"crows in your neighborhood: what are they up to?" they're in a turf war with the squirrels over who gets custody of my grandpa's backyard because his girlfriend feeds any living thing that comes along, next question.
Didn’t they do a follow up interview with him after he went viral? 😂 He barked a few times on camera and found it hysterically funny. The interviewer just stood there, very clearly questioning his life decisions, and his wife literally hung her head in shame. The news is messy as hell.
You should watch wavywebsurf's video on him. He's a small town celebrity now and makes appearances on his local news on occasion still. Actually a super wholesome meme story for once lol
I love how this guy saw a person with jugs and was like, "Shit, he's coming to light Sully's up." Like, maybe that dude just wanted a pizza from Sully's too because he too knew you can't get a better pie anywhere else. He may have been on his way to light up the competition down the street. Now we'll never know.
@@jb6712 not only were they talking about the character, they were talking about the character that was never portrayed in the joke. Yeah, the guy is holding jugs too, but it's to describe how the guy he beat up was holding them. And the guy he beat up is the one who may be setting the competition ablaze to make sure more people recognize the greatness of Sully's! Woot-woot!
"You're not gonna get a better pie than at Sully's, ya can't light up Sully's." God damn what is in that pie. Edit: I thought they were talking about fruit pies.
I was about to say, that's just Lil Vinny. He lived on the same block as me in Jersey. Well, his Ma did, but he lived in her basement. Same thing, really.
No joke, sth like this literally happened in my country when i was a kid, and its a national meme i swear to god. This dude was jist setting random bushes on fire in a city, hoping to do some damage, but two dudes stopped him and the tv interview was so similar lmao, ty for this Stanzi, you made my day pahha
The crows are planning their revenge on this character since the guy with the jugs ⛽️ ( not to be confused with jugs 🍈🍈) was their hired hit man since Sully's stopped giving them scraps in the deal they made
They are very smart and helpfull. At these places there are always hidden secrets or treasures. So make sure to take a good look. Good luck on your adventure. And some people say, video games are stupid and you can't learn anything from them...
The spam bots sure are stupid in this thread. Guess it's more unique than the 'It's finally here" ones I was seeing almost every comment the past few weeks. I wanna know about the crows too! ; o ;
Alt ending for this: “and when we return, hear from a local woman whose husband was assaulted while walking back from the gas station after his car ran out of fuel.”
the rewatchability of stanzis videos is insane omg my attention span thrives here Edit: I rewatched this because I was like oh this is one I haven't seen before and it took the fourth re-repeat to realize. I might just be fucking stupid.
Australia’s news is like this all the time LMAO we got the guy who yelled at the prime minister for being on his lawn, the guy who chased the robbers naked, the guy who barked during an interview, the actual news presenters being super weird, etc etc
Fun fact:
The guy with the jugs was actually a giant crow.
YASSSSSSS
Psh this shouldn't have been this funny 🤣🤣🤣
Your wordplay is immaculate
@Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ you spamer
I don't get it. Can someone pls explain the joke?
I need to know what the crows in my neighborhood are up to.
they are spies for the Dark One
Probably stealing your shiny things
Hiding.
What are they up to? I need this info Stanzi!
You mean.... B L A C K P E O P L E
nothing i wouldnt do to protect the best pie in town. pie supremacy.
@Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ Your spelling is not it 💀
🥧🛐
tau > pi
@@potato1084 *:you're
@@melissasylvest365 No it's your. They were right. You're= you are. You're telling them to say you are spelling is not it. Which doesn't make sense
ok but crows are seriously out here having these full blown circle formation cult rituals. i do want to know what they're really up to.
Same lol
When you go near them they all turn and one says 'you were not supposed to see this, human'
@@camerondon3712 then they all come flying at you
They’re saitanists.
