Spatula Madness: Opening Scene
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2012
- This is the opening from a feature length movie I attempted to make based on the short back in 2006. For more information, check out my blog post:
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A decade later, I still say "I'm painting your face" over and over again when I let the intrusive thoughts win
(screaming maimed passerby saying "what are you doing")
Seriously though.... that song.... it's really quite good. Catchy as hell.
Would be better without the rock chorus
@@gurintto No, that’s the best part
@@gurinttoare you insane?
I get the feeling Jason actually worked in accounting. The boss is an accurate depiction of accounting CEOs
If this is the opening, I can't imagine what the rest of the film is like.
I'd imagine many faces would get painted
Many bears will be eaten
+Nepeta Leijon Time will be bacpacked across.
Questionnaires will be filled out.
There is a time machine that is just a bunch of dead dolphins with clocks put on them and the afterlife is france
I'm painting your face
I'm painting your face
I'm painting your face
I'm painting your face
I'm painting your face
I laughed my asss off
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
Shawn Pressley I'm painting your face Carl. Charlie told me to. Oh wait. My eggs.
MrMangust121 AAHAHA AHAAAA AAHH AAHHH AAAAHHH
I'm painting your face! lol
this should be a adult swim cartoon series
I had said the exact same thing about Jason's The Cloak
John Abbate the cloak was fucking genius /sheds a tear/
***** it was quite exceptional~
absolutely
@RiceBall_N'_Ramen TMRoH sucks, I don't know why he chose that one to pitch as a TV show over literally any of his other cartoons.
I love how Ed is the only normal person.
he's not a person, he's a spatula.
Or are we spatulas??? O:
Or maybe spatulas don't exist
Maybe WE don't exist.
Or what if spatulas are supposed to be insane and Ed is the only different one?
My Father is an accountant, and i can confirm that he can do all those things.
so he can PLANT A MILLION TREES, HE CAN SAVE A MILLION LIFES, HE CAN BUILD A MONTAIN 100 MILES LONG WITH ICECREAM SHOPPING SIGNS, HE CAN FREE ALL THE LITTLE TURTLES, HE CAN SELL PREPACKAGED JAM, HE CAN BUILD A FLYING CANOE AND GET HIMSELF A TAN! HE CAN FIGHT A MILLION LIONS, HE CAN EAT A MILLION BEARS, HE CAN GRAB A NO.2 PENCIL AND FILL OUT SOME QUESTIONAIRS!!
brett perry ice-cream shop inside, not shopping signs ._.
Pfft that's easy
it's official I now plan on pursuing a career as an accountant
10 Times. He said "I'm painting your face" 10 times.
It felt like a lot more.
Nice
In a just world, this awesomeness would find the attention of an elite team of inter-dimensional super animators that would find Jason Steele and help him finish this film. This and the Cloak of course.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!?!
I'm painting your face...
AHHHHH
He really painted that face.
I would pay money to see this. I would pay a *lot* of money to see this.
Edward: The only sane spatula in all of existence.
*I'm painting your face*
Steves cat I'd love to kill someone and paint there face first. I'd make them look like my favorite pasta monsters and killers then kill them in the same way they killed or died.
Steves cat bwahahahhahaaaaa >:3
I'm a narrator I have to be terrifying~ otherwise how would anyone take me seriously? >:3
Steves cat thank you? xD granted it's a work in progress and only a hobby so... :p
Steves cat Haha thank you kindly. I appreciate the feedback. Sorry, good luck sleeping.
every time I watch these videos I feel that the fine fabric that I call reality is slipping away...
2:16 That is the most beautiful, haunting, bit of music I've ever heard with so much silly energy.
That entire part of the song is great. So bizarre.
"AHHH HELP ME, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
"I'm painting your face!"
I'm painting my words in your blood
you just have to reboot it. spatula madness is the best thing on filmcow
Александр Потоцкий Nope. Llamas With Hats is
John Keaney
no, lwh is too "same-y"
oh please.
Llamas With Hats is a classic but it is not the best.
This is pure genius.
Some people clearly don't appreciate surrealism. This is just as good as anything else on this channel and damn, that song is catchy.
Jason, you should continue your work on Spatula Madness. The short film itself has so much potential for an unexplained backstory, and this opening scene right here just made it so you have to finish it. Spatula Madness is one of my personal favorite works of yours, all you have to do is just put your bloody heart into it, and you're golden!
This would be such a good replacement for annoying orange I swear
Anything would be a great replacement for that stupid orange
So are we going to see a Spatula Madness kickstarter after Captain Heart of America is released?
You should definitely continue working on this film. So far I'm rather gripped by the hijinks of the spatulas and, if there are more songs that are as toe tapping as the one in the opening, they could definitely be nominated for film/music awards (in my opinion).
You should totally finish this movie.
I would have loved to see the full movie
"I'm painting your face." "I'm painting your face." "I'm painting your face." "I'm painting your face." "I'm painting your face."
He still paints faces to this day...
Please finish the film. Please. We need it.
seems normal to me
ALL YOUR SONGS AND ANIMATOUNS FEED AND NOURISH MY GROWING 15YR OLD BRAIN
... funniest voiceovers i've ever heard and can imagine. you are master comedy lyricist, SecretAgentBob. thank you from the bottom of my heart for all the laughs and good times here. you're work has brought me much joy ...
MAKE THE MOVIE!
A typical day at Hyperion as run by Handsome Jack.
thank you xD
Johnny C Borderlands 2 jokes, amazing.
I watched all of these, they're legitimately the funniest, most creative and fucking horrifying things I've seen in a while and I LOVE THEM
Please continue making these these are the sweetest things
The thing is, the "I'm painting your face" thing goes on so long that at some point, it becomes funny, even if you're horrified at first.
