Spatula Madness: The Miller Account

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  • Опубликовано: 20 июл 2023
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  • @mikeymegamega
    @mikeymegamega 10 месяцев назад +259

    Every time Netflix cancels a show, FilmCow Revives a series.

    • @worldoffood123
      @worldoffood123 10 месяцев назад +8

      single handedly keeping the universe in balance

    • @SavageLynelButtPlug
      @SavageLynelButtPlug 9 месяцев назад

      What did Netflix cancel this time?

    • @kernsanders3973
      @kernsanders3973 3 месяца назад

      @@SavageLynelButtPlug Entertainment

  • @ZeepTheWocky
    @ZeepTheWocky 10 месяцев назад +791

    Oh man, you do not wanna know how long I've waited for a new Spatula Madness.

    • @GuitarSlayer136
      @GuitarSlayer136 10 месяцев назад +11

      Why did you fall into a black hole or something?
      🕳️

    • @ZeepTheWocky
      @ZeepTheWocky 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@GuitarSlayer136 Perfect business!

    • @Steampunkkids
      @Steampunkkids 10 месяцев назад +5

      Spatula Madness is truly my favorite!

    • @socberttrucker3598
      @socberttrucker3598 10 месяцев назад +5

      Probably like 12

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 10 месяцев назад +2

      84 years? I've been waiting a few dozen centuries, so bored without it

  • @noahwysocki1233
    @noahwysocki1233 10 месяцев назад +236

    Oh no, the hexagonal pupils, she's mastered the thirty-six perfect business solutions! There's no limit to her power.

    • @vladshadowking
      @vladshadowking 10 месяцев назад +16

      Now I noticed that her pupils are hexagonal while his are quadrilateral. Nice details!

    • @BabeTheAstrologer
      @BabeTheAstrologer 9 месяцев назад

      im also cool

  • @talkingtortoise3454
    @talkingtortoise3454 10 месяцев назад +192

    It must be said once more.
    "The number one rule of filmcow is that any random video can randomly get a sequel whenever they want" - Darvoth

    • @leopardbunny
      @leopardbunny 10 месяцев назад +7

      half expecting a Bino the Elephant revival at this rate

    • @user-zf9oo8gs4z
      @user-zf9oo8gs4z 9 месяцев назад +1

      I agree.

  • @XD4Lifeington
    @XD4Lifeington 10 месяцев назад +354

    Damn Craig, sleeping with and then murdering a client? I don't think this is management material, Craig. You really aren't being a team player right now, Craig. How do you feel about letting everyone down, Craig? We're your family, Craig. It's okay, Craig. We all love you, Craig.

    • @derAtze
      @derAtze 10 месяцев назад +8

      Oh god, i got a PTSD episode just from reading this

    • @Argonwolfproject
      @Argonwolfproject 7 месяцев назад

      Craig's a fuckin' schizo

  • @CountofBleck
    @CountofBleck 10 месяцев назад +74

    Wait a mimute...the Miller Account was Trent's most pressing business problem 6 years ago in Perfect Business! There's a continuity here!

  • @Edmitsu
    @Edmitsu 10 месяцев назад +46

    This really captures what it’s like being pulled into the office at a retail job

  • @rumblingrapture3912
    @rumblingrapture3912 10 месяцев назад +74

    I had to ask myself, what year is it? Am I back in middle school again? Am I not a 26 year old adult? Filmcow has always been there for me. And I suppose they always will. Never change. ❤

    • @lexthequeer
      @lexthequeer 10 месяцев назад +4

      Literally same. The world may change, but there’s always Spatula Madness and a plethora of other ramblings on this channel

    • @fukyuuzuesphantom9592
      @fukyuuzuesphantom9592 10 месяцев назад +1

      ❤ I'm the same way about C&H, and Attila!

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 10 месяцев назад

      tbh, teens, twenties, and thirties are more similar than different

  • @dawesome_sauce
    @dawesome_sauce 10 месяцев назад +19

    I was deeply concerned the Miller Report wouldn't be completed by the end of the day. Thankfully, my fears have been alleviated. I can really count on Craig.

  • @blindiris22
    @blindiris22 10 месяцев назад +42

    One of my favorite things about filmcow is that the channel is extremely old at this point and you never know which series is going to get a sequel. The one I would love to see the most is a new Bino the Elephant. Keep up the great work Jason. 😂 when the heck is Craig gonna get it together?

