i like to imagine postal dude accidentally set sniper off with the "surviving family members" comment because sniper's original alive parents betrayed him and his adoptive parents are dead (he met them but theyre still dead) so that caused this to escalate
@@metalclawsteelheartread the comics but I will give you the Short version so basically in the comics sniper adoptive parents die of old age and the he realizes that he was adopted after going around the house and finding some stuff and at that point at the story the mercs are retired and miss pauling (I hope I got the name right) and demo are trying to find sniper so when they are at the house sniper drugs them and then takes her and demo for questioning who his really parents are and she says that they are going to where his parents are so everyone except engi go there in the sunk country of new Zealand where they find snipers really parents and so sniper reunites with his really parents after miss pauling asks where the Australiam is and realize that the Australiam was used as paint for a rocket snipers dad made, miss pauling and snipers mom drink wine and then after that the old mercs break the glass that was keeping new Zealand safe from flooding and so snipers mom takes the rocket and snipers dad immediately takes the sub that they came in from and leaves them to die(I just realized this isn't short)
Actually a perfect matchup. Sniper is a trained professional, taking pride in efficiency and taking his job seriously. Postal dude... Kills and does whatever the fuck he wants
Wholl win? A professional Assassin who specializes in long ranged combat and mattered his own form of martial art or One Dude who wants you to sign his petition
One of them is a long headed glasses wearing crazed maniac with a strange obsession with piss And the other... is a long headed glasses wearing crazed maniac with a strange obsession with piss
This cover is captivating, catchy, comedic, and clever. INTENTIONAL alliteration aside(sorry, I couldn't help it, tongue twisters are fun), this is awesome. Too bad we can't have a legit crossover between PM & Sniper(fan-imations with SFM don't count), otherwise I'd be playing TF2 A LOT. Regardless, this is great stuff.
been awhile since i've last seen fnf stuff but its still goin alright down there in that pool of pedos and creeps from what i see, unless those guys aren't in the community anymore
Postal guy:hey, would you like to sign my petition? Sniper:no thanks. Guy:look, just sign the stupid petition, i got stuff to do. Sniper:i said no! Guy:look, are you gonna sign this petition or will i be your surviving family members? Sniper:you fucking what!? *the song begins*
Postal dude would fit in perfectly with the tf2 universe
I wonder what class would he be
@@Freaky-Raine all of them
10 th class, perharps?
@@rafakisaa1869 .. there Are only Nine classes, unless you mean jaugernaut aka Saxton hale
@@outflexed7769 what about the classic?
Two guys with sunglasses, pee and vans. Works everytime.
And guns
Ah yes, Postal Dude. The man with pee.
He pisses people off, literally@@e2b265
why are the 2 replies showing up like 6 times to me
@@RAMOBUSYeah idk it happens 😂
We can say he was really “pissed”
XD
Would you like sight the petitio? Its for my mom i swear
@@АдилханАдилхан-и8л Alright. I guess that sounds good. *Signs petition*
@@АдилханАдилхан-и8лNah.
Okay, now you're just taking the *piss.*
i like to imagine postal dude accidentally set sniper off with the "surviving family members" comment because sniper's original alive parents betrayed him and his adoptive parents are dead (he met them but theyre still dead) so that caused this to escalate
But didn't sniper talk to his parents in meet the sniper? Or did they die after that?
@@metalclawsteelheartread the comics but I will give you the Short version so basically in the comics sniper adoptive parents die of old age and the he realizes that he was adopted after going around the house and finding some stuff and at that point at the story the mercs are retired and miss pauling (I hope I got the name right) and demo are trying to find sniper so when they are at the house sniper drugs them and then takes her and demo for questioning who his really parents are and she says that they are going to where his parents are so everyone except engi go there in the sunk country of new Zealand where they find snipers really parents and so sniper reunites with his really parents after miss pauling asks where the Australiam is and realize that the Australiam was used as paint for a rocket snipers dad made, miss pauling and snipers mom drink wine and then after that the old mercs break the glass that was keeping new Zealand safe from flooding and so snipers mom takes the rocket and snipers dad immediately takes the sub that they came in from and leaves them to die(I just realized this isn't short)
@@luigibros644"keep it short" writes an essay
This _is_ the short version, @@aelsaellie. Trust me, I know.
