How can you hate Yoda

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  • Опубликовано: 23 окт 2024

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  • @marvel_media
    @marvel_media  2 года назад +2142

    Movie: Empire Strikes Back
    Show: The Book of Boba Fett
    Song: Cry - Cigarettes after Sex

    • @williamporter4147
      @williamporter4147 2 года назад +59

      THANK YOU

    • @marvel_media
      @marvel_media  2 года назад +55

      @@williamporter4147 YOURE WELCOME

    • @Kingshrek123
      @Kingshrek123 Год назад +10

      who doesn’t know this

    • @REDWD979
      @REDWD979 Год назад +49

      @@Kingshrek123 I thought this was the mandalorian I haven’t watched the book of bobs fett sense it came out

    • @REDWD979
      @REDWD979 Год назад +11

      @@ypwqo9 boba I meant

  • @chrovos4044
    @chrovos4044 2 года назад +2427

    Luke using the force to help grogu keep up with him was a hella adorable touch

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Год назад +44

      If only gravity could work da way da force works in reality and real thing 😮‍💨😒😞

    • @blackpaint9093
      @blackpaint9093 Год назад +30

      Adorable touch, but out of place 100%.
      Jedi's code prohibits Jedi's from using the force for futile reasons, for anything but survival actually.
      Example? You cant use the force to pick up the potato chips on the table, or cut the apple in two(like anakin wanted to do to impress Padme)
      Another example is seen by Yoda himself, he is old and grumpy all the time, but when he needs to fight he becomes agile and his movements are not limited by his old age, why? He uses the force. Why cant he use it to move properly while not working? Cause thats against the jedi code.

    • @SpicyRabbitLegs
      @SpicyRabbitLegs Год назад +84

      ​@@blackpaint9093 and that why jedi council got destroyed.. simply because they had yo much dumb rules

    • @uhckingking6968
      @uhckingking6968 Год назад +43

      ​@@SpicyRabbitLegsfax lmao your telling me if i had telekinetic Powers i would only be able to use it when in literally in a life or death situation?
      Hell no Im grabbin that remote from across the goddamn table

    • @es-rh8oo
      @es-rh8oo Год назад

      ​@@blackpaint9093stupid orthodox Jedi religion

  • @danielh.a1986
    @danielh.a1986 2 года назад +16779

    I mean.....even Yoda said it soooo yeah the debate is over!
    Size doesn't matter 🌚

    • @marvel_media
      @marvel_media  2 года назад +676

      Lmaoo

    • @danielh.a1986
      @danielh.a1986 2 года назад +318

      @@MrBenjma how do you know it's not a he?🌚......
      It's not😐 but still

    • @Hunk456
      @Hunk456 2 года назад +124

      They just jealous cause they don't have one~ 😏

    • @GogoGagasj
      @GogoGagasj 2 года назад +29

      Bru

    • @Moai2.-
      @Moai2.- 2 года назад +82

      2 inches is finally big again 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @foosa1597
    @foosa1597 2 года назад +979

    I like how luke talks about yodas heart before his strength in the force because that's what's more important to the Light side 😔

    • @tanmaysonawane4618
      @tanmaysonawane4618 Год назад +12

      Yoda was ignorant caz he of his ignorance palpatine took over

    • @TotallyTheRealGoose
      @TotallyTheRealGoose Год назад

      @@tanmaysonawane4618 yoda wasn’t fucking ignorant you idiot Wth?

    • @ladycarmillasanguina
      @ladycarmillasanguina Год назад +14

      ⁠​⁠@@tanmaysonawane4618That’s unfair to blame it all on Yoda. The Jedi had no say in what the senate did. BUT the republic could control the Jedi somewhat through Palpatine.
      In the end it was a combination of the Order’s flawed system, a corrupted republic. via Palpatine who concealed himself well and manipulated everything, and the will of the force.

    • @ambroseyonke3256
      @ambroseyonke3256 Год назад

      @@tanmaysonawane4618 you my friend are an ignorant sack of shit.

    • @ambroseyonke3256
      @ambroseyonke3256 Год назад +7

      @@ladycarmillasanguina thank you. it ain't yoda's fault, though he did blame himself for it.

