Wowzerz, I submitted the S'bitch ass gear knob entry from my rental car. I didnt expect such a huge reaction from everyone. Sorry Matt, I guess i was more curious to know how Chris felt about it. Thanks for choosing my submission, My wife and I had a silly goose time watching this episode, E'Yess!
a few things: • Matt is right-this is in the Top 5 best episodes! • When I thought about what I was doing today, Lifeline popped in my head + I began singing the jingle the pretty red-head from a few episodes ago came up with-hated it at first, but it's grown on me. • I laughed until I cried after the volume knob/gear shift submission. HAPPY SUNDAY!
Here’s some context. I knew I was getting sick, I work with a bunch of sick people and there’s something going around where I work. Everybody keeps getting sick, and I’m dodging it. However, start to feel really sick today, and haven’t eaten anything all day. And finally, I’m like let me just put myself into a hot bath and just fall asleep to a chill podcast, find all the podcasts I listen to and thought to myself, lifeline will do the trick. And here y’all; talking about being sick. Could not have chose worse, or better podcast.
born to be wild is so funny, but i'm also thinking about the fact that they say their parents watch every episode so that's also making me laugh harder.
35:25 Great way to explain that Matt... Hard to *know* if something like that happens to people if you have never experienced anything like that and just assume it isn't real. But saying you don't *think* it's real but allow for other people actually experiencing *something* they believe to be real makes sense to me. Great job!
To the tattoo girl- I have had literal doctors/surgeons while I’m on the operating table about to be put under for a surgery looking at and asking about the tattoos all over my body. 😂 (They were super respectful, but) people CANNOT help themselves hahah
If you don't remember their name you introduce one of your friends first and when they shake hands with your friend they will automatically introduce themselves.
I assure you! ....not everybody from Michigan talks like that. Been here my entire life and twisted my face all up in cringe! When I heard how that man's wife talks😂.
To the lady walking with the baby... Always be on guard, you did everything right and the guy probably feels better knowing you were on guard. His feelings were not hurt. Trust me.
thew whole not knowing how much it costs thing at the beggining, brings me back to the old story where Chris's dad didnt know how many ravioli (s'racist) he wanted... it made me realise Matt is actually Chris from 5 years ago, and Chris is his Dad from 5 years ago... now everything makes complete sense...
My 2016 Chrysler 200 has that Dial for the gear shifter… 8 years ago when I got the car I didn’t care, I liked the look of the car.. but after years and literally slicing my finger on it too many times to count.. I regret my decision so much. And now I’m bitch for it 🤦🏽♂️
There is one phrase I can't stand; "On accident". It's "BY accident." Saying on accident makes no sense at all. Aside from that I probably will look at you weird if you say CUT when you should be using SHUT or even TURN. You don't cut a tv off ffs.
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Wowzerz, I submitted the S'bitch ass gear knob entry from my rental car. I didnt expect such a huge reaction from everyone. Sorry Matt, I guess i was more curious to know how Chris felt about it. Thanks for choosing my submission, My wife and I had a silly goose time watching this episode, E'Yess!
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The gear shift bit TOOK ME OUT. 😂😂😂😂
10/10 bitch
The “disagree police” driving off after success playing “born to be wild” was so good 😂
That killed me 😭
Dude that bit Chris did with the car killed me. Couldn’t stop laughing had to come see the video version
I absolutely lost it when Chris did that car knob shifter joke. Had me hollering bc it was funny as hell💀😭🤣
26:24 man it's UNBELIEEEEVABLE HOW FUNNY THIS IS I CAAAAAAN'T
23:54 imagine if the first fast and furious movie was made today but instead of shots of the gear shifts its just shots of knobs being turned 😂
"But busting still" 😂😂
a few things:
• Matt is right-this is in the Top 5 best episodes!
• When I thought about what I was doing today, Lifeline popped in my head + I began singing the jingle the pretty red-head from a few episodes ago came up with-hated it at first, but it's grown on me.
• I laughed until I cried after the volume knob/gear shift submission.
HAPPY SUNDAY!
