The Quarry (Zero Punctuation)
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- Опубликовано: 21 июн 2022
- This week on Zero Punctuation Yahtzee reviews The Quarry.
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neon white's probably gonna be my favourite game of the year if nothing else better comes out. and i'm not just saying that because machine girl did the soundtrack shut up
edit: i have never played elden ring due to my pc not meeting system requirements, so i dont care. and xenoblade 3 is a nintendo game so i dont care either
Xenoblade chronicles 3 is out soon
"Do what would be sensible." Exactly the kinda thing every person in any horror movie or video game does not do.
Cabin in the Woods, as always, the best in the medium
and thats why theyre all trash
What a novel idea you've expressed
There's a ton of horror movies where the protagonist/s act rationally and intelligently. Alien/Aliens, Nightmare on Elm Street, It Follows, The Thing, Jaws, Silence Of the Lambs etc.
or best of both "sensible" and "why would anyone be this obnoxious" in the film version of Kings "The Mist" - except dammit i'm saving a bullet for ME in the end, grandpa can get splattered by the Silent Hill x Tentai monster
Y'know, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil did the "weirdo rednecks turn out to be nice guys" twist like a decade ago, and it was much better executed.
I was scrolling down hoping someone would mention this movie, as I forgot the title 👍
yeah, that's true. But also, I don't want to complain too much about something not being as good at that as tucker and Dale, because that movie did it pretty amazingly.
Yeah, they were just having a doozy of a day...
Yes... however, it was never set up for Tucker and Dale to be the bad guys. The movie was written as an entire parody and reversal of the traditional trope. The Quarry is written in a manner that presents the Hacketts as the villains, and aside from the eventual reveal (and the signs prior... which on a second playthrough they are far more obvious), are intended to be presented that way.
Plus you can't really compare Tucker and Dale vs Evil to anything... or vice versa. That movie is the prime example of lightening in a bottle.
It's City propaganda at this point how much they underestimate and dog pile on rual areas acting like we are unkind backwater hillbillies who don't highschool education and a fucking 3000$ PC and smartphones to see their bullshit.
“Haunted quarry is a synonym for uncanny valley” wow
Like your mums 'mysterious gash'
Yeah that hit me too
One of the best lines he’s ever thought up, second only to Jiminey Cockthroat
This guy comes up with some amazing analogies and synonyms and even brief descriptions of things.
It totally fits unfortunately. Having only learned that this game existed literally yesterday, the only thing more odd than some of the faces was how odd Justice Smith sounded, like his throat was damaged or something.
I like at 4:35 where, despite Yahtzee not having arms, I can tell that they're crossed.
That's why he earns the big bucks.
I saw that the first time, though now that I'm looking at it again, it looks like he has boobs.
Honestly I thought for a moment he was just a really busty amputee for some reason in that scene
Yahtziddies
I thought he was doing like dog paws or something idk
For anyone else confused:
Pierre kirillovich Bezukov, mentioned at 1:28, is the main character from Leo Tolstoy's famous book, War and peace
I’ve been meaning to read that. I already have the audiobook downloaded. Thank you for the explanation.
NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRD!!!
Sorry, couldn't resist.
@@semanticsman5192 when I clicked read more, for a brief moment I thought you had copy posted an entire books worth of cliff notes of war and peace in. or the entire book.
then I remembered that wouldn't have fit.
The major question when writing unlikable characters is if one of the unsympathetic characters was meant to be sympathized with. If that’s the case, then the writing fucked up somewhere.
most stories need at least one likable character for people to be attached to, so they must have fucked up somewhere
I find that's a common trope of the horror genre, all the main characters are unlikable assholes yet we're still supposed to sympathize with them
@@powerbeard5653 I don't actually get Yahtzee's perspective here, though, some of the characters were definitely likeable. Dylan, especially, was a bit annoying, but overall quite sweet.
