Contacting Your Ex During A Global Crisis

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @AndrewRousso
    @AndrewRousso  2 года назад +958

    What would be your last thought before being lasered into a shadow skeleton?

  • @00Clank
    @00Clank 2 года назад +4291

    Never let little things like “politeness” or “boundaries” or “multiple restraining orders” get in the way of a Genuine Connection.

    • @totaldan99
      @totaldan99 2 года назад +54

      Work smarter not harder 💪

    • @oliverholm3973
      @oliverholm3973 2 года назад +100

      It's toetally justified

    • @call_me_sayba
      @call_me_sayba 2 года назад +8

      Well said sir

    • @TorinR90
      @TorinR90 2 года назад +7

      @@oliverholm3973 Hahaha! Damn you that got me

    • @PapaWolfDogZeus
      @PapaWolfDogZeus 2 года назад +5

      Just like grandpa used to say

  • @imperatorgub6681
    @imperatorgub6681 2 года назад +1182

    “Michelle…it’s Josh…”
    You have to admire that Josh is a fighter. He never gives up.

    • @Nictus04
      @Nictus04 2 года назад +11

      The ending had me dead 🤣

    • @afrikasasa6754
      @afrikasasa6754 2 года назад +25

      He went straight from Claire to Michelle 😂😂😂🤣 he is for the streets

    • @chrisjohnson3967
      @chrisjohnson3967 2 года назад

      Never underestimate a man’s libido. NEVER

    • @TheDavveponken
      @TheDavveponken 2 года назад +7

      Not even breaking a sweat.

    • @Ollay245
      @Ollay245 2 года назад +9

      I guess a toe fetish is some fuel for desire

  • @Hiruban
    @Hiruban 2 года назад +1691

    Your female characters are easily the best in the whole skit game
    They all feel so "real", it's amazing
    (the wig also helps compared to a blue towel)

    • @THE_SOSC
      @THE_SOSC 2 года назад +32

      Darcy playing the towel role will forever be Darcy's best character

    • @PresidentFunnyValentine
      @PresidentFunnyValentine 2 года назад +18

      @@THE_SOSC I can't fucking believe it. Another crossover episode? Australia's funniest trio is wild.

    • @THE_SOSC
      @THE_SOSC 2 года назад +10

      @@PresidentFunnyValentine was hoping I didn't miss the mark n nobody knew who I was talking about

    • @lucasj.pereira4912
      @lucasj.pereira4912 2 года назад +13

      Are you implying that there aren't two distinct people in the video?

    • @Chaos-bq6mc
      @Chaos-bq6mc 2 года назад +4

      Idk what you mean the towel is far more realistic

  • @Adriana-eu6ty
    @Adriana-eu6ty 2 года назад +568

    She is so realistic. Those are the exact faces I make when I am talking to someone I don’t want to 😂

    • @Ollay245
      @Ollay245 2 года назад +26

      Andrew is clearly a v observant guy, great at creating characters regardless of gender, orientation or ethnicity

  • @marcvollrath8135
    @marcvollrath8135 2 года назад +704

    Man is really on the grind lately. We getting a new sketch every week and I am not complaining.

    • @qqb0t
      @qqb0t 2 года назад +9

      I mean Armageddon is knocking on the door tho

    • @Ferroes
      @Ferroes 2 года назад +5

      I mean, the dude gotta get his toe pics from somewhere

    • @twissan
      @twissan 2 года назад +3

      @@qqb0t exactly. Andrew knows what he’s doing. Remember when he uploaded “when someone asks you how you’ve been”? Not gonna fool me again, Andrew

    • @MadMage1993
      @MadMage1993 2 года назад

      Still waiting for a Timmy video.

  • @roccobierman4985
    @roccobierman4985 2 года назад +70

    That pause and then "And I'm great, too." Perfect.

  • @randumbshtuff6191
    @randumbshtuff6191 2 года назад +628

    I was hoping, when he picked up the phone at the end, he was making a call to start the next world crisis to give him another excuse to try and get back with her.

    • @senju31
      @senju31 2 года назад +10

      Lmaoooo

    • @SammyMakepeace
      @SammyMakepeace 2 года назад

      Would have loved that

    • @childofthesun32
      @childofthesun32 2 года назад +5

      That doesn't make much sense. Hardly any really.
      I'm so grateful that you're not in charge of the creative decisions in these videos.

