Tips On Butthole Bleaching w/ Jordan Jensen | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 148

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  • Опубликовано: 30 дек 2024

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  • @kstrazz3552
    @kstrazz3552 Год назад +73

    Really nice of Jordan to interview Chrissy

  • @robynhall3347
    @robynhall3347 Год назад +100

    So odd to get to hear Jordan get to speak without Ian interrupting her every 4 seconds 😂

    • @napoleondynamite6993
      @napoleondynamite6993 2 месяца назад

      True

    • @JoseConseco-w6y
      @JoseConseco-w6y Месяц назад +1

      Right !! They need to split up . She’s surpassing him and dude is just tryna bring her down .

    • @napoleondynamite6993
      @napoleondynamite6993 Месяц назад

      @@JoseConseco-w6y she could just do another pod without breaking up tho.

  • @Jacqie_Lee
    @Jacqie_Lee Год назад +53

    I wouldn't have guessed it, but these 2 together are GREAT!!

    • @Jacqie_Lee
      @Jacqie_Lee Год назад +1

      I love em each separately, but just wouldn't have thought they'd have the chemistry they do!

  • @DrFletchington
    @DrFletchington Год назад +76

    Jordan and Stavvy are far and away this year's breakthrough comedians. Great show.

    • @havingfunisnthard
      @havingfunisnthard Год назад +3

      Hell yeah. Gotta add that Tim Dillon’s live show was the best standup set I’ve ever seen, laughed harder than I ever have.

  • @UncleDeadly1031
    @UncleDeadly1031 Год назад +255

    Jordan has great jokes and is an awesome comic, but her citing Andrew Schultz, completely seriously, as the go-to example of a very straight man may be the funniest thing she’s ever said.

    • @beercavetech
      @beercavetech Год назад +13

      Yeah he’s a soy boy compared to a Tom Segura or Shane Gillis lol

    • @Pipedream44
      @Pipedream44 Год назад

      @@beercavetechAndrew Schultz is overrated as hell… but are you a grown man using a phrase like soy boy? The word cringe is way overused, but that is a cringe fucking thing.

    • @RAIDERinc.
      @RAIDERinc. Год назад +5

      It’s bizarre.

    • @CC-ge5fo
      @CC-ge5fo Год назад +23

      @@beercavetechsegura is an act. Gillis is just a bro

    • @Engelverse
      @Engelverse Год назад +12

      @laredopotatothat’s actually exactly what it does

  • @kennethrudibaugh
    @kennethrudibaugh Год назад +71

    Monday is for Chrissy and Bad Friends 👏🏼

  • @gregmoon4470
    @gregmoon4470 Год назад +23

    Great chemistry with this guest. Bring her back ASAP!

    • @VAMPZDJ
      @VAMPZDJ Год назад +6

      You should check out Bein Ian with Jordan. It's amazing

  • @seanw2823
    @seanw2823 Год назад +15

    I may of fallen in love with Jordan the last few weeks She has an amazing personality. My cheeks heart from laughing

    • @HighFeeline
      @HighFeeline 2 месяца назад +2

      She’s gorgeous and no makeup

  • @zacfincik3089
    @zacfincik3089 Год назад +6

    One of my favorite episodes in a while!
    Jordan and Chrissy are hilarious.

  • @Mylesfinch
    @Mylesfinch Год назад +36

    Wow Jordan is so patience and an active listener. I would've interrupted him so many times while he rambled

    • @brittanywilson1796
      @brittanywilson1796 Год назад +20

      Her cohost is Ian. She has a lot of practice.

    • @NoName5330
      @NoName5330 Год назад +3

      He has super bad adhd lol

    • @brittanywilson1796
      @brittanywilson1796 Год назад +2

      @@NoName5330 well he needs to treat it cuz it makes for bad podcasting with guests.

    • @Pipedream44
      @Pipedream44 Год назад

      Your coworkers are aware.

    • @NoName5330
      @NoName5330 Год назад +2

      @@brittanywilson1796 nah he's doing just fine

  • @eljay2008
    @eljay2008 Год назад +16

    Jordans the fuckin man 😂

  • @The-Carrot
    @The-Carrot Год назад +24

    oh my GOD did Jordan actually get Chrissy to kinda actually finally really seriously admit he's a little gay?!?? like we've all known it for years and we all know it'll come out (lol) eventually but WOW I'm so impressed by this PROGRESS!! Good job Jordan!!

  • @mykmcgrane
    @mykmcgrane Год назад +8

    "What the hell are ya doin?! Get a poop in a butt!"
    -Jordan Jensen's best misfire.

  • @TreeShark
    @TreeShark 9 месяцев назад +1

    Fantastic choice of guests! She’s amazing!