Characters don't necessarily need to be likeable, but they do need to be fun to watch. Everyone in "it's always sunny" is scum but they're very entertaining in all the ways they go about being scum and failing miserably.
@@MysteriumArcanum I always thought it was common of slashers specifically so you don't feel bad when the awful people die.
Character writing in the slasher genre died when Scream was released. Ever since then, there's been a tacit agreement in slasher-land that every character has to be a hot, insufferable prick that we enjoy seeing killed. It's a horrible convention that I hate with a passion. But - at this point - "hot people everyone hates" has lasted 20 years longer than "regular people who shouldn't die". Even if the latter has more dramatic appeal.
Slashers have become the pinnacle 4th wall breaking cynicism: "You know what this is, I know you know, You know that I know that you know, so here's some hot people with shit personalities. Hope you enjoy watching them die." I wish writers wouldn't be so afraid to convey genuine emotions in a silly genre piece. It's what made the first group of slashers worth watching.
Sometimes you get a break from it like Cabin in the woods which was...kind of pointing out how the genre had devolved into said "hot people everyone hates"...
It says a lot when the best slasher movies in the past 25 years were the ones making fun of the genre.
guess you never have seen friday the 13th movies
@@kleinerprinz99 All of them except X. And, yes, they did enter that territory a bit, but it was WAY understated compared to something like Valentine. Also, Friday is a weird franchise which is in no way internally consistent. Who Jason is, what he looks like, what he does, why he does it, and who he does it to changes a lot between the first 6 movies. Fans have decided that Friday is this specific thing (usually just Jason Lives), but it's all over the place in terms of tone.
Also, if your first thought with 80s slashers is "Jason" and not some random nonsense like House on Sorority Row, go back and watch some. There's a whole giant universe of these movies, and Jason may have ended up as the most marketable dude with a knife, but he's far from the most interesting.
Do you blame scream for this or do you more blame the cultural impact of scream
If only Supermassive had had the balls to pull a Tucker & Dale vs. Evil.
Now that I would be interested in.
I'D PLAY THE SHIT OUT OF THIS
That was my first thought when he mentioned the whole "Rednecks obviously aren't actually here to kill you but help you". I do love that movie, it's not the greatest movie ever but it has a lot of charm.
or hell, Wild Zero
Personally I'd love to see how Supermassive would proceed to fuck up the attempt at making a game with a Tucker & Dale style of story.
I think they got the wrong idea from Until Dawn, because the reason everyone kind of disliked one another was due to a combination of factors that made sense. "Hey, we kind of sorta fucked up years ago and someone died on accident, now we're brought back together and we REALLY don't want to be."
The Quarry makes you think that all of these people just despise one another for literally zero reason, which adds to this sense of uncanny strangeness to everything occurring.
Definitely agree, the game starts with characters fighting over nothing and there's this constant feeling that you're missing something about why they interact with each other the way they do. Until dawn gave a very clear reason by comparison
Worst part is, if you're making decisions where they can be helpful or nice to others, that only works until you lose control, and in cinematics they're acting bitchy again. Granted, there are some decisions that are impacted by your interactions with others, but the whole game is such a mess that it didn't really matter in the end. After this game I went back to House of Ashes, and enjoyed that one much more. It's actually a finished product.
It's "by accident", not "on accident" :)
By accident and on purpose
I've thought Until Dawn was good and their next games were downhill from there. (House of Ashes was good though) I think it was because there seemed to be genuine thought to the story of Until Dawn. There is lore that explains the setting and the game does a good job subverting and embracing aspects clichés of slasher flicks. Meanwhile The Quarry is a run of the mill slasher story.
It's strangely realistic of those "hang out" groups who never liked each other but are always together because of peer pressure tho.
