When it’s your first time cooking In jail 😂

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @robertdaniels-lane7321
    @robertdaniels-lane7321 10 месяцев назад +664

    The legendary “GAURD!” and “toot that ass up!” 🤣

    • @anyright8683
      @anyright8683 10 месяцев назад +21

      That's impractical 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂

    • @dellis4320
      @dellis4320 10 месяцев назад +30

      GUARD

    • @PSNRainOverThin
      @PSNRainOverThin 10 месяцев назад +11

      *IMPRACTICAL* 👁️👄👁️‼️ 😂😂

    • @blooddemon6053
      @blooddemon6053 10 месяцев назад +2

      Tch You look like a peanut butter Reese's cup and I need a piece

    • @33GLOCK
      @33GLOCK 10 месяцев назад +1

      😹

  • @angelbeats71
    @angelbeats71 10 месяцев назад +302

    "IT'S TIME TO GET ON ALL FOURS!"
    😭😭🤣🤣
    "IMPRACTICAL! "😂😂😂😂😂

  • @robertortega5783
    @robertortega5783 10 месяцев назад +616

    I miss these jail skits 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WMB6022
    @WMB6022 10 месяцев назад +283

    “You can keep doing all that stirring, soon you finna be slurring!!”
    Bruh, you need to shank Bernard 😂😂

    • @DickAlexander-3412
      @DickAlexander-3412 10 месяцев назад +20

      4 real, cause I know he feels like TD Jakes by now🤔😂

    • @htownblack9184
      @htownblack9184 9 месяцев назад

      Yooooooooooooo​@@DickAlexander-3412

    • @dahiematurner3469
      @dahiematurner3469 9 месяцев назад

      Facts❤❤❤. It's either him or my booty❤. I take care of my bum bum

    • @Olyphantman
      @Olyphantman 8 месяцев назад +3

      💯 FACTS

    • @tonyphillips1982
      @tonyphillips1982 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂

  • @gusneljoseph9241
    @gusneljoseph9241 10 месяцев назад +383

    "PUT AWAY THE POT AND COME TO MY ROOM SO WE CAN CONNECT THE DOTS".😮😢💀💀😂😂😂

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise 10 месяцев назад +1

      The dots are his balls.
      And they connect with his booty hole.

    • @WilliamMoore-c9d
      @WilliamMoore-c9d 10 месяцев назад +17

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kevinbell4570
      @kevinbell4570 10 месяцев назад +28

      GUARD!!!!

    • @jmww4471
      @jmww4471 10 месяцев назад +2

      Hilarious!! Dam He got Me!! 😂😂😂 The Funniest skit ive seen!!

    • @86Kera
      @86Kera 9 месяцев назад +5

      Lmfao I’m finna tell my man this 😂

  • @TheGuyFr0mTheSky
    @TheGuyFr0mTheSky 10 месяцев назад +296

    "You finna be a munch right after lunch" 😭😭

  • @supersixone9848
    @supersixone9848 10 месяцев назад +227

    I love it when you say this finna to be a breeeeez. But it's never a breeze 😂🤣

    • @browillis5848
      @browillis5848 10 месяцев назад +16

      Facts🤣🤣🤣

    • @qmchale5130
      @qmchale5130 9 месяцев назад +7

      Every time he says something will be a breeze, there's Bernard, always on cue. You'd think he'd stop tempting fate by now. 🤣

  • @walkerdevin08
    @walkerdevin08 10 месяцев назад +138

    Bernard is a damn menace!!😂😂😂

    • @kdraw21
      @kdraw21 10 месяцев назад +15

      Good thing Vern wasn't there lol😂

    • @walkerdevin08
      @walkerdevin08 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@kdraw21 Vern, Torrance, Nasty Nate. The whole Booty Goon Squad would’ve ran a train on ol’ Big Fella 😰😵.

    • @theonewhoisbetterthanyou3570
      @theonewhoisbetterthanyou3570 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@walkerdevin08G U A R D

    • @shaquanthedon6184
      @shaquanthedon6184 10 месяцев назад +10

      Bernard pipes definitely tired of him being defiant and not listening 😂😂

  • @GRiZZiNK
    @GRiZZiNK 10 месяцев назад +96

    Benard still at it lol.
    "IMPRACTICAL"
    😂😂😂

  • @savagedaone6605
    @savagedaone6605 10 месяцев назад +241

    Been waiting for another jail skit 😂

  • @smufinstuff
    @smufinstuff 10 месяцев назад +81

    Walk away from the pot!! So we can connect the dots!!!😂😂😂

    • @KayJayCrazy
      @KayJayCrazy 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yoooo that shit had me dead right then and there, that's a new line I ain't heard lmao 😭😂😂😂

