The funny thing is that the people behind the show said in an interview that they wanted their trans character to exist in the show, but not draw attention to it, which is cool. Then they put a big neon sign above the character with "TRANS CHARACTER!!!" flashing on it.
Gorbz that's hilarious. They don't want to draw attention to Cullen being trans. Yet they use a trans actor/ actress/ whatever. Then throw in the don't dead name me line. They just drew red concentric circles around this git.
As much as I hate what they are doing to Pop Culture, The fact we get amazing stuff like this and finding amazing people like Az, Gary and the G&G Crew is awesome. All things in balance! Fuck these shows! Thanks for watching Az and keep up the amazing work!
Why didn't they just make a Batman series? Instead of all this dancing around with characters that a) don't exsist and b) people don't care about....bring back Aunt Harriet
@@nigeljukes9824 1. Pattinson is Batman, they don’t allow Batman elsewhere in tv whilst he’s in a run in film. Which is pretty much always. Batman always a has a film. 2. TV isn’t nearly as grand as Film, never will be. Batman deserves the big screen. Small screen would be dogshit.
Only in a CW TV show does a contract hit get paid in withdrawals. How about a secure computer and an encrypted telephone line between a Swiss bank and a shell corporation like a flying club? Nah, lets have someone go to this bank and withdraw 20,000 USD from this 15-year-old kid's account each time, make 50 trips and you have a million in cash and just pay that cash to the bad guys. No way is anyone, including this kid, realise, "Holy shit! Someone is using my debit card that I lost at that party last week!"
CW is already everything you do not do on TV....EVER........EVER!!! think, Az just said it, CW sold themselves for $0.0 but the cost had to pay off their debts which were a small fortune cus they NEVER MADE MONEY!!!! lolz imagine that a network so out of it, so uncreative that they never made money EVER! the crime is creative bankruptcy, the sentence is actual bankruptcy!! lolz LOSERS! la hoo hoo serz!!! pfft
"Remember, we're a secret society. If anyone finds out about us, we have to cut off their head...unless they buy from our totally inconspicuous watch store in the middle of the shopping district." "Yes. The one with the big, glowing 'Court of Owls' sign in the front." "Exactly. The inconspicuous sign. Which reminds me--I have to let Steve know that he's pulling cashier duty this Saturday." "(Sigh.)"
Your Misha voiceover, and reference to Supernatural convention nonsense was beautiful, and a million times more thoughtful and creative towards a character study than anything on a CW "series" in the past 5 years. Much love, Az. Please tell us that you and Jayne Theory are going to make this your new collaboration review series....PLEASE. The two of you reviewing content together is magic.
I would point out that in order for someone to technically be declared a saint, they need to have at least one miracle attributed to them. On the other hand, considering that he has managed to sit through Batwoman, She Hulk, the rings of power, and is now tackling Gotham Knights, yet hasn't gone completely insane and been confined to a padded cell for the rest of his life, I'd say that is pretty miraculous. So, yeah, Saint Az all the way!
When I was a child, my heroes wore capes and costumes and fought fantastic foes. Now as an adult, my heroes are those authentic individuals who speak the truth and defend our myths and heroes from those who wish to deconstruct and destroy our culture.
CW writers room ... "You know what would be cool? And then ... And then ... And then ... And then ...". My seven year old Nephew talking about dinosaurs ... "You know what would be cool? And then ... And then ... And then ... And then ...". The only real difference is that my Nephew's stories are actually entertaining.
When Turner gets cut from the Gotham Rogues, takes a knee, and calls Bruce Wayne a racist for adopting him and protecting the most vulnerable citizens of Gotham; it just brought me tears of joy.
Yeah, reminds of the thing from G4, where during the interviews, they asked applicants "why should we cancel batman?", not should he be canceled, but why.
@@JL-zw3tj Yeah I believe Canadia is like the UK and uses metric for a lot of things, but there are still some things that are still standard/imperial.
It is insane how DC instead of making their own shows gives rights to absolute hacks to produce utter garbage. And then they wonder why Marvel (used to atleast) beat them in relevance
Lol. Shows like Daredevil are overhyped garbage. The Watchmen limited series kicked their ass with 11 Emmys off 28 nominations and now everything marvel is trash.