You know what, Yahtzee’s got a real talent for sneaking in trivia bits between knob gags, it’s no ordinary RUclips video that fleetingly mentions the main character from War and Peace
I was wondering whether I needed to google that name or not. Thanks ;)
Did anyone else get stumped and confused for a couple seconds because of how Supergiant Games and Supermassive games sound so similar but are 2 grossly dissimilar game studios? Cause I was starting to get an aneurism thinking the same people who made games like Hades among other amazing games, was behind something like the Quarry
Yep, I got the two names confused with each other, too.
Like trying to remember if it was Jessica Alba or Biel that was in that thing... from a while ago... and she was a furry.
He talked about that in the Little Hope review, actually.
Yeah was looking for this comment lol
Maybe supermassive survived entirely on sales from confused people
I find his choice of the "three recognizable celebrities" really funny because mine were Brenda Song, Skyler Gisondo, and Lin Shaye, and Brenda Song was the only one whose name I knew.
I totally thought she sounded familiar! No wonder I liked her character the most (plus she's basically the only rational one who knows how to handle most of the situations they get put in)
I think Until Dawn's twists worked because it was the first time. You can't use questionable weirdos that aren't actually bad frequently or it loses value as a plot device. Gotta throw in more actual killer weirdo. I guess that's what the prologue tried, but... didn't really do it.
The weird thing that I'm surprised Yahtz missed here is that the weirdos actually ARE the bad guys. They will flat up murder your characters and have killed numerous teens/journalists over the years. 3/4 of the original werewolves are hillbillies!
exactly, I knew that twist immediately and did exactly what yahtzee did, refused to do anything against them since they were the good guys
A good easy to solve this would be to subvert expectations - the questionable weirdos really are trying to capture charcters with a view to torturing and killing them and it is the monsters who are trying to help by scaring them away and only kill when charcters attack them first.
I spent half the game waiting for emma's mouth to suddenly unhinge, revealing rows of sharks teeth and her to then proceed to devour the entire cast
🎶 If its jaws open wide
And there's more jaws inside
That's a moraay~
"What dat mouth do?"
If you get her bitten by a werewolf that sort of happens lol
There was something about how he said "Press 'X' to avoid verbal trap" that I liked.
"This better not awaken anything in me..."
I feel you there. It's as if he searched his soul for the smarmiest corner and channeled his inner Garrett.
Yahtzee has a weird way of making you understand games, and I absolutely love it
He's shat on some games that I personally enjoy, but rightfully so and in an entertaining way that I 100% agree with. Only games journalist where I can fully trust that what he says is what he actually experienced with a game. I haven't played the vast majority of things I've seen ZPs for, but when I do I find that he always perfectly captures he impression the game leaves
how did you get that ZP emoji?
@@Kytetiger be a member on yt even if ya stop being a member ya keep the emojis.
Honestly watching people play this game its gold. Soilers here. The one guy just... dying in a freezer after the curse was cleared was logical but also like, why was he left in there? xD
To..... chill......
@@xxXXRAPXXxx He needed to cool off.
@@luketfer I guess they forgot about him in the -Heat- off the situation.
I haven't actually gone in there, but I did go in for my second playthrough at the very start of the game and the Jacob struggles to open the freezer and says "I'd hate to be stuck in there." Supposedly it's broken or something
@@ImBatman-dk8eh Haha well i guess it was a bad place to get stuck
"When the fuck did Lance Henriksen get here?" had me rolling.
I'm glad he mentioned Emma in particular being unsettling in terms of uncanny valley. I couldn't stop staring at her mouth, hoping she wouldn't move it, only to always get upset when she inevitably did.
It would rule to have a game like this let you make at least a few choices that would just give a "good end, game over" because for once in a horror movie you yelled at the screen and the characters actually listened. Just throw in a "would you like to see what happens anyway?" prompt after showing a good end cutscene and let us carry on.
Sort of like how Nier lets you just desert the military and end the game very early if you want to. It's funny for a second and then you probably load back to before you did that because you want to keep playing Nier.
If you just got to leave the quarry early though I wonder if you'd suddenly realize, "oh right, I can just stop playing The Quarry." And then you know, do that.