Honestly just annoyed me at some point. The entire part just doesn't seem to have a point that I've not yet seen.
I am too painting your face
That was the most beautiful and heartfelt piece of independent film I have ever watched.
Yay! Found it! Just remembered this song out of nowhere, it's really good!
That would've been a freaking awesome movie.
what happened to the video with the spatula/spoon war?
I thibk this is one of my favorite videos you guys have ever done
I'm always open to seeing more spatulas!
I DEMAND MOAR SPATULAS!!
this was better fucking idea then the movie they are making now
Please start a kickstarter for this movie.
Best video I've seen by you guys in awhile :) I wish I could see more of this style you used to do. :)
this is amazing. I'd love a full-length!
this should have i kick starter campaign if money was the issue but I read the blog he posted about these clips and it sound like this project ended up burring out Jason Steele and big projects can certainly do that but what is done looks so dam good sounds great and the humor of the film is right up there with the likes of south park and super jail man I would almost kill to see this as a final product I would certainly pay to see is even if its a internet only release. either way this is up to Jason Steele and if he wants to push this back in to gear I know I would support you and I'm sure many others would to.
Loardofalltacos why almost kill when you can harpoon some one and paint their face for it?
Pleas finish this(:
This is a ... a masterpiece. Absolute masterpiece.
This is awesome. I love it
Do you think Tom (the boss) would be BBFs with Carl from llamas with hats?
IM PAINTING YOUR FACE!!!
Loonmight The Coyote I want to see who would win a death battle between them
peter burczyk
that'd be cool
I could just imagine carl with a face on a blank canvas with a paintbrush, painting the face, then sowing the face back onto the victum, who is still screaming because he got shanked by a harpoon made of dead orphans. Is it just me?
technically Carl is dead.
When you see how easily we
Can wash away your corporate imbalances
It's astonishing, a feat, a surprise,
A maddening awakening to see
What a necessity we can be
To your company.
Form 1023 (Calculating annual percentages)
Application for Recognition of Exemption (This is what we do)
Form W8IMY (Let us do your finance work)
Certificate of Foreign Intermediary (Tax returns and filing)
Form 990 (That is what we do)
Return of Organization Exempt from Income Tax. (We will work for you)
We can plant a million trees, we can save a million lives!
We can build a mountain ten miles tall and put an ice cream shop inside!
We can free all the little turtles, we can sell pre-packaged jam!
We can build ourselves a flyin' canoe and go get ourselves a tan!
(When you subtract tax from the volume sale
Carry the two and calculate
Mail the report to Financing
Tell them to file it with Eleanor
Then do an annual budget read
This is what-)
We can fight a million lions, we can eat a million bears!
We can grab a #2 pencil and fill out some questionnaires!
woodfur00
This simultaneously explains everything and raises new questions.
Love it...the randomness is awesome!
Im painting your face, im painting your face, im painting your face. random victim: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! AAHHH!!! boss: im painting your face, im painting your face, im painting your face, im painting your face, im painting your face, im painting your face. "Throws victim and paintbrush out the window"
im so scared, so very scared
And once again Jason Steele made my day...
I love your videos they have a very southpark-esk style to them and its amazingly hilarious
Im painting your face
I think tom and Carl would get along well
Jason, I would pay a million bucks to see the rest of this movie!
The sound is amazing
I want spatula madness to b a film
beckyisadork you’re such a dork
lo'h doh doh.
this is great, i would love to see it finished
Jason, you have always, always, always been decades ahead of your time.
WHat is going on?? What am I watching????
That's the intended reaction for each and every Film Cow video.
welcome to filmcow.
am I the only one who realized the Tom Fulp reference?
this better be the "big project" you're working on right now. I NEED IT
Well shiiiiiiiiit, this is some of the funniest stuff I've seen on RUclips in months and I've been subbed for years. On behalf of the fans, after you're done with Charlie the Unicorn, can you keep making the Spatula Madness Show.
still a better love story than twilight
I come back every couple years just to hear the song
I know you say you don't want to, but PLEASE continue this project! It looks WONDERFUL!
That was the best goddamn video EVER!
Nobody breaks my brain so thoroughly and effectively as Jason Steele.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
... he's painting your face... he was pretty clear on that...
So glad to see Spatula Madness making a comeback!
That was beautiful. kickstarter!!
I love that gentle bass.
This is so powerful I cried
I can't believe he said attempted. It WAS amazing!
THAT WAS................AMAZING !
I want this to be played at my funeral in the future because this video always had me die laughing😂
Holy fucking shit I’ve had this song stuck in my head on and off for the past like 5 years and I finally found it. I can’t believe this is it
Good jokes aside, am I the only one blown away by that masterpiece of music!
Like real talk, that was the most creatively written song I'd ever heard!
Beautiful/handsome, very funny, and with excellent music. As a completed work, I think it would have been awesome. Still, I do tremendously appreciate that which has been shared with us of Spatula Madness. I really enjoy it.
Nobody's talking about poor Edward's dad trying so hard to impress him and be a cool dad.
"We can grab a #2 pencil and fill out some questionnaires."
That totally fits in to the rest of the things outlined in that song.
My favourite corporate accountant at the office's accounting dungeon approves of this content.
I MUST SEE THE WHOLE MOVIE ASAP!
the singing was my favorite
LOL this is so freaking amazing
This is fucken amazing you've got my support and by the looks of things plenty of others aswell!
This song goes so hard
Oh, this movie needs to be made. I have so much wanting.
We NEED this movie
It does make me sad that you'll never finish it, but I'll cherish every spatula you throw any me.
I hope you do make a feature length animation of some sorts someday. This scene was fantastic.