When the news interviews the most unhinged person they can find

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  • Опубликовано: 18 июн 2022

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  • @Alex.876
    @Alex.876 2 года назад +19687

    “ not like jugs 🍒 but like jugs ⛽️”

  • @kale9710
    @kale9710 2 года назад +14394

    nothing i wouldnt do to protect the best pie in town. pie supremacy.

    • @potato1084
      @potato1084 2 года назад +7

      @Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ Your spelling is not it 💀

    • @tabathaarria9558
      @tabathaarria9558 2 года назад +13

      🥧🛐

    • @duccie
      @duccie 2 года назад +5

      tau > pi

    • @melissasylvest365
      @melissasylvest365 2 года назад +1

      @@potato1084 *:you're

    • @cheyenneross758
      @cheyenneross758 2 года назад +14

      @@melissasylvest365 No it's your. They were right. You're= you are. You're telling them to say you are spelling is not it. Which doesn't make sense

  • @nathanielpowell692
    @nathanielpowell692 2 года назад +9827

    Fun fact:
    The guy with the jugs was actually a giant crow.

    • @syd.ney.2010
      @syd.ney.2010 2 года назад +14

      YASSSSSSS

    • @teacup_tess
      @teacup_tess 2 года назад +25

      Psh this shouldn't have been this funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @eryscalamitas1611
      @eryscalamitas1611 2 года назад +5

      Your wordplay is immaculate

    • @obijohnkenobi3139
      @obijohnkenobi3139 2 года назад +2

      @Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ you spamer

    • @NoNTr1v1aL
      @NoNTr1v1aL 2 года назад +6

      I don't get it. Can someone pls explain the joke?

  • @leighhennessy8212
    @leighhennessy8212 2 года назад +16059

    Australia is guilty of this as well. We once had a guy who started barking like a dog mid interview.

    • @fananzo
      @fananzo 2 года назад +1076

      Didn’t they do a follow up interview with him after he went viral? 😂
      He barked a few times on camera and found it hysterically funny. The interviewer just stood there, very clearly questioning his life decisions, and his wife literally hung her head in shame. The news is messy as hell.

    • @meller7303
      @meller7303 2 года назад +584

      “Thay came Booouuuunding ova, RAHGAGARARARGAGAGRARA”

    • @MattieAnne
      @MattieAnne 2 года назад +207

      the brisbane undie crash interview will always be one of my favorites 🤣

    • @LVTHNHeTheyIt
      @LVTHNHeTheyIt 2 года назад +63

      I feel like I would do that for no reason

    • @lilithlaney1759
      @lilithlaney1759 2 года назад +87

      You should watch wavywebsurf's video on him. He's a small town celebrity now and makes appearances on his local news on occasion still. Actually a super wholesome meme story for once lol

  • @Elizabeth_Kingston
    @Elizabeth_Kingston 2 года назад +6694

    I need to know what the crows in my neighborhood are up to.

    • @twoninety
      @twoninety 2 года назад +1

      they are spies for the Dark One

    • @anti_nyx
      @anti_nyx 2 года назад +88

      Probably stealing your shiny things

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 2 года назад +18

      Hiding.

    • @dinonugget7841
      @dinonugget7841 2 года назад +21

      What are they up to? I need this info Stanzi!

    • @gloving4hire
      @gloving4hire 2 года назад +1

      You mean.... B L A C K P E O P L E

  • @ashleyredsheep
    @ashleyredsheep 2 года назад +6759

    ok but crows are seriously out here having these full blown circle formation cult rituals. i do want to know what they're really up to.

    • @justsomeautisticwoman6202
      @justsomeautisticwoman6202 2 года назад +53

      Same lol

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 2 года назад +213

      When you go near them they all turn and one says 'you were not supposed to see this, human'

    • @justsomeautisticwoman6202
      @justsomeautisticwoman6202 2 года назад +91

      @@camerondon3712 then they all come flying at you

    • @syd.ney.2010
      @syd.ney.2010 2 года назад +35

      They’re saitanists.