  • @treystiemsma7329
    @treystiemsma7329 Год назад +317

    This is the luke the sequels needed

  • @Savenmi
    @Savenmi Год назад +209

    Yoda: "Size matter's not. It's how you use it."

  • @RK36_
    @RK36_ 2 года назад +2062

    “I want to tell you about someone you remind me of”
    Yoda’s ghost: “racist fck you are Luke”

    • @orionharper3618
      @orionharper3618 Год назад +83

      Oh man, Yoda should have shown up as a force ghost to day that to him and grogu! Beautiful man, just beautiful.

    • @quinntaylor1170
      @quinntaylor1170 Год назад +28

      Literally haha. I thought the same thing! The only thing that reminds him of Yoda with grogu is their race

    • @GhettoNiggerRape4HireO.o7.
      @GhettoNiggerRape4HireO.o7. Год назад +13

      ​​@@orionharper3618 can't see force ghosts unless you're well in tune with the force too. Like Kenobi not seeing Qui Gon for years even though he was waiting for Kenobi to see him.
      So Grogu likely sees nothing but Luke would

    • @The_Memorial
      @The_Memorial Год назад +2

      Haha

    • @alwaysturnonaircon
      @alwaysturnonaircon Год назад +1

      lul

  • @him7635
    @him7635 2 года назад +938

    *looks down*
    “Wise words Yoda, . . . Thank you”

    • @sorenbrush
      @sorenbrush 2 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @Nuggz4D
      @Nuggz4D 2 года назад +9

      2 Millimeters is big enough… right🥺

    • @Jalapos
      @Jalapos 2 года назад +11

      @@Nuggz4D BRO THATS FUCKING HUGE YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT THATS GOTTA BE SOMETHING SERIOUS

    • @darkname122
      @darkname122 2 года назад +5

      @@Nuggz4D I mean I’m not trying to compare but mines it half a millimeter it’s pretty big

    • @jezzerdubon7714
      @jezzerdubon7714 2 года назад +6

      @@darkname122 pathetic mine is .0003 mm

  • @elliothough7238
    @elliothough7238 2 года назад +3296

    Grogu: *"Bitch im older than you Yoda changed my diapers"*

  • @rqneo5361
    @rqneo5361 Год назад +53

    Plot twist Grogu is Yoda but he goes back in time through a wormhole portal

  • @patatar
    @patatar 2 года назад +67

    The way grogu walks get's me every time 😂

  • @yoboiwhitemancheddaman391
    @yoboiwhitemancheddaman391 2 года назад +5948

    Can we just take into consideration that Grogu has been alive longer than Luke and probably knows who yoda is

    • @marvel_media
      @marvel_media  2 года назад +668

      Literally bro

    • @tonyluong6732
      @tonyluong6732 2 года назад +1259

      @@marvel_media Dude fr looking at Luke like oh yeah, the homie? We were tight as hell, he got you with that backwards shit right? Gets em erry time

    • @scrapdigidydog460
      @scrapdigidydog460 2 года назад +468

      He’s like not shit yoda was my uncle 😂

    • @leftyynfl
      @leftyynfl 2 года назад +201

      @@marvel_mediaconfirm I can met grogu before Luke I did

    • @raegangottsch2951
      @raegangottsch2951 2 года назад +78

      yeah well back then he was probably too young to remember or really know what much

  • @P.Whitestrake
    @P.Whitestrake 2 года назад +1601

    Grogu be like: "Hell yeah, dude. I'm 50 years old. Of course I know that guy. I call him Uncle Yo back then."

  • @davidneacsu1573
    @davidneacsu1573 2 года назад +971

    Poor Yoda, no wonder he died. A huge heart really isn't something to play with.

  • @ClassicSonicPerson
    @ClassicSonicPerson 11 месяцев назад +12

    Grogu's little jump is so adorable 🥰

  • @Guaco_YT
    @Guaco_YT Год назад +23

    “Do or do not, there is no try” - master Yoda

  • @Its_theK
    @Its_theK 2 года назад +3264

    “he once said to me: n word i must say“

    • @aditya3127
      @aditya3127 2 года назад +65

      If This happens in real life and today he would be cancelled and there would be riot

    • @DaFuggster
      @DaFuggster 2 года назад +138

      @@aditya3127 nah, yoda has the pass

    • @cr7sui12
      @cr7sui12 2 года назад +17

      @@DaFuggster yep

    • @aditya3127
      @aditya3127 2 года назад +12

      @@DaFuggster good anakin good anakin

    • @pzmv
      @pzmv 2 года назад +14

      soo nigga?