    • @IabesQ
      @IabesQ 10 месяцев назад +11

      The worst part about making new friends as an adult is that I have to force them to watch 11 year old RUclips videos before they can understand half my brain rotted idioms.
      "You mean the only thing in the chamber of misery was ADDITIONAL misery?"

    • @n00bist723
      @n00bist723 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@IabesQ I have made so many people watch Detective Heart of America: The Final Freedom in it's entirety.

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@IabesQ "Yeah, I watched my own eyes fall out - how is that even possible!?"
      ... I especially like quoting this line as I am blind, so extra irony.

  • @EpicgamerwinXD6669
    @EpicgamerwinXD6669 10 месяцев назад +207

    Hopefully one day we will see the full spatula madness movie!

    • @KevinG3699
      @KevinG3699 10 месяцев назад +4

      There will probably be an episode missing.

    • @ramr7051
      @ramr7051 10 месяцев назад +5

      At least we have the new France song

    • @filmcow
      @filmcow  10 месяцев назад +223

      For clarification, nearly all of the Spatula Madness shorts I've released are unrelated to the cancelled movie project. Only the ones presented in the super-wide aspect ratio with the black bars on top and bottom were from the movie (Opening Scene, A Night Of, and some short clips on FilmCow Extra.)
      The Breakroom, The Doctor's Office, The Pen, Perfect Business, etc are all original shorts with no relation to the cancelled movie outside of the fact that they star spatulas.

    • @andersenlafont8066
      @andersenlafont8066 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@filmcow Any plans on reviving that project? Also the edited vulo stuff was great, and I hope there's more eventually.

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@filmcow Oh. I thought I could be cool and figure out how all of the shorts work together into the movie. That's okay, though. These are still fun, so I can be happy with that.

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 10 месяцев назад +139

    I always say you can never know what or when you're going to get next with Filmcow but this was a step more insane than I was expecting.

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, I haven't followed their output for a little while, and this was a bit more David Firth than I was expecting... good stuff.

  • @MrAlmost3
    @MrAlmost3 10 месяцев назад +126

    Everything this channel puts out is gold. I love how different all of these installments feel despite the fact that they’re pulling from older lore. A lot of people would just try to redo the same stuff that made them popular and get gradually worse, but FilmCow’s creators consistently find ways to add extra layers of horror with each glimpse into the worlds they’ve created.

    • @charlessmith299
      @charlessmith299 10 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah man! I'm also a subscriber

    • @jennyholiday88
      @jennyholiday88 10 месяцев назад +3

      filmcow has influenced my creative output so much. I'll always cherish their videos

    • @johne2404
      @johne2404 10 месяцев назад +6

      Creator* Jason Steele. His partner Scuffy also sometimes contributes in significant ways.

  • @Robert_Benfer
    @Robert_Benfer 10 месяцев назад +8

    This is a day of great importance.

    • @filmcow
      @filmcow  10 месяцев назад +7

      The viewers have been clamoring for two things: more Spatula Madness and more Ice Cave.

    • @Rhewin
      @Rhewin 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@filmcowpersonally I want more of The Cloak and SPOOKY MANSION, but I’d settle for this and another Ice Cave.

  • @somewinner8229
    @somewinner8229 8 месяцев назад +3

    This episode makes a lot more sense after you watch "The Storm". Very poetic 😢

  • @UnNotAnon
    @UnNotAnon 10 месяцев назад +24

    Jason, I can be scrolling through thumbnails all day on RUclips with no emotion but the second a new FilmCow video pops up in my feed I have a big stupid grin on my face. We love you man,

  • @thamasteroneill
    @thamasteroneill 8 месяцев назад +4

    "I was happy in my cave." Smacking us with Plato's cave there Jason :)

  • @daisymaisy1616
    @daisymaisy1616 10 месяцев назад +27

    I love how they continue to expand on the same universe

  • @symphantic4552
    @symphantic4552 10 месяцев назад +5

    When will the FilmCow-branded spatula line of kitchen merchandise be available?
    I just want my eggs, woman...

  • @PandaMoniumReviews
    @PandaMoniumReviews 10 месяцев назад +10

    I just appreciate how existential a cartoon about talking spatulas has become. Happy to see the madness return.

  • @Ben-rz9cf
    @Ben-rz9cf 10 месяцев назад +9

    We need like 1000 more episodes of Spatula Madness. Forming the shape of of an infinite trapezoid spanning across the entirety of the illusion we call time.