  • @Flow_Easy
    @Flow_Easy 10 месяцев назад +21

    I go by Bernard "BE ON HARD" Saddiq!
    Bruh 😂😂😂

  • @Nick-ck9fv
    @Nick-ck9fv 10 месяцев назад +69

    "I've never seen you act like this at lunch time" 😅 GUARD 😅

  • @2Tall03XX
    @2Tall03XX 10 месяцев назад +49

    Bernard stay on hard!!! 😆😆😆😆

  • @ronniedavis3713
    @ronniedavis3713 10 месяцев назад +51

    You gonna be a "Munch right after Lunch" had me laughing my ass Off !!!

  • @GigglewithFelix321
    @GigglewithFelix321 10 месяцев назад +73

    "Impractical" has to be in the starting line up going forward

  • @iamheeeem
    @iamheeeem 10 месяцев назад +66

    I already know when it's a jail skit. The laughs gonna be a breeze and a regroup.

  • @TheGame4eva
    @TheGame4eva 10 месяцев назад +52

    😂😂 "you finna have a lot on your plate, I need a cellmate I can take on a date" 😂😂😂 that prison dude got romantically aggressive, toot that ass up, let's regroup 😂 them guards are always trash

  • @tmasst07
    @tmasst07 10 месяцев назад +27

    I'm crying. Bernard the Booty Bandit has RETURNED!!!!!

  • @SonnyWinning
    @SonnyWinning 10 месяцев назад +22

    "Okay, Let's Regroup!"😆😆

  • @theonewhoisbetterthanyou3570
    @theonewhoisbetterthanyou3570 10 месяцев назад +20

    That stirring and slurring line was next level…GUARD!!!!

  • @charlesredd9619
    @charlesredd9619 10 месяцев назад +18

    "I go by BENARD and i stay on HARD"😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @i_am_gohan9232
    @i_am_gohan9232 10 месяцев назад +48

    IMPRACTICAL 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheLawmicjho
    @TheLawmicjho 10 месяцев назад +51

    This was a good one 😂 been missing the jail skits

  • @SovereignReaperX
    @SovereignReaperX 10 месяцев назад +14

    Bernard back with a vengeance! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OrochiShiki
    @OrochiShiki 10 месяцев назад +21

    Old school comedy with new school terminology, we love to see it!

  • @bababa3917
    @bababa3917 10 месяцев назад +9

    Keep these jail skits rolling. these are your trademark videos. No one can copy 'em.

  • @randallallgood8661
    @randallallgood8661 10 месяцев назад +28

    We all been waiting on this shit a blast from the past 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marcusthompson3908
    @marcusthompson3908 10 месяцев назад +10

    "You can keep doing all that sturring soon you finna be slurring" 😂

  • @jimmyfarrow6486
    @jimmyfarrow6486 10 месяцев назад +4

    "Walk away from that pot so we can CONNECT THE DOT!" Bernard is UNRULY! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gamerguy9811
    @gamerguy9811 10 месяцев назад +39

    Big dawg when are you getting out you been calling guard for years😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ezioauditore6371
    @ezioauditore6371 10 месяцев назад +9

    That voice crack after he said impractical had me GONE😂😂😂😂😂

  • @glorymosbyfloyd3878
    @glorymosbyfloyd3878 10 месяцев назад +6

    "GUARD!!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MiamiU4
    @MiamiU4 10 месяцев назад +6

    “I need me some BOXTAIL” is insane lmao

  • @JokerbatmanKing
    @JokerbatmanKing 10 месяцев назад +17

    Big fella at it again 😂

  • @ted2j
    @ted2j 10 месяцев назад +4

    I alway look for that ‘regroup’ line 😂😂😂😂 GAURD!!!!

  • @bigdawg500
    @bigdawg500 10 месяцев назад +8

    Bernard ain't gonna quit until he get them cheeks😅😅😅

  • @Matt_Underwood
    @Matt_Underwood 10 месяцев назад +9

    Hopefully Davis knows we need more Jail Skits😂😂

  • @mindyourbizness
    @mindyourbizness 10 месяцев назад +15

    His jail skits keep me week AF😂😂😂

  • @VVSIcyWhite
    @VVSIcyWhite 8 месяцев назад +3

    First time cookin in jail this finna be a breeze. 🤣🤣

  • @photojuly1997
    @photojuly1997 10 месяцев назад +6

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you got me holding up this lunch line big fella u finna be mines

  • @tjchevyman187
    @tjchevyman187 10 месяцев назад +5

    Thank God you went back these I love all ur stuff but jail ones are classic 😂😂 Detroit all the way

  • @charlesh.eelliottv861
    @charlesh.eelliottv861 10 месяцев назад +4

    GAURD!!! With the leg on table had me 💀.