Zero Time Dilemma does that.
The last part about the "but then the game would be over in 2 minutes" reminds me of the Far Cry 4 "secret" ending, where (spoilers, though to be fair it is a fairly old game....)
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you just wait for the "bad guy" for a couple of minutes, he comes back, explains he's loved the character's mother, takes you to where the ashes are supposed to be spread, tells you he is the character's actual father and that you had a sister that the man you thought was the father had killed whose ashes are already on that mountain, and then offers you a grand old time shooting guns, the end, roll credits. Where that ending is, in my opinion, the best ending by FAR, no contest.
Here's a fun fact regarding the idea of intentionally failing a quick-time effect:
In Indigo Prophecy -- brought to you by none other than David Cayge -- there's a scene where 2 of the protagonists cross paths and one of them is a cop investigating the other for clues. During their conversation, the cop will ask you questions and your goal is to avoid implicating yourself. But as that's going on, your character will suffer hallucinations which will trigger QTE's and doing them right will actually cause him to act fidgety and suspicious. The correct decision is to fail them on purpose in order for your character to keep his cool, but because you've been doing them so often in the game, you'd naturally assume that you HAVE to do them, especially since you have no reason to think the game would throw these at you as a red herring and make you give yourself away.
It was quite a near trick and a good way to test the player's situational awareness. But as is the rule with David Cayge, these glimpses of brilliance end up drowning in a sea of mediocrity and terrible writing.
So wait... the way to keep your cool is to just sit there involuntarily tripping balls? Like what are these QTEs that you normally have to do but if you fail don't do anything?
@@wyrmh0le Well, it makes a kind of sense. Throughout the game you have to Press X to Do Thing. So if you want to NOT do a thing, you have to... not press X. You, the player, are ignoring the hallucinations along with the character.
@@jaxelt1 But that's exactly what I don't get -- what Thing does it Do when you Press X, and why do you normally want to do it? I would think that not reacting to the things only you can see would be generally a) good if you're around other people not at Burning Man and b) the thing that takes effort. But that's apparently not the case, so what are these QTEs?
@@wyrmh0le I have to assume it's something like
"*Character hallucinates there's a bat coming towards his face* Press X to block
If you press X to block a non-existent bat, the cop will be suspicious
Changing the rules in the middle of a game isn't brilliance, it's just cheating. Games are supposed to have established rules. Imagine a sports game, where "Team A" is leading the score by 10 points; when the game is about to end, Team B stops playing, just stand still waiting for the clock to run out and suddenly gets awarded 20 points for doing nothing and wins the game.
4:36 I love how there really is nothing to tell you the arms are crossed but we know they are
I think the rewind system just pops in after the first playtrough OR if you bought the deluxe version - because of course. Also it bugged out for poor Cohh, so the only character i liked still died in his playtrough.
4:06 And here I thought the reason it was so obvious was because I had watched Tucker and Dale vs Evil. Never would've thought they'd have made two games with the same premise.
My friends and I just finished playing this together on Discord and the only reason I felt it was so enjoyable was because several of us were "The Cast" while the rest were "The Directors" and paired us with the characters in the game that best matched our own personalities. We then made the decisions for our characters, switching out like one would expect depending on which characters was in control at the time. Buch of joking, several discussions on the choices handed to us, and of course lots and lots of alcohol involved.
Damn, that sounds like legitimate fun. Thanks for the idea!
I like it! Would totally watch
This is the best way to play supermassive games. My introduction to Until Dawn was GameTrailers/EasyAllies doing exactly that. Was hilarious to watch, and must’ve been glorious to do.
Yeh you can play these games solo, but thats really not the way they are ment to be played. I'm 100% sure i got way more enjoyment out of all of these game's by watching a group of people play then then i would get from playing them solo.
the opening really nails the shame of the whole thing. videogames are actually a great medium for choose your own adventure books. like the choice of games are often excellent. because they realise the limitations of the structure and thus focus on writing and meaningful decisions.
and not on motion capture.