This one and #16
Every submission: “how can I be an asshole without feeling like one?” Haha
The gear shift just kept on evolving to that homerun
Thanks for complimenting my teeth, I was wearing my Invisalign and feeling extra lispy 😂
25:25-27:42 : Screw you guys for making me laugh SO DAM HARD, it brought my headache back. Worth it tho 🤕😖🤭🤣
Chris’ energy this episode is my favorite, crying laughing from the driving bit
The born to be wild part 😂😂😂😂
Had to RUN to the toilet at work at that gear shift bit 😭😂 ffs couldn’t hold it down 🤣
When Matt took his hairband out and the camera cut to him he looked like a little alpaca 🦙 , lol.
time stamp? cuz eh s’sexy😬🤤🫣
Born to be wild thing made me laugh so hard I got a headache 🤣🤣🤣😭
I think this is the funniest episode of all time. I can’t even pick a favorite part 😂😂
Hahahahah hell yeah!
YAYYYYYY I've been so addicted to this podcast, really been lifting my mood every day
🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼
Chris was so proud of himself at the end😂😂
The “Born to be wild” bit is what makes this the best podcast on the internet! 😅😂
Here’s some context. I knew I was getting sick, I work with a bunch of sick people and there’s something going around where I work. Everybody keeps getting sick, and I’m dodging it. However, start to feel really sick today, and haven’t eaten anything all day. And finally, I’m like let me just put myself into a hot bath and just fall asleep to a chill podcast, find all the podcasts I listen to and thought to myself, lifeline will do the trick. And here y’all; talking about being sick. Could not have chose worse, or better podcast.
39:26 Matt died
This is top 5 episodes for sure, the submissions were great, & Matt & Chris you guys are funny 😂
🤙🏼🙏🏼🤙🏼
These two were really doing their shtuff today
Wap wap wap
the shifter nob joke had me in tears omfg hilarious
The S’bitch console bit had me laughing so hard
The Thaddeus bit is sending me 😂😂😂
“Now Thaddeus., what do you think about Craig?” Cracked me up
Sundays……………..
Are for Lifeline 😃
“NEEDS DONE” is my biggggggest pet peeve…where is the TO BE?!
I think i could watch a full episode of the disagree police
You two - laughing at each other cracks me up! Thank you for that!
🤣🤣🤣
26:24 Chris broke his brain😂
Chris is firing on all syllables in this episode 😂😂
born to be wild is so funny, but i'm also thinking about the fact that they say their parents watch every episode so that's also making me laugh harder.
I'm dead!! The born to be wild bit...ABSOLUTELY UNREAL 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The first gear shift was amazing and then he floored it for the rest of the bit. 🤣
I was only listening the first time around and I was still dying laughing
39:52 cousin Greg somewhere: if it needs to be done then so it is, so it be. 😂
That gear knob bit was hilarious af! 🤣🤣🤣 Definitely up there with Runk city! 🤗🤗
Desperately wanted the last lady to say she was wearing everything😂 (she was in Atlanta)
brisbane show tonight was great! denny was so funny and energetic, and chris' bit on calvin pooping was hilarious. thanks for coming to australia!
Agreed, especially the bond villain part 🤙🏼
the boys were cookin this ep
"but busting still" should be right after matt says runk in the intro
Im from the midwest and have NEVER heard anyone talk like that in my entire life
When Chris says “I will say” I remember Theo saying just say it 😂
Chris/Theo ftw
35:25
Great way to explain that Matt...
Hard to *know* if something like that happens to people if you have never experienced anything like that and just assume it isn't real.
But saying you don't *think* it's real but allow for other people actually experiencing *something* they believe to be real makes sense to me.
Great job!
That’s what’s up! Thanks for this comment, made me happy to see it. 🤙🏼
@mattdelia not me being turned on like a knob gear shifter by your intellect & open mind.
1:00:30 the way Matt says the f word is so disrespectfully respectful 😂😂😂😂
You can trigger glosallia (speaking in tounges) with an MRI and sometimes on psychedelics.
To the tattoo girl- I have had literal doctors/surgeons while I’m on the operating table about to be put under for a surgery looking at and asking about the tattoos all over my body. 😂 (They were super respectful, but) people CANNOT help themselves hahah
My boss branded me and she actually looked like you ma’am 😂 use that
11:15 😂😂😂 Chris and I did the same thing hahaha
sameeeee
Googled Sam Baker and died immediately lmfaoooo why is he really tho
That banjo metal rendition of Born to be Wild is now my ringtone
"gonna kill us" 🤣🤣 literally spit, spit out of my mouth
If you don't remember their name you introduce one of your friends first and when they shake hands with your friend they will automatically introduce themselves.