  • @derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772
    @derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772 10 месяцев назад +9

    This is diabolical, impractical 😆😆😆😆🤣

  • @QMorrison1017
    @QMorrison1017 10 месяцев назад +2

    🤦🏾‍♂️🤣
    "WALK AWAY FROM THE POTS SO WE CAN CONNECT THE DOTS" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nightwing4065
    @nightwing4065 Месяц назад +1

    Toot that ass up! No Diddy. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kmonsta886
    @kmonsta886 10 месяцев назад +2

    Back to how you started HaHa & we love it! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @takeover08
    @takeover08 10 месяцев назад +6

    “GUARD!!!” 🤣

  • @DaequanK
    @DaequanK 8 месяцев назад +1

    First time cookin in jail this finna be a breeze. Y'all keep the line movin.
    Come on down with y'all plates. 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @cyelilpeoples-thomas5346
    @cyelilpeoples-thomas5346 10 месяцев назад +1

    GUARD!!!! ☠️☠️☠️ haven't heard in a minute🤣🤣😂😂😭

  • @xivieralittle2845
    @xivieralittle2845 10 месяцев назад +2

    Not the special guest the folding chair 😂😂😂😂na big fella tsk tsk

  • @MOON23SHADOW
    @MOON23SHADOW 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Impractical!" 😂😂 GUAAARD

  • @rellblue8092
    @rellblue8092 10 месяцев назад +8

    Put down that spoon and get in my room 😂😂😂

  • @koriaynewebb
    @koriaynewebb 9 месяцев назад +2

    Fkn dead af 😂😂😂😂 Bernard beonhard saddiq

  • @grand-p0p233
    @grand-p0p233 10 месяцев назад +1

    😩Maaannnn, sumbody👀👀 give Bernard dey chow so he can calm da fuck down😬

  • @valley818-
    @valley818- 2 месяца назад

    Lmao...... 1 thing Bernard is gone do is YELL some outlandish shi#t for everybody and their momma to hear. I Mean absolutely NO shame in his game🤯🤣

  • @curtiswiggins6817
    @curtiswiggins6817 10 месяцев назад +4

    Walk away from the pot so we can connect the dot🔥💯🤣🤣🤣

  • @josea.3763
    @josea.3763 8 месяцев назад +2

    Put Benard in solitary. He don’t need to be out & about 😂

  • @romanhardware
    @romanhardware 9 месяцев назад +1

    I can't help but laugh when I hear guard, its like yelling for your mom. 😂

  • @brandonayee
    @brandonayee 10 месяцев назад +2

    “I need me some box tail.” IS CRAZY😂😂😂

  • @angelacartwright3137
    @angelacartwright3137 10 месяцев назад +5

    Why I let go of the wheel while driving.....I can't with him hollering "guard "😅😅

  • @TotalDramafan-qx5if
    @TotalDramafan-qx5if 10 месяцев назад +1

    Yes! I missed these jail skits! Their my favorite skits!

  • @MrAce2000
    @MrAce2000 10 месяцев назад +1

    Davis got to bring back the pig 🐷 squealing noise 😂😂 that s*** is iconic.

  • @ISCREAMTWINKIE
    @ISCREAMTWINKIE 10 месяцев назад +1

    LMATFO 😭 😭 😭 YUNG I CANNOT WITH THESE SKITS 😂😂😂❤I CANNOT EVEN PARAPHRASE WHAT HE SAID CAUSE THE WHOLE SKIT BE HAVING ME DYING FROM START TO FINISH

  • @oreoking6113
    @oreoking6113 10 месяцев назад +7

    Love this man bru

  • @aliciamoore5722
    @aliciamoore5722 9 месяцев назад

    “When we get back to my cell I’m gone need me some oxtails.”🤣🤣🤣

  • @GobyTSB
    @GobyTSB 10 месяцев назад +1

    hahahah These skits are the best on the internet

  • @codyemptage7373
    @codyemptage7373 10 месяцев назад +2

    "WALK AWAY FROM THE POT SO WE CAN CONNECT THE DOTS 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bigdawg500
    @bigdawg500 10 месяцев назад +2

    That spine is on the line with B-Nod😅😅😅

  • @aysiskyle9458
    @aysiskyle9458 10 месяцев назад

    I believe by now the gaurds set this ish up, they never coming. "GAURD!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @curiouslymavismade
    @curiouslymavismade 10 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Oh I see how you trying to flow, it's time to go, call my lawyer, you are unreasonable.