Definitely. Choose Your Own Adventure is effectively the entire core of the Sierra point and click adventure game genre.
"Press X to avoid verbal trap"
Sounds like the wet dream of many, many people
however its quick time event you also have to wiggle the analog stick weirdly and wildy
I find that rapidly waggling my joystick shuts down most conversations.
Hollywood has long forgotten "Angry armed rural" is a scary character cause they're justifiably trigger-happy being constantly accosted by wild animals and criminals. Not because they're rural.
Having to diffuse a situation with an otherwise benign person who has sensible reasons to distrust you is an interesting moral dilemma.
I've actually written several articles on how pop culture and most writers seem to think rural communities have been stuck in the TV version of 1981, and I feel like it all just feeds into the rural vs urban narrative people seem to think has to exist. I live in the country, my grandpa's a farmer, but he also has a smart tv and Wifi. The wind farms giving everyone migraines are also mostly ignored by writers, but that's not a globally present element of country life.
Hollywood is woefully disconnected from reality anyways.
@@librarianseth5572 Its more that Hollywood thinks that rural communities and the denizens therein are stuck in 1972, considering that Deliverance was released in theaters that year.
My expectation was extremely low for this game. And it delivered as expected. Still think that last game with those army twats was the best. Basically, a 5.1 / 10 kind of "best". The highest praise I ever gave a Supermassive game...
You should watch EFAP's playthrough of that game.
I always love the supermassive games. I don’t.. think they are amazing and it’s never really hard to know how to get the “best”. But I always like it. I like choose your own adventure and sometimes it feels movie like.
Same, for me it was the fact you could turn Salim into the Iraqi version of the Doomguy made that game for me.
Should watch slimecicle play that one
I remember in one of the discord servers I'm in, this game got brought up, and one person in the chat googled how many "endings" there are to this game (to which there's like over 150 or something ridiculous) and they said something to the effect of "that's what I like to see." I didn't point out to them how over the top stupid that number was and how most of those "endings" are probably just the same endings over and over again with different characters alive.
I'm not criticising them for liking what they like, but I am seriously questioning what the average video game player looks for in a game, because I can't even begin to guess anymore.
For me, it is consistency. Controls that work consistently, a consistent artstyle for both the environment and characters, and consistent sound design and mixing. Bonus points for an intriguing plot and likeable characters. Major penalty if the plot is "it was all a dream" (with the exception of Link's Awakening).
@@chadschmaltz9790 actually, what makes link's awakening different from the rest in your opinion?
@@mrlaz9011 the way I understood Link's Awakening is that the game is set inside the dream of the Windfish not inside Link's head. So the entire adventure actually happens to Link, it's just contained in a small pocket dimension created by the Windfish. An example of the dream trope I don't like would be Super Mario Bros 2. That game occurs inside Mario's dream, but none of the characters (Luigi, Peach, or Toad) actually went on an adventure or even knew about it.
There's 1 ending with different characters dead or alive
@@AdamSmasherReal are there seriously that many characters that it ends up having that many options? Geez
The 3 celebs he said were recognizable, I didn't recognize 😂😂. I only noticed London Tipton in it
For a game supposedly all about choices, it sure felt like mine didn't matter. At one point I heard a creepy sound in the woods and was prompted to call out or wait it out. Not being a complete moron I decided not to holler into the darkness while sleep paralysis demons are patrolling the woods, then like two seconds later my guy cries out "Hey! Who's there?!" Lovely, always good to see I don't actually have control of my character. I also loved the part where I used up one of my lives in an attempt to save one of the few characters I actually liked, only for the other choice to get them killed anyway. Well, thanks for that the Quarry, I'm so glad I spent 60 bucks on a game that hates me for trying to play it...
I was totally expecting the nostril stat to have some weird number, or maybe be not a number at all, but Yahtzee played it completely straight, and that was actually the funniest thing he could have done imo.