    • @thatoneuser8600
      @thatoneuser8600 2 года назад +30

      @@childofthesun32 skits don't have to make sense; the creator of this video makes a bunch of videos with a character named Timmy who's a child but has a better grasp on his native language than almost any adult. IMO, OP's suggestion would've been a much better ending than the one we got here due to the insanity of it, which is fitting for Andrew's videos since he's known to write skits that make people go "well, that escalated quickly".

    • @thesorrowsofmotherlovejoy9894
      @thesorrowsofmotherlovejoy9894 2 года назад +3

      That is fiendish😂

  • @johnsnow1749
    @johnsnow1749 2 года назад +121

    I like how he's female acting is more convincing than his actual self.

    • @laza8675
      @laza8675 2 года назад +10

      because he is a beautiful woman haha

    • @farfallinaazzorra3493
      @farfallinaazzorra3493 2 года назад +4

      @@laza8675 he's beautiful through and through

  • @teneikalaprincess2669
    @teneikalaprincess2669 2 года назад +39

    "Business never sleeps"😂😂😂😂

  • @bisanabdel814
    @bisanabdel814 2 года назад +61

    When he said “hey Michelle” had me rolling he was like ok on to the next girl 😭😭😭

  • @alexforce9
    @alexforce9 2 года назад +17

    “He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will”

  • @danerdindisguise3742
    @danerdindisguise3742 2 года назад +116

    Awesome, heartwarmimg, funny, relatable and magical at the same. As usual, just awesome

  • @literocalcomposer1706
    @literocalcomposer1706 2 года назад +70

    Okay so I'm gonna need a video after every global crisis of Josh trying to get back with his exes. Considering the state of the world this is gonna a banger of a series.

  • @avrXperiments
    @avrXperiments 2 года назад +51

    Thank you, just got back with my EX. You are my motivation.

  • @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS
    @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS 2 года назад +84

    I like how Andrew makes a sketch idea feel like a glimpse of an episodic drama.

  • @domo201
    @domo201 2 года назад +17

    “And then solicit toe pics”😂😭💀 this guy is something else

  • @kolos4650
    @kolos4650 2 года назад +205

    This hits close to home. I'm from Ukraine and when war started, I was texting this chick. And I remember thinking something like: "ok, I gotta make my moves quick, untill the uncertainty of war and the fear of death is still in the air, which is kinda bonding us". I was tip toeing aroung this thought though, never consciously fully expressing it, and now here we are.
    Same time next week?

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 2 года назад +24

      Become a better person.

    • @teknicalmage6370
      @teknicalmage6370 2 года назад +3

      Do it man

    • @microaggressions
      @microaggressions 2 года назад +9

      Realize that you are worth better and that there's nothing remarkable about her focus on yourself and move on and the right one will come to you... Unless you're like really ugly (and not rich) or something. If that's the case then consider getting a girl from like the Philippines or a real doll or adopting a life of crime

    • @NASkeywest
      @NASkeywest 2 года назад

      Ukraines government was voted as the most corrupt nation in Europe by the UN in 2020 and 2021. Y’all’s brave president sold y’all out to Swiss bankers and now we are being told he is a hero.

    • @wtfisggon7251
      @wtfisggon7251 2 года назад +21

      @@microaggressions wtf 💀

  • @YaphetD
    @YaphetD 2 года назад +15

    If one day in the future we could hang out and maybe sip on some kind of beverage with a lot of iodine ...
    I just lost it there and then 😭

  • @SaltStorm007
    @SaltStorm007 2 года назад +75

    Here is some $ for being so FREAKING HILARIOUS ANDREW💯😂You’re one of my favorites channels on here bro! Your videos never fail to entertain and make me laugh hysterically. Thanks for everything you do Andrew! You are out here saving lives with your humor💯

  • @kingrocky7519
    @kingrocky7519 2 года назад +11

    Could you imagine showing someone in 2019 this video. They would think all these “crisis” were just made up for the sake of the skit. Holy shit it really has been a rough past couple years.

  • @nomos_lol
    @nomos_lol 2 года назад +42

    Andrew is on fire more than the possible impending nukes

  • @wojill5420
    @wojill5420 2 года назад +9

    I loved the iodine beverage remark , great content sir.