  • @bananaknight8575
    @bananaknight8575 2 года назад +428

    "size matters not" that's exactly what I told my gf the other day along with "middle sized it is, yes"

  • @lucifermorningstar4500
    @lucifermorningstar4500 2 года назад +59

    "Judge me by my size do you?"
    "Actually yes."
    Yoda: *wipes the Jedi scum from existence*

  • @TheNatural2379.
    @TheNatural2379. Год назад +8

    Makes me think of me, talking to my baby nephew about his grandpa that he will never meet unfortunately cause he past away. But I will tell him stories about how great of a man he was.

  • @user-im4yf3ut4z
    @user-im4yf3ut4z Год назад +21

    I didn't even notice Luke lifting Grogu up with the force so he can catch up with him😭

  • @zoomer1293
    @zoomer1293 2 года назад +139

    "Its not about the size of it, its about the force behind it." literally yoda

  • @ToastRoastToastRoast
    @ToastRoastToastRoast 2 года назад +134

    Size, matters not. Do. Or do not. There’s no try. -Master Yoda

  • @obitouchiha2581
    @obitouchiha2581 2 года назад +911

    ,,Size matters not“
    Gurls: He must be at least 8‘9 tall

    • @juss-kevin3469
      @juss-kevin3469 2 года назад +22

      Factss 💀💀

    • @browniesarecool4259
      @browniesarecool4259 2 года назад +69

      She must weight under 250 pounds

    • @Cookiefy_
      @Cookiefy_ 2 года назад +56

      @@browniesarecool4259 *Gets instantly cancelled*

    • @GreyLikesPeace
      @GreyLikesPeace 2 года назад +30

      @@browniesarecool4259 pov: you gonna be cancelled

    • @Pacdad9998
      @Pacdad9998 2 года назад +1

      @@browniesarecool4259 “OmG, yOu’Re So ShAlLoW aNd DiSgUsTiNg. Also, I would never date you because you’re not a 6’10 millionaire with a 10 inch D and giant muscles.”
      - some random “feminist”

  • @aaironnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    @aaironnnnnnnnnnnnnn Год назад +9

    RIP Yoda u will always be remembered in our hearts

  • @JediMaul
    @JediMaul 11 месяцев назад +2

    Yoda always been my favorite character in Star Wars legacy but I cried when he passed man. He was comfortable where he was at and gave his last word to Luke. Yoda was a truly a wise Jedi. We need a story line about yoda

  • @zoroux2826
    @zoroux2826 2 года назад +150

    Grogu and Luke really is the purest thing in Star Wars. God DAMN he shoulda stayed with Luke. If they split the series into grogus training and din reclaiming mandalore then later being saved by a trained grogu and reuniting with him it would have been gold. It’s a shame Disney doesn’t understand that grogu would be better as a character that is actually somewhat independent and not just an “cuteness” object for the main character to be boosted by.

    • @namyio0278
      @namyio0278 Год назад +9

      Yeah..its true now the mando series doesn't seems to be intrstd a befor

    • @nora8674
      @nora8674 8 месяцев назад

      Dude. Din needed Grogu. He couldn't take over Mandalore alone

  • @FireTLD
    @FireTLD 2 года назад +21

    He once told me... RUN, RUN, RUN, JUMP. I CAN BE A BACKPACK WHILE YOU RUN

  • @RareDBD
    @RareDBD 2 года назад +113

    "Size matters not"
    Every male rn: YES

  • @Minch_Yoda
    @Minch_Yoda Год назад +13

    "Size matters not, Look at mine"
    That's what I said to Yaddle

  • @Sage_Orias_YT
    @Sage_Orias_YT 11 месяцев назад +6

    "My ally is the Force. And a *powerful* ally, it is."

  • @fizylx9302
    @fizylx9302 2 года назад +223

    " Size matters not" said no women ever.

