@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) reported hope I don't have to see your face round any soon. Spamming and abusing bs to get attention and fake website for games. Get lost kid
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) we don’t believe ya bud. Checked your metrics and it looks like you’re not doing much but embarrassing yourself. Good luck with that.
@@itsanniem2925 still looking for the comments about stanzi raping a horse or something like that...saw it alot on other youtube videos from various channels....the bots or trolls are getting out of hand ngl 🤡
I hate interacting with customers like these that answer everything beforehand “it’s gonna be a card, no receipt, and no bag” because whether you’re trying to be helpful or just hate people and don’t want conversation, you’ve forced us both into this insufferably long, silent, and awkward interaction where I have to wait for you to finish and leave where I can’t even try to give you my normal and polite customer service spiel, and the customer never even tries the fill the dead air with a nice conversation anyways😵💫😫
Then there’s some random 8 year old watching like “ Wtf is happening- why.. what h u h???” Then his uncles like “ you’ll understand soon” then that becomes it’s own anime on becoming like that guy
The end reminded me of Deku from hero aca like the dude says at like 30 times every season about needing to become a stronger hero like dude just do that 😭😭😭
Everything in every anime boils down to the main character becoming even stronger and extremely intense respect for friendship and I think that's important 😂
This is a scarily true representation of how I feel as a barista when the customer actually knows what they’re ordering instead of me having to ask 50 questions.
“I need to become an even stronger barista” 😂😂😂
That part had me laughing for a good two minutes
Your pfp is just my life rn
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) shut up you young minor
This killed it.
In every shonen anime ever🤣
He isn’t a sorcerer, he’s a neurodivergent guy who wrote a script for this interaction
Hey. This is me
BRO😭
Yyyyyup feel that
Reminds me of Moss practicing ordering sandwiches with Roy from IT crowd 👌👌👌
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) get a life bruh
the stare that they hold the whole video😭
"they". Stanzi is so fuckin good that I also sometimes forget both characters are played by the same person xD
@@Faun471 Stanzi also has they/them pronouns
@@who_am_iidk1335 true, true. I thought the commenter referred to the characters though lol
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) A child posted this ignore them
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) damn the bot replied?!!! also liar
"I anticipated every move during this brief interaction-"
Me, as a person with anxiety trying to do literally anything
Same here 🥴
the socially anxious person behind him who is actually the main protagonist has found their mentor in the platinum card master
@@catcat5564 I TOLD THEM THAT THEY WERE SPEWING BS ON THERE SERVER AND GOT KICKED!
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) reported hope I don't have to see your face round any soon. Spamming and abusing bs to get attention and fake website for games. Get lost kid
@@itsanniem2925 damn- What they say???
Lol
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) are you not embarasd???? This is very embaraaasing,,,
I love how the voice of the next customer is overlapping with the thought of becoming a stronger barista. They have no idea of his inner struggle. 🙌🙌
Same lol
man i can never get over how good stanzi's anime voice is like how tf-
seriously it just added to the accuracy of this
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) we don’t believe ya bud. Checked your metrics and it looks like you’re not doing much but embarrassing yourself. Good luck with that.
@@VeganWellnessTribe What proof did they even provide? (not clicking on Discord link because I don't want to get scammed accidentally)
@@papasscooperiaworker3649 it’s just a robux scam. Imma mass-report abuse on their comments just for the heck of it.
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) as someone who was actually groomed this is such a disrespectful thing to choose for a bot.
"I've decided. I'll be the best barista there is. No one can stop me now"
Did you know that there are IRL national barista competitions? Pretty sure this is the backstory behind each and every contender.
tbh working in customer service everyday feels like a battle so this not that far from reality
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE)A child posted this ignore them
@@itsanniem2925 you are doing a service warning people about them I salute you
😭
Working as a TSO at an airport it also feels like I'm herding sheep
as a barista I can confirn
Introverts after overthinking their overthought overthinking and unlocking mindreading and knowing all possible endings to everything :
Bro please, the barista at a coffee shop I went to in my town sounded like your dubbed anime girl voice and now seeing this I’m just like 🫣
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) This is a child ignore them.