@shadowsmith841 Ezra miller was kept around for. A. Continuity. B. He's only 30 and still young enough for more more movies. It was purely business decision.
I’m so glad that people make bad tv shows. I laugh harder when watching reviews like this than I do at modern comedy. I love how this started with the autopsy/review joke, a joke 10x funnier than the cumulative output of she hulk and velma. Some people say they would listen to their favorite singer singing the phone book or dictionary or whatever. I feel that way about AZ and Jayne reviews. You two could make a review channel solely for the worst shows in tv history and I’d never miss it. Thanks for this. I needed a laugh today
I'm honestly thankful for this. Without ESG alternative media will not flourish and the channels we loved will have plenty of content for years to come.
I’m glad you finally found a show to fill that void left when they cancelled Batwoman. We all know how disappointed you were when that show was cancelled. Enjoy the show, AZ.
The show is literally Batwoman. A bunch of wannabes (writers room and characters) boasting about shit they haven't done and talk big but have no goods to back it up.
I don't get it; why they stubbornly keep making those Batman shows without Batman - where Dark Knight either left Gotham or is dead? They try to make this idea work for at last 20 years, since failed "Birds of prey" TV show was first released and yet they keep doing the same thing and expecting different results...
AZ in a very funny voice: "I've put a lotta gay and lesbian and trans and bisexual people and people who are not just seen by society apart from every f*ckin show that's invented now onto the screen coz they need to be seeeeeeeeen!" Also AZ, in a dark tone: "You have not seen...what I have seen, and am talking about a CW show." I feel your pain dude. Thank you for enduring this shit for the sake of our sanity.
● How did assassins succeed to kill Bruce Wayne, who has spent decades at this point honing and mastering numerous martial arts, and is likely a ninja of some degree at this point? How could he not realise someone was about to kill him? ● How did they know there was a cowl hidden in that office? Did they put it on him? If so... why put ut on a corpse? Was Bruce wearing it when fighting the assassin, and if so... why? ● The police would find that message, and Bruce wearing the cowl, and assume some villain is out to get Batmen, and killed Bruce Wayne for some reason. Because that is the more logical deduction. ● Even if the police accepted Bruce Wayne was Batman, and was murdered... they would not advertise the fact. They would do a cover up of that fact, while they work out how to handle a post Batman situation. Because the second it is known he is dead, you will get an explosion in crime. Because he was keeping the crime rate down. ...which is why I am sitting back, and just enjoying this show for what it is. An amusing mess, which I give points for effort for. Because the initial idea of this isn't bad. Pity the usual suspects are making this show. On the plus side, all the Rick and Morty writers are on Marvel, so we cannot get to _that_ level...
What is this!? I'm so confused? Why are half the Batman characters young, half are old, some aren't what they're supposed to be!? Why is Alfred a half Asian lady!? Who the F is Turner!? Again what is this!?
For a shows premiere episode they are some pretty bad numbers, even the first episode of Batwoman season 2 had more than that. I wonder just how low will this pile of crap have to drop before its finally cancelled, what with the CW's tendency towards flogging the dead horse as long as they possibly can.
22:54 The picture quality could be misleading but I'm pretty sure some of the IP addresses on the left have octets that are above 255 (each individual number in the address is an octet, separated by the periods). IPv4 addresses can't have an octet above 255, it's an 8 bit number so the maximum is 2^8 - 1.
These are NOT writers. They are activists pretending to be writers. They were hoping it would work soooooooo badly. I actually LOVE watching all these films F A I L ! It's just way too much to expect real LOVE & MORALITY in films these days. That's why I watch nothing but the old films.
In this universe where kids are smarter than BATMAN (easily finding bat cave)...its no wonder Bruce was killed so fast. This show will be lucky to get one season.
The cash withdrawal literally exonerates him. You can't pull 5 grand out of an ATM, so these had to be done in person, & somehow teleport between the bank & a coffee shop on Jan 13.
From the network that, as Az said, never turned a profit and was so deep in debt they were _given away_ to whomever would assume said debt. Anyone else preparing to dance on its corpse?
On the topic of (Dick Greyson) Robin's origin story. His parents were trapeze artists who were murdered when a mob boss sabotaged their act and they fell to their deaths. Like what happened to Bruce in Crime Alley, a criminal was directly responsible for his parents being killed.