    • @kittycat3638
      @kittycat3638 2 года назад +85

      I think I heard that if they stand in a circle it means they're having a funeral IDK
      Edit: 'fun' fact a group of crows is called a murder

  • @feelingReckless13
    @feelingReckless13 2 года назад +2056

    "crows in your neighborhood: what are they up to?" they're in a turf war with the squirrels over who gets custody of my grandpa's backyard because his girlfriend feeds any living thing that comes along, next question.

    • @GoogleUser-xo4lk
      @GoogleUser-xo4lk 2 года назад +66

      corvids are fucking terrifying and fascinating but this made me laugh

    • @harshithasaisarabada9325
      @harshithasaisarabada9325 2 года назад +72

      The girlfriend sounds so wholesome 😭

    • @impulsivechaos5138
      @impulsivechaos5138 2 года назад +45

      Read this in the same accent the guy being interviewed was talking in and it sound even more unhinged

    • @potmeetkettle
      @potmeetkettle 2 года назад +21

      Bruh, even grandpa got a gf ? 😞

    • @feelingReckless13
      @feelingReckless13 2 года назад +30

      @@GoogleUser-xo4lk it's been going on for years but it especially ramped up during quarantine when I got her a mini picnic bench and some dried corn.

  • @sophiaredwood5825
    @sophiaredwood5825 2 года назад +751

    This entire short is splendid, but I must say, the “I’m a hero” along with the jacket grab was immaculate

  • @vasconcelos7356
    @vasconcelos7356 2 года назад +877

    The video ended when the real questions started being asked

    • @DeadPegasus
      @DeadPegasus 2 года назад

      Big Crow doesn't want you to know what's REALLY going on....

  • @changa_sk4524
    @changa_sk4524 2 года назад +609

    "Local hero (?)" killed me

  • @peeppeeped
    @peeppeeped 2 года назад +451

    this is strangely an incredibely comforting energy. this persona sort of reminds me of my dad :)

  • @jonnestyronicha497
    @jonnestyronicha497 2 года назад +186

    The enzo I’m a hero part was so adorable tho

  • @kelseyflaig3643
    @kelseyflaig3643 2 года назад +10

    “I was convicted in 08” had me cackling

  • @SP0NGIE
    @SP0NGIE 2 года назад +384

    can confirm the pie at sully's is spectacular 🤤

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 2 года назад +2

      @Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ you're a bot... I'm simply saying this so nobody falls for this. She's not a real person.

    • @turntechgodhead1975
      @turntechgodhead1975 2 года назад +4

      @@amyschildgamerlive4519 Holy shit you fucking killed her dude

    • @SP0NGIE
      @SP0NGIE 2 года назад

      @@turntechgodhead1975 LMAO

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 2 года назад

      @@turntechgodhead1975 lol good.

  • @thunderfx7126
    @thunderfx7126 2 года назад +164

    I love how this guy saw a person with jugs and was like, "Shit, he's coming to light Sully's up."
    Like, maybe that dude just wanted a pizza from Sully's too because he too knew you can't get a better pie anywhere else. He may have been on his way to light up the competition down the street. Now we'll never know.

    • @jb6712
      @jb6712 2 года назад

      That' a woman, not a guy.

    • @FEARNOTBlue3778
      @FEARNOTBlue3778 2 года назад

      @@jb6712 she's playing the role of a man, you dirt nugget

    • @thunderfx7126
      @thunderfx7126 2 года назад +3

      @@jb6712 I was talking about the guy in the joke when I say he.

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 2 года назад

      @@jb6712 not only were they talking about the character, they were talking about the character that was never portrayed in the joke. Yeah, the guy is holding jugs too, but it's to describe how the guy he beat up was holding them. And the guy he beat up is the one who may be setting the competition ablaze to make sure more people recognize the greatness of Sully's! Woot-woot!

