Tips On Butthole Bleaching w/ Jordan Jensen | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 148
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
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Chris loves having guests on that he deems more manly than himself so he had on Jordan Jensem. the motorcycle driving, house-building comedian who puts Chrissy to shame when it comes to use of hands. Jordan and Chris talk about Jordan's upbringing in Upstate New York, doing a podcast with Ian Fidance and the process behind bleaching one's butthole.
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Really nice of Jordan to interview Chrissy
The handsomest comedian out there and Chrissy D.
I wouldn't have guessed it, but these 2 together are GREAT!!
I love em each separately, but just wouldn't have thought they'd have the chemistry they do!
So odd to get to hear Jordan get to speak without Ian interrupting her every 4 seconds 😂
Jordan and Stavvy are far and away this year's breakthrough comedians. Great show.
Hell yeah. Gotta add that Tim Dillon’s live show was the best standup set I’ve ever seen, laughed harder than I ever have.
Jordan has great jokes and is an awesome comic, but her citing Andrew Schultz, completely seriously, as the go-to example of a very straight man may be the funniest thing she’s ever said.
Yeah he’s a soy boy compared to a Tom Segura or Shane Gillis lol
@@beercavetechAndrew Schultz is overrated as hell… but are you a grown man using a phrase like soy boy? The word cringe is way overused, but that is a cringe fucking thing.
It’s bizarre.
@@beercavetechsegura is an act. Gillis is just a bro
@laredopotatothat’s actually exactly what it does
I may of fallen in love with Jordan the last few weeks She has an amazing personality. My cheeks heart from laughing
Great chemistry with this guest. Bring her back ASAP!
You should check out Bein Ian with Jordan. It's amazing
Monday is for Chrissy and Bad Friends 👏🏼
And Kill Tony, lol.
Why did he change it from Tuesdays to Mondays
Wow Jordan is so patience and an active listener. I would've interrupted him so many times while he rambled
Her cohost is Ian. She has a lot of practice.
He has super bad adhd lol
@@NoName5330 well he needs to treat it cuz it makes for bad podcasting with guests.
Your coworkers are aware.
@@brittanywilson1796 nah he's doing just fine
oh my GOD did Jordan actually get Chrissy to kinda actually finally really seriously admit he's a little gay?!?? like we've all known it for years and we all know it'll come out (lol) eventually but WOW I'm so impressed by this PROGRESS!! Good job Jordan!!
That's gross
One of my favorite episodes in a while!
Jordan and Chrissy are hilarious.
"What the hell are ya doin?! Get a poop in a butt!"
-Jordan Jensen's best misfire.
I could feel the Venetia discomfort through my screen when Jordan was making those interracial jokes towards the end and she's not even on camera. 😂
I'm not familiar with her comedy but I think the "smells" was too far lol
@selenafan199 every race has stereotypes that the other races smell. Research has been done to show this is a natural biological response. Groups smell differently, we evolved separately for thousands of years, and of course it is evolutionarily practical to be able to smell the out-group.
Jordans the fuckin man 😂
I love you Jordan Jensen ❤️❤️❤️
Them saying butt warts so many times in 2 minutes fucking killed me 😂
I was at work listening to that part and had to quickly reach for the volume. Hahaha
Fantastic choice of guests! She’s amazing!
I am both a jordan & Chrissy STAN! I clicked on this so goddamn fast - before I even had coffee👍 thanks babes
Chrissy’s hair… looking super handsome !!
algorithm is complete- i have an f150 & a harley & am a straight woman who runs a plumbing business- jordan jensen; you are my people 🤗
Oh my gosh I love her 😂 the TSA store was perfection, and picturing Jordan banging on your car window screaming in your face like a true New Yorker is just *chefs kiss*
@9:00 I had an anal wart in HS and I found out it was HPV. My mom was with me at the Dr appointment and I could feel her thinking i was gay as she sobbed at the news of my anal wart.
😂im sorry
Probably something you should keep to yourself... Yikes.
@@rawdog9674where’s the fun in that
@@Evjen97 amen
@@rawdog9674oh yeah rawdog? Thought you'd like that comment🤣 all jokes
Pitch ur comedy show about your life again!! I LOVED the pilot you released here on ur channel and wanted more!!!
Lol few weeks now to figure out how to use mics.
Love jordan, another great episode
Jordan is the best 😂
This was a GREAT episode- you both vibe really good!! ❤❤❤
Jordan must’ve picked up on how lib V is! She really leaned into some crazy shit there at the end!! 🤣🙈
I LOVE JORDAN CONTENT 💕
I love Jaz laughing in the background
Jordan went off at the end 😂
Yo what happened to Titi Jerry? Hope she ok
Asking the real questions. I miss the Chrissy+titi+pimp episodes
Love Jordan. Great get Chrissy
56:08 - Glad my hometown of Augusta triggers a "WHAT?" reaction from New Yorkers
Great way to start a Monday morning!
27:47 Missed opportunity for "Lez Rez"
FINALLY!!
an episode with JUST chrissy and the guest. this is what every episode should be.
