The Human Delay Machine Is Back At It!

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 185

  • @KendraAndTheLaw
    @KendraAndTheLaw Год назад +6

    As Jim Carry said in Liar Liar when his client asked him for advice: *STOP DOING CRIME!*

  • @norarivkis2513
    @norarivkis2513 Год назад +23

    He wants a change of venue for a *traffic charge?* This guy is having way, way too much fun with this.

  • @Had_Enough_Media
    @Had_Enough_Media Год назад +16

    I would bet money that people get stuck in line at the grocery store waiting for that old man to write a check. 😆😆

    • @Had_Enough_Media
      @Had_Enough_Media Год назад +6

      @@joeoranza7536 - Or asking for today's date and going into a 10 min rant about his neighbor's cat that was born on the same date 40 years ago...

    • @elle9615
      @elle9615 Год назад +2

      Yep. And my super talent is to be the one behind him thinking it is the shortest line and have already unloaded my cart. 😀

  • @kayfurlano1462
    @kayfurlano1462 Год назад +7

    His tactics of delay, delay, delay, is working as 7 of his charges out of 11 charges have been dismissed.

    • @yarghhargh9345
      @yarghhargh9345 Год назад +1

      i don't think it was worth the weekly court visits for years

  • @peggyhardt7326
    @peggyhardt7326 Год назад +21

    I think the Human Delay Machine is just a lonely, old man who wants someone to talk to.

  • @JenniferThacker1969
    @JenniferThacker1969 Год назад +6

    I couldn't even watch the video with the dog. It would have p'd me off so bad I would have just screamed!!!

  • @csnipper524
    @csnipper524 Год назад +6

    Is driving while suspended a death penalty case in this guy's state? Seems like way too much effort for such a charge, and two years to get to trial for this is ridiculous.

  • @CindyWoodman
    @CindyWoodman Год назад +3

    I had surgery yesterday, I'm all fubar; I need some wacky happy shit, pretty please

  • @ericlucas7603
    @ericlucas7603 Год назад +32

    This is the entirety of his social interaction. He thinks the judge et al are his friends.

    • @norarivkis2513
      @norarivkis2513 Год назад +9

      And meanwhile, the judge et al desperately want to get rid of him. It's a little like the kid who follows your friend group all over school when none of you like him.

    • @perryrush6563
      @perryrush6563 Год назад +2

      Judge et Al - is that a sov cit judge? Or a judge that is the son of a sov cit?

    • @norarivkis2513
      @norarivkis2513 Год назад +2

      @@perryrush6563 Nah, if he were there would be a Bey or Dey involved.

  • @1HonestAbe
    @1HonestAbe Год назад +12

    Delay Guy is WHAT Kim Blandino will be like when he gets to that age. He just WANTS time to talk in Court.

    • @Katrina-qs2rl
      @Katrina-qs2rl 3 месяца назад

      The idea is to force people to listen to him. He's tired of being ignored 😮

  • @Tam58851520
    @Tam58851520 Год назад +1

    Way more patience than I'd have for his frivolous BS.

  • @lilybug246
    @lilybug246 Год назад +8

    Judge should ask him how he arrived at court. I’m betting he drove himself.

    • @silverknight4886
      @silverknight4886 Год назад +1

      I'm betting he would say "I travelled from point A to point B in my private automobile, as is my right under the first amendment"

  • @miketyson1717
    @miketyson1717 Год назад +8

    Bro the number one rule of content creation and consumption is that we do not show stories where the dog dies in the end. We do not watch old yeller, not at all.

  • @OldWon991
    @OldWon991 Год назад +4

    2 years? That’s impressive

  • @mhcassidy4829
    @mhcassidy4829 Год назад +6

    What a HUGE waste of taxpayer money! The discovery is simple if the case is 1) were you driving and 2) was DL suspended. And, this gets a JURY trial!?! Ppl have to take off work for this shit!

    • @ScubaFanatic60
      @ScubaFanatic60 Год назад

      And get $40/day for their trouble ( at least in NY)

  • @YvonneMelvin
    @YvonneMelvin Год назад +5

    Where has this SCHTICK comedy act, been my whole life. He must owe the county so much money in fines.

  • @FD2003Abc
    @FD2003Abc Год назад +2

    2 years! Our system is so screwed up. It takes NOTHING to get infinite delays.