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel 11 месяцев назад

      @@jb6712imagine being confused AND having the wrong spirit like pick a struggle

  • @DuchessOfDoofus
    @DuchessOfDoofus 2 года назад +6

    I forgot this was satire half way through😭 it's just a straight up accurate depiction

  • @lexis7003
    @lexis7003 2 года назад +60

    "im a 'eeeero 😏😌🤠"

  • @riskigost2759
    @riskigost2759 2 года назад +579

    "You're not gonna get a better pie than at Sully's, ya can't light up Sully's."
    God damn what is in that pie.
    Edit: I thought they were talking about fruit pies.

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 2 года назад +14

      It's a pizza. Lol could be anything.

    • @laylasnailz2394
      @laylasnailz2394 2 года назад +1

      Judge

    • @riskigost2759
      @riskigost2759 2 года назад +49

      @@amyschildgamerlive4519 I. Thought. It. Was. Actual. Pie.
      Wtf, it makes way more sense that Sully's is a pizza place.

    • @starsiadraws
      @starsiadraws 2 года назад +2

      "love"

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 2 года назад +9

      @@riskigost2759 it's a fake NYC accent. In NYC they're called pizza pies or sometimes "pies" for short.

  • @cowboyspiderspew-pew1941
    @cowboyspiderspew-pew1941 2 года назад +15

    The delivery of "im a hero" was perfection

  • @storytimer.2637
    @storytimer.2637 2 года назад +65

    Plot twist: The guy was actually an employee who went to buy gasoline for the stove.
    ( Some stoves do still run on gasoline)

    • @frickfrack7075
      @frickfrack7075 2 года назад

      Think they run mostly on natural gas, not gasoline.

    • @frickfrack7075
      @frickfrack7075 2 года назад +1

      Yeah for sure not gasoline. It's natural gas.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 2 года назад +3

      I thought the second story was going to be “Beloved Local Restaurant Worker Assaulted by Rando while Unloading Jugs of Cooking Oil”

  • @koruyesliketheplant7939
    @koruyesliketheplant7939 2 года назад +5

    The way you said "I'm a HeEro" was just perfect

  • @trinitysaucedo
    @trinitysaucedo 2 года назад +14

    Sooo no one's gonna talk about how good she was playing this character with that jersey accent 👌

  • @lbowles55
    @lbowles55 2 года назад +449

    Uploaded 1 minute ago.. I have never been this early

    • @j.s.2281
      @j.s.2281 2 года назад

      A day later for me and same!

    • @jb6712
      @jb6712 2 года назад

      yippee 🙄

  • @Darkwolf-we8yp
    @Darkwolf-we8yp 2 года назад +5

    Unhinged Person, whatever could you mean that is just one of the average local residents.

    • @Yngvolkayno
      @Yngvolkayno 2 года назад

      I was about to say, that's just Lil Vinny. He lived on the same block as me in Jersey. Well, his Ma did, but he lived in her basement. Same thing, really.

  • @thebeefman8377
    @thebeefman8377 2 года назад +28

    What ARE the crows up to?? Stanzi we need a part two with the crows

  • @yk.kelley
    @yk.kelley 2 года назад +5

    “I’m on tv- I’m a eeeiiiiro” always gets me

  • @floatingsmiley
    @floatingsmiley 2 года назад +43

    You get the jersey dirt bag just right 😂

  • @kenzarty5999
    @kenzarty5999 2 года назад +6

    I’m obsessed with this character - we need to see him again

  • @jen_dau
    @jen_dau 2 года назад +5

    No joke, sth like this literally happened in my country when i was a kid, and its a national meme i swear to god. This dude was jist setting random bushes on fire in a city, hoping to do some damage, but two dudes stopped him and the tv interview was so similar lmao, ty for this Stanzi, you made my day pahha

  • @JJCHAU
    @JJCHAU 2 года назад +18

    The “LOCAL HERO (?)” sent me 🤣

  • @ItsMeHell0
    @ItsMeHell0 2 года назад +170

    Wait I wanna know about the crows

    • @schokoloko2092
      @schokoloko2092 2 года назад

      They are very smart and helpfull.
      At these places there are always hidden secrets or treasures. So make sure to take a good look. Good luck on your adventure.
      And some people say, video games are stupid and you can't learn anything from them...

