @natvasch6399 2 года назад +10

      EXACTLY what I thought 😂

    • @ambermiyuki7476
      @ambermiyuki7476 2 года назад +7

      An elephant plant. Boy’s a genius.

  • @Laughing_Halibut
    @Laughing_Halibut 2 года назад +182

    "You ain't gotta go there."
    "HET STR8 FUCKO!"
    Holy shit I lost it 🤣

  • @sldenn5303
    @sldenn5303 2 года назад +304

    Can we just appreciate that this man was sitting in his house eating a salad one day looking at his houseplants and went… *this* *THIS* is a thing. The inner workings of this man’s mind is a madhouse! Genius!

    • @SuperZombiepimp
      @SuperZombiepimp 4 месяца назад

      He probably smokes a lot I remember once when I was high talking to my girlfriend about what if plants get made at us when we eat salads she just rolled her eyes

    • @30pranaypawar17
      @30pranaypawar17 3 месяца назад

      R.I.P. BRO IS NOW FERTILIZER. 😢

  • @VyantQuijt
    @VyantQuijt 2 года назад +304

    I love how the plants have the same manic expressive energy as andrew himself. Near indistinguishable were it not for the face.

    • @Josh-cu6bd
      @Josh-cu6bd 2 года назад +2

      yes. Andrew's face is getting in the way of the drama.

  • @sowhatimsilly4827
    @sowhatimsilly4827 2 года назад +254

    The cinematography of this film shall define this genre for hundreds of years defining its genre as one of the cornerstones of media

    • @Dessian1st
      @Dessian1st 2 года назад +1

      Hehe "corn-r-stones"

  • @RedNinjaV
    @RedNinjaV 2 года назад +193

    I'm amazed how menacing a bobbing plant can be with the right music and a quick zoom. Well done Andrew. A true masterpiece.

  • @1whowasNEVERhere
    @1whowasNEVERhere 2 года назад +103

    "Id rather die on my roots than live on my leaves!" Andrew you crazy bastard!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deborahlabbe3492
    @deborahlabbe3492 2 года назад +9

    “Oh I’m so sorry, explain it to me; my simple plant brain can’t understand.” 😂

  • @robbydevito
    @robbydevito 2 года назад +28

    How does one master the confused “wassup..?” so well..

  • @garethmarshall7724
    @garethmarshall7724 2 года назад +11

    "why don't you check your privileges, you mammal!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MicOfWhy
    @MicOfWhy Год назад +13

    How the hell he made plants act and deliver more emotions more than some full paid actors nowadays. I love that.

  • @Diva_Dearest
    @Diva_Dearest 2 года назад +48

    That went on considerably longer than it needed to and yet somehow it’s still not nearly enough. Was cracking up the whole time. You’re a genius! 😂 “I would rather die on my roots than live on my leaves” needs a Golden Globes award.

  • @shaunshaunshauntrade
    @shaunshaunshauntrade 2 года назад +37

    Pure brilliance.

  • @abigailloar956
    @abigailloar956 2 года назад +61

    Who knew jiggling plants could be so freaking hilarious! 😂

  • @GohPunk
    @GohPunk 2 года назад +210

    Pov: Your plants were finally given the ability to communicate.

    • @devvyas6751
      @devvyas6751 2 года назад

      weird how we can understand animals to some extent but are ok being hypocrites

    • @kilisloe3474
      @kilisloe3474 2 года назад

      @@devvyas6751
      hypocrites in what way?

    • @iamablacksabbathsong9765
      @iamablacksabbathsong9765 2 года назад

      @@kilisloe3474 At people being ashamed to eat a cow because its a living being but ok to eat plants eventhough their living beings aswell and can suffer pain just like a cow but people dont really care because unlike a cow ,they cant show pain or bleed

    • @devvyas6751
      @devvyas6751 2 года назад

      @@kilisloe3474 We don't eat our pets even though they're animals too. in fact, pigs are even smarter than dogs. this video is a parody of a speciesist conversation.

    • @pantherheartthedruid4134
      @pantherheartthedruid4134 2 года назад +1

      @@devvyas6751 👉👈 Sir! Do you know about Chinese?

  • @johnnythesnow253
    @johnnythesnow253 2 года назад +2

    That confused and flabbergasted "wassup?" in the beginning:) oh you beautiful man

  • @Presents_fy
    @Presents_fy 2 года назад +68

    Pov: You get a Chicken Burger from MCDONALD'S but you have a pet Chicken.