  • @mhcassidy4829
    @mhcassidy4829 Год назад +15

    I hope this guys lives long enough to get all these cases process!!! Oh sweet Je...

    • @davidthomas1467
      @davidthomas1467 Год назад +3

      Thats ok they will just charge him in absentia!

    • @BoD-v8p
      @BoD-v8p 2 месяца назад

      ​@@davidthomas1467
      Charge him in Absentinia
      Get it right people 😂😂

  • @pfx459
    @pfx459 Год назад +1

    "Criminal Mingling ?" sounds kind of serious

  • @thereal-n1i
    @thereal-n1i Год назад +8

    This old man would be a character in a jury trial 😂😂😂

  • @scottrickhoff4184
    @scottrickhoff4184 Год назад +6

    Mike: I’ve listened to 5/6 other court channels. All comments are off topic or mindless chatter. ( including Biggins ) it is no wonder you have the following you do. Very nice smart job. -America

  • @abbynormal1965
    @abbynormal1965 Год назад +7

    Two warrants? Call the boys in blue. I would love to hear this guy select his jury.

  • @mzzbrowniez
    @mzzbrowniez Год назад +29

    You have to understand, this the only time he can actually talk to another person.

    • @jonbates2984
      @jonbates2984 Год назад +5

      Or the only time anyone actually listens 🤔

    • @terrylouie6791
      @terrylouie6791 Год назад +1

      I was thinking this he is probably lonely

    • @darklorddisco
      @darklorddisco Год назад +1

      It's the only time he's being jacked around and railroaded

    • @mzzbrowniez
      @mzzbrowniez Год назад +1

      😂🤣😂 sometimes a lonely person is lonely because they’ve driven everyone away! To quote Dr. Phill, “just how much fun do you think you are, to be around?”

    • @loadiegirl48
      @loadiegirl48 Год назад +1

      well he can also talk to another person in jail...the judge should tack on a contempt charge for wasting their time

  • @stephenhergest3653
    @stephenhergest3653 Год назад +8

    "Who's on first?" I think the judge came awfully close to giving him legal advice. "Stop talkin' about your other cases, please!"

    • @KendraAndTheLaw
      @KendraAndTheLaw Год назад +3

      For "legal advice" to obtain, the judge would have to make a statement that primarily pertains to legal strategy.

  • @mcintoshdev
    @mcintoshdev Год назад +2

    This person, I use that term to be polite, should be charged ALL the expenses involved in this and all of his other cases. This guy is a real jerk.

  • @jmparsons7331
    @jmparsons7331 Год назад +7

    MIKE, i need a shirt that says,:
    Oh If you haven't seen it, it gets worse!
    LTWM

    • @vickieblocker717
      @vickieblocker717 Год назад +4

      Or Don’t worry, it gets worse

    • @jmparsons7331
      @jmparsons7331 Год назад +1

      @vickieblocker717 that could be on the back of T-Shirt shirt or visa versa...
      A dedicated fan would see it 👀 and would know, you know....that you are now hearing Mike's laugh and a squealing goat sound is now dancing around the dark corners of your cranium....stating brain 🧠 may be too far for some 😉 .! Lol! 🐐 ♑️

  • @jonahzablow2132
    @jonahzablow2132 Год назад +18

    Many unique people out there. Love watching all those individual personalities shine!

  • @winged500
    @winged500 Год назад +3

    Thank you for this. That dog one was depressing.

  • @othertalk3313
    @othertalk3313 Год назад +2

    "Judge, I was planning a trip to Absentinia on that day."

  • @DazedbutStillConfuzed
    @DazedbutStillConfuzed Год назад +7

    15:38 this must be what happens when retired people don’t get a hobby: they become “online lawyers”

  • @wardthomas8389
    @wardthomas8389 Год назад +3

    @Maria. If I win that vacay in absentia, if it is a vacay for 2 I'll be needing a date. Looking for volunteers. 🤔🤣 ROFLMAO

  • @kittys.2870
    @kittys.2870 Год назад +3

    Judge can deal with the outstanding warrents by having him taken into custody.

  • @ash_ah_laa
    @ash_ah_laa Год назад +2

    Is there a video where mike shared the letter from “all objections” attorney cause holy shit I’ve been having dreams about it hahahahah

  • @davep153
    @davep153 Год назад +1

    I like the judge granting a furlough for his treatment, if the guys telling the truth.