  • @CR0SBO
    @CR0SBO 10 месяцев назад +6

    It's reassuring to know I'm not the only one in this kind of situation.

  • @GrandmaHasDied
    @GrandmaHasDied 10 месяцев назад +4

    Been a hot minute since I've seen some Spatula Madness

  • @lanceyu4588
    @lanceyu4588 10 месяцев назад +15

    Looks like Craig needs a business solution for this most pressing business problem

  • @thingusbingus8181
    @thingusbingus8181 10 месяцев назад +5

    Never thought id see the day where a new Spatula Madness episode. But boy am i glad to be wrong

  • @SnarkyRogue
    @SnarkyRogue 10 месяцев назад +16

    Seeing this just gives me hope that we may one day see a 4th Marshmallow People

    • @mac24seven
      @mac24seven 10 месяцев назад +1

      We need it.

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 10 месяцев назад +3

      "Into the ravine" has remained a consistent part of my vocabulary for a decade now.

    • @SnarkyRogue
      @SnarkyRogue 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@hughcaldwell1034 A friend and I have a tradition of quoting "Where the hell have you been?"/"I don't know, somewhere STUPID" at least once whenever we meet up lol

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@SnarkyRogue Man, I need to rewatch those...

  • @oldoutlet6946
    @oldoutlet6946 10 месяцев назад +3

    Filmcow has the only series continuations I look forward too in the modern day.

  • @vulcanraven9871
    @vulcanraven9871 10 месяцев назад +1

    This must be the first time that i saw HR being effective in motivating a employee

  • @orez1017
    @orez1017 10 месяцев назад +3

    These spatulas are so lifelike it's uncanny. Life itself reflected back in the face of spatulas.

  • @Liboo52
    @Liboo52 10 месяцев назад +3

    “That’s called being a team player, Craig.” For some reason that line made me absolutely lose it

  • @Godigentil97
    @Godigentil97 10 месяцев назад +1

    OH YEAH! A new Spatula Madness, after all those years.

  • @trogdoar149
    @trogdoar149 10 месяцев назад +43

    Spatula Madness is always top shelf content.

  • @Thingumadoodle0518
    @Thingumadoodle0518 10 месяцев назад +13

    Wow! Terrifying! Another great installment of Spatula Madness!

  • @totoldizaster4481
    @totoldizaster4481 10 месяцев назад +24

    Spatula madness is always fun

  • @Lonelyweirdo96
    @Lonelyweirdo96 10 месяцев назад +1

    “Craaaaig that kills people“ was a real missed opportunity

  • @LucTaylor
    @LucTaylor 10 месяцев назад +6

    No way... a new spatula madness episode?! It is truly a great time to be alive

  • @jordianimates255
    @jordianimates255 10 месяцев назад +1

    Watching this right after watching severance is a trip

  • @Aherea
    @Aherea 10 месяцев назад +2

    I really can't overstate how glad I am that you uploaded a brand new Spatula Madness. It was the last thing I expected, and I didn't realize it was also the thing I wanted most.

  • @tantthetank
    @tantthetank 9 месяцев назад +1

    This series deserves more views.

  • @Slaeowulf
    @Slaeowulf 10 месяцев назад +2

    As a 31 year old man I have no shame in saying when I saw this in my subs list I went "AAAAAHHHHHH a new spatula madness!!"

  • @AlexssandroMeneses
    @AlexssandroMeneses 10 месяцев назад +2

    The second season of severance really increased the complexity of it's plot.

  • @jgamefreak20
    @jgamefreak20 10 месяцев назад

    This was just... *chefs kiss* now to go back to the prayers of a Fanny and Earl reunion!!

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 10 месяцев назад +2

    I hope one day there's actually a Spatula Madness feature-length movie

  • @FaIlTaStIcF34R
    @FaIlTaStIcF34R 10 месяцев назад +2

    New Spatula Madness? Today is a good day

  • @lindseyhiccups
    @lindseyhiccups 10 месяцев назад +8

    Love ya, Jason! Thanks for making my birthday extra special each year 🥺♥️ thanks for all your work, you're one of my all time favourites on here

  • @SatisfiedShark
    @SatisfiedShark 10 месяцев назад +1

    Just finding out he’s still active after all these years. It’s a good day.