    • @Fuck_handles
      @Fuck_handles 2 года назад +3

      Some boys do tho

    • @Aleksandr_Skrjabin
      @Aleksandr_Skrjabin 2 года назад +6

      women ☕

    • @ladyazari2785
      @ladyazari2785 2 года назад +2

      I am a girl, and I'm 6'7. And I am only 16.

    • @Aleksandr_Skrjabin
      @Aleksandr_Skrjabin 2 года назад +7

      @@ladyazari2785 how many is that in Meters or Cm if i may ask, because i dont know how inches or what u use there.

    • @ladyazari2785
      @ladyazari2785 2 года назад +1

      @@Aleksandr_Skrjabin 1,85 meters

  • @5ugus7_the_one
    @5ugus7_the_one 2 года назад +45

    “Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter” - yoda

  • @touchgrassnerd4344
    @touchgrassnerd4344 2 года назад +6

    Look is like the chillest person ever and the tone of his voice so smooth

  • @jennygurung4545
    @jennygurung4545 Год назад +5

    yoda look like someone who will Gove you hug back if someone hug 🫂

  • @FermisAxiom
    @FermisAxiom 6 месяцев назад +2

    Grogu: "That's racist."

  • @smerfu7480
    @smerfu7480 2 года назад +104

    "How can you hate yoda"
    Me : you can't

  • @NONE.Dragon
    @NONE.Dragon 2 года назад +48

    Luke: His name was Yogurt

    • @SilverHatPebble08
      @SilverHatPebble08 2 года назад +2

      You can hear the word yogurt if you turn down the volume a bit

    • @gafitas05
      @gafitas05 Год назад

      Nop

    • @TM_WariussW
      @TM_WariussW Месяц назад

      ​@@SilverHatPebble08it's just your mind little kid

  • @kaiser3P0
    @kaiser3P0 Год назад +8

    "Size matters Not"
    - Yoda (after having intimate with mace windu)

    • @Ercippo
      @Ercippo 9 дней назад +1

      Underrated

  • @muhtarakdeniz4681
    @muhtarakdeniz4681 2 года назад +6

    Anakin: You're shorter than I expected.
    General Grievous: JuDgE mE bY sIzE Do yOu?!

  • @DrDodo117
    @DrDodo117 2 года назад +19

    I remember when I first watched empire with my dad when I was little we had to stop because I was scared of yoda but when we finally watched the rest after my dad explained that he’s a good guy and taught obi wan i then decided to watch the rest and yoda from my perspective spent the rest of the time convincing me and then I felt connected to him because little me though he was talking to me.

  • @elliotedwards4238
    @elliotedwards4238 2 года назад +67

    R.I.P master Yoda the great

  • @apcreatedforentertainment9733
    @apcreatedforentertainment9733 2 года назад +7

    Yoda is still god of STAR WARS none can match his level. Even after his death he still lives in our hearts because of his very very big ❤️❤️

  • @bhavikmejrani3221
    @bhavikmejrani3221 Год назад +2

    Yoda is and always will be with us. May the force be with you

  • @nickigierth3308
    @nickigierth3308 3 месяца назад +2

    I never forget that legend Yoda i miss him and grogu looks much like Yoda as a baby😢

  • @5sTarRAleX53
    @5sTarRAleX53 2 года назад +14

    “Size matters not. Judge me by my size do u, hmmm?!”
    Yoda: goes on to lift an x wing out from mucky water.

    • @TM_WariussW
      @TM_WariussW Месяц назад

      Stupid comment like always

  • @fluent4530
    @fluent4530 2 года назад +16

    The sad thing is that Grogu probably knew and saw Yoda plenty of times in the Jedi Temple before Order 66

  • @kgb4247
    @kgb4247 2 года назад +9

    Bro I just loved how Grogu didn’t pick Jedi like what happens next is all in the air

  • @ranbanpanman2759
    @ranbanpanman2759 2 года назад +1

    Yoda is a homie my man thanks for reminding me that always that size matters not

  • @dungeon_master_of_gruumsh
    @dungeon_master_of_gruumsh Год назад +6

    "Size matters not." -yoda

  • @cayden6074
    @cayden6074 2 года назад +46

    Such wise words

  • @Shimino_Arazu
    @Shimino_Arazu 2 года назад +9

    Yoda : "Sizes matter not. "
    Me : "I'm scared that the truth that yoda is man of culture.... "

