Dr. Mario: Almost Winners - PART 1 - Grumpcade
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- Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2015
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If I had a doctorate, I would remind people of that shit CONSTANTLY.
"Hey, Jet. How's it going?"
"Oh, hi! My Ph.D and I are doing awesomely."
Pretty Huge Dick?
imthex A kitten gets his junk yanked off/her junk yanked out every time someone makes that joke. I hope you're happy with yourself.
***** Yes i am happy with my self
'...yeah, that's great. How are those bottomless student loans going for ya? Btw you owe me 40 bucks.'
After a decade of school I wouldn't blame you.
Keep Brian here forever, I promise I'll never complain
I second that statement.
Just make the channel brian only
+MyNewSoundtrack You won't complain. Because Ninja Brian will kill you if you do.
+MyNewSoundtrack He is the best.
Agreed, ninja brian is amazing
Arin: PICK FEVER!
Barry: Pick Chill.
Arin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Brian: I'm waiting for you *chill*dren to stop arguing.
Barry: I almost beat your high-score in twenty seconds so...
Brain: Uh, what was that first word there, that first word there?
Barry: Almost?
Brain: Almost. Dr Mario is a game for winners, not almost-winners, Barry. Almost-winners, there's another word for almost-winners. That word is called losers.
Brain is savage.
Milky Moomoo mine is too.
Milky Moomoo i found a homestuck and im happy
Milky Moomoo tbh the first word Barry said was i but still that was savage 😂
"Arin if you don't can it with your attitude I'm gonna turn the music off"
You go Brian. Fucking a+ parenting
Can't tell if Brian is the cool dad of Game Grumps or the weird uncle.
+Scrumshiz Why not both?
+Scrumshiz Dunkle
+DamashiiGaming Becoming one's own brother? You're toying with forces you cannot comprehend.
+Scrumshiz Brian is the dad, Arin is the mother, Barry is that cousin who always hangs out at your house because he comes from a broken home, and Dan is the 15-year-old goth son.
Can't he be the cool uncle or weird dad instead?
Barry: I'm a fan of almost medicine
Brian: You mean alternative medicine?
NINJA BRIAN BRINGING THE BURNS
+Thomas Poulin *Brian
Nice catch
+Thomas Poulin As a first-year medical student, I ship this.
+Thomas Poulin Shots fired.
Thank god we live in the enlightened age of 2015, where people aren't vaccinating their kids, and people are rubbing oils on their feet to cure their migraines.
6:48 - Arin finally knows what it's like to watch Game Grumps.
so true haha
I wish I could give this a million thumbs up.
oh my god. this.
especially post-portal 2
100% agreed
That's what I was thinking
I love how Brian is essentially the Dad Grump.
+Xsore well,after all,he's a dad irl,y'know
*****
Ya I know, but just the way he acts around the other grumps like a dad is hysterical
+Xsore
"I'm waiting for you children to stop yelling at each other."
He is the father.
Hey I'm dad, I'm not so dad, and were the dad grumps!!
It's so clear he's the dad of the group within the first few minutes too 😂
I'm perfectly happy with Brian being a mainstay in this time slot
Same bro!
i wanna slap Brian with my dong
One can never have enough of Brian. If you do, you will suffer from a bad case of broken neck.
+MoonlitLycan that's not good
+Axelstation yas.
Man... Brian is such a father with his ways of arguing and his nasal voice. Good work, Brian! You have succeeded in assimilating and taking on a human form.
+RATE Games "assimilating and taking on a human form" what...what was he before????
+Crably the unknowable elemental force of nature know as ninja brian
+Carlos Andrés Mora Zamora and the name of his current avatar is Spyyyder, thank you very much
+RATE Games The funny part about your comment is that he is actually a dad.
"I'm waiting for you _chill-dren_..."~Brian. Sick Ice-burn Bro.
+ContraZombie4 Don't you mean frost burn?
Every time Brian talks, I picture him sitting between Arin and Barry scolding them like kids.
...Idea for a road trip movie.
You know, I think it's finally time the Grumps actually made a movie. They do damn near everything else already...
Welcome back to Math Grumps nerds!
Oh shit, I hope Dinkles is absent today
+Jesus Wore Jordans Yeah he's such a polynigmion
MISS!!! HARRY HaS DRUGS UNDER HIS DESK
AND JOHN WAS ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE!
+Chris Bugenske HE CALLED ME A POLYNIGMION! :,(
With how much Dan and Arin shit on math it's nice to hear some not-completely-negative things about math for once.
Brian is just like I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND
Does Brian have a PhD?
He sure does
+Frisbee I feel like he would have told us if he did.
