Spatula Madness: The Miller Account
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- Опубликовано: 20 июл 2023
- How's that report coming along on the Miller account?
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Every time Netflix cancels a show, FilmCow Revives a series.
single handedly keeping the universe in balance
What did Netflix cancel this time?
@@SavageLynelButtPlug Entertainment
Oh man, you do not wanna know how long I've waited for a new Spatula Madness.
Why did you fall into a black hole or something?
🕳️
@@GuitarSlayer136 Perfect business!
Spatula Madness is truly my favorite!
Probably like 12
84 years? I've been waiting a few dozen centuries, so bored without it
Oh no, the hexagonal pupils, she's mastered the thirty-six perfect business solutions! There's no limit to her power.
Now I noticed that her pupils are hexagonal while his are quadrilateral. Nice details!
im also cool
It must be said once more.
"The number one rule of filmcow is that any random video can randomly get a sequel whenever they want" - Darvoth
half expecting a Bino the Elephant revival at this rate
I agree.
Damn Craig, sleeping with and then murdering a client? I don't think this is management material, Craig. You really aren't being a team player right now, Craig. How do you feel about letting everyone down, Craig? We're your family, Craig. It's okay, Craig. We all love you, Craig.
Oh god, i got a PTSD episode just from reading this
Craig's a fuckin' schizo
Wait a mimute...the Miller Account was Trent's most pressing business problem 6 years ago in Perfect Business! There's a continuity here!
This really captures what it’s like being pulled into the office at a retail job
I had to ask myself, what year is it? Am I back in middle school again? Am I not a 26 year old adult? Filmcow has always been there for me. And I suppose they always will. Never change. ❤
Literally same. The world may change, but there’s always Spatula Madness and a plethora of other ramblings on this channel
❤ I'm the same way about C&H, and Attila!
tbh, teens, twenties, and thirties are more similar than different
I was deeply concerned the Miller Report wouldn't be completed by the end of the day. Thankfully, my fears have been alleviated. I can really count on Craig.
One of my favorite things about filmcow is that the channel is extremely old at this point and you never know which series is going to get a sequel. The one I would love to see the most is a new Bino the Elephant. Keep up the great work Jason. 😂 when the heck is Craig gonna get it together?
The worst part about making new friends as an adult is that I have to force them to watch 11 year old RUclips videos before they can understand half my brain rotted idioms.
"You mean the only thing in the chamber of misery was ADDITIONAL misery?"
@@IabesQ I have made so many people watch Detective Heart of America: The Final Freedom in it's entirety.
@@IabesQ "Yeah, I watched my own eyes fall out - how is that even possible!?"
... I especially like quoting this line as I am blind, so extra irony.
Hopefully one day we will see the full spatula madness movie!
There will probably be an episode missing.
At least we have the new France song
For clarification, nearly all of the Spatula Madness shorts I've released are unrelated to the cancelled movie project. Only the ones presented in the super-wide aspect ratio with the black bars on top and bottom were from the movie (Opening Scene, A Night Of, and some short clips on FilmCow Extra.)
The Breakroom, The Doctor's Office, The Pen, Perfect Business, etc are all original shorts with no relation to the cancelled movie outside of the fact that they star spatulas.
@@filmcow Any plans on reviving that project? Also the edited vulo stuff was great, and I hope there's more eventually.
@@filmcow Oh. I thought I could be cool and figure out how all of the shorts work together into the movie. That's okay, though. These are still fun, so I can be happy with that.
I always say you can never know what or when you're going to get next with Filmcow but this was a step more insane than I was expecting.
Yeah, I haven't followed their output for a little while, and this was a bit more David Firth than I was expecting... good stuff.
Everything this channel puts out is gold. I love how different all of these installments feel despite the fact that they’re pulling from older lore. A lot of people would just try to redo the same stuff that made them popular and get gradually worse, but FilmCow’s creators consistently find ways to add extra layers of horror with each glimpse into the worlds they’ve created.
