The Longest NFL Day Ever | Week 5 Reactions LIVE with Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal
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- Опубликовано: 7 окт 2024
- Join Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal LIVE for their reactions to Week 5 of the NFL season.
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I love that Bill and Sal are doing these Sunday livestreams, they’re very fun!
Backwards hat Bill is literally just the Steve Buscemi meme
Hahaha 🙌
Hello there fellow kids, it's not inconceivable that the Pats make the playoffs.
I think it's been scrubbed from the internet but he did a video where it was like the winners of 2019 or something like that and he was wearing this hipster beanie for some reason and kept talking about how Zendaya was gonna be a star the whole video
"literally"
I look forward to this show every Monday. You guys are great. Don't ever change.
45:00 I was in fucking TEARS listening to the podcast and hearing bill and sal describe Jason Garrett on nbc trying not to act like a robot during the weather delay. I haven’t laughed like that in a long time.
He’s trying to act human. He IS a robot
same bro cousin sal has me dead
I had that shit muted and even with the volume off I could tell Garrett was flailing like he needed a life preserver. Poor bastard
The Collinsworth impressions always get me.
that and Sal's impression of Bill. Every. Single. Time.
"The win probability in my pants" 🤣🤣🤣
Good job by you!
Love the hat, Bill.
“What’s up home dudes?” Bill
39:35 Nobody has held a city hostage on a football field like this since Bane in Dark Knight Rises.
Filmed in Pittsburgh
Bill’s win probability take might be his best of 2024
that win percentage part had me rolling
I hit my teaser !! Bills, Ravens, Washington 6 pointer
Bills lose??????
@@grahambeckergetting 6 points
@@grahambecker bills got there… line was +7 with the teaser
I love losing money on football. Can’t wait til next week !
Love Cousin Sal's "You deserve it." and Bill pointing out how bad Rich Eisen is (NFL Network is unwatchable).
Ladies, let me take these menus 😂
I am stealing 'the win probability in my pants right now is"
Bill completely misremembered the Pats game to bag on the coaches. There weren't 2 1/2 minutes left on that 4th and 15 play… it was like 50 seconds. Even with timeouts you can't kick a FG at that point, it's way too late.
Sal week 2: I'm out on Daniels. Sal week 5: IN!
I do my public drinking on the northside of Columbus (OH) (having retired here from DC last year), and I still see folks wearing Browns paraphernalia. I would have expected more Bengals gear but there you go.
I love Guess the lines, especially when Dallas showed up on SNF!!!
“I really wanted to watch these WNBA games!”
Sign you may have a serious gambling problem.
Cleveland fan here: I stopped watching. It's Haslem's pride ruining a great defensive era (after trading away the franchise QB they DID draft). Haslem is a shit owner. That's all.
What’s up with Bill taking shots at Rich Eisen like this 😂😂😂 he moved on from Kirk Herbreist I guess lmao
I LOVE Eisen and as a Cardinals fan I can’t hate on Kurt. But they were truly, objectively terrible in that game. They could not bring themselves to talk about how terrible Rodgers was that whole game
Love it when they goof on Garrett😂
CMC would score TDs instead of kicking FGs. He scored 31 TDS in the last two years They can’t score in the red zone right now. Would be 4-1 if he was playing.
So they literally can’t score points in the red zone without CMC?? And this is supposed to reassure me about the QB you’re gonna have to give 60 million a year someday real soon
Watching it, its so clear that red zone is our issue and CMC is the best in the league. While its true our D isnt great CMC would impact the scoring by at least 7 per game because of red zone scores
@@prod.snqwfall1347 that is not what he is commenting about. Relax on on the Purdy obsession he has been good this year. BS said what would CMC change in this team and its clearly the red zone O.
Now back to your sooking about Brock in the two comeback losses he hits Bell perfectly to seal the game.
This game Mason fumbles in the red zone to seal it and he was driving the ball well but O line gets blown up and he gets hit. Not his fault, of also FG kicker is out which would have sealed the game
@@danielmackenzie6676Lol 7 points per game.
@@prod.snqwfall1347 CMC opens up the offense because he gets the defense to concentrate on him leaving the others open especially in the red zone. Purdy is not a $50M Qb but that’s the going rate. He needs a good supporting cast to be successful and right now he’s missing the offensive player of the year.
the win probability in my pants comment 💀
I have zero emotional investment in the Patriots this year, and we do deserve it, as Sal said. And I hope they're tanking considering the awful decisions they're making! But, Bill is right, and they could have won maybe three more games, which is INSANE. Play to win, Bob.
Sal bringing up the call from last year's Cowboys/Lions game triggered me
Drake Maye came into the Jets game for one drive in garbage time and got sacked 3 times. Pats should continue playing Brissett as a sack dummy and get the first pick and then trade for a boat load. Also did Bill forget that his qbs last year were Mac Jones and Bailey Zappe? At least Brissett isn't just launching multiple pick sixes per game.
Bengals need to draft Travis and some interior D line
Really the whole defense has needs
They need another edge guy
They need a holder. They should have won.
The win probability in my pants is 85%
Can yall get some time stamps for these long videos? Or at least put a graphic up showing which team you're discussing
@ nephew Kyle
Thanks for the incompetency segment lol as a gambler these things are painful to experience
Trying to get your night cap thing going I see. I’m in lol
20$ says Cousin Sal knows zero about Malaysia, it’s fantastic
I did not have WNBA talk during the Week 5 reactions podcast on my Bingo Card.