    • @TheNameTag
      @TheNameTag 2 года назад +7

      I have a problem with you calling it a burger. McChicken yes, Chicken sandwich yes. But a chicken burger!? How dare you.

    • @bohanwithb1546
      @bohanwithb1546 2 года назад

      @@TheNameTag valid

    • @daddydankmemes6260
      @daddydankmemes6260 2 года назад +2

      A chicken burger. Chicken. Burger. You need to stop microdosing

    • @givensurname1296
      @givensurname1296 2 года назад

      Chickens are cannibals

  • @sheepdog3584
    @sheepdog3584 2 года назад +31

    Out of all the people doing skits on RUclips, you are the only one that makes me laugh and I don't laugh in real life. True story.

    • @vindembmw6421
      @vindembmw6421 Год назад

      You're a sheep dog. You don't afford to laugh.

  • @Kmosely42
    @Kmosely42 2 года назад +19

    The amount of emotion on that one plant was insane lol

  • @keld101
    @keld101 2 года назад +52

    Good lord, that was way better than I expected.

  • @lovelyspeakingdude
    @lovelyspeakingdude 2 года назад +10

    I don't know of last time I was laughing so hard, thank you

  • @attah9633
    @attah9633 2 года назад +2

    "You know what? You're starting to look pretty nice too" 🤣

  • @Alaaslayer
    @Alaaslayer 2 года назад +16

    I'd rather to die on my roots than live on my leaves
    - House Plant

  • @MosesEmmet
    @MosesEmmet 2 года назад +7

    This sketch was rooted in some dark humor indeed. 🪴🔪😯

  • @natalieleske8382
    @natalieleske8382 2 года назад +5

    "Wassup?"
    Gets me in every video.

  • @444haluk
    @444haluk 2 года назад +40

    Dude, I just wanna say, your content and perspective on life gives me joy

  • @russianhorde
    @russianhorde 2 года назад +28

    I thought succulents were small, cute, and easy to take care of. They may just have the Plant Wave doctrine where they swarm and overwhelm their target through sheer numbers.

  • @flobbingmaster
    @flobbingmaster 2 года назад +9

    dude must've realized that plant would be good for smacking, so he came up with a banger to have an excuse to do it

  • @ianhoolihan2396
    @ianhoolihan2396 2 года назад +6

    the little shop of horrors reboot looks freaking sweet

  • @DaveyLers5150
    @DaveyLers5150 2 года назад +5

    Honestly, you're so creative and prolific. Others really strive and struggle to find these cute little ideas and your brain just drops them like they're nothing. Idk how you do it, but out of all the comedians on RUclips, you're one of the most insightful. Thank you for not making everything a sex joke.

  • @richardsmith8076
    @richardsmith8076 2 года назад +8

    I love the line I would rather die on my roots than live on my leaves. Just hilarious

  • @dying2survive298
    @dying2survive298 2 года назад +5

    Your neighbors must think you’re absolutely insane 🤣🤣🤣

  • @evilph0en1x
    @evilph0en1x 2 года назад +8

    The timing in your skits is always absolutely spot on.

    • @lolicongang.4974
      @lolicongang.4974 2 года назад

      How so I hope your not one of those guys who are always having a shit day.

  • @Gomace
    @Gomace 2 года назад +4

    This one is really creative. It was like a whole new world was being built. It's like Star Wars: everything was just new. Hope to see more of this.

  • @heldlightning7118
    @heldlightning7118 2 года назад +9

    Look em straight in the bush while you eat their tomatoes right from the vine

  • @KH-ur9ed
    @KH-ur9ed 2 года назад +38

    The Mother-in-law's Tongue is the unspoken hero in this production, really steals the scenes.

    • @alkisg362
      @alkisg362 2 года назад +9

      They also call it 'Snake plant' in some places, that's why it was hissing :)

    • @squee599
      @squee599 2 года назад +2

      @@alkisg362 came here to say that!

  • @xenophiliuslovegood6914
    @xenophiliuslovegood6914 2 года назад +1

    the plant shakes and camera zooms were spot on for how he does his regular face, I wasn't readyyyyy

  • @natvasch6399
    @natvasch6399 2 года назад +10

    Somehow the way you moved your plants was really convincing.