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) A child posted this ignore them
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) L
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) dont you dare spread lies about our queen stanzi 😤😤😤
@@itsanniem2925 please don't engage with a bot, you just encourage it to spam more by engaging with it. This is not a child, this is a program
Dude the dubbed anime voice is so accurate and it makes this so much funnier 💀💀💀
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) A child posted this ignore them
@@itsanniem2925 hm… is there a way to make a bot follow another bot?
An Introverts dream when the conversation plays out how they imagined in their head
Man, I can't wait for the barista training arc next season.
'Watch movies' 🤣
She will go on a journey with her friend la te the third and espre so. Trained by the and only Blak Kofe
Training montage time
Literally this guy predicting a normal conversation is a social anxiety mood
This could lowkey be an ad for one of those cash back credit cards, Stanzi needs a sponsor asap lol
@@itsanniem2925 still looking for the comments about stanzi raping a horse or something like that...saw it alot on other youtube videos from various channels....the bots or trolls are getting out of hand ngl 🤡
I was so ready for it to be 🤣🤣
664th
I love the subtle voice at the end while the barista is thinking to herself, “Hi, can I order, hello?” 😂
Your anime voice is so accurate it’s scary-
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) A child posted this ignore them
This exact interaction between these two is on every comment lmao.
I can't stop watching this. I'll never get tired of the anime voice😂 How is it so perfect???
Ordering drinks turning into a game of Yu-Gi-Oh is unexpected. This is hilarious.
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) A child posted this ignore them
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) You will grow up and feel incredibly ashamed of yourself
I absolutely loved it hahaha
Why did I not realize that even though I love Yu-Gi-Oh 😭😭
working as a CSR, this is what seeing the regulars is like. they hand you exact change before they order.
"a drink like this will slow you down in 50 degree weather"
Don't ask why but I laughed so hard at that
A child posted this ignore them
I hate interacting with customers like these that answer everything beforehand “it’s gonna be a card, no receipt, and no bag” because whether you’re trying to be helpful or just hate people and don’t want conversation, you’ve forced us both into this insufferably long, silent, and awkward interaction where I have to wait for you to finish and leave where I can’t even try to give you my normal and polite customer service spiel, and the customer never even tries the fill the dead air with a nice conversation anyways😵💫😫
I would actually like to see an entire anime around this concept 😂
The Way of the Househusband 👌
The shaking fist/arm gesture is so accurate when they’re doing an internal monologue 😂😂😂
“I need to become a even stronger barista”
That killed me🤣
introverts be like: "I anticipated every move during this brief interaction"
*holds hand against chest dramatically and says in dweeb voice*
*"I need to be an even stronger barista.."*
that got me
The customer: hey hello? HELLOOO
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) A child posted this ignore them
@@itsanniem2925 rather mark it as span instantly and report
@@itsanniem2925 hm? what do you guys mean?
Stanzi's voice is giving kubz scouts doing Nagito voice and she's giving me so much ✨hope✨
Guys Stanzi knows the ways of Joseph Joestar
"I need to become an even stronger barista!" Took me out. XD But your Anime Boy voice is way too good.
Lol like imagine the barista has been quiet the whole time while the customer has been talking at him for 5 minutes lol
"I need to become a stronger batista"
*Shits in drink*
Last time I was this early on a video, it was cool to say "last time I was this early on a video..."
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) A child posted this ignore them
@@itsanniem2925 I've just been reporting them when I see them
@@Chiller-pc1dv You responded to another bot LOL
“How is it even possible…”
“T-to be so fascinated by a well written and perfectly executed script?”🤔😳🤣
When you both have social anxiety and every social interaction becomes a competition for who will walk out the least humiliated
"I need to become an even stronger barista"
Honey, it's not worth it. LOL
“Your not bad kid” Aren’t you the one not working lol 😂
I actually love how this just summarizes anime fights and interactions, and just anime in general.
We live in a society where the most powerful thing is reading the menu before ordering 😔
stanzi's characters and skits are always fire 🔥
the ending sent me. the woman asking "Can I order?" whilst the barista is in deep thought
This is SO ANIME. I love it 🤣🤣🤣 they make all these silly moments SO SERIOUS
“Platinum level sorcerer.”