Instantly so mad about Matt’s shirt for no reason.
Go to therapy
5th time coming back to watch the gear shift bit 😂😂 I CAN’T LOL
Without a doubt the hottest pro athletes are soccer players. Beckham. Ronaldo. Messi. There’s soooo many more it’s kinda crazy.
As a straight man i can confirm 😂
Oh damn yeah this is def true good call
I was just about to watch an old lifeline so I can have something to watch and then I got this notification ❤
I assure you! ....not everybody from Michigan talks like that. Been here my entire life and twisted my face all up in cringe! When I heard how that man's wife talks😂.
ufc x lifeline …. the content we didn’t know we needed
where my 956 people at going to the McAllen Show lol
Dude the “born to be wild” bit! Fuck I wish I had made that up!
Chris’ hair is either a 9 or a 3 today I don’t know
A 3, it’s not messy enough
This podcast makes me a happy man. infectious attitude i love it
To the lady walking with the baby... Always be on guard, you did everything right and the guy probably feels better knowing you were on guard. His feelings were not hurt. Trust me.
The passion in that gives a fuck was immaculate
Matt took a nosedive onto a charcoal grill butitsallgoodeeeeeeYESSSSS
Hahaha this is good, the only comment about my shirt that I approve of that I’ve seen
Best bit on youtube "gear shift knob"
my fav podcast i’ve been watching since day 1 love you guys
Love you back!!!
Chris & Matt for President?
Any episode with the disagree police is automatically a top tier episode.
thew whole not knowing how much it costs thing at the beggining, brings me back to the old story where Chris's dad didnt know how many ravioli (s'racist) he wanted... it made me realise Matt is actually Chris from 5 years ago, and Chris is his Dad from 5 years ago... now everything makes complete sense...
The gear shift sex bit😂😂
Woke up with sensitive foot skin today. YES dude!!!!! It may be canker.
Cody “nobody gets past the tall grass” durden
Matt hitting the ice cube “we be clubbin” YEA YEAYYY is historic
HAHAHAHHA yeah dude!
26:59 poor Matt 😆 the shit he has to deal with
Thank you for your support ❤
@@mattdelia 💕
The Thaddeus bit got, ohhhh it got me
Chris wtf give your brother some money instead of wasting it on shit that looks cool like a kid would do
Wish I could watch these with just Matt
My 2016 Chrysler 200 has that Dial for the gear shifter… 8 years ago when I got the car I didn’t care, I liked the look of the car.. but after years and literally slicing my finger on it too many times to count.. I regret my decision so much. And now I’m bitch for it 🤦🏽♂️
For peoples… the funny way Matt says that 😂
I giggled the whole ep 😂🤣
Here for a mood lift
29:00 do it wile sleep 🛌
Bro matt its all good your poor af your so cool it doesn't even matter.. i mean rich or poor matt is the coolest person in the world hands down
top 5 ep for sure
Omg super good is d’leia? When did that change?
Every Sunday ride to work is better thanks guys
It's crazy how much cooler of a guy Matt is compared to Chirs. Even when Matt's wearing s'burn it shirts
The skin thing happens to me on my right thigh. Its numb and sensitive at the same time
“And uh. And uh. And uhhhh…..” Ye’old Chris
bang bang bang on the table baby. Bang Bang! On the table, baby. Bang Bang! 🎶🎶
This episode was great
runk - first again
Runk indeed, E'Yess!
There is one phrase I can't stand; "On accident". It's "BY accident." Saying on accident makes no sense at all. Aside from that I probably will look at you weird if you say CUT when you should be using SHUT or even TURN. You don't cut a tv off ffs.
S'deeper
For all intensive purposes, i could give a shit
i get that, but Cut it off comes from like “Cut!” like in a movie sense
@@jayrose1201 does it though? I think it comes from cutting off an engine, as in cut off the fuel source in order to stop it from running
no
I love you two!!!! ❤😂❤
26:03 Reminds me of Crash (1996)
Lol u real asf for this comment
1:03:03 lmaoooo