I feel like these two in fact WOULD be unlikely rivals
I'm pretty sure the postal dude just hates everyone
@@AgentMk07not true. He is only as violent and hateful as you are.
@@AgentMk07fr lol
My new headcanon
@@SamuuBlitz Lol, glad to know that someone else doesnt think that they would be rivals
“a conversation between these two would be priceless”
Because there would be nothing for any value whatsoever
Nah they would probably be arguing over who’s better and trying to kill each other
"hi there, would you like to sign my petition?"
"nah"
if these two met, they’d either be arch enemies or best friends.
also, this goes hard.
They'd definitely be arch enemies because of one big difference.
Sniper has standards. Postal Dude doesn't.
Postal dude is the stark opposite of sniper’s way of killing. Crazed gunman vs A professional with standards
The POSTAL Dude plush looks so goddamn goofy, and i love it
Hmmm yes I'll take ten
i have my own postal dude plush and i can confirm that he does in fact look goofy as hell
agreed, I require to own a single, or perchance 2 for double the chaos
Did you know its a POSTAL Dude Plushie?
@@MeKeCzaMiyes... its on the rws website, its official
One is a crazed gunman and the second one is a professional with standards.Perfect duo.
this cover is random critting me so hard
HOLY SHIT
And it makes me wanna put on a police outfit
This fight in a nutshell is "two sociopaths cover themselves in each other's piss."
Piss gaming
Jarate!
La diferencia es que uno tiene estandares
This truly is a crossever I didn't expect at all. Still, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE COVER IS PEAK
They’re both pissmen
agreed
this filled a postal dude-shaped hole in my heart thank you
@@aplantjust9083 why go to the doctor if the doctor isnt the postal dude himself
@@palecandy if your heart isn't shaped like postal dude, don't talk to me
@@eden_on_youtube
If you dont piss like postal dude dont talk to me
@@palecandy yeah Dr Postal Dude fix you up real nice with a empty 12G slug, some duct tape and pee. aswell as a few swears and a menacing glare.
We are gettin' headshotted with this one! 🗣🗣💥💥💥
**throws piss with mind**
@Amongusgomad My fucking Medi-
Now thats the ticket
@@Amongusgomad That's it, i'm gonna
I'm gonna make something about this, eventually
@@Kaanjii1987 lol
ok but why is sniper's voice so heavenly
WE MAKING OUT OF RESUPPLY WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥
The Demoman with a Scottish Resistance Sticky Trap on the door:
we arent making it out of spawn
@@The_RaptorThe Medic ready to ubercharge:
@@Theguyman2011 The cloaked blue spy behind the medic readying his butterfly knife:
@His_Throne the medic prematurely popping Uber
A crazed gunman vs. a professional
A professional with standards!
But which is which?
Sniper's the professional, @@Engi3VA
@@shortstop-wt7bs makes sense
The difference is that one is a job and the other is a mental problem.
Actually a perfect matchup.
Sniper is a trained professional, taking pride in efficiency and taking his job seriously.
Postal dude... Kills and does whatever the fuck he wants
Postal Plush vs Sniper 🙀
ultimate epic omega rap battles of history!!!!!11!!111!!!!1!!!!11111!!!
underrated tbh, i rarely listen to fnf songs nowadays but this one is really good
Wholl win?
A professional Assassin who specializes in long ranged combat and mattered his own form of martial art or One Dude who wants you to sign his petition
_"Say, that actual smells, (sniff) kinda good! What's this?"_
*"P I S S."*
That last part got me gud 💀
what if the battle is just...
*men pissing on eachother?*
*PISS* is the best cover I've seen in a while
bro how does this sound so good, i love it
WE’RE GOING POSTAL WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
did I hear... did I hear megalovania at 0:10?