I think I heard that if they stand in a circle it means they're having a funeral IDK
Edit: 'fun' fact a group of crows is called a murder
"crows in your neighborhood: what are they up to?" they're in a turf war with the squirrels over who gets custody of my grandpa's backyard because his girlfriend feeds any living thing that comes along, next question.
corvids are fucking terrifying and fascinating but this made me laugh
The girlfriend sounds so wholesome 😭
Read this in the same accent the guy being interviewed was talking in and it sound even more unhinged
Bruh, even grandpa got a gf ? 😞
@@GoogleUser-xo4lk it's been going on for years but it especially ramped up during quarantine when I got her a mini picnic bench and some dried corn.
"Local hero (?)" killed me
This entire short is splendid, but I must say, the “I’m a hero” along with the jacket grab was immaculate
Yes! I was looking for a comment that said this bc I absolutely agree!
As a proud Italian-American from NY, I couldn't agree more.
Immaculate
YES! It was PERFECTION
“ not like jugs 🍒 but like jugs ⛽️”
🌚👏✨
I agree
*jugs 🍈🍈
My preferred boob emoji is two flans next to eachother. 🍮🍮
Lmao
The video ended when the real questions started being asked
Big Crow doesn't want you to know what's REALLY going on....
Australia is guilty of this as well. We once had a guy who started barking like a dog mid interview.
Didn’t they do a follow up interview with him after he went viral? 😂
He barked a few times on camera and found it hysterically funny. The interviewer just stood there, very clearly questioning his life decisions, and his wife literally hung her head in shame. The news is messy as hell.
“Thay came Booouuuunding ova, RAHGAGARARARGAGAGRARA”
the brisbane undie crash interview will always be one of my favorites 🤣
I feel like I would do that for no reason
You should watch wavywebsurf's video on him. He's a small town celebrity now and makes appearances on his local news on occasion still. Actually a super wholesome meme story for once lol
The enzo I’m a hero part was so adorable tho
101 Dalmatians more like 101 likes on this comment gotem
@@realestmikey Not anymore sadly
this is strangely an incredibely comforting energy. this persona sort of reminds me of my dad :)
you're so right
Same
Were you raised by Tony soprano
That's very nice gay wreck
@@realestmikey thanks, frustrated pickles!
can confirm the pie at sully's is spectacular 🤤
@Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ you're a bot... I'm simply saying this so nobody falls for this. She's not a real person.
@@amyschildgamerlive4519 Holy shit you fucking killed her dude
@@turntechgodhead1975 LMAO
@@turntechgodhead1975 lol good.
I love how this guy saw a person with jugs and was like, "Shit, he's coming to light Sully's up."
Like, maybe that dude just wanted a pizza from Sully's too because he too knew you can't get a better pie anywhere else. He may have been on his way to light up the competition down the street. Now we'll never know.
That' a woman, not a guy.
@@jb6712 she's playing the role of a man, you dirt nugget
@@jb6712 I was talking about the guy in the joke when I say he.
@@jb6712 not only were they talking about the character, they were talking about the character that was never portrayed in the joke. Yeah, the guy is holding jugs too, but it's to describe how the guy he beat up was holding them. And the guy he beat up is the one who may be setting the competition ablaze to make sure more people recognize the greatness of Sully's! Woot-woot!
@@jb6712imagine being confused AND having the wrong spirit like pick a struggle
“I was convicted in 08” had me cackling
The delivery of "im a hero" was perfection
"im a 'eeeero 😏😌🤠"
I forgot this was satire half way through😭 it's just a straight up accurate depiction
Plot twist: The guy was actually an employee who went to buy gasoline for the stove.
( Some stoves do still run on gasoline)
Think they run mostly on natural gas, not gasoline.
Yeah for sure not gasoline. It's natural gas.