  • @CheechElMexicano
    @CheechElMexicano Год назад +12

    I love you Jordan Jensen ❤️❤️❤️

  • @Garcial232
    @Garcial232 Год назад +15

    @9:00 I had an anal wart in HS and I found out it was HPV. My mom was with me at the Dr appointment and I could feel her thinking i was gay as she sobbed at the news of my anal wart.

    • @crackthefoundation_
      @crackthefoundation_ Год назад +2

      😂im sorry

    • @rawdog9674
      @rawdog9674 Год назад

      Probably something you should keep to yourself... Yikes.

    • @Evjen97
      @Evjen97 Год назад +4

      @@rawdog9674where’s the fun in that

    • @Garcial232
      @Garcial232 Год назад

      @@Evjen97 amen

    • @fartfarple
      @fartfarple Год назад

      ​@@rawdog9674oh yeah rawdog? Thought you'd like that comment🤣 all jokes

  • @kyroseven
    @kyroseven Год назад +16

    I could feel the Venetia discomfort through my screen when Jordan was making those interracial jokes towards the end and she's not even on camera. 😂

    • @selenafan199
      @selenafan199 Год назад +1

      I'm not familiar with her comedy but I think the "smells" was too far lol

    • @ScuffedLandlord
      @ScuffedLandlord Год назад +5

      ​@selenafan199 every race has stereotypes that the other races smell. Research has been done to show this is a natural biological response. Groups smell differently, we evolved separately for thousands of years, and of course it is evolutionarily practical to be able to smell the out-group.

  • @zacharybishop4329
    @zacharybishop4329 Год назад +3

    Them saying butt warts so many times in 2 minutes fucking killed me 😂

    • @pizzamilf
      @pizzamilf 5 месяцев назад

      I was at work listening to that part and had to quickly reach for the volume. Hahaha

  • @UmitFatima
    @UmitFatima 3 месяца назад

    I still can't get over Jordan Jensen being on Cheek Clappers, the #1 Comedy Podcast in The World

  • @suezeeeeee
    @suezeeeeee Год назад +2

    This was a GREAT episode- you both vibe really good!! ❤❤❤

  • @Jo-sv6uw
    @Jo-sv6uw 11 месяцев назад +1

    algorithm is complete- i have an f150 & a harley & am a straight woman who runs a plumbing business- jordan jensen; you are my people 🤗

  • @PretENDOgolf
    @PretENDOgolf Год назад +2

    Lol few weeks now to figure out how to use mics.
    Love jordan, another great episode

  • @SemihKiymet
    @SemihKiymet 3 месяца назад

    Jordan on Cheek Clappers was a crossover I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED IN MY LIFE

  • @kaithoudek8410
    @kaithoudek8410 Год назад

    Oh my gosh I love her 😂 the TSA store was perfection, and picturing Jordan banging on your car window screaming in your face like a true New Yorker is just *chefs kiss*

  • @heatherrrainwater
    @heatherrrainwater Год назад +3

    Great way to start a Monday morning!

  • @hiphopfaerie
    @hiphopfaerie Год назад +6

    Pitch ur comedy show about your life again!! I LOVED the pilot you released here on ur channel and wanted more!!!

  • @nerdherd6771
    @nerdherd6771 8 месяцев назад

    Jordan so ducking funny.please watch more of her. Love it

  • @ZiyaMustafa-o2y
    @ZiyaMustafa-o2y 3 месяца назад

    Jordan Jensen on Cheek Clappers Podcast changed my life

  • @thekillers1stfan
    @thekillers1stfan 6 месяцев назад +1

    If you're new to Jordan's insanity go look up the episode of the Being Ian (w/Jordan) podcast called "Pig Roast Funeral" it's one of the funniest stories I've ever heard in my life. Literally cried laughing twice when I first saw it

  • @asorsh3
    @asorsh3 3 месяца назад +1

    Jordan is the best female comic 🙌

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 Год назад

    Love these two together !!

  • @jake.notfromstatefarm
    @jake.notfromstatefarm 4 месяца назад +1

    27:47 Missed opportunity for "Lez Rez"

  • @goudyfivecoats3789
    @goudyfivecoats3789 Год назад +5

    Jordan is the best 😂

  • @terryharding4185
    @terryharding4185 7 месяцев назад

    SETH!! Thats some slick piloting!! 🔥🔥🔥 44Club!!!

  • @Hannah-ij1lx
    @Hannah-ij1lx Год назад +4

    I LOVE JORDAN CONTENT 💕

  • @MullaneyCycleWorksllc
    @MullaneyCycleWorksllc Год назад

    Two of my favorite right here!