Considering the name "Supermassive Games" is eerily similar to Supergiant Games, it makes sense that their approach to storytelling is an evil twin of innovation and embedding present in all Supergiant products.
This one had much more than 3 recognizable faces but I guess Yahtzee isn't the type to recognize someone like Brenda Song
Lady from Orville was too tall and it confused me.
@@xelthos2051 Tbh I didnt watch Modern Family after the first seasons so I didnt recognize her grown up. But yea it was a good cast. I agree with most of Yahtzee's complaints about the game tho lol
@@xelthos2051 After watching the ending to The Quarry, I went back and re-watched her Collegehumor Dora three parter. Hilarious.
well that's because his getting old af.
I only recognised Raimi and the guy that played Dewy in Scream, the rest of the cast were just a bunch of annoying uncanny valley dolls to me.
This whole series reminds me of The Asylum movie studio:
They found one gimmick that made them a Titanic-load of money and they kept going back to the well over and over to squeeze a few more pennies from it. And each iteration only results in increasingly diminishing returns.
“Do what would be sensible” is interesting in the context of video game characters so I went over all of my favorite game series and this is what I think the sensible thing would’ve been:
God of War: around the second game, Kratos kills the Greek sisters of fate and gains the power to control and travel through time. Instead of using this power to go back and rescue his family from himself, he opts to attempt to murder Zeus and gathers Titans from the past to aid in that. This was hastily retconned by the developers and story writers, basically saying Kratos was too damned mad to care or notice.
Dark Souls: the Curse of the Undead literally makes you immortal. Over the games history we’ve learned that provided an Undead has something to focus on, such as the blacksmith from Dark Souls 2, they can avoid going hollow indefinitely. Estus can heal any injury including life threatening ones, and even death itself carries no penalty for an undead provided there is a bonfire nearby.
I usually play these games only when a friend wants me to and my goal is to kill all of them as fast as possible.
Turns out Quick Time Events do fuck all for that
Didn’t think Pierre’s full name would ever be used as a gag in a ZP video and yet here we are. Incredible
I don't know which one is better "The Dark Pricktease Endoscopy" or "the stock sexy girl character in particular looks like she's trying to talk through a bagel that's been hot-glued to her face".
I’m reminded of a video I watched on this very channel that was discussing the anatomy of horror movies. The host ended the video saying “Why don’t they call the police? They don’t call the police because that would be boring.” He said it like it was some kind of bombshell. If people have to make dumb decisions for the plot to happen, then it’s probably not a good plot
Agreed. I believe it's known as an Idiot Plot?
Nowadays, the answer to the whole "why don't they call the police" isn't 'they cut the lines' but 'we have no signal somehow' (or the whole evil police thing)
Yknow what, make them call the police.
Make the police arrive and get ambushed and eaten by the horror monster.
"Why dont they call the police" "oh yeah because A) we are being chased by a deer with 3 shark heads who is chanting baby shark is believable and B) the cops will survive their first encounter with the currently hunting lulladeer sharkberus."
And then you can say the further calls are being disregarded because "sir we already dispatched a team your way, please stop calling again."
Why don't they call the police?
Because the police will stand outside the haunted quarry for an hour or two doing nothing besides listening to children get devoured by monsters, because giving a damn about human life is literally not what police are paid to do.
I remember back in the 90s when RL Stine had “Choose Your Own Adventure Books” for his Goosebump series. It was quite nice but being an adult now the only “Choose your own adventure books” games I’ve enjoyed has been “Tales From Borderlands” game, which I quite liked the soundtracks they went with.
I'm on Chapter 9 so I'm saving the post-spoiler bit for when I finish.
I imagine the ability to rewind some decisions isn't very useful when you set things on the wrong course from the very first chapter.
That last bit was Dad joke gold.👍
2:09 holy shit it's Kanye
"When your quarry goes to ground, leave no ground."
