I watched Claus for years with no intention of ever playing, then I did install it purely so I'd get all the jokes. I still rage-uninstall occasionally, but then I remember the game is an hilarious joke that millions of people take way too seriously; which makes it even funnier, and that I'm only playing it to enhance my Claus experience and I do laugh myself purple when 40 yo kids whose entire life hinges on it, shout orders and rage at me. 😁
@@wobblyboost So it's you the guy spoiling all our games !!! Sacrebleu !!! I wish you are served a cold sasash. Ninette, take a hot sasash from the frying pan and put it into the refrigerator for this Americaine.
Glad you point out the low ground stuff. Its insane how often I see this happening on NA server. People just respond with: "my game, I decided how I play". Well here is a great example why sometimes its better not to play your game and listen to others.
"Miel" means "lamb" in romanian, so WG named that tank "Lamb". As someone who's training in interpreting (translating speech) from English into romanian, Claus's live interpretation of the French commander is accurate
Miel = special reskinned version of the Bourrasque (itself basically a B-C 12t chassis with a EBR 105 turret and gun on top) for lootbox gamblers. Disclosure: I have the "regular" Bourrasque, so yes, I'm a muppet with a relatively OP premium tank. 🤔🤷♀
Claus, I feel you are the only one to make this idea work. Do a video of single tanks being swarmed by multiple opponents while in the background a tune from the Sensational Alex Harvey Band plays. " Gang Bang"
(Sung to The Candyman) Who can make you happy? Cover you in praise.. Make a youtube star of you for three or four days.. The Kellerman The Kellerman Can Kellerman can 'cause he mixes it with jokes And makes the players feel good...
Screens on the treads of the tank will work and help in the sand, but putting the glass windows on the tracks won't last. Hold on. This is WOT. The glass windows should be shatter proof. One can only fantasize.
Should probably get the free camera Mod so when you pause you can just go over to whatever spot to show people what your talking about ? Thanks Video ! AND 3 days now catching up on your videos Without getting Spammed to Hell in Notifications from Telegraph saying YOU want to talk to me OR YOU have a present for me OR I won something from Claus etc. MUCH BETTER :)
the screen was added to tracks so the whining about being perma tracked would stop, it used to be a good way for a lower tier to keep a top tier in place for arty to smash them
I lived in Madrid Spain for a while. They don't have dinner until 10pm, they take 2 or 3 hours for lunch, and don't come to work before 10am.... A completely unproductive country. There's a reason Spain is rarely in the headlines unless it's negative.
This is why Wargaming keeps this unfair +-2 matchmaking. Even the biggest muppit gets such a dream matchmaking from time to time, achieves 10 kills wihout any effort. Then he feels like a king, suddenly thinks hes a pro, massive amount of endorphine is released, he gets addicted and plays 10 000 more battles in hopes of getting the same result again, eventualy buys more premium tanks, spends more gold and opens a shit ton of lootboxes every year. Wargaming gets the money. Wargaming is happy.
True about the French. Been there many times, but not for the people. Most are rude af if you don't speak their language. But as we know from WW2, they surrender at hearing the first shot. So I'm not sure where this arrogance is based on.
At least 9 I'd say. 11 and no Ace Tanker??? WTF?tells me people play it a lot for rigging I'd say since the WN8 is boosted way up there. Is that another side effect of rigging? Still was a great game and excellent comentary as always.
