As a dude, the things other dudes say about female comedians when there are no girls around are borderline sexist. There are so many funny people other there (i.e. not Amy Schumer), and you limit yourselves to half of them? Being afraid of a woman who's funnier than you makes you half alive.
its not true just because Amy schumer has no sense of humor does not mean that the others dont there are plenty of female comedians who are amazing Lilly Singh Sarah Silverman Samantha bee Ellen DeGeneres to name a few
One Time some years back. I was dealing with quite a bit. I told Tahar that 'my past was haunting me.' So he looked at me and said, 'that's what our pasts do.'
It's a shame some of her lines were watered-down versions of jokes from We Are Miracles. It's not her fault because of censorship, though she could have avoided it altogether if she'd just written new material.
I think that most of the comedians who host the show just use recycled stand up material. Not sure why, maybe they're busy writing other sketches for the rest of the week. But I agree it's disappointing when you already know the material.
Ernst Johannes because it's total and complete bullshit. Sitting on some awkward chicks lap and asking her dumb questions? What's so hilarious about that? Cringe worthy as fuck
This is literally one of the best monologues on SNL I've seen, she was always in control and didn't make it cringe once, which sometimes happens during these monologues. And it was funny obviously
Funny monologue, but I'm a little disappointed that Pete Davidson wasn't featured on the episode, especially after his successful debut. Why wasn't he put on the show?
That's how snl goes, he'll have been in a couple of things that got cut between dress and air.there was a lack of kate mckinnon last week, and she's been the shows MVP for like 2 years.
Everyone has different tastes in humour however the comments on here are purely racist. I love her for her wittiness and sarcasm and definitely the truth.
I'm not a huge fan of Silverman, but I _definitely_ think she's the direction female comedians should be going in to break the stereotype against them: Don't make your whole act about "being a woman", don't trash men, just... and I know this is a radical concept, but ... just be _funny._
I'm seriously mesmerized by that blond guy with the shaved sides that somehow make him not a tad bit more harsh looking at all, the smart overcoat that's shows one seemingly golden button, the luminous and sweet waggish face and smile and the unmistakenable twinkle in his eyes! I wish and want to know what his life is all about... especially the little things. I imagine it to be, in some surprising, effortlessly natural way only slightly paradoxal way, both alternately somewhat solemnly grave and absolutely lighthearted and inquisitively wondrous and slightly naive, interchanging at a moment's whim. I long to sit with him at the far corner of the counter of a modern, sophisticated and spacious hotelbar where the abundent lights are soothingly, very pleasently dimmed for the not-too-late (but late enough so that all but perhaps a few taciturn and lonesome guests have already retired themselves for some time) hour of the night and talk, in a calm, subdued tone of voice, about intimate, personal and fleeting anecdotal minor events in our lives (mostly his) which are otherwise unimportant details to others. I also wish and want Sarah Silverman to read out all I've just written with her most heartfelt delivery as she does so well to a camera.
That's one hell of a comedian. She made a set-up for a joke with a punchline 20 years later. That's gotta be worth some points :D
This was a great opening monologue and the best I've seen in years. God, I love Sarah!
You should watch the Louis CK monologue. 1000 times funnier than this.
Aww... Poor Lindsey.
I was jealous of Lindsey getting all that casual lap time with Sarah.
Lindsey: "you feel heavier than you look".
Sarah doesn´t age. Magic.
Mr Jee she’s 58 years old!
Mr Jee Her vagina has, using her own terminology.
Really? Check the corners of her eyes. Her witch doctor missed that part.
@@DWinegarden2 nope, 48
Diogo Veiga - oh... sorry, I was misinformed.
incredible: comedy based on self-love not putting others down!
She literally made fun of Jewish people like 2 minutes in
She put down Hassidic Jews and their religious beliefs. But I guess that’s OK.
First lesson in comedy - never sit in the front row.
lol i learned that the hard way, it was really awkward but, next time i'll at least know my place by experience have a good day!
My first rule is ALWAYS sit in the front row.
You pussies can linger in the shadows, I like to give 'em their money's worth.
SAME!! I saw her live once and she called my friend and I cute. :3 I love getting picked on.