+Frisbee Ya know...I'm not really sure...
He actually does he isn't making it up he was able to get it and have a great job because of it but then quit it so he can continue to work on NSP and now Game Grumps
+Junior Jaminez Yeah! Fuck being a doctor, laughter is always the best medicine! Didn't that Robin Williams movie teach us that?
Brian such a heckler, he deserves a taste of his own medicine.
Medicine? Nice
+Momozuke He's such a WECHT-ler.
***** omg, get wecht
Arin's sass levels are off the Richter scale
Sass has nothing to do with earthquakes
+Gabriel “Grizzly” Karapondo sassquakes
+Jet Kusanagi This is the power Briain possess. The power of bringing people's pure rage out.
+Gabriel Karapondo - Grizzly Yeah, unless you're so sassy it translates to other scales. Like the way when Weird Al goes out to get the mail and it measures on to Richter's scale.
Your number of likes is off the Richter scale
Brain is my new favorite on Grumpcade. Brain is smart and funny! Wowzers!
Yeah! He really used his Brian
+Marrow Barnes hehehe
+Apples Malus Well he does have a PhD
Well brains can be smart
+Marrow Barnes 0h shit dude you should be on game grumps for that top tier pun right there
"If you were a Pro - You would know!"
*R R R R RRRRRAPTOR PRO TIP*
Now that I think of it, Brian's totally got that voice you hear from a doctor at a checkup. I'm feeling like a mixture of fear and happiness simultaneously.
OH GOD THEY CHANGED THE SUBSCRIPTIONS LAYOUT!
Uhh,
EVERYBODY PANIC!
+Mr.Master Mann you can ust push the button in the top right to change it back
+Mr.Master Mann upper right hand corner has an option to switch it back.
Funny thing is thats how it used to be. Always preferred being able see my whole sub feed in one glance
+Mr.Master Mann no they didn't....
+SpookZe They just brought back how it used to look.
this is the most tension I've ever seen on a grump episode.
+Lunar Apocalypse Someone hasn't watched Guts
+Annie May Or Chu chu rocket? ...though that one was more hilarious
+Annie May +Lunar Apocalypse Or the last mach speed segment in Part 35 of Sonic '06.
+Alex I. Guys.
Battle Kid.
+Annie May Guts is a major one, but lets not forget the VERY FIRST Grump series ever. That shit was pretty real too.
Gotta agree with Arin about Fever. It really is a classic tune. And super catchy. You'll be humming it nonstop while playing Dr. Mario.
This series made me fall in love with Brian.
Agreed
I'll never get tired of Brain bragging about his PhD.
+variable2102 My Brain agrees
His pretty huge dick
+variable2102 He may have a PhD in theoretical physics, but I have a PhD in making delicious, fake Mexican foods that everyone loves.
Yet Brian is still infinitely cooler. :(
+Chris Servos No, he's not. Brian has a PhD in Theoretical Physics and it's awesome.
+Chris Servos Actually, Brian actually DOES have a PhD. It's part of why his role in a band as a homicidal ninja psychopath is so hilarious.
Drinking Game: Take a shot every time brian mentions his Phd. Take half a shot every time barry jokes about brian's age. take a shots every time arin complains about brian's gameplay.
conclusion: death.
That first one alone could knock someone unconscious.
+One of ProJared's chins Conclusion: The only survivor would be that kid from Harvester Moon. He drinks so much he drinks like 2% of his blood to alcohol for no effect.
...A shot of vodka instead would probably kill everyone in here.
.....I reeeaaally wish projared had chosen you as one of his xcom soldier
+CFW Trick *impressed clapping*
yep i haven't but no need to be a dick, jeezzzz. *chins away*
Brian is an absolute perfect fit for the Grumps and I'm eternally happy he is on board now. Everything he says is gold.
Spoiler alert: The next episode will be 15 minutes of Arin trying to beat Brian's score on 20
It's like people discussing what they're ordering in a restaurant when they just can't get along.
"Watching you is making me like go insane right now"
Now you know Arin what it's like to watch you play (insert list of games here)
+D3ADM0N5T3R The fact that he's a known backseat gamer is equally frustrating.
every mario game they've played
+CaptainAwesomesworld Even worse, go watch Holly play Undertale, he makes her do things she doesn't even want to do, and tells her what to do every step of the game.
1:34 "I'm not a sadist!" -'Ninja Brian', 2015
3:00 Brian's dad-mode activates.
As we stated before
Mario has done it all
Seriously women
don't force these mario like standards onto us men
If we have to crossfit,mustache,parkour, and doctor all in overalls (except the part about being a doctor)
well we'd probably have no time for pleasurable things
+Probably a box Also don't forget being a plumber, Yoshi tamer, head stomper, soccer player (with turtles), cloud rider, and most importantly...