wg needs to stop the reskin of tanks, if wg brings out a diffrent version of the prem tank like the burass and meil these tanks should be diffrent, all new version or reskins should have a diffrent feature like prem ammo in the new version should have prem ammo do 40-50% less damage per shot than the orginal version, what wg needs to do is start to phase out prem ammo in this game, all new tank and tank lines should have a lower damage per shot prem ammo than the standard ammo,
ahahahaha burasq deffo not OP, getting 11 kills, Pools AND Kolo's and STILL not Ace :) GG oblivion invader, although blessed by su12244 muppet and a straight 1 shot ammorack into a previously unscraped su100
Ordinary promotion from WOT tips !! (Haha 3-9000 Damage) you don't get 1/4th of what you see here in real game!!! These bastards have a modified mod for promotions to see they are still in the top ranks, what he shoots is a hit!! if a tank hits him.. then a rebound... I guarantee that you won't have it that way!! and it will be the opposite on mil. % and besides... don't buy premium or premium tanks!!! it's useless anyway, the server determines the damage,,..determines victory and defeat .. If you upload min Damage to the opponent, the server will automatically flip and give Victory/ if High damage to the opponent - it is automatically Defeat.. You have a tank of 8 levels and you are approximately at the bottom of the team or on the bottom team composition, stacked from level 10 = It's automatically a win because you have no chance to shoot down Level 10 that is: min. damage = victory.!!! If you are on the highest rungs in the lineup, e.g. team level 8 to level 6 , Automatically = high damage to the opponent and you automatically = Defeat!! Server. BLOCKS....visibility, enemy detections, opponent damage, you can just do whatever you want :D !! it's wasted money!! You actually have more losses than wins in the game!! Ask yourself another question.. how many times have you recorded what you see here? (it's easy to play if you're an admin with a good game mode!), and this thieving company gives replays like this every day ... they're just lying to you and fooling you it's a great game, waiting for you to adjust the game mode to the minimum so that you can put real money into it!! Also note that they offer only premium or 10 level tanks, where you have huge losses in the game even during premium, especially if you use gold-i (premium cartridges)!!! , for 1 battle minus up to 8-20,000 cash... if not more... wtf.
I need a Claus commander in game. Bounce a shot and you get a 10 minute rant on the cost of breakfast fruit. Would be glorious.
Claus Commander: "Screen hit, you want the hot sawsawje or the cold sawsawje"
Who you gonna call the baby? No you call the man ! Best quote ever !
"The French have so many words for muppet." Claus, you never fail to make me laugh. Thanks!
Hahaha, they are a different configury of people. That's a very polite way to put it.
yea Claus is the only one I watch for World of Tanks he is truly the only no bs kinda guy plus he makes me laugh so keep goin Claus my man
I don’t play WOT but enjoy your commentary immensely. Always a good laugh. Be well.
I watched Claus for years with no intention of ever playing, then I did install it purely so I'd get all the jokes. I still rage-uninstall occasionally, but then I remember the game is an hilarious joke that millions of people take way too seriously; which makes it even funnier, and that I'm only playing it to enhance my Claus experience and I do laugh myself purple when 40 yo kids whose entire life hinges on it, shout orders and rage at me. 😁
@@wobblyboost So it's you the guy spoiling all our games !!!
Sacrebleu !!!
I wish you are served a cold sasash.
Ninette, take a hot sasash from the frying pan and put it into the refrigerator for this Americaine.
"WG put a screen on the track" 🤣😂
Protracted sarcasm is magnificent!
Claus stands for the little guy!... Lmao 🤣
Do you call the baby? No the plus man, Kellerman" - insane dissline, Claus :)
I like hot saw-sahge and cold saw-sahge as well but, warm saw-sahge is just right!
It's almost like there's a zone for saw-sahge where it is best.
"In France a muppet is a muppet, but they call them 'Le Muppet' "😎
Let the baby smoke! I got that reference, Robin William's Live on Broadway!
Glad you point out the low ground stuff. Its insane how often I see this happening on NA server. People just respond with: "my game, I decided how I play". Well here is a great example why sometimes its better not to play your game and listen to others.
Excellent strategies given by Claus, the man!
Good morning Claus! Thanks for making my Saturday morning brighter just by being you!
I want Claus commander with muppet LALALA music.
Thank you
The Miel is a special tank for french WG employees.
GJ - thanks Claus!
"He's got one of those commanders that's more annoying than a French person". Comedy gold Claus.
"Miel" means "lamb" in romanian, so WG named that tank "Lamb".
As someone who's training in interpreting (translating speech) from English into romanian, Claus's live interpretation of the French commander is accurate
7 muppets? I'm dying you beautiful bastard. Claus for president!!!!
10:45 - Buddy, you are the king of streamers!
Thank you Claus for bunch of laugh...
... 2:01 ... the tanks purple went BLACK just before your shell arrived, CK. GeeeZe!