Learned that the hard way too! haha
Second lesson - Make sure you're drunk
This was such a risky premise and completely delivered! So iconic
So in control
ikr
I know!! So relaxed!! ✨💕
one of my favorite snl monlogues
That voice when she says "u are 32" fav moment Vaneloppe
hahahaha " your turn" 2:55
Lindsey sould have said a deliberately crisp..thank you i think That would have been funny😄
You’re amazing, and you’re beautiful. And you’re smart. Keep going 🤣
"Your turn. :|" Comedy gold!
😂😂😂😂
This has to be the cleverest, cutest monologue ever. if she ever sat on my lap, i'm sure i'd die on the spot
I died! The best monologue ever, and not because is the funniest.
I couldn’t help but notice Linday’s turn was longer than Sarah’s.😂
That guy behind her is so cute
She’s a comedic diamond.
Legendary Opening Monolog right here!!
6:04 - Prom night flashback
6:48 - I miss high school
7:14 - My first biology class
Genuinely hilarious, best part of the episode in my opinion
Original, creative, "out-side the box" clever and so damn fine looking
this is such a cute monologue talking to your younger self + lindsey and hilarious at the same time 😂
Always my most favorite monologue 😍😍😍😍😍
she's really calm and confident
Comedy gold!
i love her!
Damn!!! That first Sarah Silverman from the past is hot!!!
How can someone be 44 years old and look 12?
She aged well.
This is brilliant
She has to be the most hilarious female comedian ever.🤣🤣🤣
Young Sarah 😍
Love it! Watched after reading Lyndsey's comments on Reddit.
she is this kind of woman so weird to find, hot and funny.. and really funny
are we talking of Sarah Silverman ? casue i find her borring like hell
@@guytremblay1647 so you're just here because she's hot
@@mv1991 She's not bad looking but to qulify her as hot is not very realistic
Probably my fav SNL monologue ever
I fucking love Sarah in a suit 😍
You are gold
She's a genius
As a dude, the things other dudes say about female comedians when there are no girls around are borderline sexist. There are so many funny people other there (i.e. not Amy Schumer), and you limit yourselves to half of them? Being afraid of a woman who's funnier than you makes you half alive.
John Startop most female comedians are terrible. It's not sexist if it's true.
its not true just because Amy schumer has no sense of humor does not mean that the others dont there are plenty of female comedians who are amazing Lilly Singh Sarah Silverman Samantha bee Ellen DeGeneres to name a few
Prakash Cherian are we allowed it’s not racist if it’s true jokes?
Yes, Jon!!! Thanks 🙌
@@PrakashCherianmadscientist then you haven't come across the funny female comedians. And also lots of male comedians are not funny
One Time some years back. I was dealing with quite a bit. I told Tahar that 'my past was haunting me.' So he looked at me and said, 'that's what our pasts do.'
such a cool monologue
I only hear Vanellope Von Schweetz tho
She went to New York just like Elsa did.
Wow! Great monologue.
Love her.
your turn.. 😂😂
I love you, Sarah! You're so awkward!
Fantastic, love you Sarah 😂
She has aged gracefully.
That was unexpectedly good... Actually really funny...
She's the best!
OMG, IT'S THE GIRL FROM THE REDDIT STORY!!!
This is so funny/sweet
It's a shame some of her lines were watered-down versions of jokes from We Are Miracles. It's not her fault because of censorship, though she could have avoided it altogether if she'd just written new material.
I think that most of the comedians who host the show just use recycled stand up material. Not sure why, maybe they're busy writing other sketches for the rest of the week. But I agree it's disappointing when you already know the material.
"If you're drunk and you throw up on a guy's penis mid-blowjob, you can still save the moment if you muster a ta-da!"
As dark as her humour may ever go... Sarah IS THE Definition of brilliant!!!
Brilliant
A true comedic genius!
This is truly one of the greatest monologues in the history of SNL.
how does this have millions of views less than amy schumer? 😯
Ernst Johannes because it's total and complete bullshit. Sitting on some awkward chicks lap and asking her dumb questions? What's so hilarious about that? Cringe worthy as fuck
This is literally one of the best monologues on SNL I've seen, she was always in control and didn't make it cringe once, which sometimes happens during these monologues. And it was funny obviously
And i have mostly mixed feelings for this.
