I was cackling so hard when i heard this story xD just him trying to do his job when randomly asked "sexy teacher or sexy secretary" xD like who thinks its appropriate to ask a retail worker this?
When that kid got older, he might have thought about how he asked Wade that so casually and felt embarrassed thinking that he did that. At least that's what I would think if I did that, but I probably would never ask that in the first place
I find myself thinking that the guy who asked for advice actually asked the cashier (Wade's coworker) and he was thinking "God help me" so just threw it straight to Wade.
@@rekyu3d541 I take it you didn't listen to the video/distractible podcast and instead opted to go to teh comments first. alright I don't trust you now
That would make perfect sense. A few times in a public restroom, I've seen numbers written on the stall walls with "call me for sex". This was in men's restroom too XD
Probably similar to how Wade looked in his earliest videos, which he used some clips on while talking about ten years on RUclips (easier to find than scrolling). I think he seemed approachable and attractive but I don't know what drove strangers to ask for sex tips 😅
This reminds me of a story where I was working on putting movies on the wall and a guy came up to me with a box of xl condoms and first asked if we can take apple pay, which I said no to since we don't, then he asked me if I could pay it for him saying how he absolutely had to have sex with his girlfriend and I am like no, so he puts down the box and walks away. I felt so awkward while he asked me the questions and all I could think was how I just want him to leave me alone while I work on stocking items. Also an hour later I thought I could have asked him if he was sure that they were the correct size for him. This is in Walmart in the electronics section, which is pretty far from where we keep the condoms, so I think he was trying to make me feel uncomfortable, which admittedly did work because I don't want to talk about condoms with customers while trying to work.
I mean... Wade is the sexiest of the three overall. Mark comes in a close second, but Wade ultimately comes out on top. 😂 What about Bob?? *shrug* What about Bob? 😂😂
The start of him mentioning UDF- worked there for abt 6 months, it was… something The one I worked at selling condoms maybe a year ago- ad multiple boxes had been found in bathrooms :|
@loki4807 okay, you're either referencing something like a show or movie I don't know about or just getting the mythology way off. Thor is in no way Loki's brother. Loki is Odin's brother by oath, but is the child of two Jotun, Laufey and Farbauti
man it was already embarrassing for Wade that he made this godawful fake story up to begin with, but they clipped this garbage?? it's sad that fans will let anything slide just because they identify with someone
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i’m so glad wade gave us instructions on what he was wearing so we can dress in what is apparently the sexiest attire.
UDF Rizz
Most obscure possible Halloween costume
The phrase "Wade matting season" shouldn't be SO funny to me... but it is 😂
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LOL ikr😂😂😂
Well, he is married.
I was cackling so hard when i heard this story xD just him trying to do his job when randomly asked "sexy teacher or sexy secretary" xD like who thinks its appropriate to ask a retail worker this?
They became blood brothers when he gave that guy advice. If his advice was right the first time, surely he'll share his wisdom again.
I had a guy at walmart ask where the toys for the little soldier were. I was confused and sent him to the children's aisle.
@@Tukenfarben It was a different guy though xD
@@homerman76 word spread i guess xD
literally nobody thinks it's appropriate because this story is very blatantly fake
Mark's mostly silent time listening to these stories couple with Bob's chuckling makes it that much better
I vote we now refer to Wade as a "sexual tyrannosaurus" from here on out.
I second the motion.
Nice 7 Days to DIE reference.
@@loki4807 Nope, actually a Predator reference
@@Inky_88 Well 7 days to die has a skill called sexual Tyrannosaurus.
@@loki4807 ah i see, they were probably referring to the Predator movie though, seeing the context of this video
So last week, when Bob said "sigma alpha wade," he was actually referring to this story here. Understandable
of course wade gets around...TO GET HIS MOM'S PREGNANCY TEST 🤭
Well your name checks out
Out of context this could be taken in the worst freaking way possible
Wade and his ice cream scooping riz
Something about how that ice cream melts onto Wades hands really gets kids thinking
I guess you could say he…got the scoops
When that kid got older, he might have thought about how he asked Wade that so casually and felt embarrassed thinking that he did that. At least that's what I would think if I did that, but I probably would never ask that in the first place
It’d be way funnier if he saw this 😂
I find myself thinking that the guy who asked for advice actually asked the cashier (Wade's coworker) and he was thinking "God help me" so just threw it straight to Wade.
This needs to be turned into an animation
Distractible is the best podcast to listen too while hungover
10/10 would listen again
The love Guru of the UDF.
Where the Ice-Cream isn’t the only thing getting covered in nuts.
Where the Vanilla isn't the only thing that's creamy.
Wade mating season sounds intriguing
I always forget Bob's closing line on this and every time I hear it it's like hearing it for the first time and I loose it. 🤣
The thumbnail almost killed me. I was in the gym when the notification popped up and I almost dropped my weight on myself
That kid is a chad LMAO
The confidence is crazy
If I had a nickel evertime Wade had an interesting story including condom's I would have 2 , which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
THAT'S BECAUSE IT DIDN'T LMAO WTF
@@rekyu3d541 I take it you didn't listen to the video/distractible podcast and instead opted to go to teh comments first.
alright I don't trust you now
I love that I read this in Doof's voice
I read "ice cream sex god" and got scared but jesus christ that was worth it
The big scoop was not the Ice cream but the news Wade got game! Xp
No the proper sexy role play is apparently naughty ice cream man.