    • @pileofjunkinc
      @pileofjunkinc 2 года назад +2

      The spam bots sure are stupid in this thread.
      Guess it's more unique than the 'It's finally here" ones I was seeing almost every comment the past few weeks.
      I wanna know about the crows too! ; o ;

    • @DiscoTimelordASD
      @DiscoTimelordASD Год назад

      @@pileofjunkinc I'm sick of constantly reporting those.
      And I second your motion.✔️

  • @brooke9297
    @brooke9297 Год назад +4

    Alt ending for this: “and when we return, hear from a local woman whose husband was assaulted while walking back from the gas station after his car ran out of fuel.”

  • @Adot_is_Adrienne
    @Adot_is_Adrienne 2 года назад +12

    These are easily my favorite interviews. If it's a senior citizen it's gonna be gold.

  • @bunnyko0ky409
    @bunnyko0ky409 2 года назад +11

    noo this reminds me of the infamous Australian news interview 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @DiscoTimelordASD
      @DiscoTimelordASD Год назад +1

      Which one? There are many.

    • @bunnyko0ky409
      @bunnyko0ky409 Год назад

      @@DiscoTimelordASD ruclips.net/video/9QCgqQdmr0M/видео.html this one😭

  • @PequenoGiant
    @PequenoGiant 2 года назад +38

    The crows are planning their revenge on this character since the guy with the jugs ⛽️ ( not to be confused with jugs 🍈🍈) was their hired hit man since Sully's stopped giving them scraps in the deal they made

  • @puppeteer1402
    @puppeteer1402 2 года назад +83

    This has nothing to do with the video, but I would like you to know that I named my cat after you in Stardew Valley

    • @T_Cup
      @T_Cup 2 года назад +3

      That's cute, now you can say to your cat, "Oh, SV-you" lol

  • @Bunny_Bill
    @Bunny_Bill 2 года назад +6

    Oh jeez. What are the crows up to? ◉_◉

  • @haleyspring8190
    @haleyspring8190 2 года назад +23

    I saw a news story similar to this once. I don’t watch the news anymore

  • @CSEabdulalimkhan
    @CSEabdulalimkhan 2 года назад +2

    "enzo I'm a hero"
    Inner voice: i became the thing i swore to destroy

  • @ZhengLuhuan
    @ZhengLuhuan 2 года назад +31

    People might be wondering about crows but I wanna know what that person was really going to do with their huge jugs……

    • @MarkEdwardRom
      @MarkEdwardRom 2 года назад

      Exactly! That gasoline ⛽️
      was worth at least 100$ each!

    • @grantmegan91
      @grantmegan91 2 года назад

      Was it implied he was NOT going to burn down Sully's?

    • @Ck87JF
      @Ck87JF Год назад

      Yeah, I feel like the jug man probably had some legitimate reason to be walking with the jugs.

  • @elemonade8830
    @elemonade8830 2 года назад +2

    I love how he just brought up the fact that his gramps is from the mafia, then proceeded to ignore it

  • @dicksoutfordjmusicman9335
    @dicksoutfordjmusicman9335 2 года назад +3

    the rewatchability of stanzis videos is insane omg my attention span thrives here
    Edit: I rewatched this because I was like oh this is one I haven't seen before and it took the fourth re-repeat to realize. I might just be fucking stupid.

  • @Mirrie08
    @Mirrie08 2 года назад +3

    "What are they really up to?"
    Me: *gaaasp*... Murder...

  • @ranchonbagel
    @ranchonbagel 2 года назад +2

    “im on tv im a hrrrrro”

  • @mossyay
    @mossyay 2 года назад +3

    The way they do the hand motions💀💀💀💀
    Dead asf

  • @cattegoggles
    @cattegoggles 2 года назад +2

    " enzo, enzo look im on tv- im on tv 'mma heeeero! "

  • @michellerose7753
    @michellerose7753 2 года назад +2

    "Crows in your neighborhood, what are they really upto-"
    I'd like to know too-

  • @adzukibean2190
    @adzukibean2190 2 года назад +1

    I loved how your voice sounded when you were like “I’m on tv I’m HeRo”

  • @debbiemcpherson2426
    @debbiemcpherson2426 2 года назад +3

    I like the implication that the man would be okay with someone burning down a restaurant if their food was bad.