Yeah man! I'm also a subscriber
filmcow has influenced my creative output so much. I'll always cherish their videos
Creator* Jason Steele. His partner Scuffy also sometimes contributes in significant ways.
This is a day of great importance.
The viewers have been clamoring for two things: more Spatula Madness and more Ice Cave.
@@filmcowpersonally I want more of The Cloak and SPOOKY MANSION, but I’d settle for this and another Ice Cave.
This episode makes a lot more sense after you watch "The Storm". Very poetic 😢
Jason, I can be scrolling through thumbnails all day on RUclips with no emotion but the second a new FilmCow video pops up in my feed I have a big stupid grin on my face. We love you man,
"I was happy in my cave." Smacking us with Plato's cave there Jason :)
I love how they continue to expand on the same universe
When will the FilmCow-branded spatula line of kitchen merchandise be available?
I just want my eggs, woman...
I just appreciate how existential a cartoon about talking spatulas has become. Happy to see the madness return.
We need like 1000 more episodes of Spatula Madness. Forming the shape of of an infinite trapezoid spanning across the entirety of the illusion we call time.
It's reassuring to know I'm not the only one in this kind of situation.
Been a hot minute since I've seen some Spatula Madness
Looks like Craig needs a business solution for this most pressing business problem
Never thought id see the day where a new Spatula Madness episode. But boy am i glad to be wrong
Seeing this just gives me hope that we may one day see a 4th Marshmallow People
We need it.
"Into the ravine" has remained a consistent part of my vocabulary for a decade now.
@@hughcaldwell1034 A friend and I have a tradition of quoting "Where the hell have you been?"/"I don't know, somewhere STUPID" at least once whenever we meet up lol
@@SnarkyRogue Man, I need to rewatch those...
Filmcow has the only series continuations I look forward too in the modern day.
This must be the first time that i saw HR being effective in motivating a employee
These spatulas are so lifelike it's uncanny. Life itself reflected back in the face of spatulas.
“That’s called being a team player, Craig.” For some reason that line made me absolutely lose it
OH YEAH! A new Spatula Madness, after all those years.
Spatula Madness is always top shelf content.
Wow! Terrifying! Another great installment of Spatula Madness!
Spatula madness is always fun
“Craaaaig that kills people“ was a real missed opportunity
No way... a new spatula madness episode?! It is truly a great time to be alive
Watching this right after watching severance is a trip
I really can't overstate how glad I am that you uploaded a brand new Spatula Madness. It was the last thing I expected, and I didn't realize it was also the thing I wanted most.
This series deserves more views.
As a 31 year old man I have no shame in saying when I saw this in my subs list I went "AAAAAHHHHHH a new spatula madness!!"
The second season of severance really increased the complexity of it's plot.
This was just... *chefs kiss* now to go back to the prayers of a Fanny and Earl reunion!!
I hope one day there's actually a Spatula Madness feature-length movie
New Spatula Madness? Today is a good day
Love ya, Jason! Thanks for making my birthday extra special each year 🥺♥️ thanks for all your work, you're one of my all time favourites on here
Just finding out he’s still active after all these years. It’s a good day.
There's actually more deep lore to this than you understand. The unnamed managerial spatula's eyes are hexagons, like Diane's from the previous video. This is because they're the perfect business shape, and the unnamed spatula likely thinks only in hexagons.
However, unlike Diane, the corners of their hexagon-pupils are rounded, implying that they've yet to be able to see 36 perfect business solutions. It's unknown if it's because their solutions are good, but not perfect, or if it's because they have fewer than 36.
Craig, however, is very interesting; unlike previous Spatula Madness characters, his eyes seem to be rounded squares. This could imply that he was well on his way to being able to see 36 perfect business solutions, but left it all behind for a simple life in his cave at some point. That would explain why the unnamed managerial spatula seems to be so intent on getting Craigs, specifically, to solve this problem; he's able to see business solutions that other employees simply can't. Perhaps they need someone else who can see all 36 business solutions, and would like to train him to think entirely in hexagons; from the look of it, he currently only things somewhat in hexagons.