  • @daokrishna6372
    @daokrishna6372 2 года назад +10

    Bro the dialog writing you got on your sketches are so quality, SNL should take tips from you sir because they are clearly lacking On how to properly write comedic, Genuine human emotion ! 😎🧿💯👍👍

  • @KitsuneFyora
    @KitsuneFyora 2 года назад +26

    Claire: "Huh. Scam Likely. Wonder what this call could be?" *answers phone call*
    Narrator: And that was the moment she knew.....she fricked up.

  • @John-yg1cq
    @John-yg1cq 2 года назад +5

    The hustle never stops. Not for a roadblock. Not for an invasion. Not for nukes.

  • @shotseven
    @shotseven 2 года назад +9

    I love how you can feel Andrew trying not to break into his Timmy voice as Josh.

  • @neuro1921
    @neuro1921 2 года назад +10

    I already know Andrew so well, I knew right away he was stalking the poor woman :D.

  • @mushfiqurrahman1107
    @mushfiqurrahman1107 2 года назад +1

    I don’t know how but I guessed "oh he's gonna call Michell now"
    AND THERE IT IS!

  • @drewthecommenter6324
    @drewthecommenter6324 2 года назад +21

    Just got dumped by my longtime gf a week ago and I’ve been struggling not to ask her back. Then I see this hilarious skit and…somehow…I think it helped me resist the urge. I don’t know how, but still, thanks Andrew, lol

    • @stomachtalk
      @stomachtalk Год назад +1

      Sorry to hear that man. I hope you keep resisting. I know it's hard but you'll thank yourself in the future, trust me. Keep living a good life, hang out with your boys and family, and take it one day at a time.

  • @yazimtariq
    @yazimtariq 2 года назад +29

    Andrew Rousso. You are, the most amazing guy ever. In this short clip, thou have managed to convey the beauty as well as the selfish side of a man in a very beautiful and heartwarming manner. Thou art amazing. I hope that one day, I get to meet you and take a selfie with you and have a cup of coffee in an inn wherever you live. Until then... Have a good one homie

  • @TaintedWaffle89
    @TaintedWaffle89 2 года назад +7

    If wanting toe pics is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

  • @somewhat2675
    @somewhat2675 2 года назад +3

    I don't know why I expected the toe pics to arrive after she hanged up xD

  • @trahapace150
    @trahapace150 2 года назад +63

    I absolutely love this dudes work its so far out of left field but genuinely well written and funny.

  • @Testsubject99807
    @Testsubject99807 2 года назад +9

    These skits feel so real omfggg

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 2 года назад +4

    I think the fact she's sick of it says more about global catastrophes than about him being an annoying EX

  • @RandomizerJason
    @RandomizerJason 2 года назад +9

    Freaking beautiful.

  • @psilence0
    @psilence0 2 года назад +5

    This was too accurate. It scared me. Hold me tight bruh

  • @alishabee369
    @alishabee369 2 года назад +12

    Codependency is a real issue 😂

  • @SuperKulNiceGuy
    @SuperKulNiceGuy 2 года назад +2

    "... And I'm great too" 😂😂😂

  • @clonetrooper576
    @clonetrooper576 2 года назад +11

    Just got broken up with so this is relatable Andrew. Just in case we die

  • @rikroberts7236
    @rikroberts7236 2 года назад +3

    Man, I just discovered you tonight but I'm scrolling through all of your videos and literally man. You're comical genius is elite to a level that I can explain and this is coming from a Dave Chappelle and from a Kevin Hart fan. I love Kevin Hart.

  • @jonathanmatthews5245
    @jonathanmatthews5245 2 года назад +2

    Toe pics be crucial during these times... like ALL the time.

  • @veritasaequitas2192
    @veritasaequitas2192 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣idk what's worse or more incredible...the persistence..or the insistence lmaoo 🤦🏾‍♂️ NO SHAME 🙅🏾‍♂️😂😂

  • @MsEverAfterings
    @MsEverAfterings 2 года назад +5

    Love your videos dude! I’ve been binge watching them

  • @carpepedes3520
    @carpepedes3520 2 года назад +44

    Everyone should send Andrew lots of toe pics as reward for bringing us such great and funny entertainment 😅

  • @johnnypreviti9145
    @johnnypreviti9145 2 года назад +3

    He does this every second of his life

  • @clareordemann601
    @clareordemann601 2 года назад +2

    As a Clare whose only brother is named Josh... This hit different 😅 I super appreciate how you worked in "rolodex" though lol 10/10 will never watch again. Love your videos, Andrew 😂

  • @davidhollywood3923
    @davidhollywood3923 Год назад +1

    This reminded me that our federal government is literally the cause of every ‘crisis’ in the past couple decades.