I cant believe this show got made. Thought it would be cancelled. I have the same feeling about Tahiti black Superman movie. It will happen and it will be bad. There was an otherworld storyline with a black superhero involving Darkseid laying waste to the current justice league who died valiantly to save the earth. That would be good. That WILL NOT be his storyline.
Why is everyone working so hard to keep batman out of live action television when one of the most popular adaptations of batman was Adam West dancing and surfing in a purple cowl? There's just no such thing as a "Gotham Universe" or a world of batman without batman, but all his cool gadgets and resources are all available to a bunch of knockoffs and sidekicks.
I don't know how much they spent producing this... train wreck. But I know that if this was my company, I'd pay twice the amount just to make this show disappear. The pure insanity of not only green-lighting it, but actually releasing the final product -- I don't even 😂
This show is literally Batwoman. Harvey Dent is basically jacob. Joker's daughter is basically Alice (hates her dad, thinks he abandoned her). Turner Hayes is the Kate Kane-style impostor Batman (except he's a man, so no suit and cool stuff). Doesn't deserve to be the protagonist. Stephanie Brown is gonna be Sophie (love triangle drama, coming up.) Black Carrie Kelly is the Black Batwoman. She's co-opted the Robin identity for herself, doesn't seem to understand the weight of the role and doesn't react to anything, like killing people is just "cool, girlboss, baby!"
I was miserable all day. All fucking day. I see this in my recommendation and not 5 mins in you have me smiling. I love this channel. I’ll always come back for everything you do. Cheers man!
lol AZ mixing his Milf Manor and Gotham impressions is making such a great show in my head where these dilinquents from Gotham go to Mexico and then we change the channel!
Step 1: Buy the CW which was an utter failure. Step 2: Continue to do what caused the CW to fail. Step 3: .... Profit? Not the brightest bulbs are they.
"Show is only as smart as the writers..." Truth. If they don't know Jack, then the writing will show they don't know Jack, Jill or the hill they tumbled down.
15:40 - I'm sure the writers weren't actually thinking this, but the police aren't under any obligation to "get their story straight" while interrogating someone. It's actually a real interrogation technique to speculate and suggest what may have happened to the subject in order to get the subject to respond, e.g. "No that's not right, here's what happened." I've only heard of this being used to get someone refusing to talk to police to start responding to them and implicitly waive their right after invoking it, but if you have someone that wants to "play" with the interrogators could still work the same way.
"you have not seen what i have seen" lmao gold this show is not a show, its nothingness using tv media as a skin suit the entire dead name moment is absurd, these non writers live in a echo chamber inside another echo chamber
The fact that they gave Batman the shittiest suit tells you everything you need to know! Also Turner is the most generic create your own character, Also where the Fuck are Dick Grayson,Jason Todd,Tim Drake or Damian Wayne?
Awesome video as always! You make the CW worthwhile. 😀 Mild correction: "Writers. Batman did not just adopt orphans for shits and giggles. That was Madonna." "I need to potty and I don't know where my penis is." Dude. I'm going to be laughing at that line for the rest of the day. Twenty minutes later. Still laughing. You, sir, are a treasure. WTF with this show anyway? I mean, it's the CW, which is to be known as the resume stain. I'm hoping these actors invested their paychecks wisely to help keep them going in the coming dark times. Sheesh. And these writers? Glad to know that the CW helps the hopelessly inept find work. But, dayum, why?
@Druid of Scosglen You write in complete and sensible sentences showing you are light years beyond their skills. 🙂 I was going to call them a nine letter word meaning "people of no worth" but when I use that word YT throws up a "You are offending our community standards." popup and suggests I not post it. Which is in and of itself of no worth, but what can one do?
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"These are not reviews, these are autopsies" Legend
Shots fired!
drop the fricking mic 👌🔥
And what CW has at the end of each episode aren’t credits, they are confessions!
Nailed it 💯
18:22 that person’s expression made me giggle….😅
You put far more emotion into your Turner impression than he ever does in his own acting.
Bro will you be reviewing the new Shazam movie?
Loved your review too man. Love the BASE reviews!!
He saw Willow and said: "Yes, I want Warwick Davis to give me acting lessons!"