Or something like that. From Serenity, the Firefly movie
l think the facial motion capture was pretty on-point actually, the dialogue was pretty horrendous/generic/marvel most of the time, but for the most part l thought their faces looked pretty good/natural
"Press X to avoid verbal trap." So many times in life I could have used that kind of prompt.
In fairness, Disco Elysium was basically a Choose for own adventure book and I consider it the greatest game of all time.
1:28 WAS THAT A GODDAMN WAR AND PEACE REFERENCE?
Yahtzee, I've always been fond of you - and Jam was a very pleasant read - but this takes my respect of you to a whole new level.
Im listening to mogworld. I play this video and hear that voice and I think “is that Yahtzee?” Then I looked it up and I was like “neat”
Wow, the War and Peace reference!
Now I'm really intrigued by Yahtzees take on Tolstoi?!
4:18 I watched like one person play this game and he also immediately saw through that too.
Would have been nice to see that if the annoying teens agreed to stay in the cabin as they were told instead of having an outdoor party against all sense, that you'd experience a different chain of attacks and experiences. Then it would have some proper replay value as you have the classic stupid teen slasher in the woods story and the other classic trapped in the cabin in the woods type story.
Another great job, Yahtzee
LOLed at the celebs' running gag of "I was in [name of movie]". Also the female imp with a bagel for a mouth. And that Ukraine/Russia war gag. "Press X to avoid verbal trap." LOL! XD
Chastise the wombat is my new favourite euphemism. What does it mean? Whatever the situation calls for.
Yahtzee shows his age by only knowning 3 actors and them being the older ones
So King Bowserman did the Mario movie because he had bills to pay. His children, upon seeing the movie, said "we didn't need shoes that bad, Dad." Or so the apocrypha goes.
When I played my only goal was keeping Ted Raimi’s character alive he’s the only one I cared about
4:55 amazing writing game
Lance Henriksen met his second wife on the set of Super Mario Bros. so depending on your perspective...maybe?
Now wouldn't THAT be a plot twist.
You fail a quicktime event and the monster helps you out and goes "̵T̷h̷e̸ ̶s̸o̵r̶c̴e̷r̸o̷r̸ ̴k̷e̶e̴p̸s̸ ̵u̷s̵ ̵i̷n̵ ̷t̸h̵r̴a̷l̷l̶.̵ ̴K̷i̵l̶l̷ ̶h̸i̵m̴ ̸t̴o̶ ̸s̶e̴t̴ ̷u̷s̶ ̴f̸r̶e̶e̶"̷ and leaves.
Ooh, I like it!
Have 1 of the main characters be on the friendly side of the monsters and could have a segment where we play as the monsters
0:30 Hey now I recognized Justice Smith from Detective Pickachu :P
Hey! I recognized four of the actors
I don't know about games, but there are two films that I think people remember, in which the first one gave us a despicable cast that you WANTED to die, and made you hate them for what they did and said, and it's sequel, in which all the characters were actually really decent and likable and you felt sad to see them be tortured and killed in the manner in which they were. I'm of course talking about Unfriended, and Unfriended 2. The first one had you cheer for their deaths, the 2nd had you actually sympathize.
Completely unrelated to the video, but I listened to both of your DEDA books on audilble and loved the shit out of them. you've really grown as a writer from mogworld and Jam (which weren't by any means bad).
so tucker and Dale vs evil but there are also monsters
I played this game and was put in a dumb situation that is peak random. Theres a scene where you steal a gun from someone to escape them. Do the quick time events perfectly and you get away without trouble. I failed them on purpose to see if I'd be beaten senselessly and escape another way, but i tried that and instead shot the guy. Another character asked what I wanted to do and I was forces to leave him there to bleed in a cage insread of helping him, which led to another situation where I could make choices that meant buggar all anyway.