  • @peytonibarra8992
    @peytonibarra8992 2 года назад +21

    Andrew, I don't know what dark entity you sold your soul to, but jeez, your shit is always fire.

  • @DARKHEARTEDWICKEDNESS
    @DARKHEARTEDWICKEDNESS 2 года назад +1

    There was a serious lack of "FUCK!" in this sketch.

  • @JohnGaltHasArrived
    @JohnGaltHasArrived 11 месяцев назад +1

    It's a numbers game, my bros. Stay hard.

  • @og_praxis17
    @og_praxis17 2 года назад +2

    Most productive way to work through your massive anxiety caused by the constant shit storm we've lived through the last few years and continue living through now

  • @agency_tv
    @agency_tv 2 года назад +1

    I was expecting a notification sound right when they hang up.

  • @theyearwas1473
    @theyearwas1473 Год назад +1

    So adorable when they remember the anniversary of our first restraining order

  • @Moomow7561
    @Moomow7561 2 года назад +4

    I love the voices and characters you make

  • @flyingeyefpv
    @flyingeyefpv Год назад

    The way the music pauses and then starts up again at the end… you’re so good at this.

  • @jslade3772
    @jslade3772 2 года назад +4

    Man I'm gonna miss this channel when the great anarchy begins.

  • @thatoneuser8600
    @thatoneuser8600 2 года назад +27

    I was thinking at the end he was gonna be on the phone like: "Putin, send in the nukes." Implying that he started every single one of these global crises just for the sake of getting toe pics 🤣

  • @letoii9898
    @letoii9898 2 года назад +2

    josh seems like a really chill dude.

  • @BinocularRivalry
    @BinocularRivalry 2 года назад +1

    "Business never sleeps..."

  • @17Liberty76
    @17Liberty76 2 года назад +1

    I was kinda hoping my man would get his toe pic at the end. Seems like he's really working for it

  • @aidan8465
    @aidan8465 2 года назад +2

    Now we gotta wait for another global crisis for the next time josh calls his ex

  • @Terminator879x11
    @Terminator879x11 2 года назад +4

    You know I already knew how bad the last few years have been but this video really puts it into perspective…
    *lol…would shed a tear if I felt anything*

  • @avithedev
    @avithedev 2 года назад +6

    Jokes aside, we've witnessed so many historical events these three years and it seems like its just the start 💀

  • @_OrQ
    @_OrQ 2 года назад +6

    Do what you gotta do.

  • @AliArda_Dalseckin
    @AliArda_Dalseckin 2 года назад +44

    Considering the direction things are going, Johs will luckily have a lot chance to call his exs in the near future.
    So, keep doing josh...

    • @s.2196
      @s.2196 2 года назад +2

      Hey at least us and Josh don't have to worry about Mean Tweets anymore

  • @Nuharian100
    @Nuharian100 2 года назад +2

    The only sigma male true to his grind, and top quality content. Keep it up my G

  • @LanceHero-y5x
    @LanceHero-y5x 2 года назад +1

    The Saddest part is someone will have noone thinking about them when the world ends

  • @JuanCastro-rq5vc
    @JuanCastro-rq5vc Год назад +1

    Just went trough my first breakup and I kind of needed to see this

  • @donovanwick9278
    @donovanwick9278 Год назад

    indeed a summary of every crisis to date. but atlas today is valentines. the ultimate single awareness of crisis

  • @LiamJack-e1b
    @LiamJack-e1b 10 месяцев назад

    As someone who has an ex-called Claire who I contacted during lockdown this is worryingly accurate. It's been almost four years, but I expect them toe pics any second now.

  • @alFaCentauri16
    @alFaCentauri16 2 года назад +2

    Damn I was going to say I need a man who wants me as much as Josh wants Claire until he called Michelle lol

  • @DishyLemon
    @DishyLemon 2 года назад +1

    Whoa whoa, is THIS how I'm learning that the nukes are entering the game??