I thought the second story was going to be “Beloved Local Restaurant Worker Assaulted by Rando while Unloading Jugs of Cooking Oil”
The "look I'm on tv I'm a hero" seems so real omg
What ARE the crows up to?? Stanzi we need a part two with the crows
Blow this up^^^^
The way you said "I'm a HeEro" was just perfect
Sooo no one's gonna talk about how good she was playing this character with that jersey accent 👌
“I’m on tv- I’m a eeeiiiiro” always gets me
I’m obsessed with this character - we need to see him again
"You're not gonna get a better pie than at Sully's, ya can't light up Sully's."
God damn what is in that pie.
Edit: I thought they were talking about fruit pies.
It's a pizza. Lol could be anything.
Judge
@@amyschildgamerlive4519 I. Thought. It. Was. Actual. Pie.
Wtf, it makes way more sense that Sully's is a pizza place.
"love"
@@riskigost2759 it's a fake NYC accent. In NYC they're called pizza pies or sometimes "pies" for short.
Unhinged Person, whatever could you mean that is just one of the average local residents.
I was about to say, that's just Lil Vinny. He lived on the same block as me in Jersey. Well, his Ma did, but he lived in her basement. Same thing, really.
Uploaded 1 minute ago.. I have never been this early
A day later for me and same!
yippee 🙄
You get the jersey dirt bag just right 😂
noo this reminds me of the infamous Australian news interview 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Which one? There are many.
@@DiscoTimelordASD ruclips.net/video/9QCgqQdmr0M/видео.html this one😭
No joke, sth like this literally happened in my country when i was a kid, and its a national meme i swear to god. This dude was jist setting random bushes on fire in a city, hoping to do some damage, but two dudes stopped him and the tv interview was so similar lmao, ty for this Stanzi, you made my day pahha
This has nothing to do with the video, but I would like you to know that I named my cat after you in Stardew Valley
That's cute, now you can say to your cat, "Oh, SV-you" lol
The crows are planning their revenge on this character since the guy with the jugs ⛽️ ( not to be confused with jugs 🍈🍈) was their hired hit man since Sully's stopped giving them scraps in the deal they made
Wait I wanna know about the crows
They are very smart and helpfull.
At these places there are always hidden secrets or treasures. So make sure to take a good look. Good luck on your adventure.
And some people say, video games are stupid and you can't learn anything from them...
The spam bots sure are stupid in this thread.
Guess it's more unique than the 'It's finally here" ones I was seeing almost every comment the past few weeks.
I wanna know about the crows too! ; o ;
@@pileofjunkinc I'm sick of constantly reporting those.
And I second your motion.✔️
I saw a news story similar to this once. I don’t watch the news anymore
People might be wondering about crows but I wanna know what that person was really going to do with their huge jugs……
Exactly! That gasoline ⛽️
was worth at least 100$ each!
Was it implied he was NOT going to burn down Sully's?
Yeah, I feel like the jug man probably had some legitimate reason to be walking with the jugs.
I love how he just brought up the fact that his gramps is from the mafia, then proceeded to ignore it
You are literally the best comedy-bit channel in all of the internet.
I LOVE unhinged news interviews. I watch a lot of different state’s local news. I love when a unique character gets to share their story lol.
Alt ending for this: “and when we return, hear from a local woman whose husband was assaulted while walking back from the gas station after his car ran out of fuel.”
Oh jeez. What are the crows up to? ◉_◉
"enzo I'm a hero"
Inner voice: i became the thing i swore to destroy
THIS PERFORMANCE RIGHT HERE TAKES HOME THE PIE
The way they do the hand motions💀💀💀💀
Dead asf
I'd love to witness your interactions with people in everyday life. Your understanding of people and their vibe is impressive and hilarious.
I loved how your voice sounded when you were like “I’m on tv I’m HeRo”
I can’t believe this person declared Sully’s has the best pie, and then is going to celebrate with CHICKEN PARM.