  • @apricotglass
    @apricotglass 2 года назад +2

    the way they said "i'm a hero" made me feel things

  • @GabdeVue
    @GabdeVue 2 года назад +4

    My favorite is "Satan's pretty cool"-guy that got interviewed about the stanic temple.

  • @WaitinInAmber
    @WaitinInAmber 2 года назад +2

    I can’t believe this person declared Sully’s has the best pie, and then is going to celebrate with CHICKEN PARM.

  • @inconspicuousyoutubeaccofs3710
    @inconspicuousyoutubeaccofs3710 2 года назад +1

    You are literally the best comedy-bit channel in all of the internet.

  • @somazeromia
    @somazeromia Год назад +4

    THIS PERFORMANCE RIGHT HERE TAKES HOME THE PIE

  • @momandbuggie4841
    @momandbuggie4841 Год назад +2

    "I mean not like jugs 🍒 but like jugs ⛽"

  • @blueberrynebula3633
    @blueberrynebula3633 2 года назад +2

    "Hey buddy, you wanna light Sully's up, *you have to go through me* "
    😏

  • @nounourslove6857
    @nounourslove6857 2 года назад +1

    The crows are spies from the gorvement.😂
    Alongside with the pigeon

    • @OnyxIdol
      @OnyxIdol 2 года назад

      Don't you mean the "corvidment"? ;)

  • @obijohnkenobi3139
    @obijohnkenobi3139 2 года назад +1

    I think the crows secretly have jugs. I stand by that.

  • @stagcowboy
    @stagcowboy 2 года назад +1

    the “im a hero” was so accurate

  • @greeniebeanie0250
    @greeniebeanie0250 2 года назад +2

    The crows are going to that one rubbish bin with the cats to remake that one scene in haikyu-

  • @ramenqueen_1013
    @ramenqueen_1013 2 года назад +2

    Anyone else just find her video once and is now hooked😂♥️

  • @Bella_Black
    @Bella_Black 2 года назад +3

    "Enzo! Enzo, look, I'm on TV!"
    My tvd fangirl-brain is confused. Really confused.

    • @jb6712
      @jb6712 2 года назад

      Well, "fangirl" explains that perfectly.

  • @meghanmcgrath5699
    @meghanmcgrath5699 2 года назад +1

    I LOVE unhinged news interviews. I watch a lot of different state’s local news. I love when a unique character gets to share their story lol.

  • @Sh1nG0dz1ll4
    @Sh1nG0dz1ll4 2 года назад +1

    just remember y'all, "the birds work for the bourgeoisie"

  • @makennaisthebomb
    @makennaisthebomb 2 года назад +1

    Plot twist: Sullys was a gas station and the guy just wanted some gas

  • @scoobydont
    @scoobydont 2 года назад

    Your different character voices never fail to cheer me up 😅👏🙌

  • @soulsunshine108
    @soulsunshine108 Год назад +2

    Plot twist: the guy worked for sully's and was delivering 2 jugs of milk after they ran out.

  • @amritamishra5556
    @amritamishra5556 2 года назад +1

    "Crows 🐦in👇 your👉 neighborhood🏘, what 🤨are🤯they 🐦🐦really🤫 up👆 to🤔?"

  • @alexisjordan9055
    @alexisjordan9055 2 года назад +1

    “Crows in the neighborhood, what are they up to?”
    Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?