That guy who has to find his wife in another castle.
+Probably a box who needs pleasurable things when your a box ... weird ;3
+Probably a box Mario is to men as Barbie is to women
+Probably a box The only thing he isn't is tall and muscular.
+Probably a box YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHY
I love how Brian is so straight edge
I love how edgy our love is
+Adrian .C Straight Edge means to never drink, smoke or do drugs, so if that's what you meant I don't have any confirmation he doesn't drink
"Im waiting for you children to stop yelling at eacthother"
best grump quote by far up there with
"CONSUME PRILOSEC"
i love the sass that Brian brings lmao "what was that first word Barry?"
"almost"?
"Dr. Mario isnt a game for almost winners Barry lol"
I feel like Brian would appreciate this: I only put prime numbers of ice cubes in my drinks.
sounds like OCD, lol.
Nice, I prefer perfect squares.
+Alex Durham So 2?
+SirDucky 1, 2, 3, 5, and 7, although depending on the size of the ice cubes I wouldn't suggest more than 3.
Also I just realized, I too put only prime numbers of ice cubes in my drinks.
+Angraymonkay Wouldn't perfect cubes be more appropriate?
Brian stalling forever on the title screens is my favorite thing about all the videos he's been in.
I'm being completely genuine, it's hilarious for some reason.
arin + danny + brain + kirby's dream course = YES!
I'm loving the episodes with Brian. Keep em coming!
Brian is like the Frank West of this crew. "I have a PhD you know!"
Yeah. They certainly seem to refereeing that one thing they have done. I wonder what they are compensating for...
+Karwan Kadir I've covered wars you know!
+Sassy Nick It's because they haven't covered wars so jealousy took over
The amount of sass here is fucking amazing. They started off singing and they insulted each other for the rest of the episode.
That's mo'fuggin' friendship right there.
This episode is surprisingly great. These guys are hilarious together!
More Brian, yes! These series are shaping up so well.
Arin: "Brian, I'll fucking murder you"
thats so bullshit ever Yamcha's laughing at him!
I would call them scrubs, but I can't do this all on my own, oh I know, I'm no Superman.
LOL! That's awesome.
+CJ Skittlez It's okay. Brian's got a doctorate. Not sure if he mentioned that before.
God that show was awful
+eurodraco dude shut up please
i literally love you right now q.q
senpai notice me q.q
Of all games that made the grumps just fucking SCREAM at each other the whole episode, I wouldn't have guessed Dr. Mario
I love their fight between fever and chill. It brings back so many memories
I don't know if Arin is being sarcastic when he's being annoyed by how "bad" Brian is playing, but it's really, REALLY ironic, since he is the worst at every game the light touches.
Yeah, he sounds every single person that likes to rag on him whenever he's not being good at a game. Annoying, isn't it?
gothicMCRgirl
Oh, no, I'm not saying that.
But what about the games in that Shadowy place over there?
+gothicMCRgirl Agreed, reason why I don't look at the comments as much as I used to due to how crap the fanbase is at times. Then again every fanbase has their own shit to put up with. I just love the commentary in this video a lot too, couldn't stop smiling due to all the sass.
+The Drunken Coward It is called trash talking and Arin is actually pretty good at it, unlike any of the games he plays.
Arin, you're threatening a ninja with a PHD over background music.
You're just asking for trouble.
The clashing of Brian and Arin's sassyness is going to cure cancer.
"Watching you is making me actually go insane." - Arin Hanson
I think Arin finally knows what it's like to watch Game Grumps.
Salt levels = "Utah"
And we haven't even started the game
Game Grumps: All Grumps, No Game
The collective sass of Barry and Brian is the best thing I've seen in a long time. I actually have tears in my eyes from laughing, 10/10
Every video Brian has been in so far was fantastic. XD I love his brand of humor.
2:48 Wait there was a Dr. Mario 64?
7:24 Did Brian just get 5 straight double yellows?
More Brian, less Ross. Crossing my fingers for a better 2016.
Wow, a back-and-forth in game grumps that's legitimately funny?
Please keep this guy forever
Ahhh a classic! Glad to see the grumps getting back with the oldies!
Arin: Barry did you just get served?!
Brian: YEAH!
Barry: ...yup
Bloody love brian
XD Brian is my favorite, hands down.
First video I've seen with Ninja Brian... I love Ninja Brian.
WELCOME BACK TO MATH GRUMPS
The chemistry in this episode is off the charts!
Also of it's Math Grumps they should play Math Blaster
This video should be titled "Arin acting like the comment section"
I'm so happy Brian is now apart of the show.