Fired
Genius.
Silverman's falling in love with her own reflection, here.
I'm sorry, I found this completely boring, but I'm glad everyone else in the comments section loved it
Who is that cutie pie behind lindsey. He's so cute
i sure hate the blonde over her shoulder straining forward to be seen on tv
Lisa cdn best comment ever
Stop stealing my thunder with your evidently amazing word skills Lisah.
Classic Silverman.
that cute gay couple at 2:19
Having a serious crush on the blond guy
How do you (and 25 others) know they're a gay couple?
Thought I was the only one 😍
All the negative stuff people put wow imagine being full of jealousy and having no life wat a shame
"Keep going, be creative" LOL.
Funny monologue, but I'm a little disappointed that Pete Davidson wasn't featured on the episode, especially after his successful debut. Why wasn't he put on the show?
That's how snl goes, he'll have been in a couple of things that got cut between dress and air.there was a lack of kate mckinnon last week, and she's been the shows MVP for like 2 years.
But Kate was in the Chris Pratt episode. Pete was not in a single sketch.
true but nowhere near enough,
@@rajithmaligaspepete davidson sucks though so the more they have him out the better
silvermanception..........i'll get my coat....
nice legs
Everyone has different tastes in humour however the comments on here are purely racist.
I love her for her wittiness and sarcasm and definitely the truth.
That blonde sitting to the left of Sarah and Lindsay is gorgeous.
Wait, Wally was on SNL before Late Night with Seth?
She is like the MASK and an ANIMANIAC
You know, I think women are just regular people but just more beautiful...
i love you
really funny monologue
I'm not a huge fan of Silverman, but I _definitely_ think she's the direction female comedians should be going in to break the stereotype against them: Don't make your whole act about "being a woman", don't trash men, just... and I know this is a radical concept, but ... just be _funny._
I’m a simple man 👨, I see Sarah... I press like ❤️
3 of my favorite traits, funny, smart, and good looking.
The blonde on the first row (lindsey row) isn't she Elizabeth Banks?
I thought that too but I don't think it's her...
that outfit is so hawt! yas
7:06 so so ^^
Did that woman fully consent before Sarah Silverman sat on her lap on live TV?
Dr she had an opportunity to say no, without any pressure.
i am polish jw, thanks
6:23 Moe Aweys asked me the same thing too. Yeah of course I plan a han solo album
Don't you mean "Turds with Friends"
Love the Lady Silverman :) ... I have a proper sweet spot for her, even though I'm rather too young perhaps haha!
still the most creative
Am I the only one who cheered when she mentioned dinosaurs
Fit.
I'm seriously mesmerized by that blond guy with the shaved sides that somehow make him not a tad bit more harsh looking at all, the smart overcoat that's shows one seemingly golden button, the luminous and sweet waggish face and smile and the unmistakenable twinkle in his eyes!
I wish and want to know what his life is all about... especially the little things. I imagine it to be, in some surprising, effortlessly natural way only slightly paradoxal way, both alternately somewhat solemnly grave and absolutely lighthearted and inquisitively wondrous and slightly naive, interchanging at a moment's whim.
I long to sit with him at the far corner of the counter of a modern, sophisticated and spacious hotelbar where the abundent lights are soothingly, very pleasently dimmed for the not-too-late (but late enough so that all but perhaps a few taciturn and lonesome guests have already retired themselves for some time) hour of the night and talk, in a calm, subdued tone of voice, about intimate, personal and fleeting anecdotal minor events in our lives (mostly his) which are otherwise unimportant details to others.
I also wish and want Sarah Silverman to read out all I've just written with her most heartfelt delivery as she does so well to a camera.
She and Lindsay are friends, aren't they?
7:29 I still have problems there
5:25 What should she do with that anyway?
Hopefully I didn't ruin your Emmy slumber!
Is it really necessary to penalty us with that weird FPS rate SNL?
Vanellope!!
Was all of this improvised????
3.22. you're making my leg numb,
So creative.