Have you heard HOT STREET by MICHAEL JACKSON
Dude is a PLANK.
Welcome to another season of "AZ losing his mind."
I'm missing Jayne Theory being here to rescue him.
@@RanMouri82 I don't know if Jayne could take much more of this current day garbage. Shoutout to her, by the way.
Az must've been a genius that dwarfed Einstein and Tesla combined if he still has any mind left after all this time on youtube.
Lets smash some stuff and then see where the batcave is? Ok smash stuff and omg there it is! LOLOLOLOLOL
@@Kal_g Yeah, probably, I always appreciate her input though, because she's usually even more brutal than Az.
It's hilarious they made Harvey Dent the "trans ally".
The character with literal split personalities, one of which is evil. I lmfao.
Did they seriously? Ugggh
Accurate
@@Pellzor Ugggggggh
The funny thing is that the people behind the show said in an interview that they wanted their trans character to exist in the show, but not draw attention to it, which is cool. Then they put a big neon sign above the character with "TRANS CHARACTER!!!" flashing on it.
Gorbz that's hilarious. They don't want to draw attention to Cullen being trans. Yet they use a trans actor/ actress/ whatever. Then throw in the don't dead name me line. They just drew red concentric circles around this git.
“These are not reviews, these are autopsies.” Based statement
this isn't a mudhole, it's an operating room!
As much as I hate what they are doing to Pop Culture, The fact we get amazing stuff like this and finding amazing people like Az, Gary and the G&G Crew is awesome. All things in balance! Fuck these shows! Thanks for watching Az and keep up the amazing work!
Yes. Have not seen one single new movie the last five years but watched 1000s reviews instead.
Far better.
Thorias also does awesome reviews of these shows, would be cool if him and AZ reviewed a couple of these together
AGREED
Right there with ya
The reviews are what makes these bareable. In this instance it’s like Az is pulling a rifftracks
The Batwoman writers have returned to destroy the last of Az's sanity
😂
This show was brutal! Seriously like an amalgamation of all the worst cw tropes.
😏 What gave it away?
The most CW thing ever. Its so meta It's like CW-ception.
Why didn't they just make a Batman series? Instead of all this dancing around with characters that a) don't exsist and b) people don't care about....bring back Aunt Harriet
@@nigeljukes9824
1. Pattinson is Batman, they don’t allow Batman elsewhere in tv whilst he’s in a run in film. Which is pretty much always. Batman always a has a film.
2. TV isn’t nearly as grand as Film, never will be. Batman deserves the big screen. Small screen would be dogshit.
Only in a CW TV show does a contract hit get paid in withdrawals.
How about a secure computer and an encrypted telephone line between a Swiss bank and a shell corporation like a flying club?
Nah, lets have someone go to this bank and withdraw 20,000 USD from this 15-year-old kid's account each time, make 50 trips and you have a million in cash and just pay that cash to the bad guys.
No way is anyone, including this kid, realise, "Holy shit! Someone is using my debit card that I lost at that party last week!"
I’ve never been more excited about a show I’ll never watch.
It's almost impressive how the CW was able to function for 15 years and not make a single dime in profit.
Money laundering with anyone who gets curious enough to ask called a racist/sexist and/or bigot.
Woah there, don’t diss Supernatural, amazing show.
Successfully money laundering and stoking the establishments favourite distraction 'culture wars' though.
@@Djhiphop1000000000 The first 5 seasons yes. Rest were dog shite.
The question is, who's keeping them alive.
I think these shows will stand the test of time: as brutal reminders of what not to do when the next era comes through.
CW is already everything you do not do on TV....EVER........EVER!!!
think, Az just said it, CW sold themselves for $0.0 but the cost had to pay off their debts which were a small fortune cus they NEVER MADE MONEY!!!! lolz imagine that a network so out of it, so uncreative that they never made money EVER!
the crime is creative bankruptcy, the sentence is actual bankruptcy!! lolz LOSERS! la hoo hoo serz!!! pfft
The last decade is the "purge" of culture, family, property etc.
If you told me this was a soap opera about rich orphans, I would believe that more than having something to do with Batman
"Remember, we're a secret society. If anyone finds out about us, we have to cut off their head...unless they buy from our totally inconspicuous watch store in the middle of the shopping district."