  • @armandogarcia1999
    @armandogarcia1999 Год назад +1

    Jordan went off at the end 😂

  • @ShaynerG
    @ShaynerG Год назад +2

    Jordan must’ve picked up on how lib V is! She really leaned into some crazy shit there at the end!! 🤣🙈

  • @keshiaf282
    @keshiaf282 Год назад +10

    I am both a jordan & Chrissy STAN! I clicked on this so goddamn fast - before I even had coffee👍 thanks babes

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox Год назад +1

      Chrissy’s hair… looking super handsome !!

  • @andrewstraney6800
    @andrewstraney6800 3 месяца назад

    Chrissy made the thumbnail of Jordan look like the wizard of oz’s scarecrow! You did her dirty Chrissy

  • @dntgvafuk89
    @dntgvafuk89 Год назад

    You guys are great together, more Jordan as a guest please

  • @Chainmail13
    @Chainmail13 5 месяцев назад

    I love Jaz laughing in the background

  • @danieljamescreek
    @danieljamescreek Год назад +3

    Love Jordan. Great get Chrissy

  • @himoragenma6416
    @himoragenma6416 Год назад

    Wonder how much Jordan spends on her hair, it's ALWAYS GREAT!!!👏👍👏👍

  • @bobmarvin7498
    @bobmarvin7498 Год назад

    Chrissy Chaos + Jordan Chaos = good time...

  • @christafurden
    @christafurden 10 месяцев назад

    Just discovered one of her sets and she had me ROLLING… love the babes but haven’t watched them in a while. Saw her name and imagined the hilarity mixed with chaos… had to sneak a peak 😉 good choice crissy!

  • @drgonzo1971
    @drgonzo1971 Год назад +1

    56:08 - Glad my hometown of Augusta triggers a "WHAT?" reaction from New Yorkers

  • @bt3768
    @bt3768 Год назад +1

    Saw Jordan a while back. What a great show it was! ❤️

  • @ApexG321
    @ApexG321 Год назад

    That Tom Segura line at the end was hilarious. I really hope it's true. 😂

  • @DK-gy4vz
    @DK-gy4vz Год назад +1

    Please release some new merch! My colonial Chrissy shirt is fire . That Boston shirt was cool as well.

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 Год назад

    FANTASTIC STUFF!!!!!! 😅😅😅

  • @dot_t
    @dot_t Год назад +4

    Great episode! Jordan fucking rocks!!! ❤️✨

  • @SenaYildirim-j9h
    @SenaYildirim-j9h 3 месяца назад

    I will never forget where I was on 9/11, because that is also where I was when I heard Jordan on the Cheek Clappers podcast for the first time

  • @TaylorJohnHardin
    @TaylorJohnHardin 7 месяцев назад +1

    Either they predicted the future or a Netflix executive literally gave Shane a show because of this lolol shoutout Tires

  • @arianacharry2881
    @arianacharry2881 Год назад +3

    I fucking love Jordan

  • @getupinit2585
    @getupinit2585 Год назад +1

    Jordi Jensi!!! Love it 🎉

  • @LegacyOrchestraCollective
    @LegacyOrchestraCollective Год назад

    I went to high school with Morgan and Morgan kids. Now I’m hearing Chrissy talking about their ads?! 😂 wild.

  • @raqueldeshow9678
    @raqueldeshow9678 Год назад

    I need that outdo track. It's a banger

  • @svatandoost
    @svatandoost Год назад +1

    So great !

  • @otjunior
    @otjunior Год назад +2

    “Lesbian commune” now there’s your reality show!!

  • @voodooladyink6869
    @voodooladyink6869 Год назад

    This was such a great ep, I can't possibly address it all. I would love to be Jordan's PA. Shanks, loves. MERRY KWANZICHRISTIKA!!

  • @robertj2444
    @robertj2444 Год назад

    Jordan is a very interesting person. Happy Holidays everyone 🎅🤶🧑‍🎄🎉

  • @cavemanchris9045
    @cavemanchris9045 Год назад +2

    Chrissy's hair lookin totes mcgoates 👍👍

  • @ElT1greVerde
    @ElT1greVerde Год назад +3

    Jordan Jensen presents "Property Lesbians" :D

  • @TrashParadiseKing
    @TrashParadiseKing Год назад +5

    Yo what happened to Titi Jerry? Hope she ok

    • @brimi23
      @brimi23 Год назад +3

      Asking the real questions. I miss the Chrissy+titi+pimp episodes

  • @JoseConseco-w6y
    @JoseConseco-w6y Месяц назад

    Late to the pod. But tires is pretty funny Shane and Stavy baby !!

  • @bigpoppa312
    @bigpoppa312 3 месяца назад

    One reason why we teach little ones about their bodies is because they need to learn the proper terms for everything. Cases with kids who have been physically or sexually abused have been thrown out simply because they didn’t call their private parts by the proper terms

  • @Steveatetheicecream
    @Steveatetheicecream Год назад +3

    Now we’re doing it right

  • @StephieNeedsAdventure
    @StephieNeedsAdventure Год назад

    we've gotta get Jordan on WHGS w/ Ashley Gavin!

