Rosetta Stoned near the end is great… “I shit the bed again” is funny in its own poetic way. Funny but not the laughing funny, you know? And I’ve seen only one video of the entire album. There’s a long ass delay in the album video between the song, not here.
@@user-zq6qr3ti7u this is actually a joke song which is even more funny considering it’s probably one of the best songs THEY ever made, and best metals songs EVER made. and the fact they didn’t even think about it that much, putting previous riffs and licks they played live or just guitar, bass, drum or vocal noodles during rehearsals
Actually perfect transition is listening first "Faaip de Oiad" from lateralus then "lost keys" and " rosetta stoned" if you check the lyrics, you ll get what i mean.
Cant listen to rosetta stoned without lost keys it still gives me chills everytime i listen. Petfect set up to the epic mind bending tale of Rosetta Stoned
The first time I took psychedelics I wasn’t quite ready, I remember getting stuck in a loop and was all by myself because our group split up 2 hours after dropping, I discovered Lost Keys completely by accident on RUclips and it blew my fucking mind, something profound about it, anyway it calmed me down and the rest of the experience was a mind expanding lesson and I actually enjoyed it.
Yeah dude.. " Today a young man on a*** realized all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow moving vibration... " Welcome to the other side Neo. It's only just begun.
in all my time listening to tool, I never took the time to listen to lost keys, only cause I would only listen to the ones my brother played, and my god I wish I did,
I love you so much for this! The transition is perfect and the sound quality is amazing. Rosetta Stoned is absolutely my most favorite song of all time and I simply cannot listen to it without Lost Keys.
Lyrics: Excuse me? Doctor? If you have a moment? A moment? What's the question? More of a situation, a gentleman in exam three What's the problem? That is the problem, we're not sure You got the chart? Right here Not much here is that? No doctor, no obvious physical trauma, mm, vitals are stable Name? No, sir Did someone drop him off? Maybe we could speak to them Let's get some background on this fella No ID, nothing, and he won't speak to anybody Well, let's say hello Good morning, I'm Dr. Lawson, how are you today? How are you today? Look son, you're in a safe place We wanna help in whatever way we can But you need to talk to us We can't help you otherwise What's happened? Tell me everything Rosetta Stoned transition: All righty then Picture this if you will 10 to 2 am, X, yogi DMT, and a box of krispy kreme's in my "need to know" pose just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my birkinstocks, and me yelping "holy fuckin' shit!" Then the X file being, looking like some kinda blue green Jackie chan, with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla chig champa, did a slow mo matrix decent outta the butt end of the banana vessel, and hovered above my bug eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was, "I hope uncle martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin pants!!" So light in his way, like an apparition, he'd had me crying out... "Fuck me! It's gotta be The dead head Chemistry The blotter got right on top o' me Got me seeing E mutha fuckin T!" And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said. "you are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not." Me! The chosen one. They chose me!!!! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school!! (You'd better listen) Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes Don't even know what that means Must remember to write it down This is so real Like the time Dave floated away See, my heart is pounding cuz this shit never happens to me. Can't breathe right now. It was so real Like I woke up in Wonderland All sorta terrifying I don't wanna be all alone While I tell this story And can anyone tell me why y'all sound like peanuts parents? Will I ever be coming down? This is so real Finally it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing cuz this shit never happens to me Can't breathe right now. You believe me don't you? Please believe what I've just said See, the dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head See they took me by the hand And invited me right in Then they showed me something I don't even know where to begin Strapped down to my bed Feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head Am I alive? Am I dead? Can't remember what they said God damn, shit the bed Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position Such a heavy burden now to be the one Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending To write it down for all the world to see But I forgot my pen Shit the bed again Typical Strapped down to my bed Feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head Am I alive? Am I dead. Sunkist and Sudafed Gyroscopes and infrared Won't help. I'm brain dead Can't remember what they said God damn, shit the bed Can't remember what they said to me Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero Can't remember what they said Bob help me Can't remember what they said We don't know and we won't know God damn shit the bed
Then next thing you know, I'm of to GENIUS LYRICS to see what exactly Maynard is singing here. Reminded me of the time I did this with LZ's CAROUSELAMBRA. also, HOFMANN as in Tale spinner or the LSD guy.
perfect transition from Lost Keys to Rosetta Stoned! good shit!
Rosetta Stoned near the end is great… “I shit the bed again” is funny in its own poetic way. Funny but not the laughing funny, you know? And I’ve seen only one video of the entire album. There’s a long ass delay in the album video between the song, not here.
@@user-zq6qr3ti7u this is actually a joke song which is even more funny considering it’s probably one of the best songs THEY ever made, and best metals songs EVER made. and the fact they didn’t even think about it that much, putting previous riffs and licks they played live or just guitar, bass, drum or vocal noodles during rehearsals
Actually perfect transition is listening first
"Faaip de Oiad" from lateralus then "lost keys" and " rosetta stoned" if you check the lyrics, you ll get what i mean.