"Yes. The one with the big, glowing 'Court of Owls' sign in the front."
"Exactly. The inconspicuous sign. Which reminds me--I have to let Steve know that he's pulling cashier duty this Saturday."
"(Sigh.)"
Your Misha voiceover, and reference to Supernatural convention nonsense was beautiful, and a million times more thoughtful and creative towards a character study than anything on a CW "series" in the past 5 years. Much love, Az. Please tell us that you and Jayne Theory are going to make this your new collaboration review series....PLEASE. The two of you reviewing content together is magic.
An Az and Jayne baby is the magic I’m hoping for.
Thank you for watching this series to spare the whole of humanity from suffering through it. When will become our patron saint of pop culture?
I would point out that in order for someone to technically be declared a saint, they need to have at least one miracle attributed to them. On the other hand, considering that he has managed to sit through Batwoman, She Hulk, the rings of power, and is now tackling Gotham Knights, yet hasn't gone completely insane and been confined to a padded cell for the rest of his life, I'd say that is pretty miraculous. So, yeah, Saint Az all the way!
Saint Az the Sane
When I was a child, my heroes wore capes and costumes and fought fantastic foes. Now as an adult, my heroes are those authentic individuals who speak the truth and defend our myths and heroes from those who wish to deconstruct and destroy our culture.
CW writers room ... "You know what would be cool? And then ... And then ... And then ... And then ...".
My seven year old Nephew talking about dinosaurs ... "You know what would be cool? And then ... And then ... And then ... And then ...".
The only real difference is that my Nephew's stories are actually entertaining.
Since Bruce is dead does that mean the next CEO of Wayne Enterprises is gonna be a random blk girl who lives in a Van by the river?
No. It will be his whiny cousin. Then the van dweller.
I actually saw the dead naming scene with no context. I had no idea it was from this show. God that was cringe.
When Turner gets cut from the Gotham Rogues, takes a knee, and calls Bruce Wayne a racist for adopting him and protecting the most vulnerable citizens of Gotham; it just brought me tears of joy.
Yeah, reminds of the thing from G4, where during the interviews, they asked applicants "why should we cancel batman?", not should he be canceled, but why.
@@AliceBowie cancelling the greatest superhero alongside Spider-Man…. Good luck.
@@AliceBowie We know who got cancelled first, don’t we? 😊
The ESG score of this product is THROUGH THE ROOF
The quality, who cares... the writing, ha, who cares. We got an ESG score of over 9000!!!!
Why does the Police Van say "Keep Back 10 Meters" when Gotham is supposed to be in the US. That should say "10 Yards" or "30 Feet".
I think most CW shows shoot in Canada; are they a metric country?
@@JL-zw3tj Yeah I believe Canadia is like the UK and uses metric for a lot of things, but there are still some things that are still standard/imperial.
Shot in Canada with mostly Canadian actors
It is insane how DC instead of making their own shows gives rights to absolute hacks to produce utter garbage.
And then they wonder why Marvel (used to atleast) beat them in relevance
I mean WB is the same company that fired Henry cavill but kept criminals, Ezra miller and amber heard.
Last time they made their own shows we got Titans and that show was awful.
Lol. Shows like Daredevil are overhyped garbage.
The Watchmen limited series kicked their ass with 11 Emmys off 28 nominations and now everything marvel is trash.
@shadowsmith841 Ezra miller was kept around for.
A. Continuity.
B. He's only 30 and still young enough for more more movies.
It was purely business decision.
@javiercalderon8072 Titans trending on Netflix as number 1.
Unlike any marvel show😊
Wait, they put male prisoners in the same *CELL* as female prisoners?
The fuck...? LOL That is so lazily written.
Why is Az acting like he doesn't have a few windows in his house that have giant wholes in it and say "The Bat is dead" in blood? That not normal?
''Alfred is probably dead... if he's lucky'' hahaha
I loved the part where Az said: "It looks like DSP's bank account for WWE Champions". Made me laugh so hard, my neighbours came to check on me
lol anytime DSP gets dunked on is a good thing.