Perhaps Supermassive's next game should be a Lord of the flies-style story, only all the chubby stupid 20-somethings are nazis and so you've got the perfect set-up for an "all the characters die horribly and my god was it satisfying" style horror experience
Yeah, I want the reward for keeping them alive until the end to be watching them have the horrific, poetic deaths they're all supposed to have
@@MolecularMachine honestly I would probably actually play that game.
Yup, make it an inverse, where you try to pick the options that result in them dying, and failing results in an ending where some or all of them live.
@@Nyghtking "Ha! I lived! Suck one, Karma! I'm gonna go deep-fry a kitten for lunch!"
@@wesleythomas7125 "Come on gang, lets go set a homeless person on fire to celebrate!"
i thought that was kevin spacey on the box. did make sense but looked like him on the thumbnail
0:33 Actually, 6. People know Ariel Winter from Modern Family, Brenda Song from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, & Justice Smith from Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom & Detective Pikachu.
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody was like 20 years ago, how OLD are you?!?
@@charlottecorday8494 It’s still one of the most popular shows from Disney Channel & still remembered fondly, especially when the main leads are still in the spotlight.
I was hoping last year we would get a house of ashes review cause I thought it was the only one since that got nearly as good as until dawn with a fresh premise. I thought the writing was okay but the setting and some characters really were cool
Quarry seems a lot similar to until dawn but still fun
I watched a friend playing this today. In the Prologue, literally the FIRST time the male character opens his mouth and speaks, I was like, "Ugh. That's off." It didn't get better.
Zero Punctuation prog rock track of the week:
*Spend A Life To Take Back A Choice* by *Supermassive: The Eternal Counterpoint*
Oops didn't google that the life system in the first playthrough is a special thing
0:32 four, if you grew up watching The Suite Life
TED RAMI! I just happen to be watching SeaQuest DSV! Didnt know he was still in stuff after that....
Can I have the address of the cave you've been living in?
And it's Raimi.
3:04 most likely is to you can try for the "best" ending without having to play through the whole thing again, not like it stops me from going to youtube once I get one ending.
"Do you think Lance Henriksen regrets doing the Super Mario Bros movie"
Being that his role in that movie was minor (and being that he's been in a lot of crap), probably not. At least, not to the same extent as Dennis Hopper.
Also, Yahtzee's description of the plot sounds similar to Tucker & Dale vs Evil
So the teens are the same ones from Tucker & Dale vs. Evil?
Only this time theyre the protagonists
I don't know if Lance Henriksen regrets being in the Mario Bros movie... but I'm pretty sure he regrets saying 'no' to playing Frank in the OG Hellraiser.
Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to commiserate the vole.
3 impulsive Laugh out Loud moments in that vid. Well done, Yahtzee
I think I worked out what's up with the mouths. When they open them, they never get any more narrow, just bigger.
The fact you’ve kept the quality of this early to mid 2000s style of video consistent the last decade + is honestly so impressive.
This episode had me actually chuckling out load rather than in my head.
I've always liked your reviews and I feel like they're getting better by each episode. Especially the last few were so funny that I rewatched the jokes because they were so funny to me.
Great work.
i havnt laughed at a video this much in a bit
Was that a War and peace reference at 1.29 ?
No
Was the comment in the credits about Lance Henriksen and the Super Mario Bros film a troll? 😂
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When I saw the box art I immediately thought it was going to be like the Friday the 13th game. Good to know I’m wrong even if choose your own adventure books are only fun the first time around
Uncanny valley effect you say. I immediatley get flashbacks of the creation screen in mass effect andromeda.
Zero punctuation of inscryption
I briefly tried to watch a RUclips walkthrough of this game, and quickly discovered the least interesting part of this game was watching the player aimlessly wander around the campsite, looking for the next cutscene trigger.
"Why can't we be allowed to do the sensible thing??
Because the game would be over in 2 minutes."
And your sketches would be longer than the games themselves. Mind you: this is still not a bad thing..
Only thing I found mildly neat about the quarry was that narrator was abit more involved in the plot than until dawns at least