Yes. Unlikely rivals og is Toby fox vs scott c
Love how they became friends in the end
WE MAKIN' IT OUT OF PARADISE AND INTO TEUFORT WITH THIS ONE
Sniper is the Profesional
Postal Dude is a crazy Guns Man
when he said "aa oo uu ii".. i felt that
1:54 *piss always win.*
Postal, TF2, Undertale, FNF
truly amazing
edit: it actually sounds pretty amazing wth
One of them is a long headed glasses wearing crazed maniac with a strange obsession with piss
And the other... is a long headed glasses wearing crazed maniac with a strange obsession with piss
The difference being one is an assassin and the other has mental sickness!
Truly a random crit moment
Postal dude asmr would go hard
If they had a pissing contest sniper would win because his kidney stones are enlarged
Actually kidney stones are the things that stop you from pissing. Sniper has an enlarged BLADDER.
im starting to realize that the sniper and the postal dude are basically the same person
pistol guy drinks pee and flipping DIES...
"One is a job and the other is a mental sickness!"
urine certified. this is my favorite cover, so good imma go piss after listening to this
This cover is captivating, catchy, comedic, and clever. INTENTIONAL alliteration aside(sorry, I couldn't help it, tongue twisters are fun), this is awesome. Too bad we can't have a legit crossover between PM & Sniper(fan-imations with SFM don't count), otherwise I'd be playing TF2 A LOT. Regardless, this is great stuff.
1:52
Dang, that professional guy literally just forced postal guy to summon his inner petition demon.
thats so fucking clever having sniper throw the jarate and the postal dude making the choking on piss sounds
I think these two would actually be good friends
That crossover is fire😭
I kinda like this version over the original. Chromatics especially are superb!
He said piss smelled good let's go!
This is really fire and good
Idea: if this was a mod, after the sniper throws the jarate, he would pull out the bushwacka and try to oneshot postal dude
piss jumpscared.
THIS IS SO GOATED
Awesome‼️😋🤘
THIS IS AMAZING!
piss vs piss
mental sickness vs proffesional
i saw everything
the snipers voice is good tho
Oh No! New Zealanders, my weakness
Im sure they will be great friends
been awhile since i've last seen fnf stuff but its still goin alright down there in that pool of pedos and creeps from what i see, unless those guys aren't in the community anymore
Bro I literally heqdcanoned they are good bros because of the piss thing but damn tjis also good
I like them voices line in postal but... Sing my Potation GOD DAMMIT!
genius
- says the least words than postal dude (i didnt count)
- proceeds to rap battle postal dude
so sick mans 💀💀
Pissy rivals had me laughing
id gladly play this cover it ever becomes a mod
A crazed gunman vs. an assassin
Urinelikely Rivals
Astrualian bloody convention mate
This Shit Goes Hard
Meet the Postal Dude
Who out pisses who.
Assasin VS Crazed Gunman
"Well one is a job, and another is a mental illness"
Postal guy:hey, would you like to sign my petition?
Sniper:no thanks.
Guy:look, just sign the stupid petition, i got stuff to do.
Sniper:i said no!
Guy:look, are you gonna sign this petition or will i be your surviving family members?
Sniper:you fucking what!?
*the song begins*
i ain't reading allat
Me when piss moment
FNF composers not putting in the megalovania leitmotif challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
I thought sniper said oh yeah You're worthfull
If TF2 had a new class for each three categories, maybe he could be one.
Ooh, Garry's town,
I used to love what's happening.
Oh yeah, gotta get that petition signed.
Good thing I'm a people person.
god i love postal
1:11 the sniper says cowboy no way
they were rivals ever since they tied in a national pissing contest before sniper got disqualified for using enhancers.
WE GETTING OUT OF THE RESTROOM WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the images bouncing like that...i think more FnF stuff should do that!
imagine p*ssin on MOON !!!
Sniper Gaming
WE GETTIN THE MILK WITH DIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is as great as finding a strange jarate
WE MAKING IT OUT OF 2FORT WITH THIS ONE
Now that's some real nice piece a piss right here!
The Postal dude vs The Assasin
made it a mod with some friends, you don't mind me uploading it to gb right? (with credits obiously)
FUCK YEAH DUDE GO FOR IT!!!
PISS BATTLE!!!!!!!!
most fire fnf song ive hear in the last 2 years
seeing postal dude is kinda peak
*P e r f e c t i o n .*
Both will be best piss buddys.
That thumbnail is cool