I LOVE that Brian has become such a big part in the channel as of late. He's a great addition!
Dr. Pepper is just a slower more powerful clone of Pepper.
"Time to go through the prime numbers..."
That made me laugh so fucking hard. Why have you not been playing with Brian since day one?
A testament to their talent. An argument on an option screen I found the most entertaining
Brian's sass level is off the charts. His sarcasm and wit is so beautiful. No one can contain his sass and I love it xD
AND WE'RE THE MATHS GRUMPS !
METH GRUMPS!!
PRIMAL NEMBERS
Cobalt Snake SCIENCE BITCH!
Can't wait for next episode, where Arin loses in the first 40 seconds.
I feel like I'm on a 22 hour road trip in a sports car with these guys
And I love it
Trends I just picked up from Brian playthrough's:
Start on title screen
Allow demo to play multiple times
Brian mentions PhD
Math/Science conversation
I love it all to be honest
Welcome to sass grumps! Where we sass the S*** outta ya'!! :D
Brain is putting all the sick burns
I love Dr. Mario so much and seeing it here is like a dream come true ;w;
I adore this Grumpcade lineup
Brian said all prime numbers only have one and themselves as factors.
Don't they also have negative one and the negative versions of themselves? Did I just prove Brian wrong? WHAT IS LIFE?!
+Pinguino del Rio primes are by definition natural numbers, i.e. non-negative, and have no positive divisors other than 1 and itself. by definition negative factors are not included. further, 1 is not prime because primes are only UNIQUELY divisible by itself and one. 1 can be factored into 1*1, but also into 1*1*1, and 1*1*1*1, ad infinitum. therefore, it's not uniquely divisible by 1 and itself, and is not prime.
I think you're thinking of square roots, Brian remains undefeatable
spyroninja
Well I know that by definition, negative factors aren't included. Its just that Brian said that the only whole factors of a prime number are only one and itself. Even though negative factors are not normally included, they are still technically factors.
jack smith
What I meant was this:
2 is an example of a prime number. Brian said that the only whole factor of it would be 1 and itself (Because 2 times 1 is 2). However, -2 times -1 also equals 2.
What Brian should have said is that there are only two whole POSITIVE factors of a prime number.
Wait... Brian actually WAS right. I just remembered that negative numbers are not considered whole numbers. I was mixing up whole numbers and integers. I was wrong.
But technically, I can still say that Brian was wrong, because MY name is also Brian! :]
My math teacher would love the beginning. I walk into math* Welcome to your death b****es *teacher hands me d hall slip *SO WORTH IT
This was a great episode, idk about anyone else but I'm loving Brian.
Barry: DON'T TOUCH ME!
Love this series.
"I am Dr.mario and i am saving lives"
no
"i look different in this game,(i lost a hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)"
no pls no
"i am doctor mario and i prescribe high fives, laughter is best medicine so.. bwahaha you fell down"
+jake comin i love that song
"Do you want me to tweet this?"
Brian is becoming my favorite grump. Loving these episodes.
I love Brian's finely-honed sassitude. :D The 'almost' line he threw out was amazing!
Lets see how many of you know this song and can help finish it...
I am Dr. Mario and I am saving lives
Aaaaaaaand you're alone
I look different in this game :D
+nick perkins shut down ouch
Well, we finally found the game Barry isn't good at.
Brian makes us wait 5 minutes before they play every time and I love it
OMG, I love Brian, he's freakin' entertaining. When I see or hear he's in a video I'm always happy and watch it directly. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BRIAN! :D
Arin this episode is the comment section.
MY SUBSCIPTION LAYOUT CHANGED!!
HELP!!!
+Waddledee Onredyoshi
IT WILL BE ALRIGHT YOSHI!
IT NOW HAS A GRID VIEW, BUT YOU CAN CHANGE IT BACK TO LIST VIEW WITH THE LITTLE = SIGN THINGY IN THE TOP RIGHT OF THE SUBSCRIPTIONS.
Connor Perfect
K TANKS!
RUclips WHATHELL
This reminds me of the old school Game Grumps. Good job being back the grump, Brian!
Oh my god, never has there been a more entertaining set-up-screen-moment.
I think this is the saltiest game grumps episode ever
Fallout 4 is pretty good
That's Random...
Yeah dude
Game grumps should play it, or maybe on steam train (even though it isn't their style)
Toy Story 2 was okay
I washed my hair this morning
I got through all of high school and most of college without really knowing what a prime number is. Thank you for putting it so simply, Brian. I feel like I'm not quite an idiot anymore.
the first 3 minutes of this episode made me jump with joy