  • @jessicagutierrez2989
    @jessicagutierrez2989 2 года назад +1

    "I'm a heeeero!" 😂💀

  • @pipiryu5760
    @pipiryu5760 2 года назад +1

    "im a gYYro"

  • @hiraeth7228
    @hiraeth7228 Год назад +3

    She's actually Oscar material lmao

  • @victoriazamora7665
    @victoriazamora7665 2 года назад +1

    Why is this character so attractive

  • @bobagirl8468
    @bobagirl8468 2 года назад +1

    I’m a HeRO... killed me

  • @Mistyswirl
    @Mistyswirl 2 года назад +1

    you got the news anchor voice down perfectly 😂

  • @dewaunwarren1
    @dewaunwarren1 2 года назад +1

    Those are the best kind of people to interview

  • @georgia6947
    @georgia6947 2 года назад +2

    Australia’s news is like this all the time LMAO we got the guy who yelled at the prime minister for being on his lawn, the guy who chased the robbers naked, the guy who barked during an interview, the actual news presenters being super weird, etc etc

  • @nonamecatter
    @nonamecatter 2 года назад +2

    Pls do a video on the next news story 😮 I’m riveted re: crows in my neighbourhood

  • @mysticalbitch
    @mysticalbitch 2 года назад +1

    "Ima heeerrooo" *bites teeth* very good fellas-esque

  • @ashtray8092
    @ashtray8092 Год назад +5

    In my country some guy started talking about his first sex experience in the middle of a post natural disaster

  • @josephinekent4134
    @josephinekent4134 Год назад +1

    "I'm a herrrroo"👹

  • @hardtogetnamehere
    @hardtogetnamehere 2 года назад +1

    The news always find the most unhinged person they can to interview. On purpose I think.

  • @fjdoucet1465
    @fjdoucet1465 9 месяцев назад

    I could listen to this local hero all day. He is a perfection of petty thuggery.

  • @statomic
    @statomic 2 года назад +1

    this is just every new yorker

  • @PorcupineGirl
    @PorcupineGirl 2 года назад

    I'd love to witness your interactions with people in everyday life. Your understanding of people and their vibe is impressive and hilarious.

  • @hortissimo613
    @hortissimo613 2 года назад

    The way “EVADES DISASTER” is stressed is Newsreader perfection…

  • @xoxobvrbie
    @xoxobvrbie 2 года назад

    Why was it the “crows in your neighborhood, what are they really up to” that got me 😭😭

  • @fatherless8748
    @fatherless8748 Год назад

    “I’m a herrro.” Was so accurate☠️☠️😭

  • @Cat_love3
    @Cat_love3 Год назад +1

    Now I wanna hear the crow story

  • @oddessyodeza8675
    @oddessyodeza8675 2 года назад +1

    Thar was such a good new York accent

  • @coreywilliams4678
    @coreywilliams4678 2 года назад

    Thank goodness he saved Sully’a. Their chicken parm is legendary.

  • @topcat17290
    @topcat17290 Год назад

    I am glad someone is doing the segment on crows, coz they always seem to be talking in some secret crow code language before they attack

  • @ripwednesdayadams
    @ripwednesdayadams Год назад

    Crows are fucking amazing beautiful misunderstood geniuses. Always 👏🏼 on 👏🏼 point 👏🏼

  • @melting_teas283
    @melting_teas283 2 года назад

    The crows, the rituals, they all match up.

  • @chevyatlevee7705
    @chevyatlevee7705 2 года назад

    "Crows in your neighborhood, what are they really up to?"
    *Gets Schitt's Creek flashbacks*

  • @aster_l
    @aster_l 2 года назад +2

    BIRDS ARENT REALLLLLLL HOW MANT TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT

  • @Elisa-hn8cq
    @Elisa-hn8cq Год назад +1

    There ARE crows in my neighborhood. And I DON'T know what they're up to. I need the rest of this story ASAP!!

  • @d_and_g
    @d_and_g 11 месяцев назад

    "Crows in your neighborhood: What are they *really* up to? 🤨🤨"

  • @kittalinequeen8281
    @kittalinequeen8281 Год назад +1

    Forget Sully's, what are the crows doing????

  • @dazzlingdexter5060
    @dazzlingdexter5060 2 года назад

    The hero just like "My family in the mafia, ya can't light a pizzeria? No fool!" XD