  • @TheFRiNgEguitars
    @TheFRiNgEguitars Год назад +2

    The most hilarious exchange I have seen to date, laughing through all of this!

  • @michaeldonahue5767
    @michaeldonahue5767 Год назад +10

    So painful to watch. Why won't the judge just say "Answer yes or no. Anything else and I will hold you in contempt. Are you ready to proceed to trial?" Why does he allowed himself to be played this way?

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm Год назад

      Look at how old all these judges are, and then think about how the old people in your life like to talk. They all love to talk forever lol. I think these old judges enjoy it a bit haha. They love to talk. That's how my grandpa is anyway.

    • @Katrina-qs2rl
      @Katrina-qs2rl 3 месяца назад

      @@Cbd_7ohmthat's what happens when you retire 😅. Nothing but time.

  • @aprilseering
    @aprilseering Год назад +3

    I'd be willing to wager he hasn't had a "bed date" since he had all of his teeth.

  • @3vom
    @3vom Год назад +1

    He needs a spreadsheet to keep track of his cases. He's also going to be well pissed when he gets picked up on those warrants.

  • @davidwilliams5407
    @davidwilliams5407 Год назад

    "You're gonna probably try me in absentinia . . . " 🤣🤣🤣

  • @greenbeagle13
    @greenbeagle13 Год назад +2

    So glad I found this channel... ❤❤

  • @fluffy_mcflooferson4635
    @fluffy_mcflooferson4635 Год назад +1

    This was fun! Is this what it's like to be high (without having ingested anything). WASHINGTON FTW

  • @deidrekoehler2882
    @deidrekoehler2882 Год назад +11

    He is smarter than you think he is, he is just delaying the case for his own hobby for entertainment of his own self. I think it’s his own way of pissing off the Court ( or at least trying to) for all these charges. What else in his lonely life does this man apparently have to do? It’s a bit funny but so irritating for the Court. I can laugh at this once, the Judge has the patience of God!

  • @changeintheair9648
    @changeintheair9648 Год назад +2

    I am impressed at how old he is - yet, is fully coherent and able to juggle everything & knows some things off by heart. Mind is very spry for his age.

  • @davidponseigo8811
    @davidponseigo8811 Год назад +4

    Good evening Mike, hope you and my favorite city are doing well.

    • @tomwhite716
      @tomwhite716 Год назад

      Why is the judge allowing that arrogant old fart to game the system?

    • @pamabernathy8728
      @pamabernathy8728 Год назад +1

      LTWM fans have the BEST comments. Only need Mike for the skin.

  • @barackmycat9448
    @barackmycat9448 Год назад +1

    Those two should party together. They were doozies!

  • @Sybil_Detard
    @Sybil_Detard Год назад +8

    I must confess, I couldn't watch the doggy one.

    • @tisbutascratch9276
      @tisbutascratch9276 Год назад +2

      Same here.

    • @grammar4341
      @grammar4341 Год назад +2

      Judge Stevens put everything off to a different date so the owners could file whatever paperwork they were supposed to file last week. However, the dog did bite someone from the animal control center. The dog was issued a reprieve for now.

  • @ewolbach
    @ewolbach 7 месяцев назад

    This reminds me of conversations with my 85 year old mother! 😠

  • @DirtySanchez658
    @DirtySanchez658 Год назад +2

    The System lets him play around so he does. Courts work far more efficiently in Germany.

  • @kittys.2870
    @kittys.2870 Год назад +4

    Dude thinks if he 'says' he is approved for treatment the court will just cut him lose?

  • @stephwiller9089
    @stephwiller9089 Год назад +2

    What does it mean to "drive with wheels off the road"? Like did he go airborne? Does it mean he drove off the road on to a sidewalk / persons property? I've never heard that charge.
    Edit: Also just love the judge. He looks like / reminds me of the dad from the live action Grinch movie.

  • @onemorething100
    @onemorething100 Год назад +2

    He’s gold!!

  • @gwynluv5447
    @gwynluv5447 Год назад +2

    I may just have to drive up and watch this trial. This trial could take weeks at the rate he does things.