  • @JamieSilva1
    @JamieSilva1 Год назад +1

    33:39 absolutely agree 😂👏🏼

  • @WingZero1
    @WingZero1 Год назад +2

    Was this filmed in the summer time😂

  • @OBSaxman
    @OBSaxman Год назад

    "I Don't know what that means I'm a Woman" Chrissy Housewife 😂

  • @joelfromcanada7327
    @joelfromcanada7327 Год назад +1

    Every Tradeswoman ive worked with in construction and carpentry are Awesome

  • @aminshahsavar8348
    @aminshahsavar8348 7 месяцев назад

    its so funny how they say shane gillis should get his own netflix show similar to gilly an keeves and 5 months later its literally coming out, They called it thats awesome

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Год назад +1

    Mom is lookin great😍

  • @patrickyoung2815
    @patrickyoung2815 Год назад

    Awesome ending

  • @schingh1973
    @schingh1973 Год назад +1

    I saw Jordan with Bobby Lee and Santino. She was great!!

  • @MusaMeliha
    @MusaMeliha 3 месяца назад

    What's better, this or her appearance on Cheek Clappers?

  • @zephyrleapold6796
    @zephyrleapold6796 Год назад

    Would like to see them add more dampening to cut down the reverb in there.

  • @virgillray9570
    @virgillray9570 Месяц назад

    Jokes about Netflix stealing the idea for giving a good comdian a show right before Shane gets his.. 👀👀

  • @michaelruggiero8284
    @michaelruggiero8284 11 месяцев назад

    ! am absolutely in love with this women!!❤ Chris you are beautiful

  • @DomesticatedAnimal
    @DomesticatedAnimal Год назад +1

    They say “Warts” 15 times in 1 minute 🎉

  • @danielpaone6022
    @danielpaone6022 Год назад +3

    I foresee a great opportunity for an Austin Powers bit where behind the curtain Chrissy goes hold on a second we got to clean this out first and then starts pulling random objects from behind the curtain before doing the bleaching lol

  • @robertallenburton7455
    @robertallenburton7455 Год назад

    There's a really cool State Park near Ithaca where you can walk trails with cliffs on both sides of you like something out of an Indiana Jones movie and it also has clean stream to swim in with a waterfall you can jump off of.

  • @keithst.laurent9024
    @keithst.laurent9024 9 месяцев назад

    When Jordan realizes who Chrissy’s friend is.

  • @NazimGonca
    @NazimGonca 3 месяца назад

    How did Jordan manage to get herself on the Cheek Clappers Podcast? Her agent must be really well connected

  • @poisonousnut
    @poisonousnut Год назад +5

    FINALLY!!
    an episode with JUST chrissy and the guest. this is what every episode should be.

  • @kellystevens3194
    @kellystevens3194 Год назад +2

    Can Chrissy play Jordan’s Dad!?

  • @jkatzbeats4130
    @jkatzbeats4130 Год назад

    Love the setup. Audio sounds very roomy tho

  • @OptionalDilemma
    @OptionalDilemma Год назад +2

    Why give Chrissy more money? He has enough lmao.

  • @BooTz303
    @BooTz303 Год назад

    Yooo shoutout Salem! Shoutout shit town's! 🤙

  • @christianscacchetti9178
    @christianscacchetti9178 Год назад +1

    I need a Titi Jerry update 😢

  • @Benjamin.S.S.
    @Benjamin.S.S. Год назад +1

    Chrissy, take a vacation or something because WOW, it seems like you really don't want to pod anymore. I say this outta love bro.

  • @Jo-sv6uw
    @Jo-sv6uw 11 месяцев назад

    i thought it was a space weapon to be honest🤣

  • @markjohnson-rz2sc
    @markjohnson-rz2sc Год назад +1

    Guys. Their sitcom is step by step. Just have have Suzanne sommers as the more fem mom that goes to a butch mom . Patrick Duffy is the perfect dad.

  • @katelyndenight1819
    @katelyndenight1819 11 месяцев назад

    My dad has survived 2 motorcycle accidents and wasn’t wearing a helmet both times

  • @Chris-pi7fm
    @Chris-pi7fm 6 месяцев назад

    1,2,3... Was funny

  • @MsBritanie73
    @MsBritanie73 Год назад

    Girl .. Colombian AND combat vet Marine? 🚩🚩. Not gonna lie...🔥🔥🤣😂

  • @calculatechaos
    @calculatechaos Год назад

    Chris didn't stop talking for an hour lol

  • @marcusfusco1441
    @marcusfusco1441 Год назад +1

    I was at the ithaca show on mushrooms. The first thing cannon accused the audience of was being all white and on mushrooms. He was not far off