  • @DanielleAlek
    @DanielleAlek 9 месяцев назад +2

    There's actually more deep lore to this than you understand. The unnamed managerial spatula's eyes are hexagons, like Diane's from the previous video. This is because they're the perfect business shape, and the unnamed spatula likely thinks only in hexagons.
    However, unlike Diane, the corners of their hexagon-pupils are rounded, implying that they've yet to be able to see 36 perfect business solutions. It's unknown if it's because their solutions are good, but not perfect, or if it's because they have fewer than 36.
    Craig, however, is very interesting; unlike previous Spatula Madness characters, his eyes seem to be rounded squares. This could imply that he was well on his way to being able to see 36 perfect business solutions, but left it all behind for a simple life in his cave at some point. That would explain why the unnamed managerial spatula seems to be so intent on getting Craigs, specifically, to solve this problem; he's able to see business solutions that other employees simply can't. Perhaps they need someone else who can see all 36 business solutions, and would like to train him to think entirely in hexagons; from the look of it, he currently only things somewhat in hexagons.
    Perhaps it goes even deeper, and at some point he DID think entirely in hexagons, and could see all 36 perfect business solutions, but lost the ability when he left business for a simple, off-grid lifestyle.
    The world of Spatula Madness is extremely intricate, and this is only one of the many business-related details we're blessed with.

  • @Windows98.
    @Windows98. 10 месяцев назад +2

    Cannot stress how much I’ve wanted spatula madness

  • @VerbiGereando
    @VerbiGereando 10 месяцев назад +6

    I think the spatula race has two types, the normal ones like Craig, and the reality-bending ones like Melinda

  • @Quast
    @Quast 10 месяцев назад

    There's something I always loved about Spatula Madness. Probably the concept of one of the most limited use kitchen items getting such a rich backstory! xDD

  • @DanDowell
    @DanDowell 10 месяцев назад +1

    Just realized joining Patreon doesn't give one BTS access, it gives one BTS access.

  • @Dollop_of_Mayo
    @Dollop_of_Mayo 10 месяцев назад +3

    Haha I love those wacky spatulas and the kooky situations they get them selves in to! 🍴

  • @escorial1323
    @escorial1323 10 месяцев назад +3

    I had such a horrible day and you made it so much better! Thank you so much! Thank you.

  • @Brucebod
    @Brucebod 10 месяцев назад +1

    I watched the whole series. You are _so_ talented, whoever you are.

  • @Neogenum
    @Neogenum 10 месяцев назад +1

    TOP NOTCH filmcow! 👌
    I can't wait to hear more about the Miller account!

  • @Ishtah333
    @Ishtah333 10 месяцев назад +3

    I hope they revive mittens the crime solving cat, that was my favorite one off sketch.

  • @grottake
    @grottake 10 месяцев назад

    Spatula Madness is the best Filmcow series and I will die on this hill.

  • @rammytheramanimtez
    @rammytheramanimtez 10 месяцев назад +3

    absolutely beautiful

  • @GuitarSlayer136
    @GuitarSlayer136 10 месяцев назад +7

    Of all the decade old properties getting rehashed in 2023 none are more welcome than Spatula Madness.
    Sweet god I have missed this.

  • @NecrosAcolyte
    @NecrosAcolyte 10 месяцев назад

    I was just thinking about the spatulas the other day and wondering if you'd ever make another one. Thank you so much!

  • @EayuProuxm
    @EayuProuxm 10 месяцев назад

    "You think you're real? Bc you can think?"
    The menace in their voice when they said that.

  • @badradish2116
    @badradish2116 10 месяцев назад

    "he doesn't even exist!"
    "... well not anymore."
    brilliant.

  • @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682
    @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love the latest report on the Miller Account

  • @parkslog8975
    @parkslog8975 10 месяцев назад +2

    Magical. Simply magical.

  • @MrSamwise25
    @MrSamwise25 10 месяцев назад +2

    This video actually feels a lot like Charlie the Unicorn: mental torture by all-powerful beings forcing the main character to participate in their antics until they break and go along with it.

  • @boredreindeer5602
    @boredreindeer5602 10 месяцев назад

    I love how they have similar voices to Paul and Carl

  • @nefariosgliscor
    @nefariosgliscor 10 месяцев назад +1

    As a Craig myself that has a leadership role at a workplace, this hit on a personal level. If I ever left, they'd do this to me.

  • @Sp1derMashyMash
    @Sp1derMashyMash 10 месяцев назад +4

    ITS BACK

  • @monarchclark
    @monarchclark 10 месяцев назад

    The ending felt like a Robot Chicken stetch...in a good way! It's got that dark humor vibe to it.