Perhaps it goes even deeper, and at some point he DID think entirely in hexagons, and could see all 36 perfect business solutions, but lost the ability when he left business for a simple, off-grid lifestyle.
The world of Spatula Madness is extremely intricate, and this is only one of the many business-related details we're blessed with.
Cannot stress how much I’ve wanted spatula madness
I think the spatula race has two types, the normal ones like Craig, and the reality-bending ones like Melinda
There's something I always loved about Spatula Madness. Probably the concept of one of the most limited use kitchen items getting such a rich backstory! xDD
Just realized joining Patreon doesn't give one BTS access, it gives one BTS access.
Haha I love those wacky spatulas and the kooky situations they get them selves in to! 🍴
I had such a horrible day and you made it so much better! Thank you so much! Thank you.
I watched the whole series. You are _so_ talented, whoever you are.
TOP NOTCH filmcow! 👌
I can't wait to hear more about the Miller account!
I hope they revive mittens the crime solving cat, that was my favorite one off sketch.
Omg I forgot about Mittens
Spatula Madness is the best Filmcow series and I will die on this hill.
absolutely beautiful
Of all the decade old properties getting rehashed in 2023 none are more welcome than Spatula Madness.
Sweet god I have missed this.
I was just thinking about the spatulas the other day and wondering if you'd ever make another one. Thank you so much!
"You think you're real? Bc you can think?"
The menace in their voice when they said that.
"he doesn't even exist!"
"... well not anymore."
brilliant.
I love the latest report on the Miller Account
Magical. Simply magical.
This video actually feels a lot like Charlie the Unicorn: mental torture by all-powerful beings forcing the main character to participate in their antics until they break and go along with it.
I love how they have similar voices to Paul and Carl
As a Craig myself that has a leadership role at a workplace, this hit on a personal level. If I ever left, they'd do this to me.
ITS BACK
The ending felt like a Robot Chicken stetch...in a good way! It's got that dark humor vibe to it.
He should have pinged Miller to circle back and touch base once he had the bandwidth.
This is the best birthday gift I could ever get
"Its my day off and I get to unwind"
The manager:
Probably the darkest sketch I’ve seen, I love it!
Lol You must not have seen the neighborhood watch skit.
100% accurate depiction of interacting with Corporate and HR, spot on.
That last line hits different than it would have at a younger age
New Spatula Madness I maybe saw coming, but the “Miller Account” I didn’t see coming from a mile away
"I was comfortable in my cave"
Okay, take it easy Plato.
Dude i just rewatched this whole series again, i still cant wait for the movie
Can't believe Craig. He really slept with and then killed Miller. SMH.
My parents own that same spatula... now I'm suspicious that it's sleeping with Miller...
I’ve heard so much about this Miller account so it’s about time.
Oh man, you dug I to the barrel for a new video. I love Spatula Madness!!!
Thank You Jason!
I love it!
You escaped once Craig, just gotta do it again.
As a man thats never seen spatula madness before, this was a strange episode for me.
It's been so long, I wanted the follow up for this so much
The legend returns
I love this. Always love your videos.
FINALLY! GIVE US THE FILMCOW CUT!
oooh this saved my week man you got no idea
This makes more sense than our reality
July 21st, what a day! Even FilmCow has an exciting release! Wowie zowie.
Omg in 2023, Spatula Madness finally returns?! So hyped!
Ive missed Spatula Madness sooo much
Rewatching this after reading The Langoliers sure is an experience
The voices put me back at llamas with hats
Good lord, that's some surreal themes, loving it.
this has always been my favorite series as strange as that is lmao
Finally, the funny spatulas return.
I arise from my tomb for spatula madness and will slink away for however many more years I have to wait for more.