Miel = special reskinned version of the Bourrasque (itself basically a B-C 12t chassis with a EBR 105 turret and gun on top) for lootbox gamblers. Disclosure: I have the "regular" Bourrasque, so yes, I'm a muppet with a relatively OP premium tank. 🤔🤷♀
Claus, I feel you are the only one to make this idea work. Do a video of single tanks being swarmed by multiple opponents while in the background a tune from the Sensational Alex Harvey Band plays. " Gang Bang"
Wow, Claus really hates the Cobra Commander😂😂😂
I didn't guess the first game kills right but....I did guess Claus was going to call the AMX heavy a "hunk of shit" 😂😂
"Il est touché!"
It's all about lowered expectations in this life.
The moment the guy asked for the hot sausage I knew what the response would be, lol
I was in Paris, I was surprised to find more stinkiest place then New York.
Garbage everywhere.
I do not know why is that place so popular.
I like how you are 100% accurate about the French. They are different so they do it their way. Sofuckyou. 🤣🤣🤣
"Miel" means "honey" in French. Some kind of Valentine's day thing.
(Sung to The Candyman)
Who can make you happy? Cover you in praise..
Make a youtube star of you for three or four days..
The Kellerman
The Kellerman Can
Kellerman can 'cause he mixes it with jokes
And makes the players feel good...
Bravo maestro. 👏
"Foutu" in french, is a popular way to say "dead" or "nearly dead" 😉
Am I the only one that saw Teddy Bears all over the Miel? Either that, or the Mrs. spiked my Coffee 🤣🤣🤣
Next Bourrasque based tank will be argentinian, the "Milei". It will be very noisy.
Miel , meaning Honey and they put little bears on it..wow WG
I would pay for Claus commander!
The sausage story is typical for France, he was lucky that he didn't undestand French,..he would have heard alot more insulting comments.
That Tiger(p) was listed as dead before he even blew up..... wierd
Hey Claus, let your beard grow out I bet you can grow a glorious one!
martys expresive give him a ear scratch for me
Claus is back nice ❤
I honestly guessed 10.
'Miel' is french for 'Honey'.
AY UP CLAUS
Perfect french mon ami 😂
1:24... Wait a minute, so this is like that, VK sumn, does 14k plus with 2 shot auto? VK11 or sumn? What is this?!
Hot sausage commentary! Up vote.
Oh that was funny the baby or the man,.
Screens on the treads of the tank will work and help in the sand, but putting the glass windows on the tracks won't last. Hold on. This is WOT. The glass windows should be shatter proof. One can only fantasize.
I know this song: "I saw the shell"....
What???? Why are they fighting against tier 6s? I can't recall since 2013 playing like that.
Should probably get the free camera Mod so when you pause you can just go over to whatever spot to show people what your talking about ? Thanks Video ! AND 3 days now catching up on your videos Without getting Spammed to Hell in Notifications from Telegraph saying YOU want to talk to me OR YOU have a present for me OR I won something from Claus etc. MUCH BETTER :)
7…yeah 7
the scmeil is the bourrask
Got 3 kills... 5 more!
I paused and guessed 83 kills.
oooh - That was close!
Eleven kills a no Ace tanker? 😮
I once got a kill and zero damage. Arty was credited with all the hp 😮
You'll feature it "maybe"...I linked my Arty15 mission using the T9 arty (british that you recommended) and no love from you.
the screen was added to tracks so the whining about being perma tracked would stop, it used to be a good way for a lower tier to keep a top tier in place for arty to smash them
Paris is the Detroit of Europe.
Hey! Detroit is better than that!
Claus you're a benefactor... Sharing these poor crying BABY's games 😂😂😂
I was killed by one of these cockroaches yesterday. I didn't know what the hell it was. I went from full health to dead in seconds. OP?
11 kills I predict
11 kills and no ace tanker. Wtf.
its not foutier , its FOUTU !
The viewing range seems awfully long.
8 kills?
my guess is he will carry the stupids
I lived in Madrid Spain for a while. They don't have dinner until 10pm, they take 2 or 3 hours for lunch, and don't come to work before 10am.... A completely unproductive country. There's a reason Spain is rarely in the headlines unless it's negative.