  • @Chief-Brown-Eyes-Gold-Heart
    @Chief-Brown-Eyes-Gold-Heart 10 месяцев назад +1

    BIG FELLA PUT DOWN THAT FOOD & HEAD OVER TO MY ROOM😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thomasbuie6643
    @thomasbuie6643 10 месяцев назад +2

    You going to be munch 😮 after this lunch I'm dead😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️😵

  • @DwanBlake-bn4mh
    @DwanBlake-bn4mh 10 месяцев назад +8

    He back in jail. 😂

  • @bigschocolate
    @bigschocolate 10 месяцев назад +9

    I need a cell mate I can take on a date 😭😂😭😂

  • @Joseph.221
    @Joseph.221 10 месяцев назад +6

    It would be dope if he did a crossover with Tra Rags and Bigfella runs into Quantavious😂

  • @khirybrown4556
    @khirybrown4556 10 месяцев назад +1

    Impractical! Guaaaaaard!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dripguy5177
    @dripguy5177 10 месяцев назад +3

    Classic videos love these jail videos

  • @khareembruce8832
    @khareembruce8832 10 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve never seen you act like this at lunch time, GUARD!!

  • @ILLAILLS
    @ILLAILLS 10 месяцев назад +5

    Impractical 😂

  • @duceehbk2451
    @duceehbk2451 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bernard Just Wants You 2 Feel His Breeze That's All🥴🤣

  • @MrHighCeiling
    @MrHighCeiling 10 месяцев назад +3

    "....Impractical" 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️

  • @ob1kenobjunior208
    @ob1kenobjunior208 10 месяцев назад

    Lol the rhymes! He about to get touched by Dr.Seuss. 😂😂

  • @joeallen4587
    @joeallen4587 10 месяцев назад +2

    0:01 Narrator: “It was in fact NOT a breeze.”

  • @courtneytyson6341
    @courtneytyson6341 10 месяцев назад

    This finna b a breeze!! Then it goes down here come Bernard and he is rock hard!!..GUARD!! Impractical..GUARD!

  • @PSNRainOverThin
    @PSNRainOverThin 10 месяцев назад +3

    MAN SPITTING LIKE SAUCE WALKA ALL WE NEED IS A *OOWEEEEEE* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @finalword89
    @finalword89 8 месяцев назад

    "Put down the spoon and head to my room" OD!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BigCash1000
    @BigCash1000 6 месяцев назад +1

    Lol no 🧢 , lol this guy's videos are the best lol .

  • @somewhere-n-Texas
    @somewhere-n-Texas 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Walk away from the pot so we can connect the dots" 😂

  • @TK-un1pu
    @TK-un1pu 9 месяцев назад

    The way he would’ve gotten baptized by oodles of noodles! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Denm_a
    @Denm_a 10 месяцев назад +6

    I need to see a 3 way fight with Bernard, Quantavias(tra rags) and fleece Johnson🤣

    • @ashleyjohnson8251
      @ashleyjohnson8251 10 месяцев назад +1

      I got my money on Fleece 😂😂

    • @shaquanthedon6184
      @shaquanthedon6184 10 месяцев назад +1

      Quantavias might save him from Bernard Sadiq pipes 😂

  • @ShatterTheSilence11
    @ShatterTheSilence11 9 месяцев назад +1

    That's straight paradoxical

  • @amightyvillage367
    @amightyvillage367 10 месяцев назад +4

    Impractical😂😂😂

  • @kiwaunj89
    @kiwaunj89 10 месяцев назад +4

    Like Ebony From Player's Club Said,
    "I Just Came To Serve Y'all & That's It!!
    😂😂😂😂

  • @issacthekid
    @issacthekid 10 месяцев назад +1

    GUARD 😂😂 Classic

  • @Sehven77
    @Sehven77 10 месяцев назад

    Man's having to protect himself even when he serving lunch. Run big dawg. 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @kinglouie02
    @kinglouie02 10 месяцев назад +1

    I go by Benard "be on hard" saddiq 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DGlock
    @DGlock 10 месяцев назад

    Bro thought it was finna be a breeze. Not with Bernard around! 😂😂😂😂

  • @WUxDAxRULER
    @WUxDAxRULER 10 месяцев назад +1

    Him saying Impractical got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @duvalpierre3955
    @duvalpierre3955 2 месяца назад +1

    Put down the spoon 🥄 and head to my room 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️