    • @AdenNardone-gw8bp
      @AdenNardone-gw8bp Год назад +1

      I had the same reaction. It would certainly be entertaining. Too bad the court can't sell tickets for the performance - might make a dent in recovering some of the court costs. Please, if you do attend, report back to us.

  • @CindyWoodman
    @CindyWoodman Год назад +2

    11:19 oh my cases, go mingle mingle mingle, as I go babbling merrily aloooooong (sorry, it's the Percocet)

  • @davidthomas1467
    @davidthomas1467 Год назад +3

    Hey Mike, there is actually a lawyer out here in Oklahoma who deems himself the Septic tank lawyer. This guy makes the Fly lawyer look like F. Lee Bailey.

  • @alunchurcher7060
    @alunchurcher7060 Год назад +1

    How many cases he got running at same period of time. I'm 65 on the 24th of this month (November) and I have never been to court of breath tested in that time, you can also add never been caught speeding or illegally parked.🎉

  • @themaxster7798
    @themaxster7798 Год назад +2

    What about October 18? Mr. Faraq said he wasn't going to show for that trail. Surely they issued a warrant for his arrest or did he show up for it?
    Where's the follow up to that court date??

  • @EveryoneKnowsItsWendy
    @EveryoneKnowsItsWendy Год назад +2

    Mike!😘 Great color on you!

  • @ABeautfulMess
    @ABeautfulMess Год назад +2

    Ok I've watched this dude a few times on my phone..this whole time I've been thinking he has arrived with his head wrapped in bandages but it's hair..omg maybe I'm delayed 😮

  • @AmeliaVonBarlow
    @AmeliaVonBarlow Год назад

    Ansentinia 😂😂

  • @bluntichibanopinion7319
    @bluntichibanopinion7319 Год назад

    Thanks for the laugh.

  • @richsenecal
    @richsenecal Год назад +9

    This judge is such a wuss to allow this jerk to control him like this. It makes him (the judge) look week and it is rude to the other folks who are waiting for their turn to lie to the judge.

    • @I_Evo
      @I_Evo Год назад

      I don't think he asked any unreasonable questions, he was polite and respectful to the judge and the court so I don't think the judge really had any grounds to cut his appearance short. As for your last point is it really any difference to being stuck behind that individual with a pile of EBay packages at the post office or the individual going through their various accounts at the bank with the teller?

  • @rickarra1833
    @rickarra1833 Год назад

    End that old man's manipulation

  • @johnscovill4783
    @johnscovill4783 Год назад +1

    How could they drop any when they were having so much fun with this one?

  • @jondano8249
    @jondano8249 Год назад +3

    What is about .. "don't talk right now" is soooo hard to understand.?? Jerk is pretty good at delaying, and seems to be doing it well on this one also....

  • @BonJody
    @BonJody Год назад +1

    He has as munch sense as he does teeth

  • @fredkelso1089
    @fredkelso1089 Год назад +2

    Mike, why does this old guy have all these cases, he cant even keep track of them all?

  • @KJacobson-m9v
    @KJacobson-m9v Год назад

    MrMike... the stroking of the microphone in all yr videos.

  • @HasidicKaiju
    @HasidicKaiju Год назад +1

    Mr. Kringle here is obviously trying to make as much confusion as possible so if they mess up somehow he's got grounds for dismissal. If I were the judge I would have said we are talking about this case, which consists of these charges. Do not bring up any other case unless I ask you about it.

  • @michaelpoynor3435
    @michaelpoynor3435 Год назад

    Fun stuff

  • @DMS1010
    @DMS1010 Год назад +1

    Holy plastic surgery lawyer

  • @JaneOsYdOGaYGOsYdOGaYGOsYdOGaY
    @JaneOsYdOGaYGOsYdOGaYGOsYdOGaY Год назад +2

    What is wrong with this judge. He told this guy thete are other ppl waiting and he still continues to kerp going with this guy. This is getting booooring.😢

  • @suedenim
    @suedenim Год назад

    "Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."

  • @sharynpettersen662
    @sharynpettersen662 Год назад

    I bet that one tooth works hard for the money!!!

  • @geraldammons5520
    @geraldammons5520 Год назад

    What did Mike say about putting a dog down?!

