I'm kinda like that, except my jokes are fucked up. Like my girlfriend will tell me something, then she sees a smile come across my face and she says "goddammit don't, why are you like this" Then I proceed to say some of the most hilariously fucked up shit 😂😂😂
Yeah as if being a white female isn't just as easy if not easier lmao, mfs really don't have any problems so they gotta make up their own problems to feel preoccupied
Zach being Zach.
And their assistant is finally revealed.
Okay
If you were on the Patreon, you would have seen her a lot already
Wait is that Alyssa
@@azrele2973 yep
@@azrele2973 yeah
i never saw her before, cus i'm to piss poor to use patreon
Zach is an irl sit-com character
you're so right bro
And just as scripted
@@ryan2971well yeah cause it's a skit but in their pod for example you can clearly see his improv and wit
And after his surgery he was funny and still high on anesthesia
never let them know your next move
Underrated comment 😂
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Zach is that one friend you want in life
Absolutely.
He is the definition of unpredictable
It’s gotta be some sort of agony constantly thinking in bits, but it produces amazing comics like this guy.
It's a curse not being able to take things seriously
It's unfathomable to me that some people are just naturally extremely creative but he's on eof those people
Yeah I’m friends with one of them and it’s kinda weird how they actually see the world but yes indeed are they the funniest ones
It's agony being funny? Stfu
I'm kinda like that, except my jokes are fucked up. Like my girlfriend will tell me something, then she sees a smile come across my face and she says "goddammit don't, why are you like this" Then I proceed to say some of the most hilariously fucked up shit 😂😂😂
Jared looks like a discount Dave grohl
He looks like a mix between Dave Grohl and Karl Jacobs
Can't unsee it now 😂
And zach looks like a taller Ansel Elgort
Oh my god he does wow
💀
"And don't show up with stuff like this" literally has one night stand 😂
Yes...thats the joke
@astondow3921 WOAH REALLY??? OMG I WISH I REALIZED SOONER
@@st0rm244 Happy to help bud
@@st0rm244 Sorry you didn't get the joke mr obvious.
@@itsonlyhugs9486 what?
the one night stand fucking killed me
bro made jared laugh so hard that his dentures nearly fell out
Zach is this generation's version of Ryan Reynolds
god, I feel old.. I thought they were the same generation..
He’s a millennial…
Zach is a Millennial and Ryan is Gen X 😂
Zach carries their whole channel, whole podcast, and whole friend group. Holy fuck is this guy hilarious
Zach’s entrance was sooo much better than anyone could ever imagine! 😂😂😂
I've never seen this Zach fellow until now.
he's become my hero.
Bro is the definition of "don't let them know your next move"
“Tall white handsome male” side eye
Because she had to make it about gender and race 🥴 as if many Americans literally can't talk about anything else.
@@garaktartv3647 sex. We dont know how he identifies.
@@garaktartv3647am I allowed to claim non-american? I'd definitely rather talk about literally anything else
@@ReasonAboveEverything You’re proving his point
I’m sure the only ppl bothered by this was white males
Zach is so random 😂 his entrance will never be guessed correctly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is so unpredictable and I love it
It is hard being a tall white handsome male.
A friend tell you that
@@mitchc4474 no I had a dream about it once.
@@robertzehmlmao
Count the chins
that is in fact a one nightstand
I get the feeling these guys just laugh to laugh man
I never thought Jared was kinda tall
Literally 😂
So outta pocket 😂😂😂
Seems 2nd girl is repressing some feelings
Yeah as if being a white female isn't just as easy if not easier lmao, mfs really don't have any problems so they gotta make up their own problems to feel preoccupied
Yeah but she’s a bro to them as she is double their weight
@@itzajordan lmao the explanation killed me, no lies detected though
how y'all gonna watch them and be so blatantly disrespectful to their employee
@@megan-wl1ym 🤡
Zach is the physical manifestation of the phrase “never let em know ya next move”
i don’t expect anything less from zach 😭
Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing.
Bro came in with a bedside table in a Mrs. Clause costume I am balling🤣🤣🤣
alissa is such a cutie patootie
The costume was actually pretty tight tho. Going above and beyond there.
Didn't know I was from china😂
2nd one sounds like someone who watches Velma cause for them it’s actually a good show.
Jared as zach is terrifying
This is actually amazing, never change.
Sigma 😂
Zach is the definition of unpredictable
The one night stand got me 😂
The joke slipped over my head the first time. When it finally clicked I cracked 😂😂
That laugh sounded like it came from the wallet and not the heart
Love how he comes in trying to warn them that wanting a one night stand does not mean what zach thought it meant 😂
The exhausted, one-legged twirl flat onto the bed is under-rated
Hes just the definition of unpredictable☠️
Zach needs his own series. Two and a half men don't have anything on him
That bed literally said "ouch!"
“She’s gunna touch u in places u don’t wanna be touched” 😂😂😂
He actually topped them
At first I actually thought the first guy was zach
Bro was born unpredictable
Legend
Why did he actually look good in that outfit 😂
Damn notice how the dude's was actually funny
I like how they were all funny except hers.
Absolutely love chilis lol
They were so off 😂😂
This shit was so fucking funny I watched it like 5 times 🤣🤣☠️☠️
wait jared is tall????? this chabges everything, i thought he was like 5'6 😂
Me too 😭
Bro looks like an offbrand Mr. Beast
Ok but his outfit honestly works
Zach’s outfit is amazing
Zach Justice is my spirit animal.
"Handsome"? 🤨
The name Zach fits perfectly
Not Jared being tall af 😅
Zach’s bit is always better then their parody of Zach’s bit
Jared looks like the evolved form of Karl from Mr beast 😂😂😂
He is so unpredictable
That was the most Nickelodeon way of entering a room
Girl basically nailed it
Kylar from Class of 09 be like: *First clip*
As a member of the council of zachs I have many questions about the suit and nightstand
I want a friend like Zach, I NEED a friend like Zach
damn that velma joke got to whole squad in tears
Fr and of course it's the short white chick
I'm fuckin dead bro
@@nathancoleman7156 don't forget fat
@@weissendrachen indeed I did
He's just straight faced the whole time
He looks like the guy from ah-ha
He sounds so disappointed that she didn’t want his nightstand
The last one killed me
Bro is so out of pocket I love it
She was just saying what she was thinking. She never understood the coursework.
Damn was not expecting Jared to be tht tall 😂
That night stand is funny
Bro the main character 😂😂😂
Why is that the most video game looking door? 😂😂😂
Him and Matt Rife are the same person in my head no distinction might as well be Chinese 😂
When 2 ppl playing on easy mode give zach's unpredictability a try.
Seeing subtitles of me laughing when I’m clearly not had me confused af (I’m high af to)
Knocks it out of the park everytime
Zach looks like a tall David Dobrik
Whenever I see Starface products I assume that is a person of culture
holy shit I forgot to laugh it was so hysterical
Zach is the white friend every body needs !!
Lmao this killed me 🤣
That fake laugh tho
I love how Jared is considered more one of the girls
Love Zach's outfit
Man is so unpredictable they still haven't been able to guess one yet
“She’s gonna touch you in places you don’t wanna be touched okay” 😂😂😂
No wonder why jarred ain’t Zach best friend dude faked laughed so damn hard
Zach is the next step of human evolution
ill keep that in mind
Calling the pastey broccoli head handsome. Damn. Tastes really changed over the years.