I was just here listening and thinking about how we need more musical stories like this...
Cant listen to rosetta stoned without lost keys it still gives me chills everytime i listen. Petfect set up to the epic mind bending tale of Rosetta Stoned
The first time I took psychedelics I wasn’t quite ready, I remember getting stuck in a loop and was all by myself because our group split up 2 hours after dropping, I discovered Lost Keys completely by accident on RUclips and it blew my fucking mind, something profound about it, anyway it calmed me down and the rest of the experience was a mind expanding lesson and I actually enjoyed it.
This would be a hell of a song listenin while it kicks in.
Thanks for sharing❤
Thanks for the good story brother👽
Yeah dude.. " Today a young man on a*** realized all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow moving vibration... " Welcome to the other side Neo. It's only just begun.
Praise God for tool.
You won't know and you won't ever know
Good point
FINALLY, A GOOD TRANSITION
I've been listening to TOOL for almost 40 years now and they still give me goosebumps they are one of my favorite bands they are freakin awesome
@@jamesdyck930 they’ve been around for 32 years what
@@malanao no shit
in all my time listening to tool, I never took the time to listen to lost keys, only cause I would only listen to the ones my brother played, and my god I wish I did,
Yes this is need to be played more of these days
it just blows up your soul
100% yes!
I love you so much for this! The transition is perfect and the sound quality is amazing. Rosetta Stoned is absolutely my most favorite song of all time and I simply cannot listen to it without Lost Keys.
Pink Floyd-esk. But with an eerie middle eastern ambiance, and then all hell breaks loose.
One of my top favs from tool
Lyrics:
Excuse me? Doctor? If you have a moment?
A moment? What's the question?
More of a situation, a gentleman in exam three
What's the problem?
That is the problem, we're not sure
You got the chart?
Right here
Not much here is that?
No doctor, no obvious physical trauma, mm, vitals are stable
Name?
No, sir
Did someone drop him off? Maybe we could speak to them
Let's get some background on this fella
No ID, nothing, and he won't speak to anybody
Well, let's say hello
Good morning, I'm Dr. Lawson, how are you today?
How are you today?
Look son, you're in a safe place
We wanna help in whatever way we can
But you need to talk to us
We can't help you otherwise
What's happened? Tell me everything
Rosetta Stoned transition:
All righty then
Picture this if you will
10 to 2 am, X, yogi DMT, and a box of krispy kreme's in my "need to know" pose just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my birkinstocks, and me yelping "holy fuckin' shit!"
Then the X file being, looking like some kinda blue green Jackie chan, with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla chig champa, did a slow mo matrix decent outta the butt end of the banana vessel, and hovered above my bug eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was, "I hope uncle martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin pants!!"
So light in his way, like an apparition, he'd had me crying out...
"Fuck me!
It's gotta be
The dead head
Chemistry
The blotter got right on top o' me
Got me seeing E mutha fuckin T!"
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said. "you are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not." Me! The chosen one. They chose me!!!! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school!!
(You'd better listen)
Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding cuz this shit never happens to me.
Can't breathe right now.
It was so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story
And can anyone tell me why y'all sound like peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing cuz this shit never happens to me
Can't breathe right now.
You believe me don't you?
Please believe what I've just said
See, the dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head
See they took me by the hand
And invited me right in
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed
Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again
Typical
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead.
Sunkist and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help. I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed
Can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me
Can't remember what they said
We don't know and we won't know
God damn shit the bed
Then next thing you know, I'm of to GENIUS LYRICS to see what exactly Maynard is singing here. Reminded me of the time I did this with LZ's CAROUSELAMBRA. also, HOFMANN as in Tale spinner or the LSD guy.
lookz like blotter, makez me want a hit...
Just roll with it, best advice from a been there
💚
"But I forgot my pen..."
Sick transition man, could you do parabol+parabola next?
Absolutely not, spiral out buddy. 🤙
Tool has that on their channel.
@@malanaoloooool
The intro has me imagining an intro to a new Far Cry video game scene.
This is how they do it exactly live...
Sunkist The lights are the colour of Sunkist Profound Realization from the bottom of a KHole
Lost Keys
Awesome, the guitar sounds a bit louder in ths
I did use an uncompressed .flac file so maybe that’s why
it sounds like the song pauses than unpauses at 9:22. is that part of the song?
Aaah, probably a bug exporting in Audacity. Mb
Nope checked the file, it was probably RUclips compression
First time taking acid was 11 years old and they were white micro dots took 3 at one time, one of the best nights of my life
Starting early I see
Drukqz.
Blame 73gate timber rights b.m.w. f o.b..
what
what kind of drugs birthed this comment????
@@StoneyWeedson-xx5qlyes
you think man likes the song
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