I’m so glad that people make bad tv shows. I laugh harder when watching reviews like this than I do at modern comedy. I love how this started with the autopsy/review joke, a joke 10x funnier than the cumulative output of she hulk and velma. Some people say they would listen to their favorite singer singing the phone book or dictionary or whatever. I feel that way about AZ and Jayne reviews. You two could make a review channel solely for the worst shows in tv history and I’d never miss it. Thanks for this. I needed a laugh today
The last comedy movie made was Action Point.
I'm honestly thankful for this. Without ESG alternative media will not flourish and the channels we loved will have plenty of content for years to come.
Az is looking well. All those changes and that work starting to pay off, lad.
Well done.
He'll end up physically fit, but dead on the inside. 😅
Yeah, I really am proud of him for sticking to his goal so well, and it's starting to show!
They actually made this thing?
I thought they cancelled it 👀
That's what I thought.
They can't all go the way of the Powerpuff girls.
It will be!
The CW's eyes, Batman collects orphans like Boy George collects Male escorts...
I mean tbf, Batman adopts a lot of people. He has a Batfamily ffs lol🦇
“I don’t know Alfred is probably dead or something. If he’s lucky” nearly choked on my dinner lmao
I’m glad you finally found a show to fill that void left when they cancelled Batwoman. We all know how disappointed you were when that show was cancelled. Enjoy the show, AZ.
The show is literally Batwoman.
A bunch of wannabes (writers room and characters) boasting about shit they haven't done and talk big but have no goods to back it up.
I don't get it; why they stubbornly keep making those Batman shows without Batman - where Dark Knight either left Gotham or is dead? They try to make this idea work for at last 20 years, since failed "Birds of prey" TV show was first released and yet they keep doing the same thing and expecting different results...
Ahhhh, finally...
*rubs hands*
My weekly dose of cringe.
AZ in a very funny voice: "I've put a lotta gay and lesbian and trans and bisexual people and people who are not just seen by society apart from every f*ckin show that's invented now onto the screen coz they need to be seeeeeeeeen!"
Also AZ, in a dark tone: "You have not seen...what I have seen, and am talking about a CW show."
I feel your pain dude. Thank you for enduring this shit for the sake of our sanity.
In the Court of Owls..... no one gave a Hoot!
The thing that makes me mad is that every fucking CW show either has Batman not exist or is dead! Treat the character with RESPECT🤬
Every tv show and movie I've seen, when prisoners are transported there is at least one officer in the back with them just so they can't pull crap.
● How did assassins succeed to kill Bruce Wayne, who has spent decades at this point honing and mastering numerous martial arts, and is likely a ninja of some degree at this point? How could he not realise someone was about to kill him?
● How did they know there was a cowl hidden in that office? Did they put it on him? If so... why put ut on a corpse? Was Bruce wearing it when fighting the assassin, and if so... why?
● The police would find that message, and Bruce wearing the cowl, and assume some villain is out to get Batmen, and killed Bruce Wayne for some reason. Because that is the more logical deduction.
● Even if the police accepted Bruce Wayne was Batman, and was murdered... they would not advertise the fact. They would do a cover up of that fact, while they work out how to handle a post Batman situation. Because the second it is known he is dead, you will get an explosion in crime. Because he was keeping the crime rate down.
...which is why I am sitting back, and just enjoying this show for what it is. An amusing mess, which I give points for effort for. Because the initial idea of this isn't bad. Pity the usual suspects are making this show.
On the plus side, all the Rick and Morty writers are on Marvel, so we cannot get to _that_ level...
What is this!? I'm so confused? Why are half the Batman characters young, half are old, some aren't what they're supposed to be!? Why is Alfred a half Asian lady!? Who the F is Turner!? Again what is this!?
"Hey look Morty, they killed Bruce Wayne and their own show at the same time. How Meta can you get?" - Rick Sanchez
After Supernatural ended, I just assumed that the CW shriveled up and imploded out of existence.
I'm still not convinced that that hasn't happened.
I needed a good Az rant today. "You have not seen what I have seen." Had me lmao
How the hell does CW get the permission to keep making comic book shows? Have they ever made anything that's better than trash
For a shows premiere episode they are some pretty bad numbers, even the first episode of Batwoman season 2 had more than that. I wonder just how low will this pile of crap have to drop before its finally cancelled, what with the CW's tendency towards flogging the dead horse as long as they possibly can.