*Jujutsu Kaisen Opening start playing*
The ACCURACY fucking kills me 🤣
I love to look at you, you're so freaking gorgeous
It's just a massive bonus that your content is fucking great 😍😍😂
Then there’s some random 8 year old watching like “ Wtf is happening- why.. what h u h???” Then his uncles like “ you’ll understand soon” then that becomes it’s own anime on becoming like that guy
@STANZI 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕 ME! (ABOUT PAGE) A child posted this ignore them
If anyone is wondering 50 degrees in Celsius is 10 degrees
I would like to just add that that is low key warm lmao -Canadian
As a European I was confused for a second as to why you *wouldn’t* order and iced drink in 50 degree weather
I’m Canadian but I still get confused about temperature
Same. Canadian here, thinking wtf 50 is deathly hot weather 😂
You are the only one who manages to make me laugh every time even in my worst days, I love you so much ❤️
This is literally Bungou Stray Dogs, Dazai and Fyodor everytime 😭
Yes
The end reminded me of Deku from hero aca like the dude says at like 30 times every season about needing to become a stronger hero like dude just do that 😭😭😭
I love at the end a random girls just trying to order and he's talking to himself in his head.
how did you make a simple coffee order so damn epic 💀💀🖐️
The fact that this showed up right after a short about machiatos is just perfect XD
That poor lady trying to get a drink at the end : Can I order ? 😄 Hello?? ☹️
Not only is it completely accurate, but the voices are friggin' spot on for every angsty teen character English dub.
God, just voice in an Anime already. I'd watch the fuck out of it.
Edit: Petition to have Stanzi voice in an anime.
⬇️⬇️
Make this a petition.
🤣🤣🤣 I love it!!!! You’re anime voice is so on point!
Not me thinking in Celsius and going “huh, that’s a pretty hot day.” and not “JFC THEYLL BE ROASTING”
the “impossible” was incredibly on point lmfao!
"My powers are actually accelerated in the cold"
Me who has a literal allergy to the cold:
👁 👄 👁
All jokes aside, you should be voice acting as a side gig, you totally nailed the cadence of these character archetypes!🥰
He should have said "I read the menu and I memorized the local sales tax and calculated the total in my head."
I’m stumped by how accurate this is
The voices makes this even better
This was so awesome and accurate 😂😂
Neeed more slice of life retail anime by you
"I read the menu before i ordered*
💯👏
“I anticipated every move during this brief interaction”
I felt that.
As a barista, this is how it is. I just had a battle with my manager and the power level was insanely leveled!
One of your best ones yet! Keep doing a great job
Stanzi does the young shonen protag voice so well UGHH
Everything in every anime boils down to the main character becoming even stronger and extremely intense respect for friendship and I think that's important 😂
Your anime voices are top tier
My brain stopped working after the first sentence
that tone of voice is also so accurate i’m starting to suspect roleplay
“This guy’s no joke” is so freaking accurate!!!!!😭😭😭
This is so good the batista sounds like dub deku!! 😭😭
“An even stronger barista” is right on the money XD
For some reason, I lost it on "You see, I read the menu before I ordered" lmfao 🤣
This is so good , that I dont even watch Anime but this skit has given me a synopsis of what anime stereotypes are.
"I NEED TO BECOME AN EVEN STRONGER BARISTA."
I frikkin love the anime voice!!
The person behind him:
😁😄😀😅😐
Every second of this reminded me of Joseph Joestar 😂🤌
The voices are so accurate I can’t 😂
I mistakenly read animal battles and was expecting both the barista and the customer to go absolutely feral 😭💀
Bro imagine this actually being a real social interaction, I'd laugh so hard witnessing it lmao
Finally, a coffeeshop AU I would actually be interested in.
“I read the menu” got me. I wish my customers where I worked could read the sales flyers correctly.
This reminds me of a time where I ordered a iced coffee in -10 degree weather
Okay but if i am serving someone and they finish every sentence of mine before i say them i would be terrified.
This skit just described at least 30% of the content in shonen anime.
This is your best one yet
I’m genuinely in physical pain from how hard I’m laughing at this
Okay but the anime that dramatize the littlest social interactions are literally the best
Voice acting in anime. You are great at it.
i'm cackling and choking at the near perfect shonen voice hahahaha
"I anticipated every move during this brief transaction" Bro me too, can't believe my anxiety makes me so powerful
In this one video alone she imitates Joseph Joestar perfectly
“Light Macchiato of Death Starbucks”
This is a scarily true representation of how I feel as a barista when the customer actually knows what they’re ordering instead of me having to ask 50 questions.