I’m surprised wade didn’t say “Are you a cop?” or something. If anything it’s likely a test set by his boss to see if wade should be fired
For doing what? It's not illegal to sell condoms
I laughed so much at this, especially when I saw the title. 😂
They was probably a message in the bathroom like for sex advice ask wade XD
That would make perfect sense. A few times in a public restroom, I've seen numbers written on the stall walls with "call me for sex". This was in men's restroom too XD
I wish they showed a picture of what Wade looked like at the time (he must have looked extremely sexy or something)
afro.
Probably similar to how Wade looked in his earliest videos, which he used some clips on while talking about ten years on RUclips (easier to find than scrolling). I think he seemed approachable and attractive but I don't know what drove strangers to ask for sex tips 😅
Not really sure what I was expecting with the title 😂
Let's play football
Wade is a Gigachad!
Not me getting an Adam and Eve advertisement before this smfh 💀
MAN that title goes hard. XD
This reminds me of a story where I was working on putting movies on the wall and a guy came up to me with a box of xl condoms and first asked if we can take apple pay, which I said no to since we don't, then he asked me if I could pay it for him saying how he absolutely had to have sex with his girlfriend and I am like no, so he puts down the box and walks away. I felt so awkward while he asked me the questions and all I could think was how I just want him to leave me alone while I work on stocking items. Also an hour later I thought I could have asked him if he was sure that they were the correct size for him. This is in Walmart in the electronics section, which is pretty far from where we keep the condoms, so I think he was trying to make me feel uncomfortable, which admittedly did work because I don't want to talk about condoms with customers while trying to work.
Man I love that title
What the hell did I just hear from Wade
Well, now they are obligated to ask if he DID get around… 😂
ngl this shit funny af ima subscribe this shit was so fucking bizare
If I heard someone ask me something like that at work or wherever, I'd either freeze, run like hell or laugh my ass off. Damn dude.
I mean... Wade is the sexiest of the three overall. Mark comes in a close second, but Wade ultimately comes out on top. 😂
What about Bob??
*shrug* What about Bob? 😂😂
UDF, is the best honestly with their chocolate ice cream.
guys watch out for the Wade thrist traps lol!
I guess whatever he told the first dude really worked out, so he told the second dude, go there and ask this guy
I can't wait for this to be animated
Title - perfect
We need a company that will discreetly mail you sex supplies, but disguised as "other stuff" like action figurines or pens or something.
Pretty sure there are some out there
I'm surprised nobody has exploited the UDF initials like
'Unbelievable D Fanatics' or 'Unreal Distractable Friends'
I don’t remember the context of this story and the title is unsettling 😂
BRUH I WORK AT WALMART AND I HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ME THREE TIMES IN THE SAME DAY, TWO OF THEM LOOKED 14 AND THE OTHER LOOKED FRESHLY 18-
This kinda reminds me of ice cream Larry but better 😆
Not allowed food breaks, monitored on your breaks... The working culture in the USA is revolting. So much for being the land of the free.
Bob sounded so wasted at the end of the clip omg 😂
Wade is from Cincinnati? Never knew
YYYYOOOO ANOTHER FELLO OHIOIN
Oh my god... 😆poor guy. He was tryin'.
😏 so any tips!?.. asking for a friend.🤣👍
I would of call the manager and had them kicked out like who ask that when their kids there but omg XD wade apparently a sex advice magnet
We know better now. We know it was WUGG season.
Wade it sounds like you worked for Bill Bales like I did lmao
Not allowing time to eat seems like it should be illegal smh.
First 1000, we all love this podcast 🤣
That title contains words that should not be paired with each other.
I wonder if the kid listens to distractible
A+ title.
Alright, what did Wade do now?
And this time he doesn't even know what he did.
The start of him mentioning UDF- worked there for abt 6 months, it was… something
The one I worked at selling condoms maybe a year ago- ad multiple boxes had been found in bathrooms :|
Can we get a animation for this?
Btw wade now that i have you here, how do i get the ladies. You seem to be a guy who knows what he is doing.
Someone call Freya. I found her a mate.
Wade about to march into Fólkvangr and get some
@@nicholasoneal1521 Like Utgard-Loki tried and failed to do. Also Wade is going to have to try to avoid her cats the size of tigers.
@@loki4807 Friend, I think you are confused. I don't Utgard-Loki tried to seduce Freyja
@@nicholasoneal1521 He asked for apples AND her hand in marriage. He would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for my idiot brother: Thor.
@loki4807 okay, you're either referencing something like a show or movie I don't know about or just getting the mythology way off. Thor is in no way Loki's brother. Loki is Odin's brother by oath, but is the child of two Jotun, Laufey and Farbauti
I wonder How many people have had a similar experience??
“I’m sorry, did you grow up in the town from Footloose?”
Was wade ice cream Larry the whole time?
Where did all the videos go
Not too sure if these things are related 😅
LOL funny Distractable I liked this Animation yes!!!!👍😅
Ohio moment
I just realised the episode “thank you” isn’t included in the playlist
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Yeah so udf is basically the same now shitty treatment but it’s good money for an easyish Job
wade prob does get around
Well...which was it? Naughty Teacher or Naughty Secretary???
Also more 7 days to die
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man it was already embarrassing for Wade that he made this godawful fake story up to begin with, but they clipped this garbage?? it's sad that fans will let anything slide just because they identify with someone
And I live near where he worked
I have notifications on and my supervisor saw the notification while I was at work 🥲
How you pray tell do you know he knows?
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 he looked straight at my phone then looked at me funny
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