" enzo, enzo look im on tv- im on tv 'mma heeeero! "
Anyone else just find her video once and is now hooked😂♥️
the way they said "i'm a hero" made me feel things
Your different character voices never fail to cheer me up 😅👏🙌
the rewatchability of stanzis videos is insane omg my attention span thrives here
Edit: I rewatched this because I was like oh this is one I haven't seen before and it took the fourth re-repeat to realize. I might just be fucking stupid.
"What are they really up to?"
Me: *gaaasp*... Murder...
the “im a hero” was so accurate
This girl is seriously talented. Keep going Stanzi!!!
“im on tv im a hrrrrro”
"Hey buddy, you wanna light Sully's up, *you have to go through me* "
😏
Those are the best kind of people to interview
My favorite is "Satan's pretty cool"-guy that got interviewed about the stanic temple.
you got the news anchor voice down perfectly 😂
I am really thankful 'bout the subtitles, very nice to not disturb people around me.
The accuracy You're not even aware of😩💕💖🌺✨💗
I’ve just watched two of her shorts and her humour is immaculate I love it 😂
This is EVERYTHINGGG! 😂😂😂 Please make this into a series.
Their talent and knack for acting is unmatched.
"I mean not like jugs 🍒 but like jugs ⛽"
Crows are fucking amazing beautiful misunderstood geniuses. Always 👏🏼 on 👏🏼 point 👏🏼
The crows are going to that one rubbish bin with the cats to remake that one scene in haikyu-
The crows are spies from the gorvement.😂
Alongside with the pigeon
Don't you mean the "corvidment"? ;)
Great story and character! Wonderful!
I absolutely love your makeup like this! I love your usual makeup too but this is the first time I've seen you do this. You look good either way :)
Why is this character so attractive
PLEASE make more unhinged news interviews 💗💗
Your dialogue is always so believable! Not Jugs, but jugs!
I'm so happy I came across your videos. The range of comedic skits you do is impressive and your so funny🤣 I love you!!! 🥰🥰
The “LOCAL HERO (?)” sent me 🤣
I could listen to this local hero all day. He is a perfection of petty thuggery.
Plot twist: the guy worked for sully's and was delivering 2 jugs of milk after they ran out.
just remember y'all, "the birds work for the bourgeoisie"
“Crows in the neighborhood, what are they up to?”
Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?
"Crows 🐦in👇 your👉 neighborhood🏘, what 🤨are🤯they 🐦🐦really🤫 up👆 to🤔?"
I think the crows secretly have jugs. I stand by that.
@Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ you spamer
"Enzo! Enzo, look, I'm on TV!"
My tvd fangirl-brain is confused. Really confused.
Well, "fangirl" explains that perfectly.
Plot twist: Sullys was a gas station and the guy just wanted some gas
I am glad someone is doing the segment on crows, coz they always seem to be talking in some secret crow code language before they attack
Australia’s news is like this all the time LMAO we got the guy who yelled at the prime minister for being on his lawn, the guy who chased the robbers naked, the guy who barked during an interview, the actual news presenters being super weird, etc etc
Australia is getting f*cking crazier by the day
I could only wish to ever be this good at acting
Why was it the “crows in your neighborhood, what are they really up to” that got me 😭😭
The acting is chef kissed 👌
you are incredible u have special vibes like no one on earth have this vibes just special to you i love your videos ❤️❤️❤️
Damn you nailed the news reporter voice!
The way “EVADES DISASTER” is stressed is Newsreader perfection…
"I'm a heeeero!" 😂💀
I absolutely love the news anchor nod st the end
Finally, someone is asking the right questions!
Also, oddly, the most relatable people they interview tbh
The news anchor: uh….. okAY nowwww……. *contemplates existence* CROWS yes CROWS
Me: 😂🤣😆😂
@Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ I’m confused.
@Evellyn______🔞👇 ᵍⁱʳˡ no. Just no. That shouldn’t be on RUclips. This is getting reported for p0rn0gr@phy
I love unhinged news interviews 😂
I love how ADHD friendly all of your videos are
The "Local Hero(?)" was a nice touch