  • @mohammadzaman8713
    @mohammadzaman8713 2 года назад +2

    The plant moving back with the gasp at 00:36 was better acted than so many real actors

  • @oliverkloshophdndrecords50
    @oliverkloshophdndrecords50 2 года назад +5

    Everything you've ever done is absolute gold at it's worst and I hope you never stop and get everything good that you deserve.

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 2 года назад +2

    So that's why the plants started killing everyone in The Happening.

  • @wr0ng569
    @wr0ng569 2 года назад +4

    You could make a fricking GoT irl edition with the amount of creativity that you got

  • @ToniRosier
    @ToniRosier 2 года назад +6

    Forget by Pablo Suarez
    Name of the Song in the Video, you all are welcome.
    Btw, you somehow manage to always choose the right music for your videos which just makes them even better, so respect for that!

  • @davidm.9751
    @davidm.9751 2 года назад +8

    Jesus Christ Andrew Rousso you're fucking talented bro. Every video I watch I have to remark how underrated you are. This is top tier entertainment man.

  • @catdad626
    @catdad626 2 года назад +6

    this man brought even plants to life... is there nothing he cannot act?? I literally could feel the Andrew energy and facial expressions as the plant talked...

  • @gardnerj44
    @gardnerj44 2 года назад +11

    You know it's real when the elephants come out of the plants

  • @dfgdfg_
    @dfgdfg_ 11 месяцев назад +1

    *"I gotta stop microdosing"* 🤣

  • @Gringorican
    @Gringorican 2 года назад +63

    Bro, I just instinctually hit the like button as soon as it started. I have not seen a single video from you that wasn't good. Keep it up! 😆👌

  • @theredrighthand1258
    @theredrighthand1258 Год назад +1

    Credit where credit is due, you cast a plant as a plant and I respect that.

  • @natalieleske8382
    @natalieleske8382 2 года назад +17

    Lol now the term 'house plant' is problematic 🤣

  • @the1HLT
    @the1HLT 2 года назад +1

    The way the plants move while talking combined with the music makes this the Caesar of skits!

  • @usamaepekonis
    @usamaepekonis 2 года назад +13

    As long as your salad is not from a plantation it should be in okay

  • @JakOTheShadows
    @JakOTheShadows Год назад +2

    It's amazing how the camera angles give such an accurate representation of the emotion a plant is supposed to be displaying

  • @flashyturnip7730
    @flashyturnip7730 2 года назад +3

    I gotta stop microdosing I FEEL YAH BRO I've been fighting my houseplants, too 😂

  • @trevorfielding8576
    @trevorfielding8576 2 года назад +1

    No twist, no subverting expectations. Just pure, simple, passion.

  • @innocentchukwuemeka6361
    @innocentchukwuemeka6361 2 года назад +7

    Dear God, you're killing me man. 😂😂

  • @JediMasterFO
    @JediMasterFO 2 года назад +1

    This skit is rooted in betrayal. The dark thoughts stalk me. I'm green with envy. I must ponder my existence, now leaf me be.

  • @sokrates297
    @sokrates297 2 года назад +4

    I cannot fathom how bored and yet how imaginative you have to be to come up with something like this... Bravo 👏

  • @zakarykamara3119
    @zakarykamara3119 2 года назад +2

    I would love to be his roommate and come back to Andrew waving house plants around while doing an evil voiceover

  • @pandarudin
    @pandarudin 2 года назад +11

    i'm convinced now. he can make anything funny. hahaha. thumbs up.=)

  • @non3particular537
    @non3particular537 2 года назад +2

    The Little Shop of Horrors reboot looks crazy.

  • @uberpies
    @uberpies 2 года назад +3

    “* PLANTS DON’T FEEL PAIN *”

  • @Capu57
    @Capu57 Год назад +1

    Been watching you for a while and your sense of humor is so off the wall, love it.