Saw Jordan a while back. What a great show it was! ❤️
You guys are great together, more Jordan as a guest please
I went to high school with Morgan and Morgan kids. Now I’m hearing Chrissy talking about their ads?! 😂 wild.
Great episode! Jordan fucking rocks!!! ❤️✨
Now we’re doing it right
Jordan Jensen presents "Property Lesbians" :D
That Tom Segura line at the end was hilarious. I really hope it's true. 😂
Jordan so ducking funny.please watch more of her. Love it
Jordi Jensi!!! Love it 🎉
I fucking love Jordan
SETH!! Thats some slick piloting!! 🔥🔥🔥 44Club!!!
Just discovered one of her sets and she had me ROLLING… love the babes but haven’t watched them in a while. Saw her name and imagined the hilarity mixed with chaos… had to sneak a peak 😉 good choice crissy!
Wonder how much Jordan spends on her hair, it's ALWAYS GREAT!!!👏👍👏👍
Love these two together !!
Two of my favorite right here!
Please release some new merch! My colonial Chrissy shirt is fire . That Boston shirt was cool as well.
Either they predicted the future or a Netflix executive literally gave Shane a show because of this lolol shoutout Tires
33:39 absolutely agree 😂👏🏼
So great !
Chrissy Chaos + Jordan Chaos = good time...
“Lesbian commune” now there’s your reality show!!
This was such a great ep, I can't possibly address it all. I would love to be Jordan's PA. Shanks, loves. MERRY KWANZICHRISTIKA!!
Chrissy's hair lookin totes mcgoates 👍👍
I foresee a great opportunity for an Austin Powers bit where behind the curtain Chrissy goes hold on a second we got to clean this out first and then starts pulling random objects from behind the curtain before doing the bleaching lol
Mom is lookin great😍
Every Tradeswoman ive worked with in construction and carpentry are Awesome
FANTASTIC STUFF!!!!!! 😅😅😅
Jordan is a very interesting person. Happy Holidays everyone 🎅🤶🧑🎄🎉
"I Don't know what that means I'm a Woman" Chrissy Housewife 😂
Awesome ending
we've gotta get Jordan on WHGS w/ Ashley Gavin!
I need that outdo track. It's a banger
I saw Jordan with Bobby Lee and Santino. She was great!!
They say “Warts” 15 times in 1 minute 🎉
Why give Chrissy more money? He has enough lmao.
Was this filmed in the summer time😂
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its so funny how they say shane gillis should get his own netflix show similar to gilly an keeves and 5 months later its literally coming out, They called it thats awesome
This is the funniest pod i’ve seen with Jordan, and its such a relief not having to listen to Ian at the same time for once.
If you're new to Jordan's insanity go look up the episode of the Being Ian (w/Jordan) podcast called "Pig Roast Funeral" it's one of the funniest stories I've ever heard in my life. Literally cried laughing twice when I first saw it
Chrissy, take a vacation or something because WOW, it seems like you really don't want to pod anymore. I say this outta love bro.
Can Chrissy play Jordan’s Dad!?
I need a Titi Jerry update 😢
When Jordan realizes who Chrissy’s friend is.
1,2,3... Was funny
Would like to see them add more dampening to cut down the reverb in there.
Love Jordan❤❤❤
i thought it was a space weapon to be honest🤣
There's a really cool State Park near Ithaca where you can walk trails with cliffs on both sides of you like something out of an Indiana Jones movie and it also has clean stream to swim in with a waterfall you can jump off of.
Love the setup. Audio sounds very roomy tho
The guy who called in 2nd for the call-in segment sounded like he called the wrong number.
When in Reno look up " EROS for Jaden
Yooo shoutout Salem! Shoutout shit town's! 🤙
My dad has survived 2 motorcycle accidents and wasn’t wearing a helmet both times
Jordan you are my inspiration
I was at the ithaca show on mushrooms. The first thing cannon accused the audience of was being all white and on mushrooms. He was not far off
I miss living room Chaos
Guys. Their sitcom is step by step. Just have have Suzanne sommers as the more fem mom that goes to a butch mom . Patrick Duffy is the perfect dad.
Gotta stop the career talk, man. Im begging you. It's not funny. That's WHY im listening. I'll settle for interesting, but...chatting about tv show sales schemes is the OPPOSITE of interesting. Jordan deserved...better, brother. Still love you.
Youre one of my favorites. I care enough to say something. It's an easy fix. Nothing to cry in the shower about.
Gotta big ole crush on Jordan Jensen wonder what that says about me
Hires someone 25 years in the biz and Chris' camera still isnt 60fps? The guest cam is 60fps weirdly enough, so why not the main one on Chris? lmao
Why have 60fps on something that isn't face passed. Just a waste of data.
Jordan with the quality feet content 😍
Chris didn't stop talking for an hour lol
Why is she so far from the desk? It’s tripping me out a little bit. Love Jordan! She’s the best!
! am absolutely in love with this women!!❤ Chris you are beautiful