  • @Alxrlx203
    @Alxrlx203 2 года назад +4

    The PAUSE is killing me 😂

  • @SGMsmuuv
    @SGMsmuuv 2 года назад +1

    Bro 🔥🔥🔥🤣 thank you for dropping!!!!

  • @cklindo4646
    @cklindo4646 Год назад +1

    The "toe pics" got me 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @Paraselene_Tao
    @Paraselene_Tao 2 года назад +12

    This would be a funny video to send my ex. 🤡

    • @friendlybane
      @friendlybane 2 года назад +5

      4D Chess. If your ex accuses you of doing what he's doing in the video, just deny it and say you're obviously self aware so it doesn't count.

  • @coltonlee6022
    @coltonlee6022 2 года назад +1

    I am guilty of this.

  • @thefirst9500
    @thefirst9500 2 года назад +2

    What kind of toes are we talking about here, camel or just regular? This feels important for character development.

  • @UltravioletNomad
    @UltravioletNomad 2 года назад +2

    Its good to know that when complete global annihilation does come, we'll at least have some dank memes and witty commentary to make, share, and enjoy before our mutually assured destruction. Maybe some of it will even live on if some alien race finds it before all the servers turn to ash.

  • @bugcatchertimothy7380
    @bugcatchertimothy7380 2 года назад +1

    I almost felt bad for him before he said Michelle

  • @palavi50
    @palavi50 2 года назад +3

    Oh Gosh… josh sounded like me, trying to connect to exes during hard times like earthquakes, flood disaster or terrorist attacks in their cities, who rejected me because they were too good for me. Never disappointed, as they always politely rejected me again.. Lol.. 😂

    • @smittenbykittens
      @smittenbykittens Год назад +1

      I was just about to send my own letter..because of a crisis in his country... and slip in how special I thought he was and... sigh..

  • @maddogbasil
    @maddogbasil 2 года назад +1

    Tell her the truth
    Tell her you wann live and she doesn't have what it take

  • @Anonymouscreature33
    @Anonymouscreature33 2 года назад +1

    Accurate, and depressing.

  • @Rohen17
    @Rohen17 2 года назад +2

    This is both funny and very depressing

  • @dbaki3940
    @dbaki3940 2 года назад +2

    Man I was really hoping he was gonna get a text at the end with a toe pic.

  • @MarketResearchReading114
    @MarketResearchReading114 Год назад

    The literal data of how many things have seemed to be impending forms of doom and then the adjacent humor of using specifically that doom to make a skit. Ha. My man, you are truly a light in this dark dark pitiful little world...please send toe pix.

  • @garythesquidsquid7779
    @garythesquidsquid7779 2 года назад +1

    2 days later after going out with her friends, she drunk texted him the toe pics...

  • @th3element
    @th3element 2 года назад +1

    Man really "tip toed" around his intentions 😂🤣

  • @yokoshenron
    @yokoshenron 2 года назад +2

    This dude is a genius😂😂😂

  • @_Raven_
    @_Raven_ 2 года назад +2

    I hope these videos are the only thing that another civilistion finds

  • @SammyMakepeace
    @SammyMakepeace 2 года назад +1

    oh ma gaw you done me dirty with this one

  • @Hotminutemanda
    @Hotminutemanda 2 года назад +1

    I'm dead with the toe pics ☠️

  • @TNovix
    @TNovix Год назад

    Claire and Michelle?! Josh don't got competition...HE IS THE COMPETITION

  • @johnlogan7810
    @johnlogan7810 2 года назад

    Was hoping his phone would get a notification “one attachment “

  • @michaelruiz8076
    @michaelruiz8076 2 года назад

    Now that's a salesman right there #persistent #nevergiveup

  • @VitaInDC
    @VitaInDC 2 года назад

    I'd wonder how many eons or millions of years it would take for the Earth and oceans to completely heal and not leave a trace of mankind, and what animal and plant life would be like.

  • @Brando1444
    @Brando1444 2 года назад

    This went so far from what I expected I forgot where I was

  • @kevinb7649
    @kevinb7649 2 года назад +4

    Yo you and your ex have the same facial blemishes, I think you two are made for each other