Teasers aren’t dead…went 3 for 3 on Sunday 😂
Holy shit it's hilarious that Bill thinks betting point spreads is less random than betting totals. There's a reason most long-term winners bet totals more than spreads.
Dude where is the podcast ?
How’s that sneaky pats team working out
Don't you ever question Sam Darnold.
Bill not reading the two teams for guess the lines like a normal human is malpractice. Away team first, home team 2nd, what’s so hard about that? “We got Saints, Falcons?”
Ease up on the Pats Simmons. It’s called rebuilding
Regarding Watson they are hoping for injury and have his contract insured. If he misses games to injury the insurance pays him and team gets salary cap dollars.
Look up NFL contract insurance they don't talk about it a lot.
I appreciate the win probability rant. It's the biggest non stat in sports
Double hat crew!
I actually heard you say the words, when describing Staubach's pass to Pearson, that wasn't really a Hail Mary. I guess you have your own definitions, but when the QB who throws the ball calls it that for the first time and the term is used in perpetuity, yeah it's REALLY a Hail Mary.
Its easy to forget What Simmons has accomplished, then he casually explains how the WNBA is screwing up their scheduling by comparing it to how CBS screwed up the NBA until the 84 finals, which people think they rememeber but they dont actually (old heads dont know this shit)....... then you're like "Oh right, Bill knows his shit."
Grantsland, 30for30, sports podcasting, The Ringer, Bostonsportsguy...... say what you want, thats pantheon level shit.
Would the 49ers be better w McCaffrey? His backup literally fumbled the game away before the AZ drive
Bill's football takes are like way off this year. Have you not watched the Jets? Literally no chance they win the division over Bills
I have never really watched the FNIA crew before being held hostage by them last night. They are so bad they made The Clapper look serviceable. Maria Taylor had a 30min stretch where she flubbed something in every highlight. Was McCourty just filling in? He can’t possibly do this for a living now right? Lastly congratulations to Phil Simms for successful parenting and raising Chris to be better than he was - at being a horrible analyst.
WOW why is Malaysia catching strays?
Why would you expect Jacksonville to be even or favored against Chicago on a neutral field? You literally were just talking about how you think Pederson would have been fired if they started 0-5, now they're 1-4. The Bears are 3-2. I don't think the Bears are a great team, but they have identifiable strengths on defense, receivers, etc.
Plus, Chicago is a public team. They're always going to get a point extra if they're playing a team like Jacksonville.
I won three teasers this week and two last week. Maybe it’s you
Steelers defense feels good but not great. Bill's assessment that they were the best unit in the league seems wrong. Don't think Patrick Queen has played well. Cornerbacks are decent but they don't have a lockdown corner.
I'm not sure bill knows what sunk cost means. there is no way out. what are you just going to not have him on the 53 man roster?
27:30
I pity the fools that got up early to watch that shitty Jets vs Vikings game.
Aaron Rodgers stinks
Last week Bill said Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are the best broadcast team… is he deaf? Those two are awful to listen to
KC still hates Buck
Being the best isn’t saying a lot.
Lol the refs have been dog shit all year. Just watch the Bengals and you'll see how awful and how rigged these games are
Don’t blame the bengals sucking on the refs.
@@jamesfranken8676 the amount of none calls and blatant referee incompetence and screw jobs is unbelievable. You should try watching the Bengals games. It adds up. You realize how bad the NFL is
@@stevemiller1345 you’re right, it’s a conspiracy against one of the most exciting offenses in the nfl. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Ref’s miss calls every game and the other team has fans yelling about them every game. It’s dumb, and so is this argument about the bengals being screwed.
@@jamesfranken8676 it's pretty damn blatant. You have to see it and take note because it's really bad. Like I could do a highlight reel. I don't watch the other games because duh I'm watching the bengals.so.i.dont know how it is around the league but when the Bengals are on the refs are constantly not calling shit and making suspicious mistakes. Like yesterday when they were in the way and the Bengals were called for delay of game. Super suspect. It did t.matter though because burrow hit Higgins for a touchdown but it was a weird situation. It's gotten so bad I'm going to be done with the NFL if the chiefs win again. I'm one guy so they won't miss me but it will be nice not spending a Sunday wasting time watching rigged sports in the future
@@stevemiller1345 the teams you’re playing could make those exact same videos, that’s why this is dumb. Calls are missed and bad ones made every game. Your team isn’t being targeted, you just only see the ones for the only team you’re going for.
Do these jokers even WATCH foot all Daks got an insane amount of late game drives is just they normally blow folks out because hes so elite
He is not elite lol
@@ccselmo9363 i mean hes ONLY the best QB in team history and been a top five QB his WHOLE CAREER...Thats LITERALLY the definition of elite...I guess you dont think Payton Manning was elite either or Mahomes for that matter
@@ChrisSmith-tu9bu you can’t be serious 😂 he’s not even better than Romo. Never mind Aikman or Staubach. Never been a top 5 QB in the league at any point. He’s not elite. He’s good & with flashes of great
This run on sentence confused me but i think you’re suggesting that Dak is better than Aikman😂
As a Washington fan I was glad Dallas gave him 60 mil a year and he’d stay with the team.
45:05 Jason Garrett indeed sucks 😂