Technoblade Funny Moments During War in Dream SMP.
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- Опубликовано: 6 янв 2021
- Technoblade funny moments/bits during the war in Dream SMP server.
Most of the Clips belong to @Technoblade so go and subscribe to him.
Technoblade Channel: / technoblade
People involve in the video:
Dream: / dreamtraps
Ph1LzA: / ph1lza
TommyInnit: / @tommyinnit
Ponk: / @dropsbyponk
Outro Music: Corbyn Kites | Orbit
#Technoblade, #TechnobladeFunnyMoments, #DreamSMP 
Игры
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"A LOT OF THINGS!"
I felt that
"I dropped out of college for this"
Best quote of 2021 so far
I was gonna write the same example but I saw you already lol
s am e
@@i2t290 Lol ty I was searching for this video like a month
Tommy being struck by lightning should have been cannon. RNGesus struck him down.
It was hbombs trident
@@josephconley1599 RNGesus sure hates Tommy
@@josephconley1599 a trident never stuck even near him, it was all RNG, plus it would of said it was by a trident
@@risingoblivion2024 that’s not how it works if it has channeling. If the trident doesn’t do enough damage to kill, the lightning bolt will kill. Also you can literally just check hbombs stream and watch it happen.
@@josephconley1599 I don’t watch Hbomb but I’ll see, I figured it would of shown him being killed regardless if it was the lightning or the trident
I found it hilarious how much dream sounded like a child: "well you got to blow something up so now I want to blow something up"
@Harry Potter ok.......opinions go brrrrrr
time stamp?
@Harry Potter of course this comes from an orphan
@@comradewolfi I-
@@comradewolfi /r oof
I just noticed the sheer amount of wither skulls techno has, he had atleast 2 stacks like my goodness
Yeah he had enough to spawn like 55 withers if i remember correctly
WELCOME HOME THESEUS
2stacks and a half actually
Closer to three stacks actually
I counted a few weeks ago, there’s roughly 158 skulls originally, which makes 55 or so withers. Now around 35-30 withers are left.
Jack: "I've lost too much please don't do this."
Techno: "Tell you what, I'll give you some MOTIVATION to pick it up faster."
*Spawns wither on his stuff*
This is indeed what happened
Fun times
Hallo
(tommy gets f*cked by lightning) technoblade: SO LONG THESEUS
*Zeus did not like this*
*Zeus did not signed the contract for this*
Zeus got over it by having another 100 kids.
@@sportsfaniguess154 Hera: and I took that personally-
@@markhastings5725 lol
Wlibur: Tommy I want u to bring me back to live
Tommy: Wha-*Strucked by lighting
God:That a No from me
techno: chases ponk
PONK: AGGRAVATED CAT NOISES
Is there a compilation about that?
P o n k
@@NStripleseven lol
Fr
i just skipped class to watch this and it was worth it 10/10 Lol
Same
Yeeted my homework for this
im currently in class and im just watching this lol
Same, skipped class to watch the stream live at the time
@@meowyt631 same I had an online class and we didn’t have to write anything just say the answers in chat so I just binge watched Dream smp videos the entire time lmao
Alternate title: Technoblade bullying Ponk
“Laughing outside crying inside”
-Dream suffering from succes
It finally makes sense why ponk slowly snuck up on techno and just looked at him. Because he’d already been murdered like 3 times lmao
It'd be funny if he was killed and they rejoiced that they had the stack of wither heads then he comes back with the second stack
OH LOL
But do you know why that didnt happen cuz technoblade never dies bit***
@@krarhpf2452 rude
@@krarhpf2452 shut up kid ur rude, just know that if ur rude, then things can backfire
@@krarhpf2452 rude
When Techno said I’m getting JFK’d I lost it
GUESS WHO'S GENTLY GLIDING TOWARDS YOU, PONK.
6:39 It was at this moment that Jackmanifold knew
*He messed up*
Tommy: *thousand yard stare of hurt*
*gets struck by lightning*
Tommy: Gotta break character!
7:18
"what is wrong with you!?"