  • @marlayneboblett1267
    @marlayneboblett1267 Год назад

    They dropped the other 4 because yhey were tired of listening to and dealing with him.🤣

  • @Armyguy91
    @Armyguy91 8 месяцев назад

    Wow, you can't can't fix stupid. He has the right to remain silent, but not the ability.🤪🤪😜😜

  • @DaleDix
    @DaleDix Год назад +3

    They essentially didn't give the guy in jail an attorney, just a sick man who didn't do anything. Thats not justice.

  • @mperlatti
    @mperlatti 2 месяца назад

    Why is this happening at all without all participants present?

  • @jasonlemere1683
    @jasonlemere1683 Год назад

    Is this guy the leader of the OG Sov. Cit. Trifold branch?

  • @angel665b
    @angel665b Год назад +2

    Pazderka (sp?) is kinda sexy.

  • @terrylouie6791
    @terrylouie6791 Год назад

    Olympia washing ton is a very nice place there are just a few like this man with traffic this poor judge tends to get most of them

  • @vickihatherley3448
    @vickihatherley3448 Год назад

    Bets on that judge is off sick 20/21st to avoid this trial lol

  • @michaelbeavis2632
    @michaelbeavis2632 Год назад +3

    What’s with Mike and the disturbing lack of a shirt?

  • @MikeJamesMedia
    @MikeJamesMedia Год назад +1

    Repeatimus Maximus...

  • @GrannyJB
    @GrannyJB Год назад

    I guess I could give 30 days for the F word, but I guess we are done. LOL

  • @jerrilynclark5017
    @jerrilynclark5017 Год назад

    That DA is beautiful

  • @momof2boys895
    @momof2boys895 Год назад +2

    boy they make all this stuff way too complicated...it should be simple...either they committed the crime or they didn't...and move on from there

  • @ninasage7735
    @ninasage7735 Год назад

    This guy has watched all his episodes of Perry Mason. Not sure that will help him. .

  • @chantalvlotman7638
    @chantalvlotman7638 Год назад

    @law talk with mike please do the Judge Dorow eye drop killer trail happening now

  • @marigold10
    @marigold10 Год назад +1

    This guy is beyond irritating 😂

  • @AmyBaxter-l4s
    @AmyBaxter-l4s 10 месяцев назад

    Mike what kind of attorney are you and are you good at it

  • @poppysiddal5860
    @poppysiddal5860 Год назад +2

    I’m ashamed to admit that this gentleman lives in my home town.
    The judge grew up right here, too, so he knows exactly what he’s dealing with in this guy.
    Some of these crotchety, old guys make a hobby out of the smallest speeding ticket.

  • @snakehandler1487
    @snakehandler1487 10 месяцев назад

    JUST GO...

  • @liamgio795
    @liamgio795 Год назад +4

    Judge, I dont understand these word of art terms, drive, operate, motor vehicle equipment, device, machine, registration, personal property, use tax, use, transportation, commerce, traffic, private motor carrier, public safety, peace officer, law enforcement officer, public officer, private corporate officer, license, permit, occupational license, class 9 hazmat, class D license instructor, ride sharing agreement, passenger car, non commercial vehicle, commercial vehicle, perfect and absolute obligation, people, person, natural person, private person, jurisdic person, individual, individual firm, state, injury, damage legal fiction, man, non exclusive easement, operation of law, law, at law, attorney, court? I don’t understand legalese or attorneys so can you explain what these word mean so I may properly defend myself? Thanks

  • @kristielforeman5507
    @kristielforeman5507 Год назад

    I feel like I’m watching a Jerry Lewis movie

  • @P_Barne_II
    @P_Barne_II Год назад

    The old man aint stupid. Good acting but aint stupid.

  • @stephencornell6972
    @stephencornell6972 Год назад

    The delay machine...sounds like Trump's courtroom strategies!

  • @joyousjoy4ever
    @joyousjoy4ever Год назад +1

    Awww, I’m sorry to hear about your dog. It’s really tough losing a loved one…animal or human…RIP lil one (sorry I didn’t catch a name). Lots of love and respect! 😊❤❤🙏

    • @moonprincessRN
      @moonprincessRN Год назад +1

      Mike didn't lose a dog. He was referring to a court case in which a dog was ordered to be put down.

  • @stevenghee654
    @stevenghee654 11 месяцев назад

    Listening to this guy makes me want to smoke some glue

  • @joeballman916
    @joeballman916 Год назад +1

    No hats in court