  • @dabros4035
    @dabros4035 2 года назад +19

    This got me in tears

  • @yousefdaher8393
    @yousefdaher8393 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Size matters not. How you use it, it is"

  • @The_Pure_Vessel397
    @The_Pure_Vessel397 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Size matters not"
    That one girl:"ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"

  • @Ricothunder
    @Ricothunder 2 года назад +210

    If yoda was a girl:
    “Size matter yes”
    I’m kidding btw

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Год назад

      Boobs 😐📸

    • @cowboyfett3810
      @cowboyfett3810 Год назад +1

      Bro had to specify he is joking

    • @Ricothunder
      @Ricothunder Год назад +2

      @@cowboyfett3810 I know most people nowadays would be super offended for a freakin joke

    • @cowboyfett3810
      @cowboyfett3810 Год назад

      @@Ricothunder True lol that's my point. World is nuts.

    • @ConduitX
      @ConduitX Год назад

      ​@@cowboyfett3810then why are deez nuts not big

  • @Julia-up4kn
    @Julia-up4kn Год назад +3

    Luke in the last scene looked like he thought Yoda was seriously crazy haha
    Beautiful🥺🥺❤❤❤❤💖

  • @rickeyb8812
    @rickeyb8812 Год назад +10

    "When 900 years old you become,
    look as good you will not"

  • @sky016x
    @sky016x Год назад +6

    It’s kind of sad that, in the new Jedi Order, we won’t be able to see Yoda, Obi-wan, Mace, Anakin, Ahsoka, Et al. Again 😮‍💨 welp all good things must come to an end. What a ride it has been!

    • @Pigismal
      @Pigismal 3 месяца назад

      I mean Ahsoka's alive but she's not a Jedi.

  • @Coco11d7
    @Coco11d7 2 года назад +10

    I love how grogu just walks normally and Luke have to carry him

  • @Pacdad9998
    @Pacdad9998 2 года назад +39

    “On tinder I was. My size a girl questioned. One foot I told her. Too short she called me. Know I was not speaking of my height she did not.”
    - yoda gigachad

  • @neweka3256
    @neweka3256 2 года назад +6

    "How can you hate yoda"
    Palps: He fucking killed my royal guards damnit.

    • @reychester1610
      @reychester1610 2 года назад +1

      Yoda: I was just swinging my hand and they just die 😏

  • @bobojones5203
    @bobojones5203 Год назад +1

    As soon as I play Luke in battlefront 2.
    The old movies bring me back😢😢😢

  • @e-l.i.g.h.t.Da.Rapper.Official
    @e-l.i.g.h.t.Da.Rapper.Official Год назад +1

    It's not about the size of somebody it's about the impact they have on that person so they feel motivated to push on and continue to do more than they've already put in

  • @kylo5091
    @kylo5091 2 года назад +4

    This makes me sad and remember the movies with yoda 😔

  • @S.T.R.A.W.H.A.1
    @S.T.R.A.W.H.A.1 Год назад +4

    Grogu:”well no shi* he was my dads uncles brother like you don’t think I know that?”

  • @Flash-Man816
    @Flash-Man816 2 года назад +5

    I want another trilogy about Luke.

  • @outerjex
    @outerjex 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Size matters Not"
    - Yoda
    There you go everyone

  • @FinnBrown-j7s
    @FinnBrown-j7s 2 месяца назад +1

    He is and always will be adorable

  • @PooMonkeyMan
    @PooMonkeyMan Год назад +3

    I really want to see Grogu meeting Yoda’s Force Ghost one day and bonding.