"A lot of things"
8:08 when techno was going to say "tubbo is gone crabrave" suddenly quackity went from smiling to frowning
Nice catch
6:22 So sad how no one got the Office reference
I’ve never even seen the office and I even get it lol
I’ve never watching it but I get it
@@sacredxkllrc3533 grammar 100
@@TricksterHub lmao I didn’t even notice it
10:15 Tommys face looks so sad, he is so loyal to La'Manberg. RIP
God made him laugh in this sadness 🤣🤣
god doesn't want tommy to bring wilbur back to life
Guess what
Technoblade: "I think the real government are the friends we made along the way."
Dream stans: "I guess we're anarchists now"
“I’m gettin’ jfk’d nooo” I legit turned this into a term between my friends now
8:08 Look at Quackity's face in the tab
Woah .
I really hope Tommy being struck by lightning is both canon and in the animatics.
Instead of killing him, its fuels his rage and makes him stronger!
When he drank a potion and started floating and said: i wouldn't be an end boss if i didn't level up halfway or something like that was too funny
"I wouldn't be a final boss if I didn't have stages"
Techno having a fight with SapNap was probably my favorite part of the SMP War-
"GO BACK TO NOT UPLOADING VIDEOS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!" Technoblade - 2021
Wilbur giving tommyinnit a good speech:🤔
Zeus: *Everybody hates him, why not?*
Techno: Kills Ponk 5 times
Ponk: "Just stop already."
This is 2022 the day after techno died he is forever in our hearts
I remember watching this live, it twas awesome.
twas
Can you give me the link of it please
His sword is called “Orphan Obliterator”
Yes lol
No shit Sherlock
10:26
And that’s how he became the fastest man alive
Bro I'm gonna miss him way too much than anyone..
Ngl been crying a lot today. Worst part realized that no one can be able to replace him, yet he's gone too soon.
@@paiswag same man, same.
@@paiswag yeah same bro
1:19 did just techno called dream sir or am i deaf?
I felt so bad for dream :( Techno should pay more attention to dream. because Dream loves him lol
u h h wait as friends right? Lmao-
@@Kay-ei5pp perhaps ? Lol
Dream is planing on kidnapping carl
@@Kay-ei5pp lets get the ship name LOLOL
@@Kay-ei5pp technodream
0:49 I love the picture wilbur and tommy are like brothers
The built up to the big fight with 23 ppl and it was gonna be a 3v 19 was so hype and then when the event finally started and it was a 3v5 it was kind wack to be honest
Especially sad because when you look at the statistics, L’manberg definitely would’ve fallen anyway. Those 19 people wouldn’t be enough to counter the hounds of war effectively, and with the time the dogs would buy, Techno and Phil could’ve planted as many withers as needed. And as soon as withers are in play, Dream would have is opportunity to rain death.
@@e.v4892 I mean that's literally what happened.
About 10 minutes in all of L'Manberg was there, Techno simply isolated them and/or overwhelmed them with mobs.
It was strategy pure and simple.
Well that's also because Technoblade and Dream's plan was to start early, so basically less people to deal with.
Except that fundy niachu ranboo and a few others were just staying out of it.
"I'm getting jfk'd" - techno
"WHAT!"-quackity
1:51 Dream - Mask
So you can see I'm tryin'
You won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin'
It's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
Tommy's POV: **important lore stuff**
Lightning: "You know what would be hilarious?"
Rest in peace king. Technoblade never dies
I like the way Ponk screams😂😂
can we start a petition for dream to have friends? #LETDREAMHAVEFRIENDS
When he said welcome to the youngest anarchy server in mc i died there xD
tommy: gets struck by lightning while admiring the anarchy
Techno: SOLONG THESEUS
techno again: EVEN GOD HATES HIM
6:20 the turns have tabled, WHAT?
10:24 Covid 19 be like
He already had 9 buckets in his chest but still made another 2
“That was my thing you ripped me off!” Tommy: Can we just get to the rp
I love when Tommy got struck by Lightning BadBoyHalo said in chat “Roasty Toasty” lol
This reminds me when George said 'RoAstY ToaSty'
Techno: Oh no im getting JFK'd
Quackity: your getting what ?!!