This is why Wargaming keeps this unfair +-2 matchmaking. Even the biggest muppit gets such a dream matchmaking from time to time, achieves 10 kills wihout any effort. Then he feels like a king, suddenly thinks hes a pro, massive amount of endorphine is released, he gets addicted and plays 10 000 more battles in hopes of getting the same result again, eventualy buys more premium tanks, spends more gold and opens a shit ton of lootboxes every year. Wargaming gets the money. Wargaming is happy.
Beard lives matter!
Happy algorithm comment
10 kills
True about the French. Been there many times, but not for the people. Most are rude af if you don't speak their language. But as we know from WW2, they surrender at hearing the first shot. So I'm not sure where this arrogance is based on.
Is Marty ok? This is the second video he's been upset.
At least 9 I'd say. 11 and no Ace Tanker??? WTF?tells me people play it a lot for rigging I'd say since the WN8 is boosted way up there. Is that another side effect of rigging? Still was a great game and excellent comentary as always.
The cobra commander is the reason I downloaded the all English speaking mod lol I he got so annoying at times
Who tf is Micky??????? Stil cant figure it out after almost 1 1/2 year. 😂
8 kills
I'll play , 10 kills 😎
Je suis Français. T'emmerde!
Everybody knows French tanks are best.
My guess is 11 kills
☕
wg needs to stop the reskin of tanks, if wg brings out a diffrent version of the prem tank like the burass and meil these tanks should be diffrent, all new version or reskins should have a diffrent feature like prem ammo in the new version should have prem ammo do 40-50% less damage per shot than the orginal version, what wg needs to do is start to phase out prem ammo in this game, all new tank and tank lines should have a lower damage per shot prem ammo than the standard ammo,
I know this story is fake.... Because over in Europe there is none of that American mandatory "tip"
Gratuity or VAT is included in the bill automatically. Depending the area its at
least 21%
@@BARONVORS
And where is this?
This mandatory "tipping" is usually confined to the US of Murca where companies dont pay their workers.
11
No nation is as pompous as the French from where I've been. No offence intended, just facts
ahahahaha burasq deffo not OP, getting 11 kills, Pools AND Kolo's and STILL not Ace :) GG oblivion invader, although blessed by su12244 muppet and a straight 1 shot ammorack into a previously unscraped su100
Ordinary promotion from WOT tips !! (Haha 3-9000 Damage) you don't get 1/4th of what you see here in real game!!! These bastards have a modified mod for promotions to see they are still in the top ranks, what he shoots is a hit!! if a tank hits him.. then a rebound... I guarantee that you won't have it that way!! and it will be the opposite on mil. % and besides... don't buy premium or premium tanks!!! it's useless anyway, the server determines the damage,,..determines victory and defeat .. If you upload min Damage to the opponent, the server will automatically flip and give Victory/ if High damage to the opponent - it is automatically Defeat.. You have a tank of 8 levels and you are approximately at the bottom of the team or on the bottom team composition, stacked from level 10 = It's automatically a win because you have no chance to shoot down Level 10 that is: min. damage = victory.!!! If you are on the highest rungs in the lineup, e.g. team level 8 to level 6 , Automatically = high damage to the opponent and you automatically = Defeat!! Server. BLOCKS....visibility, enemy detections, opponent damage, you can just do whatever you want :D !! it's wasted money!! You actually have more losses than wins in the game!! Ask yourself another question.. how many times have you recorded what you see here? (it's easy to play if you're an admin with a good game mode!), and this thieving company gives replays like this every day ... they're just lying to you and fooling you it's a great game, waiting for you to adjust the game mode to the minimum so that you can put real money into it!! Also note that they offer only premium or 10 level tanks, where you have huge losses in the game even during premium, especially if you use gold-i (premium cartridges)!!! , for 1 battle minus up to 8-20,000 cash... if not more... wtf.
10 😜
Claus... you work from your basement don't you? are you one of the 4 who got $250M worth of contracts for doing no IT work?🤣🤣
The baby is as toxic as the WoT community, had to stop watching his streams for the drops, rather watch these videos for entertainment