  • @arc-77captainfordo93
    @arc-77captainfordo93 2 года назад +3

    Man I'm almost a grown adult and this made me cry

  • @lamontwallace4323
    @lamontwallace4323 Год назад +4

    They should have let mark Hamill do his Yoda impression (which is flawless)

  • @Aaron_544
    @Aaron_544 4 месяца назад +1

    This scene made me tear up 😢

  • @ChiSox326
    @ChiSox326 7 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly glad we had the clone wars series to truly see just how powerful Master Yoda really was ! And to see him in action especially in the very first Episode ! He destroyed a whole regiment of tanks and droids by himself. He definitely could've handled the droidekas but he was teaching life lessons while showing that size truly doesn't matter

  • @bhaskarp17
    @bhaskarp17 2 года назад +7

    “Oh yeah bro, that’s my dad”

  • @AntiTankGun
    @AntiTankGun 2 года назад +4

    "Size matters not"
    Yoda united every man no matter what their sizes are

  • @3sibs367
    @3sibs367 9 месяцев назад +5

    “Size matters not”
    -Master Yoda
    This is like my favorite quote from him 💀💀💀

  • @KairiWindham
    @KairiWindham 10 месяцев назад +1

    Luke making him jump up using the force was Frickin adorable

  • @farid-frederick
    @farid-frederick Год назад +2

    "Size matter not" what a quote to life by

  • @Blue_sky3725
    @Blue_sky3725 2 года назад +16

    Tell that to the lady's bruh 😭

  • @nightmare-ls5mu
    @nightmare-ls5mu 2 года назад +8

    ....heart warming 😌💖💗

  • @averagecodplayer6469
    @averagecodplayer6469 2 года назад +4

    "Size matters not"
    -Literally every sensei

  • @RandomAnimation123
    @RandomAnimation123 2 года назад +1

    Man he is tooo fucking old and wise man his like 900 years old and i miss him

  • @NSDCOLES
    @NSDCOLES Год назад +2

    I'm smaller than most of my football teamates and other players in the league skinny and small but I'm 1 of if not the most technical in the league and these words really go far...

  • @ziggyzigz
    @ziggyzigz 2 года назад +12

    “Who can hate yoda”
    **Korenbeef27 has entered the chat**

  • @jrccanque1417
    @jrccanque1417 Год назад +3

    "Do or do not. There is no try " -Yoda

  • @josephcavaliere9772
    @josephcavaliere9772 Год назад +3

    Yoda is a very good warrior who fought Darth sidious but had the misfortune to have to leave the fight 😢 nothing went right for him 😢

  • @kxrishxck
    @kxrishxck 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Do or do not there is no try"
    -a wise man who did not judge anyone by size

  • @DalegendaryJJ842
    @DalegendaryJJ842 2 года назад +1

    Yeah I love how warm hearting that is ☺️

  • @leonjeronimobilbao1953
    @leonjeronimobilbao1953 Год назад +3

    One second of this scene is better than disney trilogy

  • @eon1779
    @eon1779 2 года назад +4

    "hey look, there's a small green old alien at the side of the swamp"
    "Probably weak AF, let's shoot the guy"

  • @atlas3670
    @atlas3670 2 года назад +5

    “Judge by my size, do you? Hmmm” anyone who probably did regretted it after

  • @Unnamed_Channel_
    @Unnamed_Channel_ 4 месяца назад +2

    “Size doesn’t matter”- Yoda
    Me: that’s what she said

  • @dankcraft7386
    @dankcraft7386 8 месяцев назад +1

    ill never forget when Yoda said, *”Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?”*
    Very powerful lesson

  • @oppexterminator
    @oppexterminator Год назад +4

    Shoutout to yoda fr man bro said its ok to be small 💯😭😂

  • @Randomvideos96547
    @Randomvideos96547 Год назад +4

    I love Yoda and Luke’s Duo😭

  • @khalednasriolom3114
    @khalednasriolom3114 2 года назад +4

    Yoda has a big hart
    Joda:kills 384 clones

  • @clareyoung1922
    @clareyoung1922 2 года назад +1

    Yoda is an iconic character and my fav he will be remembered as the best green goblin ever 😔

  • @AdrianMC692
    @AdrianMC692 Год назад

    Yoda and Michael Corleone are the two GOAT movie leaders imo. They both had many enemies, but survived them all and died of old age naturally. RIP and respect to both💪🏼💯

  • @dingledoodles2615
    @dingledoodles2615 Год назад +9

    "Size matters not"
    Yoda coping hard.

    • @Nemenis
      @Nemenis 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah I hate yoda