  • @randybell101190
    @randybell101190 2 месяца назад +1

    He should have pinged Miller to circle back and touch base once he had the bandwidth.

  • @bravo6709
    @bravo6709 10 месяцев назад +1

    This is the best birthday gift I could ever get

  • @Turglayfopa
    @Turglayfopa 10 месяцев назад

    "Its my day off and I get to unwind"
    The manager:

  • @willlecomber7509
    @willlecomber7509 10 месяцев назад +14

    Probably the darkest sketch I’ve seen, I love it!

    • @TVCasualty212
      @TVCasualty212 10 месяцев назад +1

      Lol You must not have seen the neighborhood watch skit.

  • @EloquentiaSerpentis
    @EloquentiaSerpentis 10 месяцев назад

    100% accurate depiction of interacting with Corporate and HR, spot on.

  • @JKGrimm
    @JKGrimm 10 месяцев назад

    That last line hits different than it would have at a younger age

  • @xochi98
    @xochi98 10 месяцев назад

    New Spatula Madness I maybe saw coming, but the “Miller Account” I didn’t see coming from a mile away

  • @majoraswrath6182
    @majoraswrath6182 10 месяцев назад

    "I was comfortable in my cave"
    Okay, take it easy Plato.

  • @technofreak319
    @technofreak319 10 месяцев назад

    Dude i just rewatched this whole series again, i still cant wait for the movie

  • @umbra9997
    @umbra9997 10 месяцев назад +4

    Can't believe Craig. He really slept with and then killed Miller. SMH.

  • @cujoedaman
    @cujoedaman 10 месяцев назад +1

    My parents own that same spatula... now I'm suspicious that it's sleeping with Miller...

  • @otterboyva
    @otterboyva 10 месяцев назад

    I’ve heard so much about this Miller account so it’s about time.

  • @fitzjolt
    @fitzjolt 10 месяцев назад

    Oh man, you dug I to the barrel for a new video. I love Spatula Madness!!!

  • @jareknowak8712
    @jareknowak8712 10 месяцев назад +1

    Thank You Jason!
    I love it!

  • @khonsuthecore4788
    @khonsuthecore4788 5 месяцев назад +1

    You escaped once Craig, just gotta do it again.

  • @EnordAreven
    @EnordAreven 10 месяцев назад +1

    As a man thats never seen spatula madness before, this was a strange episode for me.

  • @freakyanimegal8
    @freakyanimegal8 10 месяцев назад

    It's been so long, I wanted the follow up for this so much

  • @muamua101
    @muamua101 10 месяцев назад +1

    The legend returns

  • @themangomanjuice
    @themangomanjuice 10 месяцев назад

    I love this. Always love your videos.

  • @partyboat123
    @partyboat123 10 месяцев назад

    FINALLY! GIVE US THE FILMCOW CUT!

  • @Kdash123
    @Kdash123 10 месяцев назад +2

    oooh this saved my week man you got no idea

  • @ControllerQuickSwaps
    @ControllerQuickSwaps 10 месяцев назад +4

    This makes more sense than our reality

  • @Dunderpunch
    @Dunderpunch 10 месяцев назад

    July 21st, what a day! Even FilmCow has an exciting release! Wowie zowie.

  • @Phoca_Vitulina
    @Phoca_Vitulina 10 месяцев назад

    Omg in 2023, Spatula Madness finally returns?! So hyped!

  • @TheShmoodle
    @TheShmoodle 10 месяцев назад

    Ive missed Spatula Madness sooo much

  • @Ceata88
    @Ceata88 8 месяцев назад

    Rewatching this after reading The Langoliers sure is an experience

  • @jaggerharshman4456
    @jaggerharshman4456 10 месяцев назад

    The voices put me back at llamas with hats

  • @p.h.u.8224
    @p.h.u.8224 10 месяцев назад

    Good lord, that's some surreal themes, loving it.

  • @MrBlushroom
    @MrBlushroom 10 месяцев назад +5

    this has always been my favorite series as strange as that is lmao

  • @kelinthebox6830
    @kelinthebox6830 10 месяцев назад +2

    Finally, the funny spatulas return.

  • @josephmama6212
    @josephmama6212 10 месяцев назад +5

    I arise from my tomb for spatula madness and will slink away for however many more years I have to wait for more.