Thank you for watching this trash so we don't have to...and for making it actually entertaining through your autopsy.
To go from Supernatural to This. Well. We all have to do something.
Me: I need something to finish off my day at work.
RUclips: Bald British Man Screams About New CW Trash
Naked Me: My body is ready.
22:54 The picture quality could be misleading but I'm pretty sure some of the IP addresses on the left have octets that are above 255 (each individual number in the address is an octet, separated by the periods). IPv4 addresses can't have an octet above 255, it's an 8 bit number so the maximum is 2^8 - 1.
These are NOT writers. They are activists pretending to be writers. They were hoping it would work soooooooo badly. I actually LOVE watching all these films F A I L ! It's just way too much to expect real LOVE & MORALITY in films these days. That's why I watch nothing but the old films.
me too jarvis
In the CW's view, "dead naming" is a worse offense than capital murder.
In this universe where kids are smarter than BATMAN (easily finding bat cave)...its no wonder Bruce was killed so fast.
This show will be lucky to get one season.
This isn’t even Batman,
Pattinson Batman is the real deal.
Disparu - Scene-by-scene analysis
AZ - Scene-by-scene reenactment
The cash withdrawal literally exonerates him. You can't pull 5 grand out of an ATM, so these had to be done in person, & somehow teleport between the bank & a coffee shop on Jan 13.
How do they keep getting away with writing and filming these shows. Failing upwards really is a term
You would think whoever set up a bank account for a billionaires kid would at least think to put a withdrawal limit alert in the account!
If only 11% of 18-49 year olds watched the show, then who the hell was actually watching it?
From the network that, as Az said, never turned a profit and was so deep in debt they were _given away_ to whomever would assume said debt. Anyone else preparing to dance on its corpse?
Between “Canine fecal matter” and Disparu’s “ Dangly bits” we are blessed for these reviews 😅
We totally need the FNT crew doing live reactions to these shows. Instead of cheering or crying it would be an hour of them laughing their ass off.
That's basically EFAP, but it would be much shorter. 😂
I can't wait for The Critical Drinker's and Gary's response and FNT!
Oh boy, the 800th Batman tv show WITHOUT Batman 🙄
There needs to be a moratorium on this shit
Since when does a district attorney have that much power to conduct a questioning of a suspect ?😅
17:46 - "58 of them from Legends of Tomorrow". So true.
On the topic of (Dick Greyson) Robin's origin story. His parents were trapeze artists who were murdered when a mob boss sabotaged their act and they fell to their deaths. Like what happened to Bruce in Crime Alley, a criminal was directly responsible for his parents being killed.
2:00 "somebody took your fucking chin" 😂😂😂😂😂
I cant believe this show got made. Thought it would be cancelled. I have the same feeling about Tahiti black Superman movie. It will happen and it will be bad. There was an otherworld storyline with a black superhero involving Darkseid laying waste to the current justice league who died valiantly to save the earth. That would be good. That WILL NOT be his storyline.
I was waiting for scissoring to be somewhere in there.
I'd just like to say, I'm not the mother to Joker's daughter. Keep me out of that s&@% show.
@26:58 Nice to see that the ever forward thinking Gotham PD have converted to the metric system 'Keep Back 10 Meters' .
AZ's spoiled rich white girl accent is the reason I'm subscribed to his channel. 😂
It's a "gay accent"
Why is everyone working so hard to keep batman out of live action television when one of the most popular adaptations of batman was Adam West dancing and surfing in a purple cowl? There's just no such thing as a "Gotham Universe" or a world of batman without batman, but all his cool gadgets and resources are all available to a bunch of knockoffs and sidekicks.
Which is is worse laundering money to make a crap shows and movies or laundering these crap shows and movies to get a tax write off.......
BATMAN actually ended himself to get out of this horrible DC universe
I don't know how much they spent producing this... train wreck. But I know that if this was my company, I'd pay twice the amount just to make this show disappear. The pure insanity of not only green-lighting it, but actually releasing the final product -- I don't even 😂
This show is literally Batwoman. Harvey Dent is basically jacob. Joker's daughter is basically Alice (hates her dad, thinks he abandoned her).
Turner Hayes is the Kate Kane-style impostor Batman (except he's a man, so no suit and cool stuff). Doesn't deserve to be the protagonist.