  • @stranget6033
    @stranget6033 2 года назад +6

    This man never misses

  • @alvinaeth9393
    @alvinaeth9393 2 года назад +1

    i wanna see timmy talk to these plants

  • @reid1420
    @reid1420 2 года назад +5

    I like how he agreed to not eat salads infront of them instead of not eating them at all 😂still needs his vitamins

  • @BeckJoseR
    @BeckJoseR 2 года назад +1

    0:37
    This gasp is amazing. Give this plant an Emmy

  • @williampaubel2138
    @williampaubel2138 2 года назад +4

    The depth of story telling this man can do in 2 minutes is ridiculous

  • @cymtastique
    @cymtastique 2 года назад +1

    ...got me paranoid of my plants now...geez man😅

  • @0Milena_aneliM0
    @0Milena_aneliM0 2 года назад +4

    I was expecting the plants to slap them in the face and he give a huge ass bite in it

  • @josejoaquinbenitez6485
    @josejoaquinbenitez6485 2 года назад +1

    The music, the acting, the script are all amazing!

  • @carlmorgan3892
    @carlmorgan3892 2 года назад +10

    This video was way too funny lmao 🤣. Great video like always bruh

  • @bigmoe9856
    @bigmoe9856 2 года назад +1

    1:22 the fucking laugh he held in at this point. 🤣

  • @Uf7f7d6cufihud6dgco
    @Uf7f7d6cufihud6dgco 2 года назад +7

    This hit me just right because I laughed out loud at this.

  • @NeoTideProductions
    @NeoTideProductions 2 года назад +2

    Reached and surpassed The Happening in 30 seconds. Best existential plant revenge story ever put on film.

  • @ChavenneBonifacio
    @ChavenneBonifacio 2 года назад +4

    bro those vegans eating all the plants we need those to fight global warming

  • @TheDSasterX
    @TheDSasterX 2 года назад

    This is gonna be another one I regularly come back to, along with the post-apocalyptic skit about growing up in the future... and really just all of the skits -- who am I kidding?!? 😂😂

  • @blue_light_bot
    @blue_light_bot 2 года назад +20

    As an ethical vegan, this is what my nightmares are like

  • @NorthZora
    @NorthZora 2 года назад +5

    Andrew how could you!!
    Rest In Peace.

  • @jackreno12
    @jackreno12 2 года назад +2

    I was 100% ready to see a one-minute video of Andrew eating salad in peace while nothing happens. Occasional cuts to the plants, who can't see or feel anything.

  • @MunchKing51
    @MunchKing51 2 года назад +27

    I like that the 'snake plant' makes rattle snake noises at 1:40 . Is that supposed to be an elephant ear plant as well ?
    Keep eating that salad in front of them. Establish dominance.

    • @Tinky1rs
      @Tinky1rs 2 года назад +2

      It's not an elephant's ear plant, those have big leaves. I think it's a Fittonia species (Mosaic plant or nerve plant). Not sure why it's represented by an elephant..hmm.. the plot thickens.

    • @ambermiyuki7476
      @ambermiyuki7476 2 года назад

      It’s an elephant plant! You’re spot-on with recognizing his genius. Geesh! (Elephant ear plants are different.)

  • @garrettl8247
    @garrettl8247 10 месяцев назад +1

    My favourite part was he dropped the fork then the plant said drop the fork so he did it again. He dropped a fork he already dropped lol

  • @gaerthalestelmist1812
    @gaerthalestelmist1812 2 года назад +8

    There are too many favorite skits of you but damn, this is definitely in top 3. Just a constructive criticism, the first half was top tier, second half fell down a little at first but rose back up quickly. Gold!

  • @meysamrezania54
    @meysamrezania54 2 года назад

    the gasp it makes in 0:38 with confusion and subtle lean back

  • @LiamRappaport
    @LiamRappaport 2 года назад +5

    The amount of storytelling Andrew can do with just one guy, two plants, and good editing is…just world class in my opinion.

  • @jimmy5712
    @jimmy5712 2 года назад +1

    Way better plot than The Happening.

  • @idiotsavant9490
    @idiotsavant9490 2 года назад +5

    Show them who eats the plants in this house 🤣

  • @Dr.DevX42
    @Dr.DevX42 Год назад +1

    I can't stress how much I love your comedy man!

  • @BethechangeRoytheshizmaben
    @BethechangeRoytheshizmaben 2 года назад +3

    You got me wheezing

  • @thestonerssoundtrack6295
    @thestonerssoundtrack6295 2 года назад +1

    "I gotta stop microdosing" was delivered perfectly. Had me dead 🤣

  • @williamjohansson4226
    @williamjohansson4226 2 года назад +3

    A masterpiece

  • @TheHallow31
    @TheHallow31 Год назад +1

    Stay Out of the Basement
    but with a twist