Obviously the non americans won't get the reference
10:19 I spit out my drink from laughter when tommy got struck by lightning lol
8:08 QUACKITY SKIN, LOOK AT HIS FACE LOL
"Every time I see you you have less armor" is such a hardcore insult 😂
techno actually got to a heart and a half at one point XD
What about "We can cover this up with dirt and the next battle for L'Manberg is going to be a huge game of spleef."
"What is wrong with you?"
"Well, a lot of things"
1:49
*_I wear a mask with a smile for hours at the time_*
3:05 "Orphan Obliterator" WHAAAT-
I noticed that too and I was like- what 😀
Seeing Dream and Techno near each other is kinda scary even when there joking
I just had a mental image of Phil being struck by lightning in hardcore
2:58 what does getting JFKed mean??
Jfk President around like 1950-1960 or something, was assassinated by getting shot in the head on a parade or some shit
@@Mephistophelei oh so that's what he was talking about... thanks for explaining
He got sniper on the back of the head, that's why techno yelled "I'm getting jfk"
Jfk got glocked in the head, and so did JFK.
JFK was a president that got assassinated
She is like whats wrong with u?
Techno:A LOT OF THINKS😂
You all here after his death to enjoy this masterpiece?🙏😢
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Thank you Rick astley for such kinda and inspiring words dare I whip AND naë naë 😭
Technoblade after exploding while l'manberg:
Speedrunner vs 4 Hunters (Grand Finale)
6:21
Techno: **picks up sword called “orphan obliterator”**
Dream I want friends
- stands outside crying
Dreams, Phil’s and Techno’s friendship is amazing 🥲
Techno doesnt need an elytra...
all he needs is feather falling and a trident-
“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU”
“A lot of things!”
That made me laugh so much
4:59 wait, techno has a bedrock in his EChest?
idk how he got one
i didn't watched every live of dream smp
but i just released it now
Drista* went crazy with power
I edited what my autocorrect messed with
Yes, drista is dreams sister and in Tommy’s stream she was in creative mode and gave Tommy and techno bedrock
"Im getting jfk."
Whaaaat.
ok, but imagine this happening if the dream smp had a movie:
wilbur: * having an intense lore moment * tommy, i want you to revive me.
tommy: what? *dies from lightning*
wilbur: wtf
Just had to clip to tommy laughing as much as everyone else about him getting struck by lightening just to show they aren’t just senselessly bullying a child
I love- absolutely love that they were genuinely offended for the bees😭😂
“How the turns table” -JackManifold
.,.
Isn’t is how the tables have turned?
Okay but why was Dreams impression of Techno so spot on??
Captain puffy : what is wrong with you?
Technonlade : a lot of things
7:19
I think that in the day we have a collective hallucination about his death on the SMP, the last thing he'll say will be a joke about the situation, ruining the mood of the moment. that would be magnificent.
When your so powerful but the Efficiency 5 netherite shovel is your only weakness.
Edward in the background- I-....
When i watched Tommy stream: me:oh that is sad…
When i watched techno stream during war:me:LOL
Lmao I just realized Techno has a Bedrock in his Ender Chest
I was crying when Tommy got struck by lightning XD
I rlly love how Bad was like "Roasty toasty" when Tommy was struck by lightning, it's so funny to me
He lives up that mood alot :)
Techno blade had bedrock in his chest
techno: i've run out of potions
also techno: *splashes down a potion*
Anti-house... you could say techno was home-ophobic
Dream does not want friends he wants house
10:36 Wilbur:bring me back to life tommy
10:37 god:not happening today suckers
Am I the only one who's gonna address the fact that Techno's sword is called "*Orphan Obliterator*?"
Thecno: "killing ponk"
Ponk: NAWwWW PlSSsSsS
9:47 Tommyinnit and the lightning⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡🌩🌩🌩
Quackity's derpy skin ruins all the serious moments lmao
techno:ive run out of potions
also techno: goes into inventory to grab potion and throws it at ground