Chud Hucksley - A Little Bit Of Rubber Never Hurt Anybody (AI Song)

Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Well I took a night out, and I drank some dollaritas,
Then I hitched a ride home with a goth mamacita.
But I was full of regret, and I was riddled with fear
When she took her big Jim, and she put it up my rear!
[Chorus]
I got pegged by a alt-metal hottie
With big fat knockers and a rockin' body
But dreams can fade and things go wrong
When it comes to pretty women, and molded rubber shlongs.
[Verse 2]
When I fumbled into work on the very next mornin'
I was walkin' with a limp, and my booty cheeks were hurtin'
I was plannin' an excuse for my funky lookin' gait
But the fellas had some questions and they really couldn't wait
[Verse 3]
They starting catchin' on that somethin' wasn't right,
So I scooted somewhere else where they couldn't pick a fight,
But my stomach started churnin' so things were lookin' grim.
If only I knew that some trouble would begin.
[Chorus]
I shit my pants at work if I'm not mistakin'
Cause I was pegged by a goth till my legs were shakin'
And I'd take it all back if I only could,
Instead of takin' some alt girl's silicone wood.
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