Stephanie Brown is gonna be Sophie (love triangle drama, coming up.)
Black Carrie Kelly is the Black Batwoman. She's co-opted the Robin identity for herself, doesn't seem to understand the weight of the role and doesn't react to anything, like killing people is just "cool, girlboss, baby!"
I honestly find watching Az's and others reviews of shows more interesting then the actual shows.
Of course! Everyone in the right frame of mind does! Although, that being said, watching paint dry would be more interesting than the actual shows.
I was miserable all day. All fucking day.
I see this in my recommendation and not 5 mins in you have me smiling. I love this channel. I’ll always come back for everything you do. Cheers man!
they had a justice league, Darkside was coming, we were set up for a right royal tear up - Darkside was coming... what the fuck happened
Hang on, so 600,000 watched this overall but only 110,000 were under 49? Is this a massive hit amongst boomers or something?
lol AZ mixing his Milf Manor and Gotham impressions is making such a great show in my head where these dilinquents from Gotham go to Mexico and then we change the channel!
Step 1: Buy the CW which was an utter failure.
Step 2: Continue to do what caused the CW to fail.
Step 3: .... Profit?
Not the brightest bulbs are they.
14:02 Orphens " gotta catch them all " 😂
These clowns are supposed to be heroes of some sort ???
Az went into cardiac arrest multiple times with this one ahahahahahaah
Batwomans gives it 4 out of 5 Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
For a second I thought Jose was in this show and it was gonna be the crossover of the year. Also, that DSP joke outta nowhere got me pretty good.
I love how the cops IMMEDIATELY assume that some rich guy with a mask on his face is Batman.
"Show is only as smart as the writers..." Truth. If they don't know Jack, then the writing will show they don't know Jack, Jill or the hill they tumbled down.
The CW might as well call this show "Gotham Tax Write-Off"
"double dead daddy dude." Amazing.
The CW isn't even trying anymore.
This is even woker than Disney's wokest wet dreams
15:40 - I'm sure the writers weren't actually thinking this, but the police aren't under any obligation to "get their story straight" while interrogating someone. It's actually a real interrogation technique to speculate and suggest what may have happened to the subject in order to get the subject to respond, e.g. "No that's not right, here's what happened." I've only heard of this being used to get someone refusing to talk to police to start responding to them and implicitly waive their right after invoking it, but if you have someone that wants to "play" with the interrogators could still work the same way.
I think Bruce killed himself to escape this show.
"you have not seen what i have seen" lmao gold
this show is not a show, its nothingness using tv media as a skin suit
the entire dead name moment is absurd, these non writers live in a echo chamber inside another echo chamber
Of all the woke race swaps, half Asian female "Alfred" is the weirdest. Wouldn't the woke appreciate an old white man to be the manservant?
"How do we make the 2002 - 2003 Birds of Prey series seem like Breaking Bad?"
"I got an idea!" - Some shithead at the CW.
The fact that they gave Batman the shittiest suit tells you everything you need to know! Also Turner is the most generic create your own character, Also where the Fuck are Dick Grayson,Jason Todd,Tim Drake or Damian Wayne?
Awesome video as always! You make the CW worthwhile. 😀
Mild correction: "Writers. Batman did not just adopt orphans for shits and giggles. That was Madonna."
"I need to potty and I don't know where my penis is." Dude. I'm going to be laughing at that line for the rest of the day.
Twenty minutes later. Still laughing. You, sir, are a treasure.
WTF with this show anyway? I mean, it's the CW, which is to be known as the resume stain. I'm hoping these actors invested their paychecks wisely to help keep them going in the coming dark times. Sheesh. And these writers? Glad to know that the CW helps the hopelessly inept find work. But, dayum, why?
@Druid of Scosglen You write in complete and sensible sentences showing you are light years beyond their skills. 🙂
I was going to call them a nine letter word meaning "people of no worth" but when I use that word YT throws up a "You are offending our community standards." popup and suggests I not post it. Which is in and of itself of no worth, but what can one do?
I wouldn't watch this show for anything in the world, but I'm so happy for your reviews of it!!
Lies! How dare you. There was no Tifa snogging Cloud background picture in the video. I went frame by frame, and I feel cheated.